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2:01

what it does, isn't it a serum? Well,

2:03

they say serum. It's like a little vial, isn't it? Yeah,

2:05

but they gas him. He's gassed in the tube. I think.

2:08

Do they aerosol the serum? Maybe, or are

2:10

we getting confused with what happens to the

2:12

green goblin? Cause he even comes

2:15

from gas. Yeah, he's got that goblin gas.

2:17

He gets goblin gas. You wouldn't want to

2:19

mix them up. No. He wouldn't want to

2:21

accidentally goblin America. Oh. But

2:24

anyway. We've created Captain

2:27

Osborne and Goblin America.

2:30

Okay. Yeah. And

2:32

what the Super Soldier Serum does is it

2:34

makes you strong. Yeah. And it

2:36

accentuates all of the attributes you already

2:39

have. Yeah. Both physical, but

2:41

also it seems. I don't think

2:44

it makes you mentally different. No, but isn't there

2:46

this implication that because Red

2:48

Skull was a bad dude, then

2:50

he became nastier? I'm

2:53

pretty sure it just gave him the power of, so

2:56

like if you're bad, but

2:59

just regular capable. Yeah. There

3:02

is probably a ceiling to your bad. Yes. Yeah.

3:05

Yeah. Yeah. But so the

3:07

Red Skull gets it and what goes to space?

3:10

What? What? No, the Red

3:12

Skull gets it and it makes him the Red

3:14

Skull. Isn't there some replication? He's head red. Oh,

3:16

that's okay. They wanted Captain America cause he was

3:19

all around good. No,

3:21

cause power corrupts. Oh,

3:23

it does. That's right. Absolutely corrupts. But so

3:25

does it not? Absolute

3:28

power corrupts absolutely. Is that what it's? Yeah.

3:30

But so does it just make you strong

3:32

or does it accentuate your physical features? Not

3:35

like if you have long nipples,

3:37

they'll get longer. What?

3:41

What do you mean accentuate? What a power. Like,

3:43

I mean, if you're a stocky guy. Yeah. Will

3:46

you become like, if you are already say, cause he's

3:48

Steve Rudge, he's a skinny man. He's got a mass

3:50

mass. Yeah, exactly. And then you go into machine, he

3:52

got a mass mass. But you're already bumpy and full

3:55

of mass mass. Yeah, you're gonna get a mass mass

3:57

mass. Mass mass mass. You get like, a

3:59

mass mass mass. It's

10:00

actually a win for us. Yeah. Yeah.

10:03

Hey, one of them crashed the plane, but the other one

10:05

fell off a train. Yes. Like

10:07

I said, the whole plan was to be like, all right, we're

10:09

going to test it on this one lad. And if it works

10:12

well, we're going to then, you know, dole it out to a

10:14

bunch of folks. Yeah. And see our

10:16

whole idea is that then our super soldiers will

10:18

be much better than the regular soldiers. True. At

10:21

the opposition, the Nazi. The Nazi super soldiers.

10:24

Well, they hopefully at that point didn't have any. Yeah. Yeah.

10:26

And then why did they opt not to do

10:29

that? The soldier gets killed.

10:31

Well, yeah. The scientist, I mean. Yeah.

10:33

This guy or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

10:36

They're like Stanley Tucci. Yeah, exactly. He had the

10:38

formula. I didn't write it down. He was lying.

10:40

That's annoying. And then his brain was out. Yeah.

10:42

I would be in the, given the eulogy at

10:44

the funeral. They asked me. Yeah. And I'd

10:46

be like, first in peace to this dumb

10:48

asshole. He should have written it

10:50

down. He should have taught somebody. I don't know. I don't know.

10:52

Who siphoned that blood out of that, like that guy we got?

10:55

Surely. This guy's blood. Oh.

10:59

Stevens. I thought you were imagining someone where I'm

11:01

like, wait, I figured it out. Take his blood.

11:03

If we take where you'll be in his blood.

11:05

We just got to make sure we get some

11:07

blood that was pumped through his brain. Yeah. And

11:10

I'm holding the vial being like, what? You have

11:12

grossly misunderstood. How do I get? Where's Steve Rogers?

11:14

On the front lines. How

11:17

do I get the Super Soldier Serum that you

11:19

thought of out of this guy's blood? No,

11:21

get Steve's blood. Steven.

11:24

You shouldn't have drank it. You

11:26

should have put a drip cut. You got to cut a little hole

11:28

in your head and put a drip into your brain. That

11:31

is smart. How did we get the

11:33

Super Soldier program? Even happening with

11:35

brains like this? Yes. So

11:37

we made Steve Rogers. Then we made a

11:39

bunch of other guys with imperfect serums and

11:41

we made a bunch of guys that did

11:43

work. And then what's his name?

11:46

Shot a mobile that were asleep in the tank.

11:48

I know in the comics, it all comes back

11:50

to like the weapons plus program. And as Steve

11:52

Rogers almost like weapons one. Yeah.

11:55

Like, and that's super soldiers. Something else from there has been

11:57

trying to go back to that and being like, he fucked

11:59

it up and. maybe from this time it'll be good. Well,

12:02

the MCU takes the same approach. It's just

12:04

not the Weapon X program. It's a super

12:06

soldier program. Is Steve the first? And then

12:08

it keeps going? Yeah, because it's Steve in

12:10

the MCU at least. Because I don't know

12:12

jack shit about comics. That's fair. But

12:14

I have seen the movies and for some reason have paid enough

12:16

attention to retain this. Steve Rogers,

12:18

Azalea Bradley. Hulk

12:21

is also weapons fucking.

12:24

That's what they were working on when the gamma rays

12:26

fucked him up. I

12:29

think Black Widow has some of it too.

12:31

Oh yeah. Like a rain school? I'm pretty

12:33

sure it's a Russian version. There was some

12:36

implication and then they never really followed up

12:38

on it. Now she's dead. The fucking cold

12:40

guy, Mr. Ice from Russia. Black

12:42

Widow's dad. What's his name? Mr.

12:44

Ice from Russia. You

12:47

mean the Red Guardian? Red Guardian. Why do you

12:49

associate him with the Ice? He's

12:51

in the snow. I guess he's

12:54

in the Ice prison. What? When do you think

12:56

of Russia? Well, when I think of the Red

12:58

Guardian, I don't think of Ice. You say Mr.

13:00

Ice, I think of two people, Ice Man and

13:02

Mr. Freeze. Sorry. I'm sorry.

13:04

When you think of Russia though. I

13:07

think of bears. I see. And

13:09

the Red Star. It's just white for me. It

13:12

is cold up there. And Omega Red. And

13:14

Siberia? That's in Russia, isn't it? Yeah. Let's

13:16

say yes. Yeah, that's fucking cold as shit.

13:21

But there's also ice in other places. Although I

13:23

wouldn't necessarily say Russia ice. I go Russia snow.

13:25

Yeah, me too. I think of one of the

13:27

two poles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, who else

13:30

has it? Oh yeah, Winter Soldier.

13:32

I haven't said him yet. Hawkeye

13:36

doesn't. Iron Man

13:38

doesn't. Yeah. Keep

13:42

listening. We got you. It's a

13:44

fucking water gun. I'm trying to think

13:46

who else. Oh, US agent has it.

13:48

So 1940 prototype that was given to

13:50

the Red Skull. Fucks him right up.

13:52

Oh, Red Skull. He's dead. Melts his

13:54

head. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah.

13:56

And so then he goes to space.

14:00

Yeah, he does. He does. So

14:02

Stanley Tucci's like, I got this serum. First thing

14:04

he's gonna do is I'm gonna erect it,

14:06

erect it, inject it into a old

14:09

mate. And then he gets a red melty skull. He's

14:11

like, time to defect

14:13

to America and

14:16

inject a soldier and then they do

14:18

cap America. So they go, a guy

14:22

gets his face melted on him and then

14:24

they go cap America. Did he think you

14:26

let anybody know that was a possibility? How

14:29

many hours or hours, how many

14:31

days, years? Wow. I was

14:33

on the right path, but you're on the right path.

14:35

What was happening? Is there a

14:38

year when red skull got given it and when- I say

14:40

it's in 1940 is when the red skull got it. And

14:42

I'm pretty sure cap America's 1943. Correct.

14:44

Okay, he works for like three years. So

14:47

there's some time, but do you think

14:49

still when he's like, hey, I get this idea.

14:51

I get the super soldier serum. Do

14:53

you think he was like, there's a chance. No, because

14:55

I think the whole thing is they worked on it

14:57

for the three years. They fixed the bug. Yeah, they

14:59

fixed the bug. Yeah, they fixed the bug. Yeah, yeah,

15:01

yeah. Because I think they know at that point, they

15:03

probably gave it to like a fucking rat or something.

15:05

That's what I was thinking, right? Because clearly, did he

15:08

just, what was happening before he injected the red skull?

15:10

Was he doing it on a little like in a

15:12

Nazi rats or whatever? Probably would have been doing it

15:14

on a Nazi rats and maybe they got different face

15:17

genes. Yeah. Their faces didn't

15:19

fall off. Or he was like, it's a possibility. It was also-

15:21

Like when we dropped the nuke, we were like- We don't know

15:23

what's gonna happen. It would be a bloop. Good, good. Set

15:25

fire to the atmosphere. Exactly. Maybe you

15:27

would get a skull for face-bitter. It could

15:30

cause a chain reaction that doesn't stop until

15:32

we destroy the world. And then maybe Oppenheimer

15:34

will say that, we'll say, hey, remember when

15:37

we said that Einstein? Einstein will be like,

15:39

oh. Yeah. And then

15:41

Oppenheimer will be like, maybe that

15:43

actually did happen. And Einstein's like,

15:45

holy shit. Damn. I now

15:47

hate Robert Downey Jr. I

15:50

think Einstein would have hated the actor, Robert Downey Jr. too.

15:53

I think you would have thought he would have never had time

15:55

for him. God, he gets so pissed off that Oppenheimer goes to-

16:01

I think, or at least loses his

16:03

security clearance. Yeah. Okay.

16:05

So what about if we gave it to instead

16:07

of guys, cause guys are fallible. We

16:09

gave it to like bats or something. Bats.

16:12

I do think animals is a good

16:14

idea. Bats can get around the battlefield,

16:16

you know? We've got to take out.

16:18

That's what I'm thinking. So

16:21

we basically have, we have an objective.

16:23

We got these like, we got some

16:25

super serum goo juice. Yeah. Also,

16:27

just before we move on from guys, Steve

16:30

Rogers gets it. We don't even use him for a

16:32

bit. No, I know. We give it to him and

16:34

then we're like, get in the USO show or whatever.

16:36

Yeah. We're done. Dance boy

16:38

dance. Yeah. Is it cause

16:41

of Erskine, whatever? Erskine dies. And

16:43

we're like, well, he's not

16:45

in charge anymore. I don't know what's going to happen to this guy.

16:48

Or is he secretly doing shit on the side? I can't

16:50

remember. He's not cause he's pissed. He wants to be on

16:52

the front lines. But is he captain

16:54

America at that point? Or is he still baby?

16:56

No, he's captain America. Yeah. Cause they're

16:58

like, they put him in a costume and they do that.

17:00

And then it's like, you're there to kind of entertain the

17:03

troops. Yeah. Maybe that's

17:05

the plan from the beginning. Oh yeah. Super

17:07

soldiers serum. So he's super hot for the troops. Actually,

17:09

I gotta find this out. Cause that's going to bother

17:12

me. Why don't they use it? Or do they think

17:14

that it didn't work? I think it's because they're like,

17:16

they're like, no, they're like the fucking whole experiment went

17:18

tits up because well, it didn't go tits up. But

17:20

Olmay died. Yeah, we got that. But can we replicate

17:23

it? So we thought it was one guy that's tough.

17:25

Is that really that? Yeah. And

17:28

then he's like, what happened? And then he's hot as fuck.

17:30

It's some fucking beefcake for the soldiers. He gets to perform

17:32

and they get to get off. You

17:35

know, it's a little something for them to keep

17:37

going on the front lines. You're missing all those

17:39

hot beefcakes. Yeah, exactly. You see

17:41

this hot beefcake on stage. You're like, damn. Captain America,

17:43

like I'm jerking off in the trenches. Hell

17:46

yeah. So Erskine, just when I

17:48

pulled up this, there's a little bit of information that makes this

17:50

a little bit of a mess. It's like, I'm not sure.

17:52

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. It's

17:54

just a little bit of information that makes the test

17:56

on Red Skull make a little bit more sense. Red

17:59

Skull just stole it. from him and injected himself. And

18:01

they were like, it's not ready. And

18:04

he was like, it's ready. Oh no,

18:06

my face. Yeah. Okay. And

18:08

now, Armin Zola, he used some

18:10

test subjects. I

18:12

guess he was using it on like Bucky

18:15

Buns. The USO sure makes sense. Durskin

18:17

killed. Yeah. They're like, okay,

18:20

well the Super Soldier Serum program is fucked now.

18:22

Yeah. You two are the front lines and we

18:24

are going to use your blood while you two

18:26

are the front lines to try and reverse engineer

18:28

the serum. So they

18:30

were trying to keep him alive. Cause they

18:33

were like, we need that blood. We need

18:35

that blood baby. You get that. So we

18:37

use you for propaganda. Much

18:39

like how Mickey

18:42

Mouse someone fucked Donald. Mickey Mouse is

18:44

fucking your wife or whatever. No. Donald

18:46

Duck selling war bonds. No, Donald Duck

18:48

beating the shit out of Hitler or

18:51

something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

18:53

Yeah. Yeah. Mickey Mouse was fucking their

18:56

wives. That was like a thing. Wasn't it? Mickey

18:58

Mouse was fucking the German wives. Where

19:01

they were, they were like Mickey Mouse is fucking your wife. So

19:04

the German propaganda against America was propaganda

19:06

against America. They were like, well, you're

19:08

here. Mickey Mouse is making your wife.

19:13

Mickey Mouse. World war two. I don't

19:15

know. It's world war two. Someone's propaganda.

19:17

World war one. I don't know. I

19:19

don't know. I couldn't tell you. I

19:21

couldn't tell you what war. Well, I

19:23

don't want to. Mickey Mouse

19:26

is fucking your wife. Why would I do that?

19:29

You all want to try to get to the bottom

19:31

of it. You could let it remain a beautiful mystery

19:33

for us all. Exactly. Why

19:35

would I want that to be a mystery? It's

19:37

kind of like sometimes the world is better

19:40

when there's a mystery. Exactly. Like it's

19:42

a, do we need to know everything about the

19:44

world? Do we want to know like, you know,

19:46

how eels fuck? No, I don't want to know

19:49

about it. All I know is that Mickey

19:51

Mouse apparently fucking out. Here's what's going to

19:53

happen. You're going to find out what

19:55

I was talking about. You're going to find out that

19:57

I was probably wrong about the vast majority of it.

19:59

Yeah. It's just gonna make you frustrated. That's

20:01

what's gonna happen. Then you're gonna be angry

20:03

and you're gonna wanna wallop me. We

20:06

won't be able to. That's what's in your

20:08

future. Yeah, but also I don't like

20:10

to live in a magical world that you live

20:12

in, which is the magical world of I've imagined

20:14

a thing. And it's

20:16

crazy that that thing I imagined

20:18

exists in the real world that

20:20

I live in. Enjoy your crushing

20:22

disappointment as it comes. Oh, there's

20:24

this wonderful site Pornhub that Mickey

20:27

Mouse fucking my wife. And

20:29

that's just, well, that's just a sex

20:31

doll that has mouse ears. That's

20:34

not really a Mickey, like a Minnie Mouse face,

20:36

like a mask. Yeah, and you've got

20:38

goofy is fucking Pete's wife. That's

20:41

awesome to be full on. Is this

20:43

the first podcast that has full on

20:45

pornography browsing in it? Is that Fantasia?

20:48

It looks like it's Fantasia. That's just

20:50

actual Fantasia. No, no, no, no, no,

20:52

it is not. No, no, wait, there's

20:54

dirt, okay. Something going up there. Mickey

20:57

Mouse is, there's, see this up there.

20:59

That's a very funny thumbnail because, okay,

21:02

it's 37% upvoted. It's

21:06

a cartoon sketch, the

21:08

scene in Fantasia where Mickey is singing with

21:11

the mop or whatever. There's a wizard.

21:13

The wizard conjures a lady

21:15

shaking their asshole. But we know

21:17

it's censored. But it's censored. And

21:20

then Mickey Mouse gets a boner, which is also censored at

21:22

the end. And that's on Pornhub. That's

21:24

awesome, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People be out

21:26

here. Anyway,

21:29

it's no, it's not about, it's

21:32

not about Mickey Mouse wanted to fuck

21:34

their wives because Jackson was wrong. And

21:36

it's Japanese propaganda. Pretty World War

21:38

II. No, see Jackson, the thing is with

21:41

your magical world where everything you imagine is real and

21:43

actually happened. And then if you do research, you're wrong.

21:45

And then that's a bomber and you don't want to

21:47

know that. I live in a world

21:49

where sometimes I look into things you've claimed you've made and

21:51

they're true. And then that fills me so much joy. So

21:53

you would have been happier to find out it was, I

21:55

mean. Yeah, I didn't want to disprove it. I wanted to

21:57

find out what it was. I wanted to see it. Yeah,

21:59

yeah, yeah. When I Google things you say

22:01

and I'm like that cannot be true if it

22:03

is true. I'm filled with joy too. That's blissful.

22:06

Yeah, I get it. But then making claims that

22:08

ridiculous things exist when they don't tarnishes the ridiculous

22:10

things that do exist. Well, I was kind of

22:12

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22:15

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22:17

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22:19

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awesome. It just looks like a

24:20

cop head for anyone who's played video games. That's

24:23

awesome. It's just an evil Mickey Mouse. It's not the thing

24:25

I was talking about. Anyway. Anyway,

24:28

what else? Where else could we

24:30

put the Super Soul of the Zero? That's also a three-minute

24:33

video, so it could have been the thing you're talking about.

24:35

It was a video. It's hard to say. It was a

24:37

video. It was a poster? Time will tell. It was a

24:39

video. A radio. A radio. Yeah,

24:41

I don't know. Anyways. Yeah, okay,

24:43

no. It's gone from propaganda to

24:45

radio. It's not. I don't know.

24:48

And it's not a video. I don't think so. Well, you don't think

24:50

so, you don't know. Or it's not. Was Mickey Mouse fucking someone's wife

24:52

in that video? No. I don't know. Well, then no, it's not the

24:54

thing I was talking about. There's

24:56

no propaganda when Mickey Mouse fucks someone's

24:58

wife. Well, I don't know, dude.

25:01

Time will have to tell. Time will tell,

25:03

man. Time will tell. Keep talking. Right, okay,

25:05

yes. So I guess they're using his blood

25:07

to then, yes, go and try

25:09

and make other super soldiers. So yes.

25:11

What would be the best use for... Okay, so we

25:14

have a serum that enhances the

25:16

physical attributes of a person. And also, yeah,

25:18

and also apparently mental attributes as well. Oh,

25:20

I knew it. Yeah. Of

25:22

a person. What

25:24

would you do? I think animals is a good way

25:26

of going about it. If you did it to a

25:28

dog. Yes. So obviously, mental attributes,

25:31

does that mean it makes you clever? If

25:33

you injected somebody

25:35

who was already very clever, or

25:38

just a regular human being, would it

25:40

make them smarter? I assume so, because

25:42

Captain America is portrayed as intelligent. He

25:45

seems to be very intelligent to begin with, but then

25:47

when he takes a serum after that, and granted, some

25:49

of this would be done on the job and in

25:51

training and all that, and just by being in a

25:54

military situation, it's like he's very good

25:56

at strategy, he's very good at that kind of

25:58

stuff. But he also, he can... throw a

26:00

shield and he understands where he needs to throw it.

26:02

He understands a lot of, you know, very

26:04

quick math. Very, very quick math. I'm just wondering if

26:06

we give it to a dog, or

26:09

one of the intelligent animals like a

26:11

crow or a, something

26:13

like a dolphin or whatever, would they

26:16

become smart enough to have

26:18

like a human level intelligence? Probably. Well,

26:20

that's great. Then we can give them

26:22

instructions on however though. Stuff in the

26:24

battlefield. How do you get them on

26:26

your side? Like the worst

26:28

case scenario I am finding. If

26:30

I'm thinking about it, if you're like, okay, we work

26:32

for the US government and the allies or whatever, and

26:34

we're like, we've got this serum. We're gonna inject say

26:36

a bunch of dogs. And they're gonna

26:38

be like, right, we're gonna inject a bunch of dogs.

26:41

And they're gonna fight for the American way. They're gonna

26:43

fight for our cause. And they're gonna like, get a

26:45

real give it to the north. We

26:47

inject them. And then they're like, why

26:49

would I fight for you? Well, I'd be like,

26:52

dog, you don't wanna be a Nazi dude. And

26:54

then they're like, no, no, no, no. And then

26:56

they start sprouting. I don't know. Let's say communism,

26:58

like propaganda. Dog propaganda. You

27:00

know what? Dog not even communist

27:02

propaganda. The world should be dog.

27:04

Yeah. We

27:06

have to commit some of the American way. We start talking

27:08

about, I don't know how beautiful capitalism is. And the dogs

27:10

like, that's not. So the propaganda

27:12

that we were talking about before. Oh yeah, go

27:15

back to that. Yeah, we'll go back to dogs

27:17

in a second. Just cause I have a, so

27:19

you now have two choices. Okay, interesting.

27:22

In the thirties, there's that video that you said.

27:24

Yes, yeah. Which is the only

27:27

propaganda around World War II. Or later

27:29

that I could find that depicts Mickey

27:31

Mouse in an evil fashion. Okay. Or

27:34

you've got Nazi propaganda saying that

27:37

Mickey Mouse is vialing it and

27:39

embarrassing. It's neither of

27:41

those. Okay, so it doesn't exist. What do you

27:43

imagine doesn't exist? I will tell. Yeah.

27:46

No, no, no, time has told. Time has told. I

27:49

had a look. I looked at all this propaganda.

27:51

It doesn't exist. I mean, it was a cool

27:53

year. If people used- Five minute research. I mean,

27:55

it could be deep dive. Yeah. I

27:57

think somebody in the comments of this video will be like-

28:00

Jackson was talking about this. I

28:02

almost guaranteed. Yeah. And then

28:04

you'll jump in the comments and you'll be like, no, actually that's

28:06

not it. I'll jump in the comments and be like, what? Because

28:09

I've forgotten what the hell

28:11

is going on. Yeah. Yeah.

28:13

Yeah. But the

28:15

dogs. Yeah. If you like, yeah. So go, yeah, going

28:17

back. with a bunch of

28:19

superpowers here. I'd be so fucking. Yeah. My, my,

28:21

my worry would be that they are not on

28:24

our level. You think the dogs are going to

28:26

become Nazis. I don't know, but maybe whatever it

28:28

is, I would be worried. Like as in they

28:30

start their own nation of dogs. Good luck to

28:32

the five dogs I've filled with superpowers. But if

28:34

they're so smart, why not make their own serum?

28:36

And you're the rest of the dogs. And alternatively.

28:38

I'm not making them that smart. We don't know,

28:40

dude. We don't know. We don't know. They are

28:42

going from Captain America one from skinny boy Captain

28:45

America who was relatively intelligent. But that's the DNA

28:47

of a man. We don't know what's

28:49

going to happen when you give them. We do an

28:51

experiment. If the dog's too clever or. Put it down.

28:53

We might have to. What if the dog is so

28:55

clever, it doesn't let us know how clever it is.

28:59

And alternatively, what if the dog isn't

29:02

clever, but can communicate in

29:04

dog. Yeah. Yeah. Also,

29:09

this is a very easy way to

29:11

get a Beethoven or Clifford situation. Whoa.

29:15

Get a fucked up dog. Or we get

29:17

a dog man. Dog man. Like the

29:19

book. Yeah. We put a dog inside the

29:21

tube. Yeah. Gasset.

29:24

And then when it opens up, the dogs just got

29:26

Captain America's buddy, but a dog's head. We

29:29

didn't make it smart. We just made

29:31

it man. It hated getting

29:33

gassed. Yeah. We don't know

29:35

if actually what we invented was just a man

29:37

juice. Yeah. And then we're just like, oh yeah,

29:39

let's try to express it. A carbon copy of

29:42

random, just body like beautiful, delicious. We're like, okay,

29:44

somebody put down the dog man and they go

29:46

over with like the needle and the dog just

29:48

stops there. Uh oh. Bro,

29:52

it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh,

29:54

oh, oh, oh. It's got a dog's brain, but a

29:57

man's body. Yeah, that's loose in

29:59

the world. That's a problem. And that is upset as a problem. What's

30:01

the origin of a dog man in

30:03

the book? In the Captain America book? I

30:06

don't know. I could not

30:08

tell you. It's totally gonna affect when Captain America was a

30:10

dog man. No, he's a werewolf. He's a werewolf, yeah. He's

30:13

a werewolf, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:15

Yeah, that's fair. That's good stuff. Well, is

30:17

there another animal you would be, you think

30:19

it's less likely to turn? Yeah, I think

30:21

it needs to be maybe, just to make

30:23

sure that they're on like, you know, maybe

30:25

our level and that they understand the gravity

30:27

of what they're doing and they're kind of

30:29

fighting for our cause is maybe we gotta,

30:31

can we get maybe dogs that

30:33

have already seen the front line? The

30:37

PTSD dogs. Okay. Uh-huh. Yeah. Sad war

30:39

dogs. Deeply traumatized war dogs. You would

30:41

help them? Given the intelligence of a

30:44

man. No, that would be bad. Because

30:47

they have freedom. Yeah. And

30:50

then you're taking their freedom away because they're

30:52

retired. No, they don't

30:54

retire them. Yeah, they're retired

30:56

them. I

30:58

think as well, like Captain America, you know, he hadn't

31:00

seen the front lines at that point. I think a

31:02

dog that's been on the front lines would be disillusioned.

31:04

What about, okay, okay, I guess what we need to

31:07

do is either, would

31:09

it work better if we put, let's say

31:11

a dog in front of like a projector

31:14

and we screened a lot of propaganda and

31:16

then like serum them or serum them, then

31:18

the propaganda? Well, probably serum them then the

31:20

propaganda because the dog will not register what

31:22

it's seeing. If you show a

31:24

dog a video, the dog does not, if there's

31:26

a dog in the video, it might register the

31:28

dog. But otherwise you're gonna go

31:31

make a dog man. Propaganda, front

31:34

lines. Yeah, because I was

31:36

thinking we use dogs in war anyway. So

31:38

if you make a dog man or dog as

31:40

clever as a man, give it some more complicated

31:43

instructions. Maybe it'd be good for

31:45

like rats or birds or bats. Like I was

31:47

saying. Yeah, bats. What about a horse? Okay. Horses

31:50

are strong, like wall horse, like the movie.

31:52

Unfortunately, when you think about like, you know,

31:54

I guess going from say the end of

31:57

the 18th, like the 1890s or

31:59

whatever, going into like. like, you know, the 900s and

32:01

then let's say the invention of like say the Gatling gun.

32:04

And then I think maybe say a

32:06

certain country was like, maybe I will

32:08

go and invade another country. I guess

32:10

a little poll, it seems like a nice

32:12

invade. And we've got tanks and they

32:15

have still maybe some technology from the

32:17

old era, i.e. horses and charging. How'd

32:19

that go? I think bad.

32:21

I think all you've done is make a horse

32:23

aware that it's gonna die. Also,

32:25

a horse understands when it sees a tank.

32:27

A Gatling gun is going to really fuck

32:30

up a dog's day. Yes. Yeah.

32:33

There's no man on the dog. No,

32:35

that's true. It's a man on the horse. Well,

32:37

again, by that argument, I mean a Gatling gun

32:39

would also fuck up a man's day. Captain America

32:42

holds his shield and runs into a Gatling. Well, we

32:44

give the shield to the animal too. We'll give the shield

32:46

to the horse. The

32:48

horse can protect its head and neck,

32:50

which is important. And then as it

32:52

charges forward. Yes. What

32:55

if we made it a bit more, because like

32:57

a horse can't really throw. No. So

32:59

we make it more of a rectangle kind of shape. Okay. So

33:02

the horse, okay, well, let's imagine the scenario. Gatling

33:04

gun on top of a tank or a jeep.

33:07

Horse, shield down. Googoo googoo

33:09

googoo, runs up. Yeah. It's

33:11

at the jeep. It turns around and then uses

33:13

its very powerful kicks enhanced by super-shelves. Whoa, it

33:16

could kick the tank, I reckon. Yeah, it could

33:18

kick the shit out of that tank. It could

33:20

hold on the tank. Flip it over, mate. Okay,

33:22

all right. How

33:25

could reckon here we go some nice propaganda

33:27

for like the good troops to be like,

33:29

let's kick the shit out of Hitler. And

33:32

it will have our Captain America horse.

33:34

He's absolutely kicking the crap out of

33:36

the Nazis. Like imagine that

33:38

little poster, big horse hoof, painted in

33:40

the American flag. Yeah, boof. What if

33:42

we do his stupid face? It's so

33:44

funny that the past used to be

33:47

really fucked up with like standards and

33:49

whatever. And like how we just

33:51

treated each other. But propaganda posters never went

33:53

that hard. You would

33:55

never say kick the shit out of what I'm

33:57

putting. No, but you would say kick the goth out

33:59

of Hitler. It would be like, let's. show that Hitler

34:01

what's coming. I'm in a picture of a horse. A

34:03

horse is coming. That's

34:06

the new propaganda. Hitler or the

34:08

horse is coming. We say Hitler,

34:11

we say nay. Oh yeah, or

34:13

Hitler stomped out. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

34:15

Big horse on like the- I've

34:17

said this before. Yeah. And

34:19

I'm gonna keep thinking it until someone does it. And it's

34:22

not, doesn't tie into the propaganda, but it does tie into

34:24

print media. Yeah. A newspaper just like, we're

34:26

in 2024 now. Yeah. Put

34:28

fuck in your heading. You read like

34:31

print media will come back to life. The

34:33

first person to do that will change history.

34:35

A really fucked up thing happens? Headline,

34:38

what the fuck? Yeah, exactly. Now Jesus

34:40

Christ. The closest we get is like,

34:42

what the F star, star K. Like

34:45

we all like, what? What did that- What could

34:47

it be? Oh, I see. This has not offended

34:49

me. Even though when I see that I read

34:51

fuck, because I'm not reading the

34:53

word fuck. But you in the sea, I'm

34:55

scared. Yeah, we've got to protect the children.

34:58

Yeah, of course. I think that if an

35:00

editor gets fired from print media, they should

35:02

just be like, well, today's headline is cunt.

35:06

Every single word in every article is just cunt.

35:08

Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. Well,

35:11

but if we're giving an animal the super soldier serum,

35:14

we might as well pick a gorilla. If we're going

35:16

for basic combat- Well, then I guess you just make

35:18

a gorilla grod. Yeah, that is true. I think

35:20

that, what if we just pick a different guy? Oh,

35:22

okay. What kind of guy? Cause like we gave it

35:24

to Steve Rogers. But like, what if we

35:27

gave it, he's like pure of heart and whatever. But

35:29

like, is there like- We give it to

35:31

a scumbag, scumbag America? I'm not

35:33

a guest, dude. Not like a scumbag, but

35:35

I don't know, like a guy with different

35:37

strengths. A guy that, I don't

35:39

know. Really strong legs

35:41

already? No. Gets even stronger legs.

35:45

Very intelligence, not an all round though. Well, yeah, I mean,

35:47

giving it to the scientist probably would have been a good

35:49

idea. Yeah. Probably actually would have been- The sign, then you've

35:51

got a strong scientist, then when red scale comes, he can

35:53

just break red scales neck rather than getting shot in the

35:55

head. Probably giving it to the scientist

35:58

would have been smart. What about if we give it to

36:00

Hitler? dog. Unfortunately that dog

36:02

is a Nazi dog. And you know

36:04

how I was already worried about just

36:06

a base level dog or what kind

36:08

of ideologies they will have. I'm very

36:10

worried about that dog's ideologies. It's like,

36:12

yeah, we should give Eva Braun the

36:14

fucking terra pone. I'm trying to make

36:16

someone as close to Hitler that could

36:18

take them out. What if we put

36:20

the super soldiers... What if

36:22

we put it in the drinking water? What if we gave it

36:24

a little bit

36:28

of it to everyone? To America? Instead

36:30

of Captain America we give it to

36:33

America. American? We poison the water supply?

36:35

Yeah, poison the water supply. A little bit of... I

36:39

guess a little bit goes a long, long way

36:41

because that concentrated like a serum

36:43

makes that one guy really good.

36:45

If we gave it to everybody, just

36:48

a little bit better. Maybe all

36:50

that is all we might need to

36:52

have been to beat the Nazis.

36:54

I mean they already won the war,

36:56

but maybe they would have also

36:58

won the Olympics. However,

37:01

if you look at history, if

37:05

you gave it to America at a

37:07

certain point, you might not

37:09

be giving it to say the allies or

37:12

people who are maybe in support. The problem with a

37:14

nation is that it is made up of a

37:17

diverse set of opinions. But

37:19

let's talk about giving it to Robert

37:21

Oppenheimer. Are you imagining that he makes

37:24

the bomb better? Yeah. I reckon he...

37:26

No, I honestly don't reckon the bomb

37:28

gets dropped because he can physically stop

37:31

it now. He can stop the bomb.

37:33

They open up the thing in the

37:35

plane, but he's just holding on to

37:37

it. When

37:40

Nazis took Manhattan in 1939. I

37:43

was like, when was that rally in Madison Square

37:45

Garden? 1939, so that would be after the

37:52

serum. So maybe we have... Maybe the

37:54

sentiment has moved. What if we give

37:56

it to... It was advertised as a

37:59

pro-American rally. You

38:01

look up some of the history about that. It's worrying.

38:04

It's a bit worrying. It's a bit worrying.

38:06

America sorted this shit out now, so there's

38:08

nothing to worry about. It's a chill place.

38:12

Australia also chilled. The Western

38:14

world, it's sick. What

38:17

if we give it to plants? We've

38:19

done people, we've done animals. I think you get an Audrey 2.

38:22

That's okay. We give

38:24

it to a... A... Swiss

38:28

army man? Tuba, Swede?

38:30

No! No! Succulent?

38:33

Venus flytron? Then yes.

38:36

Okay, yes, Audrey 2. And then

38:38

we say Adolf Hitler. A

38:41

gift from America. Do you remember our literature

38:43

about our origins? Not

38:45

really. Audrey 2 consumes the entire world.

38:47

The world. The world.

38:50

The world. Also, what

38:52

are the morals of a plant, you

38:54

know? Well, Audrey 2's morals are flawed.

38:56

Yeah, that's true. Okay. No,

38:59

it's not. We gave it to a tree. And

39:01

like if a tree gains like

39:03

a sort of sentience or sapience to the

39:06

equivalent of a bike, you know, humanity. And

39:08

then we'd look at our how, our beautiful houses of wood.

39:10

I don't know, I just feel it's a bit of a

39:13

recipe for this house. I guess that's the problem with giving

39:15

it to a dog or a chimp as well. Yeah, I

39:17

was on a leash. What

39:19

about if we give it to Lightning McQueen? From

39:21

Cars? From Cars movie. He's a piece of shit.

39:25

Yeah, he's a scumbag. He

39:27

might just race fast with it.

39:29

Well, yeah, race him into Nazi

39:32

Germany. Kachow. Kachow, right into Hitler's

39:34

guts. Kachow. Or we

39:36

do, I keep hitting you there. Yeah, that's fine. We do

39:38

a thing where, you know. You

39:40

keep getting excited than making like a middling

39:42

point, which is also good. Like,

39:45

you know, in, yeah,

39:48

anyway. Well, I'm thinking, you

39:50

know, Hitler's car. Yeah. We swap

39:52

it out for Lightning McQueen.

39:55

Lightning McQueen. And then

39:57

what? Lightning McQueen's self-sacrificion? Oh, for

39:59

what? You know If

40:03

lightning McQueen full of super soldiers serum

40:05

But then if they're inside a car

40:07

that's got super soldier serum and the

40:09

car crashes They're probably fine. Does lightning

40:12

McQueen have airbags? I don't

40:14

think so. But even if he doesn't can you get into

40:16

lightning McQueen? Time

40:20

for me to drive away and then he's like this

40:22

doors not opening and then lightning McQueen's eyes Yeah,

40:25

opens the door. There's like a

40:27

big fleshy A

40:30

brand-new style of car. It vores you. Yeah He

40:39

loved fucked up shit, yeah, he loved getting shit

40:42

and pissed on it What

40:44

not loved and fetamines?

40:46

Yeah Well,

40:50

the problem is We

40:54

make okay, we don't hey hey Stanley

40:58

Tucci Science man Okay,

41:06

so we know that the red skull he

41:08

got the the bad version Yeah, the non-fixed

41:10

version and it fucked his a up right

41:12

up. Can we get hey you

41:14

want to perfect it? How about counteroffer you make

41:16

it with? a

41:29

super soldier We're gonna lose to

41:32

law Oppenheimer keep

41:34

working Give

41:37

it to the Fura first Give

41:39

it to your Fura and all of the

41:41

soldiers Are we doing like a Red Skull

41:43

or are we doing like an inverse super

41:45

soldier serum? We're gonna get worse We're

41:48

gonna get worse Yeah, well

41:50

then yes, we made a serum that kills you Made

41:53

a super kill you Yeah, Red

41:55

Skull that makes you weak Yeah, weak

41:57

and dumb Yeah, makes you re- Really

41:59

stupid. Nazi Germany has lost the war

42:02

because it was weak and dumb. We

42:04

can't do that. Damn it.

42:06

Well, Joni didn't kinda lose the war because

42:08

he was dumb. Yeah, they'd be like, yeah,

42:10

the perfect specimens to host a podcast. Yeah,

42:13

but are you saying we're a Nazi? No,

42:15

I'm saying we're weak and dumb. Oh, right.

42:18

I like imagining Adolf Hitler coming out to give

42:20

one of his speeches after taking the weak and

42:22

dumb to the soldier. And he's like, what the

42:24

hell? Yuck. What the hell? What

42:26

the hell? Dumb one.

42:31

Hello. Yo. Good

42:33

talk. Have

42:35

you heard about it? I'm

42:38

Adam Hitler. Adolf Hitler. Bro, I think it was

42:40

him. Can I be called

42:42

Wolfgang? It's him better. Call me Wolfgang.

42:44

I like it. It

42:46

sounds like you are a gang of wolf. Adolf, you sound...

42:48

Yeah. Wolfgang, frightening.

42:51

Bring me 100 eggs. Mmm.

42:59

Oh, no. Hitler's gone weak and dumb. And

43:01

then he turns and just slips, falls off

43:03

the podium. Dies flat. He's eating a banana

43:05

as he gives the speech. Then

43:07

he steals an otter pill. Oh,

43:09

no. What would that do

43:11

to a country? What, Adolf Hitler, slip and

43:13

die from on a banana pill? We've

43:16

got to demoralize. I

43:18

think we would probably have the same

43:20

thing as what happened with Stalin, where

43:22

there'd be just propaganda tries to be

43:24

like, that didn't happen. No, we didn't.

43:27

He's actually still alive. He's still alive.

43:30

Don't believe your lying eyes and

43:32

knees, disgusting photographs. It was to

43:34

weed out the

43:36

American spies that were in our forces.

43:38

It's also funny because, like, so if

43:40

you have a leader that, you know,

43:43

is like Adolf Hitler, propagandized, you know,

43:45

he's in charge of everything, whatever, and he gets shot.

43:48

You're like, our great leader has been taken out by

43:50

the Allies, undemoralized. He's some sort of banana pill. Some

43:52

part of you is like, well, that could happen to

43:54

anyone. I'm like, the

43:56

fuck? It's not his fault that he's the

43:58

one. America did it. America planted

44:01

fruit. Yeah, American plot.

44:04

But it depends, because if you get rid of

44:06

him, this might have been cow's houzzers. Oh, no,

44:08

of course. Absolutely. But it's just a funny thing

44:10

to be like, he could get taken out by

44:12

a banana peel. I mean, we all could. You

44:15

could slip up and earn a banana peel and die

44:17

tomorrow. Yeah, you could. It's

44:20

entirely possible. Yeah, it's kind of hard to

44:22

think of, I think,

44:24

other guy. Yeah. But

44:26

what other guys, though? Because ideally, at this

44:29

moment in time, you

44:31

have a very specific culture of getting rid

44:33

of. And I guess there

44:35

isn't really, to be honest, in this period of

44:37

time, every guy is the fucking same guy. What

44:39

about this? You make a

44:41

guy with no brain. What? OK.

44:45

Why? Oh, hear me out.

44:47

Wait. Did

44:50

you take the weak and dumb? Yes.

44:53

That ain't all fear for you. Maybe

44:55

we can dumb. You want to make a blank slate guy

44:57

grow him in a vat. He's

44:59

got no personality. He's a vat man. Yeah. Then

45:01

you give him the super soldier juice. He's

45:04

blank, dude. He doesn't know what's going on. He

45:06

doesn't know right from wrong. Oh. Yeah,

45:09

how's it? That's the problem with the dogs.

45:11

They don't know from right from wrong. That's

45:13

true, Nate. What did we gave him to

45:15

like a 1940s beautiful housewife? He'd

45:18

be like, hey, this is what you're fighting for,

45:20

a woman that can crush your skull with

45:22

her thighs. OK, so we kind of do like

45:24

the USO show, but she just crushes a

45:26

watermelon with her thighs everywhere she goes. And

45:29

then goes to the front lines and kicks people's heads

45:31

clean off. Yeah. OK. You're

45:34

kind of dress up like Lady Liberty

45:36

maybe. Say this is America. I guess

45:38

her name probably would be Lady Liberty.

45:42

But is this not just Girl Captain America?

45:44

Yeah. Yeah. I

45:46

want to say Jerry Lewis, and I don't know why.

45:49

Jerry Lewis. Funny guy.

45:51

Funny guy. Gove the

45:53

pratfall. Does he get funnier when he

45:55

takes the super soldier serum? OK, hang

45:58

on. He'd be better at pratfalls. We

46:00

get it like a celebrity of the

46:03

era. Yeah. Sherry Lewis is a

46:05

bit late. So we'll have to be Chaplin or... Yes. Well,

46:07

you think about it, right? Chaplin. Chaplin!

46:10

He's got the mustache. He's the... He could

46:12

slip in. He could

46:14

slip in and kill Hitler. And

46:17

he's strong. He slips in. How's

46:20

he doing that? He's like, yeah, it's

46:22

me, Hitler. I am Hitler. And no

46:24

one's heard Charlie Chaplin talk cause it's

46:26

the silent era. And we got

46:28

the great deal. Great

46:30

dictators after the war, isn't it? I...

46:33

That's like 50 something. I'm confused by your claim

46:35

that no one's heard him talk so the disguise

46:37

would work. Yeah, I can do an action. I'm

46:39

allowed me to question it. Okay. I'm a Nazi.

46:42

Yeah. You were trying to

46:44

convince me that this person is Hitler. I

46:46

don't think they're Charlie Chaplin. When

46:49

they talk, I'm not like,

46:51

well, it could have been Charlie Chaplin. Cause

46:54

I've never heard him talk before. You are thinking

46:56

that he's in Hitler though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We

47:00

have, you know, he's got the mustache

47:02

and we could have lovely propaganda, be like,

47:04

you know, our guy. We have Hitler, but

47:07

good. So we got a good Hitler. We

47:09

got good Hitler. Your Hitler's

47:11

weak and stupid. What happens when we

47:13

shoot out Hitler? He's mostly okay. You

47:18

can just do stunts he was doing in movies,

47:21

but like let them go wrong and be fine.

47:23

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny to have a... And

47:25

demoralize the Nazis. I love the idea of having

47:27

a guy that we beat the shit

47:29

out of. Like you can't beat the

47:31

shit out of your guy. Try it. Try it.

47:33

And then they shoot Hitler dead. And

47:36

they're like, fuck, they got us. What's

47:38

so special about their Hitler? I

47:42

don't know, dude. Our one's just tough. Guess you got

47:44

a bad Hitler. You know what to say. Sorry, yeah,

47:46

we've decided. Our Hitler's nice. Yeah, we're less

47:49

hateful. Yeah, he's like a nice guy out

47:51

of Hitler. Yeah, we've taken the route that

47:53

the only way to stop a bad Hitler

47:55

is to be a good Hitler. That's

47:58

funny. It's funny to imagine Charlie Chaplin having... the power go

48:00

to his head. What's the matter? And they're like, well, thank

48:02

you so much. The war's over. And he's like, I'm not

48:05

going anywhere. Fuck. How

48:07

could Hitler? Why? I thought

48:09

Hitler was a bad Hitler. Charlie Chaplin,

48:11

King of America. Just saying,

48:14

there's a maybe, maybe you'd be, there's a

48:16

lot of United States that could belong to

48:18

Charlie Chaplin is all I'm saying. Charlie Chaplin,

48:20

go back to Hollywood. Yeah. Come on, Charlie.

48:22

Leave us alone. No, you're gonna stop me?

48:24

Fuck. Yeah. It's funny

48:26

that I said the power into his head when what we're

48:28

doing is like running him over with

48:30

a car. What? We're doing a

48:33

stunt show with him basically. It's

48:35

like, I'm unstoppable. Charlie Chaplin.

48:39

Yeah. He's way better than Captain America.

48:41

Cause he gets all the benefits of Captain America, but

48:43

he looks a bit like Hitler. And we can claim

48:46

him as good Hitler. Well, what if we, instead of

48:48

like, you know, the propaganda route, yes. Like we're just

48:50

showing the American people. What if we just slaughtered Charlie

48:52

Chaplin into what we did with Steve Rogers? Okay. We

48:55

put him into the US ocean. He's funny. He's

48:57

wearing the Captain America. Yeah. But

49:00

he has a little mustache. I

49:02

as the American public, I'm confused. You

49:05

just have to have him play the bad guy

49:07

in there. Cause if he's Captain America, I'd be

49:09

like, His pants would fall down or whatever. And

49:11

his eye would roll up and slap him in

49:14

the face. He'd be so rich. Yeah. His shirt

49:16

would roll up and his glistening abs would be

49:18

revealed. And everybody would be

49:20

like, why did America make

49:22

hot hits? And then. Like,

49:25

what's the thought? It's so funny to watch it.

49:27

You're a soldier. They made Hitler

49:30

look hot and frightened. Do they

49:32

hate me? Do they? Now I'm going

49:34

to go hot to the trenches and have

49:36

a very, very weird jerk off stage. Maybe

49:39

by America having hot Hitler in this stage shows

49:41

that it's seeming like he's a threat. And then

49:43

all of the prat full stuff. And then have

49:46

American soldiers come out and kick the shit out

49:48

of him. It's like, we can kill good Hitler.

49:50

Yeah. That's true. We think Hitler

49:52

should be no problem for us. No, we

49:54

could wreath of madness this. Oh, okay. To

49:57

be like, yeah, look, hot Hitler's here to

49:59

take your wives. Like, dude. Like Mickey Mouse

50:01

famously did. So famously.

50:04

So famous then so successful there's no record of it

50:06

on the internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause like once

50:08

again, you know, we only have the Cap America and

50:10

what, you know, yes, one man

50:12

can't change the whole face of the wall.

50:14

We need all the troops together. And so

50:16

we simply have Charlie Chaplin there

50:18

as Hot Hitler. And we're like, we

50:21

need to band together because Hitler's coming

50:23

to fuck your wives. Maybe we haven't

50:25

fucked someone. And take your jobs. Maybe

50:27

fuck someone's wife on the stage. Free

50:30

border. Again,

50:33

as a soldier, I'm like, what is happening?

50:36

This is very mixed messaging. Maybe he could, I

50:38

don't know, hot hunky American soldier

50:40

played by yours truly. And we can make

50:42

sweet love to Hitler on the stage. And

50:44

they could be like, maybe it could be

50:47

you. Hitler could make sweet

50:49

love to you. I'm like, like

50:51

Robin my forehead standing the

50:54

front washer this feeling. I don't like

50:56

this show anymore. I understand what's going on.

50:58

I think I'm really intimidated and scared.

51:00

This is meant to be soldiers entertainment.

51:02

This feels like this man's kink. Are

51:04

you like, is that the guy who came up with the

51:06

hot Hitler and he's getting, he's getting

51:08

real. He's giving everyone the thumbs

51:11

up. He's

51:13

like, this way you gotta band together. This

51:15

could be you. This is for the country.

51:17

Right, right. Then

51:19

I see Hitler and all I can think about him is him

51:22

fucking the shit out of that guy on stage. Paralyze

51:24

then get killed. Another

51:28

Operation Hot Hitler railing me. Yeah, bad.

51:31

Yeah, bad. The soldiers entered

51:33

the battlefield confused and the moment they saw German

51:35

soldiers they were greeted with that vision mentally. And

51:38

America loses the war dramatically. I

51:41

think making Hitler hot is

51:43

just always going to be mixed

51:45

messages. Yeah. You want to make

51:47

Hitler, you want to make Charlie Chaplin weak and dumb.

51:49

Yeah. Weak and dumb zero. And

51:52

then put him on stage and he just gets

51:54

injured badly. Yeah. Repractful. Yeah. He can't even step

51:56

on a banana peel without going to the hospital.

51:58

He steps on the. but not appeal just as a

52:00

heart attack. Yeah,

52:03

holds the podium bright, add your isn't dead.

52:05

Yeah, that's what you want. Yeah. Was

52:08

that Charlie Chaplin? No. That

52:10

was Hitler. What

52:13

happened to Charlie Chaplin? I

52:16

don't know. Retired. He retired.

52:18

Don't worry about it. He had that weekend thumb

52:20

juice. Yeah, he was doing some project

52:22

with the United States government and then. Yeah.

52:26

Where'd he go? Probably got a lot of

52:28

money and retired. I would imagine. I

52:30

wouldn't go digging around the facility. No, no, no,

52:33

no, no, no. Sir. I guess maybe that

52:36

one guy was good. Yeah. So I guess. Maybe

52:38

Captain America was the move. If Steve Rogers wasn't

52:40

the move, then make your serum bad on purpose

52:42

and give it to Charlie Chaplin. Yeah. I

52:44

think that's the only, it's really the only way to

52:46

fix it, dude. And

52:49

on that note, I've been Joe. I've

52:51

been Jackson. I've also been Joe. And

52:53

Dog Man was created when officer Knight

52:56

and his dog Greg exploded because the

52:58

dog told him to cut the wrong

53:00

wire because dogs are colorblind. Oh, that

53:03

is a problem. A bomb went off

53:05

and then they attached officer

53:07

Knight's body to Greg the dog's head. Whoa, so

53:09

he's part dog, part man. And then he became

53:11

Dog Man. I see. And I mean, that could

53:13

also be a problem for our super dogs because

53:16

they are colorblind. They will be colorblind. Yeah. Yeah,

53:18

it's bad. Anyway, have a

53:20

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53:23

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