In this very rough special series, Kendall Scudder and Lillian Salerno, hosts of Pod Bless Texas, attempt to offer an audio book (of sorts-- with light commentary) of the infamous Mueller Report. Y'all, we did this in, like, 3 days. It's rough, it's quick, and it was translated into accents that you Texans will be better able to understand. Sit back and let Kendall and Lillian read this bad boy to ya-- you know you want to.