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I'm Nat Chawley, and this is Politics
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Without the Boring Bits. Coming up on
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today's episode, we celebrate the local news
1:14
and the interesting stories that just walk
1:16
into reception. And I think for the
1:18
first time ever on the podcast, I
1:20
tell the story of how I ended
1:22
up a few feet away from Michael
1:25
Jackson. Before that, in the
1:27
week, the Grant Shapps warns that Labour
1:29
on course were a super majority. We
1:31
ask, did the Tories give up in
1:33
1997? And don't
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weekdays from 10. But
1:51
first, as we always do on the podcast on a Friday, let's
1:53
take a look at what we learned this week. We
1:58
learned again what... Keir Starmer's dad
2:00
did. My dad was a tool maker. He
2:02
worked in a factory. It's true.
2:04
To think people laughed. In fact, everyone's been laughing
2:07
this week. We learned that people will laugh at
2:09
Nigel Farage. I've actually always told
2:11
the truth. I've always
2:13
told the truth. We learned that people
2:15
will also laugh at Freddie Morten. Why
2:17
on earth should anybody believe the fifth
2:20
manifesto that promises cuts to
2:22
net migration? Because of the
2:24
record of this prime minister. So we've
2:26
had five. We've
2:28
had five. We have figures out today.
2:31
It's like a 70s sitcom. We learned that
2:33
Wes Drede, when we learned what Wes Drede
2:35
used to think of Keir Starmer. When he
2:37
became leader of the Labour Party, did I
2:39
think that Keir Starmer would put us in
2:42
a position to win the following general election?
2:44
No, I thought this would be a two-term
2:46
project. I underestimated Keir. We
2:48
learned what SMP voters were going to vote
2:50
Labour really think of Keir Starmer now. He's
2:52
just a guy in a suit. I was writing
2:55
down sleep at the airport. I don't know if you know
2:57
what that means, but... Translate for
2:59
me. Translate for me. It's a bit
3:01
sneaky, you know. Uninspired, I
3:03
just wrote weak tea. We
3:05
learned that Grant Shapps might have given up
3:08
on the Tories' narrow path to victory. You
3:10
don't want to have somebody receive a super
3:12
majority. We learned what Rishi Sunat went without
3:14
while he was at Winchester School. But there'll
3:16
be all sorts of things that I would
3:18
have wanted as a kid that I couldn't
3:20
have, right? Famously Sky TV?
3:24
Famously. And we learned that Keir Starmer's
3:26
got a message for anyone who was
3:28
hoping for even a bit of excitement.
3:30
Where's the surprise? Where's the rabbit out
3:32
of the hat? To which I say,
3:34
if you want politics as a pantomime,
3:36
I hear Clapton is nice. It's
3:38
time of the year. To which I
3:40
say, you don't pull a rabbit out of
3:43
a hat and a pantomime, that's a magic
3:45
show. And that is what we learned this
3:47
week. And as you heard in that, Grant
3:49
Shapps, this week, the Defence Secretary, went on
3:51
Times Radio and started warning against giving Labour
3:53
a super majority. It caused a bit of
3:55
upset, because that's always Austin at least, pretending
3:57
that they are carrying on. trying
4:00
to win this thing. Well, early this
4:02
week, I spoke to Philip Webster, former
4:04
political editor of the Times and asked
4:06
him if he'd ever seen the like
4:08
of it in an election campaign. I've
4:10
never known anything quite like this. I've
4:12
just counting, I think I've done 16
4:14
general elections and I've
4:16
never known a campaign where
4:18
three weeks out, the governing
4:20
party virtually admits it's
4:22
lost and asked
4:25
people not to give Labour too big
4:27
a majority. It is quite incredible that
4:29
we've reached this sort of stage
4:32
in the campaigning so far
4:34
out. And so when
4:36
you were covering particularly like the
4:38
97 election, John Major and the
4:40
people around you at least kept up the pretense they
4:42
were going to win until the last days? Absolutely,
4:45
they had to pretend they were
4:47
going to win because they were
4:49
fighting for every seat at the time. So
4:52
that was Phil Webster. Yes, they obviously after Grant Shapps went
4:54
on Times Lady Breakfast and told us that they were now
4:57
concentrating on stopping Labour getting a super majority. Well,
4:59
is he right that John Major in the tour
5:01
is stuck to the line right the way down
5:04
to polling day where we can speak to Hal
5:06
James, who's political secretary to John
5:08
Major. Welcome back, Hal. Hello,
5:10
Matt. Good morning. Now, I, because this is obviously
5:12
how I like to spend my afternoons, I spent
5:15
some time rattling around in the corners of the
5:17
internet yesterday to try and find examples of John
5:19
Major from 1997. So let me
5:22
just take you on a trip down memory lane. This was
5:24
John Major at a big campaign rally at the Royal Albert
5:26
Hall on April the 4th, 1997. That's
5:29
four weeks before polling day. So go
5:32
out from this special British
5:34
place this evening. Go
5:36
out with conviction. Go
5:39
out with determination. Go
5:41
out with courage. And
5:44
on May the 1st, we shall
5:46
win that election and carry on
5:48
with our work. It
5:50
was four weeks before polling day he was
5:52
saying was going to win and here he
5:54
is on the day before polling day at
5:56
a Tory event on April the 30th. Tomorrow
5:58
will be Britain's day. of destiny, low
6:01
inflation, too good to give up. Low
6:04
mortgages, too good to give up.
6:06
Falling unemployment, too good to give
6:08
up. Our economic success, too
6:10
good to give up. Our
6:12
United Kingdom, too good to give
6:14
up. Don't take the risk. In
6:17
one careless moment, don't throw our
6:19
success away. So
6:22
how, there he was, clearly still sticking
6:24
to the line that he was going to win.
6:27
How important was that? How hard was that in
6:29
those last days of the campaign in 97? It's
6:33
hard, it's tough. And I
6:35
remember actually the Tuesday night immediately
6:37
before the Thursday
6:40
election day, we were at a
6:42
rather gloomy venue, the Excel Center
6:44
over in the East End of
6:47
London. And I was leaning
6:49
up against the back wall with a colleague.
6:52
And, you
6:54
know, we, you live in a bubble. When
6:59
you're traveling with a prime minister or
7:02
a party leader, particularly with the prime minister
7:04
because of the whole security of Fandango. When
7:06
you're also having to keep in touch with
7:08
number 10 and you're having to keep
7:10
in touch with so much stuff. You're
7:13
insulated and we
7:16
were standing there and there was surrounded by all
7:18
these people. And I think it was only that
7:20
night really that it came home to me that
7:23
this was the sort of, tomorrow was the last
7:25
day and then the whole world changed because we
7:27
knew. And all
7:29
that was down to John Major actually, give him
7:32
credit. He went into the campaign with a never
7:34
say die attitude. And I
7:36
mean, he rationalized, you know, to those
7:39
around him, why he felt that and why
7:41
he would say, we will win, we can
7:43
win. I think we evolved from we will
7:45
win to we can win through the campaign,
7:48
but that was his only concession. And,
7:50
you know, everyone knows John
7:52
Major. He's a very good, humid, decent
7:54
man. And he went into the campaign, I
7:57
think with, you know, with some very. clear
8:00
objectives. He knew exactly post
8:04
the problems of the ERM, post
8:06
all the sleaze coverage, after
8:09
all the rouse inside the party
8:11
about the euro, that he had
8:14
to run a decent
8:16
campaign and he wanted to run a
8:18
decent campaign. And that's what
8:20
fuels you at the end of the campaign.
8:24
It's what got him into the campaign,
8:26
his mindset going into the campaign, and he sustained
8:28
it all the way through to
8:31
the end. One,
8:33
his firm view was that Labour Party was
8:35
very inexperienced, and of course they were, Tony
8:38
Blair had never been a minister before, and
8:40
they might muck up. Things
8:42
go wrong in the campaigns, in the
8:44
heat of the moment they may well
8:46
drop the ball or the famous crystal
8:49
bloody bars. And you
8:51
can't account for that, and
8:53
so you must run a decent campaign
8:55
so that you can take advantage of
8:57
that happens. Secondly, I think scale of
8:59
defeat, being in a position, if you
9:01
know you're not, you're behind, getting, fighting, as
9:06
Phil Webster said there, fighting for every seat,
9:08
because you want to have a decent sized
9:11
party in parliament to be able to
9:13
oppose effectively when the
9:16
other side win. And
9:19
John Major really wanted
9:21
a proper democratic process.
9:23
He wanted the public
9:25
to put in front of them a proper choice.
9:29
And he was driven by that,
9:31
and I think that's what buoyed him up through to
9:33
the end. And it
9:36
is surprising to hear senior
9:38
politicians on the government side, on
9:40
the conservative side, appearing
9:43
to be so resigned to the
9:45
result at this
9:47
stage. Because, you know, the Prime Minister only
9:49
has one job. He's the leader, he's got
9:51
to buoy up the team that he's travelling
9:54
with, and he's got to buoy on the
9:56
whole party, and he does not have an
9:58
option to do anything. I
10:01
suppose I can see why just for
10:03
your own sanity you have to get up every morning and
10:05
think everything's gonna be alright. Do you think there
10:08
is a parallel universe
10:10
where John Major in 97, Rishi
10:13
Sunak now, recognizes
10:16
the reality we're in. When
10:18
you go around saying we're gonna win and
10:20
the poll, you know, everyone can, every normal
10:22
person can read the poll, would you get
10:24
any credit? Do you think it might have
10:26
more impact if you did say look I
10:29
accept we're not gonna win this but we
10:31
don't want, it's not good for democracy, do
10:33
not give Labour a landslide majority. If you've
10:35
got a good hard-working local Conservative MP then
10:37
you can vote for them because we would
10:39
need a proper opposition. Do you think the
10:41
public might respond to that better than looking
10:43
like you're a bit crackers saying
10:45
that we're gonna win this thing? Yeah,
10:48
look, I don't know what the right answer is, it's a
10:50
genuine question. Yeah, yeah, it's a
10:52
common sense human being, you know, you can
10:54
see the benefits of that. Unfortunately it would
10:56
just be interpreted as defeatism and throwing in
10:58
the towel and you'd end up with,
11:01
you know, headlines all over the
11:03
place saying, you know, end
11:06
of the contest and why bother to keep
11:08
going and call the election tomorrow. And
11:11
you, you know, that short changes
11:13
your candidates, it short changes your
11:15
supporters, it short changes the process
11:17
and I think, you know,
11:20
you find a form of words, it's terrible, I
11:22
sound like the most ghastly spin doctor, you
11:25
find a form of words to talk about
11:27
winning, to talk about fighting back. Some
11:30
of the points you just made, you know, you
11:32
know, support your local candidates, so, you know,
11:34
think about the local issues but
11:36
you've got to keep on going on making the case.
11:39
You know, you can't chat to the
11:41
public through an election campaign as though they were
11:43
mate in the pub. You've got
11:45
to, you've got to
11:48
maintain some kind of public
11:50
position because you're involved in a
11:52
very public process and it's
11:54
a process that is very central to, you
11:57
know, our democracy. So.
12:00
So what I don't think you can I
12:02
don't think you can find a form of
12:04
words that says I know I'm not getting
12:06
there But anyway, I'm gonna bang on Without
12:09
taking quite a hit yeah for that so
12:12
I mean finally they're different now Matt. It's
12:14
so different We we we had looking back
12:16
on it. We had a relatively easy life.
12:19
You know, there was no social media There
12:21
was no internet. We relied on c-fax Um,
12:25
you know we were you know, how
12:27
did we know what was happening out there and well journalists
12:29
told us phoned us up Um, we
12:31
sent people to sit at the back of
12:33
press conferences, uh with the other parties. Um,
12:35
you know, you relied on some
12:38
of your colleagues, you know Candidates
12:40
and other ministers to phone you up and tell you
12:42
what was going on So you're sitting in the back
12:44
of the car with the prime minister or in the
12:46
back of the bus or in the back of the
12:49
plane and you're you're juggling so many
12:51
things you don't have time to get
12:53
navel gets it And
12:56
you know, you're you're you've got to be on
12:58
time. You've got to follow the diary shows You've
13:00
got to know where you're going. You've got to
13:02
know who the candidate is there You've got to
13:04
know what the local issues are. You've got to have
13:06
proper briefing for that You've got to keep him briefed
13:08
about world events and other things because he could
13:10
be doorstepped about them at any stage So in between
13:12
every venue you're on the phone checking with central office
13:15
checking with number 10 It's frantic and
13:17
you don't have time to pause and think
13:19
and that's why you go mad I mean
13:21
I was talking by the end of the
13:24
campaign completely barking mad If anyone had
13:26
come up up to me, they'd probably I
13:28
thought I was completely saying rational calm,
13:30
you know effective Um, most people
13:32
would have looked at me and thought I was sort
13:34
of bug-eyed loony Um because you're carrying these two things
13:36
in your head all the time. Of course you are
13:39
and you know You're
13:41
thinking about what you're going to do after Thursday You're
13:44
also thinking about Thursday night and how you're going to
13:46
manage all of that and we've talked about that You
13:48
and I a bit before and and but you're also
13:51
in the now you've got to get him to the
13:53
next venue You've got to get you've got to get
13:55
up put your trousers on get to work. Yeah It's
13:59
always good to speak to you take me right back there. I seem
14:01
to remember in 97 trying to find out what happened in
14:03
the seat I lived in by waiting for the pages to
14:05
tick over on C-Facts or tele-tech. Yeah. Because the only way
14:07
you could find out, yeah, sort of waiting, you know, I
14:09
can't remember what the seat would have been if it was
14:11
said more taunted. And you sort of, oh god, no, I've
14:13
just missed it. I'm going to go through the whole alphabet
14:15
again. It's one of my
14:18
abiding memories, Matt, of number 10 was
14:20
the private office television, which had the
14:22
C-Facts, even when you watch broadcast news
14:24
on it, the C-Facts sort
14:27
of format was still visible.
14:29
It's been sort of burned into the
14:31
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14:33
former advisor to John Major in the 1990s.
14:37
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best. years
18:00
ago before the closure of many of these
18:02
receptions, you'd sit in
18:04
a newsroom and there would be a front
18:06
desk, a receptionist who would basically feel the
18:09
public coming in. And they would often come
18:11
through to the newsroom, you're all busy typing
18:13
away in a busy journalistic environment. And
18:16
the receptionist, often with a kind of
18:18
air of nerves or unease, would come
18:20
in and go, there's
18:22
someone in reception? You
18:25
know that there's something really weird.
18:28
You learn to read your receptionist there and
18:30
very often it's something really odd. And of
18:32
course a reporter has to go and deal
18:34
with it. So where were you talking about?
18:37
Where was your reception? So mine
18:39
was at the Crawley News in West Sussex, that was my
18:41
first paper, and then later at the Dorkian Leatherhead Advertiser in
18:43
Surrey. Great names, great names all the time. It's all the
18:45
time, it's exactly the same, we had an office at the
18:47
top of the High Street and
18:49
it was a sort of three-storey building and
18:51
so, and actually because I was the most
18:53
junior person when I first joined. So you were
18:56
the trainee? Always the trainee, it's the
18:58
real character of reception. We've
19:00
got Fiona Hamilton here as well, now chief reporter at the
19:02
Times, far too grand to be dealing with anyone with reception
19:05
now. You
19:07
were a local journalist in Australia, so is this
19:09
a universal thing? It's
19:13
global, definitely. I started my career at the
19:15
Sunshine Coast Daily, which is north of Brisbane.
19:18
Sunshine Coast does come next week. Yeah, it was
19:20
fantastic. And then I went to the Gold Coast
19:22
Bulletin, which was a large regional, Australia's largest, but
19:25
definitely that cast of characters that
19:28
Alex is talking about I can really relate to.
19:31
We used to have a guy at the Gold
19:33
Coast who, he was a pitbull campaigner and he
19:35
used to come into reception with his dogs, which
19:38
was quite scary. A pro pitbull, don't I?
19:40
He was pro pitbull, yeah, and he would
19:42
bring his dogs with him. Okay,
19:45
let's get into what we're basically here for, which is your
19:47
best stories. Alex, when
19:49
you think of your, there's someone on your reception, what was
19:51
it that made you want to write the book? What is
19:53
the story? Who was the person in reception that
19:55
you think of? So for me, it
19:57
was a guy who walked into the Crawley News backing about
28:00
editor Mike Smith sent us this story.
28:03
When I was a reporter on the
28:05
Western Gazette newspaper in Yovell, I
28:07
was once told there was someone in
28:10
reception with a story. I went down
28:12
to find a guy with pretty wild
28:14
staring eyes, hair all over
28:16
the place, muddy trousers and a very
28:19
large shovel. He told me, very
28:21
matter of factly, that he had found
28:24
the grave of Joseph of Arimathea, the
28:26
biblical figure who allegedly buried Christ
28:29
and who was supposed to be the
28:31
first keeper of the Holy Grail. He
28:33
told me exactly where he dug up the
28:35
grave, not far from Glastonbury, and said it
28:37
was a great scoop that he wanted to
28:39
give the paper. As you can imagine, I
28:41
was trying to get some more specific details
28:43
out of him when he started waving the
28:45
spade around his head saying that if I
28:47
didn't believe immediately, there was going to be,
28:49
in his words, big trouble. We decided
28:51
in the end that perhaps this one wasn't worth
28:53
following up, but for all I know, he's probably
28:55
still digging for it. That one's
28:58
really tickled, mate. Oh,
29:01
dear. I do remember someone coming
29:03
into the talk times once with a carry bag of
29:05
VHSs that he'd bought in a charity shop, which he
29:07
wanted to return to people. And then just, so he
29:09
could be put in a pic because he'd got like
29:11
family videos on. And then just as
29:13
a separate point, he said, oh, yeah, MI5, he put a
29:16
camera in my eye, and I just started being able to
29:18
get him bogged down in MI5. Who's the superglued? Is that
29:20
one of yours? That's
29:24
one from the book. Okay. Tell us about that one.
29:27
Yeah. So a man walked in, I think it was
29:29
a Kent messenger. He walked in and
29:31
just slapped both his hands on the front counter
29:33
and the hands were covered in superglue. He hadn't
29:35
asked the paper to do anything yet. He didn't
29:37
lead with, could you cover my story? And then
29:40
do the process. He just went straight to the glue.
29:43
And so he did have a story, but what
29:45
happened was a bunch of firefighters and paramedics
29:47
got around and really the issue
29:50
became getting the hands off the table, not the
29:52
whatever story the guy wanted to tell. Gave
29:54
you quite a good story. Yeah.
29:56
It wasn't me. It's one of the people
29:58
in the book. But yeah, eventually the editor
30:00
used his this sets the story in time
30:02
to some degree but he uses Blockbuster video
30:05
card to actually very nice heal the hands
30:07
off the desk very good very
30:09
good this is what Blockbuster video card that is
30:11
excellent this is one another friend of the show
30:13
at Will Haywood who's the Welsh
30:16
affairs editor at Wales online so
30:19
when I was a trainee reporter at Wales online
30:21
and the Western Mail and Cardiff we had someone
30:23
come in and say they'd like to speak to
30:25
a reporter so as the dog's
30:27
body I got sent down and she had
30:29
a story about a woman who had died and
30:32
she wanted a tribute to her which was fairly
30:34
common I actually did tributes for the South Wales
30:36
Echo which is the Cardiff paper and
30:39
I said so tell me about it she goes well
30:41
she was very very well known and I
30:43
was like oh really and she said she
30:45
was the Queen of swinging in South Wales after
30:48
some time it became clear that she
30:50
meant swinging that someone might partake in
30:53
with their partner and another couple but
30:55
I it was strictly
30:57
season and I was thinking it was about
30:59
dancing and I was like oh yeah so
31:01
she she danced a lot did she dance
31:03
in a couple or and she
31:05
was like oh yeah there was a lot of couples and
31:08
for probably about five ten minutes
31:10
I was thinking she meant swing dancing
31:12
and she meant a different kind of
31:15
swinging and this led to actually a
31:17
piece that I did where we looked
31:19
at the secret world of swinging
31:21
in South Wales so that was eye-opening
31:24
for a trainee early on in their
31:26
career. These are really
31:28
good that's Will Howard there. Let's get through some more
31:30
of these, Kevin Andrews Scottish political editor at the Times.
31:34
When I was a news reporter in Dundee
31:37
I was called down to the reception of the
31:39
paper that I worked for to speak
31:41
to a man who had a
31:44
complaint about what he said was
31:46
council officers misusing electric charging points
31:48
for cars so I
31:51
went out with him with a photographer to
31:53
see if this was the case not only
31:55
did it turn out to not
31:57
be the case that way we couldn't find any evidence of it
32:00
but the gentleman in question
32:03
then told us a pro of nothing
32:05
while we were in a car with him
32:08
that he had been the main suspect in
32:10
a particularly grisly murder which took
32:13
place in a vehicle and that
32:15
police had raided his former
32:17
home in Aberdeen a good number of years
32:19
ago as part of that. Needless
32:22
to say we made our excuses
32:24
and weft to coin a
32:26
journalistic freeze and although
32:29
the man protested his innocence I
32:31
didn't bother taking him up on
32:33
offers to follow up on that story again. Excellence,
32:36
the pronunciation of murder there from Keira, that
32:38
was a proper, on a sort
32:40
of a trusted, it's just message here, Tristan in Cornwall
32:42
says after decades as a local news editor the
32:45
best calling we had was from a farmer
32:47
who said someone was burying bodies in the
32:49
next field. I handed the call
32:51
to whichever journalist had just refused to make me
32:54
a coffee that morning while I physically banged my
32:56
head on the desk opposite. However as
32:58
it turned out someone was literally burying
33:00
bodies in the next field and the
33:02
murder trial followed and this is the
33:04
problem Alex is that you don't, there
33:07
might be something in it. Yeah and
33:10
as a journalist you've always got that
33:12
what if I turn down the most
33:14
amazing story so there's one in the
33:16
book where someone phoned into BBC Radio
33:18
Lincolnshire and said that Osama bin Laden
33:20
was hiding out in Skegness and
33:23
obviously you think he's
33:26
not hiding in Skegness but what if he is? Yeah.
33:28
Because if you turn that down I mean that is
33:30
the biggest, that's not just the biggest story of your
33:32
career that's the you know that's the biggest story of
33:34
a decade but
33:36
I think in that particular case that didn't turn out to be correct.
33:38
And Fiona you must even get this now, Chief Report of
33:41
the Times, people will come probably via email now rather than
33:43
turning up a reception but there's always
33:45
the possibility there might be something in it. Oh
33:47
absolutely you've got to check everything out haven't you
33:49
and you've got to give time to it just
33:51
in case because you wouldn't want to lose that
33:53
fantastic story just because it sounds
33:56
fantastical. Yeah shall
33:58
I tell you my Michael Jackson story? Go on. We got a bit
34:01
of Michael Jackson just to set the scene. So
34:03
I was at the Taunton Times. Look,
34:06
I'm a bit of Jackson. I was at the
34:09
Taunton Times. And I'd only been there a
34:11
few months. I hadn't even been sent off from a training.
34:13
I think I was on sort of paid work experience and
34:16
was told there's someone in reception. So I go
34:18
down, there's this guy there called Matt, and he
34:20
runs local Tae Kwon Do lessons. And
34:23
could I put his Tae Kwon Do lessons in the
34:25
paper? Like Tuesday nights, the
34:27
church hall, whatever. It's not funny to do
34:29
that. And they said, oh, yeah, because I'm friends with
34:31
Michael Jackson. I was all right, fine. So it was Tuesdays in
34:34
the church hall, the Tae Kwon Do lessons. And he came in
34:36
every week, because I'll be now doing Tae Kwon Do lessons on
34:38
Thursdays. And I'm friends with Michael Jackson. I was like, oh, I'm
34:40
doing Tae Kwon Do lessons on Thursdays on Thursdays. And I was
34:42
like, oh, god, that bloke's in reception again. He says he's friends
34:44
with Michael Jackson. And then a few of
34:46
us went on for ages. And then he came in one day and he
34:48
said, yeah, Michael Jackson is coming to
34:50
Exeter. And my
34:53
Tae Kwon Do kids are going to
34:55
be doing the security. And
34:58
I said, go back upstairs. So he won't believe what he
35:00
said now, that Michael Jackson's coming to Exeter and these Tae
35:02
Kwon Do kids are doing security. And then
35:04
a few weeks later, it was announced, because Yori
35:07
Geller, who was friends with Michael Jackson, had
35:10
got involved in Exeter City Football Club. I
35:12
think it had some financial problems. And they
35:14
thought, celebrity Yori Geller might drop up some
35:16
money. And it was announced that
35:19
Michael Jackson was going to go to Exeter. So
35:21
I said, well, can I go to cover
35:23
the Tae Kwon Do paper? Then I was like, oh,
35:25
bless him. He's only been in Jez and five minutes.
35:28
He actually thinks Michael Jackson's going to text her. So
35:30
they told me, the editor told me, I could go
35:32
to Exeter. On condition on the
35:34
way there, I stopped and did a feature with a
35:36
man who grew a lot of Swedes. So
35:38
I spent the morning speaking to the King of Swedes. The
35:41
only story was he's got a lot of Swedes, literally like a
35:43
shed full of Swedes. And then I drove
35:45
to Exeter. And we would think, of course, Michael Jackson's
35:47
not going to Exeter. Of course not. And
35:50
we got to the football ground, Exeter City Football Ground. And
35:52
it was full of people. They'd obviously sold tickets to try
35:54
and raise the money. And they brought
35:56
the media out onto the pitch. And the entire
35:59
place booed us. because obviously they all love Michael
36:01
Jackson, they hate the video. And we're standing on the pitch saying
36:03
it's some point they're gonna have to say he's not coming. And
36:06
there's gonna be a riot. And
36:08
the gates, because it's got small ground, like
36:10
one end of the ground is just a brick wall
36:12
and the other side is a road, and the gates
36:14
open and in comes like this chitty chitty bang bang
36:16
car, open top gold car. Sitting
36:19
in the back is Yuri Geller
36:21
and David Blaine. And
36:24
standing on the side of the car, like hanging
36:26
on as the car came in,
36:28
is Michael Jackson. And
36:30
everyone was like, I don't understand, because
36:32
this is like 2002. So he
36:35
was incredibly famous without a lot of the
36:37
stuff we've heard since, you know, some of
36:39
it. Anyway, he gets off and he comes
36:42
running around the pitch, and then they lined
36:44
up a load of children in
36:46
wheelchairs of the pitch. And I found
36:48
myself behind this group, and I've got
36:50
amazing photos that I've taken of Michael
36:53
Jackson, which is stood of front to me. Like this
36:55
debt everyone said, bless, you know, the guy came in
36:58
reception. Anyway, they then get up on stage. And
37:02
Yuri Geller introduces Michael Jackson,
37:05
and says, this isn't the clip we've
37:07
got, is it? We've got a clip
37:09
of Michael Jackson speaking. Yeah. So Yuri
37:11
Geller gets up and says, when I
37:14
asked Michael, if he would come
37:16
into Exeter City Football Club, he said, will there be
37:18
children? And he said yes. And he said, say it
37:20
is done. And so here's Michael
37:22
Jackson. And this
37:24
is, I think, James Whale introducing
37:27
Michael Jackson on stage. Ladies
37:29
and gentlemen, welcome Michael Jackson and
37:31
Yuri Geller to the pitch of
37:33
Exeter City Football Club. Sadly,
37:37
sadly, we live
37:40
in a state of fear. We
37:42
must learn to live and love each
37:45
other before it's too late. We
37:48
have to stop. It
37:50
went on like that a lot. He didn't sing. There
37:52
was no performance. He just did that. But even
37:55
though it wasn't raining, the
37:57
guy standing on stage holding the umbrella
38:00
for Michael Jackson was the Taekwondo man
38:02
who came into reception. The
38:04
whole thing was completely true. It's
38:07
a salutary tale. It's a salutary tale. Which,
38:10
when I've had a drink, goes on much longer, that
38:13
story. Let's have a couple more. This
38:15
is David Byers, the deputy proper editor at
38:17
the Times. When
38:20
I worked at the Gloucester Citizen newspaper, I
38:23
was told to go downstairs to meet somebody
38:25
at reception who said to me that the
38:27
urine of six dogs has been pouring down
38:29
on my head for weeks. So
38:32
we went to the Forest of Dean to check
38:34
it out and met the owner of the flat
38:36
above who told us that it wasn't the urine
38:38
of six dogs that was pouring down on the
38:41
poor lady below. It was my
38:43
urine. I am on the
38:45
floor and I am on the floor every day. So
38:48
we had a front-page headline the following
38:50
day entitled, urine pours down on my
38:52
head, which was the best-selling newspaper from
38:54
the Gloucester Citizen that month. When I
38:56
went for a job interview a couple
38:58
of years later for a very serious
39:00
political correspondent job, I was asked what
39:02
my favourite ever front-page story was. And
39:05
I told them it was urine pours down on my
39:07
head and then explained the story. I was greeted with
39:09
baffled looks and I didn't get the job. Well
39:12
more full then, frankly. More full then. We've
39:14
got time for one more. This
39:17
is the former editor of Channel
39:19
4 News, Dorothy Byrne. In
39:22
my first TV job there was someone
39:24
at reception who I was sent down
39:26
to see. I was new and
39:28
I was told the new person always
39:31
went to speak to the callers at reception.
39:34
I went down and the visitor told me
39:37
that people from the television programme
39:39
I worked for, Granada reports, were
39:41
following her. I took
39:43
this very seriously, asking her if
39:45
she could think of any reason she was being
39:48
followed. Was she involved
39:50
in any untoward activity or
39:52
was she in other ways an interesting
39:55
person? I was also
39:57
concerned that perhaps she was being staked
39:59
out. in some undercover operation that
40:01
I must not lo. I
40:04
asked her to describe the
40:06
people following her. The descriptions
40:08
were uncannily similar to
40:10
Richard Medley, Judy Finnegan, and
40:12
Tony Wilson, the presenters of
40:15
the program. Only
40:17
then did I think to ask the
40:19
obvious question, where were
40:21
these people when they followed her? And
40:23
she said, in the TV
40:25
set. Oh, these are so...
40:30
Does it make you want to go back to local news here? It
40:32
sort of does. It's just such a great memory.
40:34
And it's so sad that local newspapers are not
40:36
what they were. Because it's such a good grounding.
40:38
And you do learn the questions that you need
40:40
to ask. Yeah. Because there's nothing worse than discovering
40:42
that. I should have asked that question. We should have
40:44
done that. Yeah. And to learn that there might be
40:47
something in it. Yeah. It's always worth turning up. I'm
40:49
starting to think something I never thought I
40:51
would say, which is that maybe the UK
40:53
public are more eccentric than the Australian. We
40:57
lead the world. A certain amount of overlap.
40:59
Let's end with this one. Jon's just been
41:01
in touch, saying, when I was a photographer
41:03
on the East Anglian Daily Times, I
41:05
was sent to photograph a charity
41:07
cabbage auction in a
41:09
barn in Suffolk. It
41:12
ended in a full-on fight between a
41:14
number of elderly ladies as there were
41:16
not enough cabbages to go around. I
41:18
ended up having to stop taking photos
41:20
and step in to break up the
41:23
fight. The headline was, Cabbage Fever. Alex,
41:26
you're going to have to write a sequel to this book already.
41:29
Yeah, maybe ten more. But it's
41:31
been brilliant. Thank you so much. Thank you for letting
41:33
us take a trip down memory lane. Alex Morrison, there's
41:35
someone on reception. He's out now, isn't it? You can
41:37
get him right now. In fact, somebody's already been in
41:39
touch, so they've already bought it. So there we are.
41:41
Fantastic. Sounds so tough. Fiona, get back to your emails.
41:43
See what madness awaits you. Can't wait. In your emails.
41:46
Fiona Hamilton, Chief of Board of Times. Thank you as
41:48
well to Jamie from The Eye and to all of
41:50
our colleagues who sent in their memories of being on
41:52
local papers as well. And that's all we've got time
41:54
for on Politics Out the Boring Bits. This week, but
41:56
head on over to How To Win An Election where
41:58
there's a bonus episode of Peter and...
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