I watched Rebel Moon part 2: The Naptaker. It was AGGRESSIVELY mediocre! I never saw part 1 because F that S bruh.Please consider supporting Team Alme on Patreon, where you will find a bunch of bonus content, including all of my film commentari

It Stinks! A Movie Mass Review of "Late Night with the Devil"

Apr 22nd, 2024 15m 48s

I went to see a movie in a theater for the first time in like 7 months! It was exciting, and I saw Late Night with the Devil. I liked it a lot so it was hard to find bad things to say about it, but I tried my best. Please listen! Please conside

It Stinks! A Movie Mass Review of "Damsel"

Apr 19th, 2024 23m 15s

I watched Damsel on Netflix and it wasn't great, which makes me unhappy. But it gave me a lot to complain about in this episode, which makes me happy again. But then I spent 20 minutes talking about Damsel so now I'm back to being unhappy. My m

It Stinks! A Movie Mass Review of "Oppenheimer"

Mar 26th, 2024 10m 11s

I saw Oppenheimer once, like 7 months ago. And I was smacked up on shrooms at the time, so let that be known. But I'm bout no shame in my game, so peep this review anyway. I think it will make you giggle.Become a patron of Team Alme! It’s tota

It Stinks: A Movie Mass Review of "Poor Things"

Mar 17th, 2024 11m 37s

I watched an hour of Poor Things before recording this, so it is a woefully underinformed review that I nonetheless stand by. (I've seen the rest of the movie now, my review still stands.) This is a salty and profane review of Emma Stone's perf

Proselytizing Dead Leaves

Mar 13th, 2024 1h 7m

Joining Jason today is the Angry Dad, who shares his expertise in wildly violent and inappropriate (yet obscure) anime. Together we discuss a film he recommended: Dead Leaves, a hyper-stylized, super-kinetic anime of the mid-00s. It's absolutel

Everyone is Wrong About Snow White

Nov 4th, 2023 22m 25s

After listening to this episode of Movie Mass, you will not be able to deny that Prince Charming is a (mostly) selfless hero (probably). At any rate, I'm certain I make at least one semi-good point that you haven't thought of before.Please cons

It Stinks: A Movie Mass Review of John Wick 4

Mar 25th, 2023 28m 2s

Jason yaps about John Wick 4 because he managed to see a movie on release day for once and he wants to brag about it. It's a miracle he keeps this to under a half hour. Even still, it's a good review of a brand new movie and there's no spoilers

It Stinks! A Movie Mass Review of DePalma's Scarface

Oct 22nd, 2022 35m 36s

I’ll tell you all about the time I was WHACKED on pain meds and revisited Brian DePalma’s Scarface only to experience a Zen Awakening: it’s actually a pretty terrible movie!Support Team Alme on Patreon for early releases, exclusive content, and

Proselytizing The Batman

Jul 13th, 2022 1h 54m

Jason & the homie kAZual form a dynamic duo this week to discuss The Batman!We go spoiler-deep on The Batman with a full review. We give commentary on the state of the DCEU and cinematic universes in general. We also rank the actors who have pl

The Ethics of The Wolf of Wall Street

Jun 23rd, 2022 1h 23m

Today Jason discusses the ethics on display in Martin Scorsese's recent masterpiece: The Wolf of Wall Street.We all know Jordan Belfort and his crew engage in constant wrongdoing in The Wolf of Wall Street - but why? What ethical mistakes does

Proselytizing GoodFellas

May 27th, 2022 2h 33m

Martin Scorsese’s recent comments on superhero films led to a viewing of what I consider to be his seminal work: 1990’s GoodFellas. DJ (from The Untrained Eye podcast) joins me for his first viewing of the film, and we discuss:- What is cinema?

Zip It Thanos!

Jul 6th, 2018 45m 29s

Today we pontificate on the values of Deadpool 2. In what way is it a family film? Does it live up to its predecessor? What was the funniest death? Where do film franchises go when they reach a certain age - reboot, recast, or other? Find

Yes Sir, The Check is in the Mail!

Jul 5th, 2018 56m 59s

This week’s Sermon concerns the beloved cult classic Big Trouble in Little China. Why wasn’t it a bigger hit upon release? Is Jack Burton actually the sidekick? Would it be a sin for Dwayne Johnson to remake it? Why do the Chinese have so many

Infinity War Film Review

Jul 5th, 2018 55m 35s

Matt & Jason have chosen Avengers: Infinity War as their first film to review. What did they love? What did they hate? Were they impressed with Thanos? What characters do they think will be returning from the dead? Click that play button t

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