An untrue crime podcast where we talk about, rate, and goof on all the crime procedurals you’ve watched way too many times.

Using our highly scientific evaluation system (the worst, the best, and the median) we will weave our way through dark back alleys and dirty crime scenes to definitively answer the questions: 1) Which crime procedural is the best? and 2) How many spin offs of popular procedurals are we willing to sift through?

No previous knowledge of the shows are required, trust us, we're watching most of them for the first time! Read about our evaluation system and the episodes we've selected in our blog and follow along with us!