Back in Lissis, Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra recover from their night of drinking and find an adventure to steel their nerves while they wait for Zar's arrival.

18: Crime and Punishment

Mar 5th, 2020 1h 39m

Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra take the long trek back to Lissis with their captive, readying her for the full punishment of Wildlight and Lissis.

17: Nighttime Negotiations

Feb 27th, 2020 1h 57m

In the midst of a panic, Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra deal with the consequences of their charms, and must figure out how to escape with their unconscious ward.

16: Rose, Lou, and Thorn

Feb 20th, 2020 1h 48m

Fresh from some perhaps overly careful espionage and information gathering, the trio ventures into the Ironwood Thicket for some decidedly uncareful, highly important espionage.

15: Names and Faces

Feb 12th, 2020 2h

Having returned to Lissis in a somewhat emotionally compromised fashion, Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra try to iron out some details before proceeding with the King's request.

14: Pixie Paranoia

Feb 5th, 2020 1h 29m

As Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra begin their journey back to Lissis, paranoia and strange hauntings overtake them.

13: The Cart Before the Horses

Jan 29th, 2020 1h 41m

Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra's adventure continues as they're given not one but two new missions to complete, and a surprise audience.

12: Rematches and Revenge

Jan 23rd, 2020 2h 4m

As Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra finish up their leave time, rematches must be fought and oaths of vengeance agreed upon.

11: Intermission of Missions

Jan 15th, 2020 1h 57m

Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra continue their days off with some shopping, library time, and a little bit of friendly espionage planning. Who says our spies can't be workaholics?

10: Wild Nights

Jan 9th, 2020 1h 40m

When Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra return to Wildlight and find themselves with a surprising amount of free time and yet still no appropriate social skills, our trio turns to an old faithful friend: shopping!

9: Fan the Flames

Jan 1st, 2020 1h 41m

It's all come down to this! Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra come face to face with a charmed Cindis, and must find a way for once to not just blast through everything.

8: Quiet Plots

Dec 25th, 2019 1h 36m

Still reeling from their incidental fall, Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra gather themselves to finish their sweep of the tree hideout, and formulate a plan to trap the elusive Cindis.

7: Hollow Search

Dec 18th, 2019 1h 48m

Following a disastrous hunt, Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra clean up their mess with a few friends and continue their search for the mysterious Cindis.

6: Cat and Mouse

Dec 11th, 2019 1h 32m

Our psuedo-heroes set out on a mission to ignore their social awkwardness and discover the source of the goblin in Wildlight. As they close in on their lead, it begs the question: who'd the cat and who's the mouse?

5: Suspicious In Lissis

Dec 5th, 2019 2h 15m

Our heroes begin their reconnaissance mission in Lissis, where else, at the bar! Hijinks ensue as Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra realize they may not be charismatic enough for this mission.

4: How To Annoy Your Coworkers

Nov 27th, 2019 1h 33m

Oh no! Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra set out on their journey to Lissis, and once they're alone realize: they have absolutely nothing to talk about.

3: A Lackluster Funeral

Nov 20th, 2019 1h 58m

It's the shortest and worst funeral of all time! Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra clean up their mess, cleaning up themselves, and cleaning up the town, all with a healthy helping of snark.

2: Do Your Dirty Work

Nov 13th, 2019 2h 23m

Dahlia, Lucien, and Lyvfyra receive their first mission from Commander Ossan, and it's a little... less than they expected. Can they keep their group together long enough to investigate, or even long enough to finish a shopping trip?

1: Welcome to Wildlight

Nov 6th, 2019 1h 38m

It's our pilot episode of Projectile Dysfunction! Dungeon Master Travis introduces us all to the world of Akkenia, and begins us on our epic journey in the many realms of Dungeons and Dragons. Jacoby, Llewyn, and Taylor also introduce the dysfu

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