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We taking a trip to the flea market today, aka we still in the bargaining stage of a breakup…smfh but it’s alright we rideeee it out! Speaking of riding, how does one ride a captain hook? Specifically one where the hook is facing jitt… you feel
Theme of this weeks episode: Let them (go.) And let GOD. That’s right, we’ve decided we’re preachers daughter(s) so our proper christian girls — rise up!! You know it’s our nuclear habit to hold on to men that we shouldn’t… But the previous ful
We going on a trip y’all! All expenses is paid for of course. A trip to visit the dumbest fish in the ocean… Ya Proper Hosts. You know they got 2 on this episode giving you personal stories and updates (they overshared, of course). Lex finally
You ever feel like having a crush makes you manic? When will having a crush feel calm and at peace? Is your crush HISpanic? Then you will NEVER be at peace… We really have no idea so we will continue being manic (having a crush) on REPLAY! Real
We’re back with another Proper Bonus episode which is filled with nonsense and perspective! Your hosts do a deep dive on the Japanese Film: Monster (2023) — you know being proper critics with proper recommendations. Putting you on, if you will.
This weeks episode is about a story of 4 toys and 1 girl (one of them toys being a dragon dildo) and the other being a dog… the story ends with a death by rose toy though. But we choosing to feel good today and treating ourselves with a proper
One thing your Proper Hosts have in common is fighting Karens in the club, particularly in Europe. But that was way back when — Now they’re commonality is masturbating to the thought of an ex… Anyone else?? This week, we have a long over due, P
We are seeking an arrangement this episode of which you (the PP) give us (ya PH’s) a 5-star review right now! Calling in all the bot head ass hoes, the sugar daddies, the boys, the marlins, the tunas, the assassins, and the ain't shit men — thi
First off, thank you for riding with us for an entire year!! 50 moments of completion together… and shoutout to 50 more because we cum in abundance! You know we speak in two different languages, manifestation and ADHD. Second off, sit up straig
Realize your real lies and tell us WHY we got a 4.9 review on apple? It’s serving “I love your confidence”… Anyways, are you a cheater or do you just have ADHD? Find out more in today’s episode along with some insight in introducing slapping to
We’re trying something new and spreading things apart… a Proper Bonus if you will!! We take another expansion on some Proper Recommendations of last week, Salt Burn and May December. Have you watched them? What’s your rating? Let us know your t
This week is a proper turn down compared to last week (and next), you know we love a balance! As you may know, half of this podcast is Gay — that’s right, you finally get to hear Lex’s coming out story! Being that we have a personal story on th
Talking about ED can be EASY and that’s exactly what we do this week. We’re starting the new year off right by having proper chats about both sides of ED with trying to normalize the topic of putting something soft in your mouth… Along with oth
2024 is all about letting go of toxicity, realizing who tf you are (a proper puta!!), and becoming a cum dumpster! With the current moon in Cancer, it’s only right to show out for our last episode of the year. We’ve got real life conversations
Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real question is, you ever choked on your saliva while
Question(s) of the hour: Are you a toy girl or a hand girl? How long should one date before getting into a relationship? How do you prep for the New Year? How does one prefer to have their balls held? The list goes on!! Regardless of your answe
Your Proper Hosts tried something new this week and removed the filter of ethics (please don’t cancel them !! it’s comedy !!) and discussed some personal stories, shared stories and catfish stories! Some topics they went over were: cum preferen
Question of the hour: Do I like em’ or am I just bored? This week, your proper hosts each answer this question, or try to, while also talking about option paralysis in dating. Don’t ask them what they’ve been up to recently though because they
You ever been scared to look at your bank account? Trust babes, you’re not alone. This week, your hosts dive into all things money mindset, including getting out of scarcity mindset and realizing that abundance is unconditional. This episode is
We’re fourty, horny, and gory this episode! Celebrating some big wins like boundary setting with parents, taking men off the pedestal, and mommy issues — something we can all relate to :) Be sure to win with us by claiming our messages and list
The main takeaway of today’s episode is to trust Him, not the jitt you're dating or call your “husband”, but capital H I M. Meaning, the only man we trust is the wise Man himself, capital M I K E. On this week’s segment of AAA (Alexis’ Astrolog
Big shoutout to the hot, happy and unemployed. If you identify as that, stand up! If you do not, get us a job then!! Real question is, why the unemployed be spending the most money? Real answer is, never look sad! On some realness, shoutout to
This week’s episode is truly meant for you to escape reality for an hour and maybe gain some CLARITY. Your proper hosts teleport back to May of 2020, Gay Twitter, when times were simpler — to have a Proper conversation about astrology, the econ
Y’all don’t wanna talk about 9/11 though!! But neither do we… but Mariah Carey does… and she’s our guest today!! You know we playing, but we do have a real life celebrity on the pod and it’s your Proper Host!! Lex gets into influencer life and
If you gain anything from this episode, it’s to remember that you can be a dumb b*tch and a smart b*tch at the same time. You don’t have to choose!! We can honestly smell the lack of therapy on yo breath though so let’s fix that! Maybe while yo
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