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Hello and welcome to The Moonologue Sessions by

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Quirky Voices. We're

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excited to share with you today some monologues

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inspired by the moon landings of 50

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years ago today. And

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none of this program would be possible

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without the amazing Patreons for

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Quirky Voices. So...Alma, Artists

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Soapbox, Audioblivious productions,

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Cheyenne Bramwell, Christine,

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Hazel, Karim, Karen, Kirstie , Matthew,

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Michael, Paul, and William.

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This is for you, for you

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are legend. Enjoy

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. Oh and

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this awesome music is by Carlo Xan....(also legend) enjoy!

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Hello. Welcome

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to The Moonologues. Part two.

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Bring back our night! Bring back our darkness!

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Woahhh...is that

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real?

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Love that! You should

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be a President, Fiona. Seriously. You’re a natural.

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Ohhh President? Ooohhh Powerful!

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She‘d ruin everything .

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Hm . President of a very

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tiny planet. Maybe. I'd

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love that. I promise to do only

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nice things, and obviously not to abuse my power

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in any way or invade places or...do

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anything....bad.

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WHITE NOICE INTERFERENCE

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Oh, we’re losing the signal.

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I cut her off.....

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Well, That was so good! We

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- we’re we’re going even faster now. And, just

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to update you on - on on our progress listener....we, we

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have now Slingshotted around the Earth e

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nough t o, t o start towards the

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moon in ..in three, two,

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one... WOOHOOHOOOO!

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Bye you three! have fun!

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I was joking about

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cutting her off.But.... I

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have now! Hahahhahahaa. Hahahahhaha. Hahahahahhahaaaa.

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Oh please shutup. Oh,

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that was nice. Fiona’s amazing.

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It Was. We should give her 5

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billion stars for that performance.

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Yes! Ahaha! review or rating.

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Yes. Actually... Talking

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of which, the lovely J Christian Ellett of

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Good Pointe podcasts has written this truly

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fun review of a , an imagined

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trip to the moon....

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Woo... Hoo . Let's hear it. I'll make us

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some coffee. Strong. Weak,

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or medium?

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I’ll have mine as black as Newgate’s Knocker...

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Right! Superb, and, and Oh

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and and good luck with making coffee

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in no gravity Tanja. (Laughs) Oh dear. I'll read

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this one shall I? Ok. So. ’So over

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the moon. One star‘. By J Christian Ellet of Good Pointe podcasts.

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Narrator...Sarah Golding.

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Now let

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me be clear. I am 100%

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not exaggeratin’ when I say that my trip

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to the moon... Was the absolute worst experience

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of my entire life! I mean...this whole

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sheep show started....right.. When my

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family and I first arrived at the Houston

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launch terminal. Parking...

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Is 100 credits a

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day - A DAY?!? I mean that's over a grand for the trip!

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I mean you should call yourself space pirates! Once inside,

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we were subjected to - to all sorts of

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lasers, and and beeping do dads

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and whatnots..and ...and lines! Oh

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so many never ending lines..! And

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we, we finally got past security to

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find out more great news.

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We've been delayed for FOUR

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HOURS! All Because

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os a solar flare. A solar flare? Ridiculous! The

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trip itself was for the most part, uneventful.

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My daughter woke me up m id-flight complaining

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that the wifi was nonfunctional, which

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is weird... Because I remember paying

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an extra 25 credits for

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continuous wifi. If

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I paid for a s ervice with ‘continuous’

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in the name, I expect it t

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o always be...available. My

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daughter had planned to binge the

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new season of Gilmore Girls, but, due to the collective incompetence of your entire

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organization, she was forced to stare

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blankly out the window for hours as

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we approached the lunar surface

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- boring! Once

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we got to the resort - if you

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can even... Call it that! We were informed

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that our luggage had been ...’misplaced’.

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How does that even happen?

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All you have to do is get three suitcases

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from earth... To the moon...without losing

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them. And wh at w as, wh at's s o h ard about that? Hmm? It's

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not like it 's - it’s rocket science! Then the

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actual vacation begins, and, and we quickly

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find out that there was ...nothing ...to

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do... On the moon. So

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...let me describe the

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moon for you in in three words. Boring...

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Boring ....and dumb! Interested

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in local Lu na c uisine? It’s chicken

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nuggets!! I d

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i dn't come all the way to the moon to eat some ...chicken

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nuggets....! The same ones I eat in my

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car on my lunch break on earth. I mean, the

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moon pies, however we' re at ha lf bad, but...if the best

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endorsement you can get is ‘not half bad’, that

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tells you everything you need to know about moon food, doesn’t it? And what‘s with...what’s with the

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entire kitchen staff having moustaches? Is...is that some

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sort of o f moon kitchen requirement

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or uniform? Once you,

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once you notice the consistency...it's um, well,

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it's unsettling ...to ..to say the least.

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See, the moon tourism ads all said

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it was our ‘home away from

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home’ or something like ‘experience

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the romantic isolation of the moon!’

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But guess what? There are sooo... Many

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people here! Everywhere we

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go, there's a...there's a long line of ugly

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dumb tour ists ... and dogs! Ugh. So

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many dogs . If you think dogs

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howl AT the moon, you should hear

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them howl when they're actually ON the

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moon! My wife...she signed us up for the dark

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side morning hike, but if you ask me, you should

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call it the dark side, morning HYPE, because

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I did n 't see what the big deal was....with the

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v iew .....? It was hardly impressive! Other reviewers

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on here said they'd had a ‘life changing

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experience‘ which caused them to

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- to re-evaluate their place in

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the universe, but all I saw was

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a - a cluster of stars and

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l igh ts! And all I could think was, after

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a four hour hike....this is

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it!?? The stars...looked... Fake! Nothing

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at all like the pictu res or v ideos I'd seen

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online or on T V .! No, no.

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M y trip to the moon was a

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complete waste of time

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and money. I was

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really excited prior to my trip, but I

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doubt I will ever go back. I

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am so over the moon!

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One ...star!

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TRANSITION TO ROCKET SHIP

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Oh , that was great. I

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probably wouldn't want to go back either if

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that was me. Just like... I won't

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try to make coffee again in zero gravity.

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Not very smart!

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Hmm. Yeah probably best.

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Yeah. I see you've got some all over your Spacesuit

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and, d’ya know, it looks like you've made a map of

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the ...the Hawaiian islands on your, y

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our Amelia podcast t-shirt... Mahalo?!

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Hmm..you could maybe

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suck that out...you don't want to waste it. Oh Wait.

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(Gasp) It’s Disappeared! How

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on brand! So yeah,

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um, One star. Hmm, Yeah.

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That, that often means you've made it th ough, doesn't it?

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In some people's eyes, doesn't it? You...You've

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made enough of a splash for people to notice your

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work at least.

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Yeah.

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Do you um...do you think anyone will

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review our..our...live podcast?

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I hope so. It's

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the nice thing to do.

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Hey d’yknow I've heard, I...have heard actually, that,

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every time you DON’T leave a podcast

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review, and you've listened to something a.... A

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teeny tiny Creature you love dies in a...in a

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horrible way.

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Soooo folks should definitely

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leave a review?

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Definitely, definitely, yes. Yes. Save....Save The

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teeny tiny creatures we love!

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Probably just better to leave

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an awesome review and save all the animals, Right?

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Exactly...Talking of which... Here is one

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of the monologues that sounded like it could be narrated

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by Twinkletoes himself.

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He really Sounds like Karim

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Kronfli, huh?

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Mm, Yeah. Well,

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when... He’s playing a badass, yeah. It

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doesn't make Twinkletoes there any less creepy . I mean,

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did you hear Karim In ’Diary of

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a mad man?

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Freaky stuff!

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Yeah. I mean.....this one, but

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this one's about the folks that first went

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there.... The... The pioneers. The

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builders. Yeah . D’ya know,

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I do think that one day we will colonize

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that moon, wont we?

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Yup!

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Can you say that word with me? Colonize.

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Colonize, yeahl

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Yup!

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Yeah. I like to

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imagine there’s like, you know, hot tubs

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and moon rocks and , and slip

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and slides on the craters edge, and...moon bars! Ahhh I’d love that...

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A holiday there and i n that

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kind of environment, wouldn't you?

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Yup! Cheers man.

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Cheers.

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Wow . What a view. What a

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beautiful, beautiful view. I'm here..I

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am...I’m here ...On the moon....on the

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moon a s a ...a pioneer,

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and I feel....I

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...feel true silence - true....peace...making such

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a . ...deafening noise in me.

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I can hear my heart. I

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can hear my...blood. Blood

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is life. I,

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I look around me at the ...nothing,

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and, the weird

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li ght a n d I am...raw. Scared.

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A s c ared man . I

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feel bare. Stark...

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Like the moon-faced rocks. The actual moon

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rocks I stand on. I

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feel theIr cold core and they emit...

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Nothing. I

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stand. I think. I am. I

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emit life. The

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only life for thousands

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of miles. I am here. Who

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am I? I am ’Man On

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the moon’. In the

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moon? No. On. On

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the moon. This...this

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is what mom entous is . This.

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This ..is my......This is

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my, my pi

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nnacle, my life’s... (Big sigh) I

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feel ....raw, reborn. As

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I hear my breath. As I taste my

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spit. As I touch my fingers in

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my gloves...I can see

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our beautiful earth. Earth

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can see the moon...but it

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can't see me, not

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me truly... Not

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...scared me, in my named

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Spacesuit and rugged dust fettered boots....clutching

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sample bags and to ols, and wishing

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I could take this damn helmet off. I

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heard the Hostile Worlds podcast episode

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as to what would happen if I took my helmet off. I...I

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Don't want to do that. No. But

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....if, Oh... If

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I could breathe out into this ...moonscape...oh.

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I am here...I

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am! Because ...people....people

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know I'm here, don't they? Yes.

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People celebrate ...I am. People. People

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are thinking of me..here, And... I'm

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thinking of them over there... But

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they know me. I

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don't, I don't KNOW them.

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It took a lot to get here. I was built on

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that ...on what it took. Fitness, mental

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health, agility, resilience,

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problem solving, decision making, leadership.

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I shoul d have been the leader - I felt

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it. S tr ive. I strove.

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Is that a word? No,

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but I, I f

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eel a - a strange pressure on

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me - physically and

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otherwise ...this momentl...this

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...now this.... Right

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now. I...The peace...

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the ....still...it makes me...hear

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my thoughts...my...inner ...thinking ...thoughts, cos.... I

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could ...die here....I

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could.... I could just

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take my helmet off and.....but the

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view ...the view....a few

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others wanted my place to be here... were strong, and

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fit, and agile enough, but..but

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One by one, they fell away and

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I...I’m here. By Right....

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By hard work...by grit and

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spit a nd, and by

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wanting to ...to..to see

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...this view...oh...hold it

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forever in your mind's eye. I

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can, (Laughs) I

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can cover the whole of the earth with the

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tip of my thumb...all of

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humanity ...under me.

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(Laughs) Just

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snuff em out...out Of existence,

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out of sight (Laughs)...out of...no.

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I’m here... And you’re not. It feels like....death.

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( Pause) What a privilege it is to , to

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be one of the few to walk on the

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moon before they send the tourists. To start a colony...to

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be a pioneer. ‘Pioneers

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for space package holidays for all‘ they said.

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(Laughs) Beats working Bognor I

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suppose... Though, I

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do like to be beside

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the sea side. I

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looked at my footprints, here, now in

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the moondust and I think ...wowwww. These

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will be here long after I'm gone from

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any planet's atmosphere. My mark...My...legacy in

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a boot print. Builder of generations.

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Can I stay here? Could

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I? Can I

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build a house for me and mine, with a

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...porch, and a ...a swinging chair

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and, and and...look

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out into the dark void at our...peaceful earth

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a nd maybe even a f ine shrubbery!

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‘House on

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the moon with shrubbery ....only

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6.5 gazillion pounds

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...comes with astronaut lodger Victor Smith! What

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a guy! A pioneer!

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I mean....it's

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amazing to think ....what

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man has dreamed of. What's

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that? Something s

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mashed from....woah! What IS

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that looming? Just a glint, but but... C

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oming closer. Closer.

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Oh, some kind of comet....Or, n

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o, a bunch of asteroids? Asteroids! Cripes

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Ohl....they're coming quickly. Quick. What or where to go? Where to hide? Big rock....big rock ....shelter....

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Here...Arg...Deb....ris...I CAN’T! I cant...no..dust and rock...and dust

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and.... r-

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SFX EXPLOSION.

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(Heavy Breathing) And it's

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over . It’s over. We

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didn't get that in training . Up you get Victor. Up you get...but.... Oh

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no, Ohhh no, no No. No...a hole in

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my suit ...no! Oh no. Okay...Okay....breathe...For a

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moment...No time

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to get back to the lander? Too big to mend. Oh..no time (Breathes deeply) Oh no...Oh no! ...Maybe.. Maybe

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I'll just....maybe...I’ll just take

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off my helmet and...Enjoy the

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view....One ...last...time....just...take a seat and....(Deep breath. Resolute) I'm

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h ere. Here

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I am. Here

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I am. What

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a beautiful, beautiful

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view. (Quivering

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voice) Hello World! I see you. I see you. (Pause) I....am...... Here. Here....I.......

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Ooh...that was, that was

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a bit sad.

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Well...You wrote it?

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Yeah. Yeah . It should

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be a full season that, shouldn’t it really? Yeah, I wrote....I wrote one more n’all, um because you

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know , when we can colonize the m-, colonize, colonize

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the moon. Um, and

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I do think we will, y’know...for one reason or

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another, I mean it’d be the best writers

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retreat ever...right? (Laughs) Let’s All go!

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I mean, no, no, lawnmowers for a start...

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Lots of dust...

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On the moon. There’d be...external hoovers instead.

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Ah man, you had to spoil it didn’t you?

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Hooversssss.

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Well, I ..I was just wondering what the , the

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first people would've thought when they, when

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they got there, you know.

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...Will think?...

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Yeah, and, and would

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have felt.

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...Will feel...

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Yeah, and being new colonists,

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colonists , colonists. Yeah. Moving, moving-in

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day. I mean, we all love that right, but moving

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house to a...a moon house. All

21:05

mod cons and that....on the

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moooooon.

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Cool, Well, let's hear it cause we're

21:11

slowing down again.

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Okay. All right . Well, can you um...d’you wanna sing

21:14

an intro?

21:16

Me?

21:16

No.

21:16

So... Here

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is solar flare

21:22

...siren. Patrice

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on the mooooon.

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That’s beautiful, thank you Tanja! Solar flare siren ...written

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and narrated by Sarah Golding . Patrice: Sooooooo....here we

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are ...! This

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beautiful moon-cut house is my lovely

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new moon house for the rest of my days. Ah they could have

21:52

worked harder with the street names though. So 4291 Lunar

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rise, Olympus Mons....under Dome

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369. Hm m. I

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could kiss it. But I

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won't...that would be weird. Now...how do i get in? Ah yes. Breathe that fr

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eshly m ade Dome air into the breath

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scan... (BREATHES OUT HEAVILY, Coughs Coughs) Hand print! Eye scan! Ah

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it’s just like the films... And...oh! It Works! Yay technology! Yay

22:27

travelling 384,000

22:32

miles. And ...I

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carry myself over the threshhold. (Sigh) I’m in! Woop! Oh god what is that alert for? Hello?....house? Um , what

22:47

is that alert for? Is that a-

22:49

a burglar alarm? Surely

22:51

not. Huh ? I don't

22:53

know where to find the console. Hello? House? Moon House? Luna...rise?

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Where's the console?

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Where? Oh,

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what a noise! Okay.

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Okay. But what does th at m ean? What do I have to do? Do I have to go

23:10

somewhere else? Oh m y G o d. I h aven't even been told what

23:12

to do when there’s a solar flare, and I don't even know if there's a

23:15

- a welcome to your new house tech guide - ’s’all bare surfaces and

23:18

no furniture. What do

23:20

I do? What do I do? Oh my God.

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Solar flare alert, and I

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d on't know what to do! OH... could

23:26

I die? Co uld I die?

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If I - do I just? Do I just stay

23:31

inside? Do I ..do I get under the table? What

23:32

...what stops

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rays? Hm? Solar rays? Mmm. Sunglasses? Right...check...knew I’d beamed them

23:42

here. Ha! Dax, you were wrong. And here’s

23:47

the sunscreen. Ye

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ah. Maybe. Maybe I'll just pop the sunscreen

23:52

all over me and go sit under the dining table.

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I mean.. My goodness looks like

23:56

it co uld r epel anything that um , O

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h, what’s it made of? Obsidian or something? Or

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no. No way...that’s good old

24:06

fa shioned m oon rock. Painted.

24:09

Painted moonrock....that’s cute that. Yes. I mean...how long do these

24:14

alert things last? I mean, how

24:16

long could I last under a t a ble ...with

24:19

minimal rations? I mean, do I take

24:21

my Ki n dle, m y ho tbox, my pillow? I mean... Maybe

24:23

if I just shut all the curtains...or...or

24:24

oh! They’re

24:29

not curtains ..they’re...They're....they’re projections! Oh,

24:34

neat! Then

24:38

are the win dows projections too? Oh my

24:40

God! They are! It’s just a...just a

24:43

box. A box house on

24:45

the moon. These

24:49

moon colony hoses are s o c lose together.

24:52

Anyways, I guess if I shouted enough, I could get the attention

24:54

of m’ neighbour....but maybe,

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maybe they've just moved into [inau dible]. May

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be they don't know anything either. Maybe.

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Maybe they' re just sayin g the same things. I am in the

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books of a moon house and c

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ool ed walls , moo

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n rock walls. Yet

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I 'm t ouc hing the moon. Oh

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on e t hat I wi ll not be exciting for. Hmm.

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Oh no. [inau

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dible] well , I jus t know a so l a r flar

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e Sidon , eve n though it said it was,

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maybe it's like a, a b luff, a secret

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signal that something else is happening. If wi

25:34

fe is a nuclear warhead headi

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ng for the moon, imagine that.

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Just go ou t h ere and a fte r four days of travel and as

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ou r b lee ding wore on, I'll take

25:43

that more exac t , I

25:45

m ean, what about the goal? Pro

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bably under the Dane in [ i na u dible], the

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h ope ducks and the kids go in th e follo wing chip . Oka

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y. Though such a new sense , we can all come

25:54

together. I mean, you never can book in a at o

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n ce for these thin gs, yet c hea p cred it system.

25:59

I hus b a nd's law o n t he list in sc ho ol. Teachers

26:01

and n urs es. Crazy maybe

26:05

progr ess. Bye . We dreamed

26:07

of living on the moon and here we,

26:11

well I am so

26:13

far

26:15

[inaudible] in a box.

26:19

[inaudible]

26:20

student box might have called mineral.

26:23

Hmm . Maybe. Yeah . I will take a chance in

26:25

grants out of the window. The door.

26:28

I'll come . Can open the door. Kind of

26:30

that was real, right? What

26:32

is it? Oh yeah, death

26:36

plan . I , I

26:42

hope her family turned after that probably,

26:46

unless, Oh

26:54

, you have a brightness

26:56

and light, aren't you?

26:58

Oh my God. I've just thought are

27:00

we protected from solar flares in here?

27:02

I mean it's just a bunch of old junk.

27:05

Your jaws blanket. A few throws

27:07

our old kit . Hope God

27:10

are we getting radiation sickness could

27:13

not lose his hair. Who die?

27:17

Josh, you, what twinkle

27:19

ties means is eventually we

27:21

all do Tanya and yes,

27:24

yes. I guess we all get to adjust that to

27:27

more radiation out here than we would at your house.

27:29

Maybe a whole mine . But we want it to go to

27:31

the moon. So get to the moon. We shall.

27:36

That's um , let's turn out the booster rocket. Shall we

27:38

just get that a bit quicker?

27:40

Booster rockets. You

27:43

mean plugging the six toasters

27:45

stuck to the back of this VA tech

27:48

hodgepodge?

27:51

No , no, no, no, no,

27:54

no. We didn't bring the little mowers for speed.

27:57

No, no. We brought them to

28:01

[inaudible] so

28:03

we do that now too for voice actors

28:05

everywhere. Ready

28:07

? Three, two,

28:10

one. Ah

28:12

, last off . The noisy making.

28:15

Summer. Spring.

28:17

Yeah. You blow say

28:20

fight . Come on.

28:23

Blah blah blah

28:26

. I

28:31

have a lot of pent up aggression toward

28:33

the lawn .

28:35

The ones they've done as a favor. They should uh

28:37

, give us a bit of a boost in about four minutes.

28:41

I wonder if I can catch the toast

28:43

with this robot home thing. I'm

28:46

a bit home hungry .

28:47

We got dog food, beer

28:50

and wine and like a

28:52

fully functioning bar baby

28:54

.

28:54

Well, I know all I send this lies too . If

28:56

you can catch the lemon vodka

28:59

and Kyla in a glass with

29:02

a lid . Oh see we can call it a

29:04

dirty moon . Nice

29:07

. Oh gotcha, gotcha.

29:09

I always dirty room bowls is my always

29:11

, is it ? Oh,

29:16

that's nice.

29:19

Okay. I'll do the same. I

29:21

guess. Cheers. Now

29:24

we need some culture, don't we, to

29:26

go with our ever so glorious,

29:29

dirty. This is weird, but

29:32

it's nice. This monologue

29:34

is by the amazing talented

29:37

writer award winning

29:39

Emily C. Snyder in New

29:42

York. Shakespeare inspired.

29:44

Oh, hello Emily . I

29:46

don't know . I do love some

29:49

Willie's shakes come down to, well

29:51

, Sue's may have, you've had too much Kalua caffeine

29:54

and I brought

29:56

you some water. What do you do

29:58

Abu and it could do globally . Okay.

30:03

Tanya Nebu

30:04

I you ready for the

30:09

distance that's between us.

30:11

Is the moon by Emily

30:13

C a Schneider [inaudible]

30:17

Maine . Yes. Do it. Sarah crashed

30:20

it, man. You got this.

30:22

Okay, here we go. The

30:25

distance that's between us is

30:27

the moon. Waxing waning.

30:30

Surprising me in sunlight before

30:33

drifting into the cloud covered canopy.

30:36

Just another concrete blemish

30:38

of the civilians Spangled sky.

30:42

Sometimes I think I can

30:44

catch you in my Palm. Reach

30:48

out fingers, sunlight

30:50

spread to clutch. She like can

30:52

opalescent power pop

30:56

perfect in my mouth and

30:59

let yourself refracted

31:01

light spread like cool

31:04

Carl coils throughout my app spread

31:07

Lim till I feel full

31:09

to the brim. With your restless

31:13

respondents burst to spill

31:16

the beauty of your splendor lifestyles

31:18

upon the sea . That sizzle, one

31:22

flare and fade cause

31:25

a little title away and then

31:27

recede to slumber for

31:30

the distance that's between us

31:33

is the moon. Most

31:37

often though your heavy I

31:39

eclipses me once,

31:42

twice 10 your head and with

31:44

a sigh. You sink the

31:48

deep beneath the heavy counter pain

31:51

of earth and alone. Toadstool

31:54

towed root and bug blind. I'm

31:56

a little rustle of the Autumns

31:59

. Disregarded leaves a puff

32:01

of Woodbine smoke the last

32:04

spatterings of something fragile spa between

32:07

us till with

32:10

color turned against the tail . You go a

32:13

week, a month or more

32:15

and then return with borrowed

32:17

light and wrathful stinking

32:20

with some other woman

32:22

smoke for the distance

32:24

that's between is the

32:26

moon. Had I a

32:28

pair of Ikaria swing, I should

32:31

not fly today. I know

32:33

the contours of your pockmarked tick

32:35

, the skeletons and all the secrets

32:37

that you keep on the side of your

32:40

man . Your shadow brewed

32:42

are clear as morning light to me.

32:46

I know

32:47

there's nothing in the hollow of

32:50

your weightless wavering, watery

32:52

well no fire burns

32:54

inside you. Oh , as fire

32:58

burns in me. How

33:01

do you, a pair of Icarus wings,

33:03

pale feather strap with glue and

33:05

wax with hope and chewing gum

33:07

and half remembered stolen

33:09

dreams. How do you ambition

33:12

to equal mine hat you

33:14

fire on your heels to send

33:17

your soul and launch you fast

33:20

past every blanket of the star students guy.

33:23

Fuck that distance that's between

33:25

us is the

33:33

moon that you dad , you do more than

33:35

still a little sunlight for

33:37

yourself. How do you brave

33:40

the sunspot ox of my skin,

33:43

the Phoenix and the salamander

33:46

and all of that lives within?

33:50

How do you dad , you

33:53

slipped once from out your orbit

33:55

to dance among the galaxies

33:57

that swore a long my

33:59

skirt braved

34:02

the burning of your feathers

34:04

and the melting of your coat

34:06

uninhabited concrete heart had

34:09

you dead. You let

34:11

me fill your soul with the excess

34:14

blaze that's reflected coldly

34:17

in your blue and blinking

34:19

gaze. Oh , let

34:22

my fingertip creep

34:25

across the airy blanket

34:27

that marks the place between the sun

34:30

and moon and

34:32

maybe,

34:34

but

34:36

the distance that's between

34:38

us is the

34:40

moon. One of

34:43

millions juggled in my sphere

34:47

for love. Too costly

34:51

for sleep to dear

34:54

and I.

34:56

Great. A shining star to

34:59

live longer here.

35:04

How refreshing. I

35:06

feel terribly cultured now. Oh , why

35:09

Cy ? Would you lock the hope? Nope. I've never been so insulted

35:11

in my life. No , it's , it's a biscuit.

35:14

You have the biscuits that also for everyone , especially if

35:18

it's smaller though . If it's all about respect. Um

35:20

, don't get me started on Jaffa

35:23

Java cakes. We can still

35:25

do the thing. The thing, the

35:27

thing, the thing though . Yes.

35:29

The thing, Oh, just a thing. The full , full

35:32

full moon. Half moon eclipse.

35:42

But you're a robot. It

35:47

should we just play the next one. Look so we can eat the whole

35:49

packet. Sorry .

35:54

I used to think

35:56

the moon was a button

35:59

sewn to the sky with golden

36:01

thread when

36:04

I was a child floating

36:06

in the midnight spill of its light on

36:09

my counter pain . I'd imagine

36:11

I belonged to another

36:13

world. At the back of the

36:16

moon. This Earth's flipped sister.

36:19

Everything was otherwise in

36:21

this Knight kingdom where

36:24

we spoke in language I made

36:26

up by squishing my tongue against

36:29

my palate . Sometimes

36:31

I had speak this language. When

36:33

I was nervous, my

36:36

brothers teased me ruthlessly from

36:38

my disgusting habit

36:41

until I told them I had been taught by

36:44

aliens to speak their tongue.

36:47

Strangely, this

36:49

did not help with the teasing,

36:53

but at night, at the back

36:55

of the moon, I'd explore

36:57

the cosmic Tundra.

37:00

No longer the undersized

37:02

squirt, but a captain of

37:04

my soul raft. Even

37:08

today when I wake

37:11

in the nocturnal hours, there's

37:14

a moment when I reach

37:16

for my, or for

37:19

a few seconds believing there

37:21

are still adventures waiting

37:23

for me out

37:26

there in the sea of stars.

37:33

I love that one evokes

37:36

memories of childhood. Yes,

37:38

it was by the amazing. Sorry my Tucson.

37:41

Hello sir. But you're still worthy. You're beautiful.

37:44

Sarah , back to song is amazing

37:48

on all underwriters . Amazing. And

37:50

it's so nice to hear Lucy and all

37:52

her glory. See

37:56

what I love though is that, see

37:59

, although we're at different ages and different

38:01

places and what me and yeah

38:03

, I mean you meet with me and everyone

38:05

really did . We were still, we're still

38:07

all born under the same moon when we,

38:11

you know, when you, when you do look up,

38:13

but night, your night, my night we,

38:15

you see the same face to face

38:18

with the moon. Me

38:21

too.

38:26

[inaudible]

38:32

and we'll leave our explorers for a

38:34

short while to contemplate their

38:36

very existence on, over,

38:38

around [inaudible] to near this earth

38:41

until part three coming

38:43

soon. Do they

38:46

land on the

38:48

moon on their chocolatey dirty. Moonhigh

38:51

find out in part three coming soon

38:54

in this episode you heard monologues from

38:57

Jay Christian , how the two worlds so over the

38:59

moon heavily sees Nedo who wrote that distance

39:02

between us is the

39:04

moon both the very advice or go down as well as

39:06

some of the flare which the Looney

39:08

wrote herself as well as wedding . I

39:10

am here. Here I am performed

39:13

by Karim Compli semi

39:15

Tucson provided the wondrous , the back of the

39:17

moon and the radioed by the O . So wondrous Lucile

39:21

time ceremony is fundraising for her

39:24

next February's or show and extravaganza or looking

39:26

at the amazing work and personality of the Regency

39:28

romance author Georgette

39:31

hair and circled in has the

39:33

pleasure of voicing some of Georgette's actual

39:35

words and by it was she a feisty

39:38

saw. She sat in new art,

39:40

took no knots at all. So

39:43

find out more on www.feeblegazers.wordpress.com

39:49

tune in one final time for episode three of

39:51

the lab sessions soon. Thank

39:54

you to all the new readers and writers, and of course,

39:56

the amazing Tonya Malloy . You bet. If

39:58

you liked the show, find out more about quirky versus

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40:23

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