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0:41
I'm about to have a project land back in
0:43
my shop .
0:44
Yeah .
0:44
The 450 left . How'd it get back
0:46
? It's coming back .
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I love how you sort of motorcycle that
0:50
is immediately for sale again , isn't
0:52
it ?
0:52
amazing .
0:53
That is great .
0:54
One of two things happened Either the kids trying to flip
0:56
and make him a buck , which ain't good on him . Dude
0:58
, I got my money .
0:59
We've all done it .
1:02
Or I watched him leave when he wrote it . He
1:04
didn't look too solid on it .
1:06
Nah , this is too much .
1:08
Maybe he scared the shit out of himself
1:10
and was like nope , Gotta go . I
1:13
didn't know if it was that , or how old was he ? Oh
1:16
this kid . There's no way this kid was 20
1:18
.
1:18
OK , I know if he got home and the wife
1:20
was like , oh no , it might have been more
1:22
like mom . You're
1:26
going to fucking sell that right now .
1:27
I don't know where you thought you was doing with that , but
1:29
you're getting rid of it right fucking now . You're
1:32
still on my health insurance Shit .
1:34
Because I don't know if that price he put was
1:36
stuck as they put it . It kept telling me with my
1:38
Jeep , right , oh , that's the hey . My wife may
1:40
be listed . I
1:45
have a friend that did that with their house one time . She even
1:47
felt like moving . Her husband wanted to move . She's like cool
1:49
, this is the price .
1:51
It's the women that same house .
1:55
This is the price for me to move .
1:56
Yeah , but now that he sold the
1:58
motor out of it motor electrics
2:00
, everything guy wanted it for a shifter
2:02
cart motor . Oh , so I'm
2:05
getting a rolling chassis back . Oh , that
2:07
you built , I didn't build the chassis .
2:09
Well , I mean , you put it together .
2:11
Oh no that 450 came whenever we
2:13
traded out the old dirt bike . Anyway
2:15
, now I just got to figure out what we're going
2:17
to put in it Corvette engine .
2:19
I would , I would Put
2:21
an electric motor , I would offer a thousand
2:23
CC Polaris engine . It don't .
2:27
Put an electric motor .
2:28
It's crossed my mind , make it an electric
2:31
forfeit . But a CR
2:33
Fucking , do it , it'll be cool I
2:36
might do it , but
2:38
I'm also thinking about putting a CR 500
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motor , so I know a guy .
2:43
You know him too , but there's a guy that
2:45
takes those little razor , four wheelers , yeah
2:47
and soups them up as you put
2:49
it . So he understands the geometry
2:51
of it at least .
2:52
Oh no , I have a bin in my pocket Dude
2:54
.
2:54
put an electric motor in it , please .
2:56
Well , it's also Ben's bike , so convince
2:58
Ben and do it Ben . We're putting a fucking electric
3:00
motor in it , he actually listens to every show , well
3:03
there you go , Ben .
3:03
We're putting an electric motor in it . You know who can
3:05
work with wood ?
3:06
Ben you know work with metal Ben Ben
3:08
, you know who can help us put an electric motor in a
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450? .
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Ben and Matt . Yeah , you
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got to convince Ben . Ben really likes
3:16
gas . Ok , a lot . There's
3:18
no motor in this thing , yeah , so let's put an
3:20
electric one .
3:21
That's what I'm saying . We'll go buy one with a gas motor
3:23
in it .
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You think you could do wheelies and a gas .
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Dude that's fucking .
3:27
Oh my .
3:27
God an electric motor .
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You want to make a wheelie . It would be stupid , yeah
3:31
, but .
3:33
I have to put a wheelie bar on it .
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Yeah , fucking A lot A
3:36
part about doing a wheelie is being able
3:38
to let off and have it just kind
3:40
of stay there . Electric motor is just going
3:42
to go . What ?
3:43
No , no , no , you could . You could throttle it . Yeah
3:45
, you can throttle it .
3:46
That's even in the golf cart . It's actually a
3:48
potential meter .
3:49
As you drag it across .
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it tells it how much to push .
3:52
Yeah , yeah , well put an electric motor , just
3:55
do it .
3:55
I'm going to let Ben try to do that one first
3:57
. I still want
3:59
to see our 500 motor . I want to see our 500
4:01
.
4:01
I miss Bob Quadsilla . You know when they
4:03
announced , because they just start talking about their building
4:06
them now , the cyber trucks .
4:07
Yeah , when they announced it .
4:08
They actually announced they had a four wheeler .
4:10
That went with it . Oh nice , that's
4:13
on the back burner . Yeah , I know that . Did you see the clip
4:15
?
4:15
today no they got got
4:18
off road in where was
4:20
he ?
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I've watched the rally guys or the trophy truck
4:23
guys . That was only when I watched today , because that's where I was thinking
4:25
about me and you having something with that much horsepower
4:27
and which one's going to be the
4:29
one saying where to turn and which one's
4:31
going to be the one , because
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one guy was just like you're in it , keep going .
4:35
Yeah , the other guy was just now . This
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dude went off road with it . He was trying to pick up
4:40
a Christmas tree and oh , I saw that
4:42
he was he was spinning his wheel . Yeah
4:44
, he just couldn't , and I mean it didn't look like
4:46
a whole lot .
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Well , but there was no snow . There was no other
4:49
vehicle there either , like who else wasn't going
4:51
to peel out in the snow ?
4:52
Right yeah .
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Because I've driven in some snow and
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I've ran off the road more than once . Yeah , put
4:58
an electric motor in it .
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I don't know how much electric motor . I don't give
5:05
a shit .
5:06
No , I'm not , I'm asking I was like .
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I've never even looked at him .
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It can't be that bad , because the harder parts can
5:11
be figured out how to transfer that power
5:13
to the , to the wheels , yeah yeah , what
5:15
size battery would you need ?
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Well , that four wheels were on a chain . Yeah
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, yeah . So just fucking put a sprocket on an
5:21
electric motor . Right Go , he's
5:23
got a point yeah .
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Dude , I'm telling you , you're fucking fun .
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You can look underneath my golf cart and see real
5:29
quick how they got the power to go to
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that axle .
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Yeah , if not .
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if not , you ain't that axle out Ben it's
5:35
up to you , buddy .
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I thought you want to put it Pretty pretty several concepts
5:39
of wiring and everything like crazy easy
5:41
.
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You just put it to the battery and you
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put a fucking thromb .
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I'm just saying man , we figured this out . I'm
5:47
going to start finding some rolling chassis .
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It'll be fine , do it . Yeah , but dude
5:53
it'll be fine , it's a .
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CR 500 . It's a two stroke
5:56
500 . So 500 cc .
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No , no , no , no , no , no , no it's not
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, but it's the one with nothing , with the no motor
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. Oh wait , what are you talking ?
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about ? I'm talking about the 450 . Yeah
6:07
, me too , with no motor . I don't know what he's talking about .
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I want to put a CR 500 motor in it .
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But it's not . It's not , it's an electric , isn't
6:13
it ?
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I don't have an electric motor either .
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Oh true that we can find one . No , you
6:17
want a motor and get your motor .
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Actually , I found a CR 250 in Arnavill
6:21
today for $400 .
6:23
I'll get your motor on Walmartcom right now .
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With a super charger ? Did they have an ?
6:28
electric ? Did they have a super charge electric ?
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Super charge electric .
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They're close to Maximal Air in that shit they
6:35
do .
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They're the company that makes electric crate engines . Uh
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boom put in like for full
6:40
size vehicles , like they'll send you all the stuff
6:43
to basically convert one over but battery
6:45
because I looked into it because somebody does them for jeeps
6:47
. Yep oh dope yeah , pretty neat
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.
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So then you could drive around like a little CJ and not
6:52
make any noise which would be perfect
6:54
, because those are also vehicles .
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You're not going to drive very far , yeah
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Dang dang .
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So we're doing an electric Jeep and an electric .
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Full and electric .
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Look , there's a couple . There's
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a couple of jeeps out there right now . They're like two
7:10
and three thousand dollars I can put my hands on .
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Put them making electric Look . The reality of
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it is is that I talk about buying EVs
7:16
with people and they all think that I'm like this tree
7:18
hoover and I want to save the world . No , no , that shit
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performs , bro . It fucking
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performs , and I like performance vehicles .
7:25
I like that Badass , I
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like that . And .
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I like the Prius , prius sucks All the other ones
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Fucking cool .
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Well , you see that I have , like all the other things
7:35
I have are electric because , as Matt
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probably knows , I'm not very good at maintenance
7:39
.
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Yeah , so you don't have to maintain it .
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No , they always work until the battery . Until
7:43
the battery dies you change it out , fuck it . Yeah , I mean
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that's a big part of it . For me is it's both sides
7:48
of it .
7:48
Yeah .
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They some of them perform better , but some of them don't
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perform better than their gas counterpart , or two
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stroke in some cases .
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Well , let's do this .
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We'll find another 450 chassis and
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when I say that electric and we'll put the other one in the middle
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of fucking race . I know , I think I
8:02
get what you're saying . I'm just like sometimes
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it's the sound , oh yeah
8:07
, it's the whole experience .
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It's the until you've really
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been out there . And bad , bad
8:13
, bad , bad and it's too strong . It
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makes you dick hard . It's
8:19
so great . Nothing smells like it either
8:21
.
8:22
Nothing yeah .
8:23
And I mean , yeah , you OK , yard tools , whatnot
8:25
? No , some good plots
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to cycle .
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It smells like bad decisions Just .
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I just Just a real motor kind of
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smell .
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No , no , I'm talking about like a
8:35
nicely tuned lean CR
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250 . You smell that oil too
8:40
. Bang yeah
8:42
, just got it . Just got a hint of
8:44
blue to the smoke , yeah
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.
8:46
It just smells . Oh yeah , when you could
8:48
see it come out of the exhaust .
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Yeah .
8:50
Smells like .
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America , america , america
8:54
. Too lovely , too smoky man , did you ever ?
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eat two stroke . Personal watercraft , jet
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ski I had several of them
9:00
. I had standouts .
9:03
They're great man , because the one that got
9:05
and I'm trying to remember who I bought it from
9:07
and I can't for the life of me , and
9:09
I had no idea what I was buying I was
9:11
jet ski . Stupid as all could be
9:13
, it was a full PGS motor
9:15
pre performer jet ski . It was some company
9:18
that was in the early 90s that just made
9:20
ridiculous performance parts .
9:22
I was so obsessed with jet skis in the
9:24
early 90s Like I remember . I used to watch
9:26
on the weekends , and at night you could watch
9:28
monster truck shows right . And they would have a lot
9:30
of these jet ski competitions both
9:32
the freestyle and the racing .
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Larry Rippenkroger .
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Yes , yep .
9:36
Yep .
9:36
Yep .
9:37
Yes , you did that one I bought literally
9:39
. I was on it like cool , hit the gas , it
9:41
took off , let me , let's
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go . It's like , well , I wasn't
9:46
prepared for that . All right , I
9:48
had a wave blaster . I bought a wave blaster
9:51
from a guy in Atlanta . They delivered it
9:53
to me Christmas Eve on Cleveland Street
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and I rode it in the river
9:57
Christmas afternoon . Oh
10:00
, I had a new toy .
10:01
I never been on one .
10:03
I had to ride it . Yeah , that's the motor
10:05
. That's the first motor I ever built and I built it in
10:07
the kitchen . In Cleveland Street Should put an electric
10:09
motor in one .
10:11
It was that .
10:11
Sounds like a fucking terrible
10:14
idea . Yeah , let
10:16
me take this lithium battery and
10:18
smudge it .
10:21
It would perform well fast .
10:24
Well , here's the thing More horsepower
10:26
in jet motors is not
10:28
always the answer .
10:29
Discavitation yes .
10:31
You have to have it . You have to build a pump so
10:33
ridiculous that you end up making that . You have
10:35
to make the vehicle bigger . Yeah , there was
10:37
a guy that put I forget what
10:40
motor in this
10:42
big long , I think it was an Kawasaki
10:44
STX 15 , big , big , big
10:46
ski , and I forget what he
10:48
put in it but he could never get it to hook up .
10:50
Yeah .
10:51
You know , if he would , if he would just kind of you
10:54
, just kind of baby it , then it would be what
10:56
you want to , got it up to like 80
10:58
or something like that which don't even wrong .
11:00
That's fucking a hole in that . So
11:02
I would . Yeah , I was obsessed with all those things but my
11:05
parents weren't going to buy me anything that I could kill
11:07
myself with . But my
11:09
parents friends would let me ride their stuff and
11:14
we were down in the swamps of
11:16
Henderson , of a chaff live basin , so the people
11:18
I don't know . I mean there's like cypress , there's trees everywhere
11:20
. There's these cypress the cypress trees even
11:22
have these stumps , these little knees they're part
11:24
of their root system that sometimes aren't even
11:27
sticking up out of the water Right below . Oh
11:29
, dude , and they will . And I'm sitting there on a houseboat
11:32
for 4th of July I don't know everybody's drinking . I'm
11:34
like 15 years old . I'm hanging on this house , I'm not drinking
11:36
, but I'm hanging on my dad and all of a sudden his buddy
11:38
pulls up on a Kawasaki 1100
11:40
. Four stroke but this
11:42
was the biggest engine they had ever put in
11:44
jet ski . Yeah , up to that point . And I
11:47
looked at everything . I was like how fast does that thing
11:49
go ? And he goes , I don't know .
11:50
And he threw me the keys and I just got it on the left .
11:53
It went 72 miles an hour , oh , without
11:56
goggles or any kind of preparation
11:58
or worrying about what was around the corner
12:00
.
12:00
Yeah , probably not a life jacket either , and probably
12:03
not , no , no I couldn't see
12:05
dude .
12:05
I was like yes , how fast are you going ? I said
12:07
I know I did 72 , because I saw
12:09
that at one point .
12:10
But there was so much water .
12:13
And I was just squinting and going as fast
12:15
as possible .
12:17
I've only been in the base of one time on a jet
12:19
ski . I was out there with a
12:21
guy that I'm going to call Shitbag
12:23
and we were in between the bridges
12:26
and he got an alert on his I
12:28
think it was low oil or something like that
12:30
and freaked out , turn off his ski . He's like boo
12:32
boo , boo , boo , boo . It was a way of ways . I
12:34
was like well , go around the way
12:36
we came and possibly blow up your motor
12:38
, like or or I'm about to have
12:40
a bad idea and you just follow .
12:42
Oh yeah , we're going to shortcut , right and we went straight
12:45
through the stones Bang , bang
12:47
, bang and dude .
12:48
I just I don't know if I like
12:50
you were like you were bumper ball . No
12:54
, I was on my way .
12:54
Black like a pinball machine , I was on my
12:57
yeah , you had to , I
12:59
never crossed my mind , hey I
13:01
don't think people see what I'm seeing is
13:03
you hitting one every once ? Well , I know like you were , like I
13:05
bought one . You were probably coming down like those
13:07
guys on the black diamond mogul .
13:12
Yeah , I did bump one , but it never crossed
13:14
my mind . Hey , you could go slow through
13:16
this .
13:17
No , no , because that wouldn't the engine would
13:20
have . Probably his engine would have been going
13:22
slower .
13:22
So fast , probably . Looking
13:25
back , I wish it would have exploded . Oh , 100
13:27
percent . Oh , such a turd
13:30
.
13:31
But they're never really explode , they just make a
13:33
really bad .
13:34
No , I didn't say one , the other day .
13:36
I'm just saying from personal experience .
13:38
No , it is here's a video I
13:40
saw the other day and I think there was something
13:42
happened when they were putting fuel in this jet ski
13:44
.
13:44
Oh yeah .
13:45
And the chick is sitting on it and
13:47
it explodes . Oh , this
13:49
chick goes flying the seat off . The jet
13:51
ski comes up and tosses that chick
13:53
. Oh , wow .
13:55
I would tell you about the time we put too much gas in the jet
13:57
ski . Yeah , when down the Zimmer point we
13:59
were riding around for a good while in
14:01
the morning and then somebody gets on the jet ski and we're on
14:03
the little beach there about the state park .
14:05
You told me .
14:06
It's riding low . At this point , look at
14:08
me . I'm like dude , this thing isn't riding right
14:10
. I think it's got too much gas , because when I
14:12
rock it it's like and I'm like you need to come back
14:14
now they
14:18
never put the plug in the jet .
14:20
Oh yeah , too much gas , oh yeah .
14:22
Dude , the whole compartment was full of water
14:24
, full of water .
14:24
Don't watch that YouTube channel . That's on
14:26
that bay . Oh , it's all over
14:29
inlet , yes One of the most amazing
14:31
things to watch .
14:32
They have this she is this
14:34
inlet going out into ?
14:36
I'm guessing it's either the golf version yes , in
14:38
Miami , the golf in Mexico . No , I think it's
14:40
in Pensacola or Panama
14:42
, something like that .
14:43
But it's got it's family bad waves in
14:45
this part of the inlet Because it's a car and
14:48
the top of the bay and going to Panama City has
14:50
dolphins there too , so you can go ride jet skis
14:52
through there .
14:53
I've actually ridden jet skis in that
14:55
area .
14:55
And we would go , you go .
14:57
you can buy food in the bay and then you
14:59
go out and you can If it's the one I'm thinking
15:01
of , you can go jump .
15:03
It's pretty big waves I mean , this
15:05
was ridiculous in a big boat . Yeah , it's like
15:07
, yeah , yeah , like , there's this chick .
15:09
We were doing jet skis there and we went feet off .
15:11
If you don't know what you're doing , you're hurting some of it .
15:12
There's this chick called the Blue Tar .
15:14
Abandoned . I didn't really care back then .
15:16
Yeah , she's really good she is . She's
15:18
in like this 18 , 19
15:20
foot Boston whaler with a blue
15:22
tar like Abeminate Top , and
15:25
this chick is just what I think , like a
15:27
50 or a 60 on it , and she's
15:29
just mashing it , and it's
15:31
always her in another chick and you always
15:33
think they're going to die and somehow they
15:35
do not understand it , it goes
15:37
from Biscayne Bay to Lanark Ocean in Miami
15:40
, in Miami .
15:41
But there's something to do with the current and the
15:43
waves and how fast the current
15:45
pulls in versus oh , they're just but
15:48
right there and it's not very wide in there .
15:49
You're smashing , the waves are
15:51
smashing each other , and then there's some people you
15:54
can tell under . I love it because there's a people that coming
15:56
in and you can watch them like they're almost surfing it .
15:59
Like they ride the wave in and then they get on the
16:01
crest of the next one and they ride it and you
16:03
got the next dude .
16:03
that just Brash , is it ? And
16:06
then they got the dumb people in the front . You have
16:09
watched the videos and go oh , that's
16:11
that looks like fun .
16:12
Let me ride the front .
16:13
No , dude , they throw people out the boat
16:15
.
16:15
I know I've seen it .
16:16
Yeah , and those are the . That's the better ones to me . You
16:18
can break everything's hilarious when
16:20
the ones when it slams and I see the person
16:23
fly like 15 feet in there and then the boat comes
16:25
up to meet it . Yeah , they don't even fall down
16:27
, it meets them .
16:29
Whenever you fall down and both ankles
16:31
smashed together like that ?
16:33
No , but somebody
16:35
else on top of you . Yeah , yeah , phone
16:37
fly .
16:38
Oh , dude , it's , it's it's always some dumb
16:40
shit over there . Oh , every once in
16:42
a while I just put it on YouTube , throw it up
16:44
on a screen and just just
16:49
mute out entertainment . Oh yeah , just
16:51
giggle .
16:51
It's wonderful , we're just gonna sit over there one
16:53
day and just go watch from the bay .
16:55
Oh , dude , that would be done . Oh man , That'd be
16:57
dope . Oh , I'd rather go watch Rockets
16:59
Take a look , we could do both . We could do that too .
17:01
Yeah , but Rockets only happen
17:03
once a day , that's what I'm
17:05
saying .
17:05
That's what I'm saying we can go more than one in
17:08
a day from the Cape .
17:09
Oh , yeah , yeah .
17:11
I didn't know . One going off made everybody
17:13
else have to like no .
17:14
Sunday the heavy and they
17:16
were supposed to launch one at 39 a , which was the heavy
17:19
, and one at forty four hours .
17:20
I guess I would assume that one launch from
17:22
one launch pad a day .
17:24
Yeah , I don't know that they figured out how
17:26
to turn it around in less than 24 hours , but
17:28
they can turn around pretty quick .
17:29
What's the latest rumor on Starship number two
17:31
?
17:32
Last song , social
17:34
media was possibly before the end of the year , I'd saw
17:36
that , but I don't know if that's really gonna happen . Yeah
17:39
, I mean nobody from I don't have
17:41
a lot of contacts that know that A
17:43
lot of my contacts on a Falcon side of stuff .
17:45
I'm sure they kind of keep that just a smidge on
17:47
us .
17:47
No , I mean , elon's pretty vocal about it . Whenever
17:50
he's like , he'll just put on Twitter . He's like
17:52
up FAA approved , we're launching tomorrow
17:56
, go boys .
17:57
Press go . Now he
17:59
does in the announce things and what they're
18:01
going to do , long before they're Sometimes
18:04
he says they doing it before he has fucking approval .
18:06
That's what I'm saying . When he typed that out
18:08
, how did he spell ? That's how
18:10
he does it .
18:11
Oh , okay .
18:12
Okay , I just didn't know how he typed that out .
18:14
I don't know . No , I need to know how to spell it . I don't
18:16
know .
18:17
Peace .
18:21
Fucking . Mike Tyson has entered the chat , oh
18:27
shit .
18:27
Oh , my boys .
18:28
That yeah , we'll see you all next time
18:31
.
18:31
Fuck y'all later .
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