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love your cosmetic products.

21:39

Thank you. I love you. My

21:41

favorite is, there's a lot of

21:44

things I love. I

21:46

love your cosmetic products. I

21:48

love your cosmetic products. My

21:51

favorite is, there's this

21:53

little pencil sharpener that's

21:56

pink and it's shaped like a little teddy

21:58

bear. Oh, the gummy bear. Yeah, Sharpener. This

22:02

is my go-to Sharpener.

22:05

It's, I use it every time that

22:07

I get in drag when I'm out. Oh. It's

22:10

really convenient to carry around because it's like

22:12

tiny and compact. And it also catches like

22:14

the pencil shavings. It does. It's

22:17

a great product. I also

22:19

love, you had these like brown pencils

22:21

at one point. Do

22:23

I still have them like the lip liner? Just

22:25

a good fucking brown pencil for

22:27

like eyebrow. Oh, yes. Yes,

22:30

yes, yes. To Kim Brawley.

22:33

Kim Brawley. And

22:36

you had this product where it came

22:38

with little decals where you can decorate

22:41

like the teddy bear. Oh,

22:43

yeah, the teddy bear, the teddy Kim. That

22:47

was sickening. It's

22:49

customizable. Like I love that kind

22:51

of stuff that I

22:54

always loved like paper dolls

22:56

when I was a kid.

22:59

Because that's pretty much I mean, it's I wasn't

23:01

allowed to play with Barbies, but that's like literally

23:03

the next best thing. You

23:06

should make Alaska paper dolls. That's

23:08

such a good idea. And

23:11

there's also do you know what color forms are?

23:13

I don't know how old you are, but have

23:15

you heard of color forms? Color

23:18

forms? I don't think so. I feel like it

23:20

was like it was sort of

23:22

like the decorateable like teddy bear thing

23:24

that you have. But it was like.

23:27

Well, I grew up in Korea, so. Okay.

23:31

But it was like you could put the

23:33

like I think maybe it was magnets and

23:35

you could like move the magnets over and

23:37

it was like clothes and

23:39

like things and like

23:41

kaka kaka. I don't know. I

23:44

think they're called color forms. But anyway.

23:50

Teddy Perry's in the news. Oh

23:53

my God. I am obsessed with

23:55

this whole saga right now. What's the

23:57

saga? It's because initially. the

24:00

song leaked and then she released a

24:02

little snippet of it and everyone was

24:04

hating on it really bad. So

24:07

then her team leaked another

24:10

version and then everybody's been loving it

24:12

now. Oh, really?

24:15

Yes. Which makes

24:17

me wonder if it was

24:19

the first version that she released

24:21

the real version and then since

24:23

they saw the backlash from everybody

24:25

that they changed the song. I

24:32

feel like as an artist though, you

24:34

have to just be like, that

24:37

is the song and that is what it is

24:39

and you're gonna like it. Because I feel like

24:41

everyone hates everything at first. It's true. But

24:44

then something that's like so

24:46

hated 10 years from now, people are like, oh, that

24:48

was actually pretty iconic. Yes.

24:51

So you have to just like stand behind it, like

24:54

as the artist. That's so

24:56

wild if she changed it. Hold on. Can

24:58

I play it from here? Yeah. The

25:03

first one is like on her TikTok. It

25:06

was like sexy

25:08

confident. She

25:11

looks so sickening in this fucking photo though. But

25:15

then supposedly the song

25:17

was produced by Dr. Luke. So

25:22

then a song about a woman's

25:24

world produced by Dr.

25:26

Luke seems like... It's a

25:28

choice. A choice, yes. It would have been my

25:31

chosen producer for

25:33

a project called Woman's World, but then

25:35

again, I've never sold a million albums.

25:37

So what the fuck do I actually

25:39

know about anything? But you can't walk

25:41

into gay club without hearing This

25:45

is my hair or... Well,

25:48

sure. Yes, that is true. Oh, here

25:50

it is. Okay,

26:06

that seems like a different part of the song.

26:09

Yeah, I don't know, but I guess

26:11

by the time this podcast comes out, the song will

26:13

be released and we'll know the full truth. Well,

26:17

first of all, the only woman's world

26:19

is Cher's version of the woman's world.

26:22

Wait, was it even called woman's world? It was a

26:24

woman something. Cher has a

26:27

song called, this is a woman's

26:29

world, literally called

26:31

woman's world. So

26:33

I mean, it's unique

26:35

to do this song with Dr. Lou. And

26:40

also, like,

26:44

can these like millionaire

26:46

rich pop divas

26:49

stop trying to like tell

26:52

us a message that

26:54

is like so generic, it doesn't really

26:56

like mean anything. So

27:00

you just wanted to be like about

27:02

espresso. You know, like,

27:06

I want to see your peacock. How poetic is

27:08

that? I know,

27:10

right? It's actually

27:12

confident. It's a girl. No,

27:14

I get it. I mean, that is

27:17

the implication behind peacock. It's

27:19

implied that this is sexy and confident

27:22

because I'm empowered enough to

27:24

say, I want to

27:26

see your dick, sir. Yes. So

27:29

it was the underlying feeling of

27:31

empowerment rather than, I mean, that's

27:33

only one part of the song.

27:36

The chorus sounds bangy. Like, it

27:38

sounds very catchy and very good.

27:41

But yes, I think we should normalize stupid

27:44

brainless pop music. What

27:46

is your next music coming out? Speaking

27:48

of brainless pop music. No,

27:51

great music. No,

27:53

I literally that is the sort

27:56

of that is the idea behind

27:59

my next. music project because I've been

28:01

working on music and we released Sweatpants,

28:04

which is, it

28:06

sounds like a brainless song, but it

28:09

actually, I think, has a message behind it.

28:12

But it's not explicit. I'm not saying this

28:14

is the message. In fact, now you don't

28:16

have to like spell it out for them.

28:18

You like let them interpret it. The

28:21

message is that it's okay to

28:23

like not always be doing something,

28:25

like not always having to be

28:28

producing something or

28:30

consuming something or

28:34

buying something or selling something. Like actually

28:36

sitting still and fucking doing nothing is

28:38

our right as a human being. Put

28:42

on this earth, we should be

28:44

allowed to do that. And it shouldn't be like

28:46

controversial to say like, I don't want to do

28:49

anything right now. I,

28:51

at all. You tell the story in like a fun

28:53

like metaphors instead of like, just spelling

28:55

it out for them, you know, that's great. Exactly.

28:58

And that's what makes like fun music

29:00

fun. And

29:03

so I'm going at my next

29:05

music project from a very like

29:07

brainless point of view. So I

29:09

want it. It's the 10

29:11

year anniversary of anus. But

29:14

so I want to meld anus with

29:16

like the things I

29:18

learned from projects like Amethyst

29:21

Journey or Redfordville. So it's like

29:23

a marriage of those. Okay.

29:25

That's my goal. So

29:29

10 year anniversary, anus, prolapse edition.

29:32

Prolapse edition. And

29:34

the record is just like red and

29:37

like, yes. Oh my God.

29:39

It's tiny and red. Rosebud.

29:42

Yeah. Yes.

29:44

There's a poop protest in Paris.

29:46

Have you heard of this? Yes. Yes.

29:49

So the Summer Olympics are coming. There's

29:53

a controversy going on. The Seine

29:55

River. Okay.

29:59

There are high levels of bacteria

30:01

from sewage and wastewater, residents fed

30:03

up with the river pollution just

30:05

weeks before Olympic athletes are set

30:07

to dive in, are threatening to

30:09

stage a mass defecation in protest.

30:13

A website has appeared using the

30:15

viral hashtag Je Chidans

30:18

la Seine la 23-Jouen, which

30:20

translates to I Shit in

30:22

the Seine on June 23rd.

30:28

A Google search directs

30:31

people to the website, represented

30:33

by a poop emoji on the

30:35

search engine, and it repeats the

30:37

phrase and it's

30:39

a taunt squarely at French

30:42

President Emmanuel Macron and

30:44

Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo, who have both

30:46

vowed to go for a swim before

30:48

the games to prove the Seine is

30:51

safe. Pearl, they ain't going swimming

30:53

in that water. So

30:56

the fact that these poor swimmers,

30:58

they have to swim in that, just

31:02

move into a river somewhere. Get a

31:04

pool, Mama. Yeah, get a pool. Get

31:06

a pool, baby, because it's like very,

31:09

I mean, girl, what,

31:12

find me a river on the planet

31:14

known as Earth that like is like

31:16

chill and like good, like the water's

31:18

like, oh, great.

31:20

One time in the Chicago River, there

31:22

was like a kayaking thing that I bought a group on

31:24

for and I was like, oh, this sounds like a fun

31:26

activity. So me and my friends all like rent

31:29

these kayaks and one of the Chicago River. And

31:32

when I tell you there were feces and needles floating

31:34

in that river. And

31:39

I could only imagine like how much more

31:41

disgusting like Paris is like, no,

31:45

it's like, it's just, there's so many human

31:48

beings. Like, yeah, no, but

31:50

I love that the politicians said they're going to

31:53

swim in the river. So everybody is like, okay,

31:55

well, we're shitting in the river. We're

31:58

going to shit. Why don't

32:01

we go ahead and take a break because we are

32:03

sexy confident. And

32:05

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back, back, back again. Uh,

34:20

it's been a long time. I'm

34:24

so happy. I'm so happy. And

34:27

friends

34:29

of the pod. OK,

34:33

oh wait, this is a casting announcement. We're

34:38

involved with movers and shakers in Hollywood.

34:40

So this is a casting announcement. You

34:43

know Chanel Perillo, right? Yes.

34:46

She's a casting director. She's working on a new

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35:10

Do I have to put the industry? Uh,

35:15

you don't have to. You get to. Oh.

35:19

That sounds fun. Well, best of luck

35:21

to whoever gets on. Do

35:24

you remember the old drag, I

35:27

call it drag 101, where are my gays?

35:30

Oh, where are my lesbians?

35:33

Where are my bisexuals? And

35:37

for the bisexuals they would always say,

35:39

oh you're greedy motherfuckers. Or

35:42

it's like if you're gay and you know clap

35:44

your hands, or if you're bisexual and you know

35:46

make up your mind. There's

35:50

always been this joke that like, oh

35:52

bisexuals are so greedy. But I saw

35:54

a meme that was like, actually bisexuals

35:56

aren't greedy, you know what's greedy is like,

35:59

you. gay partner

36:02

relationships who are both like on

36:04

Grindr. And so that's

36:07

actually greedy because y'all have

36:09

a boyfriend and y'all are

36:11

out here still

36:13

on apps. Oh my god, so I have

36:16

so many like hot friends that

36:19

are a couple that has

36:21

like multiple boyfriends. Sure.

36:24

And I'm like, I can barely

36:27

manage my dog. So I don't

36:29

know how you manage like another

36:31

significant other and like multiple boyfriends and

36:33

all their feelings and their quirks. Oh

36:36

girl. Like am I just single and

36:38

bitter? Like how are these people finding

36:40

these boyfriends left and right? I

36:43

don't know. It's a wild club

36:45

because honey, no,

36:50

they get the boyfriends and they

36:52

lock them in. It's like an apartment in like New

36:54

York City. It's like once

36:57

you've got it locked in and it's

37:00

rent controlled, don't

37:02

give it up. And you know

37:04

how to turn the faucet on. You know exactly what

37:06

temperature it's gonna come out in. Girl,

37:11

they're out here. And

37:13

then they're out there on the apps and

37:15

then they don't tell anyone that they have

37:17

a boyfriend on the app. Oh

37:19

god. I

37:22

mean, good for them. Good for them. I hope.

37:24

I hope nothing but terrible

37:27

things. Sexy

37:30

confident. So intelligent. We

37:33

have a segment that we call,

37:35

Let's Get Political. This

37:38

comes from Utah in

37:40

the news. An

37:44

anti-trans bathroom snitch line

37:47

got 12,000 tips but

37:50

none could be verified. Okay,

37:53

do you wanna read this from them.com? Do

37:55

you see this on the outline? Yes,

37:57

I do. Just

38:00

because I read really slow, and it just...

38:05

We can switch on and off if you want. Oh

38:10

yeah, no, I can read it. The

38:13

paragraphs. From

38:16

them.com. Six

38:19

weeks after Utah Republicans opened a public

38:21

snitch forum to

38:24

report transgender people using the bathroom in government facilities,

38:30

the form was created earlier this year

38:32

after HB 257 passed into law mandating

38:37

that all government bathrooms and locker

38:39

rooms be delineated.

38:42

Yeah, delineated. Deline...

38:44

delineated based on

38:47

the person sometimes

38:49

sex at first. The

38:52

law also requires that all

38:54

government institutions establish their own

38:57

privacy compliance plan to

38:59

conform with the law. Violations

39:01

of the law are now

39:03

classified as criminal trespass offenses.

39:07

That is a sentence tough for a person with a lisp.

39:10

A class A misdemeanor in Utah. But

39:13

shortly after the form went live in early

39:15

May, thousands of people flooded

39:17

it with spam, including a sports board

39:19

of memes and at least

39:21

one picture of bull testicles. Get

39:24

to the internet, honey. Since

39:26

this launch, the form has received more than

39:28

12,000 submissions. Utah

39:31

Auditor John Dugal confirmed to the

39:33

Salt Lake Tribune this week that

39:35

five of those were deemed plausible.

39:39

Dugal said all of which his

39:41

office were unable to substantiate. And

39:44

some Utah Republicans have presumably spent

39:46

hundreds of work hours untold

39:49

thousands of dollars on a

39:51

tip line debt in a month and a half. It's

39:55

only been used to troll them

39:57

specifically. Girl, what

39:59

a... they fucking expect. That's what

40:01

I wanna know. I love this.

40:04

I mean, good on everyone

40:07

for kind of,

40:09

you know, spamming and

40:11

flooding this

40:14

bullshit website. We

40:16

appreciate that. Sometimes

40:19

the internet can do good things. When

40:22

you're in drag, do you use women's restroom

40:24

or men's restroom? Whichever

40:27

doesn't have a line, I

40:32

tend to, I mean,

40:34

so many are gender neutral now. Like I'm

40:37

having difficulty even thinking about. When

40:39

you go to like these like

40:41

awards shows and stuff and the

40:44

bathrooms aren't gendered, and let's say

40:46

you're not in a queer space. Well,

40:49

if I'm in, well, usually

40:53

the men's room, honestly. Because

40:55

the line is less long. It's what I

40:58

do too. Men's restroom never has

41:00

like a line. While

41:02

women's restroom, there's a long line or a lot

41:04

of women like congregate in front of

41:06

the mirrors. Oh, right. While

41:09

men are like squirt

41:11

the pee out and then get out.

41:13

Get in, get out, do the thing.

41:15

Yeah, sure. And

41:18

I pee a lot

41:20

like I just do. And so

41:22

like when I'm in drag, it's

41:24

just gotta like, bing, bang, bong,

41:27

sing, bang, song, you bang on. Ding,

41:29

bang, bong. Why

41:32

don't we take a quick

41:34

break and we

41:36

will return with some letters

41:38

from our listeners. We'll

41:42

be right back. We

41:45

are back. This

42:00

segment has pictures of dicks

42:03

and assholes and things

42:05

like that. So I just want to

42:07

forewarn you. If you want

42:09

us to skip those, we can. No,

42:12

I'm not so prude. Like, I'll

42:14

see some photos. Well, I'm just OK.

42:16

I just wanted to, you know, to

42:19

let you know ahead of time. But

42:22

this is the moment where Miss

42:25

Mandarin, Miss Absolute

42:27

Mandarin. This

42:32

is the moment where we

42:34

go spelunking, unking, unking, deep

42:36

inside the DMs. There's

42:39

a note. You know that. Have you been watching

42:41

Drag Race? I have. So

42:44

there was a roast episode. I

42:47

got a note from Edward in

42:49

my email that says, I appreciate

42:51

you saying you think you

42:53

think the writers of the roast joke should be

42:55

credited. I wish that happened, too. If

42:58

you could shout me out on the pod, I'd

43:00

be grateful. I also wrote some

43:02

jokes for you, for Haters Roasts, a

43:04

few years ago. It was a

43:06

real thrill and you've always been my favorite.

43:08

Any queens applying for Drag Race, email

43:11

me at Edward.M.Dyson

43:13

at Google Mail.

43:16

For original jokes, paying a comedy

43:19

writer is definitely better than bombing

43:21

or plagiarizing. A picture of a

43:23

dick below and it's a

43:25

picture of Latoya

43:28

Jackson. I believe, though,

43:30

Kim, that people

43:34

always credit like this is the person who did my hair,

43:37

this is the person who did my

43:39

dress, my shoes are by

43:41

this person, my prosthetics are by this

43:43

person. But people don't, maybe

43:46

I'm wrong, but it seems like people don't credit

43:48

their joke writers. I

43:50

mean... Would

43:55

you? I mean, you'd probably write your

43:57

own jokes. You have that skill. I

44:01

do, but also I have gotten help

44:03

with my jokes before. I

44:05

love having joke writers. The

44:10

thing is, it's also good to get things from another person's point

44:12

of view. And

44:15

sometimes they might not even write the joke, but then you ask

44:17

your comedian friends, and

44:20

you run some jokes by them, and then they can find

44:22

ways to make that joke way funnier. Not

44:25

that I'm telling Hillary's jokes left and right. You

44:30

kind of are. You're one of the best

44:32

at that kind of thing. Thank

44:35

you. I

44:40

guess it

44:42

depends on your agreement. Especially

44:45

with drag queens, not everyone credits everyone for everything

44:49

if it's a paid service. But you're paying someone for

44:51

the garment? Not

44:54

everybody credits everyone for the garments they

44:56

wear. I

44:59

just think it depends on their relationship between you

45:02

and the writer, I guess. Because

45:04

a lot of times queens don't post

45:07

their comedy sets and their social media

45:09

things. So

45:11

then what? Do you make a separate post of

45:13

a still photo of you telling the joke just

45:15

to credit the writer? That's

45:18

true. That is

45:20

hard because usually people do the crediting

45:22

on the runway look. Yeah.

45:28

Well, thank you. Thank you, Edward

45:30

Dyson, for letting us know. And

45:33

you did write some of the

45:35

jokes on this

45:37

roast, maybe? Or maybe just for

45:40

me at some point. But

45:42

anyway, thank you for writing

45:44

jokes. Humor is something we

45:47

desperately need in this world. Absolutely.

45:50

Our next message comes from Steven. This

45:53

letter is for Alaska to read.

45:55

RuPaul asks, who should go home

45:57

tonight and why? Alaska said

45:59

it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, RuPaul

46:01

doesn't care. I did

46:03

statistics that it turns out, at

46:05

least on the main series, he

46:07

does care. Here's a graph for

46:10

proof and a dick slash but,

46:12

thanks, Steven. Oh,

46:14

wow. Well, oh,

46:17

okay. There's a whole graph

46:20

that shows. I'm not gonna

46:22

read all that, but it's good for you for

46:24

having the time to figure this out. Okay,

46:27

so the results are, times RuPaul selected

46:30

at least one queen from the group

46:32

vote to be in the bottom, one

46:35

green. Well,

46:38

okay, to be in the bottom, yeah,

46:41

21 out of 24 times. So

46:45

yeah, of course, but that doesn't mean

46:47

she's gonna send them home. Typically, it

46:49

means she's gonna keep them around because

46:51

she just created, there's drama

46:53

with everyone. And this is one person.

46:57

So let's see the other percentage. Times

46:59

RuPaul selected both queens from the group

47:01

vote to be in the bottom two.

47:04

Oh, okay, that's 17 out of 24 times, which

47:07

is 71%, that's pretty high. Times

47:10

RuPaul ignored the group vote, three out of

47:12

24 times, 13%. Now,

47:16

I would like

47:18

some more statistics, Mr.

47:21

Steven. You know what, just

47:23

because you got a fat ass and a huge dick doesn't

47:26

mean that we don't want full

47:29

statistics because I

47:31

wanna know how many times that

47:33

person didn't actually

47:35

go home, not just being in

47:37

the bottom, because that's

47:39

a little loosey goosey for me. This research

47:42

is missing some data. It's not a complete

47:44

data. You're right, it's missing

47:46

some major data. But you know what? But

47:48

you know what? That's a drag

47:50

race fan. If there's one

47:52

elimination that you could go back and

47:55

change, that would change the entire trajectory

47:57

of the season, which would be yours.

47:59

Or? Well,

48:02

I feel a little weird

48:04

saying this because

48:08

Naomi Smalls was literally just here. We

48:12

just did Ray's chaser together. But

48:16

I would change that

48:18

vote where she sent Manila home.

48:20

Okay. Because I'm a Manila,

48:22

I mean, I'm a Manila purist.

48:25

I'm just like, when

48:27

I think of the word drag queen,

48:29

I mean, that's like literally the picture

48:31

that comes up in my dictionary. So

48:34

like, I would have loved to see

48:37

her advance further in that season. I

48:40

understand why Naomi did it and that was

48:42

the rules of the game, but I've always

48:44

been against the queen voting anyway. I've

48:47

always been like, that's, it's

48:49

too much pressure on the girls. With

48:51

the way like the show has grown and

48:53

the fandom has become like, the queens really

48:55

shouldn't be making the decisions at the end

48:58

of the day anymore. Yeah, totally. What

49:00

about you? Do you have one that you would have

49:02

changed? Derek Berry

49:04

All Stars. Oh,

49:07

okay. Cause she already

49:10

had like a singling of an India Farah. And

49:13

I think, I don't even

49:15

care how many more episodes, like she makes it further.

49:18

She could have made an entire season just like,

49:21

I mean, the season was already great, but it could

49:23

have been a really entertaining season. Yeah.

49:27

I agree. Any more, more

49:29

Derek Berry is always a good thing. Absolutely.

49:33

What do you think of these nude pictures? Um,

49:36

let's see. Good for you.

49:39

I like this olive green jock strap.

49:41

That's really nice. Oh yeah, very, it's

49:43

giving militant. Sure, very

49:45

militant. And I like his hair, like

49:47

his curly wild sort of. His little

49:50

Jesus curls. Jesus like, yes. Thank you

49:52

for doing the research on this, Steven.

49:54

We really appreciate you. I would like

49:57

to hear the rest of the data

49:59

because I think of

50:03

course she's gonna pull someone from that to

50:07

put in the bottom two, then they get a

50:09

redemption. So I'd like to see how often they

50:12

win the lip sync. This-

50:16

Come back to us when you get the data. Yes, yes,

50:18

see us in our office hours. From

50:22

Steph, hello Alaska, and Kim,

50:25

are you watching this season of Love

50:27

Island USA? Are you? I've

50:30

never seen Love Island. Me either. There's

50:32

a problem amongst the ladies that while

50:34

making out with their men, they smear

50:36

foundation all over their faces, making

50:38

them both appear cartoonish with a ring

50:40

of makeup around the man's mouth and

50:42

missing makeup around the woman's. Can you

50:44

recommend a setting spray that could withstand

50:46

both the humidity and Fiji and an

50:48

intense make out? Or is this something

50:50

heavy foundation wearers just have to deal

50:52

with? Also, have you ever had a

50:54

make out mishap? Y'all

50:58

are hotter than a fresh perm, love

51:00

Steph. Okay, so

51:02

as far as setting spray goes,

51:05

there's this amazing brand that

51:07

makes this here, setting spray called

51:09

Stage Proof Setting Spray from

51:12

Kim's Shake Beauty. Oh, there it is. Wink.

51:17

Good. And, you know what

51:20

I realized with a lot

51:22

of women? What?

51:25

That I talked to about makeup, a

51:28

lot of them don't set their foundation. And

51:31

a lot of them are also in shock. When

51:33

I mentioned you should be setting your foundation. With

51:38

powder, right? Yeah, powder. A

51:41

lot of the women that aren't in makeup spaces,

51:44

they just apply the foundation and they just go on

51:47

about their day. They don't actually set it, which is

51:49

crazy to me. That

51:51

could get really disastrous and

51:53

that would really transfer over.

51:56

Yeah. If

51:58

you ever need like... a good setting

52:01

powder. There's this amazing brand

52:03

that makes the

52:06

setting powder called Puff Puff Pass,

52:08

available on kimshikbeauty.com. Puff

52:11

Puff Pass. Puff Puff Pass.

52:13

And if you're on TV, like I can,

52:15

I mean, I

52:17

can understand like, if

52:20

you're on TV, you're gonna be wearing full

52:22

makeup. Like, of course,

52:24

but absolutely set it with a

52:26

powder and then with a setting

52:28

spray. Have

52:31

you ever like had foundation rub off on another

52:33

person? Cause that doesn't happen with me. Even when

52:35

I go like this and smear it, it doesn't

52:37

move. Cause we beat that shit

52:39

in. Yeah. And

52:41

it's like, yeah, like I

52:43

could go swimming and I'd pretty much be

52:46

fine. I'd have to replace my lashes, but

52:48

it would kind of stay where

52:50

it is. You are

52:52

running a special for pride month,

52:55

save 15% when you spend $50, save

52:58

20% when you spend $75, save

53:01

25% when you spend a hundred dollars.

53:03

Is that true? Yes.

53:06

Is that coupon accurate? Yes. Also

53:12

another thing, I mean, just,

53:15

I find that maybe you

53:18

would have half of that

53:20

problem if your foundation matched

53:22

your regular skin

53:24

tone, because then when

53:26

it rubs off, at least you wouldn't

53:28

be so much running into the like

53:31

sort of completely other color ring from

53:33

it missing. And

53:35

wouldn't look like there's like a whole

53:37

different like skin hiding underneath that mask.

53:42

Kate Winslet was just talking about this. There's

53:45

a TikTok of her like talking

53:47

about the scene of her and

53:49

Leonardo DiCaprio on the bow of

53:51

the ship. And she was

53:53

like, we were way up high so the makeup people

53:55

couldn't come and touch us up. So

53:57

in her bosom of her bodice, had

54:00

his makeup product in one

54:02

and hers in the other, because every

54:04

time they would kiss, this exact thing

54:06

would happen. Her

54:08

makeup would get all over him, his makeup would

54:10

get all over her. She's

54:13

in like super pale kataka

54:15

makeup, so she would have to

54:17

do the retouching in between the takes. Oh

54:20

my God. I love that. Full package.

54:22

Yeah. Makeup artist and an actress. Girl

54:24

and an icon. This

54:26

message comes from Trenty. Dearest

54:29

AK and KM and all gay people

54:32

across the world listening to this. In

54:34

a recent Ish episode of Hot Goss,

54:37

Alaska debuted her new track, Sweatpants. Love

54:39

the track, love the meaning of the

54:41

song even more. However, I thought fans

54:43

should know that you have in fact

54:45

been to me. Attached

54:48

are pics of baby me and

54:50

baby Ish Alaska in Anchorage Pride

54:52

in Anchorage. Alaska in 2014. I

54:56

saw her perform nails and other hits at

54:58

Mad Murnas. I tipped and

55:01

caught her day walking amongst the

55:03

commoners. I was so nervous to ask

55:05

for this pic, but I'm glad I did. But

55:07

with 10 years between then and now, I

55:10

have to ask you, do you remember performing

55:12

in Alaska? Or was your experience performing at

55:14

Murnas with our local girls? Would you ever

55:16

come back? Attached are other

55:19

updated pics for priority boarding. Mama,

55:21

I'm a big girl now. Love

55:23

Trenty. Oh, that's

55:25

so long ago. That's when

55:27

I was bald, because you know, I mean

55:29

drag queens have to be bald.

55:32

Is this a thing? Do I have to shave my

55:34

head? Oh, I mean,

55:37

I shaved my head because I didn't have

55:39

a choice with my receding hairline. Really?

55:43

Yeah. Girl, just

55:45

get that shit transported. I am,

55:47

I'm going to, I've been researching.

55:50

And it's easy to do once you have a shaved

55:52

head already, because it's just like, it all starts at

55:55

the same time. But I can't decide if I want

55:57

to go to Korea to get

55:59

it done or Turkey. to get it done. Okay.

56:02

But anyways. There's also a place in Beverly

56:04

Hills. Oh, is it good?

56:07

Yeah. Yeah. Quite

56:10

good. Really, we gotta talk. Yes.

56:15

Jesus, wait, what a difference. Wait, look,

56:17

look, it is early. I mean, I

56:20

look very different too. I was probably

56:22

30 pounds lighter,

56:24

maybe 40, with

56:28

a shaved head, no eyebrows. It's

56:33

giving like non-binary barista.

56:35

Sure, very that. And

56:38

you were there in a striped shirt,

56:42

and now I mean you are

56:44

beefy and in a pink chalk

56:46

strap. Alaska

56:50

was wonderful. I loved getting

56:53

to go there. Have you ever been to Alaska? I

56:55

have not. I've only been

56:57

once, and I'm literally fucking named Alaska.

56:59

So like I am due to go

57:01

back. I will be going

57:04

back. It's a magical

57:06

place. Did Tenderoni go to

57:08

Alaska before you? I

57:11

don't know. When? Because

57:14

I know she went to Alaska like a few years ago

57:16

for a gig, and I thought it was like, and

57:20

I was like very happy for her. And

57:22

I was like shocked that there was like a huge audience of

57:24

people that want to see a drag king in Alaska. Yeah,

57:29

Alaska's wonderful. It was so fucking fun.

57:31

Because in my head, Alaska is like white

57:34

people fishing salmon. I

57:37

don't know how accurate that is. There's

57:40

a lot of that. I think there's

57:43

a little bit of meth as well. Okay.

57:48

And what I loved about it

57:50

was that we were there in the summer, and

57:53

it was like 11 p.m., and it

57:55

wasn't like broad daylight, but

57:58

it was still like light outside.