0:01

The thing that we've been chomping at the bit to discuss.

0:04

Yes, the sleeper

0:06

reality TV show.

0:09

People need to twenty four yep.

0:11

Is Love Undercover.

0:14

Yeah, great show.

0:15

Now you discovered it first, Yes.

0:18

Because I thought you would not be into it because

0:20

it's sort of like a Love Island

0:22

type show. Yeah, it's like one of those

0:24

like oh okay, clicking on

0:27

well, because I just saw these guys and the

0:29

soccer uniforms, I was like, what could this be? So I

0:31

clicked on it. You were in the

0:33

city. I was in Connecticut, and I was like,

0:35

let me just see.

0:35

What it's about, like elevator music, like you were gonna

0:37

put it on the back and put it on.

0:39

I was folding the laundry and I was like,

0:41

oh, let me fold this and get in bed and get into

0:43

it.

0:44

Love Undercover, which is on Peacock, which

0:46

again we're declaring it people magazines

0:49

should pick this up.

0:49

Yeah. Started in May.

0:52

Love Undercover perp Ports

0:54

Reality podcast is the sleeper

0:56

reality show of twenty

0:59

twenty four. Welcome,

1:09

Hello, Welcome back to

1:12

another episode of Rapaport's

1:14

reality.

1:15

My name is Michael Rappaport.

1:17

And I'm Keeby Rappaport and This

1:19

is.

1:19

The Rapaport's reality podcast,

1:22

the reality TV

1:26

popular culture podcast

1:28

that the world didn't just ask

1:30

for, No, the

1:32

world screamed for it, and we

1:35

are here giving it to you, rough,

1:37

rugged and raw again.

1:39

My name is Michael Rappaport.

1:40

I'm Keeby Rappaport.

1:42

We are the Rapaports where we break

1:44

down all things reality TV,

1:46

all things popular culture, and

1:49

a few things, but very

1:51

important things, A few very important

1:54

things curated, a

1:56

few very important curator things.

1:58

About the reality of the Rappaport.

2:00

It's our life, which can be there's

2:02

highs and lows every relationship,

2:05

even the Rapoports. Yeah, I

2:07

know you probably you

2:10

probably listen. You probably see me Michael

2:12

Rapport and you go, that guy's probably

2:15

so easy to be around and so

2:17

importantly so easy to be married

2:20

to. And my

2:22

wife Kibi is here to validate

2:24

just how easy it is, any

2:26

smooth it is to

2:28

be loved by you.

2:30

Anyway, we are here. The summer

2:33

is here time.

2:34

Oh my gosh, it's so hot. It's

2:36

not my favorite time of the year.

2:39

Do you hate the heat

2:41

more or the cold more?

2:43

I can't stand it, you know, I become a different

2:45

person in the summer.

2:47

I have to say that the

2:50

way twenty twenty four global

2:52

warming is so heat

2:55

or cold. That's a weird question because

2:57

it's like, would you like extreme heat extreme cold?

2:59

I would like neither, But twenty

3:03

twenty four global warming. Living

3:06

primarily in

3:08

New York and on the East Coast,

3:10

I would have to say the winters are

3:12

easier than the summers.

3:14

Yeah, I'm really satisfied

3:17

when it's sixty five degrees. But

3:20

the winter is not that bad anymore.

3:22

I mean, no, we we haven't had did it snow?

3:24

We haven't had a winter in

3:27

the last four years. Really, that's

3:29

like, oh boy, you know we

3:32

when we we did the apartment, those I told

3:34

you to get rid of those snow boots that have been sitting

3:36

in that closet.

3:37

And I was like, yeah, why do I have these? I don't know, these

3:39

winter storm boots.

3:40

And then you said I'll bring them to Connecticut and I said, I

3:42

was like why.

3:43

Yeah, because global warming is

3:46

impacted the winter, and

3:48

I guess impacted the summer.

3:50

No, the summer is the same.

3:51

I feel like summers are you know on

3:53

global warming? I listen, I don't

3:56

like summer. I prefer to be a

3:58

little cold, you know, because I like drs sing

4:00

for fall winter.

4:03

I don't mind it. I don't like my

4:05

thighs rubbing together. I'm

4:07

not a fan of that postmenopausal

4:11

being hot. You know, I was thinking about when we

4:13

were driving into the city. I was thinking about the first

4:15

time when we were younger, you brought me to New York and

4:17

we got in a fight because it was hot and

4:19

I wasn't used to the human I'm California girl, and

4:22

I'm not used to humidity.

4:23

I remember that that first fight there, and

4:26

because we were somewhere in the Times Square

4:28

MIDI my gosh area, like

4:30

fifties forty eight, probably like

4:33

you remember six seventh, you

4:35

kept complaining about the smell.

4:36

I think I had my period and I was hot,

4:39

and this smell, yes,

4:42

nineteen ninety two, ninety one, oh

4:44

man was I. I just get angry. And

4:47

I'm not looking forward to going to Israel for that very reason,

4:49

because they everybody said, don't come to Israel

4:52

in June July, just don't do it. And here

4:54

we are, You're going. Let's got it anyway.

4:56

So I have heat anxiety.

5:00

I have had it since I was a kid. I

5:03

don't know what it is. You'd think I know.

5:05

I always say I'm a Scorpio. You know, Scorpio

5:07

their heat insect. I know you hate

5:09

when I talk about it.

5:11

Because I don't know you

5:13

actually think that being a Scorpio mean

5:15

something. You think that it accentuates

5:18

your problem with heat.

5:20

I don't know any astrologer.

5:22

Isn't it James Kennedy's

5:24

girlfriend's name, she's

5:27

an.

5:27

Astrologist, sweetheart?

5:29

Yes, what's her name?

5:31

The beautiful Katie

5:33

Kimberlys Alex Deborah

5:36

can't fact.

5:36

I'm not in van rules.

5:38

I'm not. I'm not in it. She's so hot

5:39

and I love her so much.

5:42

You're it paid the air conditioners.

5:44

I'm pointing right at me.

5:46

You're not that hot right now. You're your heat.

5:48

You have heat anxiety.

5:49

You're like scared of I really have

5:52

anxiety over the heat, babe. I'm really telling

5:54

you.

5:56

We're going to Israel.

5:57

Look, every day I'm checking the weather.

5:59

Okay, listen, We're gonna be fine.

6:02

There's pools, there's ice baths,

6:04

there's ice tea.

6:05

Who told you there's ice bath.

6:07

We'll jump in the tub, we'll make we'll

6:09

make our own ice bath. Who's

6:11

the It's fine, It's gonna

6:13

be fine, but I just.

6:14

Don't want to get in fights with you over like if I have

6:16

a like bitch face and you're like, what's wrong,

6:18

babe? And we're walking and my thighs are rubbing

6:20

together and I have swamp ass and like

6:22

under my tits like you know with

6:25

swamps, like yeah, like,

6:27

and it's like I can't drink enough water to get

6:30

comfortable. And you're looking at me like isn't this great

6:32

you did?

6:33

And I'm like, I don't like the heat either. I'm

6:35

gonna be honest. The

6:38

sun, the sun affects

6:41

me, the actual sun hits

6:44

me.

6:45

I don't wear shorts, I'm not like a shore and

6:47

tank tops. My arms, like I don't have Michelle

6:49

Obama arms, you know, like I just I'm

6:51

not that's not my season two

6:54

you know.

6:55

No, No, you

6:57

have great arms. You have great arms.

6:59

But I understand it. And to be totally honest,

7:02

you can have no clothes on. You could

7:04

be in a bikini. It doesn't matter when it's super

7:06

hot.

7:06

It's super hot, babe,

7:08

you come home and you're like shit,

7:11

you get mad about the heat too. I know it's

7:13

different when this is your You plan this

7:15

thing, and I'm going and

7:17

it's your thing. And I if I have like

7:20

a little bit of an attitude, which I'm gonna I'm trying

7:22

to get it all out now, the anxiety out now.

7:24

You know on my podcast you're trying

7:26

to get your Israel anxiety

7:29

also New York key olo.

7:31

Now like right now I have to walk to therapy, and

7:33

I'm like I'm mad about that, Like I'm like trying

7:35

to breathe. I walked, I parked the car, and

7:37

I came back and I was like, oh girl, you got it.

7:39

I can't wear shorts like I

7:42

want.

7:42

To wear basketballs.

7:44

Used to say that to me in the nineties, used to

7:46

literally say that, why don't you wear basketball

7:48

shorts? You know how crazy was.

7:49

Because that's like, you know, like when you're younger. It was like

7:51

Mary J.

7:52

Blige, you know TLC, Like you know, we're

7:54

like, you know, uh, now you

7:56

can't do that because.

7:57

You I mean, I like that was that was

7:59

the style.

7:59

Though girls would kind of be like cute and they're

8:01

like, you know, they're oversized shorts

8:04

TLC, Mary J Blog, s

8:06

w V. They they would rock that sometimes.

8:08

Not to say that should do it all the time,

8:10

but you know, like.

8:11

That we still are wondering, like, girl, what do you do

8:13

when it's hot? Like do you just stay in the house.

8:15

Yeah, I try to. I try to.

8:17

I go out, like when the sun goes down or before,

8:19

like I'll get up early before it gets

8:21

hot, take my walk, whatever, and I try to schedule

8:24

my day around.

8:25

It's brutal.

8:27

And I actually when I do take my walk, I wear

8:29

long sleep I cover everything up. I do not

8:31

like so the sweat drips. We had

8:33

to drive back to the house to get my UV

8:36

long sleeve.

8:37

I got all kinds of UV sh for the whole

8:39

sung.

8:40

I really don't.

8:40

I don't.

8:41

I don't like sun. I don't like

8:43

the sun, and I don't like Okay.

8:45

Enough of that, enough of the negativity.

8:48

We had a really.

8:49

First the first the first eight

8:52

minutes of today's podcast.

8:53

We're about swamp ass and tits

8:56

sweat. And let me tell you something. You

8:58

could listen to a lot of podcasts.

9:00

You can listen to a lot of radio shows, you can

9:02

watch a lot of things on YouTube. But I

9:04

guarantee you you're not going to get an expose

9:07

about swampash slash

9:09

tit sweat like you just got at

9:11

the first eight minutes of

9:14

this rap reports reality podcast.

9:16

Go anywhere in the world, listen to whatever

9:18

you want. Yeah, we just broke.

9:20

I have to keep it real with you about that,

9:22

because I'm glad I got that out of my chest. We had

9:24

a very very good weekend you

9:26

made.

9:27

I got to just compliment you publicly.

9:28

Yeah, although there

9:31

was fights about it, and I think you videotaped.

9:34

I think it was captured on video. You

9:37

made one hell of a shark shootery.

9:39

Wasn't that impressive?

9:40

That was an amazing shark showery

9:42

place you made.

9:43

I threw it together very fast.

9:44

That shark shooter You had pershooto.

9:47

Yeah, you had some Salama.

9:48

And we never eat that stuff, but I would

9:50

listen. Our friends came over, our best

9:53

friends of Shapiro's, who I love. I was so happy

9:55

they came, Babe. I'm still even though I'm

9:57

complaining about being hot, I'm so still filled

9:59

with love that they came. But yeah, I mean you they

10:01

were hungry and so yes, I grabbed

10:03

everything that I had in the refrigerator and I threw

10:06

it together. That wasn't my best.

10:08

That was a gorgeous If

10:11

I.

10:11

Just threw prosuto on the floor,

10:13

you would call it a shark quterie.

10:16

I can't even say damn straight.

10:17

If you threw some prohoodo and some olives

10:19

on the floor, I would say, that's a nice

10:21

chartrewder replate, and before you

10:24

blinked, it'd be gone.

10:26

Listen.

10:27

I'm of the age, I'm of the health that

10:30

I should not be eating proshuto

10:33

if a Chartrewery place should just be a vegetable

10:35

shirts.

10:36

I know for you, but I had it

10:38

was great cheese.

10:39

I don't know what kind of cheese it was with.

10:41

Truffle truffle, so they

10:43

say, no, it was. I had two different kinds

10:45

of truffle goat cheese. And I think there was

10:47

like olives I don't pickled

10:50

grapes and some little

10:52

There was a nice there was a nice sala. It was

10:55

just enough because they were coming and they were hungry.

10:57

Alan was hung It was great.

10:58

It was a beautiful tary plate.

11:01

I was so.

11:03

I got it down. I don't how to spell it,

11:04

but I want to tell you.

11:07

I want to compliment you.

11:08

Publish it. Let me tell you something. We

11:10

talk a lot.

11:11

About a reality TV talk

11:13

a lot about a lot of different things.

11:15

Uh, the one thing we don't give enough.

11:17

Public credit to is Cafe Kibi.

11:20

This woman, let me tell you something,

11:23

she could cook her ass off. It's

11:25

not a vast array of things, but the thing.

11:27

No, Oh, you gave me a compliment like

11:29

you're like, no, I'm not a Michelin, but you

11:32

get it.

11:32

Whatever you cook, you cook.

11:34

I'm one of those people that can get in there and be

11:36

creative. I'm a creative person, so I'm not

11:38

afraid to like, just try.

11:40

You have a feel for a cooking, Yes, I have a feel.

11:42

In all the years we've been together, I think there was two

11:45

meals where you said it

11:47

and I said, no, No,

11:50

you tried to you try to do it like a vegan.

11:53

You tried you did a vegan flop.

11:56

We had our friends, you try to.

11:57

Do a vegan gosh, and we had we

11:59

had some. We had some a list, wasn't Juliet

12:01

Lewis there?

12:02

Yes?

12:03

And we had.

12:05

Had some real vegans, I said, some professional

12:07

vegans. I was trying to impress them, and you

12:09

made a.

12:10

Pile was horrible. I don't know if you made what was

12:12

it chili?

12:13

Oh? No, it was the chili lasagna that

12:15

was like a brick. It was like it was

12:18

disgusting.

12:18

Because isn't Juliet She's a vegan, no.

12:20

Her and the dating at the time,

12:23

they were very healthy and I was trying

12:25

to make this meal.

12:26

It was it was a big pile of vegetarian

12:29

man and then there was.

12:30

A left early.

12:31

It was horrible, right because we

12:34

kept saying they were like, this is good, and.

12:35

I know they were like their

12:37

teeth.

12:38

I would have rather had steak.

12:39

And these are people that, like Toby's never had a steak

12:41

and I would rather had fucking

12:44

piece of steak.

12:44

That this is more damaging.

12:47

I think we had a diabetic there. It was horrible.

12:49

It was, it was horrible.

12:51

It was horrible where we tried our best, but

12:53

in general your

12:55

food not in general you have like a

12:57

ninety nine point nine percent

13:00

a rate of good food.

13:02

You are listening to Rapaport's Reality,

13:04

We'll be right back.

13:17

The thing that we've been chomping at the bit to discuss.

13:20

Yes, the sleeper

13:22

reality TV show

13:25

people need to twenty four is

13:28

Love Undercoff.

13:30

Yeah, great show.

13:31

Now you discovered it first.

13:33

Yes, because I thought you would not be into

13:35

it because it's sort of like a Love

13:38

Island type show. Yeah, it's like

13:40

one of those like, oh, okay, well,

13:43

because I just saw these guys and the soccer

13:45

uniforms, I was like, what could this be? So I clicked on

13:47

it. You were in the city. I was

13:50

in Connecticut, and I was like, let me just see what it's.

13:52

About, like elevator music, like you were gonna put it on

13:54

the back and put it on.

13:55

I was folding the laundry and I was like,

13:57

oh, let me fold this and get in bed and get into

13:59

it. And then I felt bad because I was like, you're

14:01

gonna like it because it makes sports and

14:04

like the reality thing.

14:05

Let me explain what the show is.

14:07

Say what it is.

14:08

Love Undercover, which is on Peacock, which

14:10

again we're declaring it. People magazines

14:13

should pick this up.

14:14

Yeah, started in May.

14:16

Love Undercover per Rapports

14:18

Reality podcast is the sleeper

14:20

reality show of twenty

14:23

twenty four.

14:23

Absolutely.

14:24

You get these famous

14:27

soccer players from Europe. You

14:29

got an Olympic winner, you got a

14:32

World Cup winner. They're all at different

14:34

levels of fame. One of them is a broadcaster

14:37

and he used to be a great player. There's

14:40

current players. They're all charismatic.

14:43

Some of them look like supermodels totally.

14:45

One of them's Mechs from Mexico

14:48

City, Yeah, another one from London,

14:50

two.

14:51

From London, there's one from the Netherlands

14:53

and five of them.

14:54

You get him in a loft in downtown

14:56

LA sounds like a cliche. I know you're

14:58

going, why would you watch this shit? Same

15:00

thing I said when Babe told me about

15:03

it. You get them in there. They

15:05

come up with fake personas. They're not even

15:07

good liars. It's not like they have deep, deep

15:10

fake personas. It's like, you're a construction

15:12

worker. The other guy who one

15:14

of the guys who's Mexican, who's so rich he

15:16

owns restaurants. Yeah, he goes, he

15:19

says, I'm a manager of restaurants. They don't

15:21

have these elaborate sort of backgrounds

15:24

that they've made up.

15:25

No, they're given a dossier of like what they're

15:27

supposed to be.

15:28

They're lying.

15:29

It's like like Undercover Boss, Undercover

15:31

Boss, iBOT Joe Millionaire,

15:34

or Meet Joe Millionaire, or that one

15:36

reality show was called I Want to Marry Harry,

15:38

where you.

15:39

Know Harry's a millionaire.

15:40

Yeah, but it's not even it's not like they

15:42

have these extravagant things. But that's not even

15:44

It no again, it's

15:47

casting, casting, casting.

15:49

Every reality show is about the casting and

15:52

the editing. Yes, so you get

15:54

these these I think it's six guys or

15:57

European soccer players, Mexican soccer

15:59

players. They get in this loft

16:01

in downtown LA and

16:03

these women come in and it's your

16:05

basic can You Find Love?

16:07

Show?

16:07

The women don't know who these guys are.

16:10

The women are. You know, they're cute, They're not

16:12

like the top of the line reality show people.

16:14

No disrespect because I don't think anybody

16:16

thought this was going to be that good of a show.

16:19

And fun love

16:22

romantic.

16:23

It's a romantic, fun loving show.

16:24

I think romantic, fun loving show. But

16:27

the execution of it and the casting

16:29

from the guys, who are

16:31

very comfortable being in front of the camera, that's one

16:34

of the benefits. You're right, because they're

16:36

used to having microphones and cameras in front.

16:37

Of their tot Because

16:39

these guys where in their home places,

16:42

are super duper famous. I mean they're paparazzi

16:45

famous, most of them.

16:46

Yeah.

16:46

And and also one of the

16:48

things is because they're so successful

16:51

and because they're all top athletes,

16:54

there is a confidence about them.

16:55

Oh they got big dick energy all all

16:57

of them.

16:58

They're very comfortable with themselves.

16:59

They're not meandering, Nope, They're

17:02

comfortable and confident with themselves.

17:04

They're also comfortable being in front of a camera.

17:06

Yep.

17:08

And because they're a list

17:10

athletes, there's a certain amount of you're

17:13

a certain alpha male.

17:15

Yeah, they all are, yeah.

17:16

Because they have that uh huh.

17:18

And the girls are cool and they're

17:20

sweet and they're trying to find love. They don't know what

17:22

the fuck they're doing there. It's clear

17:24

they don't know what the fuck they're doing there. And

17:27

the one rule is that after the girls

17:29

get kicked off the show, the

17:32

guy who they're sort of dating

17:35

has to tell them who they really are. Yeah,

17:38

but that isn't even the best

17:40

thing about the show.

17:41

And we're four episodes. We spent four

17:43

You watched three.

17:44

Episodes, Yeah, and then I watched it again

17:46

because that's how much I liked it. And I wanted

17:48

to watch double back and watch it with do you because

17:51

I really yeah, I love it, And you.

17:52

Said, let's turn it on. We turned on.

17:54

We watched four hours straight of the ship and we had

17:56

to go, let's stop.

17:58

Yeah, but I want I could have finished the whole to

18:00

watch Me Too, Me Too. You know what I love

18:03

about the show, And you say it's like a

18:05

typical format. I think the format's different

18:07

because it rolls so well. What

18:09

I was going to point out to you, babe, is that the format's

18:11

a little different because they do break the fourth

18:14

wall in the reality in that the soccer

18:16

players in the beginning, they're

18:18

put in the room and they watch the girls pick

18:20

them off of the big pictures of that one,

18:22

and they talk to the producers and the cameras

18:25

directly, so they they break that. And

18:27

also there's a narrator and it's

18:29

a comedian I forget his name, last

18:31

named Freed, Jason, Matt Freed somebody.

18:33

And he's funny, so he lets the audience

18:35

know how much time they have. There's

18:38

no host.

18:39

There's no host there or

18:41

Chris Harrison or Alrea Maddick.

18:43

No, no, no, but he's talking over it, so

18:45

it gives it a little humor. It's a great

18:48

show. It's not it's

18:51

really well executed. I love

18:53

it.

18:54

It's great.

18:54

People Magazine, US Weekly, Rap

18:57

Ports, Reality Players Love Undercover

19:00

Great the sleeper reality hit

19:02

of twenty twenty.

19:03

Four, especially in the summer. Guys Get into

19:05

it.

19:05

It's listen, Vanderrules

19:07

is gone. Well I'm not. Am I gonna sit here and tell

19:09

you it's Vander Pump Rules now.

19:11

No, no, but it's I

19:13

will say, and you tell me if you think so to

19:16

me, what do you think?

19:19

I, personally, babe, think that Loving

19:22

to Cover is better.

19:24

Than what is it? Love Island?

19:25

Yeah? Totally better,

19:28

way better. Yeah, because you have this thing

19:30

that these people are and because at one point they

19:32

all are living together a lah Love

19:34

Island. But these women are

19:37

forming real connections, but

19:39

they're like, I don't want to be with you because

19:41

you are just a restaurant manager.

19:43

And then you find out and then your su

19:46

Yo bitch, you found out that he's

19:48

worth fifty mili and you just broke up

19:50

with.

19:51

These guys are worth like millions.

19:53

Some of them are very very, very very wealthy. So

19:55

how you feel now?

19:56

How you feel now?

19:57

How you feel now?

19:58

Yeah?

19:59

Yeah, So it's great you have that element and

20:01

you know that as an audience member, and that she doesn't

20:03

know that. That's wild to me that you're going

20:05

to choose someone based on what they do. It's crazy.

20:07

So I really love the show. I think it's great.

20:09

US Weekly People Magazine

20:11

take our quote.

20:12

Yeah, so I think it's a great show to watch

20:14

and we highly recommend it.

20:16

What else the baby, I know you don't want to.

20:17

Talk about it, and I really don't want to talk about it. I think

20:20

we said we weren't going to talk about it. About what Benifer

20:24

I know, I know, but it's

20:27

just that he was he want us to talk about I

20:29

think so because he was caught not wearing

20:31

his ring and so like, listen,

20:34

yo, my man, if you're.

20:36

Out a watching ben Yeah, so

20:38

you know the game.

20:39

Why am I telling you you're

20:41

one of the pioneers of the game.

20:43

That's right. Put it on. And

20:45

she's on vacation by herself.

20:47

Well, she's on vacation or working. We don't know what

20:49

she's on.

20:50

I think she's on vacation.

20:51

Okay, she's on vacation. There's always work. She's

20:53

not just going to Italy just a

20:55

vacation.

20:57

Maybe maybe she's like,

20:59

I'm sick of this, I'm gonna do it

21:01

to you now, I'm going she

21:03

always goes to Italy.

21:04

By the way, the fact that we're

21:07

talking about this again, I have resentment

21:10

that we're talking about it, But I also resent that

21:12

Ben Affleck unless you're declaring.

21:15

You know, motherfucker. You

21:18

know Ben.

21:19

At this point, just us

21:21

at drap A Ports Reality Keepy Rappaport

21:24

and me and Michael Rapport, we know that if

21:26

you don't have that ring on, that

21:29

something is really really bad.

21:31

You know, the paparazzi is on. This

21:33

dude has been followed by the paparazzi for damn

21:36

near thirty years.

21:37

Thirty years. Yeah, he's been.

21:38

In high end relationships with

21:41

all sorts of chicks, Mary,

21:44

not married, divorce.

21:46

And you take that ring off.

21:47

You're sending us a signal. That's a smoke signal.

21:50

That's a smoke sigo that we don't want to

21:52

see.

21:52

Yeah, and you know what he did? How long ago

21:54

do you think he did that a Kevin Hart

21:57

Show.

21:58

I feel like it was resent

22:02

lead, but not that recent.

22:03

I think they said my.

22:04

Wife in it, and the press picked that up

22:07

and they were saying.

22:08

Yeah, tape because he not I

22:10

think, be the way Kevin Hart Show, because he was

22:12

the reason why we're bringing up Kevin Hart Show.

22:14

It's also on Peacock Good Interview show.

22:16

He gets great guests and they talk and

22:19

they drink wine and it's Kevin Hart and

22:21

a big celebrity, and they tend to be open,

22:25

but it's curated because it's also like,

22:27

I'm not going to throw you under the bus because I'm going through the

22:30

same type of shit. But the interviews are good

22:32

because it is, you know, a

22:34

list to a list. I think

22:37

they I would guess that that show was

22:39

taped either in the beginning of the year

22:41

or even at the end of last year.

22:43

Okay, all right, so it was a while ago because it because

22:45

the press picked up that he said, you know, my

22:47

wife, and you know, it gets

22:50

put out there and every rag picks

22:52

it up and says, oh, Ben Affleck said my wife,

22:54

and then cut too he's not wearing his ring. And

22:56

then she's out there and I'm wondering

22:58

if they have any kind of control of that, because

23:01

you know, some people say they're doing it on purpose

23:03

because doing what they.

23:04

Don't need it. Why would they do this? Why

23:06

would you want this?

23:08

No, I don't know, I don't

23:10

know.

23:10

And then for some reason, she was flying

23:12

coach to Italy, flying

23:14

flying private.

23:15

I mean, I'm flying on a regular flight to Italy. She

23:18

wasn't flying coach. I don't

23:20

know. I don't know. She wasn't flying coach.

23:22

Maybe it was first class, but I

23:25

was flying commercial. I don't know,

23:28

I don't know. We didn't want to discuss this. This wasn't

23:30

on the dossier.

23:32

Is the dossier, It wasn't in our

23:34

notes. Wait, but babe, I want it

23:36

to be over. I'm sure they do too.

23:39

I mean, maybe not their relationship.

23:41

It's looking like it's ending.

23:42

But sometimes you don't wear your ring.

23:44

Yeah, but I'm not getting followed by the paparazzi.

23:47

Why don't you wear your ring?

23:48

Because I don't like this.

23:49

The reason why I don't wear my rings sometimes

23:52

is because when I wash my hands,

23:55

the soap gets in the ring. The soap

23:57

gets in the ring. I gotta take the fucking ring off the

23:59

pop. That's why I don't wear it.

24:00

I know you don't ring it.

24:05

When I do stand up, I do wear it. When

24:07

I'm in public public, I wear my ring.

24:10

But then sometimes when i'm doing hear that so

24:12

when I'm grabbing the mic, so

24:15

so I sometimes when.

24:16

I'm podcasting, I don't wear the ring because.

24:19

Okay, I get it. I get it.

24:20

Okay, I think that's a shitty excuse. I'm

24:22

just telling you. Speaking of rings.

24:24

You got yourself a nice this week

24:26

and it's so pretty. You got yourself a nice

24:28

ring. You got yourself a nice ring.

24:31

Anyway, Ben Affleck sent us the smoke

24:33

signal and we saw it, so we had to we have

24:35

to talk about it. We had to acknowledge

24:38

it. The

24:51

other thing we have to acknowledge is one

24:53

of the more disturbing

24:57

but entertaining, but very

24:59

disturbing in all

25:01

of Bravo history took place on

25:04

the most recent episode of the Real

25:06

Housewives New Jersey of

25:08

New Jersey, and we

25:11

have talked about

25:13

it. It's no secret that

25:15

the Real Housewives of New Jersey there

25:18

is no reunion being shot. There

25:20

was no reunion shot, and they all said,

25:23

when you watch the finale.

25:24

We're getting closer.

25:25

Just seeing why that is because.

25:27

This past weekend, Danielle Cabral,

25:30

Cabrel Cabrel, Danielle

25:32

is it Danielle, Danielle with the blonde

25:34

hair, I believe you're from Staten Island got

25:38

into it. Jen Ayden, who

25:40

is a very very provocative, very

25:43

very very antagonistic YEP

25:46

person when she wants to be.

25:48

I don't condone violence.

25:50

I certainly don't condone violence on on

25:52

my Housewives show.

25:54

I didn't like seeing it.

25:55

I did not like this at all.

25:57

They got into it, Miles Jordan,

26:00

play the SoundBite.

26:03

My people are my people.

26:05

I can rive with my people.

26:06

Do not say that.

26:06

Okay, I have said that.

26:08

You do not want me about myself.

26:09

I said, I want you to know when you're getting yourself into.

26:11

You photos, right, just

26:13

want you to know that's a behavioral trade.

26:15

I would never do to my hair. Girl.

26:17

You're doing it to me right now because

26:19

you're

26:22

dirty.

26:23

You're dirty. Everybody

26:26

was right about you. You're a piece of I

26:28

see you. I want you to know content.

26:30

I see you. You're wanted bad.

26:38

Oh my god, come on,

26:42

come on, taste

26:44

good baby, doll. I

26:49

see your true colors. I just get out at

26:51

you.

26:54

Let's wait, hold on, let me just walk around.

26:56

Jan I don't give it.

26:58

Your wife's a bitch.

27:01

Bitch, just so you know when you go to bed

27:03

at night, you're sleeping devil.

27:06

Anyway, that's this

27:08

is terrible. I got smacked her in the face

27:11

with luckily a plastic.

27:12

Choice, only because Jen pushed

27:14

her.

27:15

She pushed her, She pushed her,

27:17

and she was terrible, and I'm

27:20

glad it wasn't a glass drink because

27:22

that doesn't matter.

27:23

It doesn't matter.

27:24

It's not good, it's terrible. It was horrendous

27:27

to see they're bringing this show down.

27:30

I tell you that the show is going

27:32

to get put on pause. It's done. It's

27:34

low. It makes me sick.

27:37

She said, no.

27:38

The things that she said Jen said to her are

27:40

it's so unfair. The whole thing

27:42

with the step and repeat was ridiculous.

27:45

First of all, you got to pay to play. Everybody knows

27:47

that. Why is her husband's

27:50

practice going to be up there when you didn't even donate.

27:53

Why She's like we showed up. She's

27:55

you're not beyond its

27:58

like we showed up. She's breaking

28:00

that fourth wall again. Basically, she's saying,

28:02

we're stars of a TV show. She's making

28:04

her feel small because she's new on the show.

28:07

But you're stars of a TV show, but you're not the great

28:09

Teresa.

28:09

You asked exactly.

28:12

The whole thing was, you're not leak.

28:14

Yeah, she's feeling herself.

28:16

She's you're neating on real house moment,

28:19

babe.

28:19

It's like she thought of something to

28:21

say to embarrass her about the hair

28:24

extensions. You know, when she was

28:26

like making the hair extensions about not

28:28

getting paid. I think it's a total lie. I

28:30

think she was basically saying, you're gonna.

28:32

Be you're dirty, Yeah,

28:34

you're dirty.

28:35

And then after the face slap, that

28:38

reminded me of a scene in Raging Bull, which

28:41

I don't want to go down that rabbit hole, but there's a scene where

28:43

Joe slapped Frank Vincent in

28:45

the face with a drink, and that's what

28:47

I first thought of.

28:49

Was that, but.

28:51

Even worse or

28:53

just as bad, well, the violence

28:55

you can't really see, just as bad. After

28:58

Danielle and her husband were leaving, she

29:01

said to doctor Bill Aiden who's sitting

29:03

there likes He's like, why did I get myself?

29:07

This has been nothing but bad for me.

29:10

I like, it can't be good for his action.

29:12

She cursed him out and said, your

29:14

wife's a B word. Doctor

29:17

Bill's like, I'm in here sleeping with joint,

29:20

having a shot of Scotch.

29:22

I don't want any problems. His face doesn't

29:24

move.

29:24

You can't read doctor Bill because his face is hopped

29:27

up on all his best or worst

29:29

stuff.

29:30

And it was just bad.

29:31

It was so bad. I don't

29:34

like to see it. I don't seem Danielle

29:36

on this one. I'm sorry.

29:37

Nobody likes to see it.

29:38

No, it's terrible. Nobody wants to women

29:41

in violence. That's it. I don't even want to see

29:43

it in the UFC or the women. I

29:45

don't want to see it anymore.

29:46

You don't like seeing the UFC women's fight, right, No, yeah,

29:48

I know.

29:49

I've grown accustomed to it, and sometimes

29:51

it's I mean, sometimes UFC in general

29:54

is tough, but sometimes there's a few women's fights.

29:56

They're they're more technical.

29:58

No, I don't even see that. I don't.

29:59

I don't.

30:00

I'm seeing a woman with her nose in

30:02

her ear. I don't like seeing that. Sometimes

30:05

it gets to that. And again, sadly,

30:09

we're coming to the end of an era because I think

30:11

we've already had a reboop in Real Housewives

30:14

in New York, and I feel like a reboot

30:17

of The Real Housewives in New Jersey

30:19

is on the way.

30:20

Is there any other.

30:21

Thing that stuck out with you in this Real House was

30:23

in a Jersey episode?

30:25

Yeah, but I don't want to I said to you that I didn't want

30:27

to talk about Polly and Dolores anymore because

30:30

I love Delores. But when they were in the gym and

30:32

she's and he told her, if you get surgery,

30:34

I'm out, and I just I'm mad at that. Yeah,

30:37

she is too, but he got it. He's got

30:39

to stop. He's got to stop.

30:41

Paulie got I told you, I'm watching you. Apparently

30:45

she is too, because she was like, don't don't

30:47

talk. I could do whatever, And then it cut back

30:49

to the other boyfriend. And I'm sensing

30:51

a pattern here. But you know she's old

30:54

school, you told me whatever. I'm just very

30:56

protective of her. I love her like

30:58

I'm like, let her do Like, don't she a queen.

31:00

She's the goddess protective of the goddess of

31:02

New Jersey.

31:03

She's my goddess. She could do whatever she wants everybody.

31:06

She's everybody's goddess.

31:08

I knows. And

31:11

the reason why also too, where I'm

31:13

mad at them like fighting and Jen acting

31:15

like this, is because I want Dolores

31:17

to have a job. And I love

31:20

her like I don't want the show to end because

31:22

I love watching her. I'd

31:24

like to see more of her and her life and

31:26

her family, like she should have Frankie

31:29

guns and that like kids, and like

31:31

her mom. I wish you would have her own like the whole

31:33

thing, and it's a bummer and I don't

31:36

like seeing Teresa and their family not get

31:38

along. The whole thing has become a mess to me. And

31:41

now with this last scene, I'm mad. I'm like,

31:43

what are you guys doing? I know, and

31:45

Jen took it to like that's

31:47

her telling Danielle about the scene with

31:49

the hair, and I think it was

31:51

not true.

31:52

That's why she said you're dirty.

31:53

Yeah, you're dirty.

31:54

Another disappointment, and I'm checking and

31:57

I don't know.

31:57

I don't know, because we were very excited about

32:00

out a reunion for The Valley. Yeah,

32:03

and now it's confirmed there

32:05

is no reunion for the Valley. Really, there

32:08

is no reunion for the Valley. I don't

32:10

know, but it is confirmed.

32:14

Season of a show, there's no reunion.

32:17

I don't know. I don't know who to blame.

32:20

I don't know the fingerpoint, but that show warranted

32:23

a reunion.

32:23

Oh wow, that's crazy. Is it because

32:26

Jackson being.

32:27

A production I'm not sure.

32:30

I can't be No, it's something like that.

32:33

Jackson, Brittany is Michelle and Jesse.

32:35

There's two divorces here.

32:37

Michelle and Jesse are just happy to be on

32:39

TV.

32:40

But Jackson Brittany apparently

32:43

allegedly they just went on a family

32:45

vacation, and I said, good, I'm

32:48

rooting for you.

32:48

Guys, me too. I'm glad. Who wants to see

32:50

anybody break up? I don't.

32:52

It's crazy as it which they have a kid.

32:55

I don't want to see Jesse and Michelle. I don't want

32:57

anybody to know.

32:58

I don't want to see Brittany stated Jack's rotten

33:00

hail.

33:01

Rotten heel, rotten hale or Jack Taylor

33:03

rotten heill.

33:04

I don't want to see her saying that. I

33:06

don't want Jax to.

33:07

Bring her to that point.

33:09

No, No, it was good once when

33:12

they were but when they're married with their beautiful

33:14

little kids, I don't want them saying rotten

33:16

hail Jax tail.

33:18

Uh.

33:19

But but I have confirmed, I've

33:21

confirmed this is world this is exclusive.

33:24

For those of you who are watten.

33:25

Around for a Valley reunion, it's

33:28

not happening. That's another World exclusive

33:30

that we just brought to the people. And you probably

33:32

could have googled it, but you got it here. But

33:36

I was excited.

33:36

I'm really bummed about that.

33:38

I didn't know that lesser shows have gotten reunions.

33:40

Yeah, lesser show.

33:43

Wow.

33:43

Yeah, it's disappointing because they're coming

33:46

back for season two.

33:47

Alex Baskin couldn't have done it in his living.

33:49

Room something, they couldn't have

33:51

done it at Jack's sports bore right. Fuck?

33:54

Wow, you are listening

33:56

to rapaports reality.

33:58

We will be ranked back. Do

34:12

we want to or.

34:14

Do you want to share any

34:18

sugar, jelly beans, gummy

34:22

bear stuff

34:25

with me that you haven't shared with me? Right

34:27

now and I'll do the same.

34:29

Oh, well, I've been good on the

34:33

I.

34:34

Don't want to know about what you've been good at. I'm

34:36

gonna I'm gonna ask you again, babe, do

34:38

you want to share? Do you sorry? I

34:41

asked you first? Do you

34:44

you could get to me?

34:45

No?

34:48

Brought it up?

34:49

Well, listen, I'm just gonna.

34:50

I'm let me let me give my question out. Is there

34:52

anything Let me let me rephrase it because I feel

34:54

like maybe I didn't phrase it.

34:56

Is there anything you need to end

34:58

or want to share her about

35:02

eating with me that

35:05

you haven't shared off Mike?

35:08

Let me let me that's

35:10

a better word.

35:11

Yeah, I mean I think we put what we've been doing. We've

35:13

been doing kinds together. I'm a little disappointed

35:15

that I put chocolates

35:18

out on uh Tammy

35:20

and Allen's pillow, Like you shouldn't have done that,

35:22

and then you took them. You went upstairs.

35:25

Well, because I wanted to set the guest room up

35:27

really nice, like they were checking into a hotel, I

35:29

put flowers out, and then I put a little

35:32

chocolate on each pillow, little heart chocolate.

35:34

And then they went upstairs

35:36

and they were missing. You went

35:38

upstairs and ate the chocolates off their bed,

35:41

Like that's rude. Like I try to set it

35:43

a nice Alan thought it was funny, but

35:45

like I don't think that's funny. You have a problem

35:48

too, like like that's not nice.

35:50

This is a defensive Listen, that

35:52

wasn't nice.

35:53

I'm not distracted from what I should have enjoyed

35:55

their chocolates that you they didn't go

35:58

check in upstairs yet you know they hadn't go And

36:00

then to settle it, they did see.

36:01

Them and they acknowledged it.

36:03

And after they acknowledged the

36:06

gesture, they went down.

36:09

I ate the gesture so great.

36:10

You went upstairs to go lay down and take

36:13

a nap, and like on your way to

36:15

take a nap, you went.

36:15

Into the guest room, and you ate those chocolates.

36:17

As soon as they left the room, they saw the

36:19

room, they saw the chocolate man,

36:22

they went.

36:23

And I pocketed the fucking chocolates.

36:25

So who has the problem here? But

36:28

you're asking me the question. I'm like, let's turn

36:30

it around to you. I'm in

36:32

the mirror.

36:32

I'm gonna ask you one more time. Right, I'm

36:35

gonna ask because that's what you called deflecting. I'm

36:37

gonna ask you one more time? Is there

36:39

anything that?

36:40

All right? All right? When you were in the like all

36:42

right? So when you were

36:45

in the city and I was in Connecticut, I

36:48

did make a pan of brownies and

36:52

I wanted to try to make the pan

36:54

of brownies with frosting on top that

36:56

they make at that place that we go to, Yea,

36:59

And I was going to make them in surprise for

37:02

you. And then I saved a few and

37:04

I said that they were burnt.

37:06

How much eat?

37:08

I mean, I didn't eat.

37:09

How many did you eat?

37:11

Maybe three or four?

37:14

Is there anything else? Gummy? Be sure?

37:19

I swear this is the place, This is safe space.

37:23

I feel like this is the best place to do it. On

37:25

the podcast.

37:26

Then when you went they were on sale. Did jelly

37:28

bellies were on sale at CVS? There's

37:30

nothing we did that together last week. Okay,

37:33

we're telling the audience we were supposed to give them

37:36

up and then they were on sale and they're

37:38

never on sale.

37:40

Yeah, I got

37:42

it. Okay, there's been no

37:44

incidents.

37:45

No, there was just a pan. It wasn't a

37:47

pan. It wasn't like it was a small pan.

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Okay.

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And then I saved them to you. But what I made

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you think that they were burnt on the edges and they

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weren't really that burned.

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I meant half

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cooked. It's a batter. I'm

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gonna eat a shit.

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I don't care what format it is. You

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say, Brownie, I don't. I'm

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not asking questions.

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I don't know what's gonna happy. I don't know if there's

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a pill to take for the sugar. I don't know what

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to do. It's really bad, but I let's

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we gotta end this because I gotta get to therapy and

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talk to doctor g about.

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It, all right?

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