The scariest part of this episode is us talking about wrestling for almost 20 minutes. We do also cover The Lighthouse, Blizzard's recent controversy, and Modern Warfare 2019.

Episode 21: Cannibalism Isn't Cool

Oct 1st, 2019 1h 10m

We fully realize that we're technically a video game podcast, but this episode got a little weird to say the least. Before all that though, you'll hear plenty about Gears 5, Carnival Row, Creepshow, what Pokemon is best to eat, and necrophilia.

Episode 20: The ULTIMATE Cinematic Universe?, Console Memories, and Doing Molly in Narc!

Sep 20th, 2019 58m 11s

We talk about the following:- Why Justin biffed it and our audio sucks- Batman Hush, Vs Ninja Turtles, and the most ambitious crossover of all time.- The Darkness was a comic?!- What we're playing these days.- Dave Chappelle outrage, and h

Episode 19: Why Don't Video Game Movies Work?

Sep 6th, 2019 59m 40s

This week we talk about:Our new Twitch channelMan of MedanTelltale Games being savedUpcoming releases we've got out eyes onAEW All Outand this weeks talking point: Video Game Movies, from our favorites, to least favorites, as well as why

Episode 18: Fuck Batman and Fuck the Batmobile

Sep 1st, 2019 57m 34s

Coming in fresh off the heels of our new format, we get real in-depth on games that made us mad, what a homunculus is, and why some people should just be bullied.

Episode 17: HD Remaster

Jul 31st, 2019 53m 10s

We're truly in the age of remakes, reboots, and remasters so we thought it was about time we cashed in on some of that easy money. This is the newest episode of Ready Up! and the first to take on our new format. In this episode we talk about SD

Episode 16: E3some

Jun 15th, 2019 1h 8m

It's that time of year again, the time of year where we get all hyped over games with no releases and fanboy over seeing celebrities with dogs. In case you were wondering, this is an E3 episode, where we go over everything that interested us or

Episode 15: Nice Fucking Model

Apr 18th, 2019 42m 45s

We've combined the Saw franchise with Beetlejuice in the greatest crossover ever!

DLC 2: Us Review

Apr 12th, 2019 53m 47s

Spoilers for Jordan Peele's newest film Us. While we started out just wanting to discuss theories about the movie, we ended up having a pretty in-depth discussion about various aspects of the movie and various other topics.

Episode 14: Biggie's ALIVE and he's my friend!

Apr 5th, 2019 58m 20s

*SPOILER TAG FOR US 30:23 - 34:04* In this episode we talk about DMC 5, Google's new console, Us, and ignorant use of the word ableism. This also happens to be the first episode where we don't agree on the final game. I write all the descriptio

Episode 13: Winnie the Pooh's Hundred Galaxy War

Mar 13th, 2019 39m 55s

We've finally come out of hibernation and are back with a vengeance. On this comeback episode we catch up with each other, talk about Apex Legends and DMC 5, discuss movies, and of course make up a piece of shit game.

Episode 11: It's Just a Mario Game

Jan 11th, 2019 39m 40s

On the season finale we take a crack at one of the most popular characters in gaming.... Spoiler alert, it just ends up being a normal Mario game with dinosaurs.

DLC 1: Top of 2018

Jan 3rd, 2019 1h 27m

Just a little bonus episode to recap the past year. In this episode we give out favorite movies, games, and moment of 2018 and plan a bit for the year ahead.

Episode 10: Psyduck Don't Eat Ass

Dec 24th, 2018 54m 29s

There isn't much to say about this one that the title doesn't already explain. Look, just imagine God of War but with your second favorite yellow Pokemon. We also talk about wrestling again and end on an oddly positive note. Also Lance is high

Episode 9: One Tree Cotton Hill

Dec 7th, 2018 42m 18s

In this episode we answer the tough questions. How did Streets Ahead go? Is Justin dead? And what how would Cotton Hill survive in Victorian London.

Episode 8: Abraham Justice Lincoln

Nov 13th, 2018 1h 1m

On this episode, we ask the question "who wouldn't want to take down North Korea as the greatest president ever?" Also, a healthy dose of wrestling talk, more info for Streets Ahead, and we find out if Justin really is Asian.

Episode 7: Wet Hot American Nights

Oct 22nd, 2018 52m 21s

Take a bit of Midnight Club, Need for Speed, Burnout, and thrown in a talking can of vegetable soup. This may not be the weirdest game we've made but it definelty joins the list of games we'd play.

Episode 6: Lego Jersey Shore

Oct 4th, 2018 51m 46s

The title pretty much summarizes the game completely. Just imagine your favourite guido crew trying to survive a haunted mansion... Also they're made of Lego. We also give our opinions on Telltale games closing and talk about the upcoming Stree

Episode 5: Hitomi Tanakanada

Aug 31st, 2018 42m 2s

Japanese AV stars and cross Canda adventures! This week we delve deep into the complexities of traversing the great white north, or at least how you'd go about it if you were Hitomi Tanaka.As promised here's the Instagram www.instagram.com/of

Episode 4: Playschool Unknown Baby Grounds

Jul 27th, 2018 41m 8s

We both got a little unchained this episode, but I guess that's just what happens when you talk about a baby battleground. Plus, we chat a bit about Comic-Con, WWE, and the G1 Climax.... But mostly we talk about tazing babies.

Episode 3: Wizard vs. Meteors

Jun 29th, 2018 39m 9s

This episode we cover E3 news, make a game featuring the Black Knight, and go into a weird discussion about nut shots.

Episode 2: Post Malone in the Dark

Jun 5th, 2018 38m 43s

Welcome to episode 2 of Ready Up! This week we put Post Malone in a survival horror, talk about the shortcomings of PubG, discuss the sequel to the amazing Shaq Fu, and mention pants shitting a few times.

Episode 1: Neon Light Date Night

May 15th, 2018 33m 37s

Welcome to episode 1 of Ready Up! a podcast where two friends make up ridiculous videogames and try to pitch them as real games. On this episode we talk Fortnite, Thanos, and make up a game where The Rock has to go on dates.

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