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just boy Louis J Gomez. Or is my

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last name for last dude, ultimate minority, john

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jenov comedy. I got a lot of names.

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international superstar Zach D'Amico. I don't buddy. He's

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funny. He's a psycho. He's a real ass

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dude. I was double teaming this chick with

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her husband. Now he's selling coke in heaven.

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Are you fucking ready? Motherfuckers. It's the only

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love dancing. Yes. Bucket

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hat Lewis. Bucket hat,

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bucket hat, bucket hat Lewis. Bucket hat,

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bucket hat. And we're gonna do this.

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It's a real ass podcast. We got

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Brennan's head low. He's here and he's

1:41

not doing blow no more. Louis J

1:43

Gomez can't do blow cuz he's my

1:45

my my Gomez. I lost it. I

1:47

don't got no more words. I lost

1:49

the beat. It's

1:54

like that's like me goes though. I

1:56

feel like I can wrap for one or

1:58

two lines. And then I

2:01

thought everyone could be like I went to

2:03

the house After

2:13

that video I posted yesterday Brendan's got street

2:15

cred. Yeah, do you see Brandon? I dare

2:17

you know Brendan's got

2:19

hands Yeah, I got

2:21

hands. I got kids My

2:25

Twitter I posted a

2:27

video sagalow fucking got a street fight. Did

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let me let me first Let me love her

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Lewis's tree file is just black

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Porn tree file it's

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just black porn that's bad Okay,

3:43

two incredible guests white guys back in the

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studio, holy shit celebrating the white man today

3:49

He's a monkey sounds very racist Core

3:58

values No, I

4:01

did Lewis's edgy show the other night

4:03

now. I'm feeling I

4:07

love the we're all 40. We're being edgy Don't

4:13

be an asshole where you're all edgy to cock sock

4:16

Edgy you're right. You're all edgy Dan Soder did

4:18

this to me on Bobby Kelly shows like do

4:20

you Like

4:22

you were all Okay,

4:24

so it was edge There's an

4:27

edgelum Where it is

4:29

cool to be edgy and then it's fucking lame

4:31

as shit super yeah You're

4:34

like if you're like wearing an American flag and

4:36

you're like they don't let us say anything anymore

4:39

That's crazy. That's fucking that sucks. If you have

4:41

a liberty in your name on X, right? Liberty

4:48

I'm just saying if it's that's your identity

4:51

it stinks kind of gay if you're if

4:53

your identity is Liberty Yeah, that sucks You

4:57

are not this person,

4:59

but you are teetering on

5:01

Adam cover with the parental advisors

5:05

Is gonna be do not cross like please tape around

5:08

my head in my mouth Don't

5:11

fucking don't cross that line. Yeah, well,

5:14

oh and I will know you're more like the Joker

5:16

You know what I mean? Like you're you're just all

5:19

about Kay. I wish and everything Which

5:21

one no the one in the the Yas

5:24

queen Phoenix one Saggle is here.

5:26

He's a dick He's

5:29

a dick his name's Brendan. We're

5:31

doing wonderful things. We're doing this Brendan's penis

5:33

I'm glad that Ritchie is here cuz he's

5:35

gonna balance it out. Not a dick Very

5:39

cool. Why am I a dick good dad?

5:43

I'm just saying things what you're doing.

5:45

You're doing Trump sucking your penis. Yeah, we go

5:47

We're doing the wonderful things with Brennan's cock in

5:49

my mouth. Yeah, I'm it's in my mouth right

5:52

now. I can still talk With

5:55

good people on both sides Look

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right now. Let's see. Let's

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see. Aiden Bagwell says, Saggalo and

6:49

Lewis are my two favorite Eskimo

6:51

brothers. Hell yeah. If it's

6:53

based off of Karen Fien you just

6:55

don't know. You have a lot of them.

6:57

We have a tribe. Yeah. We

7:09

all got a little bit of Eskimo in us. Did

7:17

you know everyone has a little Karen Fien? Eskimo

7:24

brothers. Welcome to the Eskimo

7:26

family picnic. Welcome

7:29

to the fucking Sioux Nation. Eskimo

7:31

family reunion. Oh

7:35

shit. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a- Wait, so you like

7:37

fuck a lot I guess, huh? Yeah. I guess so. Yeah.

7:39

I mean- No, we'll hear about it in a second. Let's

7:41

finish our plug. We don't have to hear about it. I'm

7:43

sick of talking about it. What are you plugging on? Look,

7:46

I just got this gig so I do not know what

7:48

the name of the club is, but July 18th to the

7:50

20th I will be in

7:52

Batavia, which is if you're in Chicago right

7:54

by there. It'll be on my

7:56

website. I literally just got this today. It sounds like it's

7:58

like Eastern Europe somewhere. I'm going to

8:00

be in Batavia. I'm going to be in Agrabah.

8:03

I'm gonna be in A- I'm doing the 18th to the 20th

8:05

in Agrabah Bring your monkeys and

8:08

then I'll be like do you want some rice?

8:12

Do you trust me? And

8:14

then also listen to Sag Daddy to Pod an

8:18

independent podcast. How's

8:20

it doing good? Yeah, it's doing good I want

8:22

you on the show. I want

8:24

all you guys maybe Maybe maybe right

8:26

there's nobody plugging on maybe I have a YouTube special

8:28

out right now called I'm normal that you can watch

8:30

and on July 31st, I'll

8:33

be at the San Jose improv in San

8:35

Jose and check out my podcast

8:37

out for smokes. Hell. Yeah Love it. Also my

8:39

special comes out August 9th Little

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exclusive you and you get that because

8:44

I love you guys so much. Zachy

8:47

Mikko I go to my Instagram for

8:49

all my dates at Zach is not funny next month.

8:51

I got one-nighters coming up in

8:54

West Virginia followed by Lexington,

8:56

Kentucky followed by Louisville, Kentucky

8:58

the following weekend I am

9:00

in Dallas and then I

9:03

might be in Austin the next night check out my Instagram

9:06

Lots of stuff coming up for me if you want to

9:08

see me on the road the mediocre tour I think I'm

9:10

extending it through like January or February. There's a handful of

9:12

markets and I haven't hit yet So keep on looking out

9:15

keep on checking back. But uh July

9:17

3rd through the 7th. I'm gonna be in the

9:19

greater Los Angeles area Ontario improv in July 3rd

9:22

Comedy store on July 5th two shows Kim

9:24

Kong then special guests on those shows and

9:27

then I'll be at Oxnard Levitti live on

9:29

July 7th Then we're

9:31

gonna be back in New York City doing a regs

9:33

live podcast a ping at the Gramercy Theatre This is

9:35

gonna be a big fucking show Bobby Kelly myself Joe

9:37

list and soda the first time that we're doing this

9:39

live In New York City

9:41

in front of an audience. We've done YKWD at

9:43

Scanning Fest, but this is the regs We have

9:45

some special surprises planned. You do not want to

9:48

miss this taping. It's gonna be a fucking blast

9:51

Then I'm gonna hyenas Fort Worth on July

9:53

12th. Naeem Ali special guests on this July

9:55

13th Dallas, Texas also name

9:57

on those shows Oh July 11th. It's not

9:59

up there But the depraved is coming back

10:01

to the creaking cave Austin, Texas me

10:03

and Naim. I got a few other people I'm not an

10:05

I can't announce I got

10:08

a couple other people confirmed But I want to wait till

10:10

I officially have a poster to announce a full lineup But

10:12

it's gonna be a fucking blast or come out July 11th

10:14

to the creek in the cave for the depraved the most

10:16

fucked up Stand-up comedy show in the nation Pittsburgh

10:19

improv Pittsburgh, pa first time in

10:21

Pittsburgh in years July 18th, Cleveland,

10:23

Ohio, New Orleans Lafayette, San Jose

10:26

Cape Cod Levitt town Tacoma spoken. It's all happening

10:28

all happening going into the fall I mean it's

10:31

gonna have it's all the website right now go

10:33

right now to lewisvskank.com grab those tickets and Yeah,

10:36

make sure you guys check out both my specials and YouTube.

10:38

I got a new website So you guys check out the

10:40

specials on the website actually clips all that other shit. How

10:43

do you get all these road dates? Yeah, how

10:45

do you fill your calendar? How do I fill my calendar?

10:47

I have my people do it You have

10:49

your people do it. Yeah, but I like so

10:52

I fired my agent and I Me

10:54

Rebecca and Christine we started our own touring we

10:56

should talk. Yeah, sure. We should talk. Yeah. Yeah

10:58

We yeah, we got a we had a little

11:01

roster now. That's why I'm doing great. Yeah. Yeah,

11:03

that's my calendars filling up I

11:05

just take it into my own hands. Yeah, and I think

11:07

I was doing fine But like, you know, he wasn't on

11:09

a map or

11:11

a clock a map Yeah,

11:14

he would book Lewis at a theater and then another theater

11:16

a half an hour away. It was crazy Oh, we later.

11:18

What first of all should be in theaters I

11:27

Had sauce and red bank. It was a great show

11:29

if there were people there would have been awesome There

11:31

were people there was a hundred 22

11:33

of them. Yeah, right That's

11:36

in a fucking in a small room But small in

11:38

Denver I was in Denver and my guy was like

11:40

dude I was like, why are you booking at the

11:42

Denver improv which is a 450 seat room? Yeah,

11:45

massive I mean I have a lot of fans there if

11:47

they would have booked me in like a little small like

11:49

black box theater 150 seats I would

11:51

have had four sold-out shows. I would look like

11:53

the man. That's what is that's where I'm at

11:55

in my elementary school Dude, please.

11:58

Yeah, you don't pay me You

12:00

just want to go to the elementary school? So

12:04

yeah, I'm out there. I'm touring I'm doing my thing

12:06

the new album's coming coming together really well What's it

12:08

called? The tour is called the mediocre. Oh, right, right,

12:10

right, but now I'm debating not filming the special in

12:12

England I'm going back and forth. It doesn't matter these

12:14

people don't give a shit They didn't they don't want

12:17

to hear the inside baseball right now. I know what

12:19

my audience wants. What do you have? A

12:22

lot of this shit Shannon. What are we up against today? First of all,

12:24

it's gonna be a big day okay,

12:26

so in 1993

12:31

Ariana Grande was born Boca

12:37

Raton I feel like we are I Think

12:41

people like pedo shamed everyone into thinking

12:43

Ariana Grande was hot What

12:45

do you mean adults like all the adults like nobody

12:47

talks about how? impeccably hot

12:49

she is Right. Nobody's

12:51

taught like nobody everyone's just like oh, yeah,

12:54

well, it's fine. She's retardedly hot Yeah,

12:56

you're like it's like you're supposed to and

12:58

hotly retarded. Hell. Yeah, you're supposed to completely

13:00

forget that 20 year olds are

13:03

the hottest people in the fucking planet We have this whole

13:05

bit on Legion of skanks where we put Jay to a

13:07

lie detector test about if he would fuck a 21 year

13:09

Old cuz he's like no, I wouldn't like Jay. You're fucking

13:11

that Lie

13:13

your that's crazy and we the one

13:15

question we kind of got him on

13:17

and it was it was it came

13:19

back as Inconclusive because you'll get truth

13:21

or not true and then sometimes the

13:23

inconclusive is it's a fucking I Fuck

13:33

it we got him the question was if we

13:35

lined up every 21 year old in

13:37

the world and put them in a line Could

13:40

he if time permitted could he get to the

13:42

end of that line? And with

13:45

100% certainty say that he would not have

13:47

sex with any of them Even if all

13:49

of them were throwing themselves at him and

13:51

it came back as inconclusive But

13:54

he's still he's still beat the lie detector technically.

13:56

Yeah, like that would be an admissible in skin

13:58

court It's a J. You know some 21 one

14:00

year olds are fat, right? Hahaha. Wild.

14:03

Wild. Yeah, Ariana Grande

14:05

is hot. She, how old is she now? She's older now,

14:08

right? She's 25? Wow.

14:13

She's 31? Oh, why aren't we talking

14:15

about how hot? She looks like she's 16 still? Yeah,

14:18

that's her thing. She like, I

14:20

mean, come on. Come on. Come on. That

14:22

doesn't even look real. That's her now? That's

14:25

when she was Asian. Here's

14:27

her Instagram. So these are like more recent

14:30

pictures. Oh, hello. I'm

14:32

Ariana Grande. I

14:35

was an office manager here very briefly.

14:37

Hahaha. I'm on air. I'll be

14:39

back in an hour and ten minutes. Oh,

14:41

someone just picked up their phone. Sorry

14:44

for that. Sorry. I

14:46

knock over Ibiza and make COVID. Hahaha.

14:51

You guys were doing it. Sorry. You know.

14:55

I miss Mac River. I

14:58

miss my boyfriend Mac. Oh,

15:00

you're going to be crying.

15:02

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

15:04

oh, oh, oh. Yeah,

15:08

she is hot. Wood fucking smash dude. Spotify's

15:10

horny. It's so funny. Like saying things like,

15:12

you say like, on her

15:14

Instagram. Looks like a great time. Some dudes

15:17

like Brendan. Yeah. King horny.

15:19

The only time I'll ever be

15:21

able to reach Ariana Grande. Wow.

15:23

Happy birthday. Spotify.

15:25

Yeah. Fucking loser. Spotify.

15:28

Simping. Spotify. You

15:31

simplify simplify. I

15:35

simplify. You fucking

15:37

loser. Lucky

15:40

guy. He doesn't know what he has. Mr.

15:43

Cleans in her DMS. I

15:46

want to eat your ass. Oh,

15:48

mama. See that. There

15:51

we go. That dress is retarded. Yeah. Both of those

15:53

dresses. Look at that. They look like toys. That's not

15:55

a dress. It's a head. I mean, look at that

15:57

black. That's

16:00

why would you why would she have that

16:02

hair unless she has to unless you have

16:04

aloe I'm sure does she have aloe's like

16:07

a fucking alien. She must have aloe's That

16:10

looks like an AI photo. You're making She's

16:17

got cancer in her eyes maybe that's a

16:19

real ocular cancer is actually a thing Yeah,

16:21

how many people Shannon how many people die

16:23

of ocular cancer every day? and

16:29

She's got a type this You

16:37

can serve the anything it's

16:39

extremely rare Only about 3,400 people

16:42

in the United States receive a diagnosis each

16:44

year. Do you think she has dude? Yeah,

16:47

sorry We're on a comedy podcast There

16:50

you go. No, let's take a moment what I

16:52

can't say whatever I want. Let's take a I

16:56

gotta say whatever I want Like

16:59

I'm saying what I want How

17:02

annoying is the thing like we do this with all of our

17:04

clips and I'm not gonna do it anymore I'm gonna see if

17:07

it makes a difference. I bet it makes no difference. No difference.

17:09

Were you type say Instead of

17:11

sex. Oh, yeah, we're saying like unalive Are

17:15

the way everybody's like censoring themselves I

17:17

go reading a whole new I think

17:19

some dumb bitch did it yeah I

17:24

was looking at Louis CK doesn't do it Shane doesn't

17:26

do it. These people all have massive fucking clip It

17:29

doesn't they're not getting fucking all censor and all my

17:31

biggest comics in the world. So there's something that maybe

17:33

they would have 50

17:35

million views on their things instead of 10 million views I

17:38

don't know but I feel like you

17:40

don't have to you probably don't have to do it

17:42

It's like if it's good, it's good and it'll get

17:44

out Did you look up that Shannon or Jorge and

17:46

see I feel like Jorge wouldn't know the answer to

17:48

this already Is that a real thing that actually is

17:51

being done? Are you if you have sex in your

17:53

subtitles? Instagram monitors the

17:55

the captions too. That's why you have

17:57

to do like a star for or

17:59

if you actually type in sex, or

18:02

the unalive and all that stuff, and

18:04

you have to bleep and everything because they're really hard

18:06

on it. But if you already have a massive following,

18:08

of course you're gonna get views. What a gay world

18:10

we live in. We do live in a gay world.

18:12

We're soft. Because the whole thing was like social media,

18:14

we're taking the power back, and now we're all just

18:16

censoring ourselves. Oh yeah, it's gonna be even worse. Because

18:19

they censor us. Yeah. It's not

18:21

like it's just entertainment. Social

18:24

media has become an absolute necessity and ingrained

18:26

into every bit of our lives. Everything from

18:29

ordering food, traveling from one

18:31

place to another, paying for your car insurance. It's

18:33

all built into social media. It's all built

18:35

into online life. This is like your fucking

18:37

extra brain. And it will

18:40

all be. When you talk about what's happening in

18:42

Asia with the social credits course, it'll all fucking

18:44

get mixed in. You're Uber rating, and what you

18:46

say on Twitter are gonna matter. They're gonna affect

18:49

each other eventually. That shit's all

18:51

coming down the fucking pipeline. I cannot wait.

18:53

I just need, oh, I need $15 million.

18:57

What is your Uber rating? $15 million. Scankfest

19:00

tickets. $1 million is ticket. Because

19:03

actually people offer me money all the time for

19:05

golden tickets. Like dude, because you get to skip all

19:07

the lines at Scankfest. Shout out to YoKorean. You had

19:09

to own the factory at the end. It's just hidden

19:11

in a pile of diarrhea. The golden ticket at Scankfest.

19:14

You drank the fizzy lifting drink. I just need

19:16

$15 million. If you give me $15 million, I'll

19:18

give you four golden passes to Scankfest. And I really

19:20

mean that. Four golden passes to Scankfest. You lose. But

19:22

then I probably won't even make

19:24

it to Scankfest. I'm just gone. Flip

19:27

phone. Right. I'll be in Jamaica,

19:29

likely. You're like the

19:31

great Gatsby. He throws parties and doesn't even go.

19:33

Doggie, I'm telling you right now. Everyone's like, where's

19:35

Lewis? That sounds awesome. Lewis is around here somewhere.

19:39

I hope Lewis gonna show up to

19:41

this party. He's gonna

19:43

be great when Lewis is here. Ladies

19:46

and gentlemen, presenting the great Haxby. Shannon.

19:48

There you go. Shannon. Shannon,

19:51

what did I ask you to look up on it,

19:53

remember? I'm high. I'm high. Oh,

19:55

about the, no, just to answer anything. Is

19:58

it Norigo Cannabis? I don't know. They

20:00

make them, it's fucking this bitch, sorry,

20:02

this really nice lady on

20:05

Instagram, hold on. Kel's,

20:10

what's the name of her company? Cause she fucking sent

20:12

me a huge box of edibles. Calisthenics,

20:15

cannabis and food, bitch, bitch.

20:18

I will say they work well. They work

20:20

fucking really well. I hope this is- Very

20:22

impressed. Well, whatever, this brand specifically is fucking

20:24

great. She sent me a whole box of

20:27

great edibles. What are you guys doing? I

20:30

was looking something up, so you gotta take the moment

20:32

to fucking just go and start digging into you. You

20:34

can't just take a moment to be off social media,

20:36

stop texting people, or that we're doing a thing here,

20:38

dude. You were kind of setting a bad example. Yeah.

20:47

This is the problem with society. That's

20:51

awesome. You guys

20:53

got that down, bro. You

20:56

got it down. We have dance moves. We

21:00

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22:01

were we all right I wanted to

22:03

talk about this as well this moment

22:05

is going viral right

22:07

now I create moments look

22:09

if you're about to talk about that

22:11

hawk to girl I'm gonna flip the

22:13

fuck out I sneeze on the

22:15

dick that's not what I'm talking about I'm not giving

22:17

the old I chew I'm very ill no

22:21

we talked about hawk to on Monday okay we had a

22:23

great bit of batter we actually that was part of it

22:25

we talked about snout rockets on the dick a lot of

22:28

different things okay so huck to

22:30

it to you okay no

22:33

I'm talking about me going viral

22:35

on our live Tony this past

22:37

week oh I saw that

22:39

yeah this is a big moment everyone's talking about

22:41

it there's a huge fucking moment Shannon you could

22:43

play the clip I create moments even before you

22:46

play the clip let me just say this I

22:48

am a moment creator create or

22:51

okay point go to podcasting I've been on by the

22:53

way I said I was on kill 20 13 times

22:55

somebody hit me up they told me I've actually been

22:57

on it 17 times wow I'm

22:59

one of the the old the OGs of

23:01

kill Tony people don't realize I'm

23:04

fucking I've been doing this fucking show for a

23:06

while and you'll see if you look at the

23:08

history of kill Tony they do like a big

23:10

video like a viral moments before the show I'm

23:12

in like all the fucking clips people

23:14

realize the point guard a goddamn podcast it's a big

23:16

deal it is a big deal okay this

23:19

this is a moment that I that was on kill Tony

23:21

and I'll show you guys the moment a lot of people

23:23

are questioning if it's real and I want to address that

23:25

so Shannon you can play the moment I

23:28

actually brought it with me cuz they

23:30

get yeah they literally just took it

23:32

down as I played it they just

23:34

whoa I find another one sorry holy

23:36

cow why'd they take it down because

23:39

they knew that I was about to

23:41

expose yeah they knew I was about

23:43

they know what's happening yeah they know

23:45

who they're boosting they look you

23:47

know what no this guy uh-uh too

23:49

many views I've been shadowbaked yeah probably

23:52

right right um

23:54

Dan I want to watch this now you

23:56

said enough on the racist live chat says

23:59

why not download your video Shannon I didn't

24:02

know it was gonna be taken away I literally just

24:04

had a reason you

24:06

could download the video that's a great

24:08

little tip from CG five in the

24:10

racist live chat CG 5 how would

24:13

you like to work at guest it's

24:15

easy five you just won a train

24:17

it's coming to start sexually harassing you're

24:19

the new Jorge not Jorge but Shannon's

24:21

nickname or a or be yeah

24:26

it's an old one it's an oldie but oh you've done that before

24:28

I've been doing the show for a while now I want to own

24:31

a live myself maybe you should Shannon

24:35

one second lady shattered all right I

24:37

just found it in the in the whole episode here

24:39

you go there we go she'll be

24:42

right around this area is

24:50

it for a little this is a bad

24:52

bad PR for you just found the guy

24:55

a whole set if you never

24:57

watch the show it's a 30-minute interview it was right

24:59

it was right I didn't want to go too far

25:05

take it off the goddamn screen find the moment and then

25:07

come back to us blame

25:10

Shannon blame shadow well

25:13

why don't you tease it a little bit more cuz I'm

25:15

I'm fucking wet right now you're what you got you got

25:17

me wet well I want to give people the context for

25:19

it that right now the context have you seen this Mike

25:22

no very

25:24

viral very viral did it go

25:26

viral now let's talk about how many how many

25:28

hits hits when I say I mean the episode

25:31

each episode goes viral they get like over a

25:33

million views per episode right but this one clip

25:35

this one clip I don't know it's probably not

25:37

gonna viral but a lot of people are talking

25:39

about it yeah everybody is talking about a

25:41

lot of people are talking about it folks and I

25:44

wanted to address it but it's

25:46

fine oh

25:48

my god I just

25:51

you have to fucking edit this whole episode

25:53

I mean edit the whole

25:58

episode and make it fucking perfect Because

26:00

you couldn't just fucking do it. I

26:03

had it queued up twice. You had

26:05

it queued my balls in your mouth.

26:07

Good one. Don't say good

26:09

one. No, no, no, no, no, hold on. The

26:11

whole thing is being edited out. You bitch. You

26:14

don't need to take it out anyway. You better

26:16

edit that out too. You better edit that out.

26:18

You just giving me fucking talk back, you bitch.

26:20

Shannon, put it at the end. No, we'll notice.

26:22

Yeah. Good. That's

26:27

an all-in-the-job thing right there. They

26:31

actually, I mean, they knocked me out with propovol. When

26:33

I came to, the nurse was standing over me. She

26:35

was like, that's the biggest one I've ever seen. She

26:38

was talking about the rock, but unfortunately. Pause

26:40

it. Tell me this guy is not

26:42

if I ate Shane Smith. Mm-hmm.

26:45

Oh my goodness. Where's

26:48

Shane Smith and Zach? Did

26:51

I eat Shane Smith? Did you eat Shane Smith? Yeah, it

26:53

cuts his act. There's a foot. He's

26:55

a tattooed foot. I

26:59

brought the sword. The lace

27:01

is like a spaghetti in the shoelace. Zach's

27:04

like, now this guy's fatter than me. That

27:09

poor doctor. Yeah, well, the

27:11

poor doctor, what about me? Actually, I

27:13

brought, I actually brought it with me because they

27:15

gave it to you. You brought the stone with

27:18

you. Oh my god. Oh, this is the actual

27:20

stone. Oh my god. Let's see that. Oh god.

27:22

Let me see that, Lewis. Oh god, that's never

27:24

been open. Lewis is going to eat it. It's

27:26

never been open. Lewis, no. He's going to eat

27:28

it. I'm

27:31

right next to Sal Valcano. All

27:33

right. Yeah. Look at

27:35

Sal. Bucket hat

27:37

Lewis is crazy, bro. What'd

27:40

that taste like? That's cool. I

27:43

can't even hate on this. That

27:46

was the right thing to do. Wow.

27:49

But you took that guy's skinny stone.

27:51

Yeah, dude. It was huge. It

27:54

was huge. Now, is that going to come out? Now, where is

27:56

it? Right, where's the stone now? At

27:58

this point. This point

28:00

I likely have passed the stone in my

28:02

stool. Okay. I didn't I didn't siphon through

28:05

my shit Did that guy want his stone

28:07

back? No,

28:10

I think his plan was to give

28:12

it to Cam Patterson who I guess

28:14

had a joke about how he eats

28:16

rocks And then I literally ate

28:19

The kidney said a rock though. It wasn't real kidney

28:21

stone. What is it? It can't was sucking his dick

28:23

dude It was this it was this big it was

28:25

crazy Now how many views how many

28:27

likes and how many new followers? I think there's 7,000

28:30

views on that. There's not many I think it's been

28:32

I think because it is actually a Human

28:35

waste that they've completely shut it

28:37

down. It's gonna do nothing for my yeah Yeah,

28:39

I mean I've done all kind I've eaten mayonnaise

28:42

I think I'm gonna maybe try to eat some

28:44

dog food for you You don't want this to

28:46

do anything for your career because then you're gonna

28:48

become Lewis the guy Well,

28:51

this brings me to my next I

29:10

Know this brings me to my next point which a lot of people

29:12

are questioning whether

29:15

or not I really Did it

29:17

the kidney stone because a lot of people a lot

29:19

of the fans see the Kill Tony people don't fucking

29:21

know me But my fans know that

29:23

you're a master of sleight of hand. They know that

29:25

I'm a master of sleight of hand Yeah, I did

29:27

I did see a comment on it that said people

29:30

don't know Lewis's does coke magic does coke magic a

29:32

lot of People don't know in fact if you guys

29:34

haven't watched it go back. I believe coke magic is

29:36

in its entirety on YouTube still

29:39

we still have the whole episode up because it's one of

29:41

the best the best of the best podcast episode to

29:43

come out Of the pandemic Shane Gillis Dan Soder Zack

29:45

amico Watching

29:47

me perform magic With

29:50

a hot chick in my apartment just close-up

29:52

magic whilst on a specific well I what

29:54

no he was not well. I wasn't actually

29:57

on coke bow you're joking with that but

29:59

that was But a lot of people

30:01

just assume I was on coke so but we're

30:03

actually doing we're doing coke magic at skank fest

30:06

this year Live on

30:08

stage. I've hired a stage magician. We're doing a

30:10

whole stage show Sodor Shane Zach again, that's gonna

30:12

be one of my things gonna be big J.

30:14

Ari and Zach on the second one. That's awesome

30:16

It's gonna be a fucking blast. So come

30:19

out to skank this if you haven't shout out to

30:21

your creative single-day best available but regardless a

30:23

lot of people are questioning whether or not I

30:26

and the reason because Like

30:28

here's here's what I'm gonna say before I even you know

30:32

There was a there was a

30:34

scene in the movie broke down palace Okay,

30:38

I'm not gonna ask you to find the scene

30:40

Shannon because it'll channel like So

31:06

There's a scene in the movie if you never seen the movie

31:08

it's about two girls they go on vacation to

31:10

like Thailand Oh, wow, you've seen the movie great.

31:12

That's right. You're fucking queer So

31:20

they go to Thailand and the one girl meets

31:22

it like a good-looking dude and I

31:25

guess he asked her to take one of his bags

31:27

for him and they get caught with a bunch of

31:29

heroin in Thailand both These girls they get taken to

31:31

a Thai prison and they and this apparently is based

31:33

on a true story I believe and

31:35

it's Claire Danes and Snappy

31:39

McGee No,

31:44

it's a hot bitch Kate

31:46

back and Kate back in fucking sale

31:48

Pete another Pete Davidson conquest. Oh that

31:51

cocksuckin motherfucker Uh

31:55

funny show My

31:58

giant screw yeah So,

32:00

uh... Take it back and mouch you, Ian. Kate

32:04

Beckinsale and Claire Danes, and I forget which

32:06

one is flirting with the guy. I think

32:08

Kate Beckinsale's a good girl. Claire Danes is

32:10

like the little slutty one. So,

32:12

at the end of it, Claire Danes' character essentially

32:14

takes the fall. She goes, it was me I

32:16

knew about it the whole time. She had no

32:19

idea, right? And they let the other girl out.

32:21

And then Kate Beckinsale's character comes over to Claire

32:23

Danes. She was hiding Thailand in the little boy

32:26

she was bringing to the airport. Kate

32:29

Beckinsale comes over to Claire

32:31

Danes and she's like,

32:34

why would you do that? Did you really know? And

32:37

Claire Danes is like, look, if I tell you that

32:39

I knew you're gonna hate me, if I tell you

32:41

that I didn't know,

32:43

then you're gonna hate me for taking the fall. So let's

32:45

just say it's the right thing to do. So

32:48

what I'm gonna say, as it

32:50

relates, is that if

32:53

I swallow that man's kidney stone, there's

32:55

gonna be a lot of people that are like,

32:57

you're a fucking disgusting loser piece of shit. And

33:01

you should kill yourself. All right. So,

33:03

I talk. If I

33:05

say that I did some sort of sleight of hand,

33:07

which would have been particularly high level, which if you

33:09

saw the way that would have been. Now

33:11

that's easy. Particularly good. This

33:14

big. It's this big. You've got it.

33:17

This dropped it. Throw it in. If I

33:19

did. And drank the water as a

33:21

fucking red herring. If I did the sleight of hand, I

33:23

figured you out. If

33:27

I did the sleight of hand, then I'm

33:29

gonna have a bunch of people being like, dude, he's not

33:31

a real ass dude. That's not what we wanted. So I'm

33:33

just gonna say, just enjoy the moment for

33:35

what it is. A lot of people, here's what

33:37

they did pick up on. This is what

33:39

I will say. This is absolutely the truth. This is the absolute

33:41

truth. A lot of people saw

33:44

me go to Sal and

33:46

show him a sleight of hand

33:48

sort of gesture. And

33:51

this is the absolute truth. Okay. Sal

33:54

was about to puke. And

33:57

he said, I have to leave to me. He goes, I have

33:59

to leave. Because he was Losing his mind because

34:01

he's really a germaphobe right so I went now dude

34:03

don't worry It was just slight of hand so that's

34:06

what I did to him and whether

34:08

or not It's real or not. I would have done

34:10

that to keep Sal. He had to leave because he's

34:12

scared of germs He

34:30

was gonna pick he was green in the face, and

34:32

it was like dude I

34:39

have to leave and then I was like dude. No. No, it was like

34:41

it was just slight of hand Don't worry about it. Yeah, that was a

34:43

habit or you went like I threw it somewhere. Oh,

34:45

you didn't ask anything else So

34:50

that's it's not trying to figure me out Real

34:53

scare when I make him suck my cock He's

35:00

sucking your cock He's

35:04

like in your cock You

35:14

know they take so long for you to feel anything yeah,

35:17

I mean, I'm not even gonna be here when it kicks in yeah

35:19

Yeah, you will you don't spook I know I know

35:21

yeah, you know here. We go. I gotta

35:23

the regs after this so oh Good

35:28

What do you mean it's just fucking Never

35:31

been this contentious with me He

35:42

hate me in the racist live chat Shannon pulled the

35:44

picture that he hate me just posted this is I

35:47

believe they posted this on the come town There's

35:50

a website sub reddit for no. There's no

35:52

more subreddit. Okay. This is just this is

35:54

the thing Hey

35:56

people troll me with this yeah, what

35:58

would I would? What is this doing to

36:01

me? What do they think this? How

36:05

long do you think this took someone? They

36:07

didn't even like, they just traced over your

36:09

headshot. They just traced over a real picture.

36:11

But they found like the most hilarious. No,

36:13

they found an actual real picture

36:15

of me and a guy. Yeah.

36:18

Who is, who do you think? You're looking away from

36:20

the penis. Like you're not. That's

36:23

one of those things that when you're making it,

36:25

you're laughing so hard while you're making it. You're

36:27

like, I cannot wait to post this. When

36:30

you're drawing the penis, you're like, I can't fucking wait. They responded

36:32

to like 33 likes. Fuck.

36:35

I'm trying to understand what do they think it's,

36:38

why would that hurt me when on Twitter that

36:40

people responded like, dude, book you. I know. Yeah.

36:45

I'm flattered that somebody would take the time to

36:47

make the fan art. Now imagine if that happened

36:49

to you with every photo of a fat lady

36:51

ever. Any fat

36:53

woman with glasses who's mad about anything, I

36:55

get 85 tags. Just

36:57

Zach? No Zach. It's called Skanks

37:00

in the Wild. We all do. Just you look

37:02

like a fat woman. Yeah. That's not awful.

37:04

You look like a lot of people. I look like

37:06

Vin Diesel and other cool bad ass people. You look

37:08

like fat ladies that yell about bad words on the

37:10

internet. So you need to fix yourself. That's

37:12

a choice also, by the way. You dress this way

37:14

and you have silly hair. Yeah. It's

37:17

purple. No it's not. It's blonde.

37:19

It's purple in our heads. Poeple.

37:23

All right. So we should

37:25

talk about this. Shannon,

37:29

topic number two, Shifty Shellshock. He's dead.

37:32

I don't have any information about this guy. Crazy Town. Crazy

37:35

Town Watch. I know that.

37:37

I know that. But I don't know what

37:39

Shannon's fucking up with. They

37:41

also had that started. Brave Shatter. She's

37:44

not happy. When I call Shannon out on... She's

37:47

not like being called out and fucking out. Nobody

37:49

likes criticism. They really don't. Instead of

37:51

learning from it and growing from it and just being like, thank

37:53

you daddy. Like I told her, every time I criticize you, say

37:55

thank you daddy and spit in my mouth. It's

37:58

one thing I ask of my... that is

38:01

named Shannon, not you or. Or

38:04

he's like, I'm ready to. Or he's gonna call

38:06

you Poppy. Shannon, if I asked

38:08

you to simply spit in my mouth for

38:11

the show, not a hakatai, but just

38:13

a puh. You wouldn't do it, Shannon?

38:16

You would have spit in my mouth for the show, Shannon. Wait, so

38:18

the purpose of it is just? Shannon, hold up, blah, blah,

38:20

blah. Hooray. Hooray. Okay,

38:25

I'm sorry, Shannon, you had some questions? So

38:28

the purpose of this is just, like

38:31

I don't get anything out of it. It's

38:33

just for the purpose of the show. You get to spit at your

38:35

boss. It ain't up to us for you to get anything out of

38:37

it. Yeah, if you want to get something out of it, just the

38:39

idea of spitting on me, wouldn't that kind of be fun to spit

38:41

at me, and then you can smack me directly in the face? Can

38:44

I keep that in my pocket for when I really

38:46

feel like you're gonna keep it in your pocket?

38:48

Ew, you're gonna keep spitting your pocket? Gross. Shannon.

38:52

Can I just decide, call it out one day, and be like, I don't want to do it

38:54

right now? Shannon, you get a one-time spit in my

38:56

mouth and smack me as hard as

38:58

you want in the face pass. Okay. Okay?

39:01

Well, you're allowed to interrupt any show to do it. Oh,

39:03

my God. So save it for when

39:05

there's somebody in here that'll really bother you. It'll really

39:07

bother you. Can I just go on skanks one day?

39:10

Shannon, you could do it at any time. I'm gonna

39:12

come. I'm going to come

39:14

just talking about this. Okay.

39:18

Can she spit in a cup and you can do it

39:20

in a cup? No, just spit directly in my mouth, smack

39:23

me in the face, grab my fucking neck, and

39:25

dig her nails, and make me, you faggot bitch. You

39:28

fucking fucking motherfucker. I'm like, uh,

39:30

okay, Shannon. Shannon, it's the path

39:32

to Jamaica. Just so you know. Have

39:35

you already brought her to Jamaica? No,

39:37

she's the one. It's

39:39

me and her. Shannon, why don't you come to the pool after

39:41

the shower night? What are we doing? I have

39:44

work to do. You do work for more. I

39:46

got internet. I got computers. I can't do that in

39:48

the pool. What? I

39:50

can't do that in the pool. You can. Yeah.

39:53

Just float a little. Yeah, put the laptop on

39:55

a floaty. You got two. She's

40:00

gotta just start playing her goddamn car. Do she

40:02

if you started giving me oral favors behind the

40:04

scenes Hold on style your man for a minute.

40:07

You don't think you would get start making more money here I'm

40:10

just saying you don't think that that there'd be a pet

40:12

you can start blackmailing me like just grow up Black

40:15

mailing is what your mother

40:27

She's off limits I've

40:29

actually met Eddie's a very nice guy. He was a nice

40:31

guy Eddie

40:34

came to Jamaica Shannon I brought Eddie to Jamaica

40:36

so you can get to Jamaica That's

40:40

nice that they're still together Probably

40:44

yeah They

40:49

seem like they have a real connection they

40:51

like the same music movies just making out

40:53

with like Show

40:59

me your kissing style. Let's go. Let's see. That's

41:01

good. So did a Karen Fian. I

41:05

didn't touch her face Like

41:10

no kissing Okay,

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41:55

where were we? Shit, let's

41:57

eat had John hazard in the race alive

42:00

You just rub those with it. Yeah,

42:02

Shannon would want Lewis if he would grow one

42:05

foot in both directions Wow

42:09

Eskimo brothers more like the country of India

42:12

I don't have a problem with your height. That's

42:15

not the height. What's the problem? My

42:18

jacked enough am I cool enough Shannon I

42:20

would treat you so good you pissed me off. Are

42:22

you a long name? I'm 6 1 yeah, I've

42:25

been here eight years. It'd be a really long game.

42:28

It's a really long game You say every

42:30

moment every second that passes you Lose

42:34

value more and more Less

42:37

valuable take less valuable less

42:40

valuable less valuable I'm just being honest

42:42

less if you're watching it like a

42:44

fucking Wall Street ticker. Yes women, Wall

42:47

Street ticker Me

42:50

I'm just look if the line is just

42:52

going up. It's just going up. It's crazy

42:54

Shannon I we

42:56

met four years ago is when we met in the middle

42:58

and that's when it would have made sense Now

43:01

you're all fucking down here. I'm all the way up here And

43:05

I'm still throwing it at you It's

43:09

crazy, it's fucking crazy. I want to share

43:11

this picture that I'm gonna share this with

43:14

my lawyer Brick

43:17

just put in the live chat. What did brick just put

43:19

in the race live chat? the

43:29

Hot too yeah, the chicken back was actually hotter.

43:32

Thank God then the hawk to a girl. I

43:35

was great Alright

43:38

well shell shock let's talk

43:40

about shifty shell shock. He was the lead singer

43:42

of crazy town We

43:45

by the way there was a conversation about trying to

43:47

get crazy town at skank fest They are not the

43:49

secret musical. Yes, don't worry It would have

43:51

been really great if they were and then he

43:53

died after skank fest, which would be a

43:55

tradition Gilbert Godfried Bob

43:59

Saget yeah We had some deaths after

44:01

Skankfest once in a while. Shannon, didn't another

44:03

fan die after Skankfest that was involved with

44:05

you or something? The SDR show, yeah, one

44:07

of the contestants of our game on the SDR

44:09

show, maybe a week or

44:11

two, died from a heroin overdose. What was the game?

44:14

How much heroin? How much heroin? How much

44:16

heroin? Shit. It's you what? It's

44:18

got the most holes in their arm. It

44:21

was to fuck a porn star. Oh,

44:24

to fuck a porn star? And she didn't choose

44:26

him, and she felt really bad afterwards that she

44:28

didn't. Why didn't she choose him? I

44:30

think he was like the odd, like he was like Jack, like

44:32

he was Jacked. He was like a good looking Jacked guy, and

44:34

she felt like that was too obvious of a pick. Well,

44:37

yeah, we talked about his veins. Now

44:39

that Roman's got blood on him. He was so vascular. This

44:43

guy couldn't fucking walk through a needle store

44:45

without getting poked. He was

44:47

fucking veins everywhere. A needle store? Yeah, something,

44:49

I got that. That's good, I

44:52

like that. So then he died

44:54

of a heroin overdose. Yeah,

44:56

but he was a heroin addict, and he was clean, I

44:59

think, almost a year. And then after Skankfest,

45:01

he kind of went off the deep end. So he went

45:03

off the road to Skankfest. That happens sometimes at Skankfest. People

45:05

just relax and go off. Well, they peek, you know? Yeah,

45:08

well, that's the best time of their life. Yeah, they're chasing

45:10

that dragon. That's how heroin

45:12

overdose has happened, is they're clean for a while.

45:16

This is how heroin overdose has happened. They're

45:19

clean for a while, and then they go back, and they try

45:21

to do the amount they used to do, and

45:23

it kills them. Ah, jeez. Lewis, do you want

45:25

me to come spit in your mouth? Shannon, please.

45:28

Get a viral moment, Shannon. I wouldn't let Shannon spit in my mouth,

45:31

I would. But you have to smack me right afterwards, and you have

45:33

to be good waperoo. I hope

45:35

Shannon spits, and then Lewis spits the kidney stones

45:37

back out down the road, and it comes out

45:39

a diamond. All

45:46

right, so let's talk a little bit about Shifty Shell Shock.

45:48

Let's take a moment and celebrate his life. That's

45:50

what I say, guys. First of all, how

45:52

did he die? Ah, shit.

45:55

They don't know necessarily yet, but if you know. We

45:58

know, but we know. He was found. He

46:00

was found dead and they think he was dead for 24 hours

46:03

when they found him in 24 hours Well, hopefully

46:05

he wasn't found alive Shannon. I feel

46:07

like If

46:10

I if I died 24 hours not a long time

46:12

to be dead before they find you 24

46:15

hours. I mean that's when it it it starts immediately Smell

46:18

yeah, does it start like a feel like your blood

46:20

stops and I live in a house You

46:23

know unless somebody comes into my home. What the fuck's

46:25

coming into my home? No, that's why people they my

46:27

son Like my son right now is

46:29

away in Florida for the week not coming

46:31

back till Saturday So that

46:33

all this and you have people that need to

46:35

contact Shannon if I didn't show up today, what would

46:37

be the protocol? I

46:41

don't it would probably be like the protocol

46:43

Ari DeRosa How

46:52

quickly would you send Police

46:55

to my home. I don't show up for real ass podcast

46:57

today, right? So we didn't have it yesterday Let's

46:59

say I die Monday night after

47:02

skanks I go home I fucking

47:04

You know Shannon

47:07

is in a constant state of wanting to send police

47:09

to your home Which

47:11

when we start recording you're gonna need to laugh at

47:14

my jokes That

47:16

was funny It

47:19

was hard following protocol that was good But

47:23

how long would it take for us to get

47:25

from annoyed that Lewis wasn't answering anybody to concerned

47:27

Well, that's the thing is because like thing

47:29

that you also you don't answer so frequently

47:33

So it would take a little bit of time. I feel

47:35

like shifty shapel shits also probably

47:37

wasn't answering that frequently Shannon

47:40

if you thought Lewis was dead and you were like,

47:42

how do I reach this guy? Would you be like

47:45

hey, would you like text it? Hey

47:47

sexy and want to come over like something like that'd

47:49

be like I know he would answer You know, what

47:51

would be the what would be the protocol here? Seriously,

47:53

like you I don't show up today for the rails

47:55

podcast You don't hear from me. I

47:58

mean, I know I I have the truth So

48:00

first of all you start doing the show. Yeah, we do

48:02

the show We

48:05

make a bunch of jokes about how I'm dead. Yeah,

48:07

or we hey Lewis couldn't make it today if we

48:09

don't want to blow up Your spot then

48:12

I think we would text Jenny. Can

48:14

you go check on Lewis? We haven't heard from him today Is

48:17

that what you would do Shannon? Oh, I was thinking

48:19

maybe reach out to Be

48:22

as what I was thinking but yes. Yeah,

48:24

so beer or Jenny to check on you

48:26

and then We

48:28

checked to Eddie Dumb

48:31

bitch paid for my Jamaican trip And

48:33

then they could like get into your house, right? Like they

48:35

have your code or your key. Not Jenny Jenny

48:39

does not have my code because Jenny is a

48:41

thief Okay, Jenny's

48:43

the uncle Raymond the new uncle Raymond of

48:45

the family Your

48:47

niece your niece to do it. That's your sister. My

48:49

sister. Yeah, she steals. She steals my weed now Here's

48:52

the thing. It's very it's not that much weed what

48:54

but it's every time she just goes in my house She

48:56

takes my weed now. My uncle Raymond would take objects

48:59

and sell them like he sold we believe he sold

49:01

our dog lady It's like

49:03

this old dying dog and like the dog

49:05

was just gone one day and my aunt

49:07

was always like I think she went to

49:10

go die in the woods like a bear

49:12

and Marie No, it's not with this not

49:14

the way it works. The dog would die

49:16

in its home. It wouldn't go comfortable Yeah,

49:18

it wouldn't go to the woods to fucking

49:20

die No uncle

49:22

Raymond was here for a week and the dog and

49:25

the VCR were gone. What do you think happened? Either

49:28

there's a VHS up that dog's ass Yeah,

49:32

I'm telling you right now fuck out the Raymond dog was

49:34

it's like all right. I'll throw in the dog Because

49:37

my first dog died like immediately Yeah,

49:40

it was my mom bought your baby. It

49:42

was like I was some sort of big

49:44

fat terrier Imagine Zach was a Jack Russell

49:47

terrier like These

49:50

little legs and this big fat body with no tail

49:52

is that a little bun and it would just shake

49:55

She was a sweet dog. She was she was that fleas

49:57

and shit, you know, this is the fucking 80s Yeah

50:02

Kind of like that. That's what lady look

50:04

like. Oh my god. That's exactly what lady

50:06

look like good We're didn't but she was probably

50:08

even bigger. She was a mix. It wasn't a Jack Russell. There was

50:10

like a terrier mix but you know over with a

50:12

case I Didn't

50:16

get it My

50:21

daddy sold the dog he probably just fucked it

50:30

So you're just gonna get rid of the body I

50:39

mean this I would love to get my uncle

50:41

if you guys know Raymond No, you're not actually what do I

50:43

do? Why would I bring that into my life? Yeah, I was

50:45

about to you want him on the show. I was about to

50:47

make so much out of yourself one of the worst You're

50:51

gonna hate me, but I fucked and sold you I

51:04

Was about to give up real quick I

51:06

was about to give uncle Raymond's last name

51:08

like a lunatic it's not Gomez those don't

51:10

worry Doggy

51:13

this guy was he was just this

51:15

is the guy that I told you that one day

51:17

I was on my front porch and

51:20

he was always in jail. He was like it was Jack He was like it's

51:22

but it this he had to be like 19 at the time, right? I'm

51:24

like eight right maybe ten and I

51:27

was sort of was like, oh, it's not for me. It's

51:29

like badass You know, we were so we're getting into fights

51:31

and he had like he had like fighting gloves They were

51:34

like almost like MMA gloves in the 80s like that. He

51:36

would wear for street fights He said he had like nunchucks

51:38

and weapons. He was essentially an autistic

51:40

liar A

51:52

great name for a podcast That's

51:54

a fucking great name for a podcast Autistic

51:57

liars who think they could fight the loose Jacob

51:59

has but Yeah,

52:01

he was fucking but he I remember one day I

52:03

was on the front porch of my aunt's house And

52:06

I saw him running past like pretty fast I

52:08

was like, oh there goes uncle rammy he must

52:11

be exercising then ten seconds later I saw another

52:13

guy from the neighborhood named Tony Hewitt chasing him

52:15

be like I'm gonna beat your fucking us Like

52:25

I was like, oh, oh, oh, you're

52:27

running just fight him. What are you doing? I

52:30

can't run from this guy, you're a man You're like

52:32

right by you again Lewis call help Call

52:35

the police, Lewis I pissed myself That whole, where

52:37

are my nunchucks? Lewis

52:40

give me the phone call mine And then

52:42

he runs back What? Lewis I

52:44

can't fight Lewis,

52:46

Lewis That's an accent Lewis

52:49

I lied about it with my face No

52:53

he fucking um, yeah, but

52:55

that uh, that was uncle ramen, but

52:57

he would be a fun character You just

52:59

steal. I remember one time I will I He

53:04

would disappear for it It would feel like a long time because

53:06

you're a kid, right? Just like how your

53:08

elementary school hallway seemed big and if you ever

53:10

go back now Like you could touch the walls

53:12

with your hands like no It's

53:15

so tiny dude. It's crazy all the desks are

53:17

like fuck Yeah, but when you're

53:19

usually remembered as these big fucking buildings and big

53:21

sort of you know and time seemed a lot

53:26

Bigger I was talking about this before I usually there's

53:28

a big pro wrestling fan from like WrestleMania 6 to

53:30

WrestleMania 11 and Up

53:32

until I was like I would in my 20s I would talk

53:34

about like I was a huge pro wrestling fan when I

53:36

was kid it took because it seemed like it was such a

53:39

Huge part of my life, but when you consider this five years

53:41

now, it's going like oh, that's not a really big part of

53:43

my life It's not anything you know was I was very young

53:45

I actually wasn't really as into it as I

53:47

think I was you know So anyway the point is that it

53:49

felt like Uncle Raymond would be gone forever and then show back

53:52

up and be gone forever Go to jail you go to jail

53:54

you go to Vegas. He seems like a scam artist Like

54:00

he taught me like how to like he taught me how

54:02

to like do the three-card Monty like Yeah,

54:05

like he literally taught me the technique to do it. So

54:07

I used to do it Okay,

54:23

okay, Louis you

54:27

sell VIP tickets for a thousand dollars

54:30

I'm like golden ticket Golden ticket

54:32

man Like really you know

54:36

These people are stupid They

54:38

think it's gold They pay

54:40

for the live stream, the live stream never happens And then they

54:42

die a week later, Louis is fool proof Yeah,

54:47

they just die of heroin You don't

54:49

even have to pay him you're God free When

54:52

the shit hits the fan you take away

54:55

their free trials Then

54:57

they got to subscribe me, huh? Oh

55:01

fuck dude Bonus episode, Chad

55:03

with Robbie with Robbie Goolin He's

55:06

fighting the golden ticket It's not even

55:08

for your phone Who

55:11

cares? It's not like I don't need it

55:13

You can't even use this Which is yellow

55:15

construction paper This

55:17

is more like a mustard It's

55:21

not even a real gold essay That's

55:24

the thing They just call it that shit They tell him

55:26

it's gold or so dumb Louis,

55:31

you tell them that P.L. make their dick really

55:33

hard Oh

55:37

fuck me I can't handle

55:39

it guys That's a headache from laughing That's good, we're having a good

55:41

show today guys Yeah, this is awesome We're

55:44

just jealous because we'll never be as good at

55:46

businesses Sure, that's sad That's

55:49

sad thing that is Guys, we

55:51

gotta get rich Let's just get rich guys, how

55:53

about this Help me get really really really really

55:55

rich And then I will give you money I

55:57

won't be like Jean Gillis, you won't give me

55:59

money Who won't just hand me money? He

56:02

could so easily just give me money. He could just give

56:04

us money. He could just hand us money. What the hell?

56:08

Piece of shit. Piece of shit. Just give

56:10

me money. Come on. Why not? I said

56:12

that on Nick Mullen's podcast. Now

56:15

I have like five trolls being like,

56:17

dude you're begging Shane for money. Fuck

56:19

a loser. I'm like, yes. Completely following

56:22

our heads. No, no, no. I am.

56:25

Oh, really? Oh, I thought we were joking. Oh, that

56:27

is pathetic. I figured the power of the four of

56:29

us could maybe get him to give us money. Fall

56:31

down seven. Stand up eight. You know? Maybe he'll

56:33

give you something so you leave him alone. You

56:36

just got to call him with different phone numbers. Shane,

56:40

do you want this to stop? Shane,

56:42

you want to see my wife's pussy? Come

56:44

on. 25 bucks. Shane,

56:49

come on. I need $30,000. I got a lower

56:51

number. I did ask him for a cool million. I

56:53

was like, Shane, just give me a million. I

56:56

was like, for what? I was like, I don't even know, dude. It wasn't

56:58

an investment idea. It was nothing. It

57:00

was just like, I just want $1 million. I'm going

57:02

to blow half of it on hookers and drugs. Yeah, yeah,

57:04

yeah. Give me 80 bucks, you fucking punter. Shane,

57:08

give me $130, please. Shane, I need it so bad. I

57:12

bet you I can even just pay my cell phone bill every month. Yeah. Like,

57:15

dude, just put me on your family plan. Come on, dude. Bro.

57:17

Give me on your Netflix. You

57:19

fucking asshole. Dude, Netflix. How about

57:21

he just shares his Netflix passwords with us? Shane, how

57:23

Shane, I got this really beautiful video of my wife

57:25

taking a piss. You

57:28

can have it for 350. If I could have your

57:30

Disney plus password for the year, for

57:33

the year, Disney plus is expensive. Yeah.

57:35

Take me to Disney World, Shane. Honey,

57:37

dinner's on me tonight. I'm sobbing at

57:39

Taco Bell for a grande d'amio. It's

57:42

on me. Oh,

57:44

fuck, dude. I don't care about Shifty dying,

57:46

Shannon. Yeah. Problem, let's assume

57:48

drugs. Yeah. For suicide. Well,

57:52

here's the thing. Can I be full? Well, can

57:54

I pull the curtain aside? Yeah. I

57:56

told Shannon to look up all these facts about

57:58

Shifty Shippoships. Because. I was

58:00

like we're gonna celebrate his life and we're gonna play come my

58:02

lady cut in the background and I was gonna name all The

58:04

things and then I just have any

58:06

other hits because there were a lot of bands from

58:08

that area that were sort of like They had one

58:10

more. I forgot what it was called though like bloodhound

58:12

gang. That was kind of a fuck They were fun,

58:14

but they weren't a wonder they were underground

58:18

so Crazy

58:20

town was more like part of this like rap

58:23

rari. I surprised but it wasn't even just

58:26

It wasn't even just rap rock it

58:28

was this like Pimp

58:31

rap. It was like love rap. It was

58:33

and by the way, I would dress like

58:36

this song There's

58:39

a way to describe it and I'd butterfly wings What

58:42

I said was I know but what I said on the

58:44

show a while ago I described it. We can never find the

58:46

name of the store Shannon shirtless with a chain

58:48

one, but there was Not

58:50

just shirtless. It was like there was there was an era.

58:53

It was like It

58:56

was the 90s the tribal tattoos like

58:58

that's that shit, but listen listen. No, it was

59:01

more like stop talking so much There

59:14

was a sentence not caring you're not taking things It

59:19

was a style it was almost like I would say Oh

59:26

Smash smash smash. Mm-hmm. Looks like people

59:28

do enjoy more fun than I don't

59:30

know But this what I'm saying that

59:32

it wasn't like metal the style

59:35

that I'm talking about was like Guy Fieri Yes

59:38

Like the the like you'd have a

59:40

bowling shot No, it was like

59:43

a bowling shirt with the devil on it and you'd

59:45

have like, you know But it'd be like jenko jeans

59:47

and a big chain wallet. Yeah, it was almost like

59:49

spiky Oakley's Yeah, it was like pimpy fucking and but

59:51

I had a year of my life where I was

59:53

like Oh, that's gonna be my stuff Yeah,

59:56

so if you caught me in the 11th grade,

59:58

that's how I was,

1:00:02

is that fucking style, and it was this

1:00:04

fucking song, so it was sort of representative

1:00:06

of that era. But it

1:00:08

was like a year or two, where Rap

1:00:10

Rock jumped the shark. Where like,

1:00:13

New Metal, New

1:00:15

Metal got too real. They took it too

1:00:17

far. You know? And they were

1:00:19

like, what the fuck is this? And they'd be sort of letting 311

1:00:21

get into the vernacular. This

1:00:23

band was in the vernacular. Sugar

1:00:26

Ray, like all these faggy fucking, and

1:00:28

some of these bands shifted. I

1:00:31

like it, you saying I'm a faggot? Ha, ha, ha,

1:00:33

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

1:00:35

ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Some

1:00:41

of the bands like Sugar Ray, right,

1:00:43

and Linkin Park did a pivot as well. Some

1:00:45

of them pivoted to pop, right, because they were

1:00:47

like, all right, we're not metal, right. This is

1:00:49

this spawning out of like this New Metal thing.

1:00:51

Cause a lot of these bands did like Second

1:00:53

Stage Oz Fest. I bet you Crazy Town was

1:00:56

at Oz Fest. Crazy Town got booed at Oz

1:00:58

Fest. Every time,

1:01:00

yeah, there's a whole YouTube thing about it

1:01:02

where they were talking about it. There's like

1:01:04

Shannon Osbourne is literally like, I felt bad

1:01:06

for them. They

1:01:09

really didn't give them a good spot. Yeah,

1:01:11

but a lot of these bands were like,

1:01:13

they weren't metal, but they sort of had

1:01:15

this kind of sound. Incubus was another, and

1:01:17

Incubus was actually pretty fucking heavy when they

1:01:19

popped off. Incubus, if you look at the

1:01:21

Fungus Amongus, it was

1:01:24

the first album, or the big one when

1:01:26

they were touring with Oz Fest on. But

1:01:29

you're saying they were more like Lazy Town. Yes.

1:01:34

Just waiting for that. He had it in the

1:01:36

head for a little bit. Two hits, pretty lazy. Yeah,

1:01:39

but that album cover was everywhere. Oh,

1:01:41

yeah, people have, that people, that was

1:01:43

in, that poster was in the background

1:01:46

of every TV show where the kid was supposed

1:01:48

to like metal. Thank you, Frank, for raising this

1:01:50

live chat. Frank, the fucking executive producer for the

1:01:52

Gas Digital Network, it

1:01:54

was Science, the album. Thank you. Oh,

1:01:57

right, right. Yeah, that album was fairly heavy. If you listen

1:01:59

to it compared. Now to like real metal. Yeah, it is

1:02:01

kind of faggy still. Well. Yeah because they're like

1:02:04

singing Yeah, he was but Brandon

1:02:06

Boyd was like every girl every

1:02:08

hot girl loved but before cuz he you

1:02:10

understand He looked like a fucking mongoloid before

1:02:12

he cut his hair and became like a

1:02:14

fucking like a gutter cutter fucking ab guy

1:02:17

This guy was fucking he looked like a metal dude.

1:02:19

He had a bongo He's fucking like badass when I

1:02:21

first saw incubus I saw incubus and system of it

1:02:23

down and virtual nightclub with 250 people back in 1997

1:02:29

That's what's up Just

1:02:32

so you know cool home down, New

1:02:34

Jersey bitch. It's where the fuck

1:02:36

I'm at. That's where I'm living my life What

1:02:40

if the fucking kidneys don't just came out while you're

1:02:42

doing that like this how You

1:02:47

know, oh, yeah, some

1:02:49

people are saying it was not a really sharp

1:02:51

pain in my penis I See

1:02:54

this I think maybe more times that I've seen

1:02:57

any band live because my girlfriend in high school

1:02:59

shout out Vicki That's

1:03:01

Vicki Vicki Vicki

1:03:03

we all called her These

1:03:09

that are calling to that after she dated No,

1:03:11

you were Vicki Though

1:03:16

you know if she loved incubus so

1:03:18

I took her to see them like six or seven

1:03:20

times I see I used to love seeing Concerts. Oh,

1:03:23

yeah now I see something I get kind of like halfway

1:03:26

through I'm like, I gotta go home I gotta work. Yeah,

1:03:28

I get like bummed out like I was like, what am

1:03:30

I? Why am I enjoying other men being better than me?

1:03:33

It's not a good way to be like is an

1:03:35

insecurity that I shouldn't have but it actually happens anytime

1:03:38

Yeah, it sucks when I'm if I if I'm like

1:03:40

a big event where I'm watching people and I get

1:03:42

inspired I'm like, oh, this is fucking great But I'm

1:03:44

going like I need to go fucking work and

1:03:47

not be right enjoying other

1:03:49

men living their fucking dreams I want to

1:03:51

be the guy playing the flute. Yeah So

1:03:58

I shan't fine we'll do the bit because you did the

1:04:00

work Fine, Shannon let's let's celebrate the life of shit the

1:04:02

shell shock Ladies

1:04:10

and gentlemen born Seth Brooks Benzer

1:04:15

Is real name only five foot seven little tiny guy,

1:04:17

but that's okay. Wow, that's okay I feel don't

1:04:19

tiny people don't do short man have longer Life

1:04:23

not this one. It's ease probably I think

1:04:25

that's the way it works for like every

1:04:27

animal Yeah, I think the smaller ones live

1:04:30

longer. Yeah, say that's what's good about short

1:04:32

guys, right? Yeah, I guess how Seven

1:04:36

nine Yeah,

1:04:49

I'm just so I'm probably gonna die tomorrow

1:04:51

I'm so tall I'm

1:04:53

5'8. I think your fat counteract your

1:04:56

Height though. What does that mean meaning

1:04:58

that you're gonna die young? Oh, yeah, I

1:05:01

mean probably no, I don't think I'm fat

1:05:04

enough to die young I Just

1:05:07

I'll just always have this weird good Let's

1:05:10

see Another thing about shifty

1:05:12

is street slang for someone who's cool under

1:05:14

pressure or slick in a very tight. Shannon.

1:05:16

I didn't just want facts about Word

1:05:20

association Like what is that's

1:05:22

not a fact about it's not celebrating his life

1:05:24

that was listed on his IMDB page as a

1:05:27

fact about him There's very little out about you.

1:05:29

By the way, you guys should know you got his

1:05:31

first tattoo when he was 18 years old It was a

1:05:33

marijuana leaf on his right arm Jesus

1:05:36

Christ Can

1:05:39

we see shifty bring him up let's look at a

1:05:41

picture I think it's more the Shannon IMDB the guy

1:05:43

from crazy town. I searched

1:05:45

several sources And everything there was

1:05:47

a wicked that's it now. I

1:05:49

went through that search several sorcerers That

1:05:54

shifty means Crazy

1:05:58

town a dumb joke marijuana

1:06:00

leaf tattoo is one of the most hand

1:06:02

jobby things you could do. Yes. But

1:06:05

when I did see him when I was in the 11th grade I was

1:06:07

like that's what I want to look like. I

1:06:09

had blonde hair. If you go to the

1:06:12

salty black flower website, I think it's listening.to.com/salty

1:06:14

black flower, you could find me drumming with

1:06:17

hair that I tried to make look like that. But I

1:06:19

had spic, Brillo pad hair that I tried to spike. It

1:06:21

just wouldn't say spiked. It was crazy. Keep

1:06:23

shifty up there, Shannon. We're going to give more

1:06:25

facts about him. Marijuana leaf tattoo is one of

1:06:27

the fucking hand jobby things you can do. Yeah.

1:06:30

Putting any kind of marijuana thing on you. There's

1:06:33

a. Yeah. How

1:06:35

old was he? He went to his 18. 49 when he died. 49

1:06:38

when he died but he was 18 when he got

1:06:40

the marijuana leaf tattoo. Yeah. Yeah.

1:06:43

There's something very like gay porn about those stars too.

1:06:47

No, this was the time where it's like he was cool. This

1:06:50

was cool. Yeah, this was like 20 years where

1:06:52

Jay got his. Yeah, big Jay. That's a

1:06:54

big Jay's forums right there. Remember

1:06:57

big Jay thought he was like commandeering

1:06:59

the nautical star as his thing like

1:07:01

with the thing. It was like

1:07:03

on his album cover and he had it on his fucking forums.

1:07:05

He was like, yeah, bro. I

1:07:08

had that on my head. Jay's so fun to make

1:07:10

fun of. He just can't do it to his face.

1:07:12

He'll shut down. It's the whole thing, guys. Jay

1:07:15

does kind of dress like this. Yeah, no, Jay.

1:07:17

Jay would this to this day. Jay's trying to

1:07:19

still go for this. He's currently adding accessories to

1:07:21

eventually get to his final form, which is this.

1:07:24

That tiny little goatee.

1:07:27

Did you hear about this story? There's a lady

1:07:29

in Boston who they're like sort of they're like

1:07:31

framing her for murder. This

1:07:33

Karen Reed trial. They're

1:07:36

saying she ran over her boyfriend with

1:07:39

her car, but it's all

1:07:41

messed up and they think they

1:07:44

the people at this house they were at killed the guy,

1:07:46

killed her boyfriend. Oh shit. Yeah,

1:07:49

I don't know anything about it. I don't know why I brought it up. Thanks

1:07:52

man. That's a. I'm celebrating the

1:07:54

life of Shifty Shivel Shorts. Yeah.

1:07:57

And you fucking just wanted to bring it with.

1:08:00

this guy dying, can we just say

1:08:02

Dr. Drew is the Angel of Death

1:08:04

for Hasbin celebrities? Maybe, maybe. He was

1:08:06

on two seasons of Celebrity Rehab and

1:08:08

Soberhouse with Dr. Drew. If Dr. Drew

1:08:10

saved anyone, I don't know. I think

1:08:13

it's more the rehab. Oh, this is

1:08:15

interesting. He dated Punky Brewster Solille Moon

1:08:17

Fry in 2022. Oh,

1:08:20

wow. In 2022. Pull her up recently. She's

1:08:22

hot. Is she hot these days? I

1:08:24

would say she stayed pretty good. I noticed she got a breast reduction.

1:08:26

Get out of town. But she's decent.

1:08:29

Solille Moon Fry? Can we see her, please?

1:08:34

I would say she's hot. For him? She's

1:08:37

better. This is not a great picture. Let me

1:08:39

go to her Instagram. I remember seeing, because remember

1:08:41

when she released a documentary about the 90s? Right

1:08:45

after that is when they started dating. She started posting pictures of him.

1:08:47

She probably met him and then fucking, but she's probably

1:08:49

into drugs. That's why. She's

1:08:51

a drug bitch. Pretty. She's

1:08:54

pretty? Let me see. Her right there and her

1:08:56

friend's prettier. Let's

1:09:00

see. I mean, she's fine. I

1:09:02

mean, pretty good for him, considering he died of

1:09:04

a fucking overdose. Suppose,

1:09:07

agree. Allegedly. Shannon,

1:09:10

this isn't pretty. Shannon, you were way hotter than this bitch.

1:09:13

You know that, right? Thanks. Shannon, you

1:09:15

were. You're sure it's pretty hot for

1:09:17

an above 40 lady. Hell,

1:09:20

I forget that. Yeah, you

1:09:22

forget it. What

1:09:24

else? Anything else had a suspected net worth of

1:09:27

twenty five thousand dollars at the time of his

1:09:29

death and he had a small role as

1:09:31

Victor and Clifford, the big red dog. Well,

1:09:34

I do have that if you want to see it. Let's

1:09:36

see, please. He

1:09:39

goes, that dog belongs in crazy town. It's really

1:09:41

bad. Well, the guy from he had a net

1:09:43

worth of twenty five thousand dollars. Yeah. So how

1:09:46

does he have that little and Shane Gillis has

1:09:48

so much so much? Yeah, that's Shane.

1:09:50

You know, should have helped this man. And Shane can save

1:09:52

his life. He could have helped

1:09:54

this man. If Shane can change of double his net

1:09:57

worth the same way that I drop a quarter. Yes.

1:10:00

Quarter would roll out of my pocket, and I

1:10:02

probably wouldn't even bend down to pick it up Yes,

1:10:04

sir, as an opique to be

1:10:06

confused with a Jew mm-hmm People

1:10:10

I got look at the Jew nah that

1:10:12

quarters for the earth now. Yeah, yeah, right so

1:10:16

You're donating it back to the world I

1:10:20

once last time you put a quarter into a machine and turn

1:10:22

the thing and got something out of it um Like

1:10:25

a gumball or something anything you can't get

1:10:27

much for a quarter these days Is

1:10:30

there no quarter machines anymore? This

1:10:32

is what I balls I might I think what I

1:10:34

want to do for my Jamaican vacation I'm a vacation

1:10:37

my Jamaican business that I want to start Because

1:10:39

I figured if I just have a business in Jamaica that

1:10:41

can bring me there once a month spend four or five

1:10:43

days There once a month Here

1:10:45

it is What would that

1:10:48

what would that basically guess please? Vending

1:10:51

machines you know it because you saw the way

1:10:53

my mind was good vending machine a lot of

1:10:55

money from those I think vending machines in Jamaica

1:10:57

or fine dude go to the hotels go to

1:10:59

the resorts They need snacks right be like hey

1:11:02

I just want to put vending machines for your

1:11:04

fucking people late night. They can't do it I

1:11:06

go to a lot of these places. There's not

1:11:08

many vending machines crazy not many vending machines crazy

1:11:11

And I feel like this is gonna be this gonna be the future. I

1:11:14

could see that it would be real I ree Have

1:11:16

you seen the new vending machines will that are you

1:11:18

leave for a month you come back? They're all broke

1:11:20

and the snacks gone in like a Jamaican guy lives

1:11:22

in each Me

1:11:27

hot Look

1:11:29

up use vending machines Look

1:11:33

up use vending machines in Jamaica this could

1:11:36

be a key my marijuana on Jesus All

1:11:39

it needs to do is fund my Jamaican vacation,

1:11:41

so my fans don't judge me for vacation But

1:11:43

so much like blunt wraps and stuff in it,

1:11:45

too Zach

1:11:48

you want to be in the business? There's

1:11:56

pictures of you on the vending machine rolling

1:11:59

papers. You know No, we could

1:12:01

get really nice pictures of you guys papers.

1:12:03

Maybe like silicone bowls 100

1:12:06

bucks for it. That's not a

1:12:08

bad dude. Yes organic plant wraps.

1:12:10

Yeah, and then have candy candy

1:12:12

soda and weed paraphernalia This

1:12:17

is it but you do some sodas

1:12:19

you do some fucking yes, what about red try

1:12:21

but there's no laws It's a third world country.

1:12:24

This is all lawless land I bet you I

1:12:26

could have a fucking red shrimp vending machine just

1:12:28

on the side of the road There's

1:12:31

a lot of crime though. I bet you this can be

1:12:33

an issue. Yeah, I think you'd be more. Yeah Yeah,

1:12:36

somebody's like I'll pay for this with

1:12:38

my machete You

1:12:51

need to have a license to sell liquor in

1:12:54

Jamaica you can't just sell it on the street

1:12:57

is there Look Is

1:12:59

there damn it? That's a good one.

1:13:02

How long does things get a license to sell liquor in Jamaica?

1:13:04

I bet you I'm sure

1:13:06

you need a person to take IDs. They don't charge

1:13:09

taxes for Americans if you sort of business in Jamaica

1:13:11

for the first ten years Well,

1:13:14

yeah, can you stop after ten years? Yeah, I think

1:13:16

they do all the time There's a bunch of like

1:13:19

Asians and Indians It's like open up like delis and

1:13:21

like fucking just places that you buy like fucking knickknacks

1:13:23

and shit And they just changed the name of the

1:13:25

business after ten years Wow genius

1:13:27

and just live tax-free in paradise

1:13:31

As a smelly little Asian. How

1:13:33

crazy is that? What a

1:13:35

life guys we're doing it all wrong. I know

1:13:38

really smelling Asians. Well, what

1:13:40

are I sort of Jamaican comedy festival? That's

1:13:43

okay. The idea which is at a resort. It's

1:13:45

gonna be skank fest because I'll cut these bitches

1:13:47

out. It could be all mine Lewis

1:13:50

you don't ring The

1:13:54

problem is you're not gonna get skin fest has become

1:13:56

such a big thing and such a specific thing Yeah,

1:13:58

that you could we talked about doing