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2:00

The party too hard was Justin Timberlake. I...

2:03

Yeah, yeah. Oh, we've all been

2:06

there. I've gotten a

2:08

DUI. Come on, it's not

2:10

the worst thing in the world. Yeah, he was... Long

2:14

Island got a DUI. Interesting excuse.

2:16

He said he's bringing taxi back.

2:23

But

2:26

right on cue, right with the summer, we have

2:28

a heat dome. They used to call it a

2:30

heat wave, I guess, same fucking thing. But, okay.

2:33

The kids have to rename everything. It's a

2:35

heat dome now. Okay,

2:37

well, it's hot out there. The

2:40

Weather Service is asking the elderly and

2:42

the vulnerable to campaign for president indoors.

2:50

Oh, it's hot. It

2:52

is really hot out there. Jew

2:55

haters are protesting without the mask. That's...

2:58

I don't know it.

3:04

It's hot. Boy, Lindsey

3:06

Graham was squirting his

3:08

face with a mister.

3:12

Mr... Mr. Who, I don't

3:14

know. No,

3:19

it's hot. It's

3:21

so hot. People are standing next to

3:23

Biden hoping he'll freeze up. It's

3:28

unfair. Oh, that's... We're

3:31

going to talk about that tonight on the panel. We're going to show

3:33

it so you can decide for yourself. This is a big issue. Now,

3:36

cheap fakes, you heard that, what they call

3:39

cheap fakes, where they show Biden. They're not

3:41

doctored, but they are edited to make him

3:43

look like he's a daughtering old fool and

3:45

that he freezes up. And

3:47

that's the difference between Trump and Biden. It's

3:50

an embarrassing video for Biden when he's

3:52

not talking. But

4:02

all eyes are on next Thursday, six weeks

4:04

from today, six weeks, six days from today.

4:07

This is unprecedented. It is the first presidential

4:09

debate. Usually they're not till... Oh,

4:12

we like this? Okay. Well,

4:16

you are more optimistic than I am, but

4:18

okay. But I

4:21

mean, we usually don't have them until

4:23

October, September the earliest, but this time

4:26

they looked at the actuarial tables and

4:30

they said, let's get this show on the road.

4:33

Come on.

4:36

And these

4:39

debates, these debates are going to

4:41

be a little different. There are rules for the

4:43

first time. Wow, we have rules. Like, they're going

4:45

to cut off the mic when you're not talking

4:47

and you know, huddling in

4:50

the breaks. And it's 90 minutes with two commercial

4:52

breaks. They were going over the rules. And Biden

4:54

said, can I go to the bathroom during the

4:56

debate? And they said, no, you can't leave the

4:58

stage. And Biden said, that's

5:01

not what I asked. Down

5:13

in Louisiana, they are now putting the 10 commandments

5:16

in the schools. Trump said, I love the 10

5:18

commandments. They should be in the public schools and

5:20

the private schools. I got a better idea. Instead

5:22

of the 10 commandments, just put out a picture

5:25

of Donald Trump. Kids don't be like that. And

5:36

this is terrible news, actually. Our two biggest

5:38

enemies in the world, Vladimir Putin and Kim

5:41

Jong-un, they had a big love fest in

5:43

North Korea this week. Wow,

5:45

this is not good news. They gave

5:47

each other gifts. Putin gave Kim a

5:49

limousine. And Kim gave

5:52

Putin two dogs. And Putin said, what do you

5:54

call them? And Kim said, breakfast and lunch. All

5:57

right, we've got a great show. We

6:05

have Andrew Cuomo, former

6:07

governor of New York, Adam Kinzinger,

6:09

former Republican congressman. First

6:12

up, I'm so excited,

6:14

you know, for years I've interviewed authors out

6:17

here in our opening one-on-one interview spot, but

6:19

now I find myself in the position of

6:21

being the author of a book on the

6:23

bestseller list. Thank you.

6:27

So, I

6:31

can't interview myself. I needed someone to interview

6:33

me, and we are so

6:35

lucky tonight. We have a master,

6:38

perhaps the master, of the

6:41

art form. Ladies and gentlemen, Jiminy Glick

6:43

is here. Wonderful

6:55

to see you! Thank

6:59

you! Thank

7:02

you! You sit. I'm

7:04

going to come out,

7:07

because I'm the guest now. If

7:11

someone had a hot dog, I'll tell you. This

7:15

is going to be so exciting for

7:17

me! Really, because I'm

7:19

used to interviewing celebrities, so this is

7:21

a nice change of pace. How

7:25

are we on time? We just started. Well,

7:28

I'm an author in this space.

7:30

I'm so excited! I'm so excited

7:32

that you're an author! And you

7:34

look wonderful! You're timeless. Your skin

7:36

is so youthful. It

7:39

is. I'm not saying it's firm. I'm saying

7:41

it's youthful. No,

7:43

you have the Kylie Jenner lip

7:45

plumper working. And

7:48

you're in wonderful shape, Bill. For someone who's let himself

7:50

go. You're

7:54

like a male Marjorie Taylor Greene, really. In

7:58

other words, Marjorie Taylor Greene. No, it's... So

8:03

you're doing political stuff now. I am. I am.

8:05

That's interesting. Look at your smile. Well, thank you.

8:07

Look at your smile. Smile for me,

8:09

Bill. Smile for me. Your

8:13

smile is like an email from grandma, all caps.

8:22

But this is exciting. But listen, I want to get

8:24

to this book, and I love this book. Oh, thank

8:26

you so much. I love this book. I haven't read

8:29

it. Well,

8:31

I've read it cover and cover, but

8:34

nothing inside. But word gets back that

8:36

it's delightful. It is. I

8:38

think we really enjoy it. I spend a lot. But first, I want

8:40

to ask something, Bill. I want to ask something really. Yeah. You're

8:44

one of the few people that Richard Simmons

8:46

will talk to. Is he okay? I

8:54

am so scared for him, Bill. I

8:57

don't know. I've seen him on TMZ and so

8:59

forth. He seems like he's okay. The people who

9:01

know him see. Well, I hope so. Okay. He

9:04

just wants to. Okay, enough, Bill. Now,

9:06

let's. But

9:09

I want to get back to this. Yeah,

9:11

my book. Yeah, thank you so much.

9:13

It's a wonderful, wonderful book. And as

9:15

an author, is this how you,

9:17

Bill Burr, see yourself? Bill

9:21

Burr is a different comedian entirely. Oh, my

9:23

God. Of course. You're Bill Murray,

9:25

you know? Really,

9:28

the combo of weed and cheap cologne fighting

9:31

for dominance should have given it away. But

9:33

anyway. My cologne is not cheap.

9:35

So happy. Well, Bill Maher, happy

9:37

belated Father's Day. I am excited. I'm

9:39

not a father. I

9:42

know you have four children. I have Morgan,

9:44

Mason, Matthew, and Modine. Right. I know

9:46

you are. I mean, I... Thank

9:50

you. And

9:53

I was... By the way, I was reading up on you,

9:55

too. Not that I don't know everything about you, because you

9:57

are a big celebrity, but... Thank you. in

10:00

your Wikipedia page that you lost your virginity

10:03

when you fell into a barboy. It

10:08

happens. Don't judge. Don't judge. And here's

10:10

the thing. There's a few things I

10:12

want to ask about this book of

10:14

yours. Because I love it. Not

10:17

that I've read it. But I love it.

10:19

But everyone seems to love your book. But

10:21

why trash Harriet Tubman? No,

10:27

that's not in there. It's not in there? No,

10:29

no, no, no. Well, my assistant is rarely one.

10:32

But your book is a triumph. What do you

10:34

owe it success to? Low expectation? Really?

10:40

How

10:44

does it feel to dominate a dying

10:46

medium? Well, that's a really interesting point to

10:48

bring up. Because it is tough in today's

10:50

world to get people to read. Because people

10:53

are just not readers anymore. So I was

10:55

very gratified that this did so well. It

10:57

was number one on the Best Suggle list

10:59

a couple of weeks ago. Staying on there.

11:02

People for years have won. I'll

11:14

get a job tomorrow, Ma. Oh, I'll tell you. That's

11:16

all you say. Now,

11:19

this is really interesting. But it's amazing to write

11:21

a book. Yes, it

11:23

is. And to conquer a

11:25

field. Because not many people

11:28

will. Next, you'll probably get

11:30

a deal with Blockbuster Video.

11:32

And you're filled with opinions.

11:35

I love the because I've

11:37

always loved Bill Maher's opinions.

11:40

You know, like, like your opinions about covid,

11:43

the whole covid thing. I always

11:45

love getting my medical advice from a club

11:47

act. What

11:55

hospital did you study at? Young

11:58

Medical Center? I

12:00

mean we see now that there were a couple

12:02

of years have passed it so many the things they

12:04

said were wrong They're now even the New York

12:06

Times now is saying that they started in the lab

12:08

that it was not from the wet markets What do

12:11

you think about that? What I didn't I wasn't

12:13

listening No,

12:19

but I would call you see this is what I think about

12:21

you bill I think you I

12:23

think you're a renaissance man I

12:27

mean I'm looking at your notes you're a

12:29

talk show host. You're an author. Yeah sure.

12:32

Oh, that's a whole list I Also

12:36

stand up common Here's

12:50

the things cuz you're filled with opinions

12:52

are there any topics for you that

12:54

are off-limits other than foreplay Well,

13:00

that's a great question Jimmy a lot of good

13:02

question a lot of people ask me that I

13:04

would say only things that Are boring you know

13:06

I mean I don't stay away from anything because

13:08

it's Really

13:27

clear everything up Because

13:31

it was interesting Yeah,

13:38

well you're asking me with anything is

13:40

off-limits and I always say nothing's off-limits

13:42

unless everyone Yes

13:50

No, no my down their hair is turning purple

13:52

for reasons I'm

13:57

sorry go back That's

14:00

uh... Okay.

14:06

I want to hear, I want to hear. No,

14:08

no, no. You're interesting. Well, I'm glad you think

14:10

that because I know you have interviewed like all

14:12

the biggest stars in the world. I remember when

14:14

you had, as you called them, Tom

14:16

Hank. Tom Hank is

14:18

wonderful. Yeah. I

14:21

said to Steven Spielberg, when are you going to do the

14:23

big one that connects with the people? You know. Here's

14:27

the thing I want to get, I want to

14:29

talk to you about, because it's, and this seems

14:31

like a random conversation, but I think it's an

14:33

important question. What's the oddest thing you've accidentally dropped

14:35

into the toilet? Mine

14:38

was a whole rotisserie chicken once, and I

14:40

don't know what happened. But

14:42

enough about that. I want to know about the real, I

14:44

want to know about the real, I want to know, I

14:47

want to know about the real Bill Maher. I

14:49

want to know your personal journey. I

14:51

want to know, but not too much detail, because

14:54

I don't really care. But, like

14:57

other than L. Ron Hubbard, who has influenced

14:59

you? Who

15:04

has been the big people? Well,

15:07

certainly not L. Ron Hubbard. I mean, that's

15:10

a religion. And, you know, I'm a rather

15:12

famous as an atheist. You know, that's one

15:14

of the topics we'll be talking about. I

15:16

heard that influenced Belmar. Well, you

15:19

know, when I was a kid. Love to hear it

15:21

tonight. I

15:36

got to bring more Kleenex up. Well,

15:40

when I was a kid, of course, I wanted to be a

15:42

comedian when I was very young. I can't

15:44

tell you that. I

15:50

mean, Johnny Carson was in my. Johnny

15:54

Carson and George Carlin. Robert

15:58

Clark. I

16:01

mean, we're influenced. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.

16:07

I used to, when I was first thinking about being a comedian,

16:13

there was a show on from Canada

16:15

called SCTV. It was so... Oh, influence.

16:18

So... Ha ha ha! So,

16:23

for almost everyone in that cast was a genius. Almost.

16:26

Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! But

16:30

that was a big influence on me, that show. Well, thank

16:32

you so much on behalf of that cast. What do you

16:34

have to do with it? No, I interviewed some of them,

16:36

and now they don't talk to me, and

16:39

I don't know what that's about. But... And

16:42

you're also a big fan of PETA. PETA,

16:45

the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I'm

16:48

with you, Bill, because I have one

16:50

of the heaviest set dogs in the

16:53

room. Regilina,

16:55

the worms in her stool have type 2

16:57

diabetes. And I'm... Because

17:05

I've always... Like, which endangered species do you

17:07

feel was kind of asking for it? Well,

17:11

none of them, of course. I mean,

17:13

all the creatures on this earth should

17:15

be able to live freely and to

17:17

propagate. Good. Not to be

17:19

hunted to extinction by man. I mean, you

17:22

know, we are getting to the point where we're only going to eat like

17:24

three things in here. We eat cows, pigs... You'd

17:28

tell me if you'd had a stroke, wouldn't you? It

17:37

may be coming, but... Yes. Well,

17:40

look, let me just say this, that

17:42

you are absolutely sensational. Thank

17:45

you. And other than lacking one, what

17:47

do you think your comedy legacy will be? You

17:53

know, really, Bill, because everyone loves you. They

17:55

do. I mean, Republicans don't like you. Democrats

17:58

don't like you. But

18:00

your wife and

18:02

kids do, Lynette and the twins. No, I have not.

18:04

No, never been married. Never married. Well, look, this has

18:06

been so much fun. Thank you. We've

18:09

got to wrap it up. Your book is absolutely

18:11

the greatest book I've ever read. Thank you. Thank

18:14

you, Jiminy. And you know, thank

18:16

you because I've always felt

18:19

that I mean this, honest to God, I mean

18:21

this, and I'm not going to cry. But I

18:23

feel that the boring and tedious guests make me

18:25

a better interviewer, so thank you. Jiminy, collect. Thank

18:28

you. Thank you. Thank you.

18:31

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. Fuck

18:33

you, Lynette. Jiminy Blake. Thank you.

18:36

All right. Thank you. Oh,

18:38

my God. All right. Follow

18:40

that, guys. All right. He

18:43

is New York State's former

18:45

three-term governor. Andrew Cuomo is

18:47

over here. All right. Follow

18:49

that, guys. All right. He

18:52

is New York State's former three-term governor.

18:55

Andrew Cuomo is over here. And

19:01

former Republican congressman from Illinois, author of

19:03

the book, renegade and founder of the

19:05

country first pack, Adam Kinziger is over

19:07

here. Okay. So.

19:11

You handled that well, I thought.

19:14

You're such a pro. I

19:16

just melted into laughter. But

19:18

what can you do with that? That's the

19:20

funniest thing I've ever seen. Okay. So

19:23

switching gears here now, since both of

19:25

you are people who have been in

19:27

office and are recently out of office,

19:29

I'm not sure that's your choice, but.

19:33

Well, well, I honestly,

19:37

I feel like you're both like the coach

19:40

that you see in the booth on the

19:42

NFL, the NBA, who's really trying to get

19:44

back in the game. He's in the booth

19:46

now, but he's waiting for that coaching job.

19:49

This happened with the guy in the Lakers.

19:52

Okay. So let me ask the political question. If

19:54

Biden won't step aside and it looks like he

19:56

won't, even though I think he should have a

19:58

long time ago and still. not too late. The

20:01

question becomes what kind

20:03

of campaign is he running? As two

20:05

political savants here, is he

20:07

running a good campaign? And if you were running

20:10

it, what would you be telling him and what

20:12

would you do to run it better? Yeah.

20:17

I don't think he's running an

20:19

especially good campaign, frankly. I think there's

20:21

a big

20:23

question that he has to answer,

20:26

which is about his age, his

20:28

viability, etc. And I

20:30

think the only way you answer that is by

20:32

getting out there and letting people see you. That's

20:35

the only way you put it to rest. And I don't think you

20:38

can hide from that bill. And

20:41

I think you should be more aggressive in that

20:43

regard. I think you should also be more aggressive

20:45

in talking about what this campaign is really all

20:47

about, right? Because it's

20:50

really bigger than Trump and Biden.

20:53

And this campaign is about division

20:55

versus unity. It's about

20:57

whether we are going to exploit differences

21:00

or whether we're going to find commonality.

21:03

Is it still the United States or

21:05

is it the divided states? And I

21:07

think it's that binary of choice. And

21:09

I think you should frame the race

21:11

that way. But that seems like the

21:13

kind of lofty ideas he is running

21:15

on that's not working. People

21:17

seem to be saying we want to,

21:19

we care about the pocketbook issues. And

21:22

this is across the lines of race, of

21:25

gender. Everybody seems to be saying the

21:27

same thing. It's inflation, it's

21:30

pocketbook issues. It's things like that that

21:32

hit us every day in our everyday

21:34

lives. And you guys are talking about

21:37

Ukraine and Gaza and Israel and democracy.

21:40

I agree with you. Democracy is

21:42

on the line. It just doesn't seem to connect

21:44

with the people. I mean, I could go through

21:46

the stats here of the people he's losing. It's

21:49

a little scary because he's losing the

21:51

people who are supposed to be

21:53

the ones in the Democratic camp.

21:56

Immigration, I saw this week,

21:58

OK, he's allowing U.S. citizens now

22:01

to their spouses to apply for

22:03

permanent residency. We've been here for

22:05

sometimes up to 10 years, married,

22:07

not a citizen. Okay. That's

22:10

kind of pandering to not

22:12

working. Forty-five percent of Hispanic voters prefer

22:14

Biden compared to 39 percent

22:16

for Trump. Last time he

22:19

won 59 percent. That was 2020. So

22:21

he's lost 14 points there. He

22:24

went to Morehouse. He said, what is democracy if

22:26

you have to be 10 times better than anyone

22:28

else to get a fair shot? It seemed like

22:30

pandering to me. Black voters under 50.

22:34

He led by 80 points in 2020, now by 37. Still

22:38

a lot. But he's lost 43 points

22:41

off the key constituency. Student

22:44

loans. He's forgiven $144 billion in student loans. Only

22:49

36 percent of student debt

22:51

holders like it. I

22:53

mean, if you can't win the people you're

22:56

pandering to. I mean, I get it. Politics

22:58

is somewhat about pandering. It's not

23:00

even an insult. You're supposed to do what people want

23:02

to a certain degree, also be a leader. But if

23:04

you're not winning these groups and he's lost 8 percent

23:07

off women since 2020. And

23:10

yet I read in the polls, he pulled ahead

23:12

this week. Explain that to

23:14

me. I think because Trump's psycho and

23:16

I think people are starting to see that.

23:18

I'm honestly. I think

23:21

that we've known that. But I

23:24

think if you look, the last

23:26

few years, you know, Trump's kind of been in and out

23:28

of the press. He's still consumed. Everybody's

23:30

consumed with him. But when you start seeing

23:32

him talk again, I do think

23:34

the the felonies have heard

23:36

him. But when you see him talk again,

23:39

people feel this exhaustion coming back. So I

23:41

think that's a change. What's happening right now

23:44

is there's still this belief that identity politics

23:46

works. And I don't think it works. It

23:48

doesn't. It doesn't work. People

23:50

are voting now. The political realignment is kind

23:52

of this middle class. It's a sign of

23:55

progress. It's educated. Yeah, it is a sign

23:57

of the progress. We've made in this country.

24:00

And look, there's no doubt but that you have

24:02

to speak to people where they are, right? And

24:05

it is about the cost of living. And

24:08

not as an abstract concept, it's about

24:10

the cost of your groceries and gasoline

24:12

and health care, etc. And

24:15

those are the issues that he has to address.

24:18

But I still think one of the

24:20

issues he has on the table, Bill,

24:22

is his personal capacity to lead. And

24:26

that has to be answered at the same time. Also,

24:29

look at immigration. This is screaming at people

24:31

as the number one concern. And as a

24:33

political party, you have a choice to make.

24:35

You can either listen to the concerns, like

24:37

you were talking about earlier, or at some

24:39

point say those concerns aren't real. People

24:41

are concerned with the border. I'm about as

24:44

moderate to almost liberal on immigration. I think

24:46

we have to be a welcoming country. But

24:48

we have to have security on the border.

24:50

I think his executive order was important, but

24:53

then they cut, you know, they then come out

24:55

with this new thing, which kind of washes away

24:57

what he did on the executive order. I think

24:59

lean forward on immigration. You're going to tick off

25:01

your left base. But that's OK, because they're going

25:03

to vote for you. Who's not voting for you

25:05

and who you have to try to win is

25:07

the middle. Yeah. Right. I

25:10

agree with that. I agree with that. His

25:15

immigration policy was a mistake, right?

25:18

I get the theory of the extreme

25:20

left, where land of immigrants let everyone

25:23

come in. We all came as immigrants.

25:25

I get it. But how

25:27

you do it makes all the difference in the

25:29

world. Right. And to just

25:31

open the borders with no plan, you don't know where

25:33

they go. You don't know who's going to pay for

25:35

them. They wind up in cities

25:37

all across the country. New York has a couple

25:40

of hundred thousand in hotels

25:43

costing New York City a fortune. No

25:46

jobs, no training, no help

25:48

assimilating into society. So

25:50

who did you even help? It

25:53

was a great theory. You have the

25:56

person in your old job, the governor

25:58

of New York, a Democrat, saying saying,

26:00

don't come here. Those

26:02

are her exact words, don't come here. And the

26:04

mayor of New York saying, this is going to

26:06

ruin our city. I mean, if I

26:09

didn't know who was talking, I would have thought they would be

26:11

Republicans. Yeah. But they didn't stop

26:13

them, Bill. They could have stopped. Right.

26:16

The governor was saying she didn't want them outside of

26:18

New York City. But

26:21

the mayor could have said no. The

26:23

governor could have said no. Many mayors and governors

26:25

said no. But New

26:27

York was more of

26:29

the ideological left. All

26:31

are welcome. And

26:34

now we're finding out 200,000 people later. You

26:38

needed a plan. You needed to know what

26:40

to do with these people. I'm

26:43

not sure you can. I

26:47

mean, Trump is, Trump is up.

26:49

He has a 23 point edge

26:52

with Latinos on the

26:54

issue of border security. I

26:56

feel like this is not those issues where

26:58

the Democrats trying to be so unracist are

27:01

actually kind of racist because they

27:03

don't they don't seem to see Latinos as

27:05

Americans. Right. Like they care

27:07

about border security, too. They're here. And

27:11

as one of the few Republicans who

27:13

I must commend you said

27:15

you're going to vote for Biden, right? OK, usually.

27:22

Usually Republicans who don't want Trump. They just still

27:25

don't have the balls to say, yeah, but I'm

27:27

going to vote for the other guy. I'm

27:29

going to write in Mickey Mouse or Ronald Reagan

27:32

or some stupid bullshit like that. Yeah. But

27:34

here's an issue like Westmore. He's the governor of

27:36

Maryland. He's 45 Afghan

27:39

vet. He should be running. OK.

27:43

Mass pardon of 175000 marijuana convictions this year. Yeah.

27:54

Biden could do it. I mean, Trump

27:56

is in Las Vegas where I'm going later today to

27:59

perform this. weekend. He

28:06

was talking in Vegas off the top of his

28:08

head he said no taxing tips you

28:11

know because a lot of people are waiters and

28:13

waitresses and in that industry I know it's gonna

28:15

go down well at the spearmint rhino no taxing

28:17

tips. Again

28:25

it's kind of a pander but you know if

28:27

it works and again the marijuana thing that's not

28:29

a pander even though it would work that way

28:31

it's just good common sense and

28:33

politics I don't know why he doesn't

28:36

do things like that or you mentioned

28:38

health care I mean the Obama subsidies

28:40

expire next year unless Congress acts. Why

28:44

doesn't he run on this

28:46

guy's gonna take it away I was one

28:48

of the ones who gave it to you

28:50

it's like ten goddamn words. Yeah

28:58

and I think that's the thing is he

29:01

has to be aggressive against Donald Trump. What

29:03

Donald Trump has going for him is he's

29:05

got that lizard brain that just knows exactly

29:07

what people want to hear at that moment

29:09

like the tip thing and he can pander

29:11

like that. You know Joe Biden's a decent

29:14

man he's not a right you know and

29:16

he needs to go against what Donald Trump

29:18

is saying and talk about what this really

29:20

means for things like you know abortion policy

29:22

for things like health care etc he's got

29:25

to go hard on that I think and

29:27

hope you will see that particularly as it's

29:29

you know they're gonna be a continuing tight

29:31

race. So the debate is in six days

29:33

these rules now here are the new rules

29:35

no audience never seen

29:37

that at a debate no huddling with

29:40

your staff in the two breaks no

29:43

notes and they cut the mics when

29:45

you're not talking also

29:48

every each candidate gets to have a pen

29:50

a bottle of water and a notepad winner

29:53

is the one who can tell which is which. Who

30:03

do these rules help? I

30:05

don't know. Here's the thing that concerns me

30:07

a little bit is part of

30:09

this exhaustion with Trump is

30:12

that he doesn't shut up. He keeps talking.

30:14

Remember the last debate where he kept over

30:17

talking to Biden and Biden just kind of

30:19

sat back and it actually helped Biden. I

30:21

worry that the might cut situation. It's probably

30:23

better for America because we get to hear

30:25

real things being talked about. But

30:27

I worry that that's going to tamp down on some of

30:29

the psychoness that he has and people aren't going to quite

30:31

see it as well. It will depend. But you know what?

30:34

He'll keep talking even though the mic

30:36

is out. Absolutely. He'll just keep going.

30:43

Biden has to look, if you had to pick

30:45

a word, it's strong. He has to

30:47

look like he did with the State of

30:49

the Union. He has to come out. He

30:51

has to be strong. Trump will be overbearing

30:53

because he thinks he's going to show his

30:56

strength by just over powering Biden. And

30:58

I think he'll overdo it. And shutting

31:00

off the mic, I really believe

31:03

he's going to keep talking. Well, the

31:05

Republicans believe he will be very virile

31:07

because he's on drugs. I got to

31:09

say this about the Republicans, man, when

31:12

they get a new talking point, I

31:14

don't know if they meet in a

31:16

secret underground lair. But

31:19

when the memo goes out, they all get

31:21

on the same page. And the new page

31:23

is that Biden, yes, we all say he's

31:25

feeble most of the time. But when he's

31:28

not, when he's actually not being feeble, it's

31:30

because he's on drugs. Play the we put

31:32

together a little run of people talking about

31:34

this on conservative media. Tonight,

31:37

America saw, let's

31:39

say, a very different Joe Biden. I

31:41

might call him Jacked Up Joe. Joe

31:43

Biden must have been jacked up on

31:46

something. He's jacked up. They jacked him

31:48

up. He'll be jacked up. They're going

31:50

to need to goose him and juice him. He's going to

31:52

be so pumped up. He's going to be pumped up.

31:54

I'm going to demand a drug test. I don't want

31:56

him coming in like the state of the union. He

31:58

was high as a kite. So

32:02

that's it. Joe

32:09

Biden, he's jacked up, he's cooked

32:11

out, he's completely out of control.

32:14

I think they're onto something here. Would

32:18

you like to see some of the proof that they have?

32:22

For example, the

32:26

White House gift shop now sells a tiny spoon with the

32:28

presidential seal. Right there. He

32:34

expanded Obamacare to cover nosebleed.

32:41

He wants to move the debate to Miami. Well, there you go. Now

32:50

he's asking Hunter to introduce him to his friend.

32:58

Lately, when he sniffs women's hair, he's been using

33:01

a straw. Terrible.

33:07

He named a post office after Marion Barrie.

33:17

His Secret Service code name is Andy Dick. He's

33:25

been referring to the DEA as that bunch

33:27

of fucking narcs. Lately,

33:34

he stays up to the crack of dusk. And

33:44

he keeps babbling about how he wants to spend

33:46

more time working on his music. So

33:56

let's look at this issue that you keep bringing

33:58

up, and you're right. This is what's about, you

34:01

know, this doesn't have any

34:03

issues this election. People are beyond issue.

34:05

It's Trump's a criminal, Biden's a cadaver.

34:08

That is the whole goddamn election. So

34:11

this is what their, this is their big thing.

34:13

So let's show what they've been talking about

34:15

this week. They put together a bunch of

34:18

different times that he's been out in public.

34:20

One was D-Day, one was Juneteenth, the L.A.

34:22

fundraiser here with Obama and the G7 summit

34:25

in Italy. I'm going to show them in

34:27

order and just narrate a little bit what

34:29

you're seeing. Now, of course, it's, they're not

34:31

doctored. That's the important thing. Cheap fake is

34:34

not doctored. It's just, it's just how you

34:36

edit it, where you shoot the angle from.

34:39

Roll the video and we'll look at this and you

34:41

can tell me what you think afterwards. Okay, here's the

34:43

first one. It's D-Day. There he is. He

34:46

goes to sit down. I used to

34:48

do this in church. Is everybody sitting? Oh, no.

34:52

And then, so they said he was pooping

34:54

his pants. I

34:56

mean, he may be number two in the polls, but

34:58

he wasn't pooping his pants. Okay.

35:01

Then there was at the Juneteenth thing,

35:03

everybody's dancing and he's not. Good. He

35:05

shouldn't be dancing. He's 82. You look

35:07

like an idiot when you try to dance. Then

35:12

he was on a fundraiser. Okay. So

35:15

he was basking in a little bit of the

35:17

applause at the end. You know, he's a politician.

35:19

He's Scranton Joe. That's what he does. He was

35:21

waiting a little too long and Obama, maybe Obama

35:23

was like, oh, you know what they're going to

35:26

say? So he led. He

35:28

wasn't leading him off. And

35:30

then he's at the G7 summit in Italy and

35:33

there were paratroopers who were landing all around

35:35

them. Now they just show, look at this,

35:37

they just show him there. Looks like he's

35:39

wandering off like a mental

35:41

patient, but he was actually going to

35:43

talk to one of the paratroopers who

35:45

was there. Okay. The guy actually didn't

35:47

talk to him, but that's what he was doing. The

35:49

Democrats have to find a way to

35:52

communicate, I think, that

35:54

this guy is mentally there. And of

35:56

course the other side does it too,

35:58

because the the Democrats have

36:01

a video of Trump where it looks like

36:03

he's jerking off a guy with both things.

36:06

That's a real one. But

36:16

how do you communicate to the American

36:18

public, okay he's old but he hasn't

36:20

lost his mind. Can we agree on

36:22

that? He's still got his marbles. He

36:24

can still do the job. He just can't run

36:26

for it. But look,

36:29

the videos frankly just

36:31

take you to a

36:33

whole other state of lack of credibility and all

36:35

the social media that goes back and forth and

36:37

more cynicism and skepticism. You can't

36:40

believe any of this crap. It reminds me

36:42

of bots in the last election. The

36:45

problem with the videos is this is

36:47

not just some people who

36:49

are cutting this. This is like the RNC

36:51

themselves are doing this, which is disgraceful. But

36:55

Democrats are also saying it about Trump too, right?

36:58

And it's also true about Trump. He's also

37:00

missing words, etc. These are older guys who

37:02

are not as facile or glib as they

37:04

were. But I think the

37:06

only way that, Bill, that the

37:09

Biden people show and get past

37:11

this issue is they

37:13

have to see him strong

37:15

and competent and look into his eyes

37:17

and feel confidence. So we'll all know

37:19

in six days we'll have this answer.

37:22

Well, in six days you'll have the

37:24

first answer, yes. But this

37:26

is, you're not going to answer it in

37:28

one debate, right? It'll be like the State

37:30

of the Union. They'll come back with their

37:32

jacked up theory. That has to

37:34

be his campaign. He's got to be out there. He's got to be talking. He's got to

37:36

be engaging. He has to do interviews. He

37:39

has to be doing speeches where people

37:41

say, I feel comfortable that this man

37:43

can handle it. Can I just say

37:45

how absolutely despicable these cheap

37:48

fakes are, not

37:54

because you go on the Internet and

37:56

some random guy a bunch of numbers

37:58

post it, but because Josh Hawley, The

38:01

senator from Missouri posted that Normandy video

38:03

and said, the great leader of the

38:05

free world, ladies and gentlemen, while he

38:07

was at Normandy honoring the sacrifice of

38:09

American veterans, they're putting out a fake

38:11

BS video just to win political points

38:13

at a time when we as Americans

38:15

should be sitting around proud that the

38:17

president was there celebrating our victory at

38:19

Normandy. What

38:22

do you think about this? I

38:29

know you grew up in a home with a lot

38:31

of religious nuts, right? What

38:33

do you think about this story in the news

38:36

that the governor of Louisiana, his name is Jeff

38:38

Landry. He is now putting the

38:40

10 Commandments, mandates

38:45

House Bill 71, a poster

38:47

size display of the

38:49

10 Commandments in every classroom from kindergarten

38:51

through college. I feel like any previous

38:54

Supreme Court would strike this down in

38:56

a second, but I don't think this

38:58

court can. The

39:00

governor said, if you want to respect the rule of

39:02

law, you've got to start from the original law gibber,

39:05

which was Moses. OK.

39:09

Not my view on this stuff. And

39:12

this is the point. We are a

39:14

country, yes, it was founded by people

39:16

that had a Christian faith, but it

39:18

was founded by people that recognized that

39:21

government should not be in the business

39:23

of church. And what you're seeing

39:25

there, they're not putting the 10 Commandments in

39:27

the classroom because they want to teach kids

39:29

morals. It's about owning the

39:31

libs, and it's about saying, I'm going to

39:34

do it because I can do it. In fact, Jeff Landry said,

39:36

I can't wait to get sued. That's not

39:38

somebody that's saying, we just need a

39:40

moral code to lay out before people.

39:42

This government should be as welcoming to

39:44

somebody like you who's an atheist and

39:46

to somebody like me who's a Christian.

39:48

We should have the same ability to

39:50

feel comfortable. There's no morals,

39:52

hardly any morals, in the 10 Commandments anyway.

39:55

I found them. Here we go.

39:58

OK. Really.

40:04

The first four are all just about God's ego.

40:06

Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou

40:08

shalt not worship false idols. Thou shalt not take

40:11

the name of the Lord in vain. Remember the

40:13

Sabbath to keep it holy. That's all about God

40:15

and his big fucking ego. Number

40:18

five, honor they mother and father like you couldn't

40:20

have just figured that out on your own. The

40:23

only two that are laws, thou shalt not

40:26

kill, thou shalt not steal. Then there's adultery.

40:28

Ha ha, Donald Trump. Ha ha.

40:36

Bear false witness, which I guess is

40:38

lying, and not covet thy neighbor's shit.

40:42

You know, it's just, it's a dumb, ancient,

40:45

bronze age list. It doesn't have rape,

40:47

slavery, or child abuse on it. Yeah.

40:50

It's... I

40:56

think in some ways, Bill, the Republican

40:58

Party is the dog that caught

41:00

the car, right? They've been courting

41:02

the far right, courting the evangelicals.

41:04

Okay, now you won them. And

41:08

it's such hypocrisy for the Republican Party.

41:10

Because basically their argument is, we

41:12

are about small government and limited

41:14

government. That's their basic point.

41:17

Except now we're gonna have a government

41:20

that's gonna tell you what God to

41:22

worship. We're gonna have a government that

41:24

tells you what books you can read

41:26

and what books are gonna be banned. We're

41:28

gonna have a government that tells a woman what

41:31

she can do with her body, you know?

41:34

What happened to small, limited government?

41:36

You're in my bedroom, you're in

41:38

my life, you're giving me your

41:41

religion, your values, your philosophy. And

41:44

I don't think the Republican Party even

41:46

saw this coming, right? Because their strength

41:48

is when they are economic conservatives, when

41:50

they're talking about spending and the debt

41:52

and taxes, et cetera. But

41:54

this social conservative wave that

41:57

is taken over, I

42:00

think it does them in. I think

42:02

Trump has his own cult following, but

42:04

fundamentally the core of the Republican Party,

42:07

I think has lost. You have

42:09

this competition to, this like race to crazy

42:11

in the GOP. Used to be

42:13

we do something called a Lincoln Day dinner and there was

42:16

always one corner of like crazy people and

42:18

the next year that would be everybody and

42:20

that crazy people would have even something crazier.

42:22

You're seeing that like anti-IVF,

42:26

right? Some people now against

42:28

birth control. This is nothing

42:30

I even imagined in the GOP. That's so interesting that

42:32

you bring that up, yes. I mean, it's

42:35

funny because that's a gimmick vote. You know, a

42:37

couple years ago when, after

42:40

the 2020 situation with George Floyd and

42:43

then defund the police movement, okay,

42:46

there was Tommy Summerville, the Republican senator,

42:48

he made the Democrats vote on defunding

42:51

the police because that's a gimmick vote.

42:53

It's like, let's prove that you're not

42:55

an extremist. Well, what happened? He

42:58

didn't get any votes. There's

43:00

not one Democratic senator who voted

43:02

to disband the police, to defund

43:04

the police. The reverse is

43:06

this. The Democrats said, prove

43:09

you're not an extremist. Contraception,

43:12

we're not talking about abortion now.

43:14

Contraception, and only two Republicans voted

43:16

against that. Is that where we

43:18

are? Contraception, what's next, Master Bateson?

43:21

I mean, it's like, is that where

43:23

we are with sperm? Is

43:26

that where we are with sperm? You can't

43:28

spill any. You

43:34

answered that, Adam. All right. I

43:39

want to bring up one more issue because

43:41

it's stuck in my craw.

43:45

There is a new movie, Out, not Out, because I can't

43:47

see it. It's called The Apprentice. It's about

43:49

Donald Trump. First of all, it

43:51

got an 11-minute standing ovation when it played

43:53

in con. Okay. It looks

43:56

great. It stars Jeremy Strong

43:58

from The Apprentice. as

44:01

Roy Cohn. It's about Donald Trump's, you

44:03

know, every hero needs, you know, origin

44:05

story and apparently so does every schmuck

44:08

because this is Trump's

44:10

origin story when

44:12

he goes under the tutelage of Roy Cohn.

44:16

And it's being released in Japan, Canada, the

44:18

UK, France, Germany. No one here will touch

44:20

it, you know. This bothers me so much.

44:22

People come up to me all the time,

44:24

Bill, you shouldn't make fun of Biden like

44:26

they're gonna, if I don't do it, they're

44:28

not gonna notice he's old. You know,

44:32

this is my industry, you fucking pussies. Find

44:35

a way to release this movie. They

44:40

won't do it. First,

44:43

Trump, he first, he intimidates the

44:45

Congress people to like pretend that

44:47

he actually won the 2020 election.

44:49

They all get behind. Then he

44:51

intimidates juries. That's bad

44:53

enough. None of them will speak

44:55

out. And now he's intimidating this

44:58

town. He

45:03

is very good at

45:05

manipulation, at leverage, at the

45:07

use of power. Apparently

45:10

this movie was done by a

45:12

supporter of his. Dan Snyder, yeah.

45:14

And I'm sure he said don't

45:16

release the movie here. It's not a helpful movie

45:18

to me. But the power bill

45:20

is in the cult that

45:23

he has amassed, right? Look

45:25

at what happened with Fox

45:28

and the Dominion lawsuit. Fox paid

45:30

$800 million to

45:32

Dominion Voting Company because

45:35

they lied about the election and

45:37

they knew they were lying. Why

45:40

were they lying? Because the

45:42

Trump people left Fox when

45:44

they said he lost the

45:46

election. That's his power. He's

45:48

got the dog whistle to

45:50

his cult. That's why he

45:52

scares the heck out of the Republicans in the

45:54

House and the Senate. Yes,

45:56

he intimidates them with

45:59

the power of the And that is his

46:01

personality. They have weaponized cancel culture.

46:03

Remember back when you had these, like,

46:05

corporations that were going overly woke and

46:08

people would boycott and it made an

46:10

impact. They had a concern there. What they've

46:12

done is realized the effectiveness of that, and

46:14

now they've weaponized it and gone on offense.

46:16

So not defense, like, we're not gonna boycott

46:19

this corporation because we don't like whatever gender

46:21

thing they're doing. Now it's, we don't like

46:23

this movie that makes our guy look bad.

46:25

And that is a dangerous precedent in the

46:27

country with the first name. I'm an American,

46:29

I get to see the movies I want.

46:31

I want to see that movie, and I want

46:33

to see that Jamie Foxx movie that they let

46:35

us see. All right, thanks guys.

46:37

We gotta go to New Rule. All right. Thank

46:42

you. Okay.

46:47

New Rule, don't eat undercooked, infected

46:49

Canadian bear meat. Like

46:53

a South Dakota man did because the bad

46:55

news is now he has worms. The

46:59

good news is if comic books are true, he'll

47:01

turn into a superhero. And

47:09

have the powers of either a bear or

47:11

a worm or possibly an undercooked Canadian. But

47:19

be careful with worms. Bobby Kennedy caught worms and

47:21

they went right to his head. New

47:30

Rule, before you pay $40 for this theft

47:33

deterrent light box that makes robbers think

47:35

you're home watching TV, shop

47:37

around because you should know that for $50, you

47:40

can buy an actual TV. Yeah,

47:49

leave that on when you're not home. It really

47:51

looks like a TV. And robbers

47:54

can see it from the street and think, huh,

47:56

let's steal that TV. New

48:05

Rule, these children can celebrate the 50th

48:07

anniversary of the Rubik's Cube, but don't

48:09

bother inviting me. I find them difficult,

48:11

annoying, and pointless, and I don't like

48:13

Rubik's Cube either. New

48:22

Rule, if you're telling me something you claim

48:24

is clinically proven to reduce pain, and

48:31

it looks like this, you have to tell me

48:33

what the fuck it is, and where

48:36

does it go, and

48:39

how it reduces pain, because if

48:42

it's going in me, it looks like it

48:44

causes pain. New

48:54

Rule, whatever

48:57

rat boy summer is, leave me out of

48:59

it. According

49:01

to the internet, women are gaga for

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a new type of hot guy who

49:06

has rodent-like features. Signs

49:08

your man might qualify include

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he drags pizza slices down

49:13

subway steps, and when he

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comes, you jump up and scream. And

49:20

finally, New Rule, okay boomer, isn't

49:22

an argument. It's actually an admission you don't

49:24

have one. Gen Z

49:27

complains a lot that I make fun of them,

49:29

but I don't feel too bad about it, because

49:31

they never engage with the idea itself. It's

49:33

always just, you're old. Yeah,

49:35

that's not an argument. It's a

49:38

prejudice, the thing you purport to hate. I'm

49:48

sorry that I can't look at your queers

49:50

for Palestine banner and pretend it's not idiotic,

49:52

but just

49:55

because something is progressive doesn't always make

49:57

it progress. It's about

49:59

ideas. age. And to prove

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my point, tonight I'd like to talk

50:03

about how mind-blowingly patch it crazy a

50:05

lot of people my age are. A

50:10

funny thing is happening in this

50:12

election. The younger voters are liking

50:14

Trump more and more and the

50:16

over 60 crowd, which normally leans

50:18

Republican, is this time preferring Biden

50:20

and I think I know why. If

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you're my age you've seen friends and loved

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ones go down a Facebook

50:26

rabbit hole or get sucked

50:29

into the Fox News vortex and never come

50:31

back the same. Transformed from

50:33

a normal person into some

50:35

lunatic who's hoarding survival seeds

50:37

and thinks

50:45

Jewish space lasers cause wildfires

50:48

and chemtrails are

50:50

a form of mind control. There's

50:53

a viral tweet that says Fox News and

50:55

Facebook did to our parents what they said

50:57

video games would do to us. I

51:06

think the reason Biden is winning seniors is

51:08

we want our friends back. We

51:16

all have that uncle or grandparent

51:18

or in-law or favorite

51:20

TV star. That

51:25

was Roseanne, I think it went by quickly, or

51:29

a movie star who used to be

51:32

an everyday reasonable citizen but now forwards

51:34

emails in all caps about

51:37

election conspiracies and QAnon conspiracies and

51:39

what 5G is really going to

51:41

be used for and what's going

51:43

on in the basement of Hillary's

51:46

Pizza Parlor and how

51:48

the reptilian shadow government is threatening to

51:50

turn everyone gay by putting fluoride in

51:52

the Budweiser. A popular

51:56

political book once asked what's the matter

51:59

with Kansas? Today we have to ask,

52:01

what's the matter with Grandma? We've

52:05

watched too many friends disappear into this

52:07

weird black hole. Many are married to

52:09

Supreme Court justices. Two

52:20

days after the 2020 election, Clarence

52:22

Thomas' wife, Ginny, who met Clarence

52:25

back in the 1980s when

52:27

they did porn together, she

52:39

forwarded text to the Chief

52:42

of Staff of the President of the

52:44

United States saying that she heard that

52:46

the Biden crime family and

52:48

ballot fraud co-conspirators were going

52:50

to be taken to barges

52:52

off Guantanamo Bay to face

52:55

military tribunals. And

52:57

then she wrote, I hope this is true. Yes,

53:00

and I hope you get checked for lead poisoning.

53:11

Then there's America's Karen, Martha

53:15

Ann Alito, wife of Justice

53:17

Samuel Alito, who

53:19

holds a master's degree in library science

53:22

and yet has devoted her life to

53:24

waging more against neighborhood lawn signs. Martha

53:28

Ann rants about getting even with

53:30

the media, not realizing that now,

53:32

cooks like her are the media.

53:40

A recent study found that a mere 2,100 people

53:43

accounted for spreading 80% of the fake news

53:46

on Twitter during the last

53:49

election and most of them

53:51

were older white Republican women.

53:54

We have met the Russian Trobot Army and

53:56

it's your aunt Bonnie. That's

54:05

who it is. Yentis who post

54:07

all day and it's always a retweet and

54:09

it's always wrong. They

54:11

watch lies on TV and believe it because it's

54:13

TV and then post it to their friends who

54:16

believe it because it's Facebook. And

54:19

it's not just Facebook but also X,

54:21

formerly known as Twitter, and Fox News,

54:23

formerly known as News. A

54:32

study once found that using the Fox

54:34

News website as a news source made

54:36

you less informed than watching no news

54:38

at all. It's

54:41

the ozepic of knowing things. And

54:52

still not as bad as the news

54:54

finds me people. Yeah, that's the growing

54:56

cohort of Americans who believe that if

54:59

a story is important enough it will

55:01

find its way to their social media

55:03

feed. Yeah, these are people

55:05

who trust their Facebook friends to watch Hannity

55:07

for them. But

55:11

here's the thing, with kids when they

55:13

get lost to the insanity of social

55:15

media we can and increasingly schools,

55:18

districts are doing this taking away

55:20

their phones for at least

55:22

part of the day. But you can't take away a

55:24

70 year old's phone. You can just

55:26

make the text smaller. So

55:35

we have to figure out why so many

55:37

seniors are so susceptible to fake news. Now

55:39

part of it is unlike the kids, they

55:42

didn't grow up with bullshit media, corporate

55:45

funded narrative driven and completely

55:47

partisan. So when that came

55:49

along they had no immunity

55:51

for it. Boomers, we grew

55:53

up with old school Time Magazine and

55:56

Walter Cronkite. Closest thing to

55:58

fake news back then was pretending liberal. was

56:00

looking for a woman. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE

56:13

The boomer generation never developed the

56:15

antibodies for clickbait. They

56:18

turned on the TV one day and Lawrence Welk

56:20

was gone. And in his

56:22

place was some guy named Lou Dobbs, who

56:24

was telling you the reason you had a good

56:26

weekend was Donald Trump. Have

56:29

a great weekend. The president makes such

56:31

a thing possible for us all. How

56:38

does this happen? Well, part of

56:40

it the left has to own. The presence

56:43

of an aggressively anti-common sense agenda

56:45

on the far left is a

56:47

powerful magnet pulling people to the

56:49

right. But also, old

56:51

people are just cranky. Which

56:54

fits very well with the hating menu prepared

56:56

at Fox and Facebook. And

56:59

there's one other reason. Because this is

57:01

America. Where we abandon our

57:03

elderly to nursing homes. Because

57:05

just leaving them in the forest is illegal.

57:15

So we can't be too surprised when they

57:17

turn to the Fox News family as a

57:19

replacement for their own. We warehouse

57:21

them in homes, gouge them

57:23

on their medications, target them with phone

57:26

and internet scams, and force

57:28

them to work past retirement age. We

57:40

treat old people like children and children

57:42

like sages. No nation disrespects the elderly

57:44

like America does. Makes them

57:47

feel invisible, barely tolerated, and underappreciated for

57:49

the wisdom they could offer. And maybe

57:51

that's what drives so many to be

57:54

hateful. To anything coming from younger people

57:56

who have not been particularly nice to

57:58

them. The generation gap

58:00

can't be bridged, but that would be a good

58:02

place to start. All right, that's our show. All

58:07

right, go watch Overtime on YouTube. Thank you very much. Okay.

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I tried to get a little bit of a break. I'm going to go to the

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bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm

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going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to

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go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to

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the bathroom. I'm

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going to go to

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the bathroom.