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welcome to night vale podcast from

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the hbo late night real time

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with

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bill maher

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i can make a list of who

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i like to be on college did trump ever

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been

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is your buddha prime

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minister of pakistan? yet

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okay, come on all

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right, or we right, okay forgot

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it

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here we are we're talking politics

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has for

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panel if you had to make to make who a

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window geo p domination

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twenty twenty four ron or dawn

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and that to it's gonna to the trump or disservice

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who would you bet o'day wellness

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brought open questions on

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i'm i'm leaning more toward run idol

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ronald mcdonald

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oh

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only serves as a shot

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you're always got more than a shot mean he's we

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by taking one straw poll in new hampshire

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and

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i cringe vs

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to me like she's right now but

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he's not actually gonna lie the atlanta

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plan

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oh no

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where is not christie ask

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very good yeah

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the christie's twice the man who

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the

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us economy added over half a million

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jobs in july is that proves that biden

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was some at writing claiming that us is not

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in a recession

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that

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yeah

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go for all the suspense or yeah

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i think it is dangerous to do

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weekly statistics and try to figure out

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i mean rooms like this i'm in i'm

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we learn that the things go nearly

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also the like nearly three early him inside

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would you did now like i mean letter

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there's a caravan but i

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wouldn't say yeah we'd better it's a moot point

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because people don't it's it's how they steal

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another actual it's like is

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, how i feel about in the moment is how much i'm worth

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worth sales very sales i

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mean there's an actual definition of recession

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when gdp or i declines

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for two quarters but no one knows

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that forget a shit a manager was a quarter

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a day or more of a thrust

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definition because there's another definition

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that that is based on is national was

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it economic research and any

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i've already was happy by they've already no

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one is

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what would you have people feel

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how much they pay for gas that we made

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it at

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the unemployment rate is relatively

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insignificant compared to have people actually feel

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i will agree with

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unemployment unemployment is three point

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five percent

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that is why had ever goes now

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it also could be people are in shitty jobs

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in a like

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the mean that

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hundreds her out of audience member here

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a shitty is

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often and be impaneled be impaneled study

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shows that loneliness and isolation

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races risk of heart attacks

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the dogs by thirty percent well

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i know they should get people in obesity right

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now figured out what

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it what are your thoughts on this day being

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that you wrote your latest developed during a time

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of worldwide social isolation absolutely

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social mean you know statistically they can they

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can point to things like then like suppose is is

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mean statistically but it also

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intuitively make sense you know what were your heart

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hurts rent of stress

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and that's your heart i mean it's not your

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the bar but it does seem that be some kind

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of correlation well i mean one of my

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big issues with western

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medicine why i don't want i'm to

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tell me what to do with my body

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is because of i couldn't name a thousand

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but

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right off the top they pay no

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attention and give no credence to the mind

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body connection it

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, a choice but it has

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slots his eyes that's not i

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think in one hundred years we will be back

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at the way they do things now and just

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when we look back a hundred years you really

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think and twenty years to be going

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like get twenty twenty two that's when we pretty

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much had it all figured out and know

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we look back we look years i can't believe

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they're doing it i can i can name things they're

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doing right now that i know is a layman

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that are gonna look back i

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mean eighty of covered people in the hospital

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got antibiotics

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which to work on virus

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they're me sometimes other reasons why

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you would get

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just antibiotics the where they give not

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like skittles

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i mean i'm glad we have such thing

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but they're making so the going to work anymore because

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we over prescribe

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one of dozens of

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things anyone don't get me started on not

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afford better little effort working

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for you know amongst the swagger

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to give out thank you the of the box

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of ever met him he

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heard about that as

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, good example i assume that you're being

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snarky liberal about that either me me

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mack to a snarky okay was

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good example like if you watch msnbc

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would you heard was this was whores madison

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the rooms are taking horrors managed

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okay it's not your source medical

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oh all right but i mean that's a good example

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of how people are in their bob

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and they only read and see

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one thing a coffee robes was

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a road

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the is wearing a mask outside and

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twenty two year olds wearing a mask outside

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what osu more wrong i don't

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know eu [unk]

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record of the rooms i figure was actually

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versions on the were on

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a republican on the right elite who

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who have an anti scientific

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the agenda too

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propose you know so smile really

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on whose side and again

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it's a very

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ricky thing repair on anti scientists

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it is i went i get on

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, as allies though i only got know know

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i'm just saying that has been a lot of bad science

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on both sides so that's has always bill

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science works badly science

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works by making mistakes eye

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or okay but we should we should losses

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as as whole

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lot whole nonsense

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has he says if you don't believe in me

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you don't believe in that science well that's

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is no law yeah okay that

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well i think you've been wrong about a lot of yeah exactly

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or also

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i mean fancy eighty one he had

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didn't have trouble with cove

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biden seventy nine didn't have trouble

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with the queen's one hundred and fifty can

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, stop at with at drummer

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we also sometimes work backwards from

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like that the politics of politics like when donald trump

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came out and said that it's or clerk when

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for everybody that was like automatically was like the

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drug i've been a were right the joint it's

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not a drugs fault but there are currently in

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her first no republican or democratic

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drug eggs aggro mechanism given

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to millions of people i know wanted

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some might say or write or maybe

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here is an agenda to throw a lot

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the

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the of out there to see what sticks

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from one side rather than

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the more monolithic scientific side on

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the other side

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i use when i really wish that but again

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it's not the drugs fault not only enterprise

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only is the so hot that like the other hand

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is by thanking him for the ivermectin the lesson

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wow

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putting your family filling out

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how to later i'm an hour here is some people

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are asking this makes america safer

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what are your thoughts

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my i have time either

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we certainly stone

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you know the idea that because

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it's twenty years later that

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we should somehow let this guy

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go and retire in florida

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as absolutely fucking ridiculous

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the en masse is that

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we should find and

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hunt down every single

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person who helped plan and

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execute the nine eleven attacks

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even if it takes us to big

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and how i know where they are

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i know what with from

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producers it was

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, saudi arabia so

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did it

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the river bridges and and

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no one should ever compare anything to holocaust

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and i'm certainly not going to do that here

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about it

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regular roman the science

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because you are those mother fuckers are still

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hunting down not use today

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hundred

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now either so

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he about the active nazis in the past not

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the ones in the

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exactly these

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atrocities

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you can you not let to hook for

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twenty years later of it's thirty years later

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years later there can be some retribution from outside

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our like what they're just sitting on their hands

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and like a world good with america now

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now

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my only push back

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and the i did a story on that

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touched on al zawahiri couple years ago

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and the drone program we've been

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trying to kill the sky for a long time

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and he's been reported dead at least twice

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before , of human rights group

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in britain called reprieve that reported

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that that we bombed

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a school and are there were seventy

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nine kids and twenty and start

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seventy six kids and twenty nine adults who

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were killed in trying to

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alzheimer's trying to get our wedding awareness

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the the there were two big attacks

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in two thousand and six there were others my

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point is we're going to ignore the fact

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that the fact that we've killed all those people and

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we know it was trying to you can yeah you

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can message asking because i never heard that yeah

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there were were two big attacks and and or

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is a town called har another one called

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and called shanghai the point is we're going make more

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also a here is that way and

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a that's what i what we apparently

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of improve the technology because we got the flying

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ginsu knives

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reducing

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their hypocrisy of the al qaeda leaders biggest

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they said bin , living

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in a cave remember wasn't in a cave he

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wanted to be in a bought a bought get

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a nice house an hour with second

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we pulled out of afghanistan also

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eerie most back into com only want the nightlife

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they want the good restaurants that want to live

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in a up the fucking fucking

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in a town they want to be in the city there

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but a lot the man was i said

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about

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whatever and inside only should be

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too serious sharon but one other thing

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about this was on a lot of

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finance critic said that when we pulled out

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of afghanistan that we're we're know what the terrorists

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is

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while there and this sort of blood

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sacrifices

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yeah whose

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son

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biden critic

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but the terrorists are running while the

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taliban are completely what i can charge

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only reneged on everything member said they were

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going to do have a women are back to being

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the third class citizens and

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they're letting the terrorists moved back their

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peers are in downtown what

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are you talking about

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that running is the head of al qaeda

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out there is our hearing

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a game

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why big that matters

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they're going

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well he was and we got him

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but they've let him back in the taliban

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were not good partners

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not honest negotiating partners or not

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i will i'm all for the and i've

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been fighting did the right thing by holding out

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of afghanistan i don't think that guess it's

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okay as and it was it was as

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offices and

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he did he stick the landing know

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so disappointing why something

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that consequential couldn't have been done with

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efficiency

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just makes me worry that years ago

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or ten years ago, they

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had time to plan it and when they, when finally

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it off, 2 days

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before and it just, it

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makes me worry about everything in this country

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cuz this country just really can't do anything efficiently

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and i thought the military what's the last

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line of the defense? a

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long enough thank you

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way

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