0:10

Hello and welcome to another episode,

0:14

the final episode of the face

0:16

podcast. My name is Jeff Ramsey

0:18

with me, as always, Andrew Panton,

0:20

Gavin Free, Gracie,

0:23

Nick and Eric as well. This is

0:25

episode 206. This will

0:27

go down in history as our 205th episode. Uh,

0:31

how's everybody doing? I know

0:33

what I'm glad that you brought that up. Sorry, Gavin,

0:35

go ahead. You say your thing because I think you're

0:37

going to say good. I

0:40

said pretty and then now I'm going to say good. Thanks

0:42

for asking. You're welcome. Glad

0:45

you're pretty good, man. Well, you didn't know about you. Well,

0:49

Jeff, I was

0:51

just trying to get credit for a thing I didn't do. I don't

0:53

know why you call me out like that. I was very rude of

0:55

you. Um, I got

0:58

some stuff, I guess, to unpack this

1:01

is the end. I gave some some of it

1:04

last episode. I've had this

1:07

has been, I mean, obviously difficult time for all of

1:09

us, for a variety of reasons. I

1:11

maybe have uniquely suffered in a way that

1:13

I have not shared with anyone here. Do

1:16

you guys remember? Uh,

1:19

episode one, 96, remember that a long

1:21

time ago? We're going to do that whole thing. Yeah.

1:24

And do you remember how I

1:26

got a Herman Miller chair as

1:28

part of, you know, yeah, things

1:31

for it. I

1:33

plan on sitting in my Herman

1:35

Miller for the first time during

1:37

one ninety six because we

1:39

had this whole thing planned. And

1:42

while you were all uncomfortable, I

1:44

would be very comfortable. But

1:47

then one ninety six got canceled

1:50

and then the company died. So

1:53

I am still using my shitty chair

1:55

and have yet to touch my

1:57

Herman Miller. That's what I am. Which

2:00

had headlines or months Now that

2:02

it's it's still a biased ridicule. Know

2:04

if you i insist loose in the

2:07

other room and I haven't been using

2:09

it. As it is as

2:11

close by that I hate this sort

2:14

of his skit stool to i think

2:16

you're right now is so old know

2:18

he doesn't make sense because we're go

2:20

he's a visa last one he's right

2:23

or as yes oh be comfortable for

2:25

the end no be comfortable on the

2:27

news and. Yeah or when a

2:29

star Herman Miller on the new one. Or

2:32

the icing sizing. i'm ice Should we

2:34

try to release Episode One Ninety Six

2:36

as a in the New thing? Them.

2:39

Yes, Angeles Ogre. By.

2:41

On his and what. Let's let's prioritize that so

2:44

that age you can sit in a share sooner

2:46

than later. That. It will have the

2:48

opposite from one of your most of the episode

2:50

twelve the eleventh podcast have a specific in order

2:52

to be the only thing I have the opposite

2:54

twelve or thirteen Spaghetti I. Had

2:58

a very Us bills a one hundred

3:00

percent us or we to slaughter in

3:02

after apps that hundred ninety five. Of

3:05

know that sounds really worth this of a

3:08

group fire or that. Add that that actually

3:10

that. That should be reassuring to the audience

3:12

because that's us. Tell the audience. Listen, We

3:14

plan on this one going to least one

3:16

hundred ninety five episodes. Of

3:18

you know is yes we start

3:21

a new podcast every two hundred

3:23

and six ak To her know

3:25

I have says have no I

3:27

fucking quit cessna up as fast

3:29

as. I

3:31

feel it's also I gave a little bit

3:33

of a clue. Last of said, I'm ready

3:36

to reveal. My. Long awaited Easter

3:38

Eggs. Eight months. Just.

3:40

You made fun saying fun of me saying it

3:43

was nine months ago. I added some months to

3:45

that I wanted to go to buy her lawyer

3:47

and clever. As an

3:49

eight month olds are, it has been

3:51

discovered. Twenty's plenty places

3:53

as eight. Times. By.

3:56

People that had the i just didn't

3:58

notice. The. Day. We

4:00

recorded. Or Potato Sacks episode.

4:03

There. Was a time as it were making

4:05

fun of you just for having a million

4:07

other podcasts nam there's something about that. And

4:09

I think Eric said what's the name of

4:11

your podcast to me. And. I

4:14

said. That it would be called.

4:16

The first permanent potato passes on Us soil

4:18

were established and seventy nineteen yr lot of

4:20

her hips are a red fact the and

4:22

ah. People assume that was a joke.

4:25

I later that day. Made.

4:27

A podcast episode called that. And.

4:30

Uploaded it. To. Our

4:32

out does wrong. On or a

4:34

theater. Yeah, that was a drawn

4:36

out. The were started with wrong.

4:38

Once I got his adjudicators I

4:40

made eyes so that fact was

4:43

taken from a giant list of

4:45

facts about potatoes. And

4:47

I recorded myself reading that list and

4:49

giving just general potato musings. Some.

4:52

Been around for eight months when you to

4:54

be sound. To. Get a

4:56

little bonus potato podcast on your

4:58

without. Some. People to

5:00

join the a minute. I

5:03

thought about making several, but I as

5:05

and sides ones enough and I waited.

5:08

Hoping that someone would looked into

5:10

it because I do say my

5:12

podcast is have ended the name

5:14

Bada. Was. Never discovered, The.

5:16

From for the rest of us that this

5:18

is a description was Douglas innocent little and

5:21

are you have shiv by Scottish Irish immigrants?

5:23

Please subscribe. Ha

5:25

ha ha.

5:31

I don't think I got any subscribe. Lots

5:33

of I would wanna. Sit

5:36

on that for a while when. Smoking.

5:39

Really? It's. Absolutely.

5:42

Brilliant the the life of people. Enjoy

5:44

the side effects. Of. You had

5:46

any interest from our advertisers. Know.

5:50

Know how and of the it turns

5:52

out of the eight people that have

5:54

listened suez none of them were interested

5:56

or advertised. How did an easy to

5:58

find this. I don't know but

6:00

I mean it's been eight months, been out for eight

6:03

months of this was the one a month it gets.

6:05

I guess the average a you so as not as

6:07

you'd sexual it once a month. No.

6:09

Kids Assists Sys. I made that announcement that

6:11

I still had this like that I'd and

6:13

Easter Egg in the wild and I hadn't

6:16

thought about it for five months of that

6:18

point. And I had the. So I

6:20

wasn't setting of checked on a probably three times.

6:24

So. That is that and front of

6:26

it does anything else had told the damn and sexing. To.

6:29

The Store. Think.

6:32

That said, you guys have anything I

6:34

do, I live in a like as

6:36

I'm like ah cleaning house type things

6:39

I have two things one I just

6:41

I. A. Been trying to be

6:43

reflect his of the last couple years. I

6:45

mean, it's it's it's weird, right? Because we're

6:47

continuing. we're gonna, yup, continue doing like we're

6:50

just going to get together next Thursday and

6:52

record the next podcast. It'll just be called

6:54

some The Difference So really, nothing is going

6:56

to change other than some branding, but it

6:58

still is like the end of the thing

7:01

and I've wanted to. I'm. Certainly.

7:03

Like the end of an era. Maybe Alec

7:05

this is the first home of of a of

7:07

the or because we've already gone through all the.

7:10

Chapters. And second of all that

7:12

nonsense and I was I was thinking

7:14

about like moments that stood out to

7:16

me. And just like crazy coincidences are

7:18

things that just made me feel like.

7:23

Made. Me feel like the universe was telling me

7:25

that we were doing something. That.

7:27

I should continue to invest everything into like

7:29

Madison Special or that it mattered or that

7:31

I should pay attention because while we were

7:34

doing was was honestly something important at least

7:36

to me and we've talked about the salon

7:38

in the past I'm you know, especially for

7:40

like the first two years doing this podcast

7:42

kept meal of saying it was my Ds

7:44

and I think it was free all as

7:46

well as well as we were all navigating

7:48

a lot of different Saudis in our lives.

7:51

some pandemic related but also a lot that

7:53

had nothing to do with this. And.

7:55

So it's been an

7:57

enemy porton. Sound.

7:59

days in who I am

8:01

now and it's it's it

8:03

is also like helped

8:06

my friendship with Eric and Nick grow

8:08

and and and and brought

8:10

Gracie into all of our lives and It

8:13

is only strengthened the triangle that is Gavin Jeff and

8:16

Andrew in the most unexpected and wonderful ways And so

8:18

I was trying to think back of just like one

8:20

or two moments that just really stood out to me

8:22

and the one that Really that really comes

8:25

to mind and it's not a crazy

8:28

Moment, but when Emily and

8:30

I went to surprise y'all and

8:32

we went to Key West Like

8:34

in the July 4th weekend We went and

8:37

showed up on the camera and everybody noticed us in

8:39

three seconds and it was awesome and gratifying And

8:42

it was wild because you know, we were

8:44

sloppy just being already existed on that but

8:47

when we turned the corner and saw

8:50

the hot dog man selling hot

8:53

dogs and He

8:55

was also selling merchandise that

8:57

said hey face like

8:59

he was selling the t-shirts that say hey

9:01

face and he was selling the the Apron

9:05

that says hey face and it had nothing to do

9:07

with us It looked like a

9:09

North Face logo that was like rebranded It

9:11

was like his kitsch that he was doing

9:13

alongside of alongside of hot dogs And I was just

9:15

standing there thinking out of all

9:17

the places on the planet earth for a man

9:19

to sell hot dogs and hey face

9:23

Merchandise it's around the

9:25

corner from the place that I didn't

9:27

know existed four months ago That my

9:29

fiance at the time life now and

9:31

I decided on a whim to fly

9:33

across America to go visit in person

9:36

Just to stand under a

9:38

camera to hopefully entertain Some

9:41

members of our podcast community and I get

9:43

to turn the corner and right there is

9:45

the universe saying hey face This

9:48

is something I felt it felt like such

9:50

a moment in my life where I thought

9:52

we're we can't ever Stop

9:55

this what we're doing. This is the

9:57

universe like gently telling me constantly in

10:00

little ways, hey, you're on the right path,

10:02

keep doing it, which is why we're not

10:04

gonna fucking stop doing face, we're gonna call

10:06

it something else, but what we're doing is

10:08

never gonna stop. And I just wondered if

10:10

you guys have, I've

10:12

been trying to vamp this a little bit

10:15

to give you guys time to think if anything like that

10:17

pops up. I do love that

10:19

though, that just being told

10:21

by the universe that all your energy is going in

10:23

the right direction. 100% yeah,

10:26

and I really felt it in that moment.

10:30

I had a different, where obviously I had so much

10:32

fun. I was so worried

10:34

about screwing up the show when we

10:36

started that it was this weird

10:39

section I remember of probably, I

10:42

don't know when it stopped being stressful to

10:44

make, but it did happen, it was probably

10:46

like 140-ish, I would assume, but

10:50

I just remember with us starting, I'd have so much

10:52

fun as soon as we were done, but

10:54

just thinking I can't wait for me to do 100

10:56

of these, so

10:58

it doesn't feel like a thing. And

11:01

then getting to that point of it's just been

11:04

the most ridiculous playground in

11:07

the best way of, as

11:10

you said, difficult years, but

11:13

just knowing that there is this space that

11:16

we would get to make each other laugh, invaluable.

11:19

So appreciated. I

11:23

don't have, but I never turned the corner and saw

11:25

a hot dog man and said, hey,

11:27

face on it. I

11:30

wish I had something so obnoxiously

11:32

on the nose, but

11:35

I don't, I'm trying to. The

11:37

moment that I had to call Gavin and

11:39

tell him that I got Wilford

11:42

Brimley confused with

11:46

the other dude, and that the

11:48

whole world was gonna find out how, like

11:51

it was gonna hear how dumb and being

11:53

embarrassed, but also happy that everybody on earth

11:56

got to, that was gonna hear

11:58

how fucking stupid I am. That

12:01

was a particularly good moment too

12:03

because I felt safe. I felt like

12:05

it's okay There's gonna it's gonna

12:07

it they're gonna get it. It's gonna be fine

12:09

and it's gonna be it's gonna be too entertaining

12:11

not to Cut I remember having

12:13

a really nice moment when This

12:16

was like at the end of 2020 when like a bunch

12:18

of I don't know. It was like

12:20

a shit time I remember just being bummed out quite a

12:22

lot and I think

12:24

it was during the recording Andrew where you

12:26

were you were just talking about how

12:30

Every time you come to us, did you roll

12:32

an angle? I

12:35

was pissed at myself and I remember laughing so much and

12:37

tears are streaming down my face I just

12:39

took a picture of my own face because I was

12:41

like I have This

12:44

hard in years probably and

12:46

I just remember thinking that was a nice

12:48

moment So I just snapped my own head

12:50

every time I was miserable miserable Absolutely

12:54

miserable physically due to

12:56

being in Austin when you guys flew me

12:58

out to do the raid I got

13:00

so fucking sick on the second day

13:03

I'm coughing you guys had

13:05

to get me cough medicine to record the

13:08

battlefront. Let's play it It was a

13:10

mess every time I couldn't

13:12

make it to Austin without dying

13:14

some capacity Rolling

13:17

ankles One

13:20

year at RTX literally everybody got the flu

13:22

and my it's just a mess I couldn't

13:24

I would go to RT I'd spend like 14

13:27

days as my RTX trip because I knew the

13:29

first seven I would be dead in some way

13:31

and so I needed time to be There when

13:33

I wasn't sick or those were

13:36

your your the story of your journey was

13:38

always the best fucking thing to listen

13:40

to though It was always so complicated and

13:42

harder than it needed to be and it

13:44

took longer and it was convoluted And there

13:47

was like seven missteps and you you

13:49

ended up at the behest of strangers multiple

13:51

times It was always a wild

13:53

adventure. Well, I guess that picture I

13:56

just showed was the same

13:58

week as Extra

14:00

life because I just picture of

14:02

my bruised legs, but it really looks like

14:04

I have a vagina I'm not sure I

14:07

could even post it No,

14:15

I'm like I'm like I think

14:17

I've got nothing on Yeah,

14:23

yeah, yeah, yeah, don't believe it though again screenshot

14:25

screenshot screenshot screenshot You

14:31

I don't I described

14:33

what it is funny

14:46

Fingers it's like yeah God

14:55

Gavin, thank you for sharing that I

15:05

Should have said Gracie look away

15:07

before posting Gracie

15:09

you've had to see you've had to

15:11

see way too much of me. I Thank

15:15

you, you know that actually take you

15:17

Gavin That's a great point when you guys I

15:20

don't know if you've come to terms with this You

15:22

guys are gonna need to wax your assholes

15:24

again, and it's your fault Oh when we're

15:27

doing that I pitch that

15:29

we should make the thing green so we

15:31

could just put whatever we But

15:34

no You had to have

15:37

the name of the show on it, which

15:39

is no longer our show We can't use

15:41

those inserts anymore. We're gonna do it again

15:43

inserts Yeah, I'll do it again

15:46

as long as my good friends Nick and

15:48

Eric will join me in the act. I'll

15:50

try again. Absolutely Oh, what do you mean?

15:52

No? What do you mean you want

15:54

us to do I'm not gonna do that you guys we're gonna

15:56

do it home We're gonna do it twice. All you have to

15:58

do it is once Nick's gonna do it Yeah, I'm

16:00

gonna do it zero times. Nick's

16:02

gonna do it once. Nick's

16:05

in on this. Don't listen to Eric. You have to

16:07

lay down to do it, and I'm a stand-up guy.

16:09

Are you not working on the next thing, Eric? I'm

16:11

definitely working on the next thing. I'm not doing this

16:13

for it. Huh. I don't know what

16:15

that is. Hey, it's all

16:17

a negotiation. We'll figure it out. We got

16:19

nothing but time. Everyone has a

16:21

price. That's right. Everybody does everything. It

16:23

brought me so much joy realizing that you

16:26

guys- we can't use those anymore. We'll have

16:28

to do it again. I'm

16:31

just hearing about this and thinking about it for the first

16:33

time in this moment, and it's kind of funny. You

16:37

know what I've just realized? What? This

16:39

is the last recording where Eric's my boss.

16:43

It's true. Right now I am Gavin's boss technically,

16:45

yes. Alright, should we do my review? Yeah, you

16:49

want to do your review? This is what I had planned for it. Okay.

16:52

So I wanted to go out before

16:54

the company shut down and everything. I

16:57

wanted to take Gavin out to dinner and then

16:59

do his formal review. And

17:01

just sort of talk about- so this is how

17:03

I would go. Gavin, thanks

17:06

for joining me. This has been-

17:08

Anytime. I really respect our

17:10

working relationship and everything. How have you been feeling?

17:12

Let's pretend like the company isn't going under

17:14

or whatever. This is the situation where we're at.

17:17

How are you feeling with, you

17:19

know, how things are going, where you're at,

17:21

and where you want to be right now? Phenomenal.

17:23

I think the podcast has- there's no end in sight.

17:25

I think we could just keep doing this. It's

17:29

fun every week. And

17:31

I don't see it going away anytime soon. Oh,

17:34

that's fantastic. That's so good to hear. I'm really glad because

17:36

I think your contribution- oh, thank you so much. That's me

17:38

getting a steak we ordered steaks. And they just said it

17:40

down front. What kind of cut did you get? I

17:44

got the Perfect 10, which is just

17:46

like a big cowboy style steak. And

17:48

it's just- it's like I got- They

17:51

put butter on it. It's like a

17:53

compote. I'm fucking stoked. Thank

17:56

you so much. Gavin, I'm so glad- Excuse

17:58

me. Sorry. One second. One second. So

18:00

I ordered the at the popcorn source. Yeah.

18:05

Yeah. Sex. That.

18:07

I'd obliged cup what you wanted and that's

18:09

what I'm hoping to provide. you hear hours

18:12

to get a saucer. It's it's crazy. It's

18:14

great but you know it's heath service which

18:16

is a you do we pay for writes.

18:18

Ah is so. Just sort of looking

18:20

at we're we're at our region, what we're

18:22

doing, I'm just over the last year

18:25

in and going into this year. What I

18:27

want to say: Piece of the oh please

18:29

Oh god please don't go please. I'll go

18:31

to the steak was released, I sleep I

18:33

guess we dug out. Your only hope? Can

18:35

you please send our i'm sorry sorry I'm

18:37

sorry. Is. That didn't work

18:39

for you. Pay that. The every that's

18:41

every performance review I ever gave was

18:43

forty one learners was. Decided

18:45

to sell a lot because my leg

18:47

hurts. I learned from the best Everything

18:49

chef over your eight or nine years

18:51

I worked a day we only had

18:53

one performance review or than off would

18:56

you like outdoor movie? Do the. Us

18:59

every day is a performance review or

19:01

you are you my bosses? Well air

19:03

it's technically health and know. Know.

19:05

Who's my boss? And. Sarah.

19:07

Technically. Put. I

19:09

only did that smear also. and you're

19:11

also contractor also. Gracie the chat just

19:14

said Me: so greasy. your boss, he's

19:16

crazy my boss or Israeli dude how

19:18

to do these are serious. Oh

19:21

my God. Oh I get a happy

19:23

face. With. As him in the

19:25

league that is that I did. That's.

19:27

Great! So the I know I've I've been here three

19:30

years so. I'll definitely. A

19:33

split word: nigger. Thanks. Well,

19:35

I didn't I wish I knew. A.

19:37

Home. I genuinely don't know

19:40

who I'm supposed reports you I thought it was,

19:42

you are a camel know, and I read what

19:44

reporter your you do. Is it's own?

19:46

I don't know. Whatever reporter he was do and

19:48

he wasn't doing it. Apparently I feel like I

19:50

should report to someone and I never know who

19:52

to report. A real I think my all we

19:55

all get the reporter the unemployment line tomorrow of

19:57

that's it. I

20:00

think I'm gonna still get paid. I feel like my

20:02

trajectory of Rooster Teeth is Milton from office

20:04

space and that I'm I have

20:06

been in the basement the whole time and

20:09

I did this I'm here, but nobody realizes

20:11

Oh, that'd be awesome. And then you

20:13

burn the place down. Yeah, well, that's I wanted

20:15

to have a performance review That's too bad. I

20:18

guess great. I could have a Gracie. I'm trying

20:20

to think if I ever reported anything to Eric Hmm,

20:23

I think reported reported what? That's what

20:26

I'm saying Are

20:28

you my boss Eric? No The

20:32

only people that I was going to be in

20:34

charge of was you and they're like and

20:37

Gus and I went that doesn't make any

20:39

sense and they went. Okay. Yeah, not Gus In

20:43

what world it was just people that it

20:45

felt like no one else wanted to like

20:48

have to deal with yeah Well,

20:50

no time out for a second. I didn't start

20:52

doing let's play until October the

20:54

only did that who is my boss before

20:57

that did I have them? No,

20:59

I mean it was probably it. Yeah, it was probably

21:01

Sarah step Yeah, well,

21:03

no thing boss like you're you're

21:06

a contractor. Yeah We

21:08

have for we just pay you for services rendered

21:10

bud. I don't know how any of this works.

21:12

I just Hey

21:15

clearly Well

21:17

now now Andrew you're a partner

21:20

hell yeah, whatever that means Did

21:22

you add an imberst for the

21:24

bog what bog? The

21:27

point that you bought no, I never know.

21:29

I never know. I never assumed I

21:31

would why would I? For

21:33

the company we got a mine thing soon you

21:36

do and if we don't we need to put an

21:38

air tag in it Just see where it goes No,

21:41

I think we still need it for stuff. So I would

21:43

like to have it. I'm just saying if that's not a

21:45

reality We at least need an

21:47

air tag on it We

21:49

just kept saying I think three times that we're

21:51

gonna get it and we're gonna take it and

21:53

you can go well Put

21:56

an air tag in it. I don't know why we we will

21:58

have it. We will get it. I don't It's

22:00

huge. It's big. I don't know where we're

22:02

gonna store it. Jeff didn't have room for

22:04

me to send him waffle makers All of

22:06

a sudden he's gonna have a fucking porta

22:08

potty. We've already secured a location for it.

22:10

You understand Jeff's situation Like

22:12

what are you talking about? What

22:15

are you talking about? Oh my god I'm

22:18

talking about Jeff and uh his inability to

22:21

have a porta potty I

22:23

will first of all I already had the porta potty here. Uh, we've

22:26

secured a little bit. We've secured No,

22:29

I refused. I almost refused to

22:31

accept it. Uh We've

22:34

uh for two fucking weeks I dodged that

22:36

guy We've uh, we've secured a

22:38

location for it. We've got a place to keep

22:40

it safe and sound. Okay, we're good Is it

22:42

what we talked about? Yeah, okay.

22:44

Yeah Well, why don't I

22:47

know why why don't I know that I

22:49

feel like if anyone should know I

22:51

gotta be honest with you You

22:54

probably you know, you were probably in the

22:56

conversation but you were fucking around I

22:59

absolutely I know I listen I lock in when it's

23:01

serious and it's business stuff Porta

23:03

potty stuff Don't I lock in

23:05

right now I'm locked in right

23:08

now. Yeah At

23:10

less of a lock than I would be for

23:12

a serious work thing, but i'm I'm locked

23:15

Okay I'm like a lock

23:17

that you could kick through. I'm not like the

23:19

most secure. I'm not a vault When

23:22

i'm in work mode like serious work mode

23:24

i'm a volt. This is like

23:26

a padlock Okay, i'm

23:28

padlocked in oh dear i've

23:30

just I realized the the picture I

23:33

sent is the least Vaginary of three

23:35

pictures No way

23:37

that's impossible Unless

23:40

you're like right in the lip. I don't know

23:42

what you're doing bud. Like what the fuck are

23:44

you talking about? Oh my god, gracie look away

23:47

You That's

23:54

way worse crazy don't look fuck

23:56

you do not look you We

24:00

can't post these pictures. We

24:02

cannot post these pictures. We have to

24:04

stay here. We have

24:06

to stay here. Bruce. I'm

24:10

taking a picture of him. He

24:12

is wearing it. He is

24:14

wearing it. It's just

24:16

right next to his vaginal lips. I

24:20

just covered my underwear with vagina. It

24:23

made it look much worse. It

24:25

looks like it brought to list panties. Oh

24:28

my. I don't know how I did

24:30

that. That was so unintentional. Hey

24:33

Gav. Yeah. You

24:35

got plans tonight? Now

24:38

I get my review from Jeff. Oh

24:42

god. Jeff giving a photo review? Also

24:45

it didn't sound like

24:47

Gracie looked away. I don't think

24:49

so. I think Gracie was

24:51

locked in. Gracie was real

24:53

locked in. Oh yeah she

24:56

sounded vaulted. Full eye on

24:58

screen. We'll lose. Does

25:02

anybody else have any housekeeping or anything else they want to...

25:04

I have another thing I was going to go through as

25:07

well. Like loose ends kind of thing.

25:09

But I don't want to give anybody else the opportunity to... I

25:14

never figured out bog row or folders. Which

25:17

is unfortunate. I'll keep thinking about that.

25:20

But that's one of the few things. So

25:22

we all keep notes files right? Gav and

25:24

I have seen yours. It's ridiculously long. I

25:28

have a big long notes file too. And

25:30

I thought because we're going to

25:32

flip over to do the new thing. Maybe it'd be

25:34

good to turn over a new leaf. Have

25:38

a fresh start. And so I was thinking I'm just going to

25:40

get rid of those notes. And just start a new fresh file.

25:43

And everything new we'll talk about. It'll

25:45

be new ideas and new thoughts. And

25:47

just flush out that old stuff. Because we never got to it.

25:51

It was obviously never important enough to make it into an episode. But

25:54

I thought I'd go back and look through all of my old notes. That

25:56

we never talked about. And just see if there's

25:58

one or two or three things that might be

26:00

fun. the to discuss. So I pulled out for

26:03

things that I either never talked about or only

26:05

began to talk about. The never really followed up

26:07

on. An. Honest gonna say I'm all

26:09

now and then. I started taking them one by one

26:11

and giving each one space. I thought maybe we could

26:13

I'd throw ball out there and and if any of

26:15

them. Are. Interesting than we can

26:17

export. License. Yes,

26:19

okay. First one was ah, do

26:22

you think you've eaten more pizza

26:24

or hamburgers in your life? And

26:27

ah it. In addition to that, what is

26:29

the thing you think you've eaten the most

26:31

of in your life and what do you

26:33

think is more popular globally? Peace or hamburgers?

26:35

the next one. The idea I had was

26:37

I think it would be ugly. I do.

26:39

we get a law that so that was

26:41

saga of that the first one first you

26:43

want to see want to take them one

26:45

by one and okay sir. definitely pizza of

26:47

definitely more beats. Beats.

26:50

As we can see more. The. Thing I've

26:53

even the most of undeniably chicken. Seemingly.

26:56

Like chicken nuggets are strips. Devour.

26:59

Mind would be. My. Of the

27:01

pan, a pastor and a.

27:04

Fan at what he says.

27:06

Penny penny get yanked. Everyone

27:08

can a real I. I

27:11

think mine might be hamburgers to

27:13

both. A had real yeah

27:15

yeah I think. I've eaten

27:17

peanut butter the most probable, or Nixon,

27:20

and she's by way more peanut butter

27:22

than anything else. Yeah,

27:24

maybe peanut butter stance? It's.

27:27

It's very dense and like I'm part

27:29

of the never most, not not in

27:31

my adult life like night, My adult

27:33

like in my adult life not eating

27:35

peanut butter. Super on the regular as

27:38

a kid. Full like so

27:40

peanut butter meals dude lightsaber feel about

27:42

was would never be more than like

27:44

fifty percent a hundred. and are you

27:46

know you're on. The at our

27:48

agree with that. What you ever jail shoved

27:50

around in a jar of peanut butter? Yeah

27:53

to.gunbattle I asked light Bill: Been a building

27:55

bar area. like going insane out on or

27:57

after the pain of other. Know.

28:00

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no,

28:02

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No,

28:04

no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you're eating it all fucked up, like... So, wait,

28:06

so you have a slice of apple, and then you scoop more than that slice of

28:08

peanut butter? Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh. Yeah,

28:10

yeah, yeah, yeah. What? One slice

28:12

of apple... Gotta be on the show. ...shallow it out.

28:15

...equals two slice-size of peanut butter when it's all set

28:17

and done. How does the math of that even work

28:19

out? Deliciously. Because you...

28:23

You scoop the peanut butter with the apple slice,

28:26

and it's a lot, and you take a bite

28:28

of that, and then you have half an apple

28:30

slice, and then you do it one more time

28:32

with that apple slice. So you double-dip them for

28:34

sure. No, you flip the apple slice

28:36

around the other way. Or

28:39

it's your fucking house double-dip if you want to. That

28:41

is true. Also, I'm eight years

28:43

old, so God's dead, none of it matters.

28:45

Like, I'm just going for it. Yeah,

28:48

I think it's probably peanut butter for me, number

28:51

one. There's no way. So

28:53

for me, my entire life, I feel like

28:55

when I think lunch, I think, oh, what

28:57

hamburger am I going to eat today? Really?

29:02

More than sandwiches. It's the first food I

29:04

think of. Yeah. Peanut butter

29:06

and jelly. It's not my favorite or anything, but if I'm

29:08

just thinking, oh, I'm getting a little hungry. Do

29:10

I want to eat a Billy's today, or do

29:12

I want to go to the pool burger? But

29:15

if you're talking just around the house, I feel

29:17

like you always can make a sandwich. You can't

29:19

always make a hamburger there. Oh,

29:21

you don't know what's in my fridge. If

29:23

I am always ready for burger time. So

29:26

you could make a burger right now. I could. Yeah,

29:29

absolutely. Mm. Could

29:32

all, how many of us could make a burger right now if

29:34

we wanted to? I could. I

29:36

could. I absolutely could. Great. Great.

29:39

Everybody. That's fantastic. Well,

29:42

everyone except me. You don't count. Okay. If

29:44

I make a bacon, I could make out

29:46

bacon and jalapeno cheeseburger right now. Oh,

29:48

fuck yeah. I wanted to. You

29:51

ever had peanut butter on a burger? I feel like that's

29:53

a trendy thing. No, never heard

29:55

it. Yes, I have. Is

29:57

it good? Is it good? It's fine.

30:01

Whatever. Okay, so everybody seems

30:03

to think they've eaten more pizza in their

30:05

life than hamburgers. That's cool. That's interesting. I'm

30:07

hamburgers over pizza. Oh, right. You

30:09

were hamburger. I think I'm probably hamburgers as well. Definitely hamburgers

30:11

as well. The second

30:13

thing I had is I think it's a

30:15

we should investigate someday. You know how like

30:17

Michelin got started and how it's just the

30:19

tire company, but now they're like the Michelin.

30:22

They issue the stars and they're like the

30:26

subject matter experts on food, right?

30:29

Yeah, but they just started as a tire

30:31

company right or like Guinness is a beer company that

30:33

also does the world records. Why don't we

30:37

create? Oh shit. Here's

30:39

everything okay? No, I

30:41

just never put that together. That's crazy.

30:44

Yeah. I never thought about it. Wow. People

30:47

were like arguing over over Guinness

30:50

all the time over that shit and so they

30:52

just decided to create the book that settles all the

30:54

arguments. We

30:56

should create a national hot dog

30:58

registry where all the

31:01

best hot dogs that are made

31:03

in North America are listed and

31:05

you can and then so if you go to a

31:07

strange town, you can pull up the registry and go,

31:09

oh, I know there's three good hot dogs within

31:12

eight miles of me. So

31:14

it would be like that Moriarty app for

31:16

escape rooms, but just for hot dogs. Yes,

31:18

exactly. And then maybe at some point if

31:20

we develop a little bit of cache, it

31:22

becomes like a Michelin for hot dogs and

31:24

you get your you get your your

31:27

hot dog like three regulation rated or whatever and

31:29

then it's like it's a big deal. We

31:33

can have an award ceremony. I

31:35

love it. Yeah, something to think about going

31:37

back to be a uniform thing. Well,

31:40

uniform or regulation thing. Yeah, I think probably it's

31:42

kind of like a like a regulation. Yeah, I

31:44

think that's not a bad idea. The

31:46

next thing I had, we're almost done. I only have two

31:48

more. The next thing is, do

31:50

you guys think we should make toothpicks a thing again?

31:54

Well, I've been a big toothpick guy recently. I

31:58

feel like I was way. into toothpicks when

32:00

I was a kid and I was watching Masters

32:03

of the Air and since they don't let anybody

32:05

smoke cigarettes anymore even in the Past when people

32:07

actually smoked cigarettes they all just have like toothpicks

32:09

in their mouths and And I

32:11

got me thinking these things are pretty fucking cool.

32:13

Especially the flavored ones like a cinnamon toothpick Oh,

32:17

it's pretty nice. You want to get into

32:19

flavored toothpicks? Maybe like maybe we could contemporize

32:21

toothpicks Oh, maybe we

32:23

should make our own flavors and saturate our

32:25

toothpicks and then pull tryin like

32:28

a waffle bomb toothpick Yeah,

32:31

oh god, I

32:33

feel like those little floss pick things

32:35

have outdone them Yeah,

32:37

I think I think they're a fad Yeah,

32:39

oh, I don't I think those I think the

32:41

flosser pics are here to stay and now I

32:43

know but I associate I

32:46

associate toothpicks with like Long-haul

32:48

truckers, you know what I mean?

32:50

Like like they're dipping

32:52

them and like staying up Here's

32:55

our play. Here's our play. You

32:58

can dip them to stay up easy. That's

33:00

true To those flossers

33:02

you're talking about their plastic full of

33:04

micro plastics. Every time you use it,

33:06

you're probably poisoning your mouth You

33:09

get down there in your nether regions and just filling

33:11

it with micro plastics We need to return to wood

33:13

if you're gonna put it in your mouth. It needs

33:15

to be wood. I Think

33:18

Gracie has a great point which is we need

33:20

to bring back a piece of wheat In your

33:22

we need to go back even further. That's good,

33:24

too. That's good, too This is what do you

33:26

get wheat from that Buckley? Okay,

33:41

last thing I have and then I'm done and

33:43

then I'm gonna close the books on all my

33:45

face ideas and delete the file I

33:48

think I you know as you guys know, I'm the big

33:50

tick-tocker now now that the government doesn't like it I like

33:52

it and so I've

33:55

been watching a ton of tick-tock and

33:57

I think that we I think that there's a market

33:59

there because Because we're clever, we're clever

34:01

people, right? We're very smart,

34:04

we make games and ideas. Think

34:06

of all the games we made in Minecraft,

34:08

Gavin. Think of all that work we've done.

34:10

Think of all the clever things we've invented.

34:13

TikTok is a wash with made up sports

34:15

that people are inventing themselves. There's the pool

34:17

balls on the treadmill. There's the people that

34:20

race marbles. There's the dudes that swing bottles

34:22

at each other and see which one breaks.

34:24

I feel like between the five of us,

34:26

we could create the next great TikTok

34:29

sport. I

34:33

agree with that. An immediate

34:35

thought that came from that statement

34:37

is there's sort of this common

34:39

vernacular of street smarts versus school

34:41

smarts. How would you categorize your

34:43

Minecraft smarts that you're presenting? The

34:46

ability to make game modes. Nerd smarts.

34:48

What is it? Nerd smarts? Okay. Yeah.

34:52

Actually like that. That was good. I feel like we should

34:54

rent a steamroller, right? That's

34:57

all I've got so far. We

35:01

should rent a steamroller and then try

35:03

to flatten and then unflatten things. What's

35:07

the difference between a steamroller and an iron?

35:10

Is it just scale? Couple hundred

35:12

thousand pounds. Yeah, what do

35:14

you mean? Do you want to get into like

35:16

steamrolling your underwear? Well, no, I'm just,

35:19

I'm sure. I don't really know what a steamroller does.

35:21

Could you iron a shirt properly with a steamroller? That

35:23

would be fucking awesome. Let's get an ironing board and

35:25

a shirt and a steamroller and see if

35:27

we get better results than an iron. Well,

35:30

it's functionally supposed to be the same, right? It's

35:32

just like a larger version. Yeah. You

35:35

could do your entire wardrobe in

35:37

one roll. Let's

35:40

get into really long ironing boards. Or

35:45

let's make a steamrolling iron. That's

35:48

like a little mini steamroller that you can iron

35:50

with. Oh, we'll make it really

35:52

heavy. We'll make it out of like tungsten. Like

35:55

a heated tungsten. Oh God. Let's

35:58

make the most premium. Or

36:00

to make it iron the world has ever seen It's

36:05

a great idea and if it's remote control and we

36:08

can drive it back and forth over

36:10

the ironing boards You have to put use your

36:12

own pressure Oh, this is awesome You went through

36:14

a little phase of wanting to get into RC

36:16

cars like you'll do this still do combine in

36:19

yeah I'm by the way

36:21

that is that's on the that's on the back burner,

36:23

but that's very much still the pin is still in

36:25

it it's just a Out of

36:27

the guys remember, but we all lost our jobs and yeah,

36:29

they really had a walk with sales of the high-end I

36:32

see car idea. Yeah, those those $800

36:34

RC cars and started looking a lot

36:37

less interesting Over

36:39

the last month or so, but we'll get back there.

36:41

We'll get back maybe So

36:46

who's in charge of all the money at the next thing

36:51

Not it Oh

36:55

We're hiring a we're hiring a company

36:58

No Because because we say who's

37:01

in charge of all the money which makes

37:03

me think that none of us should be

37:05

in charge of all the money Yeah,

37:09

I was immediately thinking how do I how do I

37:11

spend forty five hundred dollars on a block of tungsten?

37:14

Yeah, exactly. I Didn't

37:17

say not me because I felt it I just

37:19

qualified myself by asking What's the difference between an

37:22

iron and a steamroller? I'm

37:26

not in the running for this race. That's okay. Oh We're

37:31

fucked We're

37:35

gonna try I've

37:38

got so many notes that I either don't understand or

37:40

have no idea if I've ever brought up What

37:45

is Andrew confused about bats Did

37:51

I text you about bats maybe spit

37:54

take thinking about alien pussy? Oh Was

37:59

that from our Was that from our

38:01

smut that we wrote? No,

38:03

no, this is years ago, baby. Advert

38:07

for milk. Quarantine

38:09

pasta. Wasp

38:11

fan. Yeah, I don't know

38:13

what any of this is. Wasp fan

38:15

is when your fan got the

38:17

wasp nest in it. Oh, a natural fan. Not

38:20

someone who was a fan of wasp. Oh, yeah.

38:23

Gavin's notes list is like playing fucking connections

38:25

or you're trying to interpret if it literal

38:27

isn't a thing. What is the

38:29

context to which this word is being used? Is it a

38:31

word that means multiple things? An

38:34

outlets off guy or not. A

38:37

what? An outlets

38:39

off guy or not. Turn

38:42

the outlets off, maybe. What

38:44

does that mean there? Do you like

38:46

trip the breaker on the outlet so that it's not active?

38:50

Why would that be that kind of guy, though?

38:52

Would that reduce your power bill, maybe? Your electric

38:54

bill? No. Maybe.

38:58

No, I can't be

39:00

drawn any power. Well,

39:02

it has to, right? Doesn't it always have to

39:04

be technically? Yeah, but to be such

39:06

a small amount. I don't know.

39:09

Back full of cocaine, nothing else. Oh,

39:11

that was when I wanted to have a suitcase that was

39:13

full of full to the brim of just

39:15

cocaine powder to see if they

39:18

could see it on the X-ray. Instead

39:22

of it looking like a secret hidden compartment,

39:24

it would be entirely coke. I

39:28

was wondering if I could get through. How

39:30

much does an X-ray machine cost? You

39:37

have to be able to buy those, right? I've never

39:39

considered that. Well, the airports are getting rid of them

39:41

all for those CT scanners now. So

39:44

there's probably a bunch of X-ray shit

39:46

on the market. Let's see, airport

39:48

skinner cost. I have a question for you,

39:50

Gavin, as we're wrapping up old things. Face

39:54

territory thing that I've pretended to not care

39:56

about, but still think about. In

40:00

Halo that I have balance of know

40:02

it's a halo related sigma What was

40:04

the word you made up. To

40:08

remember. What? Was the my arm.

40:11

Oh. Whole

40:14

this was made up. Mood.

40:18

Must have were playing Halo Just did context

40:20

for this and Gavin tried to. He said

40:22

you ever hear about and then he said

40:24

a word and as like that's just made

40:26

that up that straight and he immediately folded.

40:29

But then I forgot what it was called.

40:32

And he was the and then I zero if I

40:34

wrote for everyone else than I told the I took

40:36

a picture of it are some burma have signed. But.

40:38

I don't remember and have pretended like

40:41

I have cared what I have side.

40:44

And hummingbirds. What was the

40:46

word? Was.

40:49

Rattling. I haven't as long as it's

40:51

just new favorite. Stooges own

40:53

be a term. Civil.

40:56

Justice Center in a text to Jeff

40:58

an errant maybe. I think

41:00

you send a photo of it. Is

41:03

the end of this arc? Is you not

41:05

knowing it, being unable to find it obtained?

41:07

Even that? That's great. I'm Apple. What?

41:10

Would it have bricked scandalous? She great dress

41:12

and I've been wondering the same. This.

41:14

Is the word that we were saying. This Is the word that.

41:17

Gavin No. Longer than I do that.

41:20

Way. Which one is that? The. Number is.

41:26

Now they're not of of that. That's.

41:28

Unrelated. Don't worry though that Devon, it's not something I

41:30

don't know about. Know what is not a for?

41:33

To mine your word it, what's your ago we got.

41:35

we got multiple words in the mix. I

41:38

mean not if you can't remember your. Various?

41:43

A depends on you, doesn't. I

41:46

did see one sub reddit thread about our words

41:48

and it made me very happy. Where there's a

41:50

sleaze root root, try to make that saying. I.

41:54

Found my list of a punch lines without.

41:57

Without set up. as my

41:59

wife's That's not a goose, that's my

42:01

wife! Hahahaha That's

42:04

a newspaper with lights. One

42:06

of my notes just says, Alanis

42:08

Marisette, what's that about? What? Was

42:13

that feet related? Don't know.

42:18

What year was that word?

42:21

Hahahaha This

42:23

is the best case scenario for me, I'm so happy I asked.

42:25

I can't say. I

42:29

can't say, I don't know. I

42:32

definitely made some guesses in our text train if you want

42:34

a point of reference. What

42:36

were the guesses? I

42:38

don't even know the word, you think I know

42:40

my guesses that we're on? Hahahaha Do

42:43

we know what year was the chance? Well

42:48

all you think about that is a clip. Oh

42:50

my god. Did

42:54

you find it Gavin or was that a reaction to my clip? That

42:56

was your clip. It's

42:58

not, it's an unrelated Sea

43:00

Thieves story but it is a

43:03

very funny clip that I would like to share. So

43:06

Sea Thieves you have an emote where

43:09

you can hide in a barrel and

43:11

so the goal is to sneak into somebody's

43:13

ship and then barrel emote and be sneaky.

43:16

Barrel is bullshit. Hahahaha

43:21

I snuck into a boat and I thought,

43:24

I'm so well placed they will never

43:26

know that I'm here. And here's the

43:28

link to the clip. I don't

43:30

think it shows that before

43:33

that clip begins one

43:35

of them ran down into this area

43:37

and then ran back upstairs and I thought

43:39

I am in the clear. Let me know when

43:41

you watch the clip. Oh

43:46

yeah good. Yeah

43:48

that's a good spot. Yeah so I'm

43:50

like this is a great position I'm in. It's

43:53

like you're playing Prop Hunt. It

43:55

is like I'm playing Prop Hunt. I'm like it

43:58

looks so natural. Whoa.

44:02

Whenever I feel those sure I'll just

44:05

wait until they like shell and stuff

44:07

of looting later and and I'll pop

44:09

laos and really get the upper hand

44:11

on then show i'm singer feel. And

44:15

that is not what ended up winning at

44:17

all. Ah,

44:23

Guys. Bridge

44:26

I ran past be once.

44:29

And he clearly has like oh this idiot

44:31

is right there so that. He went up

44:34

and he got his entire crew and

44:36

they all came down together and he's

44:38

like this idiot and then they blew

44:40

me away. They also milk was shocked

44:43

and shots. Surveys are applied

44:45

it all came as a on

44:47

middle is like yet was could

44:49

see this idiot their the had

44:51

no chance. And

44:53

was seasons great of of said recently more.

44:56

Around any other them as any of. The

44:58

past things gathered you figure you were just.

45:02

Not. Travel about through a texts.

45:06

And we Texan much. As so

45:09

many. More. We used to. Other

45:12

well and dig. What

45:15

was the a filibuster mean? I'm not

45:17

about? remember? No, I don't

45:19

remember anything about it outside of. It

45:23

was a really obviously sake sounding saying.

45:26

And. Then I forgot it. And. The new refuse

45:28

to tell me. But. When these. We.

45:31

Saw last episode. But. Concert.

45:36

Ah, It's crazy

45:38

to think that this is the end. Like obviously we've

45:40

known for a long time we would not eat out

45:42

the end in the senses. This.

45:44

Will be nothing to the audience. Were gonna

45:46

be on a different seed. On

45:49

Wednesday everything will be the same. Or

45:51

it doesn't feel like a ton for us either. let

45:53

me just gonna keep going and or else feels like

45:55

an enemy I think because of the company, more sick

45:57

living than this or. that has this

46:00

Like all of all

46:02

of the closest friendships I have are connected

46:05

through the company. It's just it's crazy that

46:07

that Will cease to exist It's

46:10

weird to think that the thing that like meant so

46:12

much to me That's somebody

46:14

who is my age when I found it just will not

46:17

have that opportunity to find and have a similar journey At

46:21

least for that. I mean we're building we're

46:23

building the new exciting thing I Was

46:29

saying on the receive podcast that it

46:31

really is I don't know I've because

46:33

I've grown up doing this really but it

46:36

is so Amazing such an

46:38

amazing feeling to have a platform where you

46:40

can make people laugh Like when people say

46:42

they were like they like spat out their

46:44

drink That's something I said.

46:47

I just can't beat that feeling. I think that's the reason

46:49

I don't ever want to stop doing this Mm-hmm.

46:52

It might be the best feeling in the world It's

46:55

really yeah, it's incredible feeling Especially

46:58

to get to do with people you love making stuff

47:00

with like it's a double It

47:02

is so rewarding personally and touching

47:04

to know that We

47:07

have a platform and which allows us to

47:09

connect with people and and bring laughter to

47:11

their day as well as just being Able

47:13

to bring laughter to people's days that I

47:15

know and I have a different

47:17

relationship with Awesome,

47:20

it's the best of both scenarios I

47:24

wrote a little thing to read As

47:27

like a thank you to the ions and that type of thing I

47:29

decided to record it independently cuz I was like I

47:31

don't know I'm

47:34

an easy crier, and I'm glad I did

47:36

Jesus Christ Messy boy

47:39

did you cry the normal takes? Okay,

47:41

well Jesus Christ that I felt like I was

47:43

in a musical you Just

47:48

waiting for you to stop so we can all

47:50

say our jokes yes It was great

47:53

Okay, Jeff joke one. I don't

47:55

even remember what I asked Eric joke

47:57

to Was it the petition?

48:00

You already recorded no no oh did

48:02

you cry like a baby was

48:04

it embarrassing was it was it like sobbing

48:07

or was it like? Dignified tears ah

48:09

it was I think a good medium

48:11

between dignified tears and baby tears But

48:15

it's it's you know that's not well. It's

48:17

not hard to do with me Let me just say

48:19

as someone who's never cried

48:21

on camera in his life disgusted

48:25

by you What

48:28

is a hup up Nick you know

48:30

when you're someone's crying so much I

48:37

didn't have that I think the last time I

48:39

had that was when I saw me Earl the dying girl

48:41

that one got me Well

48:46

I've never saw that but I'm guess she died

48:48

I guess she died well yeah well yeah She

48:50

dies and I was it hit it was just

48:52

you know I don't know what it was that that day it

48:54

hit hard And it's the hardest

48:56

I think I've cried in a movie And

48:58

it was so bad that I had to start

49:00

staring at the ceiling to like gather myself because

49:02

I was like this is insane I this is

49:04

ridiculous. I'm gonna cry, and I was like okay, okay

49:07

Well good, and I brought my eyes back down,

49:09

and she was still dying and I oh no

49:12

oh back to the roof I can't is

49:15

that what that that TV? I never watched it,

49:17

but that my name is Earl show was about

49:19

he was apologizing everybody could be yeah Because he

49:21

killed that girl it was like

49:23

a mix between me Earl and the dying girl

49:25

and Dexter He would kill a different person every

49:28

week and uh Yeah

49:31

first season was great John let's

49:33

go you know John let's

49:35

go and not gal hmm Hmm

49:38

I saw him in an interview, and he said John

49:41

let's go and I went what the fuck Do

49:43

you cover that in your message to the audience? I

49:46

do yeah? That's actually what I both open and close

49:48

with are are we gonna hear your message, too Are

49:50

you gonna play it for us or is it a

49:52

thing? I'm not gonna play it now I mean we're

49:54

no I end and then it'll talk I'm gonna send

49:56

it to Kelly who edits

50:00

this show does a wonderful job so we

50:02

don't get to hear it till the audience

50:04

does Yeah This

50:07

is Kelly's last edit then is it? Oh

50:10

That sucks Shout

50:13

out to Kelly. Shut up Kelly. Shout out

50:15

to Kelly Absolutely

50:17

tremendous job every every fucking week we

50:19

can we count Amazing

50:21

editor and I think something that has added so

50:23

much to her show that we've been lucky that

50:26

So many of the people that have hands in it care

50:28

about it and enjoy it and I think that that When

50:31

you have that it shows in the work and

50:33

get it as well, you know Yeah, because humor

50:36

is subjective and if and one of the things

50:38

that I've learned over the last you

50:40

know, however, I mean 150 years of doing

50:43

this is that an editor can absolutely make

50:45

or break a production and The

50:48

fact that Kelly a hundred percent gets

50:50

what we're doing And

50:52

then is able to enhance it with her talents

50:54

and abilities is fucking amazing Can I

50:56

ask you a completely unrelated question? Any yeah,

50:59

do vitamins work? There's

51:02

a lot of controversy over that our vitamins real

51:05

that a lot of people know I don't think so

51:08

Great. Really? I mean is that different

51:10

to like a supplement? Yeah, wait, you know supplements

51:13

as well You said I've tried hundreds.

51:15

What do you mean by that? Like I went through a

51:17

really weird phase in college where like

51:19

I really wanted to find a vitamin that worked

51:21

and So I bought me

51:23

by work. Yeah. Well, how would you track like

51:25

it? Does he felt like

51:28

someone for example? Yeah example I would like feel

51:30

better or some of them are targeted to like

51:32

oh You're not gonna blow or

51:34

like oh, this is gonna make your hair

51:36

grow. I've never noticed anything ever

51:39

try Them

51:41

for a while and it it never did anything for

51:43

me I don't want to make

51:45

any you know, I could be wrong about this

51:47

I feel like we're in different realms though Like

51:49

I'm talking about vitamin C and you're talking about

51:51

hair growth pills and I don't feel like they're

51:54

quite the same I've also

51:56

tried like a multivitamin. Yeah with

51:58

vitamin C in it, but how? you know whether it

52:00

worked? I mean I didn't feel any

52:02

difference. I'm assuming it didn't do anything. Yeah but

52:04

I think it's supposed to. According to Harvard University, if

52:06

you take

52:12

a multivitamin it's probably because you want to

52:14

do everything in can to protect your health

52:16

but there is still limited evidence to the

52:19

daily cocktail of essential vitamins and minerals actually

52:21

delivers what you expect. Most studies find no

52:23

benefit from multivitamins in protecting brain or heart.

52:26

Well I'm just, I have straight up vitamin C.

52:28

What about singular vitamins? But what are you, okay

52:30

so you're saying vitamin C, what are you trying

52:33

to do with vitamin C? I

52:35

don't really know to be honest. I got

52:37

it when I- You're just picking one and

52:39

going for it? Well it was when I

52:41

first started to get like my cold, I

52:44

got a big bottle of vitamin, chewable vitamin C

52:46

and I'm taking them but

52:49

I don't, I just, I feel, I

52:51

don't know I feel like I've heard, it's sort

52:53

of like diet soda for me. I feel like

52:55

I've heard it's better, I feel like I've heard

52:57

it's worse, I feel like it flip-flops, I just,

53:00

I don't know. I was hoping somebody here would

53:02

have a more informed opinion on the effect. Yeah

53:04

I mean vitamin C doesn't, it's not

53:06

gonna like cure the cold, it's vitamin C is

53:08

just- No but like it'll help, like is there,

53:11

is there a value beyond if I

53:13

like the taste of this in consuming

53:15

it? Well yeah it depends on what you're

53:17

taking, like I take potassium like

53:20

often, like I'll eat a banana everyday whatever.

53:22

I get a lot of like cramps, like

53:24

leg cramps, foot cramps. When I'm cramping and

53:26

I take potassium, vitamin

53:28

K, that helps me almost

53:31

immediately. So yes. Now

53:34

is that whether you take a pill or eat the

53:36

banana because I would imagine eating the banana gets you

53:39

a better form of potassium? It

53:42

is, it's either way. It is like- That's interesting. Do

53:44

you think that might be a placebo at this point?

53:46

No, no because the way that

53:48

I'm feeling and the way that it works for

53:50

me is boy it works. Because when I don't and

53:52

you just try to go like I don't need

53:54

it this time and then you go I'm in hell,

53:57

I'm in hell, I'm in hell. Hey I totally get

53:59

that, I feel- the same way about Mira Lacks. Yeah.

54:02

Oh yeah. But

54:05

I don't think vitamin C does anything for like the cold. No,

54:08

I just wondered if like am I

54:10

improving my body in any way?

54:12

Maybe. Like consuming

54:14

this. It helps your body

54:16

make collagen, which you

54:18

know helps you grow skin and cartilage

54:21

and tendons and stuff. I

54:23

could use some tendons. Yeah. I

54:26

like that idea. I could use some more tendon. I

54:28

just don't know that the idea of the multivitamin has been

54:30

proven to work, but like if you ate a bunch of

54:32

oranges, you're going to get a benefit from the vitamin C

54:35

that you eat that way. Because

54:37

I feel like vitamin water doesn't work either, right?

54:39

That's also like it filters out all the vitamins.

54:41

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

54:45

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

54:47

Yeah. Yeah.

54:49

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

54:52

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

54:56

Yeah. I was trying to find out, trying to find

54:58

that stupid word and I didn't get any of it. That's

55:01

fine. You should probably

55:03

say where people could go to find information

55:05

about the next thing we'll do, which

55:08

I would say is all of our personal socials. Yeah.

55:10

I would say that our personal social media for

55:14

me that's at Eric Baddour on

55:17

all social media, that'll be a place where we,

55:19

you can stay updated on

55:22

what we're doing next. If you guys want to call

55:24

out your personal socials where people can find more information.

55:27

Yeah. I'm on Instagram at Jeff

55:29

L. Ramsey and TikTok at Jeff's daily

55:31

rip. I'll communicate both through

55:33

both of those. Here's the thing though. Next

55:36

week on a Wednesday when

55:39

face is supposed to come out and

55:41

you're like, Oh fuck, where's face? It's

55:44

over. It's not. It's, it's coming out. It's

55:47

a new thing. Just look, go to our

55:49

socials and we'll tell you where it is and

55:51

there will be a new thing. And you'll go,

55:53

Oh fuck. I, we didn't skip a beat. It's

55:55

just like air, never, nothing ever stopped. There

55:57

will be a regulation episode.

56:00

Out just like you normally would

56:02

have every Wednesday Yes, and

56:05

every Wednesday going forward until we can't make this any

56:07

longer I'm so excited to build

56:10

that thing with all of you in

56:12

our amazing community Does anyone else want

56:14

to say their social medias so that

56:16

way people I'm at Andrew Pitten and

56:18

I'm not at? Roosterteeth, so

56:20

don't go there Gaffin

56:27

free Wasn't

56:30

a joke name. It's my name I

56:35

can't think of a more poignant way

56:37

than to wrap up the last 200 and 65

56:42

episodes The then

56:44

all this interestedly sharing our socials

56:49

Wait wait Gavin say say your

56:52

name again one second say it's getting free So

56:56

So is this the last episode that Eric will

56:58

want us to end No,

57:01

well, you keep up that stick next time.

57:03

Yeah, you know you still the producer. He's

57:05

still pretty yeah I need it to end. I

57:08

have other things to do we have so there's a

57:10

bunch of other shit I'm getting what other

57:12

things are you gonna have to do? I

57:14

have people messaging me right now that are working for this

57:16

current company saying hey I need you to call

57:18

me ASAP. Oh right, but what would what

57:20

will they be you wouldn't have that next

57:22

time No, but I'll be

57:24

working with different companies I'll be working with different

57:26

companies and different people to try to get us

57:29

different opportunities and more things so that

57:31

way we can continue to Do this the

57:33

growth doesn't end as much as you all want

57:35

to just interestingly give your

57:37

social media so we can sort of Market

57:40

this which is not what we failed to do

57:42

for the last two years It's

57:44

two years to happen. We've never had

57:46

marketing for this show. Yeah, every yeah,

57:49

I agree Can't even get in a fucking variety

57:51

article Is

57:54

that where we should announce our new name yeah, yeah,

57:57

it's fine isn't variety's nuts Fuck

58:00

dude. That really did piss

58:02

me off. The

58:06

most successful fucking thing the company had going

58:08

for it. It got omitted. Oh my god.

58:11

Story of my fucking

58:13

life. Clamoring for

58:15

a little bit of respect for all the

58:17

fucking hard work we're doing. I

58:19

heard rumors that if this doesn't go

58:22

well, Jeff's gonna have to go back to Machinima. So please. Oh

58:24

god, no. Don't

58:27

make me bobheads. I

58:31

spent the last 15 minutes trying to find a

58:33

fake word. I could easily just make up

58:35

a new... I was

58:37

gonna say something, but you gotta give them

58:39

an uprope to hang them. You know what I mean? It

58:43

was Clemens. Oh,

58:45

that might have been it. I

58:47

like the old one better. Oh,

58:50

Grunkle? That actually

58:52

sounded closer to the old one. That

58:55

episode was a real dazzle. See you guys want

58:57

to take this out? Yeah, let's do it. Did

59:00

everyone say that hot felt thing? Go for

59:02

it, Gavin. I already did mine. You were ignoring

59:04

it. Oh, I was trying to find your stupid

59:06

word. What's the matter with that, you fool?

59:08

What? Eric, I think like Warner, you should take this

59:10

thing out back and just put a bullet in it.

59:13

No, you can't. Oh,

59:15

do we have a bullet sound? Should we just end on

59:17

a gunshot? Uh...

59:20

No, let's end like... silence. What

59:23

was that? Someone's mouth? Yeah, that

59:25

was me. That's the closest I

59:27

got. We

59:29

should take real Firing

59:32

Squad execution videos and put that

59:34

sound over there. No, we shouldn't.

59:38

It doesn't taste familiar. But Lee...

59:45

Alright, well, find us next week for a new

59:47

episode. Very

59:52

excited to continue this with you guys.

59:54

Very excited for the fans

59:56

who want to support us, that can

59:58

support us directly. Help

1:00:00

us grow and make the show the way

1:00:02

that we want to make it so that

1:00:04

way You're getting the best version of

1:00:06

it. I But I just I think

1:00:08

that'll do it Yeah I

1:00:10

just process Gavin wanted to end this

1:00:12

episode with an execution firing squad And

1:00:15

then it would go into me crying about how much the

1:00:17

community is I

1:00:21

mean that feels pretty par for the course. Oh God

1:00:24

damn, I do want to say though before

1:00:26

it before we do Transition into

1:00:29

Andrew crying again. I Do

1:00:32

I do want to say that I do

1:00:34

think you know, we've joked around about it

1:00:36

We've we've hit Hinden Hodd but the future

1:00:38

of what we're doing I think is very

1:00:41

bright and I want you the audience to

1:00:43

know that we are all very Excited

1:00:46

about it. We're very invested in

1:00:48

it. I am excited I've spent

1:00:50

21 years building shit like this

1:00:52

and I'm so fucking excited to

1:00:54

be able to start over again

1:00:56

and build it with the small

1:00:58

dedicated core of Incredibly

1:01:01

stupid people that is

1:01:03

gonna take this thing going forward and

1:01:06

I Just want

1:01:08

I hope we've done a good job and

1:01:10

I know we haven't because we don't do

1:01:12

a good job of much But of conveying

1:01:14

to y'all that not only is this not

1:01:16

slowing down or stopping It's gonna speed up

1:01:18

and we're gonna be bigger and better It's

1:01:20

gonna take some time and a lot of

1:01:22

it is gonna depend on you because we

1:01:24

are now in your hands and that's okay

1:01:26

We're very comfortable we I think we've built

1:01:28

a great relationship between the audience and the

1:01:31

Regulation crew and I'm very excited

1:01:33

to go forward with you guys

1:01:36

On this new thing and I really really really

1:01:38

hope you'll tune in and and and

1:01:40

more so I hope you'll tell people about

1:01:43

it because We're entering

1:01:45

into uncharted territory. There's no safety net

1:01:47

going forward and we really we really

1:01:49

need to To fucking

1:01:52

nail it and so it's gonna take your help

1:01:54

But if you if you support us, we're gonna

1:01:56

do our goddamn this to make you laugh along

1:01:58

the way Sorry about my

1:02:00

vagina. I'm not. I beat off

1:02:02

twice already. Wow. In fact,

1:02:05

we're ending in the come era. Fantastic.

1:02:07

No! Have you

1:02:10

ever that wrestling let's play? No.

1:02:13

All right, take it away,

1:02:15

Andrew. See

1:02:20

you next week. Hey,

1:02:31

it's Andrew. I'm recording. This is a

1:02:33

bone. I don't know. Bonus is

1:02:35

the right word that makes it sound more fun

1:02:38

than it is. I just wanted

1:02:40

to record. This is the last episode of

1:02:42

face. A little

1:02:45

message more aimed towards

1:02:47

the audience and there's a good

1:02:49

chance. I'll cry. So I didn't want to record this

1:02:51

in a group setting. I'm

1:02:54

not that emotionally vulnerable. I

1:02:56

try to be open and all that,

1:02:58

but that is a little too much for

1:03:01

me today. So I

1:03:04

wrote some stuff down. I

1:03:06

hope that me reading it and that I'm

1:03:08

not just speaking from the top of my head doesn't

1:03:11

minimize how genuine these words are

1:03:13

and how much it means to me. As

1:03:18

you may have heard, the company is

1:03:20

closing. Shocking, I know,

1:03:22

but it's true. And

1:03:25

when I reflect on the past four years,

1:03:28

it's impossible to be

1:03:32

succinctly describe what they've meant to me.

1:03:35

One of the most rewarding parts of

1:03:38

what we do in my eyes,

1:03:40

at least, is getting to be part

1:03:42

of this incredible community that we

1:03:44

are so lucky to have have had

1:03:47

formed around us. Sorry. Oh,

1:03:49

man. I

1:03:52

keep my DMS open and the amount

1:03:54

of messages I've received over the years

1:03:56

filled with kindness and support has

1:03:59

been overwhelming. in the best way. I

1:04:01

try my best to reply to all of them, but

1:04:05

if you're listening and I missed you, know I'm

1:04:08

genuinely sorry. The reason I

1:04:10

bring this up is the most common thread

1:04:12

in those messages is a

1:04:14

thanks for making this and how it has

1:04:16

helped endure a time of

1:04:18

darkness. What's important to me

1:04:20

in this moment is that you know

1:04:22

how aligned my feelings are but towards you. To

1:04:26

everyone who is listening right now, I say with all of

1:04:28

the weight in the world, thank you for

1:04:30

allowing this ridiculous show to exist.

1:04:33

It has changed my life forever and I will

1:04:36

feel indebted to you for the rest

1:04:38

of my life. Like

1:04:40

most people, these past years have been hard

1:04:42

and at times I felt as though I

1:04:44

was drowning, but knowing that no

1:04:47

matter what was happening, I was going to

1:04:49

get to spend time every week trying

1:04:51

to make my friends laugh was a constant

1:04:53

light. I don't know how I

1:04:55

navigated these years or sorry

1:04:57

I fucked that up because my

1:05:00

throat is sore, my eyes are watering,

1:05:02

I'm trying to read. I'm a mess, but

1:05:05

I don't know how I would

1:05:07

have navigated these years without the show. The

1:05:10

space we have created isn't possible without you so

1:05:12

as much as it is ours, it

1:05:14

is yours. Although the

1:05:16

company is in fact dying, that

1:05:18

space will continue on and I'm so

1:05:21

excited to continue to build it all with you. Thank

1:05:23

you so much for all the years of support. I'm

1:05:26

so excited for us to start our next

1:05:28

thing, which is going to be immediately following

1:05:30

this. Like it's going to be no time as fast

1:05:32

at all, it'll be on a different feed, but

1:05:37

yeah we

1:05:39

appreciate your support so much. It has been

1:05:42

a truly amazing four

1:05:44

years and hopefully many more to

1:05:46

come. Thank

1:05:49

you and have

1:05:51

a wonderful rest of your day. Hey

1:05:54

guys Major League Fan Jack here with a

1:05:56

look at next week's episode of Face. And

1:06:05

once again, Andrew never ate the pencil. All

1:06:07

that and more was on this series called...