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dead. Now this is, I don't know if
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we can really call this a retro rehearsal,
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but I think we will, but it's a
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very special one. The guest is the greatest
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comedian working in the world today, though often
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not acknowledged as such. Shamefully.
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This goes back to being a
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Kickstarter reward, I think, that
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when we were doing Kickstarters to help pay
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for the filming in the Leicester Square Theatre,
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I interviewed myself. But
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how, Rich? Well, in an embarrassing and
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weird fashion. That is the answer. So
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although it was some time ago, and if
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you want to hear me being interviewed more
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expertly, go to episode 300 where John Robbins
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interviewed me. But you can,
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you know, you want to hear the master interviewed
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by the master, and that is me interviewing me.
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You can listen to my snooker, you can listen to
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my ventriloquism, but you'll never quite get the real me
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interviewing the real me. The guest is
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Richard Herring. I don't think it's been
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heard before by the non-Kickstarter buying public,
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so please enjoy me asking
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myself. I am Richard. Imagine all of
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the stupid questions I ask all those other
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pricks. Thanks for listening Spread the word
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to your friends probably don't spread this one as the
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first one they listen to Do
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one of the good celebrities. All right. See you in a
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bit Uh,
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welcome to the left of the left of the left of the right of the right of
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the left Please welcome the man who's about to
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commit the most self-indulgent thing he has ever
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done And that is
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saying something Is
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Richard Herring Hey
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very very much, welcome to the
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special Which is a
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secret Richard Haunton Squarepig podcast Or
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I was uh, you know, I was
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uh, in Cairns Film Festival I've
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quite a lot of cool and eight year
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old movie detectives there We're calling it Rihallister
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So that is I
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should have planned that really before I did I should
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have worked something before I got one I said, look
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I'm wearing my uh, any teacher that my wife bought
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me for Christmas She was so
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excited she's given me his October She's
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given me two couldn't wait to give it to me Which
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will mean nothing to you because you're not cool like I am This
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is Mr. Poopy Butthole from uh, here
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From Rick and Morty Which if you haven't watched Rick and
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Morty you must watch Rick and Morty It's all on YouTube,
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it's good that you've watched it Obviously you're doing No,
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so I is uh, and I
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am a nerd too because I've got the
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teacher That's Mr. Poopy Butthole He's
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my favorite sitcom character He's only really
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in one episode And then he comes
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up a couple of other times Seriously it's the best movie
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show You'll be glad you watched
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this just for that piece of information In
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fact don't watch the rest of this Just
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go and watch Rick and Morty It's like Back to
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the Future It is In
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fact, it's an interesting point If I
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saw the Someone sent me the link to
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the original cartoon of it, which is just about basically
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Marty McFly licking the
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Doctor's balls to make stuff happen. And I
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don't know how, it's by Dan Harmon who did Community, and
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I don't know what part of him saw that and thought,
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oh we can make this into a brilliant series, but
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we're going to take out the licking the balls
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aspect, because that's the main
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thing. So it's an amazing piece of genius, but
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Dan Harmon, who I've got, I was
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just, well let's just kick-start to get him to come over and
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do one of these. Anyway,
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look, I'm very excited, I can't believe
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he's taken so many episodes to get
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our next guest
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on the show. He is probably
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best known for his role, there's
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so much I could use. He's probably
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best known as Percy
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the Hatford from the
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TV show Servants. It
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kind of fails, it went up against Big Brother and no
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one saw it. But it was, will
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you please welcome Mr. Jadani I'm
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going to keep this in the UK, but...
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So what do you remember
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about being
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Percy in the Shephard in Servants?
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Well, you know, not many
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people bring that up, I'm surprised, I
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wouldn't have said that's what I'm best known for. But
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it was quite, I've never really been asked to
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be in anything that I haven't written as an
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actor, so that was quite unusual. I think I
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got the part of Percy the Shephard because
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my friend from school knew the captain
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director of Servants and he said we
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need someone who can do like a...
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local accent and he said,
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oh, would you care? I'll do it. So my
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management have never got me any answering words. But
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luckily, my friend from the Kings of Worcester school
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in Chetter knew someone. So I went and did
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an audition. And I knew when I did the
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audition that I had nailed it. And I was
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going to get the part from that very time
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that happened to me in my entire life. And
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I did it. And I went out to Bristol somewhere
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to film it. It stayed me home. That
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guy from England was in it. Joe Ocelante
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was in it. And
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I had to dress up as
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a shepherd from the 18th
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century, but he was welcoming the master
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of the house to welcome
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him in as a pastoral idol. So he was
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annoyed about having to dress up in traditional shepherd
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gear, because he was a shepherd, but he
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wasn't a traditional shepherd. He had
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some tape on a string and
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bows on them and stuff and a big crook. I
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remember no one's
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asking about this. Weird
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things to have to think about. One's really prepared for
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you to bring this up.
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And I remember standing there and this stagecoast thundering
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towards me. And it was quite scary. And I
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had to not look scared. But it felt like
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he was going to hit me in the dress
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thing. He had that gone wrong. And that could
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have been the end of a promising acting career
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there. So it was
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nice to hear that he wasn't convinced that the
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thing would go well himself. So that was really
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good. There's
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so many different things to talk to you about. I
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could have also said you were best known as Hamlet.
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You played Hamlet in the West End early on in
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your career. That is
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almost true, Richard. I almost did play Hamlet.
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Very early on, I was casting. Weirdly,
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I was going to go ahead in one year. And
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they were doing Beyond the Fringe. And it was a
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scrubbish idea. They were going to redo Beyond the Fringe
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and did Beyond the Fringe scripts. And
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I nearly got cast as, I don't guess, I
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don't know, I think it was probably the Peter
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Cook role, which is ridiculous, or maybe it was
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Dougie Miller. And I
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didn't get it, but the director So then
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she was doing a Hamlet lunchtime variety
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show of lots of different sketches
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involving Hamlet. And she cast
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me as Hamlet, which was the straight part in
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all of the sketches. And I wasn't very good at it. And
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so they sent me the week before. It
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was hard. And I never got to play in the West
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London Hamlet, but I very nearly did. Well that is very
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interesting, which I've never
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heard that anecdote told before, for a good reason,
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I would say. Kate
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Copstick, the Scotsman critic, was in that cast
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as well. I don't know if she remembers
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me from being in it, but I remember
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doing a sword fight thing. We
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talked to do sword fights and I was not good at
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that. And then I kept on swinging the sword around and
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was told off. And then
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that night they rang me up and said, I had to
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go home and they wouldn't have me in it anymore. So
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yeah, it could have been an exciting time. It really could
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have been. Yeah, you are right. But
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recently you've been doing, all you've
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done in a lot of one-man shows, you've done a lot of
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one-man shows and you've recently been here at the Leicester Square Theatre
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doing all 12 of those shows. Yeah,
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it's the 12 shows of Herring. What
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was that like going back over your work? I can't
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imagine how, how did you remember all the stuff? That's
11:09
all I would get to me. How did you remember
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all of the, I couldn't do
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that. So how did, how did
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you, I just, it was difficult.
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I wanted to do it. I thought I would do
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all 12 shows in 12 days. It
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was, I was sort of making the point, I didn't want
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to go to the Edinburgh Fringe. So I just
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had, I've been up for a long time and I've
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lost lots of money the previous year. I
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thought I'd rather stay at home, but I wanted to do something that
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was a bit of an adventure and a bit of a challenge. And
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at Rensky Tech, can you put the Leicester Square Theatre for 12
11:40
nights in a row and I'll just do the 12 shows in
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12 nights? I'm pretty glad that that didn't
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happen. Because I did six weekends of
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two shows. And so basically each week
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I would just listen to the, I
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luckily have all the shows recorded by Go
11:54
Faster Strike. You could do some amazing things
11:56
with technology Richard. You
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would not believe what they can do. And
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so I was able to listen to them all and it
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kind of got in by us most of the thing. I would
12:07
do a few little tryouts of
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the shows, but
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basically I often got here and I realised I hadn't
12:13
really learnt the second half of the show. I'd
12:15
been contracting on the first half. I
12:17
start from the beginning every time, you know, that's what you do. And
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then I go, oh yeah, probably not. And
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the second half usually just come out of the mouth. The
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biggest challenge, I suppose, was that I had to write a
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new show. I should really have done one or the other,
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but I had to write a new show for the end
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and I didn't have any time to rehearse that because I
12:34
was rehearsing all the other shows. But
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that's called Happy Now and Some Hours Came Out. You can
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come and see it on tour, Richard, if you want. I
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don't want to come. It sounds
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like a lot of
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hassle. I've seen most of your shows. I
12:47
think I'm not going to come to this one. Well,
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you know, you've got, I'm going to ask you a lot
12:55
of the emergency questions, but I do want to talk to
12:57
you about your career as well. And
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it's kind of interesting. You started at a
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university where you met Stuart Lee, I believe,
13:03
who I don't know what's happened to me,
13:05
disappeared off the radar. But
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you got into sort of
13:11
student comedy through that. Yeah, it was, well,
13:13
again, this was sort of weird because we
13:15
were, there's a time when stand-up
13:17
was very much in the predominance and
13:21
Edinburgh is just sort of coming in and
13:23
taking over and student comedy. The Oxford and
13:25
Cambridge stuff was, seems very passe.
13:27
And there was a lot of anger towards the
13:29
Oxford Bridge, supposed mafia coming in and taking all
13:32
the jobs. So I just had a really horrible
13:34
time in that, with my second Edinburgh, where I
13:36
did the Oxford Review, where we were booked to
13:39
do the Guild of Balloon and all the comedians
13:41
in the town turned up to
13:43
heckle the Oxford Review. So
13:45
even though I can understand why they would do
13:48
that, they were
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essentially just bullying some 19-year-old children
13:53
for what other people had done before them. It
13:55
wasn't really our fault. So we'd all been to
13:57
comprehensive school and got into Oxford.
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getting good A-level results, which seems like a
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good thing to me. But,
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yeah, so they took out their anger on us a little
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bit. And I think it was a difficult thing to get
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through to realise
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that I was, I think, psychologically, and
14:13
certainly in the stand-up community, that
14:17
I was hated before I ever used to office. So
14:20
that meant when I came to London and
14:22
started doing stand-ups, that was, you know, I
14:25
felt like ostracised already. Stuart hadn't
14:27
been in that show. He'd written it with me,
14:29
and then he didn't experience this, and then he
14:31
was very happy to come to London and be
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in the stand-up thing. So I think I was
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very much skewed towards wanting to
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do sketch comedy and prove that sketch comedy was
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good and stand-up was rubbish. And
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I was incorrect about
14:44
that, but that was my belief. And
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I slightly lost my bottle with that. Funny,
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I met Patrick Marber last night at
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Steve Coogan's 50th birthday party.
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You go to a lot of showbiz events. I go to a lot of
14:57
showbiz events. You're not invited
14:59
to the... I go to loads or something.
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And we had this
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kind of weird thing where me, Stuart,
15:07
Simon Munnery, and Steve Coogan and Patrick
15:09
Marber, after doing On The Hour, we
15:12
kind of did a stand-up show, a sketch show
15:14
in Edinburgh, trying to reclaim the sketch
15:16
show. And it just didn't really work out. We
15:19
sort of all rubbed each other up the wrong way. And
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again, I really lost my bottle, and they didn't
15:24
really... Some like Steve and Patrick, they were very
15:26
disparaging of me as a performer. And
15:29
that added to me kind of losing my
15:32
performing bottle. But I talked to Patrick
15:34
last night. He was very upset that we
15:36
joke about him all the time. And
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generally, I was surprised how upset he was.
15:43
I thought he would understand it was a joke. To
15:47
deliberately prolong an argument from 25 years
15:49
ago. It wasn't
15:51
really very important. As the
15:53
lesson in the two... I said to him
15:55
that you've been amazing successful as a playwright
15:57
and screenwriter. So the idea of me carrying
15:59
on... going on about you is clearly a joke aimed at
16:01
myself. I felt a
16:03
lot happier afterwards. I felt very, I felt
16:06
very, he said to me that his kids would
16:08
go, why did these people hate you so much? And
16:12
he says, I don't know why they do it. And
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I said, well, there's a little bit of truth in it, Patrick, you were a
16:16
bit of a prick. During that, you know,
16:19
we were all bit, it's interesting, we were
16:21
all very ambitious, I think, in our own
16:23
different ways, and we kind of chose to
16:25
portray Patrick as more ambitious, and maybe he
16:27
was more rhythmically ambitious in some ways, but we were
16:29
all ambitious as well. There's
16:31
no genuine amnesty there, which I'll say to
16:34
some people who have paid them a half
16:36
thousand people, they've got to admit it.
16:39
Nobody else will know, but I apologize.
16:42
Apologize. Ha ha ha. Ha ha
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ha. Sorry. Ha ha ha. Ha
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ha ha. Ha ha ha. It
16:52
seems to be flagging a bit. So what I have, I don't know
16:54
if this is what I have, is I've got
16:56
a lot of emergency questions. So
16:59
I will try you out on,
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I don't know if you thought, there'll be things
17:03
you won't have thought in this. So we've had... What
17:06
do you have to choose between having a hand made
17:08
out or
17:10
an armpit that expects sunburn? Which
17:12
of those two things? What?
17:18
What do you mean? A hand made, somewhat
17:20
my hands is made of hammy, it's made
17:22
of hand-witching. But you can eat it,
17:25
but... I've
17:28
never heard of such ridiculous... question
17:31
in my life. What
17:33
do people normally say? Most
17:35
people choose the ham hand. I'll
17:37
have that then. And
17:44
have you ever tried to suck your own
17:46
cock? Yes, obviously, everyone
17:48
has. And I successfully got
17:50
the tip. I
17:53
was actually thinking, I knew that question was coming up and
17:55
I meant to last night have another go and see how
17:57
I got on. That was when I was 14. and
18:00
could get erections. But
18:03
instead I got incredibly drunk
18:05
and I really would
18:07
not have been able to, if I bent round I
18:09
would have been sick and certainly
18:11
my shriveled old man pig nest would
18:14
have been hidden by my cottomant
18:17
belly. Good. So, have
18:22
you ever seen a ghost? No, I
18:24
have never seen a ghost, because ghosts do
18:26
not exist. But sometimes
18:28
I have been scared of things and
18:31
you know, you think there was a ghost, there was
18:33
a mouse in my apartment in Amsterdam recently when I
18:36
stayed there that I thought it was a ghost, but
18:38
it turned out to be a mouse, but it could
18:40
have been the ghost of a mouse, we don't know.
18:42
You don't know, do you? It's like when I was
18:44
talking to John Finnimore, he didn't know that it could
18:47
be a real person or he's just
18:49
wandered into his room with a baby and got
18:51
the wrong room. Do
18:54
you remember that podcast? I
18:56
do so many podcasts I can't expect to
18:59
remember like one guest answered
19:01
there. Have
19:03
you ever seen a Bigfoot? And
19:09
I've got some new emergency questions that I
19:11
think might be more interesting to people. So,
19:14
I'm just
19:18
trying, this is a good one,
19:20
if you had to go for a week's holiday with one
19:22
of the... The public would be
19:25
operated by
19:37
a man and the Impressionist, but they would be
19:39
in character and choose the destination. I
19:41
did write for Spitting Image, it was one of the first
19:43
jobs we at Smiths & Stewart had. We
19:46
got two sketches on I think, and
19:48
after trying... We were a bit too weird and
19:50
esoteric for it really and they wanted to kind
19:52
of more rewind stuff than we were prepared to
19:54
give them. One of the sketches
19:56
we did for Spitting Image, the producer was called Bill
19:58
Dare and wrote a sketch
20:00
called Bill Dares Bottom, which
20:02
it sounds a bit like Builders Bottom. And
20:06
the sketch was that Bill Dares Bottom was in
20:08
the sky making commandments to
20:11
people or something.
20:13
He bothered writing that up and giving it into him and
20:16
he didn't put that on. It
20:18
would have been self indulgent. I
20:21
think I would choose the Doc Cotton puppet,
20:25
which I did have a sketch, I think I mentioned
20:27
in one of the podcasts about Anna Schwarzenegger and Doc
20:29
Cotton teaming up with an
20:31
unlikely pairing of cops who didn't get on initially
20:33
but then learned to work with each other,
20:35
proved ineffective, policing
20:37
teams. And
20:40
I just quite, that's quite a funny character
20:42
but also she's a bit more mordant
20:45
and sardonic and you know, it'd be fun to, I guess,
20:47
I don't know where she would go on holiday. I know
20:50
where Doc, the character of Doc Cotton would obviously
20:52
go just to the seaside but what were the
20:54
puppet of the character of Doc Cotton?
20:56
I don't know where it
20:58
would choose to go. And is it June Brown or is it
21:00
Doc Cotton? That's the question you have to ask with that. So
21:03
if she's not on speaking images she's June Brown and she'd
21:05
probably go somewhere quite nice because she must be
21:07
quite rich, having been on a
21:10
soap opera forever and
21:12
still working well into it. Hope she's not,
21:15
she'll probably be dead by the time. She's
21:17
not taking the picture,
21:19
she's alive at the moment, that's all I'm
21:21
saying. That's good. And do you
21:26
think, what do you think about having sex
21:28
with robots? Now is that, I
21:31
would like to have sex with a robot, my wife says I'm
21:33
not allowed to and she
21:36
considers it to be cheating but I would say it's
21:38
not cheating because it's not a person, it's a robot.
21:40
I'm 100% behind you on that. I
21:44
don't think that can be said enough actually,
21:46
I think that should be, the more of
21:48
suit-rehearsing that it is, okay. Because it's coming in,
21:51
Craig, he's one of the cameramen, showed me a link to something
21:53
that says it's actually coming in in 10 years, I've been told
21:55
50 years, but in 10 years you'll be able
21:57
to have sex with a robot and I'm, I'm beyond for that. There's
22:00
still a chance I'm going to be alive
22:02
and still operational. And maybe
22:04
if I'm not they can give me some kind
22:06
of robotic penis that I can use as... I
22:08
mean if you didn't even use your own penis,
22:10
if you had a robotic extension you put on
22:12
your penis, that's
22:14
just a metal thing entering a metal thing.
22:16
That means like every time you knit that
22:18
you're cheating. So
22:22
to me that would not be cheap. So
22:25
I would really chop off my own penis,
22:27
have it replaced with like a robot cut
22:29
penis, and then I'd
22:31
have sex with a robot and my wife could
22:33
not complain about that. You are definitely right. And
22:36
is sex with a ghost cheating though? No,
22:40
that's not cheating either. No, it's because the ghost
22:42
is dead. So that's like saying having
22:44
sex with a dead body is cheating. I
22:48
mean it's just
22:50
some biological math. And
22:53
then with a ghost it's not even that, it's made
22:55
of plasma or something like that. Good
22:58
point. I think
23:00
we might accidentally switch round the wrong way. I'm
23:07
not allowed to ask you questions. No, I've got to ask you questions.
23:13
So don't use
23:16
that. Don't Louis through me, mate. This
23:18
is... I'm
23:20
asking the questions here. Your
23:24
eye line is sort of slight. Why are you looking down? Are
23:26
you looking all right? Why are my face up here? I see
23:28
your eye line seems to be looking at like the arm of the
23:31
chair. I
23:33
don't think so. So
23:37
you do seem slightly obsessed with these sort
23:40
of slightly indulgent things where you talk
23:42
to yourself. I
23:44
mean something like Me One versus Me Two Snooker,
23:46
which you're well known for. It's probably one of
23:48
the things you're most well known for. Is
23:51
a man playing himself in a suit? Is that not just...
23:54
Is that not pathetic? Just a man
23:57
talking to himself alone in a basement. I
24:00
thought it was pathetic until I started talking to
24:02
myself in front of an audience of people. I
24:05
actually realised that is much worse. I
24:08
once did Me One versus Me Two Squeaker
24:10
with an audience, it's only happened once, and
24:12
I genuinely felt more embarrassed about that than
24:14
anything I've done in my life. I
24:17
think they quite enjoyed it, but I just
24:19
felt awful, it's terrible. Because,
24:22
you know, the table wasn't... it was in Edinburgh
24:24
and they got me a different table and it
24:26
was really hard to put them... the pockets weren't
24:28
as big as the ones in my... what
24:30
I have at home. And it just was going
24:32
on for ages, and you know... I think there's
24:34
something in going to see a sport where people aren't very
24:36
good at the sport, but maybe there needs
24:38
to be two people involved for this. Because
24:41
we see a lot of high quality
24:43
sport, we don't see sport very much
24:45
where it's... you know,
24:47
where just normal people play sport.
24:49
You see singing competitions where people aren't very good
24:51
at singing and that's alright, but you don't get
24:53
much sport where people just mediocre at it. And
24:55
I think it's kind of... there's
24:58
something reassuring about going to a football match where
25:00
people can't really play football, because you go,
25:02
well that's about as good as I am. Yeah, that's good. I
25:04
would enjoy that more than watching some professional football. So,
25:07
similarly with Sneaker, it's kind of quite interesting to watch
25:09
someone who has to really struggle just even
25:11
to put on a single red, and
25:13
just a smash in the ball around and then luckily
25:15
it goes in. There's a jeopardy to that, that you
25:17
don't get in professional Sneaker, where you pretty much know
25:19
nearly every ball is going to be plotted or go
25:21
where it's meant to go. You are right Richard, that's
25:24
a very interesting point. But
25:26
you do it quite a lot this comedy. Do you think that comes
25:29
from the double act? Do you
25:31
think that the way you liked...
25:33
we've been in a few unsuccessful double acts.
25:35
You've done Stuart Lee, Richard Haring, most
25:38
people don't remember that. Annette
25:40
Collings and Harry and most people don't know that. Me one and
25:42
me two, that is... there's
25:44
more than two people in that to be
25:46
fair. But do you feel that you're
25:48
harking back, are you missing? Do you feel like when you
25:50
do these... in your stand-up I've noticed
25:53
there's a lot of imaginary conversations that there's two old
25:55
men on the on the bonfire. They're
25:57
on fire but they still feel the cold. reason
26:00
for that discourse thereof. Don't
26:03
look over your shoulder at me. Turn
26:07
to me and face me.
26:10
Do it properly or not at all. I
26:14
genuinely think with the snooker,
26:16
I think there's something interesting
26:19
going on there because it's
26:22
a stupid thing to do and it's annoying
26:24
to listen to and to
26:26
do. The audience
26:28
is in on the joke that they are listening to
26:30
something that's ostensibly quite boring but it
26:32
is about the struggle within of
26:34
person. Your main competition in life is
26:36
actually with yourself and we
26:38
all have a dichotomy in ourselves. I've been
26:41
asked to do, there's a kind of extreme
26:43
arts festival where the art that isn't allowed
26:45
to go anywhere else is all
26:47
shown. There's mainly naked people hitting each
26:49
other with twigs. So they've
26:51
asked me to go along and play myself at snookers.
26:55
And I think they are correct to do that. I think it is
26:58
high art and I hope to win the Turner
27:00
Prize for it eventually. But
27:03
I think there's something there because the relentlessness of it,
27:05
the fact that it just keeps going on and on,
27:08
that's over a massive long period of
27:10
time. It gets
27:13
boring and then it gets funny again but
27:15
also you're still listening to it if you
27:17
are. And if you're not, you've failed and
27:19
have lost. There's something in it
27:22
for everyone and even if you're not listening to it,
27:24
you know it's still there and it's annoying you that
27:26
it's still going on. It's niggling at you
27:28
that it exists. So it's sort of like a Samuel
27:30
Beckett play but with some sort in it which makes
27:33
it a bit more exciting. Because if they have a
27:35
snooker board in Wayne for Godot,
27:37
I think that would have immediately been a better play.
27:40
And also the random nature of that is they had it in,
27:42
isn't it? They're doing a play with snooker, I noticed, in some
27:45
films we're in a play about snooker.
27:47
And I'm kind of wondering how
27:50
they do that. How
27:53
do they play the shots? Do they go in the
27:55
right ones? It's a good question which I
27:57
don't know. I would have to Google
27:59
it. into that. I mean
28:02
you've done a lot of terrible things in your career. I try
28:04
to avoid doing terrible
28:07
things. I've been lucky I think. I've managed
28:09
to make a good
28:11
living without having to compromise too much. I
28:14
don't do adverts. I
28:16
mean there's things that you start doing a bit
28:18
like adverts, like advertising stuff at the start of
28:20
the change. That's a very big one. So
28:22
that is basically lunatic, so advertising stuff and
28:24
that's the only thing
28:30
that seems fair. It's very small businesses that are
28:32
obviously going to fail anyway. So I might as
28:34
well just take a few
28:36
hundred quid off them to good use before
28:38
they... I'll bank. I
28:40
deserve a bank run. So that is a
28:42
bit difficult. But luckily
28:44
I haven't had to make many decisions. I
28:47
did a show called Best Man's Speech, which
28:49
in hindsight I wish I hadn't done. Early
28:52
on we
28:55
wrote for a show called Seven the
28:57
Dark, which for Treaty of
28:59
the Cab, but Michael Gove weirdly was on it
29:01
and David Bideal. But that was
29:03
kind of amazing because that was one of the first jobs we got. I
29:07
don't know, £1,500 a week or something. It just seems insane to
29:09
me at the time. I was living on fake
29:11
potatoes and £3 more of wine. So
29:15
that was about six weeks. So there's some
29:17
shows that I think I hadn't necessarily thought,
29:20
oh that's amazing. But there isn't many things
29:22
that I've done that I am ashamed of
29:25
or at least it looked like they were going
29:27
to have a good beforehand. Well you've done, let's
29:29
have a look. You did
29:32
the Other Boat Race, which was a sort
29:34
of reality show where two
29:36
teams of ex-Oxford and Cambridge students
29:39
rode against each other. Yeah,
29:41
but I thought that was interesting. I thought that was an interesting
29:43
thing to do. At the time I was trying to run the
29:46
marathon because I wanted to die. Genuinely
29:50
I hoped it would kill me. And
29:53
so I thought that that would be good training for
29:55
running the marathon, which it wasn't because running
29:57
is mainly a leg face. and
30:01
rowing is all sitting down isn't it so it's that
30:03
is you don't even
30:05
use your legs in rowing well I did
30:07
so that's the only time
30:10
I've most of those I've been offered
30:15
a lot of those reality shows
30:17
and I I
30:21
don't want to do anything where they're filming you asleep for
30:23
me is today is a step too far as
30:26
I checked they weren't gonna because I snore and
30:28
dribble and stuff but also they could do anything
30:30
with your sleep and they could we
30:32
on your face you don't know they're gonna
30:34
be filming you don't know so
30:38
it seemed like a good thing to do
30:40
and it was I'm really glad that I
30:42
met some amazing athletes in that were amazing the
30:44
mining cross was an inspirational man to me but people
30:48
like that watch that guy you won all the gold
30:50
medals cause we met red grade Steve red grade we
30:52
met him Steve red grade in the
30:54
first time he was there either was like a dinner
30:56
we all met him and it was
30:58
mainly a room full of comedians a lot of comedians were doing
31:00
it and he opened up his
31:02
speech by saying I'm on a seafood diet
31:05
I seafood and I eat it I
31:10
agree that is weak so
31:12
weak joke just your Steve
31:14
red grave just do rowing and
31:17
stuff don't don't try and be you're
31:19
not funny I
31:22
agree I agree with you about it
31:26
good so
31:28
yeah and then with that same year I suppose you're doing
31:30
a lot of stunts you the show called the 12 tasks
31:32
of Hercules Paris we did some kind of crazy
31:35
stuff for that parachute jumping but he's ate
31:37
50 women in 50 consecutive days which is hardly
31:39
even a part of the show I know
31:41
is but you spent a
31:43
month and a half dating 50 women and
31:46
then it makes five minutes of comedy in the
31:48
standard well cuz I was doing 12 tasks so
31:50
I couldn't really talk about it when I once
31:52
I did the 50 days with 50 with different
31:54
women as I was doing I thought
31:56
that should have been clearly should have been the show but
31:59
by the time I doing it, it was too late. I
32:01
was already committed to doing the 12th task at Berkeley,
32:03
but also it was going to be a
32:05
part of it. But yeah, it was a weird, that was an
32:07
odd thing to do. I thought it would be difficult to find
32:09
50 women to date and
32:11
I wasn't, I was never good at asking
32:14
people out, I never went on dates really, I just would get
32:16
drunk and hope someone would snog me and
32:18
then feel embarrassed if they were still there in
32:20
the morning. So it was kind of weird to
32:23
go on dates, but it was very easy to
32:25
meet people to have dates and I think nowadays
32:27
it's kind of even easier because you'll just phones
32:29
tell you what to shag and then you go
32:31
and shag them. But it's, but
32:33
you know, once you put this out and about, people were
32:35
kind of interested in doing it. But it made, it's not
32:38
getting, it was a, I didn't want
32:40
to do any stuff about it because I didn't
32:42
want to, I felt like it was filmed or
32:44
if they knew I was going to talk about
32:46
them personally, then it would, that would affect the
32:48
experience. So I just want to talk about that
32:50
as a general thing. So I'm up and a
32:52
half getting very drunk and then about another seven
32:55
or eight months, seven or eight weeks of getting drunk
32:57
and having second dates. I went out
32:59
with six women for three months, but
33:02
they all knew that I was seeing other people and appreciated
33:05
how difficult it was. And I did eventually go out with
33:07
number 47 for about a year. So it kind
33:09
of, it was a good
33:13
way, you know, wiggly dates. I think it's
33:15
a good system. Why date six
33:17
women for three months and waste the
33:19
year and a half of your life when you can date six
33:21
women all at the same time and just waste
33:24
two months of your life. I'm
33:27
not saying that date different women is a waste of time.
33:30
So it sounds like an interesting, yeah,
33:32
well it was confusing. I've actually, I
33:34
was thought it would show in the
33:36
show, Hercules is impregnated
33:39
at 15 a minute a night, which is where this
33:41
came from. And I kind of thought that doing this
33:43
would show what a bore and a sexist
33:45
idiot Hercules was. But actually it was more confusing
33:47
for me. Everyone had quite a nice time because
33:50
I took them on a free date and they
33:52
got free food and drink and went somewhere interesting.
33:55
But I kind of was massively psychologically affected
33:57
by, because I met people I really liked.
34:00
obviously a month and a half later they got married
34:02
to someone else in all that time so I
34:04
couldn't go on a second date with them so it
34:07
was very upsetting in a lot of ways but I
34:09
found a way through the pain somehow, mainly
34:11
by getting drunk. Well that's interesting
34:15
and it's quite
34:17
interesting. I think I'll go to an
34:19
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34:48
nice as they are, Kettle Crisps are not as
34:50
nice as they once were. Have
34:53
I changed or have they? Don't
34:57
answer, that's a rhetorical question. If
35:00
you could travel back in time and compare
35:02
any food of today with an equivalent in
35:04
the past and do a taste test, which
35:06
A, which time would you go to Richard?
35:09
And B, what food would you take in?
35:12
Well like you I'm quite interested in Kettle
35:14
Crisps. I
35:16
felt a bit weird you say that because I wonder
35:18
if I could take a pack of today's Kettle back
35:22
to 2004 and then compare that. I
35:27
just would be interested to know whether I just, I
35:30
don't think they're the same. I
35:32
think they're different crisps
35:34
and they're just not as nice. Am
35:36
I alone in that? Has anyone else noticed that? Do
35:39
you still like Kettle Crisps? I mean maybe
35:41
because I'm in show business and
35:43
stuff I eat better crisps than they do.
35:46
So maybe this is, I'm aiming above the heads
35:49
of people who say
35:51
Kettle Crisps are my dream. That
35:54
would be my dream just to eat one Kettle Crisp
35:56
in my life. Interestingly
35:58
though, Kettle Crisps are not bad. Chris,
36:00
when I went to Buckland Palace earlier in the
36:02
year for a chat, weirdly, I've been
36:04
invited to, it wasn't even a chat, I was involved
36:06
with really, then I was there
36:08
and they had little bowls
36:10
of kettle crisps and Buckland Palace are the
36:12
Queenies, kettle crisps. So, yeah,
36:14
well, you know, yeah. So, I mean, who's saying what
36:17
to do? I don't know, we both agree on this,
36:19
but if you Richard
36:21
or you Richard are saying that you're
36:23
above kettle crisps, well, Queen Elizabeth II
36:25
likes them still, unless they
36:27
might be a different kind of crisp but she can
36:30
get, but look like kettle crisps, I don't know.
36:33
Have you ever put your genitals in the
36:35
mouth of a dead animal? It
36:40
was interesting you had to think about it. I did have to think about
36:42
it, but I grew up in Somerset and a lot
36:44
of that kind of stuff, a lot of that. I
36:46
think people are very hypocritical. I've never had sex
36:49
with an animal. I think a
36:51
lot of people have. I
36:53
think a lot of people went quiet during that bit there. And
36:56
so when they hear David Cameron's put his cock
36:58
in, possibly in a pig's mouth, a partner goes,
37:00
oh, no one finds out at the time. I
37:02
put my cock in a pig's anus, that's rude.
37:05
And I think a lot of people have done it. I
37:07
wrote a book called Talking Cock and there's loads of sex
37:09
surveys. And like in America, I think, especially in the rural
37:11
parts of America, it's something like one in three people have
37:14
had sex with an animal. So if you
37:16
are telling me no one in this room of not
37:19
that many people, you
37:21
know, I was surprised about that. When I booked you,
37:23
I thought I'd got a guest. It would be a
37:25
good crossover. I
37:28
thought that's one guest that will probably appeal
37:30
to the people who come to Richard James.
37:32
That's where they want to get Richard James. Turns
37:35
out that thing is not. It seems
37:37
to me it's probably the guests that they're more... Generally,
37:39
if you get a guest that they're more interested in,
37:42
it is weird that the
37:44
better the guest is, the more people
37:46
come. That is... that's a weird thing.
37:49
Anyway, where were we? Well, I was
37:52
asking emergency questions. Luckily,
37:54
I'll ask another one. What crimes have you got away
37:56
with that you've committed and got away with? I've
37:58
done a lot of crimes. I did one on the
38:00
way here today. I
38:03
did a crime, but it was only, I didn't want
38:05
to do the crime, but then I
38:07
was forced to do the crime. Explain
38:10
more. I was, well,
38:12
because I'm hungover, I wanted some chocolate to just
38:16
kind of give myself an artificial energy boost, because I
38:18
thought it's going to be quite difficult doing an interview
38:20
with myself for an hour. I don't know, I'll be
38:22
able to keep that going. You're doing all right.
38:25
Thanks, that's nice of you to say so. I'm
38:27
not sure the audience agree with. But,
38:31
and I went into Sainsbury's and I got
38:33
some giant chocolate buttons, I like those, but
38:35
only a small pack. I'm like, that
38:37
old guy used to eat sometimes in the big, he's
38:40
gone. But then they had
38:42
some Capri's cream eggs, which are the Halloween ones, they're
38:44
a bit scary. Yeah, I kind
38:46
of thought that'd be a good hangover thing.
38:48
And I went to pay the checkout of
38:50
the little scanning machine and I couldn't scan
38:52
the egg, because the
38:54
barcode was, you know, it's crinkly, isn't
38:56
it? So
39:00
I just, nip, nip. LAUGHTER
39:09
I tried to pay for it and then I couldn't pay for it,
39:11
and what? I didn't have time, I was a bit late, I didn't
39:13
have time to go up to the lady and say, could you scan
39:16
this? What
39:19
if you'd been caught doing that and then you
39:22
wouldn't have got into the holes, this would have all
39:24
been cancelled, and you'd have had
39:26
to go to court for stealing a spooky, not even a
39:28
Capri's cream egg, one with a
39:30
green, it had green gunkin in it, it did have green. Well,
39:34
you know, one day you'll be caught and it will
39:36
be very embarrassing for you. I've been caught so far,
39:38
it's one of the many crimes I've got away with.
39:42
And I like, you know, I taunt, I like
39:44
about his own taunting things, to see in the
39:46
same space, isn't it? What's
39:48
he going to do? There's no evidence. I've eaten the
39:50
evidence. I actually had a bit
39:52
of the foil in my pocket, but I've managed to, I've thrown that away
39:55
now. I'm not going to tell you what pin it was
39:57
in. They will never, I
39:59
got this kid just be. a crazy joke that I've made.
40:01
That's what it is, it's a crazy joke. It
40:04
would be embarrassing to be a 48 year old man stealing
40:07
a not even a capitalist cream. It would
40:10
be embarrassing and then being proud of it.
40:13
I'm a DVD. I'm talking about it for
40:15
three or four minutes of wasting other people's
40:18
time. That would be an embarrassment. It
40:20
would be awful to be that person. I
40:23
guess it would be awful.
40:26
Have you written anything that has come true? Because I've written
40:28
quite a lot of things and then they come true. Has
40:30
that ever happened to you? It had that exact thing that
40:32
happened to me. That's weird that you would say that. I
40:34
wrote a show called You Can Choose Your Friends which is
40:36
the last major thing I had on Kelly. It was
40:39
sort of based on my family but I
40:41
changed a lot of stuff and I knew
40:43
some of my family members wouldn't want it
40:45
to be exactly about them. It was probably
40:47
a bit too close so
40:49
it still did upset my family. There
40:53
were weird things in that where I had a couple turning up
40:55
who were just pretending they were getting
40:58
divorced but they were pretending they were still together because
41:00
this was a big family. Occasionally they
41:02
didn't want to ruin this anniversary. Then
41:04
after I'd written it, after we'd filmed
41:07
it before it had gone out, that
41:09
happened to a couple in my family
41:11
who had been to
41:13
my parents' birthday, Pinehorne
41:15
and parents' birthday spindles. That exact thing had
41:18
happened. It was weird. In that show I
41:20
ended up dating the girl who was playing
41:22
my girlfriend in the show for a bit
41:24
which was weird. I realised that if she
41:26
ever came to meet my actual family, she'd
41:30
already met my actual family
41:33
almost exactly in this kind of fox thing.
41:35
I thought that's probably
41:37
a more interesting drama in the idea of
41:39
someone doing that and then getting together and
41:41
then meeting their family and then going back
41:44
to meet the actual family and seeing what
41:46
was different and what was the same. Nothing
41:48
happened with the original film. It seemed foolish
41:50
to go further. I got
41:52
a lot of flack in that show because my
41:54
character and I was in it was kissing this
41:56
girl and everyone said, oh, Rich Heng wrote a
41:58
character just so he could... kiss a girl
42:00
and She was my
42:03
girlfriend so I could I didn't have to do that
42:05
I could have taken that but also I
42:07
don't think you understand what being filmed kissing
42:10
someone is It's not really you know
42:12
unless you're into that It's not really a very
42:14
enjoyable thing to be surrounded by loads of men
42:17
when you're naked in a bath with someone I
42:20
didn't read the continuity announcer did say
42:22
that Because it's filmed from lots of
42:24
different angles when I was getting out the bath and I was naked Her
42:27
view on the screen was just my penis just
42:29
so my whole genitals Take up
42:31
the whole screen as though what camera on there So
42:33
you know that's not if you're a certain type person
42:36
that's a sexy thing, but it was I didn't find
42:38
it That is very interesting, but
42:40
there's a lot of rumors about you doing weird
42:42
stuff like I've
42:45
heard that you What
42:47
you like is you invite girls back to a hotel
42:49
room and you sit in a high-backed
42:51
armchair And then you make
42:53
them dance and you masturbate while they're dancing
42:57
With a semi-circular But
43:00
there's no truth in that it's not true. Why
43:02
would it come up though if it was? Why
43:06
would someone make that up it wasn't true? It's not at
43:08
all true They
43:10
said the same about Jim Bowen and he I don't think he
43:12
did either Maybe this Jim Bowen someone
43:14
saw Jim Bowen and we're quite similar
43:16
looking and they thought Jim Bowen
43:19
do they thought that's Richard Herring got a similar sounding
43:21
name I'm
43:23
not convinced. I think you did it. I Didn't
43:27
I would say if I did it I Didn't
43:30
do it. I Wouldn't
43:32
say if it was me I wouldn't say If
43:35
I did do that I would present what I would do if I'd
43:37
go on and on about it to make it look like I Didn't
43:41
do it And
43:43
then people think we can't do it because why would he go
43:45
on about it? And that would be clever double bluff them But
43:47
I wouldn't do that because that would be stupid Because
43:49
then that might come up and then people would think
43:51
you did I did do and I haven't ever I've
43:53
never done anything like that, so Interesting.
43:56
That's all I'm saying Why
43:59
can't everyone The zombie babies. Good,
44:01
wouldn't it? It
44:04
would be quite good.
44:08
I like to have a baby and she's
44:10
quite good fun. If everyone was a baby,
44:12
I thought the same thing actually. It would
44:14
be fun everyone would be. I mean, they'd
44:16
all die, but just
44:19
for a day everyone was a baby again. The
44:21
world would be at peace, it would be beautiful and it would
44:23
smell a lot. It would be quite annoying.
44:26
Then all the babies would die. And
44:29
then the human rights would be wiped out, which
44:32
would be good. Let's face it. Good
44:36
answer. A
44:40
lot of these questions, of course, you have answered
44:42
in your own... because you asked the question in
44:44
order to tell people some
44:46
story you imagined as amusing. That
44:50
is true, Richard. What
44:56
would you rather have? Would you rather have
44:58
a tip that dispenses talcum powder or
45:01
a finger that could travel through time? Well,
45:04
I would like to have the... I've
45:06
thought about this one a lot because I've heard this
45:08
in other episodes. I would like the talcum powder, which
45:10
no one chooses, because this week... Sorry, I've forgotten your
45:13
name, but someone emailed me to tell me that with
45:15
talcum powder, if you use talcum powder you can get
45:17
sand off your feet really easily. So
45:20
I would do that. I don't ever
45:22
go anywhere with this sand, but it would just be knowing
45:25
that if I was on a beach and there was all cylinder and you
45:27
could just... Talcum powder comes straight up.
45:30
That's quite an interesting... That is interesting fact. No one
45:32
has ever come up with that fact. Even Stephen Fry,
45:34
who was on here, he didn't
45:36
come up with that. So you are clever than Stephen Fry. I
45:38
am. What's it like being
45:40
Stephen Fry? I
45:44
imagine it's not quite good most of the time,
45:46
but then sometimes you get a bit depressed. I
46:00
think that's probably accurate. So that is, what's
46:04
it like being Richard Herring? That's a good question.
46:06
I should ask that to everyone, and not that,
46:08
but about themselves. I think I'd
46:10
be interested to know what they think. A lot of
46:12
my time's taken up masturbating in hotel rooms to
46:16
dancing women, and then thinking,
46:18
why did I do that? I couldn't have had
46:20
sex with them. I'm
46:22
gonna waste my one shot for this two day
46:24
period. And
46:28
it's good. It's sort of weird. I
46:31
think I was, I probably
46:33
went through a period in the last 10 years where I
46:35
got a bit depressed about maybe things not going in as
46:37
well as I wanted them, or not, things
46:39
seemed to be progressing, and then they seemed to,
46:41
the rug was pulled out from under my feet
46:43
a little bit. But I think actually I've been
46:45
very fortunate with that. Is this
46:48
the serious bit where you get me to open
46:50
up and be, say something, yeah, it is. It's
46:52
a clever question a child asks me. It
46:55
is a clever question, because you do, I don't
46:57
know, I think I'm in a lucky position where
46:59
I'm making my own stuff, and
47:01
most people don't know who I am, which
47:03
is actually quite good. I think when you're a younger person,
47:05
you sort of think, oh, I'd be great to be famous,
47:08
I'd be great to be the most successful person
47:10
or whatever you're doing. But I think it's kind
47:12
of much nicer not being famous. You need to
47:14
be a little bit known so that people
47:17
will still come and see you. So
47:19
there's a trade-off to it. But it's actually not being in
47:21
this position where I can do exactly
47:23
what I wanna do and have autonomy over pretty much
47:25
everything I do and
47:27
still make a living doing it, and I've
47:29
got a family now, of course, which is
47:31
very nice. So I'm in a
47:33
much better place than I've been, I think.
47:36
Do you ever feel jealous of all the other people you've
47:38
worked with who are doing much better than you are? No,
47:42
I'm very happy for everyone. I
47:46
am genuinely pretty happy for everyone. It's sort of
47:48
a weird thing. You know, you are, but I
47:50
think you're also aware that it's
47:52
just, I mean, you realise the sort of
47:54
luck involved and maybe the hard work involved
47:56
or the dedication. I think sometimes with people
47:59
it's... You've got to
48:01
be so focused, I think, on wanting to,
48:03
in such a competitive industry, that you've got
48:05
to be so focused and maybe just think
48:07
about yourself that much. I'd rather be,
48:09
you know, less, I'm
48:13
glad I'm less ambitious than I used to be, I
48:15
think, and I'm glad that I'd rather do this up
48:17
and be generous and help other people out above
48:20
myself, because, you know, rather
48:22
than be a prick. Which some
48:24
of them aren't. Which ones, which ones are
48:26
the pricks? Some
48:29
of them, I saw, some of them now turn out to
48:31
be pricks, but most of them are alright. So,
48:35
what is the worst emergency you've ever been involved
48:37
in? That is a great emergency question, which I
48:39
should ask, because it's literally an emergency question. What?
48:45
I find that more satisfying than the audience do.
48:48
I've been in many emergencies. I
48:50
did a Little Two in One
48:52
podcast. When I was 19, I
48:55
went to uncap America, my
48:57
year off, which is when they get loads of
49:00
kids from Europe to go to America to work
49:02
for no money in horrible camps
49:04
where they send their... It's kind of, you know, I
49:07
mean, it's not a good thing being in any kind of
49:09
camp, because sending people to a camp is generally a bad
49:13
idea, I would say, but they send all their
49:15
kids away for a few weeks or a month
49:18
or so, so they can enjoy themselves. Being a
49:20
parent now, I can understand. But
49:22
we had... We were in a weird situation.
49:25
Most of them were quite rich families sending
49:27
their kids to Central America, where it's quite
49:29
boring. Not Central America, they're
49:31
mid-week from America. This one
49:33
was in California in the Redwood Forest, and it
49:35
was all the kids from Oakland and Francisco. It
49:38
was quite a lot of hot roof kids
49:40
who had a difficult upbringing. So that was... I
49:42
think the next year, someone got shot
49:44
by one of the kids on
49:47
an archery range or something, but, like, it
49:49
was simply shot. And so
49:51
it was a little bit rough, but that
49:53
wasn't... On the last day of
49:55
the camp, there was a massive fire that had
49:57
a big party in this... cabin
50:00
in the woods and then something
50:02
over and this cabin went
50:05
on fire and everyone got away and everyone was safe
50:07
but we were woken up really drunk
50:09
because we had been in a party and looking
50:11
up at the hill and redwood
50:13
trees exploding in fire aware
50:16
that the nearest fire brigade was 200 miles
50:19
away so we had to kind of try
50:21
and put out the fire ourselves and
50:23
I was genuinely thought I'm definitely going to die
50:25
now this is definitely the end but luckily it
50:27
rained that day everyone was a bit damp and
50:29
we did most contain it once under the
50:32
fire brigade right but that was quite bad emergency and
50:34
luckily all the kids had gone up so if there
50:36
was going to be a massive fire at the camp
50:38
that was the best time for a damp but
50:40
no one died so that's all right. What
50:42
an interesting story I can't believe you've never
50:44
written a script about that. Quite
50:48
a few people have written there's been a couple of
50:50
sitcoms about from a camp which is annoying
50:52
because I think they did well. On
50:54
that, there we go. Well
50:56
let's talk a little bit more about
50:59
your career. Just to have interest
51:01
though how long have we done so
51:04
far? Let's have a look. I'm going to go for
51:06
two hours. 45
51:17
minutes I can't believe it. We haven't talked
51:19
about anything yet. Well
51:21
like you know it's weird having been in a double
51:23
act and then going solo but I think you didn't
51:25
want to do it. It's obviously like you didn't enjoy
51:28
stand up the first time around and you stopped doing
51:30
stand up and then you came back to stand up.
51:33
There was a difficult period I think where everyone was
51:35
because Stuart Lee who'd worked with us was suddenly doing
51:37
very well and people were saying that you... Yeah well
51:39
it was weird I got like reviews
51:41
saying I copied Stuart. I
51:44
think from people who didn't realise that we'd worked
51:46
together for ten years or maybe just thought that
51:48
because they saw him first that he must have
51:50
done all the stuff and a lot of things
51:53
came from a joint perspective. I think in those
51:55
early routines, going back and doing the twelve shows,
51:57
I think the only one I think actually that
51:59
is... off Stewart Lee, it's the hand job
52:01
centre one I did, but she's exactly like
52:03
the boy you cried wolf, which is one
52:06
of his routines. But apart from that, I
52:08
don't think we would come
52:10
from a similar place. It was an interesting Lee and
52:12
Harry gig we did, and I think it was in
52:14
Gravesend, it's wherever Pocahontas is buried. And
52:17
there's a bit in the show, this Lee
52:19
and Harry show, where I had to push the thing
52:21
as far as I could, and Stu would be affronted
52:23
and tell me how to shuffle, and I had to
52:25
offend the audience. And that usually worked,
52:27
and then I got chastised, and I would cut
52:30
up something horrible. But in Gravesend, whatever I said,
52:32
the audience loved it. And
52:34
I had to go further,
52:36
because I had to get to this point where I
52:38
had to upset them, so I was talking about digging
52:40
up Pocahontas and fucking her in her eye holes. And
52:45
they were still just, they were going, yeah! And whilst Stewart
52:47
was going, no, no, they were going, no, yeah,
52:49
do what, do what? And so we got this
52:51
weird position with an audience where we were complicit
52:54
in this thing, it was
52:56
like being with your group of friends, where you
52:58
can say something really offensive, because your friends know
53:00
it's a joke, and you're in a safe environment,
53:02
and it's not going to, in the modern world,
53:04
know we're safe anymore with the thought police, am
53:06
I right? Yeah. But if we
53:09
catch this weird, complicit thing, and I think both of
53:11
us feel that, that was like, I think a lot
53:13
of the stuff we subsequently did, where we pushed boundaries
53:15
or something, for example, I
53:17
don't even watch Stewart's stuff, because I don't want
53:20
to get compared, I think he
53:22
does that thing about vomiting into
53:24
the anus of Jesus, and I
53:26
did a routine about fucking the stigmata of
53:28
Jesus, and people felt, oh, well, that's obviously
53:31
the same, maybe he's confident that. But
53:33
I'd never seen Stewart's routine, so it was, it
53:36
was, both of those routines, I
53:38
think, came from that shared experience.
53:40
I don't know why I said that
53:43
anymore, because my stuff's not that good.
53:46
So, but anyway, let's, there
53:48
was sort of weird, there was also,
53:50
I guess, this weird thing in Fist
53:52
of Fun, where you, very fascinating character,
53:55
there's so many things I could talk to you about. You
53:58
have a Julius O'Hara shrine. in Mr.
54:01
Fun. Yeah, well I'd always fancied the
54:03
actress, Judith Soiler, since she was in Priscang, which
54:05
I'd watched as a, I must have been around
54:07
21 or something, it was a
54:09
kid's show, you know, it was very sophisticated,
54:12
the bloke who wrote Doctor Hero, it's very
54:14
clever. And she was, you know, I was
54:16
fascinated by her thought she was beautiful and
54:18
funny, and I did a
54:21
joke in Mr. Fun about wanting
54:23
to pretend to be my girlfriend and wanting to be
54:25
my girlfriend. I think the joke was essentially I was
54:27
going to kidnap her and keep her in a well. But
54:30
it was a different time than 1990s, and that
54:32
was, you can't judge entertainers
54:36
of the past by what we,
54:38
nowadays, obviously most people think keeping
54:40
kidnapped women in wells is bad,
54:42
but in the 1990s most
54:44
entertainers were doing that, and that was just, so
54:46
that was, and I wasn't doing it, I was
54:48
just joking about it. And so
54:50
we had this shrine, it was a big
54:53
joke, and then I wrote a play called
54:55
Excavating Rita that we did in Edinburgh,
54:57
and then we were hoping to do it in London, and
54:59
we did a rehearsed reading of it, and I
55:02
can't remember why, but for some reason we sent the
55:04
script to Judith Soiler, I think it was because
55:06
I wanted to meet her and have sex with
55:08
her. And
55:10
she loved the play, she came
55:12
and did this play, and then
55:15
we'd done the rehearsals and done
55:17
the performance, and she found out
55:19
about this sketch that we'd
55:21
done, because Paul Palmer said, what do
55:24
you think about this sketch?
55:26
And she didn't know about
55:28
it, which I can't understand
55:31
that, right, she'd never heard
55:33
this sketch. You'd think
55:35
someone might mention, that's why I didn't,
55:37
I mean she was an unusual woman,
55:41
and she's a wonderful woman, but you would
55:43
just think someone would go, you know there's a guy doing a
55:45
sketch, but I wanted to keep you in a well, if you
55:48
ever meet that guy, probably don't run
55:51
away from him. So she
55:54
got upset about this and stormed out the pub, and then she came back
55:56
and said, oh the reason I was upset is because I really fancy it,
55:58
I was hoping it was a good one. we weren't hooked up.
56:01
Which was a bit of a turnaround, because that is not supposed to
56:03
happen, right? Your fantasy does not
56:05
come alive and ask you out. So I ended up
56:07
going out with Julius O'Halla, which was a very surreal
56:09
thing. And I emailed Stu, who's in Australia, and I
56:11
said, you know, I think I'm going out with Julius
56:14
O'Halla. And Stu genuinely thought I was
56:16
mentally ill. The only... The
56:21
TV show's been canceled. There
56:25
was a race, but that was, again, this thing
56:27
where sometimes something happens, and I've had that a
56:29
lot in my life, where you write something, and
56:32
then it sort of happens, and it's very surreal.
56:35
Weirdly with that, I kind of had
56:37
one of those dreams where you sort
56:39
of keep on waking up in the dream, and
56:41
that hardly ever happens to me. The
56:44
week that I met Julius O'Halla, I'd had one of
56:46
these dreams. And so I was quite convinced that
56:48
I was still in... I was just in a very
56:50
long part of the dream. I was
56:52
going to wake up, oh, God, yes, of course, that
56:54
was ridiculous. So I did. I ended up
56:56
going out with Julius for about 18 months. And that's
56:59
well done for showing off about that.
57:01
LAUGHTER And
57:06
what are you working on at the moment, Richard? I've
57:08
been to the ending in the
57:10
future. I'm doing a podcast called Richard
57:13
Sainz-Lester's Square Theatre podcast, which
57:15
I interview. Generally, I interview other people.
57:19
I would say that is a better idea. LAUGHTER
57:22
I've got a lot of things I kind of want
57:24
to do. I think I waste a lot of my
57:26
time doing stupid things, but are
57:28
of no value. I write a blog. I've written a
57:31
blog every day for 13 years, I think now it
57:33
is, coming up and do
57:35
lots of stupid podcasts. I really want to
57:37
do a podcast of the two old men
57:39
on the bonfire... LAUGHTER ..as a
57:41
sitcom. I genuinely want to do that as an
57:43
audio thing, which is, you know, no one will
57:45
listen to. It's a waste of
57:47
my time. I've been commissioned to write a sitcom for
57:49
Channel 4 about alternate
57:52
universes, but it's really hard. It's
57:55
really hard to write stuff. So I'd just
57:57
rather play with my daughter and then... around
58:00
in a theatre asking people's
58:02
questions. Well
58:07
good luck, you should write that, you should try
58:09
and write the thing. You've
58:11
been on Celebrity Mastermind and Pointless, yeah
58:14
I really don't like to talk about those. Ok,
58:18
we'll wriggle that one. And
58:21
will there be any more Collings and Heron podcasts?
58:23
I don't think there will, it's a shame, I
58:25
enjoy doing those and I think it's the end,
58:28
it kind of came to a natural end, it
58:30
probably should have ended a little bit earlier. It
58:33
came to an end because we had a disagreement about
58:35
whether it should have been carrying on doing
58:37
The Sixth Music Show without me, but I
58:40
think in the end he didn't want to do it anymore. I
58:42
think that was a very important
58:46
time in my career because I think I realised
58:48
the power of being able to do stuff completely
58:50
on my own and the nice thing about that
58:53
was really easy to do, it was lots of
58:55
fun and it's still like Andrew and we had
58:57
a little bit of a snap but it's
58:59
water under the bridge really. But I think he
59:01
realised it wasn't for him either because it became
59:04
a bit too much, he's a serious journalist and
59:06
if he turns into being a comedy character, so
59:08
I don't think he wants to do any more
59:11
of those. But that's where the Let's Square
59:13
Set podcast came from, so I thought how can I carry
59:15
on doing that sort of thing. But you know,
59:18
without Andrew Collins in it, I should have thought
59:20
about that a long time before. Why
59:23
don't I put some actual comedians in
59:25
there? And that worked out well. So
59:27
that led, I'm going to say, also it
59:29
doesn't occur to me, which I'm kind of
59:32
hoping to do as a video monthly thing.
59:34
It's been exciting doing all these things via...
59:38
This is so stupid. I
59:40
know. It really is. It
59:43
really is. I've
59:46
done Rich James' Meaning of Life, which
59:48
again, was sort of tested in the water
59:50
of doing a stand-up and sketch show
59:53
cheaply on the internet. I think it cost us about 25,000 per person
59:56
to do that, which we covered
59:58
via people donating bad money. and come
1:00:00
to see it. And it kind of didn't quite
1:00:02
work, but it's an interesting, I
1:00:04
mean, certainly, I think people didn't get into it as much
1:00:06
as some of the other things, as it occurs to me,
1:00:08
for example, which I think it would really get into, because
1:00:10
it's maybe a bit easier to ingest. But
1:00:13
it sort of shows the possibilities, I think. And
1:00:15
that's what I think is exciting about the internet,
1:00:17
is that we have these possibilities to be autonomous
1:00:19
and to be creative with people, the lovely people
1:00:22
who give to Kickstarter and the badges we can
1:00:24
carry on doing more stuff.
1:00:27
So that is interesting. Well,
1:00:30
I don't think that's for you to say. I
1:00:34
think it is for me to say. When
1:00:36
you put your cutlery in the dishwasher, I
1:00:39
do the same as you. OK. You
1:00:42
are correct. Do you have a
1:00:44
favorite towel? Yes, I do. And Roy Vincent.
1:00:47
My dear, I'm sorry. We
1:00:49
all know about that. Which
1:00:53
celebrity would you like to stroke your hair as
1:00:55
you die? I
1:00:58
haven't thought about that one. I'm looking the
1:01:00
wrong way. I
1:01:03
had to look over there to just think about it. Which
1:01:07
celebrity would you like? Probably the same
1:01:09
as you. OK. I think
1:01:11
I'd like the actress Emma Chan from Humans
1:01:14
to stroke my hair as I die. But
1:01:16
as a robot, I
1:01:18
want to be in character as a robot as she dies. I
1:01:20
don't want her doing it. I reckon she'll be boring. But I
1:01:22
think, as a robot, she's just shaking my
1:01:24
head and her eyes are glowing. It
1:01:26
is all right, Richard. You are going
1:01:29
to die. You can activate my sexual functions.
1:01:34
I'm not sure I can get the, I'm now being
1:01:36
Emma Chan. So I'm not being him. I'm being Emma.
1:01:38
I'm not sure. No, I'm being me. I'm not sure
1:01:40
I've got enough strength to Anna to, oh god, suddenly
1:01:44
it's Emma Kennedy. This is the problem with, ah,
1:01:48
whatever. I'm about to die.
1:01:50
Come on, we might as well. Just do it once. Just
1:01:52
to see what, I've not got, there's a scratch card. I
1:01:54
haven't got enough energy. Don't worry about it. It
1:01:56
was a bad bit. It
1:01:59
was a bad bit. And, God,
1:02:03
just looking at the time. I don't have that
1:02:05
for an hour. Does that
1:02:07
feel like an hour to you on the 40th? Who
1:02:12
do you think is the biggest prick who
1:02:14
comes to left square fear? That
1:02:19
is a hard part. I mean, there's so much... It
1:02:22
is hard, I don't think, to choose. I
1:02:24
love all of those guys. And
1:02:27
this blokey, he's not been here before. Have
1:02:30
you been before? Yeah. Have you been
1:02:32
here for Scotland? I know, yeah, yeah. How
1:02:36
do you know that? Is he
1:02:38
your older lover, this guy? Oh, I didn't go with that.
1:02:40
Oh, you should have, yeah. Is he your older
1:02:42
lover? He's
1:02:46
divorced. Hey, yeah. Yeah.
1:02:50
That's why he's doing this, as if I'm
1:02:52
going to... Hey, Rich, I'm divorced. Emma
1:02:56
Chan, mate. Emma Chan. I haven't got a chance. If
1:02:59
I'm going to lose my wife to someone, it's not going to be
1:03:01
you. I'll
1:03:03
do that right now. Well, it's been
1:03:05
very interesting talking to you, Richard, and
1:03:08
being interviewed by you. Well, good cover, because you started
1:03:10
off being me, didn't you? I did,
1:03:12
and then I turned it round. There's
1:03:16
so much more we could talk about. There's so
1:03:18
much, many more stuff we could talk about. Yes,
1:03:24
there is. Let's have a look and see. A
1:03:27
couple of things in here. I'll tell you what
1:03:29
we haven't covered, though, Richard, is, have you heard
1:03:31
of the website? Dirty Book. I
1:03:37
have. I've heard of it. Yeah, I read
1:03:39
that quite regularly, some reviews. Because actually there
1:03:41
is some new... They've opened up again recently,
1:03:43
and there's some new ones. So
1:03:46
let's have a look and see if they're here. If
1:03:48
I can find it. Might have
1:03:50
to go back in and search again.
1:03:54
So, yeah, you are in here. That's amazing
1:03:56
the people in here. I don't know if
1:03:58
you... You've probably... many of you
1:04:00
have been to look at it, but there was Captain
1:04:03
Manring in there, I think. And
1:04:05
Diane Morgan isn't in there.
1:04:09
I despair of the purpose of this country.
1:04:14
Joe Wilkinson's in there, and Diane Morgan isn't in there. That
1:04:16
does not make any kind of
1:04:19
sense. So I'll just find it.
1:04:21
There's Richard Herring. So these are the new ones. I
1:04:25
want Richard Herring to bend me over a
1:04:28
snooker table and commentate while he fucks me.
1:04:32
Well, it's a quarter snooker board, so I
1:04:34
could never have sex with someone. This one
1:04:36
might come up in a couple of weeks
1:04:38
as well. I want David Mitchell to slowly
1:04:41
emerge from a giant vat of mayonnaise into
1:04:43
the waiting arms of an oily and excited
1:04:45
Richard Herring, who
1:04:48
proceeds to lick the mayonnaise off
1:04:50
of David Mitchell's semi-jolletinous body, except
1:04:53
for his anus. After
1:04:58
that, they have unlubricated sex and talk about
1:05:00
the Bible. They
1:05:03
are both ashamed and beg God for forgiveness.
1:05:08
Yeah, I think that's... I
1:05:11
think some people have worked out that if
1:05:14
they write something funny on there, there's a chance
1:05:16
I'll read out on the pocket. I'm sure that
1:05:19
isn't the case. I feel like that is a
1:05:21
genuine fantasy. Herring's
1:05:23
attempt at a Scottish accent, it's
1:05:26
called a skeet-chaxon, makes
1:05:28
me laugh so much, I find myself thinking about
1:05:30
sitting on his face just to shut him up. Literally
1:05:35
sitting on my face, that would be weird. I
1:05:38
want Richard Herring to grow back his Hitler moustache and
1:05:40
then rim me with it. Yeah.
1:05:44
Act yah Richard, act yah. Do
1:05:47
you think you'll ever grow back the Hitler moustache? I don't think I
1:05:49
will, but I have said that a few times and then have had
1:05:52
to grow it back for a show. I think that is the last
1:05:54
time I will have the Hitler moustache,
1:05:56
which was as interesting a point as I was making
1:05:58
was a pathetic and pure eye. I'd
1:06:02
like to lie on my bed, turn my laptop
1:06:04
on its side and read about Richard Haring's day
1:06:06
on his blog while I rub my cock. That
1:06:10
has really ruined the whole process of writing a blog.
1:06:13
Why is he putting the laptop on its side? And
1:06:20
I want Richard Herring to test me
1:06:22
on A-level capitalist questions. He'd spank me
1:06:24
if I got it wrong and fuck
1:06:26
me if I got it right. It's
1:06:30
a win-win situation. Yeah, it does make me feel
1:06:33
cheap. It does make me feel cheap and
1:06:35
disgusting, but I like that. It's
1:06:37
nice and interesting. It's better that they do
1:06:40
it there, isn't it? There. Then
1:06:43
come out of their homes and get involved
1:06:46
with anything else. I suppose I should stop looking
1:06:48
over there and ask you this question. Would
1:06:55
you rather date a man who
1:06:57
was a six-foot tall penis or
1:07:01
a man who, instead of having a penis, had a
1:07:03
tiny man, which of those two? Well,
1:07:05
I'm married, Richard, so I would imagine your
1:07:07
wife has died. You've quite
1:07:09
a few months to go. In like maybe two or three
1:07:12
weeks, you've got over it. You're
1:07:14
back on the... You're back on
1:07:17
the... There's...
1:07:21
It may be disappointing, you know, in a lot
1:07:23
of ways. But look at the positive side. And
1:07:26
so you're back on the date. Which would you
1:07:28
rather... Out of those two, would
1:07:30
you rather? Is someone having an interesting question
1:07:32
about this? I've forgotten what
1:07:34
it was. So I think... No
1:07:37
one goes for the big penis guy, which... I
1:07:39
feel sorry for the big penis guy. I think
1:07:41
the man with the little tiny man is a
1:07:43
kind of weird situation. So
1:07:46
I'd like... You've
1:07:48
got nice personality, the penis man. I
1:07:50
think you would overcome the embarrassment
1:07:53
of it. I know plenty
1:07:55
of people look like penises who walk around anyway,
1:07:58
so why not? Someone
1:08:00
did tell me a link where you can buy, I don't
1:08:02
know why you'd want this, but you can buy a mask
1:08:04
that is the head of a penis. Like
1:08:07
a real head of a penis. So
1:08:10
maybe I'll buy one of those and test that out. Maybe I
1:08:12
can get my wife to wear that mask. I'll
1:08:14
walk around and see how that's going. If I
1:08:17
don't like it so much I'll try and keep
1:08:19
her alive and stuff. Though
1:08:21
I don't have to resort because I think it's
1:08:23
either that guy or a penis
1:08:26
guy. And
1:08:28
I think I'd rather stay with my wife
1:08:30
overall. She's quite, have we done alright? So,
1:08:33
yeah, well look, we're going to have to end
1:08:35
because it's time to kick everyone out of the
1:08:37
theatre. But, you know,
1:08:40
I mean, what do
1:08:42
you think the audience are thinking at the
1:08:44
moment? I don't know, I don't really know
1:08:47
what to think. But it's been very
1:08:49
nice to do this. Thanks very much Richard for
1:08:51
coming in. It's been really lovely for you to
1:08:53
come. Seriously,
1:08:56
no problem at all, that is. It's
1:08:59
been amazing. Do I get the 250 quid at
1:09:01
the guest? Should
1:09:04
have, then we should have had here would have gone. Yes,
1:09:08
yes, my bad, my bad. We
1:09:10
appreciate it. A big round of applause to my guest this
1:09:13
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