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didn't live stream it. I think they could have made
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got some more money into... I'd have paid to watch
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that go down. If they're thinking of
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selling any bricks off from it. Just
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loved about this crush. Let's
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destroy it. Shall we give it to the poor
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children? No, just smash it. Smash
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it to pieces. Yeah,
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I think that's literally all I've got
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for you. What a terrible world
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it is. And that's a good thing because we're
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going to crack straight on. We've got an amazing
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guest for you. This week
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is probably best known for
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playing the prison guard in Robbie the
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reindeer, Legend of the Lost Tribe. It's
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no close encounters of the herd kind,
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but it's still... Of
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course he was also commander
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Samuel Vimes in Disworld Noir.
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Yeah? As we
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know about that. Will you please welcome
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Rob Brydon, MBE. It's Rob Brydon.
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We've got MBE and Obi.
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Rob Brydon. Rob Brydon
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MBE. Welcome, sir.
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Hello. Hello. Lovely to see you again, Rob. Lovely to
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see you, Richard. Thanks for coming on. Sorry, I've just
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spilled some water on your... That was
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inexpertly done. Ah, I've just spilled
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some more water on mine. There we go. We're off. Just
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looking at the audience. They're nice. They're beautiful.
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I couldn't... I can't tell a lie. That's
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why I've never been on your show.
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Cos I can't... I can't tell a lie. Oh,
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I just caught that, right, sir? It's
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nothing to do with me. I don't do
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the booking. I just work there. I know.
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Hi there. Do you remember doing the Robbie
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the reindeer? No. No? OK. I heard
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you say that. No. We've had a lot of people
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on from the Robbie... If you'd said to me,
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were you on Robbie the reindeer, I would have
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said no. No. OK. I
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like it when that happens. What about the
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Discworld? Oh, I did a million voices on
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Discworld. That was one of those... old video
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games and I did it at a studio
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in, oh, somewhere in the
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South London railway line and
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it took forever because
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those old video games were you
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have choices and I, forgive
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me if I've said this to you before, but you'd
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have to cover every option. So you'd say,
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ah, I see you are going to
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open the casket of minge. But
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you'd also have to cover off,
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ah, you're ignoring the casket of
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minge. And
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then they'd like it if you could also give, have
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you noticed the casket of
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minge? And it goes on forever
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and of course the people that are making it,
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this is their baby, this is their dream, they're
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so into it and I'm just a whore
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who's gone in to do voices.
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I did a million voices on
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that. There were a few,
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I have to say. Look, what I love about your
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career and your choices is
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the range, it's the range, Rob, of the
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jobs you'll take on. This
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is what happens when you're offered a lot of work, Rich. It
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is, you have to take on.
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I'm very, very selective about
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which, about what you've become
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more and more selective. I
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wasn't even dissing you, I genuinely like. Seemed
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like a gist to
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me. I like it
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because you'll do, you know, you'll do
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human remains, which is pretty,
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you know, full on stuff. And then
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you'll do celebrity catchphrase and there's no.
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That was for money, that was in
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Covid. Seriously, that was Covid.
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and she came back afterwards and we were chatting away and
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Yeah, you should do one of those Well,
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I'm sure whatever comes next is gonna be fantastic give it
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up ladies and gentlemen the amazing Rob You
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