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I mean a few producers have then gone
4:02
to comedy or a few comedians have
4:05
been, like Armando Ioannucci is a good
4:07
example, he was a before-rebegging producer, he's then
4:09
performed and now directs and produced, so you
4:11
know it's not that these jobs are unconnected, but you
4:13
were a producer for a long time before, and I
4:15
know you tried out stand-up when you were a
4:18
teenager, right? I did, that's right, that's right,
4:20
I did, I was, I
4:23
did stand-up when I was like 16. And
4:27
I would say I was quite good,
4:29
I will say I was good for
4:31
a 16 year old, but shit by
4:33
any general standard, I think. And
4:35
they would either go, and they would sometimes, the
4:38
audiences would either love it
4:41
or they would just decide there is
4:43
no way we're gonna laugh
4:45
at a spotty teenager and would
4:47
just heckle me up, and
4:50
there was no way I didn't have any of the
4:52
skills to ever turn it around. If
4:54
the audience decided they didn't like me, that
4:56
was it. I mean I really should
4:59
have got off in the first minute, there's no
5:01
point in carrying on. I think it's very hard
5:03
because obviously most comedy gigs are, at least people
5:05
in their 20s, I'll call
5:07
them adults. But
5:09
yeah, so I remember the same,
5:12
when kids, when kids
5:14
and teenagers did stand up, as a stand-up
5:16
you're always a bit sceptical and a bit
5:18
like, whoa, and it could go one
5:20
of either ways. Jack Carroll was an example
5:22
of someone who did very well with it. But
5:25
mainly... Some of them went really well. Yeah. Some
5:28
of them went really well, but I think you
5:30
just don't have, at that age, you just don't
5:32
have, well certainly I didn't have any of the
5:34
skills to turn around if it wasn't going well.
5:37
No, exactly. And it was, I think
5:39
you're on a hiding to nothing really, but yeah,
5:41
it's a very brave thing to attempt.
5:43
So what was it, what was it, I'm just kind
5:45
of interested in what kind of swung you back that
5:47
way, was it? You know,
5:49
you're very successful at producing, let's say, from Little
5:51
Britain. Oh, well. One of my absolute favourite shows
5:53
of all time. Oh, thank you, yeah. Yeah.
5:56
Oh, I'll tell you exactly what happened, it was
5:58
real serendipity. So again,
6:01
talking about different phases of my life,
6:04
I have had a series
6:08
of what I can only
6:10
call hyper-fixations. And I
6:12
should say, well, just to recap, I've written
6:14
this book, it's called Normal to Normal, my
6:16
occasionally helpful guide to parents, kids with special
6:19
needs. And it's about my children and
6:21
their special needs. I have an adopted daughter with
6:23
Down syndrome, two sons with autism and ADHD. But
6:26
having written the book, I actually realized,
6:29
you know what, I could have been writing about myself
6:33
and I decided after
6:35
writing it to get myself assessed,
6:38
and I will be writing an
6:40
extra chapter about it in the
6:43
paperback edition, that I was recently
6:45
diagnosed myself with autism and ADHD.
6:51
That's the face of a man thinking, well, I could have told you that. Well,
6:54
also, you're a comedian. The
6:57
fact that you're a comedian probably means that you've got an 8 and
6:59
10 chance. But yeah, you
7:01
know. Exactly. So I have
7:03
had a huge number of incredible hyper-fixations
7:07
in my life, one of
7:09
which bizarrely was a
7:11
kind of 10 year adherence to,
7:13
I mean, I am Jewish, born
7:16
Jewish, will die Jewish, but a
7:18
10 year adherence to very strict
7:20
Orthodox Judaism. And
7:22
during that period, I
7:25
once got an email from a rabbi
7:27
who said, someone was
7:30
telling me about you and
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apparently you are very
7:36
religious, Jew and very observant, but
7:38
you work with all these famous
7:40
people and you've written Graham Norton,
7:42
you work with Lucas and Williams
7:45
and etc., etc. And
7:50
that sounds quite interesting. I'm sure I'd
7:52
love you to come and talk to us about it. And
7:56
I really, I
7:58
didn't even think to even ask for any money. I think he
8:00
might have given me a bottle of whiskey. And
8:02
I went and spoke to this
8:05
community about my life. And
8:07
because obviously I'd been a comedian, but I'd certainly been
8:09
a writer and producer and what have you, it,
8:12
I liked,
8:14
I could make it funny. And I liked hearing laughs,
8:16
you know what it's like. It's a
8:18
bit like being a smoker. And you take your
8:21
first drag on a cigarette for the first time
8:23
in years, I go, God, I love this, the
8:25
audience are laughing. She's great. And so he must've
8:27
told other people because suddenly
8:29
I kept getting more requests, right? And
8:31
every time I did it, I
8:34
made it a bit funnier. And I put in
8:36
a few more jokes. And at one point I just thought, you know
8:38
what? I could actually, I'd like to just turn
8:40
this into a bit of standup. And I didn't,
8:43
suddenly like I'm doing, I've
8:45
got a show
8:48
I'm ready for and I'm doing two
8:50
off Broadway shows and you just cook
8:52
up and I'm touring around the world.
8:54
It was the strangest, real,
8:56
just serendipity is the only word for it
8:59
really. Yeah. All
9:01
because of- Are you now, have you
9:03
now relaxed? I thought you were gonna say to
9:05
the rabbi, call me and say, darn it dad, a bit mate, you're being
9:07
a bit too, bit
9:10
too much. Yeah, you're about to be nervous.
9:13
No, exactly. Well, do you know what the weird
9:15
thing is? Is that I became
9:17
really, and God, there's
9:19
another book to be written here about how I
9:21
ended up in effectively what's a
9:24
cult and then ended up leaving it.
9:27
But what I will say
9:29
is that becoming very religious
9:32
led to me touring as a standup around
9:34
the world, which led to me not being
9:37
doing it anymore because it's one of those
9:39
things that you have to kind of just
9:42
do by rote every day, going and doing
9:44
the same thing. And suddenly I was off
9:46
doing other stuff. Yeah. So
9:48
yeah, it's been an odd
9:51
life. It's really interesting
9:53
actually, it's a great story, yeah.
9:55
As you said, I'm sure there's another book in
9:57
there. Obviously your Jewishness is a part of this
9:59
book. book, but this book,
10:02
as you've said, is really about being
10:04
a parent of kids with special
10:06
education needs and without as well. So
10:08
I mean, you've got six kids, which
10:10
would be enough for me. I've got
10:12
two kids who I
10:15
as far as I know, don't have any
10:17
special education needs, but they are both the
10:19
children of two comedians. So there's
10:22
every chance something's going to appear.
10:24
So far, neither of us have
10:26
been diagnosed with anything. But that's
10:28
only because we haven't tried. So
10:31
yeah, so two kids is hard.
10:33
I've got a friend who's committed with five kids
10:35
and I've been ran to his house and
10:38
it was absolute fucking bedlam and
10:40
he seemed unable to cope with
10:42
it. So just
10:44
having six kids is incredible, but you
10:47
know, an incredible thing
10:50
to have to navigate and get
10:52
through. But obviously this, you have extra
10:54
challenges on top of that. So do
10:56
you want to, I want to do
10:58
by bit from Encanto. I love Encanto.
11:02
So many kids in your house. So let's turn
11:04
the sound up. You know why I think it's
11:06
time for a Baker geared round up. That's
11:09
Encanto. But there's a lot of kids in your house.
11:11
Do you want to take us through who everyone
11:14
is? So yeah, well, the great
11:16
thing is, is that the people
11:18
always like, always say to me, can't
11:21
be mental in your house and what have you.
11:23
And it certainly was. This
11:27
book is written on like
11:29
19 years of lived experience. My eldest
11:31
son is now 19. He
11:33
works at now he has autism and
11:35
ADHD. He was, to put it mildly,
11:38
a handful of the child. An
11:41
absolute wild force of nature. He was diagnosed
11:43
with autism and ADHD when he was three.
11:46
But he, his
11:48
story alone is quite remarkable. He now works
11:50
at terminal three at Heathrow in security.
11:52
He's one of those people who's telling you to get
11:56
your laptop out your bag. He was
11:58
telling me recently that whenever and
14:01
you know what most of which
14:03
is you know you have to
14:05
work it out for yourself but it's still very
14:07
it's still very helpful because obviously every situation is
14:09
different I think it's you know it's very helpful
14:11
as a parent just to see someone else admitting
14:13
to struggling with screens screen
14:15
time and you know kids fighting it
14:17
kids disagree so you know I think
14:20
everyone will get something out of this
14:22
and as you say it is funny
14:24
as well as being traumatic
14:26
at times and worrying at times
14:28
and you know you you've had
14:30
to you're a very obstinate person
14:32
yourself which you
14:34
know I think that the chapter
14:37
about you trying to get one
14:39
of your kids into school you
14:41
want to get into I mean I wouldn't
14:43
like to have dealt with you even though
14:45
I think you you were clearly
14:47
in the right and you know legally in the
14:49
right about you know that school
14:51
you know must have
14:54
been kicked out this guy or
14:56
this guy's gonna give up in a second well
14:58
this is this is what I think a lot
15:00
of schools so a lot of parents of kids
15:02
with special needs go through this kind of thing
15:04
either in terms of the they don't want the
15:07
kids or they don't want to provide the help
15:09
that's necessary whatever and it is a bit of
15:11
a battle and parents have
15:13
got the weight of the law
15:15
usually on their side and
15:19
but they I think they do rely on
15:21
basically being such assholes they
15:24
will go away and that's
15:26
exactly what we had so yeah
15:29
so that's in the chapter so I say
15:31
the so the book is you know they
15:33
ate a zed but appropriately for about
15:36
kids who might find learning difficult it's all in the
15:38
wrong order it's all jumbled up the first chapter is
15:41
M is for meeting and the chapter you're talking about
15:43
it's called N is for no room at the inn
15:45
and we did have an absolute nightmare with our
15:48
eldest son of the school we wanted him to
15:50
go to just wouldn't they wouldn't play ball at
15:52
all and even when the local council said you've
15:54
got to take him they took it to the
15:58
they took it to a double himself
16:00
the now star of Good Morning
16:02
Britain, is it? Yeah, but yeah,
16:04
but at the time was Secretary
16:06
of State for Education, what have
16:08
you, they even then wanted to
16:11
take it to the House
16:13
of Lords. Actually, that chapter, bizarrely,
16:16
if you think, oh, you
16:18
might be making some of this up, I've turned that down.
16:21
Because it was, it's just
16:23
too unbelievable. They do
16:25
rely on and I know, actually, as well, a lot
16:27
of people at the time, they do say this
16:29
in the book, said, Well, hang
16:31
on, they didn't want you. It
16:33
just seems strange why you would have fought
16:35
such a battle. But the truth is, we
16:38
really did believe it was a very good
16:40
school. And which is why when he did
16:42
eventually get in, we, you know, our relationship
16:44
with them, was we did repair
16:46
the relationship quite a lot. And we trusted
16:48
them, we because, you know, there's no point
16:50
in fighting and then just trying to
16:52
micromanage that would have been nonsensical. So
16:55
we did a leading to go on with
16:57
it. And he left, he, you know, secondary school,
16:59
that's my eldest, Adam, he, you know, he
17:01
went to more schools and an off-stead inspector.
17:03
But in primary school, he did go all the
17:05
way through to the end of year six and
17:08
enjoyed it made friends. And it was actually
17:10
a pretty much
17:12
a positive experience. Yeah, well, you know,
17:14
it shows I mean, I think it
17:17
shows the the importance of digging your
17:19
heels in if you're right. And like
17:21
you say, I think a lot of people would go,
17:23
I don't want to go to the school that seemed
17:25
like dicks. But but you know, you know, you obviously
17:28
did the right thing. So it's, you know, it's a
17:30
testament to you. And you're written
17:32
by yourself admittedly, but you've
17:38
only heard my side. I do. I didn't know, you
17:40
know, what was quite right
17:45
in this book was quite traumatic at
17:47
times, because there were some things that
17:49
were very recent, I can remember, you
17:51
know, anecdotes are just very
17:53
fresh in the mind. And some things that I
17:55
either were a long time ago, or that I
17:57
purposely buried and I have to I
18:00
dig through a lot of emails, I
18:02
kept all the emails, I kept all the
18:04
paperwork. So for that capita, you know, it
18:07
is, I only hear my side of the
18:09
story, but it's really based not just on
18:11
memory, on proper sources.
18:17
I read history,
18:20
so I was
18:22
doing a history PhD, so I prized
18:24
myself on my sources. There was no
18:26
17th century manuscript, essentially. But
18:31
equally, as a reader,
18:33
you think, Christ, this family are going through this
18:35
with one of their children, but
18:37
they maybe didn't have five others at that exact
18:39
time, but you have several
18:41
other kids each with their own individual
18:43
needs as well. Yeah, absolutely.
18:45
And the thing is, I mean, this is the
18:48
thing is any parents of children, certainly
18:51
neurodivergent children would know, you know,
18:53
a child isn't born and the
18:56
midwife looks at a baby and goes, all
18:58
your child is autistic. These are things that
19:00
will get assessed and, you
19:03
know, a snail's pace, these things can take
19:05
forever. As I say, my oldest son
19:07
was diagnosed at three. Our first son
19:09
was diagnosed at six. I was diagnosed
19:11
at 48. So who
19:14
knows, you know, when these
19:16
things are going to kind of
19:18
become uncovered. And so had we
19:21
known now had our eldest son
19:23
been born and you were
19:25
told immediately, look, just so you know, your
19:28
son has got autism, ADHD, he's not going
19:30
to talk until he's like seven or eight.
19:33
He's going to be an absolute handful. He's
19:35
going to be, we might have thought twice
19:37
about having more children, but we didn't know.
19:40
And that's the thing. You just carry on
19:42
blindly going, yes, go on. This seems like a
19:44
good idea. We can handle another one. And
19:47
then as we had a chapter
19:49
about our adoption of, we had
19:52
four sons and then we just
19:54
saw this
19:59
very strange. He
22:00
needs to be watched the whole time. Recently, we
22:02
had no hot water in the house. And I
22:04
called, I was like, what
22:06
now? And I called the plumber, he's
22:08
hunting around, he just can't work out the problem.
22:10
And realized that there's just a switch in the
22:12
utility room she's just turned off. Very
22:15
kind man, he didn't charge us. But
22:20
you can't watch it, because you can't take your
22:22
eyes off it. Because she will
22:25
take scissors and cut her hair. She'll
22:27
draw on the walls. She'll draw on her
22:29
face. He looks like a kind of
22:31
Down syndrome post Malone, with all scribbles
22:34
all over her face. She turns off the heat.
22:37
She just needs to be watched the whole time. And
22:40
yes, I had, I know that, but there you go. These are the
22:42
things, it seemed a good idea at the
22:44
time. And we do love her
22:46
very much. Of course. But you know,
22:48
it's such a, you know, you're
22:51
a very impressive family and
22:53
it's very, you know, it's
22:55
a very humane, you know, humane
22:58
and wonderful thing
23:00
to do. As you know, even again, as
23:02
I say, even just if you had your
23:04
own kids, there was several, I guess most
23:06
people had adopted, maybe I'm wrong about this,
23:08
but most people who adopt don't have kids.
23:10
I would have thought. Yes. Yeah,
23:12
I think that's a lot of the case. Yeah,
23:14
no, it's a very unusual, it was a very
23:17
unusual case all around. So normally what happens is
23:19
you will be a set. So let's
23:22
say someone decides they want
23:24
to adopt, maybe they don't have children. So as you
23:26
say, often the case, and then that will
23:28
take like best part of a year to be assessed.
23:30
And it's a, oh God, it's a very grueling
23:33
process. I go into it a little bit in the
23:35
book, some of the odd questions they ask you about
23:37
your child. They ask questions like, did
23:39
you go to many birthday parties when you were
23:41
in primary school? Why are you asking this? I
23:43
don't understand the relevance. They're trying to kind of
23:46
get this big picture of you of what you're
23:48
like. But then having
23:50
approved you, let's say you go for a
23:52
year, they go to this panel, this adoption
23:54
panel, they approve you. Then you might wait
23:57
years to be matched to a... a
24:00
child, someone who they say child
24:02
X can be matched with family Y. The
24:06
answer is very unusual case because it was,
24:08
we didn't, we had no desire to adopt
24:10
per se. It was purely this child who
24:12
we had seen advertised. And
24:14
yes, it was purely for her,
24:17
for her. And, and yeah, I mean, look,
24:21
it was, I, it's
24:24
very high. I do talk about the thought
24:26
process, but I still can't really explain this
24:28
beyond a kind of moment of
24:30
madness or divine inspiration. I
24:32
guess, I know something came over us. We
24:34
thought we could do that. I
24:38
was tempted to call Hackney and say, would you
24:40
take a part of exchange for Adam? They wouldn't
24:42
hear of it. So it
24:44
was either, or it couldn't get rid of any other
24:47
kids. That was it. And yeah,
24:49
we, we, we ended up doing it. Yeah. Well,
24:52
you know, I think you make him, I think
24:54
as a parent, you're tired. You make him head
24:56
to his decisions. This is in no way similar
24:58
to your case, but we moved house, had a
25:00
child and decided to get a puppy at the
25:03
same time. And that was that that just even
25:05
that was the craziest. It
25:07
was all spaced out in our minds, but then it
25:09
all happened at exactly the same time in the house.
25:11
It wasn't ready. And we had the worst fucking six
25:13
months as the result of that. So,
25:17
you know, we look back and go, why did we, why
25:19
did we take a dog at the same time as today?
25:23
So I think sometimes, you know, I think sometimes
25:25
you don't think as a parent and sometimes you
25:27
just make a decision. But, you know, again, it
25:30
all, maybe
25:32
you're like me, I think I like to put myself in, in
25:35
challenging positions to see if I can get out
25:37
and that was a sort of stand up thing, isn't it? I
25:39
often in a stand up gig, we'll
25:42
almost try and throw it to see if I can win it back again. You
25:44
know, so it's, it's
25:47
sort of weird. Like, let's make this a bit more, let's
25:50
make this very difficult thing a bit
25:52
more difficult. Yeah,
25:54
no, I think, yeah, I,
25:57
well, quite, I mean, that was me at 16, I suppose. I
26:00
wasn't, I wasn't throwing it. I
26:03
just, that was every gig. I
26:05
was just seeing if I can
26:07
win it. But, but I think
26:10
that we are 100% both people,
26:12
even notwithstanding what I was talking about my own
26:14
diagnosis, I think we are people who don't like
26:16
standing still. There are some people who I, I
26:19
know like I have one brother, um, you
26:22
know, he's kind of been the
26:24
same as like he's had the same haircut
26:26
even since, uh, I
26:28
can since he was 18 or whatever. Some people
26:30
stay the same. My parents have been much like
26:33
that. They have the same friends, as soon as
26:35
I can remember, they go on holidays, the same
26:37
places, eat in the same restaurant, do the same
26:39
thing for some people. Love that. We've
26:41
just not let that we are always going,
26:43
yeah, let's completely
26:45
resettled. So let's completely
26:48
throw it all by moving or adopting
26:50
a little girl with Down syndrome or,
26:52
you know, I think that's maybe that's
26:54
something you share. It's that thing of
26:56
just going, yeah, go on then. Let's
26:58
just, we're settled. Let's not rest
27:01
on our laws. Let's do something mental now. Yeah.
27:03
But then, you know, but look at, look at,
27:05
I mean, yeah, and all this time, and I
27:07
think you've been neither of you are working, you're
27:09
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27:11
You're doing a job that occasionally takes you away
27:13
from home for weeks on end or, you know,
27:17
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advice is very good, I think, but it's
29:28
also, it is very much like, you
29:31
know, embrace and accept your situation. Well,
29:34
you know, it's not knowing you have to do this.
29:36
And this situation is about knowing what
29:38
your own particular case is. Yeah,
29:41
I think, look, I think there's a real
29:43
need for, I suppose if
29:45
there's any one central message
29:47
as well, it's about embracing diversity,
29:50
I suppose. I
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we're very good at embracing diversity
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in many aspects. Absolutely
34:00
entirely right. Now I listen to the
34:02
audio book which is a lot of
34:04
fun. What I like is, I think
34:07
it's always great to have a comedian read
34:09
their own books. I mean it really helps
34:11
with you understanding where the jokes are and
34:14
the delivery because sometimes people won't deliver
34:17
it in the right way. But there's a nice
34:19
chapter which is written by your kids but also
34:21
in the audio book read or at
34:23
least, I don't know if it's improvised for the audio book or if
34:25
it's written in the book because I listen to the audio book. Yes,
34:29
oh you can see all of it. So
34:31
one of the chapters is called K is
34:33
for kids, kids have their say. And
34:35
then we record, it's very short, it's
34:38
mostly my kids kind of swearing. And
34:42
they, and yes they actually recorded
34:44
it. They came to the studio
34:46
and recorded it. But I'm glad you enjoyed it. I
34:49
will say that was one of the things,
34:51
I'm a nightmare to work with because I
34:53
always think I can do it better. I
34:55
always think that, and thinking because I've been
34:57
a producer, I always just think I want
35:00
to produce this myself. And that
35:02
chapter I actually was saying, I was like
35:05
over the engineer's shoulder going, what can't
35:07
it be, can we not have like
35:10
at mass and then he'd be talking over each other.
35:14
And sometimes there's a scene, they're kind of just all chatting. And
35:17
he went, oh no, this
35:19
isn't, you know, this is an audio book, it's not
35:21
a sort of radio play. Yeah, I
35:23
know, but it just sounds, what it ends up sounding
35:26
like to me, I was a bit of a self-gritty.
35:28
To me it ends up sounding like they're reading a
35:30
book, which is exactly what they are doing. That is
35:32
the form of an audio book. But to me, I
35:34
want it to sound more like the Radio 4 show
35:37
that they're chatting and they're... I
35:40
think it's pretty good. I think it does
35:42
sound pretty, you know, given the... I did.
35:45
I think it does sound, you know, but I love the idea
35:47
of you sacking your own children for not performing well enough. So
35:49
well done. No, it wasn't their performance. It was the audio, half
35:51
of Colin's audio thing. I wanted to do it. My
35:57
children I thought were pretty good. Yeah,
38:01
no, I've read quite a few
38:03
books of not just
38:05
comedians, but you know, parenting memoirs about being
38:08
a parent, a mother, a father, what have
38:10
you. There's quite a few out there. What
38:12
I will say about them, and
38:15
I personally find it a little bit frustrating
38:17
sometimes, is that for obvious reasons, the
38:19
children will be very anonymous. You
38:22
often won't even get their names, certainly won't see
38:24
photos and what have you. What
38:26
I will say about my book, and one of the things
38:28
that I like about it the most, the
38:31
children are the stars. It's
38:34
not about me, it's about them. They are the stars of
38:36
it. People who've read it have said to
38:38
me, oh, my favorite is this one, my favorite is that
38:40
one. They're the stars.
38:43
It's not about me. And
38:45
I think that I really liked that
38:47
aspect of it. I wanted readers to get to
38:49
know my kids. I think they are very
38:52
funny, entertaining, interesting characters.
38:56
And I think that that's something that I hope
38:58
comes across. You really get to know them. Who's
39:00
your favorite? Did you have a favorite? I do
39:03
like, now I'm going to get the names wrong,
39:05
Zoe. Is that right? Yes, yes, yes. And
39:07
the Bailey is obviously a legend. You know, I think you do get to
39:09
know all of them. You get to know them. That's the thing. That's it.
39:12
That's it. That's it. Exactly.
39:16
You get to know them. Fair
39:18
enough. Fair enough. Exactly.
39:21
Exactly. I wouldn't do that. Zoe's clearly your
39:23
favorite. Well, Zoe's the one we adopted, yes. Well, she is because she's the
39:25
only, she is the, I would say she's the absolute kind of
39:30
jewel in the crown because she's the only one who shares none
39:33
of my genes. She's
39:37
the one who shares none of my genes.
39:40
So she's never, she doesn't talk shit all day. She
39:46
doesn't, um, she's never manipulative. She's
39:51
never hurled an Argos catalog at
39:53
my head while shouting, you
39:55
know, I like football wear my goalpost.
39:57
She's an unfusty eater. So
44:01
I think the analogy still works because
44:03
I do like comedy. But there's something
44:06
about, yes, it's just a bit, yeah,
44:09
more outlet, more challenging. Yeah,
44:12
and there's some that I should really say
44:14
as well with this book. It
44:17
takes the subject seriously. I think comedy
44:19
is a great way to deal with
44:22
serious subjects as most comedians understand. And
44:24
I think, you're absolutely right, I think
44:26
a dry book about, oh, my struggles
44:29
would not be as interesting and would not be as engaging.
44:32
And there's lots and lots of funny things. I
44:34
think my favorite thing is
44:36
Johnny Vine. I don't know if that's his real
44:38
name or if you've changed his name. You've blurred
44:41
him out of the photo. I did change, yes,
44:43
I did change his name. I did change his
44:45
name and he emailed him. I
44:47
tracked him down, he's a man from LA. It's
44:50
really weird actually. So
44:53
basically, well, do you wanna tell me why you? I
44:55
guess, you know, it's a really funny story. So
44:58
it's the kids, because there's so many of
45:00
you, these can't all sit on the
45:03
same row in the aircraft and you need to
45:05
be an adult on every row. So someone
45:07
has to reluctantly volunteer on the plane.
45:09
Somebody reluctantly, this man, so basically,
45:11
yeah, we were flying to Greece, a
45:15
man basically said, look, the plane
45:17
can't take off unless somebody moves
45:19
and sits with my three other
45:21
kids. So this man
45:23
from LA he's
45:27
real name, well, I just made it slightly less
45:29
Jewish. He's
45:33
saying this a Yoddy wisely. Anyway, the funny
45:35
thing was, so he went and sat next
45:37
to Dylan, my
45:39
son's son, and he basically, and
45:41
he's very kind of him. He was from LA, they'd
45:44
been flying to London. He was really tired, he wanted
45:46
to sleep and what have you, they've been applying onto
45:48
Greece, him and his family. And he sits down next
45:50
to my son and my son sits in like, where
45:53
are you from? And suddenly he
45:55
just is like, do you know, do
45:58
you live near the... I
50:00
think it's a nice format, the A to Z,
50:02
but not necessarily all the right letters, but not
50:04
necessarily in the right order. It's
50:06
fun and also means that you can have a
50:08
bit more of a narrative to it. It sort
50:10
of works better than a simple A to Z
50:12
would be annoying because it wouldn't be the things
50:15
would, the stories wouldn't come in the right order.
50:17
So it's a clever little device. But
50:20
yeah, as I say, I think anyone
50:23
with zappers will find
50:25
it very useful and
50:27
anyone with cold plays or a mixture
50:30
will happen in the game as well.
50:33
Yeah, and also, yes, it's been, I
50:35
know the people also really enjoyed it.
50:37
I know so far, generally, a couple
50:39
of months, but it's like teachers,
50:41
people who are involved with care,
50:44
as well as teachers, any professionals
50:46
who are involved with children of
50:48
different kinds of need. So
50:51
yeah, not even just for parents. I see
50:53
a lot of teachers and other professionals have
50:56
really enjoyed it. Well, and it's a
50:58
warning to anyone who doesn't have kids
51:00
to never have kids, which is my
51:03
advice anyway, because it's an absolute nightmare.
51:05
Absolutely. So I think, genuinely, I
51:07
saw a review on Goodreads where
51:09
somebody said, I love this book, he gave it
51:11
five stars, they said, I've now decided I'm never
51:13
going to have children. Oh, wow. God,
51:16
oh no, what have I done? I don't know. I wasn't sure
51:18
that was good enough. I genuinely saw that. Well,
51:20
it's to be a better world if everyone stops out.
51:22
But there are enough kids now, so let's all stop
51:25
right now. I don't do
51:27
much. Is there anything, are you a big
51:29
reader? Is there anything you're reading that is
51:31
not by you that you'd like to recommend
51:33
to our listeners? Oh,
51:35
God. Well, at
51:37
the moment, I'm reading every, I mean, they don't
51:40
need me to plug this because it's
51:43
doing very well in all the jobs. You
51:46
know about this, Catherine Rundell. I do. Catherine's
51:48
been a guest when she was talking about John
51:50
Dunbert, which is amazing as well. But yes, you're
51:52
right. Yeah. No, no. So
51:56
this book, I mean, it's written to cover, you
51:58
know, there was Tolkien, there was Paul and now
52:00
there's this. I mean yeah and it is great, it's a
52:02
really really good book. So I'm enjoying
52:04
that and
52:07
now I'm quite a big
52:09
reader, but depending on what
52:11
I'm doing I will just go through phases
52:13
where I'll read three books in a week and
52:15
other times it'll take me like a month to
52:17
get through something. Well that's still still
52:20
good, I'm only reading books because I now
52:22
have to for this podcast which
52:24
is part of the reason I did it because I like
52:26
reading but I've had it very hard to find time to
52:28
do it. Anyway let's
52:33
wrap it up there, lovely to talk
52:35
to you, Dubai's book Normal
52:38
Shmormal and we
52:40
will be back next week with someone else. Thank you
52:43
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52:45
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52:47
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52:49
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