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Hey folks, this is Kevin. On
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this week's episode of Risk, you'll
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hear John LaSalle saying, hey folks,
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this is John LaSalle. On this
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week's episode of Risk, you'll hear
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Joe Gentry Hamer. So
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here goes. Hey
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folks, this is John LaSalle.
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On this week's episode of Risk, you'll hear
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Joe Gentry Hamer. And
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I thought, shit, shit, shit, fuck, fuck,
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fuck. If the cops get
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here, there's going to be a confrontation
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and he's going to fucking blow us
0:35
both up. See?
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This all makes perfect sense. But
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listen, before we get underway, have
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you been hearing these stories we've
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tomorrow there'll be a brand new
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And after that, maybe you? Maybe
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and maybe it will never see the light of day. But
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in today's episode we'll hear two tales from
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people who unwittingly encountered the
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dark sides of the otherwise
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pleasant people in their lives. Later
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on we're going to hear from musician and
6:15
jewel smith Joe Gentry Hamer. But we'll
6:18
start with a story that David Beck told
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at our live show and caveat in New
6:22
York City last November. So
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let's get to it. Here's David
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with The Huntsman. Well
6:38
on such a beautiful night like tonight
6:40
at the end of a gorgeous day
6:42
which was today I
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thought it would be good to end this show
6:47
with a romance. And
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like many great romances this
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one begins
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in the theater. But not just any
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theater. A rec center in
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suburban Kettering, Ohio in the year
7:04
1996. Doing children's theater. A
7:07
play you might have heard of Snow White and the
7:09
Seven Dwarfs. He was 15.
7:12
I was 12. He
7:15
was cast as
7:17
the pivotal role of The Huntsman. I
7:19
was cast as an extra. Doing
7:23
off stage live sound
7:25
effects. You see I was
7:27
originally cast to play the piano because
7:29
I played the piano. Originally it was
7:32
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs the
7:34
musical. But a
7:36
week into rehearsals the
7:38
director realized that the actress playing Snow
7:41
White not only did she have hair
7:43
as black as ebony and lips
7:45
as red as blood and skin as white
7:47
as snow but she was also quite
7:50
tone deaf. The
7:52
bitch couldn't sing. So
7:55
the director told me, David it's not a
7:57
musical anymore. The piano is out. And
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I said But can I just play
8:02
the piano like one song to make
8:04
my mom happy? You see I lived
8:06
in fear of my mother's
8:08
approval. All I wanted was to make
8:10
her happy. But
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the director was like, no, the piano's out. So
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she changed the whole concept of the play.
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Remember this was at a rec center, children's
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theater in Kettering, Ohio. I mean, the fact
8:21
that she had a concept for the play
8:24
was like a little insane.
8:26
But so now it was Snow White
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set during the Renaissance. So
8:30
she said there's no piano during the Renaissance. So
8:33
anyway, the piano's out. The reason why I'm
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telling you this whole backstory is had I
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in fact played the piano for Snow White
8:40
and the Seven Dwarves, the musical, I would
8:42
not be standing here telling you this story
8:44
today. I might be at
8:46
Birdland like playing the piano, like making something of
8:48
my life. But anyway, that's that's neither here nor
8:51
there. So the
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Huntsman, 15 years old. Now,
8:55
to be quite honest, he was not the
8:58
ideal Huntsman. He was
9:01
a little big and he
9:03
was kind of swishy around the
9:05
hips. And he spoke with an
9:07
affected British accent when he acted.
9:10
But to be honest, we all child
9:13
thespians in Kettering, Ohio in 1997, we
9:15
all spoke with an affected British accent.
9:18
That was that was how you acted.
9:20
Right. So I have to give him credit
9:22
for that. But he did
9:24
possess one characteristic that was
9:27
quite appropriate for the Huntsman
9:29
in Snow White. He had
9:31
brazen rebellion. Yes,
9:33
this Huntsman was a rebel rouser.
9:36
And for some reason, I was
9:40
often the subject of his
9:42
rousing. So
9:45
during the rehearsal process, always
9:48
in front of a group of girls, he
9:51
would tease me and he'd
9:53
be like, David, just admit
9:55
that you're bisexual. Come
9:57
on, just admit you're bisexual.
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summer came, we were
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free, and I decided
16:04
I'm going to be an actor.
16:07
I knew that this thing, this
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realization, you know, this
16:11
awakening, there was no going back
16:13
from it, but I had to sort of put it in a
16:16
box. And I decided that
16:18
summer that I was going to just
16:20
lose myself in acting and
16:22
lose myself in music and lose myself
16:24
in theater. And that was the first
16:27
time where I consciously realized and decided
16:29
that art was going to save my
16:31
life. You know, I can escape through
16:33
art in order to not worry about
16:35
my own life. And
16:38
I still do that to this day.
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That's why I'm here. Yes, yes. But
16:44
I did not forget the Huntsman completely. And
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I would practice with my tongue because I
16:49
didn't have his tongue. My finger would be
16:51
his tongue and I would sort of like
16:53
make out and practice, you know, secretly. Eighth
16:57
grade rolls around, fall comes,
16:59
and I'm excited because the
17:02
rec center, children's theater in
17:04
Kettering is doing The Hobbit.
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And I love The Hobbit.
17:09
And I was like, this is my
17:11
chance. Now, the Huntsman, unfortunately, is
17:13
16 years old and he's a sophomore in
17:16
high school, so he's no longer eligible for
17:18
the children's theater rec center plays. So he
17:20
wasn't even involved at all. But
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I auditioned and I got the
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role of Gandalf, the pivotal role,
17:27
the lead. Yes, I mean, yes,
17:29
thank you so much. It was
17:31
stupendous. Yes. So I was so
17:35
excited because I had an amazing costume
17:38
and I had this crazy like blue
17:40
hat and I had this like gray
17:42
beard and I had all this crazy
17:44
old stage makeup and
17:47
I had this silk blue cape,
17:49
the same silk blue cape
17:51
that the Huntsman wore. So
17:56
occasionally I would feel the
17:58
cape and
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that would immediately bring me back to
18:02
those salacious, snow-white make-out sessions. But I
18:04
didn't let myself indulge too much because
18:06
I had a job to do. I
18:08
was Gandalf for Christ's sake. So
18:12
I lost myself in the theater. On
18:14
opening night, lo and behold, who
18:17
shows up in the audience? Yes.
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The Huntsman. Shocked.
18:25
I was even more shocked when
18:27
the Huntsman decided to come to
18:30
our opening night party at the
18:32
family-friendly Pizza Joint Marion's. So
18:38
I kind of
18:40
said my awkward hello and
18:42
then kind of like went off to a
18:44
table in the corner with a group of
18:46
girlfriends and we sort of gossiped and, you
18:48
know, talked about our dreams and our goals
18:50
for life and you know how you usually
18:52
do. But I kept one eye
18:54
on that Huntsman. And
18:56
he was off playing
18:59
with a group of boys, probably
19:02
in the fourth and fifth grade,
19:04
young boys. And he was 16
19:06
at this moment. And
19:09
I saw him and I watched him kind of
19:11
like touch them playfully
19:14
but somehow quite
19:16
sinisterly. And I couldn't
19:18
help ask myself, am I jealous?
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On the car ride home, my dad had a few
19:24
things to say about the Huntsman. Oh,
19:27
man, David, that Huntsman,
19:29
he's creepy. What is he doing hanging out
19:31
with those little kids for? Oh,
19:33
he's creepy. And that
19:35
word creepy, that
19:37
really, I didn't like that word creepy
19:40
at all. Was he creepy?
19:43
And was I creepy for
19:46
liking him? And
19:48
again, I had this struggle with
19:51
being raised Catholic and thinking homosexuality
19:53
is a sin and is it
19:56
creepy? Anyway.
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So, high school comes around, college
20:03
comes, I go to drama school in New
20:05
York City, I flee
20:07
Kettering, Ohio, years
20:09
later, takes me years, I... Free
20:15
like a bird! I
20:18
come out of the closet to my friends
20:20
and then a few years later to my
20:22
family and it's very difficult but, you know,
20:25
we're getting through it. At this point, I'm
20:27
in my mid-twenties, I'm
20:29
in a loving, committed relationship with a
20:31
man, very exciting,
20:33
very exciting, and
20:36
I'm drunk one day in my twenties
20:38
and I am going down
20:40
a Facebook rabbit hole, you know, maybe it
20:42
was my space, I don't know, but I
20:44
look for
20:47
the huntsman, I Google huntsman, and
20:50
I can't find him and I search and I
20:52
search and probably an
20:55
hour later I find him,
20:57
oh my god, there he is, those
20:59
sly brown eyes staring right back at
21:01
me in the
21:03
saddest mugshot I've ever seen.
21:08
There he is, my huntsman, a
21:11
registered sex offender. Yeah.
21:14
The questions that just popped into
21:17
my brain, I mean... And
21:21
then I remembered, I conveniently
21:23
left out, when we made out,
21:26
when I was twelve, he would
21:28
always put my hand in
21:31
his pants and
21:33
he was never aroused and that always made me
21:36
a little quizzical, I was like, is he not
21:39
enjoying this, like I'm enjoying it, like is this
21:41
some sort of power play? And then I was
21:43
like, was I his first victim?
21:45
And I was like, oh my god, and then
21:47
I was like, was I? No. Was
21:50
I molested? No. And I
21:52
was just so confused and then I dreamt that
21:54
I visited him in prison, I don't even know
21:56
if he's in prison, and I
21:58
interrogated him and I... I questioned him
22:01
and I wanted answers. And
22:04
then we made out. And
22:07
then he showed me his
22:10
rain stick. And
22:14
then after the initial shock wore off, I
22:17
realized, why do
22:19
I know this? I think
22:22
it's crazy how we can just Google anyone
22:24
from our past now and just
22:26
find out these details about them
22:28
and these truths. And do
22:31
I really need to know this little
22:33
piece? I mean,
22:35
is it making my life better somehow? No,
22:39
not at all. I
22:41
never again fantasized about the Huntsman. I
22:44
still do have questions to this day, but
22:48
some questions are just
22:51
better left unanswered. Thank
22:53
you so much. Woo! When
23:12
the Huntsman came home,
23:16
it was nearly spring. I
23:21
opened my door, gave
23:24
him the last of
23:26
our bread, but
23:29
the meat I'd made I
23:31
hid from him. I
23:39
didn't love him. And if you'll
23:41
be the wolf, with
23:47
the wolf skin on your back, who
23:51
who howls for the
23:54
night, so
23:56
I'd be the wolf. Stairs
24:00
with red eyes
24:04
Will I be the bird
24:07
with the broken wings? And
24:15
will I sing? This
24:19
is The Huntsman by Alison Callery.
24:22
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24:24
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24:35
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It's called Regarding Us, and the
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24:43
risk listeners would appreciate too. So
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this Thursday, if you're anywhere near
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the TCL Chinese Theatre in Los
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Hey, it's me, John. It's
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Genesis from 1976. I
28:38
was only two at the time. It's
28:40
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28:46
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28:49
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28:55
story matters by providing stories that matter
28:58
to me, love Jada, and
29:01
aspiring storyteller. Jada,
29:03
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29:05
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for Patreon supporters, we have a new
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29:24
And I say to him, I was like,
29:26
look, some of the things that you have
29:28
said on the internet are a little sexist,
29:30
and I'm worried about that. And he confides
29:32
in me. He's like, I'm actually not sexist.
29:35
I'm a sub. I
29:38
just take it at face value, right?
29:40
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29:42
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29:58
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30:00
she told me this story back in October of 2023 from
30:04
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30:07
More about that later. For now, let's
30:10
hear that story I'm calling This
30:13
Side of the Dirt. I
30:20
was 18 years old, and
30:23
I was living in a small apartment in
30:26
a working-class neighborhood in
30:28
North Hollywood, California. I
30:32
was living with my soon-to-be ex-husband
30:34
and my, and our newborn son.
30:37
My husband's family lived across the street from
30:39
us. Next to them
30:42
were their neighbors, Jane and Bob.
30:45
Jane and Bob were salt-of-the-earth
30:48
working-class people. Very
30:51
friendly, very kind, you know,
30:53
just, we'd visit with
30:56
them all the time and so
31:00
Jane worked in an
31:02
office to support the family across town
31:05
and Bob, well,
31:08
Bob was a Korean war vet who'd
31:11
seen some combat and not
31:13
surprisingly, he had a bit of a drinking
31:16
problem. But he
31:18
supplemented their income by breeding
31:20
Great Dane puppies and
31:22
he was good at it. So, one
31:25
lovely, typical sunny
31:28
Southern California day, my
31:32
husband and I were across the street at
31:34
his family's house and we were just hanging
31:36
out and the family
31:38
members were passing the baby around and
31:40
cooing over him and everything. And all
31:43
in all, it was a pretty terrific day. But
31:46
then their telephone rang. And
31:49
my sister-in-law, my young teenage
31:51
sister-in-law picked up the phone and
31:53
my husband and I were close enough that we
31:56
could hear Jane's voice on the
31:58
line and she... She sounded
32:02
frantic. And we
32:04
could hear her say, Bob
32:07
and I had a fight yesterday and
32:10
he just called me at work and he says
32:13
he's gonna kill himself. Could somebody please go next
32:15
door and check in on him? So
32:17
my husband and I took
32:20
off like a shot and we could
32:22
see as soon as we exited the
32:24
family home that we could see that
32:26
his beautiful, big, gorgeous, sweet, great Dane
32:28
bitch was tied up outside in
32:31
a bright sun. And we thought,
32:33
oh, fuck, this is bad. This
32:35
is really bad. Bob loved that girl.
32:37
He would never do that to her. So
32:40
we run up to the front door, knock
32:42
on the door. There's no answer. We
32:45
try the door, it's locked, which was
32:47
uncharacteristic of them. And so
32:49
we started to go around the side of the house
32:51
and head for the back door and
32:54
it was locked too. And we
32:56
noticed as we were walking around the house that all
32:59
the curtains were drawn. Yeah,
33:01
and so we're thinking, oh God, this is
33:04
not good. And so we wandered
33:06
around to the far end of the house
33:08
and looked up and we could see a
33:11
smallish, horizontal
33:13
rectangular sliding
33:16
glass window way up high over the
33:19
bathroom. It was one of those tiny
33:21
little bathroom windows up way high. And
33:24
we could see that it was cracked
33:27
ever so slightly. So my
33:29
husband boosted me up. I
33:32
grabbed onto the window sill and
33:34
I started to wiggle with
33:36
one hand and get it to move a
33:38
little bit. And my husband said,
33:40
oh, listen, see if you can get
33:42
that open far enough so you can crawl
33:45
in and unlock the front door
33:48
and I'll see what I can do. And so
33:51
I wiggled the window some
33:53
more and it was a tough fit, but I
33:55
managed to squeeze through. And
33:57
I dropped to the
33:59
bathroom. floor and the
34:02
house was pitch black. The
34:05
only light that was coming into the house
34:07
was that tiny little beam of light coming
34:09
from way up high. So
34:11
I took a second
34:14
and then I started
34:16
to tiptoe up the hallway from that
34:18
end of the house to the front
34:21
and it was so pitch black I had
34:23
to feel my way with my left hand
34:25
on the
34:27
hallway wall. About
34:30
halfway up the hall I could
34:32
smell gas and
34:34
I thought oh shit
34:37
Bob really means this he's really oh
34:40
my god this is some serious ass shit and
34:42
so I continued
34:44
to tiptoe as quietly as I could
34:46
up the hallway and holding
34:48
the wall and just
34:50
as I was about to round the corner and
34:53
reach the front door Bob
34:55
lunged out of the dark and
34:58
grabbed my right arm and drug me into
35:00
the kitchen and
35:04
I can still taste that
35:07
horrible metallic taste of adrenaline
35:09
shooting up the back of my throat. My
35:12
heart was pounding so hard I thought it
35:14
was going to pound out of my chest.
35:17
I was fucking freaked out and
35:19
and and when he drug me
35:21
into the kitchen in the dim
35:23
very dim light I
35:26
could see that the stove had been pulled away
35:28
from the wall and it
35:30
had been disconnected from the gas main and
35:34
there was gas pouring out of the wall and
35:37
I flinched a little and tried to pull away and
35:39
he just grabbed me tighter and pulled me
35:41
closer to the stove and I'm
35:44
and and I look up
35:46
at him and he's he's sobbing and
35:48
crying he's got tears streaming
35:50
down his face he's got snot pouring
35:52
out of his nose I can
35:54
smell the booze on him you know
35:56
and barely over their gas and then
35:59
and I I look up and he's
36:02
got a Zippo lighter in his left hand
36:05
and he's waving it around. And
36:08
I'm thinking, shit, shit, shit, fuck,
36:11
fuck, fuck. I'm gonna die here
36:13
today. I'm gonna do, oh
36:15
my god, if he hits that lighter, this
36:17
house is gonna go up in a ball of
36:20
fire. There's gonna be nothing left of this place
36:22
but a crater in the ground and
36:25
our body parts are gonna be
36:27
scattered all over the yard. And
36:30
then of course my brain went to,
36:32
oh my god, my son. I'm
36:35
never gonna see him again. I
36:40
was pretty tense and starting to freak out a
36:42
little bit and then he was
36:44
just sobbing and then he was ranting
36:47
and saying, oh, I'm a horrible man.
36:49
I'm a bad man. I hit Jane.
36:51
I'm no good. I'm no fucking good.
36:54
I hit my wife. I hurt
36:56
my wife and I'm
36:59
just no good. I'm god, I'm
37:01
a horrible person. I'm a bad
37:03
man. Oh my
37:05
god, I can't live
37:07
like this anymore. I know
37:10
my wife hates me now and my son
37:12
hates me and I'm just no good to
37:14
anybody. I can't keep a job. This is
37:16
so I'm so fucked up. And I thought,
37:24
and I had
37:27
took a second and I realized
37:30
that the only way I was going to get out of this
37:32
alive was if I could talk
37:34
him down. And
37:37
so I did my
37:39
best to kind of relax my
37:41
body a little bit and I'll
37:44
lean into him a little bit.
37:46
And then I
37:48
pitched my voice a little bit lower as
37:51
best I could in this frantic moment. And
37:54
I looked up and I said, Bob, Bob,
37:58
it's me, Joe. Bob,
38:01
I'm your neighbor. I'm your
38:04
friend. You know me, Bob.
38:06
Bob, look. Bob, I'm
38:09
sure you didn't mean to hit Jane. I'm
38:12
sure it was an accident. I said, look, man.
38:15
I said, please, let's
38:18
just talk things over a
38:20
little bit here and calm down some.
38:23
And well, he continued to sob
38:26
and rant. And
38:28
so I just kept at it. I
38:30
said things like, Bob, Bob, I
38:32
know you're not a bad guy. I
38:34
know you're not a horrible person. I
38:37
said, look, Jane loves you. And
38:40
I know you love Jane. I
38:42
said, I'm sure she'll forgive
38:45
you. Come on, man. Come
38:47
on, please. Don't
38:50
do this. Please don't do this. And
38:53
I kept at it for a while.
38:55
God only knows how long because things
38:58
slow down in situations like that. And
39:01
slow motion. And he
39:04
started to calm a little bit as I
39:06
kept talking to him and going, Bob, everything's
39:08
going to be OK. Listen, Bob, everything's going
39:11
to be all right. You
39:13
can get through this. You and Jane can
39:15
work this out. And
39:17
he'd start to calm. And then he would tense
39:20
up and start ranting again. And
39:23
this went on a couple of two, three times.
39:25
And because he calmed down
39:27
about the third time, I said,
39:29
look, Bob, you know, really
39:31
and truly, you can't leave
39:34
these guys like this. I
39:36
said, look, Jane needs you.
39:38
Your son needs you. Really
39:41
and truly, Bob, you're not a bad
39:44
man. You're really not a bad man.
39:46
Come on, man. Let's just calm down
39:48
and sort this thing out.
39:51
And I kept repeating that. And
39:53
then about the second or third go
39:56
around after the first three go arounds,
39:58
I said, Bob, cheer. need you,
40:00
your son needs you, and
40:02
I said, and if you're gone,
40:04
who's gonna take care of your
40:06
dog? Who's gonna take
40:09
care of that beautiful girl? I said, come
40:12
on man, don't do this, really. And
40:15
somehow I guess the talk flipped
40:18
the switch. Anyway,
40:21
so he started to calm down
40:23
and I kind of relaxed
40:26
my body some more and I really
40:28
literally just sort of leaned on him and leaned
40:30
into him and I said,
40:32
Bob, you know, let's get
40:34
out of here. This gas is
40:36
really getting to me. We're really having
40:39
a hard time because the room was
40:41
so filled with gas and
40:43
just as I thought I had things under
40:45
control, we both
40:48
heard sirens in the distance and
40:51
I thought shit, shit, shit, fuck, fuck,
40:54
fuck. If the cops get
40:56
here, there's gonna be a confrontation
40:58
and he's gonna fucking blow us
41:00
both up. I think, God almighty,
41:02
you know, and I looked
41:04
at him, I said, Bob, the
41:07
cops are coming. I
41:10
said, look, you don't want
41:12
to be here when they show up, really and truly,
41:14
you just don't want to be here when they come and
41:16
I said, and look, Bob, I don't want to be
41:18
here either. I don't want to have to talk to
41:20
the cops. I said, you know what, let's
41:23
just step outside. The kitchen
41:26
door is right there. Let's
41:28
just step outside and get
41:30
some air and calm
41:33
things down and catch our breath a little bit
41:35
and I took a sort
41:37
of a half a shuffling step towards the door
41:39
and he took sort of
41:41
a half a shuffling step towards the door
41:43
and he knows how long it
41:45
took but we finally got to
41:48
the door and he unlocked it and
41:50
we stepped outside and
41:52
the bright sun just blinded us
41:55
both. It was like getting slapped in the
41:57
face because we've been in the dark for
41:59
so long. so long. And
42:01
we caught our breath a little bit and I said, okay,
42:03
Bob, here's the deal. I said,
42:05
look, the cops don't know what you look like.
42:08
They don't know what I look like. I
42:11
said, here's what we're gonna do. We're
42:13
gonna walk through the backyard and
42:16
through those bushes into the alley.
42:19
And we're gonna walk slow and easy.
42:22
Like we're just having a little
42:24
afternoon stroll. And I said, listen, man, if
42:26
you run, the cops are gonna come after
42:28
you for sure. But they have no idea
42:31
what we look like. Let's just stroll
42:34
down this alleyway like we
42:36
don't have a care in the world. Like we're best
42:38
buddies out for a walk. And so
42:40
we started
42:42
down the alley and we're walking and
42:45
things were starting to calm down a little bit. And
42:48
then when we got to the end
42:50
of the alley, I said, Bob,
42:53
I said, listen, I gotta go back. I said, my
42:55
son's back there. And I said, and
42:57
dude, I want
42:59
you to cross that street and keep walking
43:02
slowly. I said, I'm going to go
43:04
back. And I'm going to stall the
43:06
cops for as long as I possibly can. So
43:08
you can just disappear for a
43:11
little while. And I said, whatever you do, don't
43:14
come back to the house until all
43:16
the police officers are gone. And he
43:19
said, okay. And we parted
43:21
company. And I turned around
43:23
and went back up the alley. And
43:26
as I rounded the house, oh
43:29
my God, there were police
43:32
cars everywhere and lights flashing
43:34
and fire trucks with their
43:36
lights flashing and and the
43:38
gas company and paramedics and
43:41
half a block was cordoned off. And they
43:43
were trying to keep people away from the
43:45
house. And when I
43:47
rounded the corner, my, my husband spotted
43:49
me and he and he yelled, there
43:52
she is. And he and a couple
43:54
of cops and a fireman, they came running
43:56
towards me and they grabbed me hard and
43:58
fast, which I'm really didn't need at
44:00
that point in time and drug me to safety
44:03
and and then started peppering
44:05
me with questions. He said, are you okay?
44:07
Are you all right? Where where's Bob? Where's
44:09
Bob? Is he alive? Where is he? Where's
44:11
Bob? Is he in the house? Is he
44:13
still alive? Is he still alive? And and
44:16
I looked the two cops and straight in
44:18
the eye, I light
44:21
through my teeth and I pointed in the
44:23
opposite direction and I said he
44:26
went that way and
44:28
they took off running in the wrong direction.
44:32
So I kept my word. I was
44:35
stuck there for a while because the
44:37
paramedics had to check me out. The
44:40
cops were asking me shit tons of
44:42
questions and and the fire
44:44
department was asking me questions. The
44:47
gas company was asking me questions
44:49
and and I gave
44:51
them the best information I
44:53
could except for a part where
44:55
Bob went and then I
44:57
looked up towards the edge of the crowd and and
45:00
my young teenage sister-in-law was there with
45:02
my son in her arms
45:04
and and Jane was standing next to her
45:07
and they were terrified looking.
45:09
They were just really
45:12
scared and I I walked up to him and I
45:14
said as quietly as
45:16
I could I said look Bob
45:18
is okay. He's still
45:20
alive. He just went for
45:22
a little walk and he'll be
45:25
back later and
45:27
then my my sister-in-law handed me my son
45:29
and oh my god I
45:31
held that baby like it was my last
45:34
day on earth. I
45:38
don't know if Bob is dead or alive.
45:40
I'm guessing he's gone by now because he's
45:42
really old but but I I
45:45
have something to say to Bob and
45:47
that is Bob wherever
45:49
you are out there somewhere listen
45:54
you son of a bitch
45:56
you almost killed me you
45:58
fucking terrified Oh my
46:02
god, asshole! And
46:06
then, you know Bob, thank
46:10
you. You
46:12
did me a huge favor. You
46:15
really did. I said, look, you
46:18
didn't kill me. And I
46:20
want to thank you for that. I
46:23
learned a really important lesson from you. To
46:27
this day, some fifty odd years
46:29
later, I never ever
46:31
take for granted that every day that
46:34
I am on this side of the
46:36
dirt is a good
46:38
day. This
47:27
is Risk, and this is
47:29
still John, not Kevin, and this,
47:31
again, is Genesis back there with
47:34
In That Quiet Earth. And
47:36
that story we just heard was from
47:38
Jo Gentry Hamer, which I
47:40
edited and sound designed. Now, since
47:43
that terrifying day back in 1971,
47:46
Jo has gone on to some pretty wondrous things.
47:49
I mean, clearly she spent some time
47:52
studying under some Noldering craftsman because you
47:54
should check out the jewelry that she
47:56
and her new husband make.
47:59
Really stunning work. Have a look at
48:02
findjewelrycraftsmen.com. We'll
48:05
be right back. We're
48:08
back. ["We're
48:11
Back!" theme music plays in the background.] Well,
48:17
that'll just about do it for Dark
48:19
Sides. Thanks for putting up
48:21
with me and my nerdy
48:23
references and music. But
48:26
listen, Kevin will be back with you tomorrow
48:28
with that Gina and the Back story, and
48:31
then on Thursday with the Best of
48:33
Queer Lives number two. There
48:35
is just a ridiculous amount of risk coming your
48:37
way this week. Please take a
48:39
moment to appreciate that. And
48:42
my God, the amount of work that goes into
48:44
bringing these episodes to you? It's
48:46
a lot. Take it from me. I know. It's
48:49
not easy to pull this off. And
48:51
it's not cheap. So please visit
48:53
the support tab at risk-show.com
48:56
and find whatever way best works for
48:58
you to help fund this labor of
49:00
love. Today, it's
49:03
the day. Take a
49:06
breath! ["We're
49:26
Back!" theme music plays in the background.]
49:49
You son of a bitch! You
49:52
almost killed me! You
49:54
fucking terrified me! Oh
49:57
my God! Asshole!
50:00
That is what they say I said when
50:03
they found me in the blackness after three
50:05
hours, with my own cat leaping
50:07
and tearing at my throat. Hey,
50:13
it's me, John. I'm still here. Thanks
50:15
for sticking around to the end. I
50:18
want to play something for you. There's
50:20
this project I've been working on outside of
50:22
Risk for the past few months. It's
50:25
a four-episode podcast series called, Animals
50:27
of the Maui Wildfires. Remember
50:30
the fires out in Hawaii last summer? This
50:32
is what that's about, but it focuses
50:35
on all the cats and dogs and
50:37
pigs and other animals impacted by those
50:39
fires, particularly on the struggle that Maui
50:42
Humane Society had rescuing and retrieving
50:44
them in the wake of the disaster.
50:47
Have a listen and check out the series. I
50:49
believe the first episode should be out by now.
50:55
She's not paying attention, but I'm paying attention,
50:57
and I see... The
50:59
rearview mirror, I see the
51:01
black clouds of smoke, and
51:03
it's coming their direction. In
51:06
that moment, fear struck me. In
51:10
August 2023, high
51:12
winds and dry conditions set
51:15
the stage for disaster on
51:17
the Hawaiian island of Maui. And
51:20
on August 7th, a wildfire
51:22
suddenly erupted and swept through
51:24
Lahaina on Maui's western shore.
51:26
You can feel the heat off of the metal. Or
51:29
the rock walls, or the road, everything
51:32
around you. You know, I thought my
51:36
truck tires were going to melt, and I was
51:38
going to be stuck there, and I was going to be on foot. I'm
51:42
Marika Bell, CPDT dog trainer,
51:45
anthropozoologist, and an animal myself.
51:48
The Deal with Animals is a podcast
51:51
about the connection and interaction between humans
51:53
and other animals. However,
51:55
this series is going to be something
51:57
more. Like,
52:00
I honestly still have a lot
52:02
of survivor's guilt, and I have remorse for
52:05
seeing some of the things that I saw
52:07
out there that I didn't intend to see.
52:10
I should have just left the door open. I could
52:12
have, I should have done this, but disasters
52:15
are very complicated. Two
52:17
months after the island changing wildfires,
52:20
my family and I visited Maui. So
52:22
of course I reached out to Maui Humane
52:24
Society and asked if we could talk. This
52:27
podcast series is a result of
52:29
that conversation, which led to four
52:31
other conversations with staff of Maui
52:33
Humane Society. I felt it was my
52:35
job to listen. I felt
52:37
that if I was going to be the person that
52:40
was going to be communicating the needs of the
52:42
organization, that I needed to communicate the
52:45
hardship that people were feeling inside
52:47
of that. After
52:49
that first conversation, I knew this was a
52:51
bigger story than I could tell in one
52:53
hour. It needed more
52:55
context, it needed more voices, and
52:57
it needed to have a purpose. And
53:00
even though we are an organization, like really each
53:02
department is just made up of one or two
53:04
people or five people at the most, like serving
53:06
our whole island. Serendipity, intuition,
53:08
everything just came into play where
53:12
the more I was involved, the
53:14
more I felt called to stay.
53:18
We're releasing this trailer two months
53:20
before the first anniversary of those
53:22
same wildfires in Lahaina and surrounding
53:24
areas. And over the next
53:27
two months, the deal with animals will
53:29
be running a fundraiser to benefit Maui Humane
53:31
Society and all the work they do and
53:33
have done for the animal community of Hawaii.
53:36
Our goal is to raise $10,000 by
53:39
August 8th, exactly one year after
53:41
the wildfires. To donate
53:43
to this fundraiser, we have a special
53:45
link on our homepage that will take
53:47
you straight to Maui Humane Society's donation
53:49
page set up just for this fundraiser.
53:51
So yes, all of your money will
53:53
be going straight to MHS. Follow
53:56
the deal with animals now, wherever you
53:58
listen to podcasts. so you don't miss
54:01
a single episode. Join
54:03
me as we ask the question, what's
54:05
the deal with the animals of the Maui
54:07
wildfires? The
54:11
fire burnt so hot that it even melted
54:13
asphalt and we can see paw prints all
54:15
over the place. These
54:18
animals went through hell. Subscribe
54:22
and donate at thedealwithanimals.com
54:27
Okay, that's it. Thank you. Bye.
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