What do an exploding Dunkin Donuts toilets, that University Chancellor who had a side hustle in porn, a violated manatee statue, and the anti-surrogacy pope all have in common? They're some of the weirdest news we cover in this weeks episode. 

We start off with White Claw's lame attempt to get into the Dry January game by creating non-alcoholic White Claws aka normal seltzer waters. I'm not buying it! Then we go through a dirty lawsuit against Dunkin’,  and a cute little story about a college chancellor that gets fired for making porn with his wife. Hey, what people do in their spare time is their business, no? Oh! And the pope hates Khloe Kardashian for using a surrogate? 

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