On this much-delayed episode of Roll For Your Lives, the "team" investigates some ancient ruins that have been taken over by...a cult or something? Shane gets ambushed in the bathroom, the party takes down a mecha-chef that tries to burn them to death, Tyberius has strange ideas about what constitutes a post-battle snack, and I valiantly resist defiling a sacred fountain with my drug-blood. Also: Luke's pacifist whining finally works out for once.