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Thank you for tuning
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into Romancing the Pod.
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You had us at Hello. I'm
1:30
Paige Wesley. Hello. I'm Mikey
1:32
Randolph. Jello. I'm Todd. And
1:34
this week Paige made
1:36
us watch. No, Mikey did
1:38
this. Mikey was Mikey. This is Michael's
1:41
fault. I'm guilty of tic toes.
1:43
Well, the movie that Mikey made us
1:45
watch was... After.
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After. So Mikey, why? I'll
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tell you why. I had a few reasons.
1:52
One, I had no clue what this is about.
1:55
Two, it is a something that's going on in
1:57
pop culture that I have no clue what's going
1:59
on. I have the same
2:01
blind spot. You have said this so many
2:03
times I've never once heard
2:05
about this until you brought it up.
2:08
It's got six full-ass movies
2:10
on Netflix That's not my
2:12
theatrical releases another a third
2:14
point. They jump around in ratings. This
2:16
one's PG-13 I think the next
2:18
three are hard are all of them are hard
2:21
are after the real which honestly more interested good
2:23
for them I wanted us to
2:25
adopt a new series That's really dumb and I
2:27
think I think we got there and I don't
2:29
know how you feel about it. It is done,
2:32
bro We got there
2:34
for sure, but I'm very happy
2:36
with what happened today after no
2:38
pun intended I just got done watching
2:41
this film. I use
2:43
that word not lightly, but definitely in a
2:45
way that it's not used
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the word After not lightly. What
2:49
does that even mean the word film? Oh,
2:51
it's I don't think it's not a film
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But I just don't think the word film
2:55
describes it as well as I would like,
2:57
you know Yeah, I mean, yeah,
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it is technically a movie in that
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it is pictures that move Yeah,
3:04
and then they were like, let's just wrap it up
3:06
and it ends right there. I'm like, thank God There's
3:08
five more if I wanted to know what happened They
3:13
based it on I will spoil some
3:15
fun facts It's a fan fiction that
3:17
is kind of One Direction fan fiction
3:20
the band One Direction from back in
3:22
the day that checks out I love all
3:24
that they they name they named characters
3:26
after them Okay, so hard and
3:28
is actually named after I believe
3:31
Harry Styles. Let me fact-check that
3:33
I mean that would make sense
3:35
based on their first letters page.
3:37
Yes, Harry Styles Zed is
3:40
Zane Landon is Liam Nate
3:43
is Nile and Logan is
3:45
Lewis I love how straight-up
3:48
lazy that shit is like that. I love that
3:50
too Well, I need to let you both know
3:52
that my throat is a little
3:54
still sore from coven So I'm going to gargle
3:56
bourbon throughout the podcast. I will edit it out
3:59
at night. It's gonna be one of those. Oh,
4:01
he is doing it though.
4:03
That's gross. I'm all
4:05
about holistic medicine. Oh, are
4:08
you? It's organic. Paige,
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I don't know if you heard this, Mikey's
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dating again, so he's like broadening his horizons
4:15
or whatever. I did hear that Mikey said,
4:18
I'm dating again because it turns out you
4:20
have to date to be in
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a relationship. He literally said that
4:24
exactly. And I was like, yeah man, you do
4:26
have to go outside to go to the store.
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It's so wild to me. I've gone
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on three first dates in nine days.
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What? Okay, that's not crazy. It's not
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crazy. No, I don't think it's crazy
4:37
either. They're first dates. Like it's, I
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mean, it sounds like none of those worked out. I
4:42
feel like I got laid off or something because it
4:44
feels like every two days I'm going to an interview
4:46
or something. And it's like, it's
4:48
hard. I mean, being broken
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up with is a lot like being
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fired from your relationship. It's been
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a while since that. I will
4:57
say that awkward conversations have been
4:59
my purview this week. So I'm
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really excited to talk about this
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because like first dates, people are
5:05
having wildly over emotional reactions to
5:07
simple stimuli. Okay, guys. I have thoughts about
5:09
this when we get to me, but go ahead, Todd. Okay. Yeah.
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Okay. I'll just say it. I love this
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movie. Todd! In a sense that it is
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like, no, Paige, let me finish. Let me
5:17
finish. Let me finish. How do you love
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it? Here's how I love it. Watching it
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the whole time, I was like, I
5:24
can't wait to talk about all of
5:26
this. That's amazing. What is that? It
5:31
was like that sort of energy the
5:33
whole time, literally on the edge of
5:35
my seat the whole time. I loved
5:38
it. It's insane. It's also incredibly brave,
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which I appreciate because I
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can't page. I see your face.
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I can't think of one movie
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TV show book. What a poem
5:49
Beowulf. I can't think of any of those
5:51
things where two villains straight up
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fall in love and it's just two
5:56
villains love story. Like that's the whole
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movie. And that is what we have
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in this. I'm not gonna argue with you on
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that. That's so brave. I can't even call
6:05
of villains because the stakes are so
6:07
low that they wouldn't... Oh yes, that
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they wouldn't even be actual... Like this
6:11
is not even misdemeanor villain territory to
6:13
me. No, listen, but okay, I'll say
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this though. This movie is for a
6:17
very specific type of person and it
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is the person I was when I
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was 16 and 17, like right
6:23
around that... Like
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I had enough privilege to realize I was
6:28
going to college and like I'm looking forward
6:30
to that but like had no idea what
6:32
the real world was like, you know, like
6:34
that kind of privilege box. Like it's
6:36
for those people and I would have like
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loved this movie when I was like 17
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or I just
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know that about myself. I feel like this
6:45
movie was written by... It feels... I
6:47
know it was not because I have seen the
6:49
fun facts, but it feels like in my opinion
6:52
that it was written by a
6:54
teenager about what they think college
6:56
will be like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That's what I mean. Yeah, because...
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With the morality of a teenager,
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which I find... But also specifically
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a very, very sheltered religious teenager.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean the
7:09
whole movie, they're trying to like make her look
7:11
innocent, but like that just means she looks like
7:13
a Mormon the whole time. She looks like... I
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wrote in my notes, she looks like a Mormon preschool teacher
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because that's what this like 18 year
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old is dressing as. But it's also...
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The stakes and the things that she
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finds to be like life or death
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levels of important are things that only
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a teenager would find life... Like if
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this was two years later and she
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was like 21 or two, she'd be
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like, oh, I don't even care about
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that. I guess we're gonna talk it
7:41
out. Like it's so crazy. Well
7:43
Paige, do I have good news for
7:46
you? I would assume in these
7:48
six movies we go ahead at least a couple
7:50
of years to where she's 21. I
7:52
hope so. Well Anne, the other
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thing too. I was absolutely... Not
7:57
this. Definitely not this.
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sheltered and crazy, but like there
8:03
are elements of very very young Paige that I
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see here And it's wild looking back as an
8:07
adult and being like yeah Oh, I would not
8:09
even care about that right now like I have
8:11
so many other things on my plate If
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you didn't think I saw a lot of myself at
8:16
Holden at this age like oh I
8:18
guess I could just show up and be the only
8:21
guy in a leather jacket and think that's gonna get
8:23
me late like that Was definitely a thought I had
8:25
in my head in college like I was
8:27
an idiot Yeah, except you also you also had
8:29
crazy long hair and a goatee and that was
8:31
your problem, but that was unfortunately a little
8:33
bit later Oh, no, I'm like my freshman
8:36
here. Okay. I have a question for the
8:38
group Yes, happy to answer is the after
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me like after they had sex that
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that's such a good question I think this
8:44
one's after they met yes I think it's
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after they met but at a certain point
8:49
in this movie. I was once a young
8:51
person I have been to college page is
8:53
it true. It's true And
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and I was a later bloomer for sure, but
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I'm watching this I'm like you mean to tell
9:00
me they've been living together for three months. They
9:03
haven't boned yet. I call
9:05
shenanigans Like they're they're just lounging
9:07
around in various states of undress
9:09
ain't nobody bang. Yes I've
9:12
1000% said to Natalie while you're watching this I
9:16
was like they've had sex by now right like
9:18
this is like months after they moved in and
9:20
she's like I don't think they have cuz they
9:22
would have made that a thing What do you
9:24
do obviously? But yeah, like it is like a
9:26
Mormon wrote this movie and then tried to make
9:28
it risque It just seems like a tea I
9:30
think Paige is right like if you were an
9:32
adult listening to this girl's story Which is like
9:34
I can't believe it and then and you'd be
9:36
like who cares and then and then they would
9:38
say another dramatic point You'd be like that's not
9:41
really important. Yeah, but and here's how
9:43
I know to like Here's the other thing that
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I'm like red flag teenager All
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they do is kiss all they ever do
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is kiss Because if this was
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written by someone with any sort of
9:54
sexual experience outside of just
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what they imagine happens based
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on what they've done. This
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is gonna be their big hurdle or oh,
12:02
it's his dad or in his family and
12:04
then the brother or her mom or whatever
12:06
No, it's even dumber than
12:09
anything I could have imagined and
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I'm like why even set it up like
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the whole reveal where she goes You
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know Raphael and Ninja Turtles one is
12:18
so low stakes to me What
12:21
can you explain that for anyone who's not
12:23
38? Yeah teenage mutant Ninja
12:25
Turtles one? Oh, yeah, Todd. Allow me
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to help you Yeah, he's cool, but rude.
12:30
You're welcome No, you remember he gets mad at
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April and the other turtles and he gets really
12:34
hurt and then he leaves in the rain No,
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I don't remember this Mikey He
12:39
runs off in the rain and gets beaten up
12:41
by the Foot Clan and shredder later on and barely
12:43
lives But it's because he was feeling a lot of
12:45
feelings and he goes out to fight people by himself
12:48
It breaks up all of his social relationships.
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That's pulling a Raphael You know what I'm
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saying? All I have to say to that
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Mikey is all the good ones end in
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Oh, all right. No, I Was
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a Donatello guy, I'm gonna say it you would
13:03
be on a tell Oh, yeah, man He was
13:06
a smart one. Can't believe you guys don't remember
13:08
him his angsty like run away in the
13:10
rain scene I did remember it.
13:12
I was assuming most of the
13:14
listeners didn't that's on this I
13:19
Then explain how that it all relates
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to this movie So
13:24
angsty is so funny. It's
13:27
just so funny I was more
13:29
frustrated by her in that moment because it's
13:31
like yeah I made a bet that I
13:33
could get with her and make her fall
13:35
in love with me And then I'm just
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gonna stop and she's like, how dare you
13:40
might meanwhile it was months ago They fell
13:42
asleep together. I was like you think this dude is
13:44
gonna break a lease for a bet When
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she was just like the girl who showed
13:49
up at this party like he had no
13:52
idea It
13:56
was insane it's insane it reminded me
13:58
of that college humor sketch with Batman
14:00
and Dark Knight Rises where he's like, oh
14:03
it was a ruse and we had sex four
14:05
times trick me
14:07
again Yeah,
14:09
like I would've been like oh you we
14:11
moved in together and you were my first
14:14
and we met each other's family We
14:16
you fool me again You
14:21
really go deep on prank sir Like there's
14:24
no way So
14:26
crazy and her her anger is
14:28
like he murdered her mom. Yes She
14:32
takes a fucking bus to wherever
14:34
the fuck Like
14:36
shows up at her mom's place.
14:38
It's insane. She goes full Raphael
14:42
Yeah, because in Teenage
14:45
Mutant Ninja Turtles one page. Let me just explain for all
14:47
the listeners Raphael gets real angsty
14:49
and then takes a bus to go see
14:51
his mom That
14:54
does not happen. No, you just he just leaves
14:56
I'm gonna say this one time and I
14:58
I fucking mean it say it I would
15:00
have to walk in and Catch
15:03
you balls fucking deep
15:05
in someone else where I can
15:07
see it going in and out
15:10
Before I will willingly get on a
15:12
greyhound and I Need it
15:15
Okay, let me ask this. What if you're
15:17
just driving? Is it a higher threshold? Like
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oh, no, I love driving Like, you know,
15:22
if I open the door and hear the sounds then I'm
15:24
driving to mom's I'm gonna check on the
15:26
sounds cuz it might just be porn. That's fair. Either
15:28
way. I'm gonna try and catch a glimpse of it
15:30
and then I will Locations,
15:33
but it has it's gonna you have to
15:35
be doing it in my car So I
15:37
couldn't take my car for me
15:39
to go on a greyhound. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
15:41
I was like he's not cheating On her
15:44
that would make the most sense here. What
15:46
is that? No, she's like, I know your
15:48
relationship Well, but they can't cuz they've got
15:50
like like five more movies where I assume
15:52
they have to like have really boring sex
15:55
We're staring to each other's eyes. Yeah, your
15:57
relationship started on a dare who fucking
15:59
cares Best dare ever!
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Like, what is it? Is he gonna have two
16:04
kids with her and then like get jobs and
16:06
get a house and then be like I'm gonna
16:08
turn it off I fucking won that dare. Turned
16:10
off That
16:13
would be so funny Guys, I guarantee
16:15
you when we're watching After Death or
16:17
whatever like the 13th movie in this
16:20
franchise when they're ending it His
16:22
last words are gonna be gotcha bitch.
16:24
Yeah Okay, I
16:26
don't think like production value of this
16:29
is great No, some of the edits
16:31
are long while the montages are long
16:33
They slow dance to a song and
16:35
it's like shot like it's a montage
16:38
But the montage is as long as the
16:40
fucking song. Yeah, so just show me them
16:42
dancing Like what are we doing and every
16:44
song sounds the same? Of course. I know
16:46
different songs are Existing as
16:49
I have said before No
16:52
notes But
16:54
Mikey that's sort of how I feel
16:56
about it like it is like all
16:58
of that aside all the production stuff
17:00
aside Like I also was a terrible
17:02
communicator at this age Paige is bringing
17:04
up very valid criticisms that I don't
17:06
want to go away Um, the
17:08
only the only song that I could actually
17:10
point out and remember in this movie is
17:12
the cover of Avril Lavigne's Complicated yeah where
17:14
they somehow made it more emo I
17:17
loved it Hilarious
17:19
one of the songs a girl
17:21
that experienced the couch sent me
17:23
once so I that was Hang
17:30
on what song is it? I have a
17:32
question. What song was it first off? It
17:34
was that twangy one? Mm.
17:36
Yeah, that is not at all
17:38
helpful. This is my house down
17:40
track specifically What the one he's
17:42
talked about like why'd you have
17:44
to go and make things? Out
17:49
what you yell for All
17:54
been done before start out with like
17:56
a banjo well listeners if you know,
17:58
please DMS The twangy
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one. What twangy one Mikey's talking about.
18:03
Hold on, hold on, I can figure
18:05
this out. Okay, okay, well why don't
18:07
you figure it out there? The after
18:09
Spotify playlist. Wait,
18:12
why he's looking that up? I just have to
18:14
say, for a movie that wants me to believe
18:16
that these two people love literature
18:18
and books and novels and shit,
18:20
they only talk about two of
18:22
them ever. Withering Heights and Pride
18:24
and Prejudice and that's it. And that's it?
18:27
And I don't find either of those books romantic. Fight
18:29
me! Please don't, please don't. I don't have energy for
18:31
that. No, I think the fact that he referenced Heathcliff
18:33
is a huge red flag. Huge. It
18:36
was the song, Beige by Yoke
18:38
Lore. Oh, oh my god, okay Mikey,
18:40
I remember when that song came on because
18:42
I had subtitles and it's when
18:44
they are starting to have sex and
18:47
it just says, playing beige. And I
18:49
laughed out, wow. Mikey,
18:51
Mikey, what year would that
18:53
sent to you? Are
18:57
you sure it wasn't 2019? Did she
18:59
see this scene and was like, this reminds
19:01
me of Mikey. It was definitely around the
19:03
time this movie was released for sure. Okay,
19:06
okay. It was a girl. You
19:09
don't have to divulge anything Mikey.
19:11
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut this out.
19:13
I'm not gonna. Okay, well then
19:16
I can't say that. Wait,
19:19
so while she was on the couch did
19:21
she take off all her
19:23
fancy clothes? I spent
19:25
the night at their place, at her place. Yes, we have to cut
19:27
out, correct? No, no, no, you don't have to cut this out. This
19:29
is a funny story. I spent the night at her
19:31
place. She told me that her and her
19:34
ex had broken up. Oh no. Been
19:36
there. And then while we're
19:38
in the act of love
19:40
handshake. Oh yeah. Far,
19:43
far along in the act, she begins
19:45
the crying, you know? Oh
19:47
no. And I am not,
19:50
I can't drive. And so. What?
19:53
What? I can't drive? No,
19:55
I can't. I can't leave. Oh,
19:58
okay. You. You
20:01
were alcoholically impaired and could not
20:03
operate a vehicle. Okay, okay, okay,
20:05
okay. Okay, I thought you were like,
20:07
hey, can you stop crying? I can no
20:09
longer focus on the wheel. We were just,
20:11
I was like, I thought you were broken
20:14
up and then they're like, we're just having
20:16
a rough patch. And I was like, way,
20:18
way different situation. Those are different
20:20
things. And then I slept
20:22
in the best with her. No. What?
20:25
I could drive. And she kept the heat hot
20:27
like a lizard? No, the temperature was
20:29
nominal. Okay, all right. He
20:32
answered that like you were a scientist collecting
20:34
data. This is a clipboard. Yeah, the next
20:36
morning I wear the same clothes from yesterday
20:38
or whatever. And because it's like a weekday
20:40
date and I was like, oh, this is
20:42
not like me. So then all of a
20:44
sudden I used to keep a change of
20:46
shirt in my, in my office for that
20:48
purpose. Yeah. So I'm trying to leave. She's
20:51
trying to get to work. I'm trying to
20:53
leave. I can't find my keys. They're nowhere.
20:55
I'm picking up the couch. Oh, I know
20:57
this story. You heard this story. I'm living
20:59
in the bedroom. I'm looking at my, I'm
21:01
having a panic attack because she is like
21:03
late to work. And then, and
21:06
like, she has the lead and like, she is
21:08
like freaking out. I'm freaking out. Then I get
21:10
a call from the SWAT team and
21:12
they're like, we have a stand up. We need you
21:14
to come out here or whatever. He's like, well, I
21:16
can't make it out because I think I locked my
21:18
keys in my one night stand. And
21:20
I was like, be right there or whatever. So I
21:23
left my keys inside a person and now
21:25
I got to go fish them out. I was
21:27
having, I was like sweating profusely. I was having
21:29
a panic attack. And then it was, it turned
21:31
out I left them in the roommate's bathroom. Why
21:33
were you in her roommate's bathroom? I
21:35
don't know. I think I, we had to pee at the
21:37
same time and I went in there. So that's why you
21:40
have two toilets in your house. That's why Jake and
21:42
I bought a home. Yeah. So anyway, that's the
21:44
song she gave me. See,
21:49
I feel like that, that story
21:52
deserves something more than beige. Well,
21:54
I really liked her and she hurt my feelings.
21:57
Oh, Mikey. I'm sorry.
22:00
Anyway, so like I get
22:02
that this movie is trash, but I'm a raccoon
22:04
and I just honed it up. I was into
22:06
it. I Our
22:09
first RTP shirt is this is
22:12
trash and I'm a raccoon I'm
22:14
a raccoon baby It's
22:17
like a raccoon version of me like then just
22:19
a drawing of a possum on it to make people
22:21
real confused I felt like a garbage
22:23
truck and I would go by this film's home
22:26
Get that little can of garbage in my little arm
22:28
and I would go And
22:30
then stuff it all in because it's
22:32
garbage it is and that's my
22:34
job like listen I was very
22:37
excited to talk to both of you guys about this
22:39
tonight So I was excited
22:41
watching the movie wasn't good. No,
22:43
no, not at all I
22:45
can't wait to see the sequel it was
22:47
better than some of the stuff we've watched
22:49
but it's so low stakes It's like
22:51
watching a commercial so low stakes. I feel like
22:54
somebody went through Like I'm bad
22:56
at journaling. I know I'm a writer and
22:58
that's weird, but like I'm just bad at
23:00
it I never remember to do it So
23:02
I always have like a half a dozen
23:04
or so half filled out journals around Yeah,
23:06
and I feel like if somebody found one
23:08
of those from college It
23:11
would be basically some shades
23:13
of this and
23:15
that's not a good thing Well, no, I
23:17
mean, but I you probably like would
23:19
have written something like this and like high school
23:21
college A vampire Comedy
23:25
that was way better than this but
23:27
sure if I'd been true to form
23:29
but like low bar page low bar
23:32
But yeah, like I I don't know I
23:34
think this movie is ridiculous But I had a great time
23:37
watching it because I was so excited to talk to you
23:39
guys about it. Very yeah I it
23:41
hit all the right spots for me of
23:43
a movie for this podcast and that's what
23:45
made me excited the most I have no
23:47
strong emotions about something and I I'm with
23:49
working everything lately I'm really happy not to
23:52
have strong feelings about anything about this I'm
23:54
excited to just make fun of this movie for
23:56
about two and a half hours with y'all cuz
23:58
my week has been horrendous There are
24:00
some level say but guys I just
24:02
had before you to do it. Okay,
24:05
She goes to a second location. With
24:07
a strange man she doesn't really
24:09
know that location is the was
24:11
going. Are saying.
24:14
Is so dog. Oh she knows
24:16
him. And
24:20
Murder Central guys My first days they
24:22
are my you wanna go the hidden
24:25
watering hole in the woods with me.
24:27
Know what? I don't want to get murdered
24:29
in a candidate or. They I'm going to
24:31
murders that p were I'm I'm I'm a
24:33
man. Fsf every me by a
24:35
waterfall. I see your plan as
24:38
I mean this. Is the guy that's
24:40
dumb paid people. go visit waterfalls all.
24:44
That is through. You gotta put them somewhere where
24:46
there's more wild animals they can identify. The corpse
24:49
advance as the uploaded subscribe. I understand.
24:51
I would. I would she be done.
24:53
I'm a bit. that's what. I'm thinking
24:55
Lf get through this like get back to
24:57
that sentimental and I both kids in a
24:59
horrible prison school. The program. Yeah, I saw
25:02
one episode to go. I know how it
25:04
ends but. It's so good I tried
25:06
to not watch it one night. it's like
25:08
a ball sleep and I literally couldn't falsely
25:11
bozo riveted. I. Had to stop with one episode
25:13
month ago so I could go to sleep and
25:15
then get up this morning and dress. Like.
25:17
A ridiculous corporate dominate hurts to go
25:19
to work and make people feel uncomfortable
25:21
on purpose. And you know what put
25:23
in the time some gonna reward myself.
25:25
I was in that last episode later
25:27
tonight. Good. edited by Sammy Smarts and
25:29
to Third and Mods. If you didn't
25:31
know, That
25:33
grades out loud, diverse and or a D
25:36
M. I was like holy shit it was
25:38
amazing you crust it is a great documentary
25:40
other for sure as her Dmg blocked me.
25:44
Like this every that sweet lady leave her
25:46
alone Trying to invite me to the why?
25:48
It was two thousand, four hundred and thirty
25:50
three Fire. I'm oh geez, A
25:55
whole family. I'm very sorry about that.
25:57
but to grab on your. Yeah, no.
25:59
Congrats. Fantastic anyway, but let's go to the
26:01
movie see my scene because we got plenty to
26:03
talk about and it's probably gonna take us minutes
26:06
Minutes to get through this plot guys. I don't
26:08
think we do but like that's fine I
26:11
think we have a lot of things to talk about amongst ourselves
26:13
Just not not the movie, but that's
26:15
how this always goes the middle
26:18
30 minutes I think is
26:20
just a montage it is the middle
26:22
30 minutes feels like all of Oppenheimer.
26:24
You're right I don't
26:26
want to talk about that And I
26:28
told you I do I wanted to have
26:31
a fun night tonight I like that movie
26:33
let's not bring death the destroyer of worlds
26:35
into this fun Fine, I
26:37
won't bring up Oppenheimer But I do want to
26:39
point out that this movie reminds me a lot
26:42
of the sequel Star Wars movies And I'm gonna
26:44
want to talk about those a lot I'm
26:50
just joking I pretend those don't exist I
26:53
will tell you that this has the same
26:55
emotional stakes as the sequel trilogy it does
26:57
Honestly if you told me that like this
26:59
is based on Twilight the after series is
27:01
the sequel series You know I'm saying like
27:03
it's that level of worse I had
27:06
to go I did some fun fact deep diving
27:08
before I found out that this is basically a
27:10
One Direction fanfic But I kept thinking I was
27:12
like is this a fanfic of 50 shades or
27:14
Twilight cuz there's so many similar pieces Yeah, yeah,
27:16
and honestly I stand on the fact
27:18
that my favorite 50 shades adjacent
27:20
fanfic that becomes a weird movie
27:23
is the 365 series at
27:25
least it's fun. It is the Fast and
27:27
Furious of love, and I'm here for it Everything
27:31
is wild I like wild things oh
27:33
and similar to this movie. It's another
27:35
it's another Gloomy sad boy
27:37
with a ton of tattoos, and
27:39
I'm like I'd be here for it,
27:41
but he's a little boy ish I need him to grow
27:43
up a little this bothered me this kid
27:46
has a king and queen of spades Tattoo
27:48
on his fingering finger, and he is not
27:50
old enough to gamble and that makes me
27:52
so angry in a way that age They're
27:55
called bangers. Yeah, whatever you call
27:57
them the fingers you use to finger
28:00
a person. The bangers, yeah.
28:02
Oh, chicken fingers. No! What?
28:04
No. I should have gone
28:06
no. But what? Drumsticks
28:09
or flats? Uh, no. But
28:12
like, hey, you know what? I am friends
28:14
with a lot of ladies who enjoy ladies.
28:17
Yeah. And that's why they'll get their manicures
28:19
shortened on those fingers. And
28:21
so like, when I saw what fingers they
28:23
were on, I was like, somebody in makeup
28:25
is having a good time. Because
28:28
all of the tattoos make no sense. To
28:30
borrow a phrase from a woman I worked
28:32
in retail with that I think is deathly
28:34
hilarious. She once
28:37
compared someone's tattoos
28:39
to magnets placed by a
28:41
child on a refrigerator and
28:45
never has that been more true than
28:47
this guy. None of the tattoos match
28:49
or seem to connect or mean anything.
28:51
They are randomly placed to just look
28:53
cool and then he's got the
28:55
bangers. And I was like, wow. All
28:58
right. All right. And she still hasn't fucked
29:00
him? Girl, what you doing? He's got tattoos
29:02
on the fingers that do the fingering. I
29:04
mean, I think he's, I don't know. He's
29:07
got a cum gutter tattoo, Todd. I know.
29:09
But like, I think we're gonna get
29:11
that stuff over the course of the
29:13
next 20 movies that they put out
29:15
over the next 15 years. I don't think
29:17
so. I don't think
29:19
at any point these weirdly Mormon
29:22
movies are going to be like, yeah,
29:24
I got these tattoos because I love
29:26
fingering bitches. Yeah, this is not a
29:28
history of violence where he was like
29:31
part of the Russian mob and came
29:33
over. History of violence though. I love
29:35
that film. I don't think I've ever
29:37
seen it. That film is why I
29:39
described a former person
29:41
that used to work with me as Eastern
29:43
Promises Hot. You
29:46
know exactly what I mean, right?
29:48
But like they show his like
29:50
tree tattoo so much. There
29:52
has to be a story there. Is it
29:54
a tree? Because it reminded me of the tattoo that that
29:56
one guy had on jigaloes. If you watch jigaloes, you know
29:58
exactly what I'm talking about. I've only seen
30:00
like three or four episodes of gigalose while
30:03
I was sick in my girlfriend's room Yeah,
30:05
I know exactly who you're talking about Except
30:09
his was like the
30:11
symbiote from spider-man and
30:13
adjacent stories like venom like
30:15
crawling up And
30:18
he wanted to become a white rapper He
30:23
was not talented in that way But
30:25
anytime I see people with tattoos like this
30:27
I think of that guy Yeah Who at
30:29
one point in a later season of gigalose
30:32
had them make a cast of his dick
30:34
to make his own custom Dildos that he
30:36
could sell so you know what if nothing
30:38
else that dude branding. Yeah good at branding
30:40
god I gotta get back into gigalose
30:45
Actually, I think you've hit the threshold yeah,
30:48
they aren't making new ones so it's just gonna be
30:50
a rerun I guess I think a gigolo is
30:52
born every day here in this country You
30:54
know that famous phrase thing it was Abraham
30:56
Lincoln that said it. I have it tattooed right
30:58
above where my genitals What's
31:04
the weirdest tattoo you've seen after getting
31:06
somebody naked oh god Scarab
31:09
that is a weird one. Okay.
31:11
I thought okay a big scarab
31:13
right over to the left on
31:15
the hip area Interesting was
31:17
there meaning behind it or was just like
31:20
it looks cool either are acceptable like get
31:22
tattoos cuz they look cool I'm not gonna
31:24
stop you there there was meaning
31:27
and I used to remember that story If
31:32
someone does show me their hip I
31:34
have a hard time paying attention to
31:36
words Like
31:38
if that's when you heard that story I wouldn't
31:40
remember either that probably would have been something I
31:42
brought up later I was like hey, what's that
31:45
tattoo all about tell me the story? No cuz
31:47
then she would have just showed it again And
31:49
I blacked out again or whatever so I don't
31:51
think I've ever seen crazy tattoos I
31:53
dated someone who had like a big rose on
31:55
their lower back that I feel like go
31:58
off girl That could look good It
32:00
wasn't a bad tattoo. There you go. This
32:02
is a little weird though. It was because
32:04
her grandmother was named Rose. Weird
32:06
place to put that. That's the best
32:08
place to put a memorial sissy. I'm
32:11
not one to judge when I'm saying, like you
32:13
know, I'm not gonna judge. Look, hey,
32:15
I got no problem with having a little flirty
32:17
tattoo down there. I've been thinking about getting one
32:19
on my hip on the backside for a while,
32:21
but like, you know, you pick your spots for
32:24
what goes there. Yeah, I think so too.
32:26
And listen, honor your grandma, babe. Do
32:28
whatever you want. We pick a
32:30
different thing. Sure, sure. Hey, do it. I
32:33
don't know what I would put, you know? Yeah, Mikey,
32:35
you're the only one on the podcast that don't
32:37
have no tattoos, correct? That's correct. I
32:39
don't like commitment. That's fair. Honestly,
32:42
that checks out. Anyway, we should get back into the
32:44
movie, right? Like, have we even started talking about
32:46
it? No, we did not start. Can we get into the
32:48
movie? What are we doing, guys? Okay. It's
32:51
nine o'clock. It's late night energy. Selma Blair appears.
32:53
No, hold on, Mikey. There's
32:55
like multiple scenes before that.
32:57
Okay, so. It's there? There's
33:00
like six production companies that no one has
33:02
ever heard of before or since this movie
33:04
came out. Paige, when I started it and
33:06
there were four production companies, I was like, oh,
33:08
that's a bad time. Oh, no. This
33:11
is going to be bad. But
33:14
then we see the back of her
33:16
head walking through the forest and then
33:18
she says quite possibly the dumbest line
33:20
I've ever heard that just told me
33:22
how weird this movie was going to
33:25
be because she was like, you know,
33:27
wow, sometimes something in your life happens.
33:29
Like, so it changes everything because like
33:31
after him, there's just after.
33:34
And I'm like, what the fuck is that
33:36
supposed to mean? It's
33:39
insane to me that you didn't
33:41
quote here anything crazier. There's
33:43
a line in this movie where he's swimming in
33:46
the water and trying to get her to come
33:48
in and he goes, it feels amazing. No, she's
33:50
been in water before. Like, that's not what's
33:52
going to get her in the water. Yeah,
33:54
also, it's a murky lake, which means she's
33:56
going to be in a bunch of moss
33:58
and pond scum grossness. So like yeah, it's
34:01
not gonna feel amazing. It's gonna be gross back here
34:04
Anyway, sorry anyway. Yeah after
34:07
him There's just after and
34:09
we open on her laying in her bed and
34:11
like it pulls back from her But it the
34:14
way it's cut the shot initially looks like her
34:16
hands are out of frame having fun But then
34:18
as we pull up They're just like folded on
34:20
her stomach and I was like, well this ain't
34:22
fun at all But we
34:25
meet her mom Selma Blair who's only in
34:27
this movie for three scenes and each one
34:29
of them is madness And I feel like
34:31
she is the same level of energy in every
34:33
one of those things like in different directions
34:36
Yes. Yeah. Yeah, but like she's the same
34:38
level in every move. Yeah in every scene.
34:41
She's at an 11 at all time Yeah, yeah,
34:43
because in this scene she's like come on. We
34:45
gotta go. We gotta get you to college Are
34:48
you forgetting anything college and you're like, okay,
34:50
calm down. So I'm gonna like sit
34:52
down Don't exert yourself too much. Oh, I know So
34:55
I know they take her to college with
34:57
someone that they do not introduce in this
35:00
movie yet And I was like, is that
35:02
her younger brother because if that's her boyfriend
35:04
spoiler He ain't gonna be
35:06
for long those college ones the freshmen
35:08
that come in attached always end up
35:10
on a tack I got a hot
35:12
take here. Oh, do you let's do it. Fuck
35:14
Noah. He's a bitch. I Don't
35:18
think Noah was into it. Like
35:20
I think Noah loves her. I
35:22
think sure is not into her
35:24
I don't I don't know if it's because he's
35:26
gay or anything, but I just don't think there's
35:28
like industry Yes, I don't think he's into it
35:30
like that. I read him as immature
35:33
immature and similarly sheltered. Definitely
35:35
sheltered Yeah, the difference is he's still in
35:37
high school, right? So like I think to
35:40
him it like when she's like partying He's
35:42
like how dare you like it seems so
35:44
like he probably owns a dare shirt unironically
35:46
Like he's one of those kids where he's
35:49
just like absolutely, you know, I hey I
35:51
don't want you to get hurt like and
35:53
it is well-meaning but it is very short-sighted
35:55
and and he his world is very small
35:58
and I remember when I went through college
36:00
and like most of the people that
36:02
we came in with that had high
36:04
school relationships that they had maintained as
36:06
freshmen, most of them were broken up
36:08
by the first the end of the
36:10
first semester basically. Some people lasted longer
36:12
than that but most people end the
36:14
first semester. And here's the thing, there's
36:16
no shame in that, right? Because
36:19
you are off experiencing life and growing
36:21
in different ways and you will potentially
36:23
grow apart and that's okay. That's what
36:25
the process is supposed to do. And
36:27
you grow a lot when you go to
36:29
college. You grow a lot. It's like your first
36:31
little bit of real freedom and you might lose
36:34
your mind a little bit. Those are all very
36:36
valid points but I really think Noah is
36:38
terrible at women. I mean I think
36:40
so too. Terrible at kissing, terrible at
36:42
touching, terrible at talking. Yeah. Just
36:45
terrible. And you know what? I hope
36:47
that this is his moment where he like
36:50
is motivated to grow, to learn that boobs
36:52
don't feel like bags of sand. That you
36:54
need to be gentle, you know? And like
36:56
you can't just stick your tongue in a
36:59
person's throat, you know? That's why I was
37:01
like, I don't think he's into it like
37:03
that. I thought he was her brother for
37:06
most of the scene. Because like again, I
37:08
don't think he's into it like that. I
37:10
feel like you're not hearing me. Like I
37:12
feel like he's not sexually interested in her
37:15
at all. You feel like he is of
37:17
a different orientation than he is presenting, is that what
37:19
you're saying? No, I mean he might be, I don't
37:21
know. But like I just don't feel like... Or he
37:23
might just not be in to her in that way.
37:25
Yes. She's not as tight. Like that's a
37:28
thing too. Because he has not learned
37:30
that he has a type because they've
37:32
been friends for so long that friendship
37:34
has bled into air quotes a romantic
37:36
relationship even though there's not a sexual
37:38
attraction there. Yeah, I do, well I
37:40
feel like sometimes too, people who meet
37:42
that young and are in relationships that
37:44
young, sometimes that happens. And like yeah
37:46
as you grow you're like, oh I
37:48
am actually very attracted to something else.
37:50
And hey, sometimes it's a different person,
37:52
sometimes different gender, sometimes it's a whole
37:55
different thing. But like it
37:57
is very difficult to break those relationships.
38:00
I think that's possible. I think he might also
38:02
he is young he's younger than her more sheltered
38:04
and at the end of the movie Or
38:06
I guess towards the end of the movie when she comes
38:08
back and talks to him and actually apologizes He
38:11
says he's like we are supposed to
38:13
grow. Yeah, it's okay. Like we're still
38:15
friends. I care about you I feel
38:17
like he's like I'm good like
38:19
I'm good. I feel like at that point.
38:21
He was like listen. I'm good Finally I
38:23
can go. Yeah, I'm cheerleaders. What's up? I
38:26
didn't have to be the bad guy cuz
38:28
I'm super into you know Thicker redheads or
38:30
some shit like whatever his actual type in
38:32
some people be yeah, so like or dudes
38:34
I don't care. I just don't think he
38:36
was into it like that with her Yeah,
38:38
which is hard cuz she's like she's pretty
38:40
I feel like she looks like in every girl
38:42
That's what I was gonna say. I feel like she's
38:45
a pretty every girl Which yeah, I
38:47
think Kristen Stewart was supposed to be that
38:49
in Twilight like correct that is That
38:52
is a common thing you see in movies Yeah, and
38:54
and so I'm not gonna be like she's not pretty but
38:56
I will say I'm like there's not a lot of distinguishing
38:59
Characteristics about her she is
39:01
she is built to be
39:03
someone that Readers initially
39:05
and viewers can kind of project
39:08
themselves upon For
39:10
the masses if that makes sense. I
39:12
will sum up this situation with a
39:14
quote with our main male guy What's
39:17
his name sure what's his name Harden
39:19
Harden? So you've never been touched before
39:21
and that's probably What
39:24
happened with Noah I mean it's very
39:26
clear they haven't really done anything So
39:29
like they spoon that's that's all and
39:31
they kiss that's all we see right
39:33
so like Noah hasn't been touched like Noah
39:35
has no Idea what's going on? Yeah, you've
39:37
never touched a stomach before Noah like grow
39:40
up Oh, no, he was going downtown
39:42
cuz he's got them tattoos like yeah He's
39:45
the finger King finger can't
39:47
page I hear his finger looking good But I
39:49
thought that he said that just because it was
39:51
like a classier way of saying Oh, you've never
39:54
been like fingered before like but he was just
39:56
like trying not to be so crass about it
39:58
Which was you know yes? It was
40:00
gentlemenly. No, I didn't have a problem with that
40:02
line. I was like, oh, okay. You want to
40:05
meet the king and queen? King and
40:07
queen. They get to
40:09
her dorm and they meet her roommate.
40:11
Now, we all went away to college,
40:13
correct? Correct. Not really. I
40:16
was like 30 minutes away, but I did live
40:18
at school. Yeah. But I was close.
40:20
Okay. So when I
40:22
went to school, and maybe this is different
40:24
at different schools, when you came in as
40:27
a freshman, all the freshmen lived together. True.
40:29
That was like a thing. Like your roommates
40:31
were always freshmen. The only time that changed
40:33
for me is when I moved into the
40:36
sorority house and then we mixed it up.
40:39
But freshman year, it was freshmen with freshmen. Was
40:41
that the case with you? And it's because of
40:43
what happens in this movie. There are
40:45
freshmen dorms and freshmen dorms. And then
40:48
after that, you could live... Wherever, basically.
40:50
Yeah. I lived in an
40:52
apartment off campus. Okay. Yeah,
40:54
I don't know. But in the dorms, it was
40:56
always... In fact, when I went to school, you
40:59
lived in the freshman dorm, but then you were
41:01
also required to have a meal plan so that
41:03
you ate together with the other freshmen in the
41:05
dining hall and stuff. Yeah. And
41:08
you could live off campus if you wanted. No, he's preventing
41:10
you from doing that. But I had a meal plan. I
41:13
would go to school to eat all the
41:15
time. Yeah. But they
41:17
weren't... If I signed up to just be
41:19
in the dorms, no one was setting me
41:21
up with a junior or senior, however
41:24
old she is in this movie, her
41:26
roommate is. And in part because they
41:28
didn't want you drinking in the dorms.
41:30
The dorms were mostly dry and they would
41:32
do checks and stuff for it. Once
41:35
you moved off campus or into one of the
41:37
Greek houses, a whole different ballgame, but like... Well,
41:40
sure, of course. But they didn't want somebody 21 having... Giving
41:45
booze to their freshmen roommates. So
41:47
freshmen lived with freshmen. I mean, they do
41:49
that page because of exactly what
41:51
happens in this movie. Yes. That's
41:53
what I'm saying. So when they were like... She was like,
41:56
yeah, I was kind of weirded out at first, have a
41:58
freshman roommate, whatever. I was like, this is... This would
42:00
never happen. I also thought when
42:02
immediately right after she says that she says,
42:04
but then I realized I get to be
42:06
your spirit guide and I would have been
42:08
like, oh shit, I got
42:11
one of these people. Can
42:13
I also say this is what made
42:16
me feel like it was super Mormon
42:18
is the way that they like set
42:20
decked her roommate's side of the room
42:22
to try and like, you
42:24
know, alarm flags and stuff off about
42:26
her, which also, I don't think her
42:28
roommate's a bad person. I think her
42:30
roommate genuinely wanted to try and be
42:32
her friend. But my
42:34
favorite thing is dead ass center
42:37
above the roommate's bed is a
42:39
very sapphic drawing of two women
42:42
scissoring. Yeah. But it is
42:44
front and center anytime you're in the
42:46
room. And I was, I was like,
42:48
they were like, we need to make
42:50
sure that they know she's gay. I
42:53
mean, they do make that very clear, like pretty soon
42:55
in like a scene because she starts making out with
42:57
that girl a lot more. Yeah. We
43:00
mean her girlfriend. I know, but they don't say that
43:02
they're dating in that scene. Like, not that they need
43:04
to. Like, I didn't care, but like, yeah, we don't
43:06
know that we don't have that relationship confirmed until a
43:08
later scene. Which this is gonna
43:10
sound terrible. I almost want to be
43:12
like, if I was Selma Blair and
43:14
walked my daughter into a dorm room
43:16
and they were like making out, it
43:18
was two girls making out. I'd be
43:20
like, thank God, keep the condoms, don't
43:22
get pregnant. Like great. Way
43:25
less of a risk. But
43:27
Selma Blair hates making out,
43:29
obviously. Well, so Selma's daughter
43:31
into a dorm room and they were like
43:34
making out, it was two girls making out.
43:36
I'd be like, thank God, keep the condoms,
43:38
don't get pregnant. Like great. Way
43:41
less of a risk. But
43:43
Selma Blair hates making out,
43:46
obviously. Well, so Selma Blair
43:48
wants to continue to shelter her
43:50
daughter, clearly. Because immediately
43:52
after they walk into this room and
43:54
see that it's an older roommate and
43:56
that roommate seems to be more of
43:59
a free spirit. air quotes, read
44:01
gay, the syllabler's like, absolutely
44:03
not, absolutely not, we're gonna
44:05
have you reassigned. And the girl
44:07
is like, no, no, no, no, no, it's
44:10
gonna be fine, I'm a grown up, I can, no, no,
44:12
no, no, no, no, please let me
44:14
live in the dorm with her. Yeah, she's like,
44:16
I'm a grown up, it'll be fine. And she's
44:18
like, okay, fine. And I do love that she
44:21
comes back to the room and the roommate's like,
44:23
I'm so sorry, how much did I freak your
44:25
mom out? And she's like, it's fine. Yeah,
44:27
don't worry, she's overprotective, it'll be fine, which
44:29
is true. She's like, wait till we have
44:31
sex in front of you. Oh, that happened
44:34
to me freshman year too. Okay, but like,
44:36
that happens a lot around this age, I
44:38
think. A hundred. Because I know people who
44:40
had sex around me. I also feel like
44:42
if it happened to me today, my reaction
44:44
would be wildly different. And like, at 18,
44:47
I was like, oh, and I was all
44:49
freaked out and it was like not good.
44:52
My reaction today would be, Buddy
44:54
just held up his camera phone. Yeah,
44:56
yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, mine would
44:59
be like, oh my God, have a good
45:01
time guys, I'm gonna go to Panera or
45:03
whatever, like goodbye, call me when you're done.
45:06
Or whatever. But yeah, I was
45:08
really weirded out when it happened to me.
45:10
Anyway, so she says goodbye to her mom
45:13
and her boyfriend. Comes back up, the roommate
45:15
is like, so your brother's cute, because he
45:17
does seem like a brother. That's the chemistry
45:19
they have is a very brother and
45:21
sisterly, which flies on Pornhub, but not in
45:24
real life. Another one
45:26
that flies on Pornhub also happens in this
45:28
movie and that is Two Step Brothers. Two
45:31
Step Brothers hanging out by the
45:33
pool. I hope that's one of
45:35
the sequels. This red, white
45:37
and royal blue in the middle of it. It's like
45:39
landed in a hardened fall in love or something. Here
45:41
for it. I
45:44
watch that. Anyway, she's like, oh, that's
45:46
my boyfriend. And her roommate is like, oh,
45:48
all right. Because of course the roommate is
45:50
not a freshman. And so the roommate is
45:52
like, T minus six weeks till they break
45:54
up, essentially. But I mean, that's like, that
45:56
is what happens. Did anyone stay with those
45:58
people? My sophomore year. and my junior year
46:01
broke up with the girlfriend I had at
46:03
that time because they were going to college.
46:05
It was a mutual thing. I said I
46:07
broke up with them. We split up because
46:09
it's not feasible. No. I casually went
46:11
on like a couple days with a dude towards
46:13
the end of high school and then I was
46:15
going away and he was not. Yeah. Like
46:18
we were just going to college in different places and it was like
46:20
we're not going to be in the same
46:22
place. Yeah. You become geographically undesirable and that's
46:24
like it's a thing. That's it. Anyway,
46:26
Mikey, did you have any stories of
46:29
people who came in dating and then
46:31
were immediately no longer dating? My
46:34
freshman roommate, who I'm still friends with,
46:37
followed his girlfriend to college. I mean like
46:39
he wasn't going to go to college because
46:41
then good. No. Or he
46:44
was just going to go to a
46:46
different school and then didn't. He is
46:48
from Nashville here. He followed his girlfriend,
46:50
Meg. Ooh. Name drop. To Mississippi State.
46:52
They broke up within 10 days. Oh
46:55
my God. It is so funny. What
46:57
strikes me about this conversation is that
46:59
like if I was living out the
47:01
elements of this movie at this age
47:04
that they are in the movie. You'd
47:06
be Noah. Yeah. If I was Noah's age
47:08
or like whatever. Like if I was 17 and
47:11
my girlfriend went to college and then like
47:13
cheated on me and was like the worst
47:15
person in the world and then someone decided
47:17
to write a best-selling book and movie about
47:19
it. I would be all up in my
47:22
feelings about it. Like I would have like
47:24
felt like these were really big things. Like
47:26
really big sad things. And now I just
47:28
like I'm like man there's no stakes in
47:30
this movie. Is it cheating if he never
47:32
touched her tummy? I mean technically yeah.
47:34
Technically it is. But I
47:37
that's what I'm saying. Like it's solo
47:39
stakes. She should at least call and
47:41
be like we're done. You're free. Yeah
47:44
be like hey I found a guy who will
47:46
touch me. How come you never rub my belly
47:48
button? Yeah. If you're going downtown Mikey
47:50
the tummy was just on the way. Oh
47:53
I know he was. And she was like
47:55
oh my god. I
47:58
boobed my body all around for you those. It
48:00
was like he got picked up by a
48:02
twist-off. Anyway, so roommate is like, hey,
48:04
come to a party with us. And
48:06
she's like, no, I'm very much a
48:09
student. And so she- And also
48:11
Yoda, like what happened? Yeah. So
48:14
straight are you? She dresses like a
48:16
Mormon preschool teacher. And
48:18
then she goes to Econ 101, where she
48:20
does meet Landon. Yes. Who will
48:22
be her friend basically as she goes. Because
48:24
the two of them show up early. And Paige,
48:27
if you don't think, if you don't know, that
48:29
he's gonna be a romantic rival in later movies,
48:31
you're insane. He has to be, right? He has to
48:34
be. He has to be. Because, and this is where
48:36
the pornhub of it all comes in. Okay, okay, okay,
48:38
okay. You know what I'm saying? Here's what I'm saying.
48:40
You know what I'm saying? I'm saying if you want,
48:42
the rest of these are hard R's, right?
48:44
Noah goes off in fucks. Not Noah, we're
48:46
now talking about a different theme. Not
48:48
Noah, Landon. Yeah. I think
48:51
Landon and Harden double team
48:53
her. What? Maybe
48:56
I've been watching too much from couple to threeple.
48:58
You definitely are. I think
49:01
so. But I'm thinking six
49:03
sequels in, we gotta get a sandwich
49:05
going, what's up? Is that what that's
49:07
called? Yo, ice cream sandwich me. I
49:09
mean, if what you're saying is true
49:11
and it is a one direction, I
49:13
think she's gonna hook up with all
49:15
of these people once per movie. Oh
49:17
my God. I think everyone gets their
49:19
own movie. This sounds terrible. I'm saying
49:21
it. Noah, this sounds
49:23
great. I'm back in. I really
49:25
do think that this whole series
49:28
is gonna be just like some
49:30
sad fans, like projection of
49:32
what it would be like to fall
49:35
in love with each member of One
49:37
Direction. Like I really do think that's
49:39
what it is, Paige. You seem excited.
49:41
Now I'm excited. I'm so excited.
49:43
But I also don't wanna sit through more
49:45
of these cause this was a slog, but
49:48
you know. I wish there was a second
49:50
snowstorm cause I would just buy high quality bourbon,
49:52
get blackout drunk and watch six of these movies
49:54
in a row. That
49:56
sounds amazing. Mikey, should we
49:58
watch all five of them? I'm in
50:00
Kansas City. I'm ready. No. No.
50:04
We just, you know, wrought our brains. Anyway,
50:06
but that's my theory on where the movies
50:08
go after this. And I think Landon is
50:10
obviously one of those characters, right? You said
50:12
that he was in the beginning, so that's
50:14
what I think is gonna happen. I have
50:16
done zero research on this, and people who
50:18
know and are listening are probably mad at
50:20
me right now, but... I'm looking it up
50:23
right the fuck now. If you... I
50:26
think it is different people
50:28
every time, maybe? No,
50:30
but they end up back together? Oh yeah,
50:32
because I think that's part of it, Paige.
50:35
I think no matter which one
50:37
you fall in love with, you always come
50:39
back to Harry Styles. You know what I'm
50:41
saying? Ask Olivia Wilde! The actor
50:43
who plays Landon changes. Three
50:46
and two movies in to this
50:48
movie. Good. What?
50:51
And also... Oh no, wait. Don't
50:53
spoil it. I might do one of these a month. Do
50:57
it! I mean, you're
50:59
not the only one that gets to pick
51:01
movies, Mikey, and we have no idea what
51:03
I've got on lock for next week. You're
51:05
such a fucking Noah. That's
51:08
some real Noah energy. By the way,
51:11
Noah's the only good person in this
51:13
movie. We don't know that except he's
51:15
like, oh girl! Well, okay. He a
51:17
little sheltered. He a little sheltered. But
51:19
like, he does treat her with respect.
51:21
Ah, so he's a bigot is what
51:23
you're saying. I mean, yeah, probably.
51:25
I mean, there's studies
51:27
that suggest that, but hopefully not. Not
51:29
all of them are. I heard Noah
51:31
voted for Trump, is all I'm saying.
51:34
He can't vote. He's
51:36
just now a senior. Anyway,
51:39
Econ 101. They get
51:41
there early because they're fucking nerds. She
51:43
happens to make friends with the guy
51:45
who's going to end up becoming the step-brother
51:48
of the dude she ends up living with
51:50
in this movie. Kinky. Like,
51:52
happen chance. That's who she sits next
51:54
to. Kinky! Anyway,
51:56
so they go to Econ. They're
51:58
friends now. She is struggling, she's
52:01
like going to the shower, which it's like usually
52:03
in the doors that might be the first time
52:05
you live in a communal shower environment. Yeah,
52:07
I mean, some of Blair does have some
52:09
real like, you're my only child energy, so
52:12
I do think she's an only child. Yes.
52:14
So that probably was the first time she'd
52:16
ever showered in a communal shower. But
52:18
and she drops her clothes. Yeah. So she
52:20
has to go back to her room wrapped
52:22
in her towel. Rookie mistake. Rookie mistake. And
52:25
as she closes her door, which
52:28
by the way, this dorm room
52:30
changes direction, layout, furniture
52:32
throughout the film. It
52:34
fully switches which side of the
52:37
building it's on at one point, Paige.
52:39
Yes! Bro, this is Hogwarts. I
52:41
thought you guys knew that from the beginning. The
52:44
staircase. You say that, and I
52:46
hate bringing up Harry Potter, but like
52:48
this kid, the guy who plays Harden,
52:50
played Tom Riddle in, like
52:52
young Tom Riddle, like Voldemort. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:55
He played Voldemort. If you think he's not
52:57
a villain, he played Voldemort. That is the
52:59
guy they have in this movie. He's terrible.
53:02
Look, if you think he's not a
53:04
gloomy sad boy with hot, hot tattoos,
53:06
he's a gloomy sad boy from Jump
53:08
Street. When we dig into his backstory more,
53:10
it's like a lot of like Panic! At
53:13
the Disco and My Chemical Romance, like slow
53:15
jammed out. Hey, I saw both those
53:17
bands live when I was
53:19
in college. No shit, Paige. So
53:21
did I. I know. Holy
53:23
save! The sophomore year is the year
53:25
we followed Fall Out Boy around. You know
53:27
what? We've all had adventures. We've all had
53:30
razor cut things. Anyway, she
53:32
closes her closet door, there's a mirror on the
53:34
back revealing that he's laying on her bed behind
53:36
her reading a book, just like hanging out because
53:38
he's friends with her roommate. Yeah, he like wandered
53:41
over to her side of the room, picked up a book,
53:43
and laid down on her bed and started reading. And she's
53:45
like, hey, do you mind like, I don't know, getting the
53:47
fuck out of my room, person who doesn't live here? And
53:50
he's like, oh, I'm British and I have tattoos
53:52
and I like reading books, fancy a
53:54
shag. Like, not that, but you get
53:56
it. It is very much that though. Like,
53:58
it's not that Paige. It's not
54:01
Jason Statham, but like...
54:04
If this was Jason Statham, that's what
54:06
it would have been. What has happened
54:08
to our society where books are so
54:10
counter-culture that you're part of the tattooed
54:12
British accent troubled some teens of like,
54:14
he's wearing a Ramon shirt later in
54:16
the movie. I'm like, what? He
54:19
has three different Ramon shirts, by the way. That's
54:21
his only punk shirt, it's Ramon shirts. She wears
54:23
them all. I know. Name
54:25
three songs. There's no Ramon songs
54:27
in this movie. Like, it is
54:29
like so performative that it feels
54:31
like they really don't know anything.
54:34
Wow, you're telling me the guy that dresses like that
54:36
and only reads Jane Austen is hiding
54:38
something? Exactly! And
54:40
then pretends to be a literature guy? Yeah, hiding
54:42
something. He's like, I
54:44
love literature and books, and I've only
54:47
read two, and they are withering heights
54:49
in Jane Austen, and I've based my
54:51
entire personality on them. That is
54:53
very much hard. In a very troubling
54:55
way, too. Oh, I mean, hold on.
54:57
That's all you need to do. Like
54:59
I watched two movies and I was like, wow,
55:01
movies are great as a concept. Like, you can
55:03
do that. You can read two books and be
55:05
like, novels are great. Okay. Let
55:08
me clarify. When I said he is like
55:10
a literature dude, I didn't mean like, he's
55:12
just a fan. I mean like, he's trying
55:14
to pass himself off as someone who's like,
55:16
learned and like, well-read and shit like that.
55:19
He's a real Mr. Darcy in
55:21
a real unfortunate way. Yeah. I
55:24
love Mr. Darcy because I feel like that
55:26
now rich landowner who is just too sarcastic
55:28
to people he means who are the opposite
55:30
sex. That's not, Darcy
55:33
is mean to people, by the
55:35
way. Like, he's not just sarcastic.
55:37
So am I. But I definitely
55:39
feel like Mikey has the capacity
55:41
to be casually inconsiderate. Sure. In
55:44
the sense that like, he doesn't realize he's doing
55:46
it. It's not malicious. Um, friends, I am a
55:48
counselor for a living. You got to pay for
55:50
it. For you to
55:53
be considerate? I do love that Mikey is
55:55
like, guys, I have to be nice at
55:57
work. So fuck all of y'all. be
56:00
a nice anymore outside of work. The only
56:02
reason I went into a helping profession is
56:04
that on my off time I could be
56:06
an asshole and not feel guilty about it.
56:08
Hashtag high road. I know
56:10
your name Mikey. People out there, young people,
56:13
young men, we need you in the social
56:15
work field. We do too. Can high road
56:17
the fuck out of people and arguments? Please
56:20
dedicate your life to a
56:22
field that is unfortunately underpaid
56:25
just so you can high road people at social
56:27
events. You can't put a price on that. You
56:29
can't. You also can't eat on that
56:32
so seek out other employment
56:34
opportunities. You heard it here,
56:36
Todd wants to eat off
56:38
young social work male students.
56:41
Only if they have cum gutter tattoos. That's how
56:43
you know where to put the food. The gravy
56:45
doesn't spill. You know what I
56:47
like to eat on? Faster meals.
56:50
Faster! Faster! You
56:52
didn't even know what was gonna happen Paige. First
56:56
time you've witnessed one, louder than person. We're
57:00
not doing a factor red by the way. In
57:03
two minutes they're hot and ready
57:05
for you. Why isn't there one for
57:07
this episode? I don't know
57:10
man. I mean maybe. I don't know which
57:12
I can't tell you exactly which ones they
57:14
have buys in but yeah Paige we did
57:16
10 to 15 ads. I
57:18
know though the wine on the most
57:20
recent episode is actually really funny. Paige
57:22
they get worse. They get progressively more
57:25
insane. They get more on
57:27
his as we go. I don't know what happened
57:29
to us. Mikey and I were just waiting for
57:31
you to record because you were running late one
57:33
day because you've had some work drama so we
57:35
just like I was like let's hop on and
57:37
record some ads and things got weird. Anyway
57:39
let's get back into this movie. Let's
57:42
get down to business.
57:44
So she's like can
57:46
you leave so I can get dressed and her roommate's
57:48
like oh that's my friend and she's like cool can
57:50
you ask your friend to leave so I can get
57:52
dressed and she's like no you're going
57:55
out with us tonight so like he leaves.
57:57
Okay I have to talk about this. The
57:59
Great Gatsby. Let's talk about it. Oh, I
58:01
don't give a shit about whatever performative bullshit. They're
58:03
saying here cuz none of it's true Great makes
58:05
sense. It's dumb. I'm sure yeah, I'm sure what
58:08
they say to you right here It's super important
58:10
to the plot and like it comes back at
58:12
the end or whatever Not really
58:14
it don't like I mean like the end
58:16
of the series page like this is set up
58:18
for like forever from now and Listeners are probably
58:21
like who have read the book or like no,
58:23
it's super important The thing is I didn't care
58:25
like I just did care at this point about
58:27
them really like why should I they don't I
58:30
don't know? Like they've met once but like when
58:32
he leaves he doesn't close the
58:34
door No, and then she turns to
58:36
change and it bothered me
58:39
that nobody closed the door before she
58:42
She was like, hey, would you mind leaving leave
58:45
that door open on the way out? Yeah
58:47
Yeah, I like a good breeze
58:49
and whatever. I am my way.
58:51
Yeah the minute you I
58:56
Could see you were a
58:58
man of distinction a Jane
59:02
Reader good Cat
59:05
it all up. See wouldn't
59:07
you like to see me walking
59:09
around in the bus anyway? She's
59:12
in a cafe the next day. I Love
59:15
how hard Mikey tuned out while we
59:17
played right there. That was fun. That's
59:20
right. That's right And she's like
59:22
looking I'm like, oh coffee And
59:24
then her roommate is like you're going like Fox
59:26
the library fuck out you're going to a party
59:28
tonight She's like, okay. I need to pick out
59:31
a party outfit. She picks out conservatively a dress
59:33
you would wear to a wedding Like
59:35
as a guest, I love that. She shows
59:37
up in her best Mormon
59:39
I'm teaching Sunday school dress
59:42
to this party. It's the wards
59:44
dress up party She's like I have a
59:46
meeting with the bishop I
59:49
brought two jello salad. I Brought
59:52
jello salad shots and funeral
59:54
potatoes. Those are delicious. I
59:56
fuck with that. I made some kick-ass funeral
59:58
potatoes the other day I fucking nailed
1:00:00
it. Put me in the grave, baby! But her
1:00:02
friend, her roommate is like, you can't, don't
1:00:04
wear that. Wear something and she's like, I thought
1:00:07
you wanted me to be me. And she's like,
1:00:09
okay, it's cute, let's do it. She like
1:00:11
accepts whatever she's gonna wear. What
1:00:13
if you could be you but sluttier? Well
1:00:15
that's what her friend's saying, yeah.
1:00:17
That's my affirmation that I say
1:00:19
in the morning. What, be
1:00:21
you but sluttier? Yeah. Is that
1:00:24
when you put on your nipple pasties for the day? No, I
1:00:26
don't cover anything else. Mikey,
1:00:29
that's a strange thing for a man
1:00:31
in a shirt to say. You're covered
1:00:34
up, you're wearing clothes. Pasties are just
1:00:36
closer and less material than a shirt.
1:00:38
They're just smaller clothes that are
1:00:41
also stickers. Exactly. Smaller nothing, baby.
1:00:43
I'm fully clothed or not. I
1:00:47
mean, that is kind of the binary
1:00:49
of how clothes work. If
1:00:52
you bottom line everything, fact. I don't want
1:00:54
to take stickers off my nipples. I'm
1:00:56
either wearing clothes or I'm not wearing
1:00:58
clothes. So wait, if you boil it down
1:01:01
that much, Paige, what he's saying is if
1:01:03
he's wearing clothes, he's wearing pasties. There you
1:01:05
go. There you go. That's what I heard.
1:01:07
No, I'm not wearing pasties. I've got hair
1:01:09
on my nipples. What? He's showing us his
1:01:11
nipple. What is happening? I didn't
1:01:13
realize that all we had to do to get
1:01:16
Mikey to show us his nipple was to like
1:01:18
accuse him of wearing a pastie. I
1:01:20
bet you're wearing one of those weird socks too
1:01:22
that make people wear during sex scenes. A sock
1:01:24
for your dick. Yeah, I bet. That's
1:01:26
what I bet you can like a
1:01:28
red hot chili pepper thing. You wear
1:01:30
thongs. I'm not going to fall for
1:01:32
this. That's big Noah energy there. Oh,
1:01:38
God. Anyway, her entire closet looks like she could
1:01:40
pair it with Ugg boots. So she
1:01:42
picks out this red dress. She
1:01:44
is out of place at this party instantly. She should
1:01:46
have just worn jeans and a t-shirt. She would have
1:01:49
looked more in place. But we
1:01:51
go and she drinks under peer
1:01:53
pressure. And because at this
1:01:55
point I was like, is this an after school
1:01:57
special? She only takes one shot like she does.
1:02:00
Yeah, just one. I guess caved at peer
1:02:02
pressure pressure, but I do think she's like
1:02:04
still got it together like she's not drunk
1:02:07
She certainly isn't like losing her mind like
1:02:09
some of layer things. You know like yeah,
1:02:11
yeah, yeah It's it's really good, but and they play truth
1:02:13
or dare and through this game of truth or dare They
1:02:17
established that she is probably a virgin which hey is
1:02:19
her own business and she shouldn't be made fun of
1:02:21
for that You know who else was a virgin
1:02:23
when they went to college this guy
1:02:25
All three of us. Mary. All three.
1:02:30
Did you say Mary? Who is Mary?
1:02:34
The mother of Christ Except
1:02:37
that she definitely had Jesus when she was
1:02:39
like 13 or 14 years old Which
1:02:42
makes it even funnier because depending on what you
1:02:44
have that second kid, you know They're like
1:02:46
truth or dare is the guy ever touched you
1:02:48
below your breastbone and she's like awwww
1:02:51
no No,
1:02:54
nothing good happens after midnight And I
1:02:56
never wear anything that reveals lower than
1:02:58
my collarbone when it comes to torso.
1:03:00
I say no sir Not
1:03:03
norso Alright
1:03:07
I'll see you guys in 20 minutes It's
1:03:12
just the good-natured chaos we need during
1:03:14
this movie. This is late night
1:03:17
energies I cried too
1:03:19
much this week. So this is good So
1:03:22
they then dare her to make
1:03:24
out with Harden aka Harry Styles
1:03:28
And he's like now he does ask for consent. He's
1:03:30
like do you want to do this? And she's like
1:03:32
I'm done playing this game I leave she
1:03:34
walks out and calls her boyfriend and she's like hey
1:03:36
and he's like are you drinking? How
1:03:38
dare you be drinking? She's like I have one
1:03:40
drink and he's like I can't Although
1:03:44
she had literally not even a drink. It was
1:03:46
like a sip. She had us like a what
1:03:48
one shot One shot she swigged
1:03:51
it. Yeah. Yeah, but like she's not
1:03:53
drunk and I don't understand why she
1:03:55
isn't just like yeah I'm sorry. I
1:03:57
went with my roommate cuz she dragged me to
1:03:59
it but I hated it, I'm leaving,
1:04:01
let's talk all night." Like it was insane
1:04:03
to me that she went back into the
1:04:05
party. Noah's like, oh, I've never even drank
1:04:08
mouthwash cause I gotta keep my mouth pure.
1:04:10
Like, fuck the fuck off the phone, Noah.
1:04:13
I don't know why she didn't say
1:04:15
to Noah, I'm at fucking college, get
1:04:17
off my fucking back nerd and then
1:04:20
hang up. And this is
1:04:22
why when I was in that situation
1:04:24
in high school, both times we just
1:04:26
broke up because absolutely things are not
1:04:28
gonna work out. I
1:04:30
mean, if you were able to make it work,
1:04:32
awesome. Good for you, Congrats. It's just so rare.
1:04:35
Mazzle, but yeah, anyway, and I'm like, this
1:04:37
call is insane. This is so crazy. But
1:04:39
then she goes back into the house and
1:04:41
goes upstairs. And I was like, this girl
1:04:44
don't know how parties work cause upstairs is
1:04:46
where the fucking happens. So like, if you
1:04:48
ain't trying to get into some business, you
1:04:50
stay in on the ground floor. But so
1:04:52
she walks into a room that is
1:04:54
very clearly Hardin's room as
1:04:57
evidenced by the giant Union Jack
1:04:59
flag and all of the sad boy
1:05:01
books. And she's like, oh, Wuthering Heights.
1:05:03
And he's got like post-it notes in it. And
1:05:06
I don't know if that's just so he
1:05:08
could like post-it note all the places where
1:05:10
Heathcliff was a fucking monster. And then he
1:05:12
could be like, I'ma do that. I
1:05:14
don't know. Yeah, fuck Heathcliff.
1:05:16
He's a Garfield rip off.
1:05:19
He honestly is pretty terrible
1:05:22
at Wuthering Heights. Like
1:05:24
he's very much like an anti-hero figure.
1:05:26
Like he's not a good guy. I
1:05:28
have learned this about romantic partners. Tell
1:05:32
me everything you've learned guru my
1:05:34
people. Single person. If
1:05:36
you're with someone and their favorite romantic
1:05:38
book is Wuthering Heights, get the fuck
1:05:40
out of there. I
1:05:43
do wish people would stop holding it up
1:05:45
as a romantic paragon because it is a
1:05:48
very toxic relationship. I'm not saying it's a
1:05:50
bad book. I'm just saying, if you're like,
1:05:52
this is the kind of relationship I'm looking
1:05:54
for. I have concerns and questions. Same. Modern
1:05:57
day. If you were reading it at the time,
1:05:59
hey. Whatever it was old times, but
1:06:01
now I'm like like oh he
1:06:04
didn't kidnap her. This is so sweet Oh
1:06:07
god anyway, so he comes in and she's like are
1:06:09
you drunk and he's like no I
1:06:11
don't drink which we will find out why except
1:06:13
that he definitely does drink it happens a handful
1:06:15
of times Yeah, but we also know he's
1:06:17
a liar so yeah, yeah But
1:06:21
anyway he quotes from the book
1:06:23
and she's just like and
1:06:26
I'm like hey Just my experience.
1:06:28
I'm not saying this isn't all the time
1:06:30
kind of thing But if a dude walked
1:06:32
up to me and quoted weathering Heights I'd
1:06:34
be like is your boyfriend an English professor
1:06:36
because that's what I would assume Was
1:06:39
happening. I'm not always right. I'm not
1:06:41
saying that that is a like
1:06:44
exact but in this situation I'd have questions
1:06:46
anyway He quotes weathering Heights But this
1:06:48
is a thing that like a teenage girl would think
1:06:50
is romantic and we would be like red flag exactly
1:06:53
Surprise you don't love this guy page. Let me
1:06:56
tell you why why I think Paige at this
1:06:58
age would have loved this guy Oh, yeah
1:07:00
at this age. I would have been down he
1:07:02
looks and acts like a
1:07:05
street magician Like
1:07:09
he's right It's
1:07:11
not but he does have the cards on
1:07:13
his finger He's
1:07:16
got those card bangers. There's a
1:07:18
big trench coat I can make
1:07:21
these cards disappear Oh,
1:07:24
it just reminds me. Oh, isn't it? What's
1:07:26
your number where the guy pulls a bunch
1:07:28
of quarters out of her? Funny
1:07:31
it's kegs Yeah, I I
1:07:33
don't like magicians. This is something you have made
1:07:35
up. It is fake news From
1:07:38
the lamestream media aka Todd
1:07:40
and Mikey you thought a lot like
1:07:42
Trump right now I was gonna say it people
1:07:45
are talking people are talking about how much you
1:07:47
love Chris Angel
1:07:49
people are saying paid love Street
1:07:51
magician. We call her magic page.
1:07:53
They talk about the toilets the toilets They
1:07:55
aren't they aren't swirling the same way. They're
1:07:57
not swirling as hard. They say Street magicians
1:08:00
out here lying for the liberal agenda. They're
1:08:03
floating on woke in the street. Yeah, this
1:08:05
would only happen in Biden's America. People
1:08:08
are calling her wizardly Wesley. Wizardly
1:08:11
Wesley loves the magicians. That
1:08:13
almost broke my chair. That was
1:08:15
my Trump impression. I never done
1:08:17
it before. Honestly, Mikey, I'm impressed.
1:08:19
You're that great. Wizardly
1:08:22
Wesley. But it did
1:08:24
sound a little bit of the wickedly
1:08:27
talented Adele Dazeem. Like,
1:08:29
a little off. Oh
1:08:32
my God. Anyway, he quotes from the book. It was like,
1:08:34
do you want to make out now? But
1:08:36
I could not concentrate in this scene. And
1:08:39
I can't figure out, Todd, help me out
1:08:41
here. If it was the color mix on
1:08:43
the color correcting was terrible. Or
1:08:45
if they put the wrong color
1:08:47
foundation on his face to cover
1:08:50
his five o'clock shadow. Because
1:08:52
it very much looks like they tried to
1:08:54
beard cover with yellow. And
1:08:56
you have to beard cover with orange
1:08:58
because if you have dark hair, there's
1:09:00
enough blue tone in your hair that
1:09:03
the orange counteracts it. And then when
1:09:05
you foundation over it, it neutralizes that
1:09:07
color. But if you try to cover
1:09:09
in yellow, that neutralization doesn't happen. And
1:09:12
your face will shade yellow, especially if
1:09:14
you set with banana powder, as opposed
1:09:16
to either a neutral translucent or pink
1:09:18
toned powder. And so I was like,
1:09:20
did they just not know how to
1:09:23
do it? His face is full yellow.
1:09:25
He looks like that guy in Sin
1:09:27
City. What is happening? Yeah, I'm
1:09:29
assuming the color correction is fine and it's
1:09:31
just the makeup because whoever did makeup for this
1:09:34
hadn't ever seen Drag Race. Because what
1:09:36
you just described is like you see them doing exactly
1:09:38
that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's
1:09:40
also how you cover tattoos because most black
1:09:42
tattoo inks use blue. So you cover orange.
1:09:45
Yeah. But anyway, so she looks fine
1:09:47
in this scene. So I don't think it was the color,
1:09:49
but I did see it. He does look like he's about
1:09:51
to throw up. Yeah. He looks
1:09:53
like quickly. Yeah. Bye.
1:09:57
I mean, they do get close. Like they're trying to
1:09:59
build that chemistry. Let's see what you're doing. Look,
1:10:01
there's a whole lot of Bridgerton season two
1:10:03
going on in this where it's a lot
1:10:05
of just like close breathing and like if
1:10:07
I can't have you, oh my god, you
1:10:10
know, whatever. So she goes
1:10:12
back to her dorm and she's texting her boyfriend and
1:10:14
he's like, I'm sorry, I'm just doing what I think
1:10:16
is best for you. And I almost want to be
1:10:18
like, shut up, teenager. I know. I
1:10:21
decide what's best for me. He texts
1:10:24
or called her mother. Oh my god.
1:10:26
I told on her to her mom.
1:10:28
She is an adult who was at
1:10:30
college. Yeah. I can't believe
1:10:33
Noah did not have sex with her. I
1:10:37
don't think Noah was into it like
1:10:39
that. Bro, if you tattle on me, I'm
1:10:41
cheating on you. Okay. I think
1:10:43
there's a better way to handle that on
1:10:45
both sides. No, a breakup would be too
1:10:48
clean. How did she like, this is what
1:10:50
rats get. I mean, you're
1:10:52
right. She is a villain in
1:10:54
this movie. So like she does
1:10:57
plan out the worst revenge for
1:10:59
Noah snitching on her. So Noah,
1:11:01
he snitch snitches. It's
1:11:04
not snitches get snatches. Snitches
1:11:06
get stitches, my friend. Like put yourself in
1:11:08
the shoes here. Of a snitch, never. Your
1:11:11
high school boyfriend just got mad at
1:11:13
you. He called your mom at like
1:11:15
10 30 at night and be like,
1:11:17
she's having a drink right now at
1:11:20
college. I would literally text back and
1:11:22
be like, shut up bitch. We're done.
1:11:25
Like, what are we fucking doing?
1:11:27
You're in high school. I'm
1:11:30
in college now. I realize I've only
1:11:32
been at this level of free
1:11:34
for days, but this is not
1:11:36
gonna work. Yeah, bitch. Like
1:11:38
that's what I would have text back. I also feel like
1:11:40
my mom or dad would have texted back.
1:11:43
I'm miles away and there's nothing I can do about
1:11:45
it. I'm just gonna have to trust that I raised
1:11:47
her to not be dumb. Well, I mean, but
1:11:49
your parents are like normal and
1:11:51
will adjust it. They don't show
1:11:53
up at their college daughter's dorm
1:11:55
unannounced and unplanned. What the
1:11:57
fuck mom? When we get to that. I
1:12:00
have thoughts. I have thoughts when we
1:12:02
get there. Anyway. Insane. Hello Todd, it's
1:12:04
Mikey. Hello Mikey, it's Todd. I
1:12:07
need to tell you something. Mikey, it's
1:12:09
fine. You'll be a great dad.
1:12:11
That's we're gonna table that. But
1:12:14
on that table is a delicious
1:12:16
factor meal. Yes! What a transition!
1:12:20
Oh my god, guys, this actually
1:12:22
is a factor ad. That was
1:12:24
amazing, Mikey. Mikey here for factor
1:12:26
meals, overmanned to the pod. Heck
1:12:28
yeah! We're gonna table it. Delicious.
1:12:31
Already fresh made meals, never frozen.
1:12:33
It takes two months to warm
1:12:35
up, just like Mikey does. I
1:12:37
have a busy schedule. I work
1:12:39
all day. I have fun too
1:12:41
much. I also work at night.
1:12:43
I also have too much fun, and
1:12:46
I have a problem
1:12:48
with words. Yeah, words is one.
1:12:52
Ordering out is another one. Same.
1:12:54
I ordered out tonight. Yes. I
1:12:56
literally got, let's just say a
1:12:58
factor equivalent meal for Natalie and I,
1:13:00
and it was like $48. What
1:13:03
it could have been, way less
1:13:05
with Factor. Yeah. And I struggle
1:13:07
with proportions. And Factor comes pre-proportioned,
1:13:09
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1:13:11
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1:13:13
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1:13:15
especially when I was working a
1:13:17
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1:13:19
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1:13:21
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1:14:21
we cut to class the next day because she's in
1:14:23
an English class because originally she was econned to make
1:14:25
money but she's eventually going to end up being an
1:14:27
English major because this is definitely a rip off of
1:14:29
Fifty Shades in some way. Anyway,
1:14:32
so. They're all rip offs of each other.
1:14:34
Of each other. Yeah. And
1:14:36
because this is an English class in a movie
1:14:39
that only knows two books, it's
1:14:41
like of course day one Jane Austen
1:14:43
and I'm like Jane Austen is typically
1:14:45
not what you're reading in college. Usually
1:14:47
you would have read that already in
1:14:49
like high school unless it's specifically like
1:14:51
a class on that genre of literature
1:14:53
but then you're probably not reading, you're
1:14:56
probably not reading Pride and Prejudice, you're
1:14:58
probably reading other ones but. I got
1:15:00
the vibe that they were just debating
1:15:02
because this is a first day. I
1:15:04
thought she asked who would read it.
1:15:06
Yeah. Who would read Pride and
1:15:08
Prejudice because like everyone should have fucking read it by
1:15:10
now, you know? And then they talk
1:15:13
about it and then she's like that's why we
1:15:15
like literature or whatever. Like I don't know. Yeah,
1:15:17
it's very vague. It was a terrible class. Yeah,
1:15:19
whatever. I will say that like I had a
1:15:21
discussion like this with another girl in class when
1:15:24
we did Jane Eyre because I was like, they're
1:15:26
trash. They're all trash. I hate them. She deserves
1:15:28
what she gets. And they're like, this is a
1:15:31
take on modern. I'm like, no, this is wild.
1:15:33
I mean, I feel like Jane Eyre is
1:15:35
troubling in many ways but
1:15:37
also there's a part of me that's
1:15:39
like he kept his wife in the
1:15:42
attic, juicy, like let's talk about it
1:15:44
but you know, most people don't want
1:15:46
to read them that way. Anyway, I mean this
1:15:49
movie was just like English class, English class, English
1:15:51
class, debate, debate, debate that doesn't really make sense
1:15:53
within the story. And by that I mean the
1:15:55
story of Pride and Prejudice. Neither of them are
1:15:57
right. I was like, this debate
1:15:59
is weird. I know! And that's why I was
1:16:01
like, there's no stakes to this. I don't
1:16:03
think this person read this. Yeah. Yeah.
1:16:05
Yeah. Both
1:16:07
of these people asked chat GPT, give
1:16:10
me some talking points about Jane Eyre,
1:16:12
so I don't sound like a fucking
1:16:14
moron in my lick-clack. Or it's Pride
1:16:16
and Prejudice by Jane Eyre. Sorry, sorry
1:16:18
Pride and Prejudice, yeah. In this whole
1:16:20
film, I saw no character show either
1:16:22
the characteristic of pride or prejudice. Or
1:16:24
prejudice. I hope this
1:16:26
feedback finds you well. Mr. Darcy's
1:16:28
a dude. Where are my last emails?
1:16:30
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you guys read
1:16:33
freshman year of college? Moby
1:16:35
Dick. You guys read Moby Dick?
1:16:37
He was like, these chapters are more just
1:16:39
like, detailed about how to do whaling,
1:16:41
so skip these. And then I ended
1:16:44
up actually, I thought, this is gonna
1:16:46
be awful. And I actually really enjoyed
1:16:48
reading Moby Dick. And I wrote a
1:16:50
30-page paper comparing it to an ancient religion.
1:16:52
And it was like, really, the
1:16:55
professor was like, this is in no way true, but you
1:16:57
made some good points. I
1:16:59
read a bunch of papers like that and had
1:17:01
some very kind professors that were more or less
1:17:04
just like, be, swing and admit, but I appreciate
1:17:06
the swing. It was like that vibe. He was
1:17:08
encouraging it, so I think he was kind of
1:17:10
bored. He's like, I want you to like, I
1:17:12
don't care if it's real. I don't care, like
1:17:14
if you can logically argue your point about how
1:17:16
this relates to Moby Dick, I hear what I
1:17:18
was like, I'm gonna do this. He's like, have
1:17:20
you never heard the Patreonical, sir? I
1:17:23
was like, the title of the
1:17:25
paper was Moby Dick as an
1:17:27
allegory for Zoroastriologism or whatever. Zoroastrianism?
1:17:30
Interesting. I don't see the connection,
1:17:32
but okay. Well, I have
1:17:34
some literature for you. We
1:17:37
had to read the Oedipus Cycle. So
1:17:40
Antigone, Oedipus Rex, and Oedipus at Colonus.
1:17:43
So I wrote a paper on how Antigone, her
1:17:45
brother, might be in an incestuous relationship, and I
1:17:48
got an A. That's
1:17:50
because you're smart, Paige. Way to brag. I mean...
1:17:52
What? Yeah, I was not
1:17:55
in the Jane Austen classes. Anyway, they
1:17:57
get in an argument very much like a
1:17:59
Jane Austen film. Where it's just like
1:18:01
you antagonize me, you vex me.
1:18:03
Oh no, we're clearly in love.
1:18:05
Unrequited love. Yeah. Love
1:18:08
setting up people for toxic
1:18:10
relationships forever. Yes? You could
1:18:12
tell that girl hasn't had her upper lip touched by a man.
1:18:15
She's never had her torso fondled. Ha
1:18:17
ha ha. I do think it's the first
1:18:19
time someone touched her south of the belly
1:18:22
button at all in this in this movie.
1:18:24
Like, it seems like she like lost her
1:18:26
mind when he did it. Like, it is,
1:18:28
it does seem like she evacuated her drawers
1:18:31
when he just like caressed her stomach
1:18:33
lower than this, like lower than her
1:18:35
belly button. Do you remember when
1:18:38
Ginger Minj on like her first season of
1:18:40
Drag Race, I forget who it was, but
1:18:42
some guy walks in to choreograph something for
1:18:44
them and she goes, ah damn, they're flooding
1:18:47
my basement. And ha ha ha. Yeah, yeah,
1:18:49
yeah. Oh, that's one of my favorites. Anyway,
1:18:51
they argue, argue, argue, bicker. And she's just
1:18:53
like, you're so arrogant. And he leaves. Meanwhile,
1:18:56
Landon is like, yeah, that guy's basically my
1:18:58
step brother, which is going to be kinky
1:19:00
later. But for right now, it's just information
1:19:02
that you need to know. But he like
1:19:04
hates Landon. Like Harden does
1:19:07
not like Landon for what I
1:19:09
think are terrible reasons. Racism?
1:19:12
Oh no, I thought it was because he doesn't like that
1:19:15
his dad is remarrying. Like he,
1:19:17
like an angsty 12 year
1:19:20
old, like you can't get remarried. I
1:19:22
mean, this sounds terrible. I don't get his
1:19:24
anger about being remarried at all. That doesn't
1:19:26
make sense to me. So you think he's
1:19:28
a racist? Potentially. I mean, it could read
1:19:31
that way. What does make sense
1:19:33
to me is him being angry at
1:19:35
his dad for treating his
1:19:37
mom very badly. Yeah, I agree with
1:19:39
that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, changing
1:19:41
his life and creating this
1:19:43
new family and I could see how he might
1:19:46
resent that family. It's not fair to
1:19:48
put that on them, but I understand where that comes
1:19:50
from. But this whole like, I can't believe he's getting
1:19:52
remarried. I was like, this lady had nothing to do
1:19:54
about it and she seems nice. She is nice. Well,
1:19:56
he goes into it a little bit like the dad I grew up
1:19:58
in was a drunk and I was. like was he like
1:20:00
sober now and like yeah he has a new
1:20:03
life and like I mean it does seem like
1:20:05
he is in some stage of recovery I don't
1:20:07
know if he drinks occasionally or whatever but he
1:20:09
doesn't seem to be an alcoholic in this movie
1:20:11
well that's all like do you want him to
1:20:13
be drunk now no I think what he
1:20:15
wants because he does mention it he says if you
1:20:18
knew the squalor my mother lives in
1:20:20
in London so I think his dad is
1:20:22
very rich very affluent is not helping his
1:20:24
mom out at all even though he treated
1:20:26
her bad he I think he feels like
1:20:28
he owes his mom sure sure and has
1:20:30
left his mom in worse circumstances I think
1:20:33
that that is true I also think
1:20:35
that this dude's made of money like
1:20:37
he is pretty affluent so when he
1:20:39
says when you if you saw the
1:20:41
squalor my mom lives in I'm sure
1:20:43
she lives in a very nice place
1:20:45
I'm sure it's fine or or
1:20:47
she doesn't and that is why he's
1:20:50
mad like I do understand if that
1:20:52
is real and she is struggling I
1:20:54
can understand being mad at that sure
1:20:57
but like I don't think this guy knows
1:20:59
what squalor is is my point well then
1:21:01
he's he's kind of a dick for deciding
1:21:03
to live with his dad well no
1:21:05
I mean because he does talk about them living
1:21:08
in a small apartment when he was growing up
1:21:10
and that's the guys came home from the bar
1:21:12
and hit his mom so I think it's very
1:21:14
possible that they were poor and his mom is
1:21:16
still poor did they just like hit
1:21:18
the lottery like no I think his
1:21:20
dad probably hit tenure and became the chancellor
1:21:23
of a school okay all right and probably
1:21:26
after the drinking like I'm I'm sure
1:21:28
his dad probably got sober yeah and
1:21:30
then ascended in his career and that's
1:21:32
where the gap came all right which
1:21:34
happens a lot yeah okay but his
1:21:36
mom's British right yes his mom is in London
1:21:38
his mom would have to be British because his dad
1:21:41
is not we don't meet her right we don't meet
1:21:43
her or he's just got a crazy accent we don't
1:21:45
meet her okay so that's a possibility page
1:21:47
cuz yeah we don't meet her no but she
1:21:49
is in London he says that she's in London
1:21:51
his dad is very American yeah
1:21:53
his dad's like Chicago American his
1:21:56
dad is Peter Gallagher I know he was
1:21:58
in sleep on the Seattle page No,
1:22:00
he was in while you were sleeping. While you were sleeping,
1:22:02
but also the OC. Anyway, so
1:22:04
we get a little bit of a montage
1:22:06
of her going with her roommate, for her
1:22:09
roommate to get a tattoo from that creepy
1:22:11
townie that hangs out everywhere. What's up, I'm
1:22:13
Mikey. Hey, I'm Jace, I'm definitely not 40.
1:22:15
You wanna hang out? Do you wanna drink?
1:22:18
I shaved my neck beard into flames. What's
1:22:20
up? The only time we see him is like
1:22:22
when it's a bad thing, like, that he shows
1:22:24
up. Like, he's never a good, like, character in
1:22:26
the scene. Yeah. Later in the movie, he
1:22:28
just, like, steals Hardin's car and she
1:22:31
has to, like, get information
1:22:33
out of him. From inside it.
1:22:35
It doesn't make any sense. He's
1:22:37
wifey-ery, as in why is he in
1:22:39
this movie? Yeah. Wait, is he
1:22:42
a stand-in for one of the
1:22:44
Jonas's? Jonas Brothers? No, it's One
1:22:46
Direction. They're all the same page,
1:22:48
I don't fucking know. They're not.
1:22:50
So, Hardin and then Zed, and I don't
1:22:52
think we met Zed in this movie, so
1:22:55
that must be later? No,
1:22:57
we definitely met Zed in this movie. Who
1:22:59
was Zed? Oh, was Zed, like, the friend?
1:23:01
Yeah, he was one of the friends. Okay.
1:23:03
And then Landon is Liam, and then Nate.
1:23:06
Who was Nate? Did he mean Noah? Look,
1:23:08
I don't know characters' names on a good
1:23:10
day. And then Logan. I don't remember
1:23:12
a Logan either, so I feel like
1:23:14
this list must be for multiple films.
1:23:17
I'm telling you, I think she hooks up with a different guy
1:23:19
in her film. That's what I want to happen. I want
1:23:21
that! Mike, same! I want that for her.
1:23:23
I want it to be this
1:23:25
lady whose name I don't care to
1:23:27
remember. I want this to be her,
1:23:29
like, just running through all of One
1:23:32
Direction. Wait, what's her name? Tessa.
1:23:34
Tessa is her name. Tessa is her
1:23:36
name, and Sexton is her name. It's
1:23:39
not. She's really been touched on the stomach.
1:23:42
Although, maybe the later ones were hard Rs,
1:23:44
so maybe they do get into all that.
1:23:47
I hope so. We've been talking for two hours,
1:23:49
and we haven't even gotten to the part where
1:23:51
he touches her stomach and she doesn't- woohoo! Like,
1:23:53
the Phil's very doughboy. I know! We have to
1:23:56
keep moving! Anyway, so, she runs into him at
1:23:58
the coffee shop, and he's like- I
1:24:00
can't stop seeing you and he's like maybe we can
1:24:02
reset his friends and she's just like fine. All right
1:24:04
fine He's like cuz your friends are my friends, you
1:24:06
know, he's like I want to show you something But
1:24:09
it's a place so she gets in
1:24:11
a car and goes with him to a
1:24:13
second location without Informing anyone where she is
1:24:15
or dropping a pin or anything and she
1:24:17
may as well be dead in that trunk
1:24:20
statistically Yeah, you never do this ever
1:24:22
never follow a tattooed gloom boy to
1:24:24
a second location That's
1:24:26
how you get Jennifer's bodied or herpes
1:24:33
Honestly one of those things it's
1:24:35
never anything else and it's like a 33% chance
1:24:38
it's gonna happen to you Are you just
1:24:40
hook up at a lake? Come on guys
1:24:42
I mean clearly when he said I want
1:24:44
to show you something and she says okay,
1:24:46
and he's like no it's a place I
1:24:48
was like he wants to show you pound
1:24:50
town Town Funny
1:24:53
thing about my water in whole
1:24:56
it's my penis But he's alone
1:24:58
and I can take you out to the
1:25:00
woods Oh, I can
1:25:02
kill you in pound town like murder
1:25:06
Yeah he does just like strip
1:25:09
down to his boxers and jump in the
1:25:11
water and like Cokes her into putting his
1:25:13
shirt on and jumping into which hey
1:25:15
wearing your significant others clothes very sexy
1:25:17
I mean, yeah, and when he was like, I think
1:25:19
I like it on you more I was like I've
1:25:21
always said that when that at least wearing my stuff.
1:25:23
Yeah, I'm like man you make that shirt work way
1:25:25
better than me Anyway,
1:25:28
she does jump into the water or
1:25:30
rather she goes to lower herself into
1:25:32
the water and he like care like
1:25:34
cradles her down into It which like
1:25:36
they're basically dry humping but what humping
1:25:38
like because nothing water Like
1:25:42
this seems like morning friends I was like bro, it's
1:25:44
not being friends when you took the clothes off or when
1:25:46
you got in his car to go to a second location
1:25:49
That's what it's not being friends. I don't think
1:25:51
this is friendly, but I'm gonna take my
1:25:53
dress off my baptism dress White
1:25:56
eyelid lace a lot if it
1:25:59
was pastel it would be a
1:26:01
keep sweet dress. It's like that vibe.
1:26:03
Well, no, it looks like a Catholic communion dress. Yeah,
1:26:07
okay, yeah. But it looks like, yeah, it's woo
1:26:09
hoo. But I mean, all this time when she
1:26:11
is literally wearing another man's shirt in
1:26:14
this pond or whatever they're in
1:26:16
and making out with Harden, she's
1:26:18
still technically dating Noah. 100%, and
1:26:20
honestly, hot. Oh
1:26:22
my God, just break up with
1:26:24
him. Oh, for sure. No, I'm not
1:26:27
saying it's hot that she's cheating. I'm saying
1:26:29
it's hot to be in a body of
1:26:31
water pressed up against that guy's other body,
1:26:33
wet body. Yeah, it's hot, Todd. Also, she's
1:26:35
dating Napoleon Dynamite. Get rid of him.
1:26:39
I mean, I'm the one saying she should break up
1:26:42
with him. He would never leave her alone unless she
1:26:44
cheats. I feel like
1:26:46
he would never give up. I don't think
1:26:48
he was into it like that. You don't
1:26:50
tattle on someone's mom unless you're into it.
1:26:52
You know what I'm saying? That's emotional abuse.
1:26:55
But they do end up making out, and
1:26:57
I did notice while they were making out that his
1:26:59
eyes were open. Yeah, he's a bad kisser,
1:27:01
Paige, what of it? He's an interesting kisser.
1:27:03
But this is also where I noticed because they
1:27:06
get out and they're getting dressed, and she has
1:27:08
to take off the shirt to give it back
1:27:10
to him and put on her dress. And as
1:27:12
he kind of turns boob grays, because apparently she
1:27:14
won't wear no bra under that dress, it implies.
1:27:17
No, she was wearing a bra. No, then why even
1:27:19
bother? Anyway, so like. Why even bother?
1:27:21
I mean, listen, in that situation, I'm a
1:27:23
botherin'. I don't care if she's wearing a
1:27:25
bra or not. Natalie can attest to it.
1:27:27
Paige, Noah has only dreamed about what the
1:27:29
outside of a bra would feel like. He
1:27:32
does like a boob braid, and then
1:27:35
he travels the king and queen of
1:27:37
bangin' fingers down south, and
1:27:39
he gets just right under the waistband
1:27:41
of her underwear, and she kind of
1:27:44
not recoils. Paige, she reacts
1:27:46
like one of those wacky, inflatable arm guys
1:27:48
that's out in front of a used car lot.
1:27:51
She loses her goddamn mind. It's
1:27:53
hilarious. I loved it. And this
1:27:55
is why he says, oh, have you never been
1:27:58
touched before? And then she says, why'd you. stop.
1:28:00
And he says, we've got time.
1:28:03
Right before they go out for burger and
1:28:05
fries, he's like, just kidding. I don't even
1:28:07
like you anymore. I was like, what are
1:28:09
these teenagers doing? What are the
1:28:12
kids into these days? Psych. That was
1:28:14
a psych date, not. Not. I definitely
1:28:16
didn't bear my soul to you in the
1:28:18
lake. I took her naval
1:28:20
virginity. Oh, stop. We didn't even
1:28:23
have to use lube
1:28:25
because we were in the pond. Anyway,
1:28:29
my favorite part of this burger, weird,
1:28:32
weirdness, because Molly and the other guys
1:28:34
show up and Molly's just like, Oh,
1:28:36
why are you here? Because Molly just
1:28:38
desperately wants to bang Harden and he's
1:28:40
not interested. Oh, I got the vibe
1:28:42
that he had banged her probably and
1:28:44
moved on. Yeah. It had moved on.
1:28:46
Yeah. Sorry. I'm laughing because like right
1:28:49
after they first have sex in this
1:28:51
movie, I was like cut to Harden
1:28:53
losing interest. Oh, I mean, if this
1:28:55
was real life, I know, but they're burgers
1:28:57
on the table, very clearly fake, but they
1:28:59
wanted to make them look real. And so
1:29:01
they just took like a cookie cutter or
1:29:03
a biscuit cutter or something to make like
1:29:05
a bite mark out of one of the
1:29:07
burgers, but it's perfectly, it's perfectly
1:29:09
circular. No one's teeth would do that.
1:29:11
There's no teeth marks. There's no tearing.
1:29:14
It's just a perfectly circular chunk out
1:29:16
of one of the burgers and it's
1:29:18
dead center in the shot. And I
1:29:20
couldn't stop looking at it and laugh.
1:29:22
Paige, it is like someone
1:29:24
took food out of mose from
1:29:26
the Simpsons into the real world.
1:29:29
That's what it looks like. I
1:29:32
thought the same thing. I was like, what
1:29:34
is happening? I'm so glad it wasn't just
1:29:36
me because I was like, this
1:29:38
is a bunk. First of all,
1:29:40
that cheese is an inch thick.
1:29:43
What is going on with this crazy bite out
1:29:45
of this burger? It was
1:29:47
like if Bob's burgers, burgered the
1:29:49
burgers in this movie. So
1:29:52
because Molly is there, he does this
1:29:54
like, it is what it is.
1:29:56
I guess we have fun, but like I don't
1:29:58
date fucking bullshit, whatever. I mean he
1:30:00
is like a poser fuck boy, like that's
1:30:03
what Hardin is in this movie, so like
1:30:05
yeah, he doesn't date But he falls in
1:30:07
love with the first girl who actually gives
1:30:09
him a little bit of attention that he's
1:30:11
a little bit interested in Okay, let's not
1:30:13
personal attack me Hey
1:30:16
listen, I'm not saying I am also not super guilty
1:30:19
of that throughout my life I don't date. Wait, you
1:30:21
give me a little attention now. I'm in love with
1:30:23
you. Okay. Thank you. Bye. Yeah The truth
1:30:25
shall set you free Mikey
1:30:28
is currently gargling with bourbon again guys.
1:30:30
We got it. We got a moo.
1:30:32
I toggle bell closes I'm gonna get you I'll
1:30:34
get you there. I'll get you them Crispinata. We're doing this for
1:30:36
you. You don't need this fucking Noah
1:30:41
Look hey hey Noah loves Taco
1:30:43
Bell because he put two of each
1:30:45
type of Crispinata and burrito on that
1:30:48
arc to make sure he could eat
1:30:50
for 40 days No one likes Taco
1:30:52
Bell cuz in pinata as he thinks feels like
1:30:54
boobs. I love the
1:30:56
crispy outer shell of boobs Freshly
1:31:05
baked sourdough loaves with all
1:31:07
the holes in it Anyway,
1:31:10
so cuz she in this scene is like I'm gonna
1:31:12
tell Noah about us and he's like I don't give
1:31:14
a shit Tell him or not. It was fun, but
1:31:16
whatever so like this is where
1:31:18
she goes home And we get the
1:31:20
really sad more emo cover of complicated
1:31:22
hilarious She's like trying on her roommates
1:31:24
clothes to be like what if I
1:31:26
was slutty or like sandy in Greece
1:31:28
like And
1:31:32
and again, I'm not trying to slut shame girls
1:31:34
wear them wild clothes Yeah, I mean if you
1:31:36
want to look like you're selling him no door
1:31:38
to door But
1:31:41
that's what she looks like for the majority of this
1:31:43
movie Do you need a
1:31:45
home him? No? Hey,
1:31:47
you know, I'm not wrong and Mikey be laughing if
1:31:50
he was listening you look like you could
1:31:52
use a whole set at home him no
1:31:56
I think it's funny that I probably only know this
1:31:59
because I do the of things like I
1:32:01
listen to this like kind of shit all
1:32:03
the time but Mikey will more often than
1:32:05
not laugh at Paige's tag to my joke
1:32:07
and not my joke which is
1:32:09
funny to me because it's clear he
1:32:12
just didn't hear my joke. It is.
1:32:14
ADHD is a bitch man. Anywho
1:32:16
she is having a sexy dream
1:32:18
about Hardin and wakes up goes
1:32:20
outside to find that Noah has
1:32:22
just showed up at school which
1:32:25
I'm like doesn't he have day
1:32:27
school? He's truant. He is a minor.
1:32:29
I thought that this was like a pre-planned
1:32:32
thing but I literally wrote in my notes
1:32:34
I was like why is Noah there? Doesn't
1:32:36
he have school in the morning? Like what
1:32:38
are we doing? That's a child ma'am. I
1:32:41
called your mom last night and
1:32:43
she said you were out at a late.
1:32:45
I came to school. I brought these
1:32:47
fingers and it just says like
1:32:50
10 and jacks because it's- Didn't
1:32:52
Jack feel good? It'd be like a seven three. Yeah
1:32:54
but it's not a king and a queen or
1:32:57
it could one just says ace and then low.
1:32:59
They're in marker. I
1:33:04
can be a badass bloom boy
1:33:06
tattoo monster too. You know the thing
1:33:09
is Noah probably will become a
1:33:11
version of this same level fuck
1:33:13
boy that Hardin is in three
1:33:16
short years. Absolutely not.
1:33:18
Noah is gonna become some sort
1:33:20
of realtor who wears khakis. And
1:33:23
that's fine for him and his future
1:33:25
wife and children that will do dances
1:33:27
on TikTok. Good for them.
1:33:29
Unfortunately in the post credit scene
1:33:31
Noah had died of lung cancer.
1:33:35
Even though he had never smoked before.
1:33:38
That's why he was so worried about her being at
1:33:40
the party. He was like one hookah can kill you.
1:33:43
Dare told me so. He died of
1:33:45
secondhand smoke which is what a
1:33:47
fucking poser deserves. No. God
1:33:50
he thought the poser hardens
1:33:52
the poser. Tragically he jerked off
1:33:54
so much that he went blind.
1:33:56
I don't think he's ever
1:33:58
touched himself. showed up to
1:34:01
her college to be like you forgot to take
1:34:03
your magic the gathering deck What a what a
1:34:06
visit people totally played in
1:34:08
the dorms. Oh, huh? Oh, you missed
1:34:10
our D&D call. I'm about to
1:34:13
give you that d20 girl. That's what
1:34:15
hardened would say. It's 20 centimeters That
1:34:18
would still be really long. I I
1:34:20
wouldn't know but it's like I don't
1:34:22
know man I thought it was pre-planned. He definitely
1:34:24
surprised her it was not well It might even pre-play
1:34:26
between him and the mom, but she was not in
1:34:28
on it. Yeah, okay Yeah, I mean how
1:34:30
far away does he live like anyway? It's
1:34:32
fine She treats him like shit
1:34:34
when they go out to the party and then
1:34:37
when he falls asleep She goes out and like
1:34:39
makes out with another dude. So it's fine. She's
1:34:41
a villain in her defense He did fall asleep
1:34:43
at 815 p.m Bedtime
1:34:47
after he ate his dino nuggies He had
1:34:49
drank his warm milk at the party and
1:34:51
they only had 45 minutes to tuck him
1:34:53
in Oh, that was the worst and there's
1:34:55
like nothing you could say to make like
1:34:58
here's what I will say And this might be
1:35:00
an unpopular opinion set an alarm
1:35:02
bitch. You didn't even have to get
1:35:04
caught. Sorry. That's terrible I'm bad person.
1:35:06
I'm sorry. No page. There's no way
1:35:09
he did not know she snuck out.
1:35:11
They're sharing a twin bed He's knocked
1:35:13
out. He's like no full asleep.
1:35:15
Well, yeah, because he has first
1:35:17
week alcohol tonight page Okay, no,
1:35:19
I mean like page. There's no way she
1:35:21
would have been able to sneak out She's
1:35:23
like they're like laying on top of each
1:35:25
other that bed so small So,
1:35:27
okay Originally they are like spooning and then when
1:35:30
she goes to answer the text she kind of
1:35:32
moves and he turns over and sleeps So they're
1:35:34
not like spooning but still at some point he's
1:35:36
gonna get up to go to the bathroom be
1:35:38
like where she yeah exactly Anyway,
1:35:41
yeah, I wish you would
1:35:43
touch below my chest You
1:35:47
could stick fingers and
1:35:49
all the tidy whities I'm
1:35:51
wearing all of them all of them
1:35:53
What are you joey in your underwear? Yeah,
1:35:56
and then doing lunges? What
1:35:58
are two other? banger finger
1:36:01
tattoos that would be fun. Law and
1:36:03
order? I honestly think an ace and a
1:36:05
joker would be good too. Oh
1:36:10
ace and joker would be good too.
1:36:12
What about, is an ace over sevens?
1:36:14
Is it a dead man's hand or
1:36:17
whatever? Hold on, that would be good.
1:36:19
Or just two dots would be like snake
1:36:21
eyes. Do you mind if
1:36:23
I give you a hiss? Ugh.
1:36:28
Anyway, so he shows up,
1:36:30
he's at the bonfire, and Harden gets in
1:36:32
like a weird fight over them playing Suck
1:36:34
and Blow, which I asked Jake, watch this
1:36:36
with me today, I was like, have you
1:36:38
ever actually played Suck and Blow? I've only
1:36:40
ever seen this in movies. I did, and
1:36:42
I played it in 10th grade. Yeah. Okay. It
1:36:45
was a high school game, for sure. I'm
1:36:47
the outlier, for sure. You know who plays Suck
1:36:50
and Blow is Noah and his friends.
1:36:52
I mean Noah does like, okay, so like, Jace,
1:36:55
this is Jace, the 40 year old
1:36:57
townie who just shows up. And is trying
1:36:59
to bang any and all of them. Exactly. But like
1:37:01
Jace gets the card on his lips
1:37:03
and then blows it so he is
1:37:06
supposed to kiss Tessa. Who, it's
1:37:08
like dude, pick one of the other girls, Tessa's
1:37:10
got a boyfriend there and the other guy. Like,
1:37:12
yeah, she's got her boyfriend here and
1:37:14
her side piece here, who is
1:37:16
currently like, got his hoodie up
1:37:18
hand in face, like very like
1:37:20
brooding. He's extra brooding. He's anakin-ing
1:37:22
out. Yes. He's anakin-ing out. Full
1:37:25
gloom core. Love it. He's
1:37:27
just singing Helena to himself
1:37:29
in his head right now.
1:37:31
Was the worst bit I
1:37:33
could say? You blew the
1:37:36
whole card away. I
1:37:38
think Noah's gay.
1:37:42
I think Noah's
1:37:44
gay. I think he might be gay. Honestly,
1:37:47
great twist, would love. Yeah. Would love.
1:37:49
Whatever. I don't think there's enough evidence
1:37:51
from this film, but. Me either. I
1:37:53
know. I think the second film should be like,
1:37:55
my name is Noah. I went off and joined
1:37:57
army and went off to war. I joined Greece.
1:38:00
Greenpeace and now I'm a man Rizzled
1:38:03
veteran Noah. Yeah, anyway, so
1:38:05
Harding gets all pissy about it and gets
1:38:07
in a fight and leave they go back
1:38:10
No, I fall asleep She gets attacked from
1:38:12
Landon because harden has freaked out because he
1:38:14
finds out that his dad is getting married
1:38:16
or whatever Yeah, he was already very
1:38:18
brooding and sad because his dad was dating
1:38:20
somebody and now they're getting married How dare
1:38:23
they how dare they and she has to like
1:38:25
talk hard and down but it's very clear that
1:38:27
like this is also a Jealousy
1:38:29
thing. Oh, yeah about him seeing her
1:38:31
and Noah. He's being a little petty
1:38:34
bitch, of course So they can noodle
1:38:36
all night. She falls asleep She doesn't
1:38:38
set an alarm mistake and she
1:38:40
gets up the next day and tries to get
1:38:42
back to the dorms and be like ha ha
1:38:44
ha Friend needed help all night all night Guess
1:38:48
which friend it was Noah. Oh, yeah.
1:38:50
Yeah the brooding guy from the party
1:38:52
who fought Jace for no reason And
1:38:56
that you know pretty much mr. Gonna
1:38:58
steal your girl the first six weeks of college. That's
1:39:01
who it is. Yeah, mr. Celia girl. Yeah.
1:39:03
Yeah So she and Noah break up she
1:39:05
goes into Her dorm
1:39:07
and and cuz she tells hard and like please
1:39:09
leave Noah was my best friend I was trying
1:39:11
to do this on my own timeline, but you
1:39:13
made this worse, right? She tells her roommate and
1:39:16
her mom text her and is like, please call
1:39:18
me cuz like Noah told me what happened And
1:39:20
what the fuck Noah done told on you? Yeah,
1:39:24
you're about to get called to the mommy principal's office.
1:39:27
I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday So
1:39:32
her mom is upset and she's not answering
1:39:34
her texts, right and she goes through like
1:39:36
a mini Montage of being
1:39:38
super depressed until she runs back into
1:39:40
harden and she's like Noah's my best
1:39:42
friend I feel terrible for what happened
1:39:44
But you are so much more than
1:39:46
a friend and I was like bitch
1:39:49
You just met him and he touched
1:39:51
your belly here or whatever like yeah,
1:39:53
I guess so they then we
1:39:55
have a montage of them Like reading in
1:39:57
the library lying on the grass making out
1:40:00
At the planetarium him writing his journal blah
1:40:02
blah blah blah blah blah It's just a
1:40:04
montage of them like falling in love kind
1:40:06
of like doing that kind of stuff Yeah, just
1:40:09
making out nothing else good not using the
1:40:11
bangers, you know at all He's not using
1:40:13
the bangers or the mash page No,
1:40:15
and they're like on his bed and
1:40:17
she's unbuttoning his pants. I think maybe
1:40:19
she was gonna go downtown We don't
1:40:21
know because her mom bursts into the
1:40:23
dorm room. I would be so livid
1:40:26
I would have lost my mind. I'd be like
1:40:28
mom get the fuck out I my parents
1:40:30
would have never done this they would have never
1:40:32
showed up without telling me for sure Yeah,
1:40:35
and all the like colleges of time
1:40:37
to do these things like yeah, that's
1:40:39
what you're sending your kid off to
1:40:41
do basically Like yeah, yes, they're going
1:40:43
to learn things academically. Yes, you're paying
1:40:45
for that obviously But a
1:40:47
huge part of going away to college is learning
1:40:49
how to be a human on your own apart
1:40:51
from your family Yeah, and the fact that her
1:40:53
mom is just like why aren't you following the
1:40:55
rules? Wait me
1:40:58
in student handbook. It says you can't
1:41:00
have your boyfriend in your bed It's
1:41:03
crazy like she was in cruel
1:41:05
intentions. She knows what these kids
1:41:07
do She knows what's going on.
1:41:09
So this girl and her kink about having her
1:41:11
mom watch her hookup is real weird Glad
1:41:18
you're here Thanks
1:41:21
for arriving exactly what I intended now It
1:41:23
would have been better if she'd come in
1:41:25
with a sausage pizza some sort and was
1:41:27
just like delivery. It's me your mom delivery,
1:41:31
it's mil for Giorno Selma
1:41:34
Blair gets really upset. Yeah,
1:41:37
she's at an 11 again the whole
1:41:39
movie She's at an 11 for various reasons,
1:41:41
but at an 11 always yes Yeah,
1:41:43
like it's almost like she just shotgun to
1:41:45
slurpee It's before every scene is just like
1:41:47
I'm full sugar and I'm ready to go
1:41:49
like Todd Do you remember when you and
1:41:51
I drink those energy drinks before Halloween Horror
1:41:53
Nights that made our arms tingle? It
1:41:56
was that I do remember that I've
1:41:58
been chasing that high since Panic
1:42:00
Fest page. I don't need energy drinks
1:42:02
for that to raw dog amusement parks
1:42:04
like that. Well, thank goodness
1:42:07
for Natalie because I don't like, my lips
1:42:09
are tingling, my arms are tingling. She's like,
1:42:11
yeah, there's beta creatine or whatever it is.
1:42:13
She's like, it's supposed to like stimulate your
1:42:15
muscles if you're doing a lot of like
1:42:17
exertion, but you're just walking around an amusement
1:42:19
park and I was like, oh. That
1:42:22
actually makes sense. I'm like, why'd
1:42:24
you have to hurt my feelings? Thank you.
1:42:27
No, it didn't hurt my feelings. I was relieved
1:42:29
because I'm the kind of hyper contract that's like,
1:42:31
is this a heart attack? It
1:42:34
was not. It was not. It
1:42:36
was just pink strawberry G fuel
1:42:38
or whatever. Yeah. C four, some
1:42:40
explosive one. C four, my favorite.
1:42:43
Skittles flavor. Anyway, so her mom is
1:42:45
like, what the fuck? You're going to break up
1:42:47
with that guy, focus on your schoolwork. And she's
1:42:49
like, I am not. I'm going to get dicked
1:42:51
down for the real college experience.
1:42:53
He touched my belly button and
1:42:55
I liked it. He touched me down below
1:42:57
my belly button, mama. And her mom reacts
1:42:59
crazy and is like, he's going to break
1:43:01
your heart. So I'm going to cut you
1:43:03
off completely. And I'm like, what the fuck?
1:43:06
You'll never learn your lesson. I was like,
1:43:08
wow. It's insane to me that parents actually
1:43:10
do this kind of stuff though. Like if
1:43:13
you don't stop dating this person who like,
1:43:15
we don't like, we're going to cut you
1:43:17
off. So you have to run into their
1:43:19
arms and like really rely
1:43:22
on them to help you. Because that's
1:43:24
basically what happens. He finds her like
1:43:26
an apartment. So they move in together.
1:43:28
Like it always backfires. Always, always. Well,
1:43:30
he stole an apartment from his dad.
1:43:32
You know, the dick. He's supposed to be
1:43:35
like air quotes house sitting this apartment, but he knows
1:43:37
that person could be gone for a year. So I
1:43:39
guess that makes it okay for them to just fucking
1:43:41
their bed of mine. I mean, they live
1:43:43
there. They move in. I know. This
1:43:45
is where they're living. Yeah. It is
1:43:47
a nice apartment. It is. It's super nice. Listen,
1:43:49
I'm not saying I wouldn't want to do
1:43:51
that, but I would be afraid they had
1:43:54
rain cameras. You know, like what that would
1:43:56
never happen because you want to release
1:43:58
it yourself. Right. On your own. fans
1:44:00
right no no no no I mean
1:44:02
like they would be like hey parent
1:44:04
of Harden why the fuck is he
1:44:06
living at my house I only
1:44:08
gave him a key so he would water my plants why
1:44:11
are you watching my son have sex
1:44:13
in your house per no before they
1:44:15
got to having sex they would be
1:44:17
like why is Harden moving in yeah
1:44:19
well you know those plants needed help
1:44:21
yeah anyway they're living together and we
1:44:23
get like a montage of them living
1:44:25
together and having a good time at
1:44:27
this point I was like they still
1:44:29
not banged and also I've seen four
1:44:32
different Ramon shirts this guy has nothing
1:44:34
else about his personality to like anything
1:44:36
also he probably doesn't
1:44:38
know what the Ramones are probably
1:44:41
he doesn't ever listen to the
1:44:43
Ramones like he never mentions them
1:44:45
really he doesn't even seem to like
1:44:48
music other than he sometimes
1:44:50
has a guitar it's not a part of
1:44:52
the story at all he just sometimes has
1:44:54
one and sometimes he wears headphones but we
1:44:56
don't know what he's listening to so it's
1:44:58
not even like a personality trait but
1:45:01
he does every once in a while be
1:45:03
like I don't deserve you and I was
1:45:05
like red flag red flag run away run
1:45:08
away looks up to Heathcliff that's a
1:45:10
red flag already yes yeah but so
1:45:12
they get dressed up they go to his
1:45:14
dad's wedding reception where we find out that
1:45:16
his dad is Peter Gallagher and his new
1:45:18
wife Karen is some lady that looks like
1:45:20
fancy Kamala Harris and like good
1:45:23
for them they seem incredibly nice and
1:45:25
happy like they like each other it's
1:45:27
happy and he's the only one they're
1:45:29
being like fucking assholes have the nerve
1:45:31
to be fucking happy well you could
1:45:33
tell cuz it's like future stepbrothers like it is
1:45:35
kind of weird but like he's really a dick
1:45:37
about it I mean he's more or less like
1:45:40
my dad's the fucking worst he used to have
1:45:42
like a really bad drinking problem but then he
1:45:44
went to like rehab and got better and like
1:45:46
worked really hard to get a good job and
1:45:48
then found love again the fucking asshole yeah my
1:45:51
dad really had a drinking problem and then crashed
1:45:53
head on into a school bus and killed 32
1:45:56
children I mean cuz then you would
1:45:58
have someone to hate Yeah, then
1:46:00
you'd be like, yeah, he does sound like a
1:46:02
bit of a dick. Yeah, because all the kids
1:46:05
he killed. Well, so here's the other thing. So
1:46:07
during this wedding reception, we get the story. He's
1:46:09
like, that's not the man I knew. Here's what
1:46:11
happened when I was eight. My dad was out
1:46:13
drinking at the pub. He got into it with
1:46:15
the wrong guys. They came looking for him and
1:46:18
he wasn't there. So they found my mom instead
1:46:20
and beat her. I tried to fight them off,
1:46:22
but I couldn't. And here's the
1:46:24
thing. Is that unfortunate and a sad story?
1:46:26
Yes, I'm not saying that's not traumatic, but
1:46:29
it's also technically not his dad's fault. Like,
1:46:31
I know that his dad got into it
1:46:33
with those guys at the bar, but those
1:46:35
guys at the bar are the ones that
1:46:37
chose to come after a woman and child.
1:46:39
Like, they are the victim of abject violence
1:46:42
that like, clearly these are violent people and
1:46:44
like, maybe his dad instigated it. But the
1:46:46
fact that they showed up and the dad
1:46:48
wasn't there and they were like, let's beat
1:46:50
a woman and a child. Let's still
1:46:52
go ahead and just beat up his
1:46:54
wife and kids. Yeah, I mean, I
1:46:57
understand what you're saying. But these are
1:46:59
just bad people. But I mean, Hardin's
1:47:01
an idiot poser dick. And I say
1:47:03
that because I see a lot of
1:47:05
myself in Hardin when I
1:47:07
was this age. I mean, I mean, listen,
1:47:09
I ran a lot and never did a
1:47:12
push up. I even looked a lot like
1:47:14
this guy. That's how you get this body type. I
1:47:18
was thinking that I was like, I like
1:47:20
the tattoos. I like the gloom core. I
1:47:23
just need a little more width on them
1:47:25
shoulder. Yeah. Anyway, so after this
1:47:27
wedding, for some reason, they come home and they're
1:47:29
like ripping clothes off and she's like, I want
1:47:31
you now. And I was like, they're just now
1:47:33
having sex. And then they do something that I
1:47:36
understand why people do it and I respect it.
1:47:38
And from like a personal feeling kind of way,
1:47:40
I get it, support it. Takes me out of
1:47:42
the moment every time where they're like condom and
1:47:45
consent. And I'm like, this is good. We should
1:47:47
establish these norms. However, boy, do
1:47:49
I wish we didn't stop in
1:47:51
the middle of sex to do
1:47:53
this. But that's a
1:47:55
problem. That's an I know I'm wrong.
1:47:58
That's fine. first
1:48:00
time I'm definitely asking. Like, yeah.
1:48:02
Oh no, a hundred, a hundred.
1:48:04
There is no implication the first
1:48:07
time, for sure. No, no,
1:48:09
again, I'm in the wrong.
1:48:12
It is just me wanting my storytelling
1:48:14
to flow a certain way, I'm wrong.
1:48:16
In real life, this is a very
1:48:18
good example. I also get that it
1:48:20
sort of might, to some, break the romantic
1:48:23
tension, but also, what's more romantic
1:48:25
than consent, Paige? I agree
1:48:28
with you. I think there are different
1:48:30
ways to do it, that don't break
1:48:32
the moment as much. My mind is
1:48:34
telling me no, but my belly button
1:48:36
is telling me yes. Ha ha ha ha ha
1:48:39
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:48:41
ha ha ha ha ha ha. You just turned my
1:48:43
southern belly button into a slippin' slide. You turned my
1:48:45
belly button from an innie to an outie. Well, no,
1:48:47
that's hardened. And now, here's the thing.
1:48:49
I feel like I started to see
1:48:51
this happen in romance novels, like
1:48:53
five or six years ago, and in
1:48:56
the five or six years since, they've gotten
1:48:58
way better at it, where instead of being
1:49:00
like holding up a condom and saying, do
1:49:02
you want this? Because that's hardened. And now,
1:49:05
here's the thing. I feel like I started
1:49:07
to see this happen in romance novels, like
1:49:09
five or six years ago, and in
1:49:12
the five or six years since, they've gotten
1:49:14
way better at it, where instead of being
1:49:16
like holding up a condom and saying, do
1:49:18
you want this? Because that's literally what he
1:49:20
does. It's basically like,
1:49:22
tell me what you want. Or
1:49:25
they'll have her put the condom on. There
1:49:28
are ways within a scene to be like. Oh, yeah,
1:49:30
yeah, yeah. No, I understand what you're
1:49:32
saying. Right. For sure. But I do
1:49:34
think that everything that is said in
1:49:36
this movie and even shown in this
1:49:38
movie is on some level performative. And
1:49:40
so we're digging into that stuff for
1:49:42
the consent side, too. It is what
1:49:44
it is. Well, and because they've
1:49:46
played this as her being so sheltered
1:49:48
and them literally living
1:49:50
together without boning, I
1:49:52
get it. That's why I sorta got
1:49:54
it. If I was in that situation,
1:49:57
I knew I was gonna be her
1:49:59
first. We're talking
1:50:01
about that before it happens. Oh, I'm at
1:50:03
least doing a check-in. I would
1:50:05
hope that in the months they've lived
1:50:08
together, this has come up a lot.
1:50:10
I would hope that they
1:50:12
have talked at length about
1:50:14
what's about to happen. And literally it just
1:50:16
ends up being them face-to-face kissing we cut
1:50:18
to the next morning. And I'm like, in
1:50:20
those R-rated ones, they better give me some
1:50:22
freaky shit. Come on now. I
1:50:24
mean, I could see a building to that. I hope so. Give
1:50:27
me a weird college 365. We
1:50:30
cut to them in the bathtub, which is very
1:50:33
cute and romantic, very sweet.
1:50:35
And he writes, I love you on her
1:50:37
back. And she's like, I couldn't make out what it
1:50:39
said. What does it say? And he's
1:50:41
like, I'll never tell. Let's just kiss. I think
1:50:43
she could tell. She had that smirk. Why don't
1:50:46
you tell me this one? Anyway, she
1:50:48
ends up in the bathroom at school where she runs
1:50:50
into Molly and is like, oh,
1:50:52
yeah, no. Well, you know, Harden's
1:50:54
gonna Harden, meaning she's like, he'll
1:50:56
leave you because she's evil. I
1:50:59
think that that was her experience because I definitely
1:51:01
think Harden had sex with her, but
1:51:03
like super wasn't into it. Yeah. And
1:51:06
was still in his full on fuck boy phase of like, I
1:51:08
don't date, you know? Yeah. And I
1:51:10
think that he actually does sort of fall in
1:51:12
love with Tessa. Sure. And
1:51:14
I mean, they fucking live together. Like I
1:51:16
do really think that he falls in love with
1:51:18
her. And like at the end, which we're about
1:51:21
to get to, like when she like loses her
1:51:23
mind for that, I was like, this is insane.
1:51:26
Because this is literally next. And
1:51:28
this whole montage is crazy because
1:51:31
Molly texts him a bunch and it's
1:51:33
all stuff like, did you tell her
1:51:35
yet? Come meet me tonight. Like just
1:51:37
incendiary texts, knowing that she's going to probably see
1:51:39
them or whatever. Yeah. Like
1:51:41
it is pointed in a way that seems malicious
1:51:44
and he's not like really
1:51:46
super responding in like a
1:51:48
romantic way. He does respond to think once and
1:51:50
it's more like, yeah, I'll see you there. Like
1:51:52
it was like that kind of response, I think.
1:51:54
Yeah. And she's like, what is this? And he's like,
1:51:57
do you trust me? It's nothing. I
1:51:59
print like, and also I'm like, you guys. to spend
1:52:01
every waking moment together when would he I know right
1:52:03
and also like I would just be like hey
1:52:06
um, there's a video that like you know, this
1:52:08
is gonna this is gonna make you like night
1:52:10
we met Yeah, make you laugh babe the night
1:52:12
we met like she Natalie would have heard this
1:52:14
story before this was revealed A hundred percent
1:52:16
and it would have been a thing we laughed about exactly
1:52:19
because there's no way He's
1:52:21
actually doing this for the dare. Do
1:52:24
we but do we know that he
1:52:26
takes truth or dare? They are
1:52:30
like the Joker They
1:52:33
meet at the video store and the video store
1:52:35
is called video drone. Yeah after after
1:52:37
the movie and I was like, oh
1:52:39
no what? Those
1:52:42
things don't go together in this movie
1:52:44
and video drone. Yeah, who's referencing who
1:52:46
is this reference for? Yeah I
1:52:50
don't know. I was like hmm. Anyway, so she
1:52:52
confronts him at the restaurant He's literally been gone
1:52:54
less than an hour and she's like texting like
1:52:57
where are you and I was like homegirl insecure
1:52:59
stop Yeah, don't you trust him? Whenever
1:53:01
someone says do you trust me in
1:53:03
movies? I always respond with no, you're
1:53:05
not Aladdin Like who says do you
1:53:07
trust me in real life? Also, you
1:53:10
shouldn't have trusted Aladdin. He was like
1:53:12
a real big liar Yeah, he was
1:53:14
a huge liar You should trust Kyle Reese But what
1:53:16
he says is come with me if you want to
1:53:18
live and he and he delivers on that promise
1:53:20
I would argue Aladdin's not a liar because
1:53:22
the genie made him an actual prince suck
1:53:25
it The genie gave him nice
1:53:27
clothes and money and he still fake his
1:53:29
identity Exactly. Yeah, it's
1:53:32
he makes him look like a prince.
1:53:34
I mean, that's all that matters clearly. That's what I
1:53:36
learned from a lab Yeah, I mean, hey somebody
1:53:38
did that in Britain with four royals down
1:53:40
Yeah Who knows what could happen Aladdin taught
1:53:42
me that if I want a woman that
1:53:45
I find attractive from afar that I need
1:53:47
to dress really Well be super rich and
1:53:49
have connections and lie to her Yeah, and
1:53:51
you have to lie and have a flying
1:53:53
carpet riff raff street rat.
1:53:56
Yeah, anyway, so at
1:53:58
this dinner Molly She's like
1:54:00
look at the video. It was a dare and I'm like first
1:54:02
of all that was a month ago That
1:54:04
was the first night they met you
1:54:06
have lived together in the interim like
1:54:08
this is ridiculous Yeah, and like you've
1:54:11
never been apart like probably yeah
1:54:13
at classes only yeah They are
1:54:15
very much in the fully engulfed
1:54:17
in each other loved of phase
1:54:19
of their relationship like yeah He's
1:54:21
probably cried in front of her.
1:54:23
He has we've seen it Yeah, and at that
1:54:25
point the dare is halfway over because you have
1:54:27
built that trust to portray her in 15 years
1:54:30
Oh, yeah, you're so close to just like
1:54:33
turning it off. You know I'm saying uh-huh But
1:54:36
she responds like taking a bus home at which
1:54:38
point I was like how does she have money
1:54:40
didn't her mom cut her off? Yeah, we don't
1:54:42
see her ever get a job I
1:54:45
thought about that too. I get that
1:54:47
they're living at this place for free,
1:54:49
but like food costs money So whatever
1:54:52
yeah, but she goes home And she's like I don't
1:54:54
really want to talk about it And then she goes
1:54:56
to the high school to talk to Noah and Noah
1:54:58
is surprisingly the only well-adjusted person in this film Well,
1:55:00
I mean I do think she like owns it
1:55:02
she apologizes for what she did and I
1:55:04
think man Noah is like way
1:55:07
more emotionally mature than I was at
1:55:09
fucking 17 or 18 or whatever Because
1:55:12
he's like you're supposed to
1:55:14
grow and you know sometimes you grow apart,
1:55:16
and that's cool. It's fine. Don't worry about it
1:55:18
He's like I'm super into Jennifer who's
1:55:21
like some like whatever like he's just
1:55:23
not he was not into her That's
1:55:25
all I'm saying anyway She goes back
1:55:27
to school like just she just goes down
1:55:29
those two conversations that could have been phone
1:55:31
calls And then takes a bus back to
1:55:33
school with a really bad CG'd city in
1:55:35
the background which is hilarious, but once she
1:55:37
gets back in she moves back into the
1:55:39
dorms somehow mysteriously I was like did her
1:55:41
mom not cut her off But then you
1:55:43
can't just like be back in the same
1:55:45
dorm like did she never technically live that
1:55:47
leave the dorms I got the vibe that
1:55:49
she had like student loans, so the school
1:55:51
was paid for so she was still going
1:55:53
to school So she just didn't have money
1:55:56
for like day-to-day expenses, so when her mom
1:55:58
cut her off like sucks, but it's Not
1:56:00
like the end of the world, especially like...
1:56:02
Okay. So like, her living with Harden was
1:56:04
really just like, I wanna live with my
1:56:06
boyfriend, not like I need a place to
1:56:08
live. Got it. Although it is positioned like
1:56:10
I need a place to live. He positions it
1:56:12
like I need a place to live. Anyway, she's back in
1:56:14
the dorm. She goes to
1:56:16
interview for the publishing internship, which
1:56:19
is conveniently a storefront in town that is
1:56:21
walkable. Ha ha ha ha! We end her
1:56:24
English class with her English teacher being like,
1:56:26
I really appreciated you all exploring the themes
1:56:28
from this semester and then handing papers back
1:56:30
out. I was like, what themes? What did
1:56:32
you talk about? Just, what assignment was this?
1:56:35
Who knows? I too fake it when I
1:56:37
lecture. He gives her Harden's paper,
1:56:39
which is kind of fucked up. Yeah!
1:56:41
Right? I was like, what? I don't
1:56:44
know if there are like ethics involved
1:56:46
in this sort of thing, but like
1:56:48
it's weird for like your teacher to
1:56:50
be like, hey, your ex-boyfriend wrote a
1:56:52
paper that I think like you might
1:56:54
wanna read. But also, this paper is
1:56:56
so wild because she goes to read it
1:56:59
with Landon and for their first of all,
1:57:01
there's pictures attached to the paper, which is
1:57:03
unhinged that there's like a weird slideshow that
1:57:05
goes along. And then she's reading the essay
1:57:07
out loud and I was like, this essay
1:57:09
is so up its own ass. I was
1:57:12
like making the jerk off emotion while it
1:57:14
was happening. It's ridiculous. But I
1:57:16
mean, the guy who wrote it thinks
1:57:18
he's like well-read and has only read two
1:57:20
books in his entire life. Yeah! But also
1:57:22
like if I was 20 or however old
1:57:25
Harden is, like that's the kind of shit
1:57:27
I was writing. Like I don't know. I
1:57:30
sort of felt very seen by this
1:57:32
movie just because like- He was a
1:57:34
little older than her so he may be 20-21. Yeah,
1:57:37
he was a little thinking. And like
1:57:40
when I was 20-21, I was a
1:57:42
fucking idiot. Like I was just so
1:57:44
dumb and I was an idiot. But
1:57:46
I also wondered like, is this movie
1:57:49
just bad because I'm older now? Like
1:57:51
was Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet this
1:57:53
bad? No, I love Baz Luhrmann's Romeo
1:57:55
and Juliet and I've watched that in the last
1:57:57
like five years. But that's our generation's-
1:58:00
this though, right? No, no. Our generation's
1:58:02
this is a walk to remember, which we
1:58:04
have to do on this show. Yeah, yeah,
1:58:06
yeah. Anyway, based on that essay, she goes
1:58:08
out to their spot and he says, you
1:58:10
remember when you asked me who I love
1:58:12
most in the world? It's you. And that's
1:58:17
the movie. So they've seen the movie
1:58:19
and they talked about the movie. What'd
1:58:21
you guys think about after? I
1:58:23
mean, it is technically a movie.
1:58:26
Yeah, they got it across the finish line.
1:58:29
They definitely got it to the movie time
1:58:31
length for sure. Yeah. I mean, no notes.
1:58:33
I'm not even joking when I say this.
1:58:35
I am looking forward to the next one.
1:58:37
I cannot wait. Oh, I am curious.
1:58:40
Yeah. I want to see her bang
1:58:42
one of the sproust for sure. Yeah.
1:58:45
I can't wait for us to do the rest, but
1:58:47
I mean, is it a good movie? No, it's not.
1:58:49
It made a ton of money. We'll talk about it,
1:58:51
baby. Here. So here's the thing though, because
1:58:53
I feel like based on this movie to try
1:58:55
and infer from the other ones, I
1:58:58
feel like she's going to have a lot
1:59:00
of other love interests, but she's never going
1:59:02
to sleep with any of the other ones
1:59:04
because this movie has a weird purity about
1:59:06
it. Like a weird morality purity culture vibe.
1:59:08
Yeah. And I feel like Hardin's going to
1:59:10
be like her only hard disagree. Because
1:59:12
why would they be our, because she's probably
1:59:14
going to bang it out with harden. So every
1:59:17
movie is him is like a love
1:59:19
triangle with harden. I can watch the next
1:59:21
one if you want and find out page. Don't
1:59:23
offer a watch something like weed. You'd be
1:59:26
doing us a favor. Like you could just
1:59:28
admit that you want to see the second
1:59:30
one. I just need to know.
1:59:32
I'm probably just going to read
1:59:35
the synopsis. Synops. Synops. Synops. I'm
1:59:37
sure one of us got it right. But page, do
1:59:39
you have any fun facts for us though? I do.
1:59:41
Why it is with your five facts. Raccoon
1:59:44
fun facts. Josephine
1:59:46
Langford who placed Tessa admitted in some
1:59:49
interviews that she had actually read the
1:59:51
first few chapters of this years before
1:59:53
being cast. So she was aware of
1:59:55
it before the movie happened. It was
1:59:58
originally a one direction. fanfic
2:00:00
on Wattpad, which
2:00:03
again, for me, that does make me
2:00:05
hope that each additional movie now
2:00:07
originally there was only three, originally it was a
2:00:09
trilogy, but I have hoped that maybe she'll just
2:00:11
bang her way through One Direction, but this was
2:00:14
the Harry Styles movie, so you're welcome. I
2:00:16
feel like Harry Styles is more fun
2:00:18
and freewheeling than this dude, but whatever.
2:00:20
Yeah. Now, the copy of Wuthering Heights
2:00:23
they use in the movie is the
2:00:25
copy that the writer has had
2:00:28
since she was a teenager, which I believe
2:00:30
is when she started writing this. Yeah. Yeah.
2:00:32
That writer today is 23 years old. No, I don't know,
2:00:37
but like, I can check, but
2:00:39
I would bet money, like a
2:00:41
One Direction fanfic, I bet
2:00:43
this writer is 10 years younger than
2:00:45
us. Yeah. Just about give or take. That
2:00:48
makes sense. Very good for her,
2:00:50
man. That's awesome. Yeah. Good
2:00:52
for her. You're crushing it. Crushing it.
2:00:54
Josephine Langford had read just a few chapters, but
2:00:56
she hadn't read the whole thing. So for, she
2:00:59
only had about a week to prepare for her
2:01:01
role. She got cast and shooting started like a
2:01:03
week later. Wow. So she had to read all
2:01:05
the books and the script while on the plane
2:01:08
to the set. Wow. That's
2:01:10
crazy. Yeah. The original fanfiction has
2:01:12
over 1 billion reads
2:01:14
on Wattpad, which is that's
2:01:17
a lot. Even for
2:01:19
like a really popular fanfiction. That's a
2:01:21
lot. Yeah. That's a lot. The only
2:01:23
thing I can think of that probably
2:01:26
has that many reads over however many
2:01:28
iterations is probably like My Immortal, which
2:01:30
like, Oh, I would give money to
2:01:32
watch a My Immortal movie. That fanfiction
2:01:35
is fucking wild. But
2:01:37
the full after series includes
2:01:39
after, after we collided, after we
2:01:42
fell after ever happy, which makes
2:01:44
my brain hurt. And then the
2:01:46
last one before, now you see
2:01:48
me. Now you see me too.
2:01:53
The rights were originally sold to Paramount.
2:01:55
However, she wanted more creative.
2:01:57
Anna Todd, the writer and creator wanted
2:01:59
more. freedom when it came to adapting the
2:02:01
film. So the
2:02:03
rights reverted back. So I
2:02:05
don't, you know, if you've not worked in the industry, you might not
2:02:07
know. When somebody buys the rights
2:02:09
to a film, it's an option, which means that they
2:02:12
paid you for the rights for a certain amount of
2:02:14
time. If you don't act on
2:02:16
it, or if you choose to determine, they choose
2:02:18
to terminate those contracts, the rights revert, and
2:02:20
then you can go sell those rights to someone else.
2:02:22
That's what happened here. So
2:02:24
she sells them to Aviron, which is one
2:02:26
of the like six production companies,
2:02:29
the beginning of this movie. Now
2:02:31
the word tattooed on Hardin's right
2:02:33
wrist in Hebrew means mother. They
2:02:36
do linger on this with a shot, but if
2:02:38
you don't know what it says, it means nothing
2:02:40
to you and they don't explain it in the
2:02:42
movie. Now after the first
2:02:45
book, Anna Todd has ever written
2:02:47
and it got a publishing deal
2:02:49
and then immediately sold its film
2:02:51
rights. So like it was so
2:02:53
popular online that she immediately one,
2:02:55
two punched of published and immediately
2:02:57
sold the rights out. It's awesome
2:02:59
though. Good for her. Yeah. Hero
2:03:02
finds Tiffin who played Hardin is
2:03:04
the nephew of Ray finds and Joseph
2:03:06
finds he was born into a wealthy
2:03:09
and aristocratic family. No shit. Uh,
2:03:11
the twistled in Y. Kim finds, but
2:03:13
he doesn't use the hyphens in his name
2:03:15
because his parents were never married, but also
2:03:17
that'd be a fucking mouthful of
2:03:20
no shit. He doesn't want seven
2:03:22
names. Imagine filling out forms of
2:03:24
the DMV anyway. So
2:03:26
the actor who played Jace and
2:03:29
professor Soto, who teaches the Jane Austen
2:03:31
lecture met on the set of this
2:03:33
movie and are now a couple
2:03:35
according to IMTV. I love
2:03:37
that. I love when two people
2:03:39
laid in life, find love like
2:03:41
Jace. Right. He's like 40 in
2:03:44
this movie. I, I, his character is so funny
2:03:46
to me. In the original fan
2:03:48
fiction series, appearances, like there are
2:03:51
appearances by the various one direction
2:03:53
boys in the story as
2:03:55
well as the people based on them.
2:03:57
So like they sometimes just show up.
2:04:00
Which I do kind of love amazing.
2:04:02
This is the only one in the
2:04:04
series of the PG-13 everything else received
2:04:06
an R Rating and
2:04:09
those are your fun facts. Well,
2:04:11
thank you for those fun facts page. Let's talk a
2:04:13
little bit about box office So what
2:04:15
do you think the production budget was
2:04:17
for after in? 2019
2:04:20
when it came out. I'll have to recuse
2:04:22
myself during my Rigorous research
2:04:24
of picking this film. Okay,
2:04:27
this cost two million dollars Page
2:04:29
I am so happy to report.
2:04:32
No this movie cause 14
2:04:35
million dollars. Okay, that's not crazy that you know, and
2:04:37
if you were just for inflation That
2:04:40
would be roughly 16
2:04:42
almost 17 million dollars today This
2:04:45
movie came out on April 12th 2019
2:04:49
it was eighth in the theater the week
2:04:51
it came out. It was beat by Shazam
2:04:53
was number one Little was
2:04:55
number two. Hellboy was number three pet
2:04:58
cemetery and Dumbo was number
2:05:00
five and then there was Captain
2:05:02
Marvel us and then after
2:05:04
which was in the eighth position there What
2:05:06
do you think after brought in and it's
2:05:08
opening weekend opening weekend in eighth position,
2:05:10
but it's April So it's probably spring
2:05:13
break. Yeah, three mil. Okay, I
2:05:15
can't I do That's
2:05:17
right. You already know so it brought in
2:05:19
six million dollars page a little bit more.
2:05:21
It's not bad I mean, it's not bad
2:05:23
for being eight like yeah, Sam brought in
2:05:25
24.4 million dollars that weekend So there was
2:05:27
money left on the table, but this movie
2:05:30
was never again in the top 10 It
2:05:32
fell to 11th in its second week, but
2:05:34
it was in theaters for eight weeks. What
2:05:36
do you think it brought in? Domestically
2:05:39
in the box office. I'm gonna
2:05:41
say it makes 10 million. So it almost makes
2:05:43
its budget back Okay, Mikey, you
2:05:45
know, right? So I'll go ahead
2:05:47
and tell you it only made
2:05:50
12 point 1 million dollars domestically
2:05:52
Now here's the kicker this movie
2:05:54
made forty five point seven million
2:05:56
dollars internationally So it was a
2:05:58
pretty bad flop here. They
2:06:00
didn't make its budget back but
2:06:02
it crushed internationally. Okay but one
2:06:05
direction is they are British so like
2:06:07
there you go that does kind of
2:06:09
make sense I think. I mean yeah
2:06:11
so that makes sense I guess but that leaves
2:06:13
them making 57.9 million dollars and again on a
2:06:15
14 million
2:06:18
dollar budget so it definitely made money I
2:06:20
mean we've got like nine of these movies
2:06:22
uh but if you adjust that 57.9 million
2:06:24
to today's dollars it's almost 70 million at
2:06:26
69.8 million but
2:06:29
that's your box office so Mikey do you want to hit
2:06:31
us with that romance scale? Yeah romance
2:06:33
scale scale of one to four how romantic
2:06:35
we found the film today.
2:06:38
This is gonna be a one for me
2:06:40
uh now that may change over
2:06:42
the series. Okay yeah like I would also
2:06:45
give this a one but I can definitely
2:06:47
see especially with the R ratings that they
2:06:49
may ramp up that in the coming movies
2:06:51
like I think we'll be associate or I
2:06:54
think we'll be working in like a roar
2:06:56
scale as well on those hopefully. Yeah
2:06:58
you could give this a point for
2:07:00
five roars for the the belly action.
2:07:02
Yeah yeah yeah because she does fully
2:07:04
flop when he goes south of that
2:07:06
belly button. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Mikey
2:07:08
what did you give it? Oh definitely
2:07:11
a one. Nice. That's our romance scale.
2:07:13
Nice so this week Mikey you made
2:07:15
us watch after it's my turn for
2:07:17
next week and this movie I actually
2:07:19
brought this movie up earlier because I
2:07:21
thought to myself is this
2:07:23
movie that we're watching after as
2:07:25
bad as like the movies I loved when I
2:07:28
was this age and one of those movies I
2:07:30
was a little bit younger when I saw for
2:07:32
the first time but it was the Romeo and
2:07:34
Juliet I grew up with. We're finally doing it.
2:07:36
Yes I want to do
2:07:38
Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet because like I
2:07:40
loved that movie in like middle school high
2:07:42
school like that was my jam. I
2:07:45
think you'll find that it holds up better than
2:07:47
you think but Mikey will still dislike it. Probably.
2:07:49
I haven't seen it in probably 15
2:07:51
years. I've watched it more recently than that.
2:07:53
Okay I didn't hate it. Well there you go.
2:07:55
Okay. Well your homework for next week is to
2:07:57
watch Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet pick a out
2:08:00
your favorite gun and then come back
2:08:02
and listen to that episode. John Lake
2:08:04
was almost guns are my favorite in that movie hands
2:08:06
down. They're great. Mercutio man is so good.
2:08:09
Anyway, the guy who plays Mercutio is
2:08:11
so good in that movie. Okay. Um,
2:08:13
anyway, so that's your homework for next
2:08:15
week, but Mikey, do you have a
2:08:17
review for us to read? I forgot.
2:08:19
Well, while you're looking one up, let
2:08:21
me read one that just came out
2:08:23
today on our tiptoes episode that also
2:08:25
just came out today. This
2:08:27
one is from Rachel and she says,
2:08:29
I'm so beyond excited for the after
2:08:32
series. I literally gasped when Mikey announced
2:08:34
it. And I think the fact that
2:08:36
she literally gasped is what made me
2:08:38
like that so much. Everything
2:08:41
you need to know. It's very funny, but
2:08:43
Mikey, do you have a review for us
2:08:46
to read? Yes, I have one from weiners
2:08:48
are not for penguins. I oddly enough agree,
2:08:50
but what do they have to say? Their
2:08:52
title is unhinged. Is the title of the
2:08:55
review accurate? A group of three unhinged adults
2:08:57
that I would go to the end of the earth to
2:08:59
protect. I love you all so
2:09:01
much. Your tangents get me through so many
2:09:03
slow days. This pronunciation doesn't check out. I've
2:09:05
listened to Mikey pooping on the floor, no
2:09:08
less than 12 times and still cry laughing
2:09:10
every other story. I get it. Yeah.
2:09:12
No, they weren't listening to you pooping on the floor
2:09:14
in your home. I didn't soundscape it
2:09:17
after you said the story five
2:09:19
star. That is
2:09:21
a funny story. I don't remember what episode it's
2:09:24
in, but funny story. Well, thank you so much
2:09:26
for that awesome five star review. And if you
2:09:28
want to have Mikey read your five star review
2:09:30
or me read your Spotify comment, do one of
2:09:32
those things and we will read them for you
2:09:35
on the podcast. So, um, yeah, guys, if you
2:09:37
like this power, that we have here on this
2:09:39
podcast, make sure to check out our other podcast,
2:09:41
the horror Virgin. And that is the only other
2:09:44
podcast that Mikey and I are on, but page
2:09:46
gets around and she has on two other podcasts,
2:09:49
black card rehab and cult podcast. So
2:09:51
guys, definitely check out those because they're
2:09:53
amazing. If you want to follow us
2:09:55
on social, we are at romancing the
2:09:58
pod show. Yes. Instagram
2:10:00
and we are at something
2:10:02
else on Twitter who I just have never taken the
2:10:04
time to learn it. It's just romancing
2:10:06
pod show because they have a character
2:10:09
limit and it's show SHO like
2:10:11
Showtime. So guys check that out as
2:10:13
well and if you want to follow
2:10:15
us all individually Page is at Rampage
2:10:17
Wesley everywhere including TikTok except for Twitter
2:10:19
where she is at Page Wesley. Mikey
2:10:21
is at M Randolph 24 and I
2:10:23
am at Todd J Awesome everywhere and
2:10:25
guys we got a PO box so
2:10:27
if you want to send us some
2:10:29
love letters or whatever you might send
2:10:31
to a PO box it's actually not
2:10:33
a PO box it's like a regular
2:10:35
street address it's pretty awesome it's 6
2:10:37
6 8 8 Nolensville Road
2:10:39
number 108-34 Brentwood Tennessee
2:10:44
37027 so
2:10:46
send us some stuff. Yeah that's gonna be
2:10:48
it for us you guys on Page. I'm
2:10:50
Mikey and I'm Todd and you
2:10:52
complete us. To complete
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