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Bow down now Yes, yes,

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yes Wagwon Happy

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birthday, Dan and Maureen Happy birthday,

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Dan and Maureen Finally

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the big 5'5 Oh

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my God Wow Don't

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look at day over 5'0 Oh my

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God Guys like I just turned my

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birthday and you're already doing it Maureen came over to talk to

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me this morning and he's like pulling up his pants like a

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hobo You know what I mean? Like nothing

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fits you anymore I'm now at 28 waist Oh

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my God Well that says nothing Maureen What

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were you before? Okay

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Right so he's pulling up his pants Right like a

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hobo Why do you buy new pants? Are

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you kidding? These are nice wranglers He's just gonna gain it

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all back Is

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that what it is? I'm not yet Come

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here for a sec Let me see Watch

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when he walks Like at least buy

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a belt Come here Look at

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how he walks Yo everything is just huge I

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know Oh my God It's

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a new belt Is this the last loop

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on the belt? I'm on the third

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belt of a new belt Yeah okay so

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for anybody who's missed that Maureen's on the third belt of

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the new belt Thanks

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for that Way to clear everything up

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for the people Dog I know You

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just wear track pants man Did you have any birthday

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cake this weekend? No Cause

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I'm not eating cake figure out how to make

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a cake at a celery and peanut butter. But

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I told my stepmom, please don't make a

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cake. And then she apparently spent

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three hours making a cake. What do you

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mean apparently? Like it's like she did something

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wrong. She said that she spent three hours.

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That's a lovely stepmom right there. Yes. And I said, I'm

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not having the cake. I told you in advance. And then

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she got really upset and she's like, don't you find it

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weird when someone makes you a cake and you won't eat

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the cake? And I'm like, don't you find it weird that

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when somebody says they're not going to eat cake and you

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still make the cake? No, I'm a

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Donna on the piece. Yeah. Why not just a piece?

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I couldn't do it. Why? I couldn't do it because

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I didn't want to break the seal and then go

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back to the way I will. The

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seal of like, you know, eating sweets. Well,

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you got to stop with this. It's

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like, it's like when people say, I

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can't eat gluten. No, you don't eat

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gluten. You could. We've told you time

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and time again, how unhealthy this is.

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And we've received multiple

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messages from fans. Yes.

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I feel great. No, you don't. You like the

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Instagram comments. No,

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right. Yeah. You like the,

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the, you like the nice Instagram comments

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that come through. No, they're fantastic. Anybody's

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commenting on more his body on Instagram.

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First of all, that's weird. Yeah. But

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if anybody's commenting on more his body

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telling me he looks good, please know,

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okay, please know that he's

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starving himself. He

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is not doing this in

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any healthy, remotely healthy way.

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He's starving himself. So the next time you see

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picture of Dammit Morrie with a button done up

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on a jacket for the first time. Oh, that

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felt great. Don't

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tell him he looks good. Yeah. It's we've

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said this like real talk. We've said this

3:38

multiple times. Yeah. And the way you're doing

3:40

this is unhealthy and you react to not

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playing you on your birthday. Well, you're

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not going to flame a guy on this show

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on his birthday. When can you play? I will

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say you reply to, you reply to, you know,

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the nice comments that come through on that. And if

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not great to be pulled by my belt by Mocha,

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but what about all the. concerning

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Comments that come through on IG that you

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ignore all the money else is great. You

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know, you listen to me. No, right What

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about all the ones that here on

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IG where people are

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genuinely concerned? I delete those ones

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right you delete them. Well, I

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don't want to see that You're

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deleting comments of concern Not

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funny no, man No,

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man, how are you games they still jiggly or no? Do

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you want to tell no, I don't do I want

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to tell what? Is anything I mean do I want

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to tell you're losing your mind? You need food like your

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brain is not working man Brain

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is not working. It's not functioning. Anyway,

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I didn't read they don't The

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rosin mocha show podcast Happy

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birthday, Danny 56

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wonderful years on this flat earth You

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say it enough. I mean it don't what took you what like three

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days Cheesecake

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suck all over This

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is the Johnny Depp School of Act and

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we haven't done this in a very long

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time Johnny Depp became problematic and I don't

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know whatever but so so the story goes and

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other people have done this I know Robert Downey

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Jr. Is admitted to doing this back in the

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day Johnny Depp those guys so famous so busy

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that when they would Shoot these movies they couldn't

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they they wouldn't learn their lines And what they

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would do is they would put this earpiece in

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their ear and while they were shooting scenes Somebody

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would be offset just feeding them their lines and

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that's how they would do these scenes That's how

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they would act and it's very

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very difficult to do and so damn

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it Maury has an earpiece in his

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ear I will be feeding Maury his lines

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for this scene and the scene we're gonna

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be doing today is a scene from the

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notebook Oh, I will

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hand you your script Mocha

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You're going to be playing Ally and

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Maury. You're going to be playing Noah.

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I'm Ryan Gosling. Made famous by Ryan Gosling.

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Maury, you have your earpiece in your

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ear, correct? Yes. Okay, Moch,

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I'll give you one second to look over the script.

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Not much work for you. No, no, easy, easy. Easy,

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easy. Dammit Maury, again, has no script in front of

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him. I will be feeding Dammit

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Maury his line. Okay. Okay. So this is

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the Rosamoka School of Acting? Yeah,

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sure. The

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Notebook starring Dammit Maury and

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Mocha. And

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action! You arrogant son

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of a bitch. Will

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you just play with me? Stay with you? What

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for? Look at us, we're already fighting.

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Well, that's what we poo. You stay what we

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do, and you be an arrogant son of a

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flitch. You eat a pain in the ass, which

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you are 99% are. You

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are not afraid to hunt in your face

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and two seconds and you rain down and

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you're in my... That's

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not in the script. No, I think that sounds like

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a problem right there. I may need

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to get... Oh, thank you, you're having a stroke. I may

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need to get a writer on set. Yeah,

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are you right? But that is our rep. That is.

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But that was not in the script. Let's take

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it from the top again, okay, gentlemen? All right,

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here we go. Rosamoka School of Acting, The

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Notebook, hit two, and

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action. You arrogant son of a bitch. Won't

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you just play with me? Stay with you?

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What for? Look at us, we're already fighting.

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Well, that's why we poo. You only fight, you be

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an arrogant son of a bitch. And I tell you

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when you're playing in the plane in the flash, you

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are 99% of the time and you're gonna flirt

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with my feelings two seconds and rebound and

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you're playing in the flash. So

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what? So

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it's not gonna be easy. We're gonna

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work this out every day. You're gonna

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go, I want you however. You and

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me every day, you're going for me,

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going for me. Picture your life,

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oh, 40 years from now, 40 years

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from now. Go, go, go, you're my guy,

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you're my guy. Lose me again. That's what

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you really want me to poo. Oh, you're

8:10

an easy way, you're out. What

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easy way? There is no easy

8:15

way. Whatever I do, somebody always

8:17

gets hurt. Stop

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flicking with the light. What

8:23

do you want? I have to go. And

8:25

the... It's

8:30

not easy. I don't know how Johnny Depp did it. I

8:32

don't know how Robert Downey Jr. does it. Robert

8:35

Downey duty. Because

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Morrie said poo so many times in his script. And

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that right there is the Roz and Moka School of Acting.

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The Roz and Moka Show Podcast. Podcast.

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Happy birthday, damn it, Morrie! Oh, yeah! Yay!

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This is my kingdom. Uh-oh.

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A happy birthday edition of

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Five and Seven. Today's

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damn it, Morrie's birthday. As

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a birthday gift, just say the right number. There

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we go. This

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is Five and Seven birthday edition for damn it, Morrie.

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We will ask damn it, Morrie,

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to name five things. Very simple,

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Morrie has seven seconds to name

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those five things. Damn it, Morrie,

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birthday boy. Yes. Are

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you ready? Absolutely. Morrie,

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name five things you play with more than one

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ball. Oh, okay. Ping

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Pong? More than

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one ball. Like, oh, Shotput?

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I was gonna say Cannon. Both of those

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are games with one ball. Oh.

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Like the same ball? Would have given you Snooker,

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Croquet, Bocce, Dodgeball,

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sometimes when you're playing pinball, that second ball

9:53

comes down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All

9:55

games with more than one ball, Morrie. You

9:58

name two games with one ball. You

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could have said baseball, uh-huh If

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you go with games with one ball

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true you could have basketball hockey. No,

10:08

no ball hockey Don't

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even get it Moving

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on damn Amore. Yes named five parts

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of a car engine. Oh,

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um spricket Dipstick

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struts belt gas

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Okay, can you explain what does

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the spricket and a car engine

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do what is its responsibility? For

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a vehicle the spricket. Yeah, like if

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you needed to get your your spricket

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replaced. Yeah, right What

10:41

does it do? My understanding

10:43

is is that the spricket is like

10:45

what makes it go? Like

10:49

in the entire engine connected to the

10:51

belt. Yes Yeah, like that's why

10:53

struts are starting with an ask

10:55

a spricket struts Okay, so the spricket does

10:57

what does it spin? Does it pump? No,

11:00

like what it goes up and down like

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like a piston Yeah, so

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piston. Yeah. Okay. I

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have no idea Okay

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moving on damn Amore birthday boy morey

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named five words where the second letter

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is s oh And

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Spray Right

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Did I get a letter man? Did

11:32

I get no but it's s s

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s h h. No, can you give

11:36

us some examples? Yeah more assistant asparagus.

11:38

Oh Ashtray

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ass Your

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life You

11:53

could have said your whole life is ass

12:00

Bro. Uh,

12:02

damn it, Morrie! Not including

12:04

drinks. Name five things you swallow

12:06

without chewing. Oh, okay. Um... A

12:09

pill. Um... Your

12:13

words... Gum... Loser. Who

12:17

swallows gum without chewing it? Like you just

12:20

put that whole stick in your mouth? And

12:22

fight to get it down? Oh

12:25

man, come on. Come

12:27

on. I would've given you ice cream, I

12:29

would've given you applesauce, soup

12:31

maybe? But that didn't know what you said

12:34

without drinking. I said without chewing. Without chewing.

12:36

Oh, swallow without chewing. Okay. Would've

12:38

given you swords. Swallowing... Yes.

12:41

Finally, we'll end with this. Aside from hats, name five things you

12:43

wear on your head. Oh, yarmulke? Um...

12:49

What else? Five things you wear on your head.

12:51

Five things you wear on your head. Five things

12:53

you wear on your... Oh. You literally said one

12:55

thing, bro. Yeah, would've given you crown, bonnet, do-rag.

12:58

Hey. Hey. Helmet,

13:00

would've given you headband, would've given you...

13:03

Umbrella? No. Happy

13:06

birthday, Dammit Morrie. That is how you play Five Incenta. The

13:10

Ross and Mokushio Podcast. Podcast. Happy

13:15

birthday, Dammit Morrie. All right. Thank you,

13:18

thank you, thank you. 54 glorious years.

13:25

Happy birthday, Morrie reads one text. Um...

13:32

That's it. Seems

13:34

about right. Whatever

13:37

that was, thank you. Scrolling,

13:40

scrolling, scrolling. I

13:43

think of Morrie scrolling too. I got it scrolling.

13:46

Your wife texted me, that's something. Rolling. Probably

13:49

telling you to tell me to check

13:51

my phone. Please tell him I'll sort of

13:53

check his phone. Rolling, scrolling. Oh,

13:57

hey Morrie. Here we are. My

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son's name is David. Can

14:06

you wish him a happy birthday David? Hey,

14:10

there we go. All right, David. Well,

14:14

we have not yet done. We played

14:16

five and seven already. Yeah. The

14:18

whole bunch of stuff. I've read a ton of texts for

14:21

David. We

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haven't. We haven't

14:27

played a song yet though. No, that's right. Right.

14:31

Every year, Shem puts together a wonderful song.

14:33

Love this tradition for

14:35

anyone's birthday. David. Yeah.

14:38

Yeah, this one's for the young David. Get

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ready to do it. Do you just get ready to do

14:45

it? Please. Brilliant

14:55

so far. It

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is your day for the survey.

15:02

Yes, we need to play for

15:04

the survey. Like

15:07

Andy Warhol, you're about to fall

15:09

in love. You

15:11

have fall survey. I

15:14

think you are a dog for the

15:16

survey. You don't

15:18

need to talk for the survey. You

15:22

are my favorite photo. He's in the sea. We're

15:55

going to go to love. How

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could I help? Happy

16:02

Birthday, David Morrie! The

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Roz and Moka Text Line. Happy

16:10

Birthday, David Morrie, celebrating 54. You're

16:13

the same age as my dad. The

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Roz and Moka Show Podcast. Podcast.

16:24

Happy Birthday, David Morrie! Yes!

16:27

Celebrating 53 today. Have

16:33

any of you guys ever used a Theragun? A

16:36

Theragun? What's that? It's

16:40

that massage thing that you see athletes use? No,

16:42

you haven't. Like I

16:44

said earlier, because it's David Morrie's birthday, we had planned a group

16:46

massage for today. What? Cool!

16:52

And I brought my Theragun, which looks like this. Yeah.

16:56

And I'll turn it on. Okay.

17:00

Oh my God, yo! Okay. The

17:02

floor and the desk is shaking. Oh, geez,

17:04

what are you doing, bro? No, I'm

17:06

not smiling. How can

17:08

you do it? Okay.

17:12

So this thing, first of all, is super

17:14

powerful. Okay. Super

17:17

powerful. But because none of you guys, Catherine jams

17:19

this thing into my back all the time. Yeah.

17:22

Okay, so none of you guys have ever used a Theragun before. No. Okay,

17:25

so I'm going to go around. Yeah. Okay.

17:29

So I'm going to go around. Who wants Theragun first? Me.

17:33

Okay, both of you. But it's my birthday. Yeah, yeah, Morrie

17:35

don't worry about that. We'll get

17:37

to you in a second, cheesecake. Now, at

17:39

what level do you want? Do you want like a beginner or expert? No,

17:42

expert. You want expert? Yeah,

17:44

physical fitness over here. Okay,

17:46

bend over. Bend over?

17:50

Yo, ho! Again, it's my birthday. We need to like,

17:52

like, hunch over a little bit. Okay, okay, okay. Hunch

17:54

over a little bit. Just wait. Get

17:57

your microphone right there. Okay, yeah. Okay,

17:59

okay. Yeah, are you ready? Yeah,

18:01

okay. We're going in the middle of my back. Yeah,

18:03

okay go oh My

18:07

god, oh

18:09

boy That's

18:14

amazing oh My

18:23

god, yes, this

18:26

is no this is amazing Oh

18:33

Okay, wow I enjoy

18:36

watching that You're

18:38

next go in that room Come

18:43

on cheesecake. Hold on while

18:45

I was walking in there you could for you what

18:47

happened? Um, just seen in the sound effects Okay,

18:51

Ron in your studio now, I'm ready to

18:53

come back looking forward a little bit Okay,

18:56

now what level do you want expert baby?

18:58

Come on. I'm gonna do it. Yeah, Maria

19:00

turn away. Oh My

19:05

god Yeah,

19:10

oh yeah a little to that oh my god

19:12

Roz Turned

19:22

away right now What

19:44

level do you want Expert

19:49

max level on Maria's forearm right now.

19:52

Yeah. What is that? You're right? I

20:03

think my arm is going to break! Awwww!

20:07

Yeah, really, that looks weird. You

20:11

having fun? This

20:13

is not that feeling. Hey,

20:16

I'm real. Oh my God. Wait,

20:20

come back. Alright, and now, ladies

20:22

and gentlemen. Oh,

20:25

God. For

20:27

the birthday boy, damn it, Morrie. Do you want

20:30

me to go in there? No.

20:32

Do you want me to stand up? No,

20:35

I'd like you to sit, please.

20:37

What level do you want? What level

20:39

do you want? It's his birthday,

20:41

max level. Max

20:44

level? Yeah, okay.

20:47

You ready? I'm ready.

20:49

Oh my God!

20:54

Oh, Ron! Oh,

20:58

yeah! Holy

21:00

geez! Oh my God.

21:04

Oh! You're

21:10

getting jealous? Why'd

21:12

you stop? I'm like you're

21:14

being truthful, man. Why did

21:16

you tell me that? That

21:19

sounded like you're having a bad time. Anyway,

21:24

happy birthday, damn it, Morrie. He's bludgeoning. Look at

21:26

him. Yo,

21:29

come through for your boy.

21:32

The Roz and Mokka Show podcast. Hello,

21:37

it's Roz and Mokka. Hey, Roz and Mokka, this is

21:40

Michael Bunting. What's up, dude? Hey,

21:42

is this Michael Bunting, Michael Bunting? Hey,

21:44

how you doing? This is Michael Bunting, Michael Bunting. What's going on,

21:46

dude? What the hell? Where are you?

21:48

I'm driving training right now and I was

21:51

just listening to the show and I

21:53

was talking to Morrie

21:56

and I just wanted to call him and wish him a happy birthday. Oh,

21:58

damn. Yeah, go for it. Michael. Laurie.

22:02

Yeah man. How you doing? I'm

22:04

good I missed you so much. Wait hold on

22:07

a second. Michael Bunting are you where are you

22:09

right now dude are you in Pritzbark? No

22:11

I'm uh I'm not doing Toronto on a 401

22:14

stuck in traffic. Okay why are

22:16

you calling Michael Bunting professional hockey

22:19

player why are you calling the

22:21

request line and not calling like

22:24

the speaker rocks the poker line.

22:27

Laurie gave me this number

22:29

and uh and I'm calling

22:31

it a wish him a happy birthday. Oh

22:35

well there you go oh my god that is the best

22:37

ever we love you and I miss you so much. You

22:39

promised me the next time you're in town we would do

22:41

drinks. Yeah we definitely do I just got back like

22:43

uh I just got back and I

22:45

actually gotta go like I'm driving right

22:47

now I'm out of here I'm driving

22:49

far far sorry man next time. I

22:51

got I got practice tomorrow. God

23:00

I know I use you hear this a lot

23:02

from fans but man we missed you a whole

23:04

lot this year dude. I appreciate it um yeah

23:06

I know it was definitely uh a

23:08

lot of fun uh playing at home for Toronto. Yeah

23:11

it was a pretty cool experience to be playing a

23:13

friend of friends and family every single night but

23:16

that being said I'm really enjoying my time

23:18

at Pittsburgh it's uh it's a lot of

23:20

fun there as well. Hey um when now

23:22

that you're back here do you tell everybody

23:24

you're back or do you tell like certain

23:27

people first and then you slowly start opening

23:29

up the like friend group so you don't

23:31

get inundated all at once. Yeah kind of

23:33

kind of that um we

23:35

have such a short period of time at home

23:37

yeah like that we're here I'm here for

23:39

probably about a month and a half and try to

23:42

jam everything in it's pretty crazy so yeah I was

23:44

gonna say now it might be out a little bit.

23:47

The worst person in the world you could have told that

23:49

you were back is Maury. Like

23:55

you just made all the mistakes

23:57

I'm free tonight I'm free tomorrow.

24:00

I'm just free for the next month and a

24:02

half. Dude. Well, we'll have

24:04

to plan something more and get

24:06

that drink. I am there. Maybe

24:08

you'll bring something better than that

24:11

little box cheese

24:13

you brought to my condo earlier. Oh,

24:16

wow. Stings still. Michael

24:20

Bunting, you know we love you, bro. Thank you

24:23

so much for hanging out on the show today.

24:25

Thanks, guys. You guys are great. I'll

24:27

be listening while I'm here. You're the best, dude.

24:30

Congratulations. Take care, brother. Miss you. Take

24:32

care. I know. It's the Ross and Mokaju

24:34

pod. Yeah. How's

24:38

everybody? Yeah, good, man. Yeah. Still, I got a running

24:41

nose and all that other stuff. You get sick for

24:43

like two weeks, bro? No, it's one week in

24:45

two days. It was last Wednesday that I started getting

24:47

sick. I swear you got something in New York when

24:49

you met. Yeah,

24:51

I got sick from my kid. That NY flu.

24:54

Yeah. No, and then it's allergies. All the other

24:56

signs of weakness. You know what I mean? Yeah,

24:58

yeah, yeah. I

25:00

feel so bad. Have you been taking anything? I

25:03

did. I don't like taking stuff. It messes me

25:05

up. I had like NY cool

25:07

sign of weakness. No, yeah, I took some NY

25:09

cool that first day because I had to get

25:11

through the show the next day. So I took

25:13

that and made me all spacey

25:15

and lightheaded. And then Catherine's always trying

25:18

to put these whatever

25:21

they're called. Faith.

25:24

Allergy medication. Faith.

25:28

Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Yeah, that's the

25:30

one thing I have not tried to

25:32

do is I've not tried to pray

25:34

the cold away. Right. Come on, man.

25:36

I'm never sick, bro. Jesus Christ of

25:38

Nazareth. Not

25:42

including that time that Jesus almost took

25:44

you from us when you collapsed in

25:46

that video that day. Oh, that's true.

25:48

I rolled the above. Let's play Jesus.

25:50

Jesus Christ of Nazareth. See,

25:53

yeah, that's true. Yeah, no, I don't

25:55

like having a runny nose and all that stuff.

25:57

Especially when it's nice out. doing

26:00

all that stuff. It really is the worst

26:02

when it's like 30 degrees outside and you're

26:04

sick as hell. No, it's terrible, terrible. And

26:06

I just, I feel like a simp, you

26:08

know, like just... Like, you're

26:10

sick? Yeah. Yeah.

26:13

Like how dare you get sick in the heat? I hate it.

26:16

I hate it. I hate it. Like

26:18

I'm not, I, the last thing I want somebody to do when

26:20

I'm sick is to just like, even if

26:22

Catherine says, oh my God, do I want to pick you up something? I'm like, no.

26:25

Uh-huh. No. I

26:27

will pick it all up. Yeah.

26:31

I'll crawl out of the house if I have to. Yes. Yeah.

26:34

Yeah. You

26:36

don't want to be taken care of? Yeah. I

26:38

don't like, I don't like feeling that way. Right? Like,

26:40

I don't like, I don't like that. I don't

26:42

like being on my back and having, you know,

26:44

it's just not cool. Like I'm like a dog.

26:46

Like I'll go be sick in private, you know,

26:48

I'll go crawl under a chair somewhere and just

26:50

deal with my illness. Yeah. But

26:52

everybody knows that. Like you're

26:54

there hurting. Yeah. I know.

26:57

I know. But I just want to like

26:59

help. I want to let it show though. So maybe

27:01

the Lord is next. Jesus Christ of Nazareth. I don't

27:03

got anything going on on Sunday, Shamm. Maybe you can

27:05

recommend a church or something. Mine. Oh my God. Did

27:08

you go to Shamm's church? No, I couldn't go

27:10

to Shamm's church. Why? Because I

27:12

would be that guy that farts in church just to

27:14

make him laugh. Listen, I got some old people that

27:17

go to my church. The Ross and Mokushio Podcast. Podcast.

27:24

Okay. Brandi Texan said, just want to let you know that

27:26

I work about 15 minutes away from home on the highway.

27:28

I purposely take the long way so I

27:30

can extend the time as long as possible

27:32

to keep listening to you guys because you

27:34

make my mornings every single morning. Thanks

27:37

for everything you guys do every day to

27:39

keep us laughing, smiling and off to

27:41

a great start to the day. Brandi in

27:43

Stoney Creek, Ontario. Wow. How's

27:46

life in Stoney Creek? Oh, you know, it's

27:48

like getting busier, but yeah. Thank

27:50

you for listening. Just wanted to call the big you up

27:52

for your support of the show. Oh, thanks

27:54

guys. Yeah, no,

27:56

it's it's the show is so great.

27:58

Like it's such a good start to my...

28:00

day like you guys have me laughing it's

28:02

funny because as a teenager I never wanted

28:04

to listen to like the talking part of

28:07

the radio show but now

28:09

when the music comes on I'm like

28:11

let's go like yeah so you

28:13

started listening how long have you been listening

28:15

to the show we've been on the radio almost 15 years now oh

28:18

man probably like between five

28:20

to ten years I want to say okay

28:22

so how old are you when you started listening oh

28:25

I'm 30 so maybe

28:27

like early 20s okay

28:29

and did you discover the show on your own

28:32

or was it like through friends through your folks

28:34

I was on my own actually and then it just

28:36

became a daily thing and now it's like a state

28:38

on my morning drive I purposely leave the house

28:41

early all right and what's your life like now

28:43

you're in your 30s living out there in Stony

28:45

Creek it's all right I'm married

28:47

happily married I have a dog you

28:50

know like cost of living sucks but

28:53

it's all right just trying to get

28:55

by just trying to get by but I think

28:57

we all are what do you when you say

28:59

that you take the long way and listen to

29:01

the and listen to the show like what

29:04

makes it a successful diversion meaning what

29:06

do you hope to hear when you're

29:08

taking the long way honestly

29:10

when you guys just talk about everything mainly

29:13

when like Roz just like rips into

29:15

anybody not rips in but you know

29:17

it's a little sarcastic

29:19

joke yeah

29:22

stuff like that it's just the dynamic between you

29:24

two is just so great and it's just so

29:27

funny to listen to all of you talk oh

29:30

well thank you brandy appreciate

29:33

the text appreciate the love that you've got

29:35

for our show just know that we have

29:38

just as much if not even more love

29:40

for you because of your

29:42

support of the show thanks guys have an awesome

29:44

day at work between Roz and local who's your

29:46

favorite I have to go with my

29:49

smooth cool dude Roz you can't

29:52

escape it like it's never

29:55

going away you know that right it's

29:57

never gonna end never did

29:59

you hear a By the way, Brandy, did you hear

30:01

on the Roz and Mocha docu-series,

30:03

the origin story of Smooth Cool

30:05

Dude? I haven't gotten there yet,

30:07

but I'm so excited. Yo, it's a

30:10

spoiler alert. Actually, no, I'm not gonna say anything.

30:12

But just listen to that episode or listen to

30:14

all the episodes, but there is a great

30:17

story behind Smooth Cool Dude, okay?

30:20

Amazing, amazing. All right, Brandy, appreciate you. Have

30:22

a great day. Thank you guys, you too,

30:24

bye. The Roz and Mocha Show podcast. Podcast.

30:30

24 is the high sun cloud mix for the day. It

30:33

is 13 right now. Apparently

30:37

it's gonna be a hot summer here. Love

30:40

it, love it. Environment Canada just

30:42

said anything east of Winnipeg

30:44

or anything east of Manitoba is gonna

30:47

be unusually hot. So what's east?

30:49

All of us. Oh, what do you

30:52

think is east, Morin? Of Halifax? No. Nope.

30:54

Nobody ever said Halifax. See,

30:57

you have Calgary,

30:59

Ontario, and Vancouver. Okay,

31:02

I'm not gonna get into this. Can you name

31:04

four provinces, Morin? Calgary, Alberta,

31:07

no, Calgary, no, Alberta, British

31:12

Columbia and Ontario. That's three. Bingo.

31:15

That's three. We got there. That's three. I'll

31:18

try one more. Anyway, so

31:20

it's gonna be a hot summer. So a hot summer. Vegas

31:23

though. Wasn't climax just in Vegas?

31:25

Uh-huh. It was hot? They're

31:27

going through it right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very.

31:30

So Vegas right now. Well, I faced some of

31:32

him like overnight. Yeah. When he

31:34

was leaving the casino and we were at work. You

31:36

walked in here one day. Oh, that's right. Yeah,

31:38

he was just leaving the casino. But still

31:41

overnight, right? Yeah. It's still overnight.

31:43

And it's three hours. I get it, I

31:45

get it. But the man was like, it

31:47

was so humid outside. Like

31:49

his phone, the camera on his phone was

31:52

fogging up. Really? That's how humid it was.

31:54

Is it always hot there? It's always hot.

31:57

It's not that humid though, but it's always

31:59

hot. So right now in Vegas,

32:02

their June temps are usually almost

32:04

like nine degrees lower than

32:07

what they are right now. So this week, the last two

32:09

days in Vegas have been 34.7 and the upcoming rest of

32:11

the week, the

32:14

temperatures are supposed to get to 41 and 44. I

32:20

know you expect places like that have

32:22

names like Furnace Creek and Death Valley

32:24

to be hot, but

32:27

the upcoming temperatures for Furnace Creek and

32:29

Death Valley in Nevada are 47 for

32:33

daily highs, 47. Bro, that's like what India

32:35

was going through like two

32:38

weeks ago. Do you remember that video of that guy

32:40

in India who's flip-flop stuck to the road? Yeah, he's

32:42

not. You remember that? He stepped on the road, his

32:44

shoe melted to the road. Yeah, because it was like

32:46

50 plus. Yeah, it melted to the road. You know,

32:49

I never tried to do that thing where you cook

32:51

an egg on a car. My old man always used

32:53

to say that. So you cook an egg

32:55

on a car. Put it like on the windshield? Yeah. Like

32:58

on the hood? On the hood. Yeah. Never

33:01

tried to do that. You can do it this summer. Yeah.

33:04

I don't know. I don't know about that. Do you think you're going to do

33:06

that? Do you do it in a pan or like right on the hood? No,

33:08

right on the hood. I've

33:10

never tried that. What do you do with it? Do you eat

33:12

it after work? Yeah. No, you

33:14

can't eat that. You can't eat car eggs. You clean the

33:16

hood first. With what? No, I'm not doing that. I'm

33:18

not doing that. I'm not going to get the nonstick

33:21

flipper and all this other stuff. I don't know. I'm

33:23

not doing that. But yeah, that's hot, man. Yeah.

33:26

And don't get me wrong. I'm looking forward to it. Me

33:29

too. I'm looking forward to it. But there is a

33:31

level of hot that because I sweat, right? So

33:34

there's a level of hot that is like.

33:37

There's too much? Where I start to feel sick to

33:39

my stomach. No. Like how hot?

33:42

Like once it gets up to like the 40 plus

33:45

kind of thing, I start to get a little

33:47

like I don't leave the house for

33:49

long periods of time. Because you had to poop? Yeah. Oh,

33:52

yeah. I knew it. The Ross

33:54

and Mokaju podcast. So

34:01

every night before I go to bed, you know, I

34:03

meditate. I either use the

34:05

Peloton app, I

34:09

got a ton of meditations on there, or I use the

34:11

Calm app. And on

34:13

the Calm app, they have sleep stories.

34:16

And sometimes you get a celebrity

34:20

that will read a story, and it's got nice

34:22

music, and they just read it in a very

34:25

soft, gentle voice. I

34:28

think his is probably been streamed the

34:30

absolute most. So I came across

34:33

one last night, a new one, or at

34:35

least it was new to me. I'd never seen it before.

34:37

I just don't know how to feel about it. Because

34:41

I started listening to it, and I was like, I can't get into this

34:43

at all. But she's not famous for celebrity

34:49

status, she's famous because of who her kids are. This

34:51

is the mother of the woman that I met. This

34:56

is the mother of Jason

34:59

and Travis Kelsey. Donna Kelsey.

35:02

So she's doing a sleep story on the Calm app

35:05

on the rules of football. So

35:10

here's how, and I

35:12

gave it a fair chance, okay? Just out

35:14

of curiosity. Did not put me to sleep.

35:18

But here's how it started. Hello

35:22

there, nice to meet you. Come on,

35:24

come on. Predentials,

35:54

let me tell you, I'm a mom

35:56

of two boys who have played

35:58

football most of their life. alive. Okay, so

36:00

I think is it but this is supposed

36:03

to like make you go to sleep. Yeah,

36:05

supposed to help with the relaxation. Someone

36:07

raised her on football wouldn't put it

36:09

there's that aspect that you might just

36:11

be bored. Uh huh. Like

36:13

it does not soothing. No, she's talking

36:17

like a mom. Right? Regular

36:19

mom. I can't fall asleep to

36:21

the Midwestern accent. Right. And

36:23

then she starts getting into the rules.

36:25

Football is played on a rectangular field

36:28

measuring about 53 yards and

36:30

width and about 100 yards long. Not

36:32

including the end zones, which are

36:35

my favorite part of the field. Even

36:38

though I've attended or watched no less

36:40

than let's see if Jason was

36:42

a lot of when he started

36:44

playing carries a funny here at

36:46

Travis. Someone applied by two. I've seen

36:48

about a billion games. Yeah, but

36:50

I'll be honest. While

36:52

I didn't know the exact dimensions of

36:54

the top of my head, I

36:57

do think it helps to set

36:59

the scene. So

37:01

this field is marked with lines

37:03

denoting yardage increments and

37:06

features goalposts at each end.

37:08

Like I what she's

37:10

talking about. I actually am sort of

37:12

interested in the content and they think she's

37:14

a wonderful woman. Absolutely. But this doesn't

37:17

it's not the assignment. No, this is

37:19

not its intended or the

37:21

intended purpose doesn't at least doesn't do it

37:23

for me. No. Right.

37:27

What? Cheesecake? What? Do you like it? No, no,

37:29

no. It reminds me of somebody. It kind

37:33

of reminds me of like Martha Stewart a

37:35

little bit. Hold on. You turned on. I didn't

37:38

say all that. Stop that. Don't don't do that.

37:41

I'm not. I'm just this by

37:43

the way is Donna Kelsey, the mother of

37:45

Travis and Jason Kelsey. She's got like a

37:48

sleep story on the calm app. And

37:50

I tried to do it. I sort of do you. Really? I

37:53

tried to listen to it last night and fall asleep. And

37:55

it just I don't know. It didn't do

37:57

it for me. I couldn't get into it. The maximum

37:59

number of players on the field is 22. 11

38:03

on each side. Every position

38:05

on the field has a specific role

38:07

or duty to perform. I

38:09

think nearly everyone is familiar with a quarterback. But

38:11

do you not think that maybe- Even if you

38:13

aren't familiar with the game. This is

38:15

just another way to sort of grow the game

38:17

to a new audience. Like maybe that's its intended

38:19

purpose. Like there's probably, you know, like let's just

38:22

say you're not a fan of football, right? You

38:24

hate football, but you know, Taylor Swift is

38:26

dating Travis Kelce, and maybe you've seen a

38:29

mom on entertainment tonight and a couple other

38:31

fun things. You're familiar with that world, but

38:33

you're not a football fan, right? And maybe

38:35

you're like, okay, what do I, I need

38:37

to be bored as Maury said, and

38:40

I need to, you know, I've burned through

38:42

all my other favorite celebrities, maybe

38:44

listening to this woman talk about football

38:47

will put me to sleep. But

38:49

what winds up happening is a

38:51

non-football fan subconsciously understands the rules

38:54

of football. So they may

38:56

now be able to have a conversation about

38:58

football with somebody in their life who may

39:00

or may not be a big football fan,

39:02

right? Like could it be something like that

39:04

or am I- Like get that's the intention

39:06

then I guess. Right?

39:09

It's an accomplished, I mean she has a

39:11

very motherly voice which is in between her

39:13

soothing. Or runs the

39:16

ball themselves. Now

39:18

the center usually plays in the middle

39:20

of the offensive line. Okay. Sorry, I'm

39:23

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm

39:25

sorry. The Roz and Mokushio

39:28

Podcast. Podcast. Maize

39:32

the line, how are you? I am

39:34

a huge fan and I am so

39:37

in an awesome mood now. Oh, okay.

39:39

Where's my R.D. Vise? Welcome to the show. I

39:42

am a long time listener. I

39:45

have, I actually just listened to your

39:47

podcast. I powered through them on

39:49

the weekend and I had texted

39:52

in just saying like, look, I am so grateful

39:54

that you guys did this forever for

39:57

us fans and amazing. I

40:00

wish there was more information, but you guys are

40:02

just totally awesome and I love you

40:04

all. Are you talking about the history

40:06

of Raza Mocha, the six-bar docu-series? Yes. Okay,

40:09

so what do you wish there was

40:11

more of? Just more, like, I don't

40:13

know, just more in detail than, and I

40:16

also laughed the fact that Maury's husband at

40:18

the end was angry that he wasn't in it. Oh,

40:21

technically he was. He was.

40:24

He was, he was. He was. You

40:27

got the damn Matthew that you know and love. What do

40:29

you mean it's f***ing over? I didn't get my segment. Yeah,

40:32

I love how they didn't interview me. I'm

40:34

not a part of this. Meanwhile, I have to suffer this

40:36

show and all of stuff. Like,

40:39

I've been part of the show too, I think,

40:41

for like all these years suffering. All you f***ers

40:43

calling me at like six, seven in the morning.

40:45

But what's that? It's supposed to be

40:47

uncensored and now you're being me. Okay, I'm f***ing mad

40:50

that I'm swearing because I'm f***ing

40:52

mad. I'm f***ing swearing because I'm f***ing mad

40:54

that you interviewed 500,000 people for this

40:57

podcast, but you don't f***ing think that

40:59

that's me. So please,

41:01

please, please, please, please. Okay,

41:03

well that was good on your head. You f*** yourself.

41:06

Okay, say bye. Bye. I

41:08

felt it was just, it was just the perfect amount of him.

41:11

What episode or story kind of stood

41:14

out for you? Um, I just, for

41:16

me it was just, I just think

41:18

a history of like your family and

41:20

how you guys got together. And

41:22

I was like heartbroken for Roz, the fact that you

41:24

said no. I said

41:26

no. Yeah. Yes, you should be.

41:28

But in the docu-series, you know why I said no, those three

41:31

times. No, no, I get it. I

41:33

understand. But, and I'm glad that you actually

41:35

came around and you are on

41:38

the show now. And as I

41:40

said, I love you guys. But for me, it

41:43

solidifies who my favorite is too. Oh,

41:46

well you can't say it until we ask. Yeah,

41:48

that's true. No, no, I know and I'm not going

41:50

to. No. And for me,

41:52

and I have my whole reason too. My

41:55

favorite is my favorite and he's, and

41:58

yeah, I can't say anything. Okay,

42:00

well, Maiseline, thank you for listening to the

42:03

docu-series. Thank you for listening to the

42:05

show. Thank you for calling in. We appreciate

42:07

you. We love you. Your

42:10

support means everything to us. And

42:12

that docu-series was made for people

42:14

like you, for the superfans, also

42:16

made obviously for newer fans

42:18

who may not know exactly who we

42:20

are or how the show came to

42:22

be, celebrating almost 15 years. But

42:25

before we let you go, between Ross and Moka,

42:27

who's your favorite? Absolutely, hands down Ross. And

42:29

my reason why is, Ross,

42:32

he is your true person who is going

42:34

to tell you the truth. There

42:37

are not enough people out in the world that

42:39

tell you how it is, no matter

42:41

if they're going to upset you or you're

42:43

going to get angry at it, because

42:45

he loves people. He doesn't come across

42:48

that way, but he loves people and

42:50

he truly is an awesome person. And

42:53

I love him for it, because you

42:55

always need that friend that's going to

42:57

tell you how it is to get through

42:59

life. And that's why I love Ross.

43:01

Do you listen on the right podcast? I've been a

43:03

long time with this. Do you listen to Ross and

43:05

Moka docu-series? You

43:09

know me, I love people. But

43:12

no, but you tell it as

43:14

it is, and you're that person that will tell

43:17

you, if you're being in my language

43:19

as a ****, you're going to know about

43:21

it. And he has no

43:23

problems telling you how it is. And

43:26

you need people in your life to tell

43:28

you the truth and not sugarcoat things. You

43:31

need someone who's strong and say,

43:33

this is how it is, suck

43:35

it up and get to what you need to

43:37

do. And that's why. And

43:39

I've listened to you right from the get-go. My

43:41

kids are in their 20, 18 and 15, and

43:44

my kids have listened every morning with me, and

43:46

I've listened to you guys the entire

43:48

time. Dammit, can you get

43:51

my I love people t-shirt out of storage I'm going to wear on the

43:53

show? I don't know. I'm

43:55

bringing that back. You don't have much dust. Madeline,

43:58

love you, girl. I love you

44:00

guys. I'm nice and nice. The Roz and Mokushio

44:02

Podcast. Hey, do you have that JLo clip over

44:05

there? Does

44:12

he have that morning? Yeah. I

44:14

don't know what like JLo for

44:16

the longest time was even

44:19

regardless of how she was behind the scenes, everything

44:21

else, because people can be whatever. But

44:23

publicly JLo was like,

44:26

as good as it gets. Like she was

44:28

the top of the top as far as

44:30

could do no wrong. Pretty

44:32

much universally loved everybody here, pure movies.

44:34

Like her persona was just this thing.

44:37

And I don't know what happened in

44:39

the last couple of years where now

44:41

people love tearing JLo down. Like I

44:43

don't know what it like

44:46

what turned but

44:48

did she do something or say something? I don't

44:50

know. I can't believe people like to bring people

44:52

down when they're too good. No, but no, no,

44:54

because it wasn't like I think it might have

44:56

happened. Like right after the A-Rod split. I don't

44:59

know. She got a lot of the left of

45:01

the hustlers movie, right? Which was

45:03

pretty good. But that was before A-Rod split.

45:06

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure. For

45:09

sure. I thought the movie was trash. Yeah, the

45:11

movie was trash. I didn't watch it. I

45:14

mean, but anyway, I was I'm like,

45:16

and then you had that thing with

45:19

the young actor from the bear who

45:21

started talking about how when she was

45:23

on SNL, I remember before that. I

45:26

had a very yeah, thank you. Where she was

45:28

like JLo never sang a word on any of

45:30

her old albums. And it was all Christina Milian

45:32

and Ashanti and like all the people are now

45:35

in a carry fight. They're turning

45:37

on her, right? They're really, really turning on her.

45:39

So this is now making the rounds again. And

45:42

I'm not playing this because it's new. I'm just playing

45:45

this because it's probably new to a lot of people

45:47

because this was something that was leaked like 14 years

45:50

ago, like before social media,

45:52

which was a clip of

45:55

Jennifer Lopez in the studio

45:57

singing. This

46:00

is like before they were like auto-tuned

46:02

and everything else. And where she's

46:04

working with the pianist to try

46:07

and get these notes right. And

46:09

this is now making... Is it making bad or is

46:11

it going to be funny? It's now making the rounds

46:14

again because I guess people are going back in on

46:16

her once again for saying she never sang a note

46:18

on any of her stuff. But here's this

46:20

from 14 years ago. I

46:22

don't want to scream. Oh

46:25

no. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry, everybody. I'm

46:27

sorry, everybody. That hurt me too. I

46:30

don't want to scream that's fine.

46:33

Sorry. Oh God. That sounded

46:36

so crazy. Yeah. Corey,

46:46

Corey, give me the note. Give me the

46:48

note, Corey. Okay. No,

46:54

that's not it. That is horrible. Okay, baby.

46:56

That's never hurt me. No,

47:01

don't do nothing. I'm still

47:03

going off on always, right?

47:06

On everything. You feel like off off.

47:09

Do it again. Come

47:11

on, Corey. Try

47:15

again. Give

47:22

me the note. Oh,

47:34

all right. I

47:37

hate the way you can kid. I

47:39

get no enjoyment at applying that. You

47:41

know, I love JLo, right? Turn

47:44

off notifications today. I don't

47:46

know what's happened to everybody

47:48

turned on JLo. Like it's

47:50

crazy what happened. But

47:52

you know, if that is this just adds fuel to the

47:55

fire. I don't waste dreams. The

48:04

Roz and

48:06

Mocha Show

48:08

Podcast. Hi

48:10

Zach, welcome to Roz and Mocha's Hell of a

48:12

Story. Thank you. Zach, when and where

48:14

does your Hell of a Story take place? It

48:17

takes place in Iceland. In Iceland? It took

48:19

place last month and it's kind of still

48:21

taking place now. Oh wow, okay. I love

48:23

these recent Hell of a Stories. Okay, so

48:25

start at the beginning here. What happened? Okay,

48:28

so me and my boyfriend

48:30

were planning a holiday to Iceland. We

48:32

are both into geology and

48:34

we wanted to go and see the lava fields,

48:37

volcanoes, glaciers, the

48:39

geysers, all that type of stuff. So we've been

48:42

planning this trip for about six months. What's

48:44

your boyfriend's name? My boyfriend's

48:46

called Elliot. Okay, cool. Okay,

48:48

so you and Elliot are planning a big trip

48:50

to Iceland? That's right, yes. Okay. The

48:52

day finally came on the 19th of

48:54

April and we flew from Heathrow in

48:56

London to Keflavik in

49:00

Iceland. And the plan from there

49:03

was to hire a car. We both love road

49:05

trips, I love driving, try for work. I've driven

49:07

all over Europe and so I've got

49:09

no issues driving with the steering wheel on the left, for example.

49:11

As I'm sure you know in the UK we do it in the

49:13

wrong way. So

49:15

we jumped into the hire car and off we went.

49:18

So when you say hire a car, you mean

49:20

rent a car, right? Like you didn't hire a

49:23

driver, you guys are driving. Yeah, that's right. Okay,

49:25

cool. We rented a car, self-drive, several

49:27

gurgage in the back and off we go. And

49:29

the plan is to drive the entire

49:31

ring road to Iceland around the

49:34

entire country and that was going to take us four days. So we

49:36

were planning to come back on the 23rd of April. So

49:39

we arrived and on

49:41

that trip, on the first day, we were

49:43

planning to see all these different things and

49:45

we drove across a current lava

49:47

field. There's an eruption going on at the moment

49:50

and it's kind of drifted over the road. So

49:52

they've built a new road over the top of that.

49:54

So that was pretty cool to see. Who drives? Is

49:56

it you, Zach, or is it Elliott, or do you

49:58

take turns? Did you guys fight? when you're in the

50:00

car together like what's the dynamic between the two of

50:02

you on a road trip? I'm the

50:04

driver, Elliot doesn't like driving at all and I

50:08

absolutely love it so he's quite happy to be

50:10

the passenger princess and I'm quite happy

50:12

to drive. I'm sure he loves it, you call

50:14

him that too. So where is the hell of

50:16

a story? It sounds like a great trip side

50:19

are. Sounds like a fantastic vacation. What

50:21

happens? It is, so four hours

50:23

into the trip we just stopped for a hot

50:25

dog there's a famous hot dog called Pilsa in

50:27

Iceland. Okay. Notched off one of those, it was

50:29

fantastic, really delicious and we get back

50:32

onto the highway driving down this really long straight

50:34

road and suddenly a car

50:37

decided they were going to overtake something

50:39

and piled straight into us at 55

50:42

miles an hour. Oh my god. Head on. Oh

50:44

my god. And it was a hell

50:46

of a sight, the car just comes out and I'm thinking there's

50:49

nothing I can do, just got to accept it

50:52

and bang, fresh and

50:54

the next thing I know a couple of hours later we're

50:56

both in the hospital. The last

50:58

thing you remember is seeing the car,

51:00

the oncoming car and then do you

51:02

remember the crash? Like did the airbags

51:05

go off? Do you remember being inside

51:07

of the vehicle? I see the

51:09

car, I remember thinking this is

51:11

bad, the next thing I remember I'm on my side

51:13

dangling kind of on top of Elliot there's

51:15

blood pouring out my hand because my watch shattered

51:18

into my hand and yeah

51:20

the watch is like blaring an alarm calling

51:23

emergency services, it sends a text to all

51:25

our families who then start calling. Oh my

51:27

god. They think it's the worst

51:31

possible thing that could happen. So you wake up

51:33

in the hospital, what are the doctors telling you?

51:35

Like what kind of shape are you in? At this

51:37

stage we don't know, I

51:39

got sent for some scans and in

51:42

the end it turned out I was okay

51:44

with just bruises but whilst

51:46

we were in this situation that evening

51:48

obviously I'm constantly asking how's Elliot, where's

51:50

Elliot? You

51:52

weren't together, they didn't have you guys

51:54

together at all? Okay we had separate

51:57

ambulances so it was

51:59

quite worrying. And suddenly I heard

52:01

his voice, I heard his voice coming

52:03

across the curtain. I said, I

52:06

can hear him, can I see him? And they said,

52:08

yeah, that's fine. And they wheeled

52:10

me over to Elliot's Bay and we just saw

52:12

each other. And it was just such a relief

52:14

to know that he was alive for a start

52:16

because obviously I didn't even know that. And

52:19

it was a relief for him as well. And it was such

52:21

a relief that the next words that came out of his mouth

52:23

were, will you marry me? Oh my God. Oh

52:27

what? Oh my God. While you guys are in

52:29

intensive care. Yeah. We're in ICU.

52:31

All the doctors around them, he's got six

52:33

or seven staff doing all sorts of things

52:35

to him with tubes and injections and stuff.

52:37

And he wasn't drugged off. He was off

52:40

and yes, interestingly, my response was, are you

52:42

high? Yes, but I know

52:44

what I'm talking about here. Okay.

52:49

So, so, so, so he proposes to

52:51

you in the ICU right after you

52:53

guys got into a head on collision.

52:55

Is this because like in

52:57

that moment you re like, what did he realize?

52:59

What did you realize in that moment about each

53:01

other? That life isn't worth

53:03

living without the other person. Really. It

53:06

was just that moment where we're so pleased that

53:08

the other person's alive. It was

53:10

overcome with emotion and asked me to marry him.

53:12

And obviously after I asked him how many drugs

53:14

he was, you want to do this? Obviously

53:18

said, of course I will. And yeah,

53:21

right there. And then in ICU we became

53:23

engaged and the nurses started clapping and cheering.

53:26

They said, this is our first engagement here in ICU. The

53:30

Apple Watch doesn't send that to your family. You

53:33

know what I mean? They only send the bad news. They're

53:35

also at home like worried about you guys. They only send

53:37

the bad news. Yeah. Only

53:40

sends the bad. So when are you, when are

53:42

you getting married? Hopefully at

53:45

some point next year. Unfortunately, Elliot's

53:47

injuries ended up being quite severe. He had

53:49

to get wheeled off to surgery straight afterwards.

53:52

And the first surgery failed. So he's had to

53:55

have second surgery. We were in Iceland for three

53:57

weeks in the end and we had to get

53:59

medics. repatriated back to the

54:01

UK. So he's still in hospital

54:04

now and I'm talking to you from my

54:06

car in the car park. He's still in

54:08

hospital yet and he'd like to be here

54:10

for another week or two yet. Oh my

54:12

god. But will he, like what are the

54:14

doctors saying? He's gonna make an okay recovery?

54:17

Yeah he will live. Life

54:19

will be different. He's got a big scar down

54:21

his belly and he's currently got a stoma bag

54:23

fitted which hopefully will be reversible at some point

54:26

in about a year. Which is why we're thinking

54:28

September next year hopefully we can then obviously

54:30

recover from that surgery as well and

54:32

he's back to his best. Holy that is a

54:35

hell of a story Zach. Thank you so much

54:37

man and congratulations and please give our best to

54:39

Elliot. I mean you guys are still really going

54:41

through it. Yeah it's tough but we've got friends

54:44

and family here at least being in the UK

54:46

means people can visit because it was tough being

54:48

on our own. Our parents flew out when we

54:50

were in Iceland but obviously they have a certain

54:53

amount of time that they can stay for so

54:55

coming home was important to us and you know

54:57

we've got all the support we need over here.

55:00

Wow that is a hell of a story. Congratulations

55:02

though. Thank you for sharing Zach. Appreciate it man. Great

55:04

on. What

55:11

up baby? My mouth is so

55:13

sorry to go to Dennis yesterday. Oh yeah

55:15

why is your mouth so sorry? I

55:18

don't like it. I don't like the cleaning. I

55:20

had to get two fillings right but but it's

55:22

the cleaning that I don't like. And

55:25

she was wonderful though. Is it hygienist

55:27

who doesn't clean? Is it what it

55:29

is? Yeah so wonderful like stay stuck

55:31

around and talked afterwards and everything else

55:34

but trying to pick up. No

55:37

no no I was just she finished she was good

55:39

at her job and she just finished quick and then

55:41

I had to wait for the for the dentist to

55:44

free up so I could go in and get fillings.

55:46

Oh okay. But because I still

55:48

have my wisdom teeth right so they

55:50

got it they got to jam those things

55:52

like the the the the things so far

55:55

in my mouth that it just starts really

55:57

hurting my gums right. What thing? Like the thing. Like the thing. Like the

55:59

thing. Like the thing. cleaner thing the mirror

56:01

the mirror no and the mirror right

56:03

like it just starts hurting my gums

56:05

and she was real great but I'm

56:08

lying there I'm just like not loving it

56:10

at all and she's telling me to floss

56:12

and I know I know and then she's

56:15

using the wizard thing with the water right

56:17

and then to clean out in between yeah

56:20

doing all that stuff which I don't

56:22

enjoy right and then and then

56:24

I feel it starting to sputter right

56:26

like I can feel it in my mouth

56:28

starting to sputter and then

56:31

all of a sudden it stops

56:35

and she's like oh my

56:38

my tools not working I gotta

56:40

go I gotta go get another

56:42

one right but but

56:44

in that moment I start thinking that

56:46

I willed it to stop right

56:48

like I start thinking that like because in your mind you're

56:50

like I hate this I hate this I hate yes right

56:52

so I start thinking I have some sort of powers right

56:55

so I'm like bring on another one it

56:58

was fine you had the 40 I

57:00

thought I'd I thought Jesus right

57:04

thank you chef right I'll tell

57:10

you if that second one broke I would have come in wearing white

57:12

today but

57:18

so she does all that stuff and she

57:20

asked you know she's like do you bleed

57:22

a lot like I'm like generally I don't

57:25

but I can taste blood at this point

57:27

which is all because I don't floss same

57:29

right so she's gotta get in there I'm

57:31

just honest man yeah only time cuz I

57:34

don't floss because the hygienist knows oh and

57:36

you can't lie no so the hygienist will

57:38

say to me was last time you floss

57:40

I was like I don't know what was

57:42

the last time I was here thank you

57:45

thank you did it yeah yeah that's

57:47

it right then I had

57:49

to go get fillings and then yeah yeah

57:52

but you got a free toothbrush out of

57:54

it I didn't even keep it so that's

57:56

a full day yeah nah it was fine do

57:58

you ever cuz I know you're Just

58:00

as tired as I am, right? Yeah. In

58:02

a constant state of tiredness. Yeah. Have you

58:04

ever fallen asleep? At the dentist? Uh-huh. No.

58:06

I have. No. No, because- Actually, I do

58:08

all the time. Because don't you remember, because

58:10

I go to the dentist now, I try

58:13

to go twice a year. Yeah. Right? That's

58:15

like, if I can do it. But don't you remember,

58:18

like, when we- like, it was years ago on the

58:20

show where I went to the dentist, and it was

58:22

the first time I'd gone to the dentist in like

58:24

13 years, like 12 years. They

58:27

were like, yo, we got worked too. But I had

58:29

no- I had no- I had no cavities though. Uh-huh.

58:31

Right? Because my teeth weren't bothering me. But, oh man,

58:33

that cleaning? Yeah. Like, I

58:35

was spitting out like, tooth-sized

58:39

chunks of stuff that they scraped off the back

58:41

of my teeth. Right? The front of my teeth

58:43

were great. Ugh. Right? Like, from the outside, I

58:46

looked awesome. On the inside, garbage. I was like,

58:48

Maury. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yo, you're sick

58:50

to my stomach. Bap bap bap bap. Ha ha

58:52

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

58:54

ha ha ha ha. But anyway, so I thought

58:57

I had powers yesterday, and I didn't. And

58:59

I just wound up with a bloody

59:01

mouth. Ha ha ha. Yeah. Yeah. It's

59:03

not that embarrassing. It's not that embarrassing.

59:06

Ha ha ha. But you look great.

59:08

Thank you. It's the Roz and

59:10

Mokushio Podcast. Podcast. You

59:13

want to hear Travis Kelsey talk to reporters

59:15

about what Taylor Swift is good

59:18

at making, good at cooking? Mm, sure.

59:20

Because he was at practice, and then

59:22

reporters like, obviously, went down the Taylor

59:25

Swift route. It's going to be something. Like, what do

59:27

you think? Because, like, the other

59:29

day on, I think it was on shorts, YouTube

59:32

shorts, I believe. There was a thing posted where the

59:34

two of them, like, a collage of them, like, hanging

59:37

out, cooking. I don't

59:39

know a lot about Travis Kelsey. Like, he's not one

59:41

of these athletes or workout guys that, like, you know,

59:43

post their diet and what they do on cheat day.

59:45

But I'm assuming he's eating a ton of protein. But

59:49

it's like Taylor Swift, the part of his life that, like, you

59:51

know, where she is vowing to,

59:54

like, sort of keep him healthy. You know

59:56

what I mean? Like, is she making a

59:58

salad or is she making a moustou? Like,

1:00:00

but she's also sort of like, maybe

1:00:04

she's still got a little bit of that country

1:00:06

in her. Right? So maybe she knows how

1:00:08

to do all that. Like fried chicken and mashed data? Yeah, something

1:00:10

like that. So a reporter asks, and

1:00:12

then he kind of just like dances around

1:00:14

the question. Oh. But then maybe

1:00:18

he, I don't know if he felt bad, but

1:00:20

then like before the interview ended, before his time

1:00:22

up there ended, he did throw in, he

1:00:25

like gave the people what they wanted. Oh, okay. Okay.

1:00:29

But then he's too short of you cooking with

1:00:31

your significant other. I just want to know what

1:00:33

you like cooking together. That's

1:00:36

a good question. You

1:00:39

know, I respect that question,

1:00:42

but I'm going to keep that one

1:00:44

to myself because you know, I

1:00:47

thoroughly enjoy cooking with her. So

1:00:49

it's something I'd rather just keep

1:00:51

personal. Thanks, man. Thanks.

1:00:53

Taylor makes a great pop tart and

1:00:56

cinnamon roll. Oh, okay. Pop

1:00:59

tart and cinnamon roll. What kind of world are you? That's

1:01:01

kind of personal. I'm going to, first of all, I'm going

1:01:03

to post a picture of us cooking together, but how dare

1:01:05

you ask what we were cooking? I'm not going to tell

1:01:08

you what we're making. How dare you? That's

1:01:10

personal. What? It

1:01:14

was on YouTube shorts, bro. In

1:01:16

what world is that a line? It

1:01:18

got millions of views, sir. But how

1:01:21

is that a line crossed? Yeah. In

1:01:23

what world is that a line crossed? I don't know. Maybe

1:01:25

he just feels like, the

1:01:29

dope host. Our lives

1:01:31

are on public display and yes, they

1:01:34

did post it. It was posted online.

1:01:36

Yeah, go ahead, chef. Isn't that also a diss? He says

1:01:38

you can make a pop tart? Yeah, pop

1:01:41

tart and cinnamon roll. Bro. A

1:01:43

homemade pop tart? That's a heavy one. Actually, he never

1:01:45

said homemade. He never said homemade pop tart. You can't

1:01:47

say make a pop tart if

1:01:50

all you're doing is heating it up. Well,

1:01:52

thanks, man. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. That's a

1:01:54

great pop tart and cinnamon roll. Right? He

1:01:57

does a homemade. She's just heating it

1:01:59

up? Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, but I thought

1:02:01

a line that come on, you know, you're a

1:02:03

tailor I'd be pissed What

1:02:06

are you doing? Trolling the media though? Oh facts

1:02:09

Rolling. Yeah, but she did post there

1:02:12

was a thing I think in that YouTube short where it was

1:02:14

cinema rolls coming out of the oven Right,

1:02:17

but we don't know if that was store-bought. No,

1:02:20

no, even still I'd be pissed What

1:02:23

if you're yeah, you're known for making like a

1:02:25

really good schnitzel and he just brings up Pop-Tart

1:02:27

What about that carbonara I made the other night?

1:02:29

Yeah, people I toast Pop-Tarts. Yeah, I know like

1:02:32

I'd be pissed Yeah, I'd be pissed like I

1:02:34

write a song about that. Yeah, find me a

1:02:36

great meatball. No more meatballs for you Yeah,

1:02:40

you're done you cut off. Yeah, well by the time

1:02:42

we met up after practice and you were so hungry

1:02:44

Yeah, I want to meet all this stuff Yeah, I'd

1:02:46

wait till he went to bed and then I walked

1:02:48

in the room while he was like just lying there

1:02:50

in the bed I'd slowly take off my clothes and

1:02:52

then I throw a pop-tart out of my go-here cuddle

1:02:54

this All

1:02:57

back on again and I walked downstairs. Wow. I Really?

1:03:04

The rosin mocha show podcast Big

1:03:09

up post Malone and Morgan Wallin that

1:03:11

song I had some help fourth straight

1:03:13

week number one on the billboard chart

1:03:15

Still no word on when exactly post

1:03:18

Malone's country album is coming out. There's

1:03:20

no date for it Waiting

1:03:22

for it and post Malone has been

1:03:25

posting on IG much like he did

1:03:27

with his Morgan Wallin song teasers

1:03:29

for his track with Blake Shelton Which

1:03:32

he posted again last night and

1:03:35

it's the two of them actually sitting

1:03:37

side by side because the last two

1:03:39

posts It was one of post Malone

1:03:41

in a studio listening to the song

1:03:43

singing along to it And then another

1:03:45

video from Blake Shelton's IG of him

1:03:47

sitting in look like maybe his

1:03:49

kitchen or something Listen to the song single along

1:03:51

to it now in this video from last night

1:03:53

It's a two of them sitting side by side

1:03:55

playing the guitar singing song and all post said

1:03:57

was like on set So I assume that they're

1:04:00

filming the music video for this round. I

1:04:39

need to

1:04:41

know who else is gonna be on this Post

1:04:44

Malone album. I cannot wait. It's gonna be so

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good. Like every so far the

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first these first two records have been

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amazing and we're all fans of

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Post. Oh, you're not your process indifferent.

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I like this. I think that I

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think that the first two records that I've

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heard have started off the idea great the

1:05:02

little snippets great and then when they were

1:05:04

released they are so overly produced that

1:05:07

the life is completely sucked out of

1:05:09

them. Yeah,

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even that even that Morgan Wallen one. I feel that it's

1:05:15

a song with zero. I love it. No,

1:05:17

to me that to me. It's just it's a

1:05:19

lifeless track really as opposed to funny. No,

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no, it's great. I love Post Malone, but I'm just I'm

1:05:25

just like this sort of genre with what it with what

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he's doing. I think there needs to be I think it

1:05:29

needs to feel a little bit more organic and

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they run it through the machine that they run everything

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else through and it's just it's just lifeless whatever to

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me right now. Well, I love Post Malone and

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I love life. I love Blake Shelton. I think he's funny

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as hell. I think they're

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all talented. I just think it's the it's the

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production that is that is been, you know, big

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right now has been for the last long

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while. It just sort of sucks those sucks a little bit of the life

1:05:51

out of it for me. I love Post

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Malone and Morgan Wallin. I have some help.

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