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From the Kiss 92.5 Studios in
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Toronto, Canada R.U.B.R.A.S
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Ladies and gentlemen This is Roz and
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Moka It's Roz and Moka, what's going on? Hey
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guys, this is Bruno Mars This is Selena
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Gomez The Chainsmokers Lady Gaga Calvin Harris Felicia
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Carr You're listening to my boys Roz and
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Moka Roz and Moka My boys Roz and
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Moka The Roz and Moka Show Between
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Roz and Moka, who is your favorite? Roz and
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Moka! Roz and Moka! You
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guys are so funny man Congratulations Lisa!
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You just won $1,000 That is amazing
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Y'all just made my entire morning Keep it
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up You guys are awesome man This
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is the Roz and Moka Show Podcast Maria
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brought in a bunch of supplies Because
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she saw something on TikTok That she said
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she wants us to try You spent way
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too much time on TikTok I know So
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what is this? Why do we have all this
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stuff before I tell everyone what all this stuff
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is? Okay, so obviously myself
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I have long nails And I've
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been seeing that people Have been
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challenging their brothers, boyfriends, friends To
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try and do the things that
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girls do with long nails On
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themselves So I brought you all nails in And
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things to try She brought in these press-on nails for
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us I figured she didn't
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bring any for you Because I figured you wouldn't want to
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try Roz But I think that I'm probably the only person
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in here Who actually knows how to do nails Oh, boom!
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Here's your pack of nails But I've
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tried this before But I'll tell you what the problem is These
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are built for women They don't even
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come close to fitting on Honestly,
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on Amazon I even typed in nails
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for men And nothing was coming up
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I couldn't find nail sizes I
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think that this may have to be a Morimoka thing
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Hey! And... You
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didn't even have the goddamn nails Well,
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don't you worry, Sean, I brought you some nails
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too Okay, do you have a Morimoka nail here? I'll paint them
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up for you if you need me to paint them up I can
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do that Cheesecake, you got
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your nails So I've never had to put nails on...
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Do you nail them on... Okay,
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and then Mocha, take your phone right now. Go
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to the bathroom. Okay, put
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your phone on the counter so we're on
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speakerphone, and I need you to do all
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the things you would normally do to go
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pee. Undo your pants, all that stuff, okay?
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Yes, yes. Okay, and you're
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gonna do it with long nails, okay? Oh,
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this is amazing. Yes. And I actually do
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have to pee. Then go pee. Okay.
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Okay, Mocha's taking his headphones off right now. First
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of all, opening the door is gonna be hell. Yeah,
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I was gonna say you better watch those door handles.
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Opening the door, easy. Yeah, okay. Look at
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that, like a pro. Okay. Okay,
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Mocha's left now. I
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guess there's no one following him to see if he's cheating. Yeah,
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no, I don't think about that. No, I'm not in the business
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of that, okay? He's
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in the bathroom. Okay, in the bathroom. Okay,
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now you gotta describe if it's difficult or not. So
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I lifted the lid on the toilet. Okay, with
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your foot though, right? So
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now I'm trying, I'm taking,
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oh no, hold on. I'm trying
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to do the, the tip.
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You can't find the... Okay,
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hold on. Are you wearing a belt? Are you
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wearing a belt? Okay, I am
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not, no. Okay, okay, okay. Start with the zipper,
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start with the zipper. I'm
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trying, okay, yeah, I got it. You
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got the zipper down? Yeah.
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Okay, now what about the button? I
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never undo the button. Well, you're gonna today. Okay.
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Okay, who doesn't undo the button? Oh, okay.
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You say that's, I've never. You don't actually,
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you don't actually. The big zipper. Okay. You
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don't actually have to pee, Mocha. Oh,
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but I actually have to pee. Okay.
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I don't wanna hear him pee. Okay, wait, wait.
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You pee, we're gonna play like a little music
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over top of what you pee. You let us
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know when you're done and then you gotta do
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everything up, okay? Okay, I'm
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gonna mute you guys. Okay. Okay.
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Wait, but does that mean that we can't hear him or he
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can't hear us? No, he.
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