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he always foots the bill. Her family's
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been great to me. They always welcome
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me in their house. I went
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on a vacation with them back in winter.
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Her parents paid for our hotel for the
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entire week. Her dad gave her money for
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food. Granted, it was for her, her brother,
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and myself. I also only paid for half
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of my flight because my girlfriend offered to
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pay for the other half. The only thing
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that I really had to pay for was
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food for a couple of days out of
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the trip, and my girlfriend pitched in and
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helped with that too. This past weekend, my
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girlfriend, myself, her younger brother, and her dad
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went out for brunch. I was spending the
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weekend with her anyway, so she invited me
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to join them. Before we left,
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she and I were walking, and she
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mentioned how maybe I should offer to
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pay for brunch, as in all four
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of us. She assured me that her
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dad would a thousand percent refuse to
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let me pay, but he would probably
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really appreciate and respect me for offering.
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Now, here's where I may sound like
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a butthole, but I honestly laughed at
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her suggesting this. I told her that
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I would offer to cover our portion
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of the bill, as in her and
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my portion, but to expect me to
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offer to cover the entire bill is
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crazy. Sure, I work a full-time job and
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all that, but I have my own bills
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and stuff to worry about too, and she
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wants me to offer to pay for a
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$150 brunch. She told me that if her
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dad accepted, which she could a hundred percent
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guarantee that he wouldn't, that she would send
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me half the money for the bill. I
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continued to laugh and told her I am
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not doing that. I'll offer to pay for
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our half, and that's it. I asked her
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if the roles were reversed if she would
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offer to pay the bill for my family,
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and she said that's completely different because
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my family has eight people in it,
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not four. We both have very different
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upbringings when it comes to paying the
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bill. She grew up in a decently
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well-off family where they would constantly argue
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on who would pay the bill, because
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everyone in her family would always offer
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out of courtesy. I grew up very
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differently as I come from a
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family that's not financially well off. If someone
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offered to foot the bill, you just sit
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back and let them do it. When we
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went to brunch, I offered to cover both
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her and my portion of the bill. Her
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dad immediately refused and covered the whole bill.
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She gave me a, I told you so,
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look. She thinks that I was the butthole
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for how I reacted to the situation and
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says that I should have trusted her. She
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told me that she needs some space because
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my reaction to the whole situation is kind
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of a turnoff for her and she needs
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to think about things. Am I the butthole?
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Well, sounds like the girl in this
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story is starting to realize that she's
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dating an ungrateful gold digger. Our next
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Reddit post comes from r slash am
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I the butthole. Am I the butthole
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for telling my sister that she's overreacting
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for banning my boyfriend from the Easter
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dinner that she's gonna host? I'm a
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23-year-old guy and I'm dating my boyfriend
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who's 19 for a year
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and he struggles a bit in social settings
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and can come off as rude sometimes. My
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sister, who's 27, has had
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a cat ever since she moved out. Our parents
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didn't allow pets. And now the cat
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has unfortunately passed away. My sister came
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over to visit me a couple of
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days ago and kept talking about how
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much she's grieving her cat. And even
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now, she's still crying at nights over
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it. My boyfriend overheard her and told
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her, isn't it kind of embarrassing for
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an adult to cry over a cat?
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Just get another one! My sister didn't
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take it well and started berating him
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and raising her voice at him. He
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also struggles with people yelling because of
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his abusive dad. And at some
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point, my sister called him soulless, to which
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my boyfriend replied that at least he's not
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a dumb woman like her. I tried to
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calm things down as much as I could,
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but the damage was already done and my
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sister left in tears. I tried to lecture
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my boyfriend about what he said, but he
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didn't seem like he was listening to me,
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so I just gave up. I thought we'd
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smooth things over later once my sister calms
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down. But I just found out that she
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banned my boyfriend from the upcoming- Easter
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party she's gonna host, and said that if
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I try to bring him regardless, she'll cut
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me out of her life too. I said
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that she's overreacting, and she knows my boyfriend
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is a bit standoffish, but doesn't mean any
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harm. And I could make him apologize for
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what he said to her, but she said
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that she's had enough of that jerk insulting
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her and everyone from our family. And she
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knows that he never means any of his
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half-hearted apologies, and he only tells them for
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my sake. She told me that I can
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spend time with my family, or keep being
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that butthole's personal public defender, and then
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hung up, which I think was uncalled
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for. My boyfriend does sometimes say things
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that can come off as rude, but
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he doesn't mean them. And my family
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was being understanding, but it seems like
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now they're not. I know I defend
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my boyfriend a lot, but I feel
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nobody understands him like I do. Though
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I might have come across as an
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enabler of his bad behavior to a
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couple of people. OP, I am also
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one of those people who think that
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you came off as an enabler. It
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sounds like OP's boyfriend is a jerk
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to every single person on Earth, except
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OP, so then OP says, no one
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knows him like I do. Yeah, because
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you're the only person he's nice to.
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Our next Reddit post is from r
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slash off my chest. For context on
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this next post, this was posted during
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COVID quarantine. I hate how mean my
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wife is. I feel close to my
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breaking point, as I've reached a new
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low in our relationship. I contracted COVID
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for the first time. I spent the
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last two days quarantine in the corner
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of my house. I'm pretty miserable, and
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it's made worse by my wife's lack
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of empathy. She made sure that when
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she made lunch yesterday for the kids,
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she didn't make me anything. She asked
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me how I feel zero times, offered
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zero support, and only made comments in
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passing about how pissed she would be
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if I infected anyone else. I honestly
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can't fathom how she can hate me
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so much. At least my daughter asked
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me how I was feeling. Then, down
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in the comments, the wife replies. See,
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this is why you can't believe- everything
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you read on Reddit. This came across
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my feed randomly, by the way. Did
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you tell everyone where and how you
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got COVID? We have two kids. One
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is a medically fragile preemie and isn't
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even a year old. On my husband's
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third work trip in November, I spent
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the night in the ER with the
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baby after frantically looking for childcare for
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the older kid. I say
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work trip in quotation marks because it
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was more of a team bonding trip
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full of fun activities and trips to
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restaurants. After that traumatic experience, I
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said no more work travel until the
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baby was two. My husband told me
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that he was being sent to New
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York, which led me to believe that
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it was a mandatory work trip having
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to do with his promotion. He wanted to
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fly out the day before Mother's Day
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and I had to remind him that
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it was Mother's Day. He ended up
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flying across the country for his trip Tuesday
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through Friday while I stayed home with
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the kids. I found out that this
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was not a mandatory work trip when
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he asked me if I wanted a
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souvenir from the Met in the middle of
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a work day. He caught COVID in New
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York, by the way. So I was a
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solo parent from Tuesday to Friday. Then I
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had a half day of help before
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dealing with a sick husband and now
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I'm solo parenting again while trying to
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keep myself and my kids healthy, including
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my preemie baby. I made lunch for
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myself and the kids because I'm spread
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thin and I'm at my own breaking
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point with how exhausted and run down
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I am. I didn't get a thank
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you for staying home alone with the
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kids for his trip until Sunday, even
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after bringing up the lack of acknowledgement
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multiple times. I'm sleeping on the couch
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so that he can have the bed
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and quarantine in our bedroom. I went
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to a school fundraiser for our daughter
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Saturday evening before we knew that it
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was COVID and I received angry texts
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because I didn't reply immediately to his
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request for me to stop and get
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him Sudafed on my way home. Which
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I did, by the way. We've done
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couples therapy in the past. Nothing changes.
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I was stupid and didn't protect myself.
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financially before becoming a stay-at-home
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mom and becoming entirely dependent
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on my husband. I have
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PTSD from my pregnancy, in
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vitro fertilization, hospitalization followed by a premature
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labor, and then a nearly three months
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stay in the NICU. This time last
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year when I had to be hospitalized,
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our oldest got COVID and we weren't
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allowed to visit the baby for the
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first two weeks of her life. So
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yeah, COVID is a big deal to
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me and I'm doing everything I can
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to keep myself and the kids safe.
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But I mean, so I guess none
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of that matters. Our next Reddit post
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comes from r slash relationship advice. I'm
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a 25 year old woman
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and my boyfriend is 26. His sister
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is weirdly obsessed with him. He's taking
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her on holiday and I don't know
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how to convince him that it's super
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weird. I've been dating my boyfriend Mike
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for just under 18 months. Our relationship
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has become really serious. We even started
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to discuss things like marriage, children, etc.
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We moved from England to Wales about
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six months ago because I got a
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job opportunity that requires us to relocate.
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He was able to convert to working
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from home so he stayed employed by
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his old company. We now live
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about 70 miles away from our hometown.
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Because it's so far, we rarely visit
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home, maybe once every six weeks or
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so. Whenever we visit, we stay with
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Mike's parents and every time we go,
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his sister is incredibly obsessed with Mike
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and won't leave him alone. It's
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to the point where it's really weird and
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almost like she has some weird romantic feelings
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for him. I've brought this up to Mike
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and he says that I'm being crazy, but
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I'm not. For example, she'll snuggle up to
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him on the sofa so I have to
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sit somewhere else. She'll ask for him to
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take her shopping to places that I don't
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like. She'll make him take her to restaurants
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and they'll have fancy meals together. It's so
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weird how she treats him like a boyfriend.
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They have a holiday to Spain booked for
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this summer in the town that Mike grew
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up in. They booked this before we were
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dating, but it's just those two going to the
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house. knowing, and it makes me feel
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extremely uncomfortable. I first asked for him to
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change the booking so I could come along
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as well. I said that I would pay
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my own way, obviously. He said that he
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contacted the travel agents, but they weren't able
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to change the bookings anymore and that they
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couldn't book a separate package for me because
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the hotel was booked up. Yesterday,
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I told him that I think it's really weird
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that he wants to spend two weeks alone with
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her in a foreign country, and when I said
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this to him, he blew up at me and
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kicked me out of the house. Like
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genuinely kicked me out of the house for
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just questioning him about this, which made me
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feel it's even more weird than I thought.
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We ended up having a huge argument, like
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the biggest we've ever had. And
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now, I'm considering booking a separate hotel near
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the one that they're staying at just so
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I can keep an eye on her. I've
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been texting him and ringing him, and he
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hasn't answered or responded to me at all.
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I don't understand how he doesn't see this
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as weird, especially considering how obsessed she is
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with him, as I mentioned earlier. It just
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makes me feel sick, and I don't know what
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to do. How do I express
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to him that this is not normal? How do
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I show him there's something weird about how his
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sister treats him? Alright, I'm hitting the
13:09
comments, and
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okay, in a comment, OP clarifies,
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the sister in this story is
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nine years old. And
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by the sound of it, he also misses
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his little sister. It's sweet! You
13:25
know, the sad thing is that this is
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actually a major green flag for the boyfriend
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because it shows the boyfriend is, you know,
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caring and loving. It's kind of paternal, the
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way he's treating his little sister. He wants
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to build a relationship with her and, you
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know, just be a good older brother. But
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OP is so ballistically jealous
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that she can't see it.
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She's honestly threatened by a
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nine-year-old. A third-grader, you guys.
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Our next Reddit post comes from r
13:51
slash sex offender support. He
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wants me jobless and homeless because
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I possessed... Oh, geez, I gotta
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call this, uh... inappropriate content
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of children. I was
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denied an accepted job after a background
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check. The reason they gave is because
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I'm on the registry, even though I'm
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only level 1, low risk, not publicly
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listed. I even voluntarily disclosed my registry
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status, as it didn't show up on
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the background check. So much for honesty!
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It's clear the registry is straight punishment.
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I have a college degree and I've
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been trying to find a job for
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a year now. I'm also looking for
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a new apartment and I have a
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pet. How will I know if
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my neighbors have been convicted of animal
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cruelty in the past? Is there some
14:36
kind of registry for that? I'm worried
14:38
about potential neighbors drunk driving into my
14:40
place. Is there a driving while intoxicated
14:42
registry out there? I don't want addicts
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hanging out near my house, coming and
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going at all hours. Could my neighbor
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be on a heroin dealer registry? I
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better know if I need to keep
14:52
things locked up. Is there a theft
14:54
registry? What about the HR guy who
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signed off on my denial who goes
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home to slap his wife around? Is
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there a domestic violence registry that he
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needs to worry about? I don't want
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to be murdered by a neighbor. Is
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there a murder registry? I'm 45, motivated,
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doing everything I can correctly, with a
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lot of life left to live, but
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society thinks that I'm scum of the
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earth. If I were a murderer after
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getting this far along in the job
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hunt, society would say that I've redeemed
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myself. I
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Gosh, that pesky term I
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can't say on YouTube, ruining
15:33
poor OP's life. It just
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magically found its way into their
15:38
possession. Won't someone think of the
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P words that I can't say on YouTube?
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