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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got Paid $250k/year to Do NOTHING

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r/Maliciouscompliance I Got Paid $250k/year to Do NOTHING

r/Maliciouscompliance I Got Paid $250k/year to Do NOTHING

r/Maliciouscompliance I Got Paid $250k/year to Do NOTHING

Sunday, 23rd June 2024
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Some people just know the best rate for

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you is a rate based on you with

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Allstate. Not a rate based on

0:08

Terry who keeps and

0:10

makes the car behind them. Oh

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no, they're about to... Save

0:17

with DriveWise and the Allstate app and only

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pay a rate based on you. Not

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available in every state, subject to terms and conditions, rating factors and

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savings vary, and in some states your rate could increase with high-risk

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driving. Allstate Fire and Casualty Insurance

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Company in Affiliates Northbrook, Illinois. Welcome

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to r slash Malicious Compliance, where someone gets paid

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$250,000 a year to literally do nothing. Our

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next Reddit post is from without Dennis

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Nedry. I have a very good friend

0:43

who maliciously complied her way into getting

0:45

paid for essentially doing nothing for 19

0:47

months. It was

0:49

a government job, no surprise there. She

0:52

and her colleague worked in a state

0:55

office that kept track of plague cases

0:57

among prairie dog towns. What? They

1:00

were super busy trapping and testing all

1:02

summer, but once winter comes, prairie dogs

1:04

hibernate so they ran out of work.

1:06

They told their boss via email that

1:08

there was no more for them to

1:11

do that season, and their

1:13

boss responded by telling them to stand by

1:15

for reassignment. So they did.

1:18

For months. They didn't want to be

1:20

accused of theft by just clocking in

1:22

and leaving, so at the very beginning

1:24

they organized some storage spaces, very

1:27

slowly. They cleaned their office several

1:29

times and organized paperwork, that

1:31

sort of thing. Initially, they slept and

1:34

turned so someone was always available if

1:36

anyone came to check on them, but

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when it became obvious that no one

1:40

was coming, they stopped bothering. By summer

1:43

the following year, when the prairie dogs

1:45

came out of hibernation and she thought

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that her work might resume, the whole

1:50

office, all employees, and every department received

1:52

an email from someone high up informing

1:54

everyone that this particular department had been

1:57

cut. I don't know if the

1:59

project got unfunded. or if they

2:01

got all the necessary data from the

2:03

previous summer, or if that particular pet

2:05

project of some politician was forgotten about,

2:07

but somewhere along the line, the state

2:10

fishing game acts the project for whatever

2:12

reason. Nothing was mentioned in the email

2:14

about my friend's job status, so her

2:16

and her coworker continue to go in

2:18

and do nothing. She

2:21

would tell me about making a giant

2:23

binder rubber band chain and roping two

2:25

office chairs together facing each other to

2:28

turn them into sleep seats. Making

2:30

a nest under her desk and moving

2:32

the large copying machine out of the

2:34

cabinet and sleeping inside of it. They

2:36

made sure the security people saw them

2:39

periodically throughout the day and

2:41

they were on camera so anyone above

2:43

them paying attention would have noticed but

2:45

no one ever took the time. They

2:47

dodged the folks in the other departments

2:49

for fear that they would get told

2:51

on and they just minded their own

2:53

business. They rarely interacted with other employees

2:55

anyways. Eventually, my friend ran into her

2:58

boss at a show and she

3:00

asked my friend where she had found

3:02

new work. My friend didn't lie and

3:04

said that she still worked there. Where?

3:06

the boss asked. Where you left us?

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My friend said you should have seen

3:10

her face when the lady put the

3:13

pieces together and realized what was going

3:15

on. The jig was up and she

3:17

and her colleague were let go that

3:19

following morning via email before they went

3:21

inside. Because... Because

3:23

they had technically worked there

3:25

for so long, I think two years was the threshold.

3:27

They both got a little severance package. In

3:30

case you were wondering, they did get to keep their

3:32

paychecks. Since one, they had proof

3:34

they informed their boss they had no work

3:37

and she clearly saw the email and responded. Two,

3:40

they still showed up to work. Three,

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they did exactly what they were told. And

3:45

four, it wasn't their job to make sure they actually had work. They

3:50

both qualified for unemployment to boot. Neither

3:54

of them used the unemployment since they both had

3:56

been featured in the video. literally

18:00

built on their property line. And

18:02

they believed that because that's what the

18:04

old lady probably told them when they

18:07

moved in, but they never bothered to

18:09

check. The surveyor informed them that it

18:11

was actually a zero lot on her

18:13

side, so all the land that they

18:16

thought belonged to her actually belonged to

18:18

them, and that included the

18:20

land that she was using for her garden.

18:23

So they won the lawsuit, the old

18:25

lady paid the state assessed value of

18:27

the tree, and then boom, in their

18:29

permits for their property, they paid for

18:31

a nice fence that cost almost exactly

18:33

what they got for the tree. The

18:36

fence was placed the minimum distance allowed by

18:38

law from her house, which was 18 inches.

18:41

So this time, the old lady was ready

18:44

to fight that fight all over again just

18:46

to get her 22 inches of yard back.

18:50

Our next Reddit post is from Petit Peachpep.

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I'm a 31 year old woman, and at

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the time of this story, I was pregnant

18:56

and one week away from my due date

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and working full time in a school administration

19:01

position. At that time, I did have the

19:03

capability to work from home if needed. When

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I accepted the position, prior to my pregnancy,

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I was told by my boss, Ronnie, that

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it was very flexible as long as I

19:12

got my hours in. I very

19:14

rarely worked from home, and typically only

19:16

did so for an hour or two

19:19

in the morning if, for example, I

19:21

had a doctor's appointment. However, after I

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accepted the position, Ronnie told me that

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I had to try to limit my

19:27

work from home days to two days

19:29

a month, which is fine. But so

19:31

close to my due date, I was

19:33

experiencing physical hardships that made working on

19:35

site more and more difficult, such as

19:37

dizzy spells, a pulled tendon in my

19:40

foot, and severe back pain. I

19:42

was also scared of potentially going into

19:45

labor while at work with it being

19:47

so far away from the hospital that

19:49

my OBGYN delivers at. To top it

19:51

all off, my co-worker started asking more

19:53

invasive questions about my pregnancy that made

19:56

me uncomfortable. All in all, it

19:58

was not a fun time. I explained

20:00

all of this in an email to Ronnie

20:02

and asked for her permission to almost exclusively

20:04

work from home until I went into labor.

20:06

I said that I thought this was a

20:09

reasonable accommodation and I work really well from

20:11

home. Ronnie responded a couple of

20:13

days later, denying my request to work from

20:15

home at all, and said that I needed

20:17

to be there since we would be starting

20:19

some of our busiest work in a couple

20:21

of months. But during those

20:23

months, I'd be gone on maternity leave anyways,

20:25

so I'm not even sure why she brought

20:28

that up. But she said that

20:30

I could talk to HR about leaving options

20:32

if I was truly having trouble working. Cue

20:35

malicious compliance. I immediately

20:37

went to HR and did just that.

20:39

We talked about options and I found

20:42

out that I could start my leave

20:44

the very next day and still

20:47

be paid state mandatory leave pay for

20:49

the extra time. I informed

20:51

Ronnie that I would be starting my

20:53

maternity leave the very next day because

20:55

I had to take care of myself.

20:57

He said, I understand you need

20:59

to do what's best for you, but you need

21:01

to understand that I need to do what's best

21:03

for the team. So after that,

21:05

my team had a rough time because in

21:08

my absence, most of my team wasn't qualified

21:10

to do the work that I normally do.

21:13

And people had to keep wasting time

21:15

trying to learn my tasks. I left

21:17

detailed procedure notes and workflow lists, but

21:19

I later found out that Ronnie had

21:21

to pick up all the extra work

21:23

and a lot of it never got

21:25

done because she didn't have the time.

21:28

But it was the best for the team,

21:30

right boss? That was our

21:32

malicious compliance. And if you like this content,

21:34

be sure to follow my podcast because I

21:36

put out new Reddit podcast episodes every single

21:39

day. Some

21:41

people just know the best rate for you is

21:44

a rate based on you with all state, not

21:46

a rate based on Terry who keeps and

21:50

makes the car behind them. Oh,

21:53

no, they're about to. Live

21:56

with DriveWise and the Allstate app and only pay a rate based on

21:58

your

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