8:00

We got plenty of the floors are

8:02

filthy and disgusting And

8:04

I took him to a world full of

8:06

floor booze where the floors were covered and

8:08

all sort You name it any sort of

8:10

liquor? We were breaking in and out of

8:12

everything so captain's been my muscle ever since

8:14

day one and well ever since I've fallen

8:16

on hard times He's remembered

8:18

the kindness. I showed him when we were but

8:20

cubs There's

8:22

one bear in this crew. I've known almost as

8:25

long as I've known sunny It's

8:27

got to be doc over here. Ain't that

8:29

right doc? That is absolutely correct. We've known

8:32

each other for 25 years The

8:36

thing they don't teach you about the life on

8:38

the seas that you actually have to learn a

8:40

lot There's actually like you have to

8:42

go to Naval College. You have to

8:44

take classes. There's more to it than

8:47

floating Yeah,

8:49

they have a pretty broad curriculum They want you to

8:51

have a breadth of knowledge for

8:53

all sorts of things that might happen on

8:55

the sea as well as literature history philosophy

8:58

Ethics and I wanted to

9:00

cheat I wanted to cheat I wanted an

9:02

easy way. I wanted to get out on

9:04

that water That's when I hooked up with

9:06

dr. Emeritus over here. He Sold

9:09

me all the answers to all

9:11

the tests. Yes, you see

9:13

I used to work on the Maval College

9:15

board. I actually helped write a lot of

9:18

the questions that are used to test sailors.

9:20

It was a It

9:22

was a gig that I needed after I Was

9:25

successfully fined by the government and needed to

9:28

raise money. So I started This

9:32

truth is I made up a lot of facts

9:34

to go into Test books

9:36

for sailors didn't seem like a problem for

9:38

me that you know, I I found

9:41

out later that You

9:43

you actually don't use

9:45

the anchor to catch really big fish Despite

9:48

its large hook shape It

9:50

is used to pull boats down to

9:52

the bottom of the ocean once the

9:55

boat gets tired of swimming Thanks,

9:59

was that That's also wrong.

10:01

Hey, who wrote the test, pal?

10:03

Hahaha. So

10:05

I still needed a lot of money after

10:08

doing that job, and so then I started

10:10

selling the answers. I

10:12

was only able to do it once before

10:14

I got arrested again. But Captain

10:16

was the beneficiary. And eventually when

10:18

I hooked up with Sunny, well

10:21

I knew Doc was crooked, so I

10:23

brought him on board to forge documents

10:25

for us and navigate

10:28

some of those halls of power. The,

10:30

uh, you know, the rougher elements don't

10:33

always do so well, but Doc, well

10:35

Doc and Doc the Doc. Obelisk,

10:38

do you need any legal documents? I

10:40

could get you a driver's license if you like.

10:43

They're very easy to do. Or maybe

10:46

currency. I draw a mean

10:48

dollar bill. I wouldn't mind protecting my IP!

10:51

You want to protect your IP? Yes!

10:54

Oh, so you want to file for a

10:56

copyright or a trademark or perhaps a patent?

10:58

No! I want to make something and everybody

11:01

know not to touch it! I don't want

11:03

there to be a reason. I

11:05

don't want there to be a

11:08

copyright. I want everyone to fear,

11:10

fear, fear copying my content. Okay,

11:12

well I forged documents. So

11:15

anytime you'd like that. I'll

11:19

take it! Alright, terrific. Consider it thanks

11:21

for giving us this ride. You've earned

11:23

the ride by solving my many reduce!

11:26

As I mentioned, I did swiftly

11:28

have to go to prison once I was caught selling

11:31

test answers to Boat

11:33

College. And

11:36

it was not my first time in prison.

11:38

So they sent me to the prison of

11:40

the Arctic. Oh, it's so

11:42

cold up there and it's the

11:45

prison is surrounded by icy

11:47

water so that if you get

11:49

out, you're not going to enjoy it. At

11:52

least that's what they think because I did.

11:54

I broke out easily. But

11:56

I almost froze to death. Thankfully,

11:59

I will. I was able to go

12:01

into a bodega up there that

12:04

was being robbed by Bernie. And I

12:06

said, oh my goodness, there's

12:08

another bear out here. You look

12:10

as white as the snow that's surrounding us. And

12:13

Bernie, what did you say? I

12:15

said, I am Prince

12:17

Bernie of the neighboring kingdom.

12:22

And I said, well, that's terrific. What

12:24

are you doing stealing all these

12:26

slurpees from this place? And it's

12:28

a funny story. I said, I

12:31

left my palace with

12:34

no provisions. I'm

12:36

not used to packing things for myself

12:38

when I set out upon my mission

12:40

to make my

12:42

kingdom the greatest and coziest

12:45

polar kingdom there ever was.

12:49

So I had to rob a bodega

12:51

in the nearby kingdom just to- Arctic

12:53

bodega, mm-hmm. It was just the one

12:55

that was up there. They must get

12:57

robbed a lot. They simply must. And

12:59

they also must have recognized me. I

13:02

don't know why they didn't simply accept my word

13:06

that I would pay them back handsomely.

13:09

The currency has my face on it.

13:11

Anyway, I didn't

13:13

have any currency at the time, but

13:16

I really wanted a lot of slurpees. Yeah,

13:18

so as it turns out,

13:21

I had been spending my time in

13:23

the evening to keep away the shivers

13:26

of the cold. I

13:28

occupied myself with forging more

13:30

money or counterfeiting as it's

13:33

called. I found out when

13:36

I was on trial and I said,

13:38

hey, don't worry about it. Let me pay

13:40

for it. And I paid for those slurpees

13:42

with my fake money. And

13:45

we got out of there

13:47

just fine. That person didn't recognize it. It was

13:49

fake money. I think they were so put off

13:51

by the experience. They were just happy to have

13:54

Bernie out of the store. And

13:56

Bernie was able to take me someplace warm. And

13:59

we... We told each other a lot of

14:01

stories while we were doing that. And

14:04

I realized that a big part of

14:06

my problem with my various criminal enterprises

14:08

is that I didn't have a great

14:10

muscle or a driver. And

14:13

that's where I came in. We

14:15

ate it off famously. You

14:17

see, I appreciated the

14:20

portrait drawing on

14:22

the good doctor's false currency

14:24

better than my own minting

14:27

system. And so we

14:29

became fast friends and I drove

14:31

us to the next place that

14:33

we went, which is a funny

14:35

story because that's actually how I

14:38

met reboot. Oh, wow.

14:40

Yeah. So we were

14:42

living out of my car, my

14:44

future car that has a

14:46

Wi-Fi signal. The

14:49

far flung future we live in where

14:51

cars have Wi-Fi. Yes.

14:57

Eat your heart out, Isaac Asimov. Okay.

15:01

What a dick. Here's the thing.

15:04

We were parked on the side

15:06

of the road enjoying the wealth

15:08

of snacks that we had taken

15:10

from the next bodega that we

15:12

had cased. And

15:15

we noticed a little guy wandering

15:17

around. Just

15:20

a little red panda sort

15:22

of skittering here and there. And

15:25

then they posted up on

15:27

our bumper and I came out and I said, what

15:30

are you doing? Reboot,

15:32

what did you say? I said, I'm

15:35

streaming the traitor. That's

15:38

right. And boy,

15:40

I didn't know what that meant. And

15:42

I still forget. What did that mean? It

15:44

means I was streaming the show,

15:46

the traitor on my tablet and

15:49

I needed a Wi-Fi signal. And

15:51

we were so bored. So

15:54

then we all watched the traitor together as

15:57

we were driving. Very dangerous.