Clean up all the broken glass at the kindergarten, Rini, because we’re watching the finale of X-Men ‘96 (the old one) in preparation for X-Men ‘97 (the new one)! Will Professor X be okay? Will Beast get all the compliments he’s been fishing for

X-Moon Part III - Here’s Your Baguette, Pierre

19 days ago 1h 33m

This week, Cap and Logan perform a MARVEL TEAM-UP to sock ol’ uncle Adolf in the jaw! Don’t worry, people of France, there’s free bread for everyone.Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Crow Horn™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESX-Men: The Animated Series Season 5

X-Moon Part II - Sibling Beam Immunity

May 1st, 2024 1h 16m

Another episode with the Sailor Scouts means it’s time for another brand-new store with a deeply unprofitable business model. Sure, you may lure in all the teens on day one, but good luck getting them back after they turn into soup or ice or wh

X-Moon Part I - The Dirty Donkey

Apr 23rd, 2024 1h 34m

Everyone loves the nasty 90s nowadays, which made for a perfect opportunity to revisit some old favorite pickles from the pickle jar: X-Men and Sailor Moon! Two great tastes that taste great together, if you ignore all that funky fermented flav

Of Ghosts and Grundels - A Real & Extreme Ghostbusters Special

Apr 11th, 2024 1h 37m

There’s something strange in our neighborhood, which we know because legally he has to inform us if he moves in. This registered hex offender spans two shows, both Real and Extreme, in the GBAU (Ghostbusters Animated Universe) and his name...is

FEED DROP - We’ve Seen Dune: Part Two, With Christopher Walken

Mar 26th, 2024 1h 23m

DUNE. PART. TWO. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO(We’re dropping this here for visibility - if you haven’t ever listened to our podcast “I’ve Read Dune, With Rory Voie” well…now is the absolute perfect time. Live in the Dune hype with us.)Join our Discord! ht

Giant Robots Part V - You Can Bindle That

Mar 19th, 2024 1h 32m

Today is our GunBuster finale! Here at the end of the road, we’re stunned by the thrilling conclusion, baffled by a particular robot’s hardcore control scheme, and still so so delighted we stopped watching GoBots.THIS WEEK'S EPISODESGunBuster E

Giant Robots Part IV - Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Gun

Mar 8th, 2024 1h 26m

Hope you’ve saved up enough leg surgery money, because you’ll be giving a standing ovation to our mecha shows today: we’ve got the ACTUAL first appearance of the titular GunBuster robot, plus a thrifty heap of junkyard slag by the name of Borot

Giant Robots Part III - Everybody Loves Jet Scrander

Feb 27th, 2024 1h 24m

It was an extremely good idea to abandon GoBots in the proverbial parking lot of history, because it led us to 1972’s Mazinger Z, and more specifically to Mazinger Z’s flying belt with its own theme song. This is now exclusively a Jet Scrander

Giant Robots Part II - The Lips of a GoBot

Feb 20th, 2024 1h 12m

We’re back with exactly the same amount of giant robots as last week, so don’t even bother counting like you’re going to hold us accountable for those bot numbers. They’re fine! Ignore the minotaurs and the nudity, they’re just here for flavor.

Giant Robots Part I - Gunbuster & GoBots

Jan 30th, 2024 1h 13m

It’s about time we returned to a big arc of episodes, and what makes a bigger impression than *el robot gigante*? We’re pairing tall, chunky ‘80s machines from East and West alike—just imagine a single proud teardrop glistening behind our sungl

Special - Histeria! (w/Patrick Stagaman)

Jan 23rd, 2024 1h 17m

Austin’s not around today, so your substitute teacher Patrick “Self-Proclaimed CEO” Stagaman is putting on a video for the class: it’s 1998’s Histeria!, an edu-tainment odyssey (that takes the boys an hour to realize wasn’t made by Steven Spiel

Special - Beavis and Butthead (w/Nathan Cox)

Jan 2nd, 2024 1h 22m

You’ve surely seen the nasty 90s boy with his shirt pulled up, demanding unspeakable things? Today we’re enlisting the aid of special guest Nathan “Elder Willennial” Cox to examine the original bad boys of cable TV, Beavis and Butthead.THIS WEE

The Wheel of One Piece Part II - Raw Table Cream

Oct 19th, 2023 1h 17m

Our randomized first-time speedrun through One Piece sails again, and this time we’re getting some later-era episodes in the mix. How’s our main character and stretch boystrong Luffy doing? Surely he shows up in these episodes? Surely. He has t

Killer Plants Special

Oct 3rd, 2023 1h 8m

Enough! We’re finally caving to the pressure and doing a special on the cartoons adapted from campy, plant-based horror films—Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Little Shop. Yeah, they made those! For children! And nobody dies!Today’s Episode Sp

Second Helpings Part III - Wet Meat Riot

Sep 14th, 2023 1h 2m

For the last bites of our Second Helpings arc, we close with a delectable dessert course of Galaxy Rangers and Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Savor the fudgy marshmallow morsels of beach mechas, parental yacht manipulation, and forced teddy bear

Second Helpings Part II - The Gospel of Peeper

Sep 12th, 2023 1h 12m

Yeah okay sure we’re watching more of critically acclaimed Men in Black: The Series, but listen SUPERBOOK IS BACK. We just couldn’t stay away from a 1980s bible anime with a time-traveling robot and absentee parenting. Can you honestly blame us

Second Helpings Part I - Power Toppings

Aug 16th, 2023 1h 11m

We’re perusing our sordid past for savory scraps and overlooked morsels that warrant another bite, starting with Samurai Pizza Cats and Fighting Foodons! Enjoy a pizza-forward double feature that may be light on meat, but it’s packed with chees

Space Rodents Part II - Begun, The Toad Wars Have

Jul 25th, 2023 1h 6m

Our summer slime wave reaches a sudden and violent end as we unanimously rebuke Biker Mice from Mars and the toad-blasting Bucky O’Hare. As vermin living in a sports stadium scoreboard might say, ‘two strikes and you’re out!’Today’s Episode Spo

Space Rodents Part I - We’ve Seen The Mouse Peen

Jul 18th, 2023 1h 12m

The ‘90s snot-rocketed a wave of slime across the media landscape, breeding a rash of nasty, dirty critter boys. Forget teen turtles, fighting toads, or road-based sharks! Our new arc is for interstellar vermin: Biker Mice from Mars and Bucky O

The Wheel of One Piece - Oh Nakama, My Nakama

Jun 20th, 2023 57m 1s

We’ve eaten the Spin-Spin Fruit and concocted a wild new idea for an occasional special—watch two completely randomized episodes of the longest-running rubber pirate anime in history, One Piece. The best part? We have no idea what’s going on.To

Topless Justice Part III - The Crevice of Wind

Jun 13th, 2023 1h 16m

Justice prevails once more for Rambo and Conan, our shirt-averse heroes! That’s “justice” in the form of a rocket-propelled lecture on the Evils of Crack, and the shrieking spider-lobster Evillak.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Arranged Marriages for

Topless Justice Part II - Down for The Count

Apr 19th, 2023 1h 3m

True to our word, we’re back for Part II and the score is Justice: 2, Shirts: 0. What we *didn’t* expect was a drop-in visit from our favorite surprise guest, Count Vl*d Dr****a.Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tunnel Honey™THIS WEEK'S EPISODESConan th

Topless Justice Part I - Rambo vs. Wizards (w/Alison & Todd)

Apr 11th, 2023 1h 39m

An eye-catching title to be sure, but no less accurate! We’re exploring the baffling G-rated cartoons of R-rated movies, namely Rambo and Conan. We enlisted married duo Alison & Todd to settle the Hunk v Wizard debate, and great news—we solved

Little Bigfoot - An SMT Movie Night (w/Amalia Larson)

Mar 30th, 2023 1h 52m

You're damn right we did direct-to-VHS classic Little Bigfoot, and you're DAMN RIGHT we got Amalia to fill in for Andy who couldn't make it. We spoke this evil aloud during our Dog Days of Summer arc and we aren't ones to back down from an incr