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You listening to the micro version of
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the Savage look cast at Savage.love. Your
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style good relationship color
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or good more sexual.
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Satisfied. Or.
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I Which one are you do the
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which one are you mother fuckin groomers
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took both humpback whales to Drag Queen
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Story Our. Pride.
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Or the public library? That's how this works,
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right? Haven't gay sex much was being go?
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That doesn't just happen. It's not something. A.
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Member of a Species just does. Someone's
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gonna take you to a pride parade
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or show you and Lgbt book about
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gay penguins in a school library. Or
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you gotta see those lesbian moms. And
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that one Pixar film. were a couple
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a gay dads and an Ikea commercial
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on them. Gay. Sex.
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Pops. Into your head? Then you wanna
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do it? Which. Is what
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so confusing about these gay humpback
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whales? Big news. Over the weekend
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to mail humpback whales were observed
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having sex voter grabbed, having sex
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near Hawaii and twenty twenty two
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the Guardian had a headline for
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the ages humpback sex photographed for
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first time and both wells mail.
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Also love the sub head of
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the Guardian to same sex marine
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giants captured copulate ing in amorous
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encounter off Hawaii coast Amazingly according
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to. Researchers: This was the
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very first time the only
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time humpback whales have been
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observed having sex. First.
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Time any humpback whale copulate and
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has been observed at all. even
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sightings of humpback whale dick extremely
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rare. Also from The Guardian the
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penis is a male. Humpback whales
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are usually concealed in what is
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known as a general slit to
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make the well more streamlined while
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swimming and and she'd penis. has
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only been witnessed a small number of
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times in the past, usually when
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a whale is piffing. Scientific
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American goes into more detail about
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this specific sexual encounter observed by
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scientists between these two male humpback
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whales. Whale B had
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inserted his penis into whale A's
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genital slit, the opening that
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cheesed the penis when it's not extruded for
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mating. The penetration observed was
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very shallow because, as Stephanie Stack,
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a researcher at the Pacific Whale
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Foundation told Scientific American, the
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humpback whale's penis is
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quite large. Alright, if
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you are a gay human being of
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a certain age, one of the things
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you remember from your gay childhood is
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listening to TV preachers say that homosexuality
2:45
is so disgusting, not
2:47
even animals do it. Once
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these preachers were presented with evidence, a
2:51
mountain of evidence, that in fact animals
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do do it, other animals do
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have gay sex, exclusively homosexual orientations
2:59
have been observed in other
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animal species, 10% of male
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sheep, aka rams, refused to mate
3:05
with ewes, female sheep, but will
3:07
ram the shit out of other
3:10
rams exclusively. Anyway,
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when presented with this evidence of actual
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homosexual sex and homosexual orientations in the
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animal kingdom, the same preachers
3:19
who had been insisting gay sex was so disgusting,
3:21
not even animals do it, turned
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right around, turned on a
3:26
dime, and started to say
3:28
that homosexual sex is so disgusting that animals
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do it. And we are
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not animals, the TV preachers thundered. For
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the record, we are in fact animals
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and we are not the only animals
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that have homosexual sex and homosexual orientations.
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24 years ago,
3:44
biologist Bruce Bajamil brought out
3:47
his groundbreaking book, Biological Exuberance,
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as the New York Times reported,
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Bajamil's book pulled together a colossal
3:54
amount of previous piecemeal research and
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showed how biologists' biases had
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marginalized. The Animal homosexuality for
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the last one hundred and fifty
4:03
years. sometimes innocently enough, sometimes in
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an eruption of anthropomorphic disgust, courtship
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behaviors, and sex between two animals
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of the same sex or persistently
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described. The New York Times continues
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in the scientific literature as mark
4:18
or pseudo court ship or just
4:20
practice. Individual populations are species were
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considered to be entirely heterosexual into
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a proven otherwise bows Mill observed
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as a result of the homophobia.
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And had or of sexism
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common among biologists. And he's
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right. Basil has the receipts.
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He quotes a biologist who
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studied sheep emerald those game
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rams that biologists sad. I
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still cringe at the memory
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of seeing old dram mount
4:47
Sram repeatedly to think this
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biologist road of those magnificent
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beast as queers. Oh. God.
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You. Know, I gotta say these photos
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we now have of these humpback
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whales having gay sex. The only
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evidence we have of humpback whales
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having sex at all Ever. And
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it's all gay evidence. I do
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it. Call double standards on this
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show and I'm at Aqaba one
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out now. For decades, bigoted zoologist
5:14
biologists assume that animals never had
5:16
gay sex unless they had encountered
5:18
portable proof proof they could not
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ignore of homosexual sex between. Males.
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Of other species. But.
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Absent back kind of proof Species
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were as Bazemore says, considered to
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be entirely heterosexual until proven otherwise.
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By. That standard one I'm about
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to embrace. Actually, just for the
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humpback whales, we have to declare
5:40
up that Weldon entirely day species
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until some proof emerges that. They.
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Have Straight Sacks. I mean all the
5:47
evidence we currently have of humpback whale
5:50
sex is Gay sex. So by the
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logic of others biologists quoted in bars,
5:54
most books, all humpback whales are gay
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until someone can prove otherwise. Quebec
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wells one hundred nearly to extinction. On
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the nineteenth and twentieth century, their numbers
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plummeted from the hundreds of thousands down
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to just five hundred animals by nineteen
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fifties. bans on commercial whaling a brought
6:10
those numbers back up and current estimates,
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but the population of humpback whales worldwide
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at one hundred and thirty five. Thousand.
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That's good news and cents a
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pack? Wealth or clownfish? The can
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change sex. Guess we have
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to concede that humpback whales or it's
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always on the deck. With. The
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boys, It's not like a humpback
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whales can access I Vs treatments
6:34
in Alabama or anywhere else, so
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we can safely assume humpback whales.
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We can infer humpback whales are
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having straight sachs to but. We.
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Don't have any evidence. The rule
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is pics or it happen humpback
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whales not kids are it didn't
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happen. So no.
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Pick. Of straight. Humpback Whale
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Sack. So no proof of straight humpback
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whale Saxon. I'm gonna stick to what
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I said a minute ago. All humpback
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whales are gay for now until. Proven.
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Otherwise, I really enjoyed following the
7:06
story over the weekend, but it
7:08
didn't take long before it was
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fed into. The. Online
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Outrage Machines. Turns out well A
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the bottom well in this encounter
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was fifteen years old and well
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be the top. Well in this
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encounter was thirty years old. This
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age gap was unacceptable to the
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age gap discord crowd on line
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and it was very amusing to
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watch people try to cancel we'll
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be over the weekend Not as
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amusing as watching people try to
7:35
bring well A and well be
7:37
to drag queen story our that
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would be very amusing. But.
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Amusing nonetheless. All right coming up
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on today's show. The little lady
7:46
who started the great war over
7:48
polyamory joins meets Molly Rodent Winter
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author of more a memoir the
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book that launched a thousand think
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pieces about Poly Amri Milius here
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8:00
The been at the center of this
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We talk about the assumption people make
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Arm as Swayze Having out for
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men about five years ago, I
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got the boy cause I live
9:14
in Utah eating asteroids. I am
9:17
now interesting. A lot of older
9:19
people, a lot of older Bremen,
9:21
a lot of will demand by
9:23
my sexual a famous people at
9:25
bars or the south. I'm sober
9:27
and usually. The people I
9:30
sit on are not drunk off their ass.
9:32
I won't talk to them by. I.
9:34
Am wondering your ticket for sitting on
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his. People older than me. Cause
9:39
I'm twenty seven. I usually have people
9:42
tend five years older than me and
9:44
more specs or dad and their offer
9:46
better. And that. I
9:49
guess my question is how. It's
9:51
you see to for and for said of
9:53
the age group. As
9:55
their friends with benefits and has do
9:57
it with my age group. The As.
10:00
For having an older men and
10:02
women. has determined to stay for
10:04
a while. Through that I can
10:06
see my air strikes me as
10:09
he met. Are. Gonna
10:11
love the idea. The dirt like Also
10:13
people bars are there where you're going
10:15
to pick up these older men and
10:18
women like there are you. Leather
10:20
bars or a be d bars
10:22
or puppy bars. To.
10:24
Put yourself out there. Keep. Going.
10:27
To the places where you'd had some
10:29
luck, had some success meeting older people
10:32
who are interested in you. Speaking on
10:34
behalf of the older people community, I
10:36
don't think there's any shortage of older
10:39
men and women who would be into
10:41
a hot twenty seven year old, recently
10:43
divorced woman who isn't looking for something
10:46
complicated or entangling. Whether someone you've just
10:48
slept with is interested in sleeping with
10:50
you again, Were. Sleeping with you
10:53
on the regular is it an entirely separate issue?
10:55
You know some of the people that you meet,
10:57
some of the people you pick up, some of
10:59
the people you go home with are going to
11:01
really dig you. Dig out you. tasting how you
11:04
smell, you're gonna vibe you're going to click and
11:06
they're gonna wanna see you again. Not.
11:08
Everybody's gonna feel that way. You don't feel
11:10
that way about absolutely everybody the you sleep
11:12
with. I'm sure you've slept with some people.
11:14
Are you were like are I'd That was
11:17
math. Or. That
11:19
was bad and I don't want to fuck that
11:21
person again and I'm not going up like that
11:23
person against. Some. People may have
11:25
the same reaction to fucking you and
11:27
that's fine, and you take it in
11:29
stride if you think you're doing something
11:32
wrong, if you're not as having met
11:34
sex with someone. Or
11:36
multiple. people but inflicting bad sex on
11:38
them more than you need to engage
11:40
in some introspection and maybe a course
11:43
correction and plus some feedback from regular
11:45
sex partners about what it is the
11:47
you're doing in bad that my work
11:49
for them but other people might be
11:51
put off by and if he could
11:53
tweak that are just that maybe you'll
11:55
have more people wanting seconds thirds and
11:57
for as for letting them know that
11:59
you're not looking for commitment that you recently got
12:01
out of a marriage, that you
12:03
would like a regular connection with
12:06
a little stable of old
12:09
folks and your old folks petting zoo. Just
12:11
say that, say that out loud so that the person
12:14
that you're sleeping with can make an informed choice about
12:16
whether they want to keep sleeping with you. If
12:19
somebody is fucking you, somebody is 10 years older,
12:21
some hot older woman, hot older man is
12:23
fucking you and they could see themselves falling
12:26
in love with you, knowing
12:29
that that's not an option, knowing that's
12:31
not something that you want for
12:33
them to make that kind of emotional investment
12:35
for them to invest those kinds of hopes
12:37
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12:40
they know not to do that, they're less likely to
12:42
do that. Or if they feel like hanging out with
12:44
you is prying their heart open
12:46
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12:48
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12:51
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12:53
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12:55
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12:57
it is that you're open to and interested
12:59
in. Seems
13:03
to me that you're doing everything
13:05
right, except maybe blurting all that out about
13:07
what you want, what you don't want. You're
13:10
going out there, you're meeting people, you're fucking them. Some of them
13:13
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13:17
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them you're not going to want to fuck again. You
13:21
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13:23
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13:25
to fuck again, who understand what it is that you
13:28
want from the people that you're fucking and
13:30
what it is that you don't, which will require
13:32
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13:37
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13:41
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So I'm a 23 year old gay
15:30
male living in Chicago who hasn't been
15:32
sexually active in the past two years.
15:34
And I'm finally at the point where
15:36
I'm ready to change this and finally
15:38
have my cum spring up. My
15:41
few sexual experiences in college left
15:43
me underwhelmed and unexcited about being
15:45
sexually active. I think this
15:47
is mostly because I was not super attracted
15:49
to the people I was having sex with.
15:52
I'm a really tall muscular guy
15:55
like with a pretty similar build
15:57
and features to Jacob Elordi for
15:59
example. So I have no shortage
16:01
of guys that are paying me attention on
16:03
apps or bars. And
16:05
even when I meet an attractive guy at the
16:08
bar or make out or dance with him, I
16:11
find myself losing interest really quickly.
16:14
And I also feel pretty
16:16
overwhelmed at the prospect of talking
16:19
to him about my lack of sexual
16:21
experiences and, you
16:24
know, lack of openness. I know
16:26
that communication is key to great sexual
16:28
experiences, but I just feel anxiety about
16:30
talking about this. I
16:32
had always told myself that I wanted to
16:34
wait for a comfortable relationship to explore my
16:37
sexuality more, but I'm just kind of tired
16:39
of holding out for this guy. I
16:41
have dozens of guys I've met over the past
16:43
year who are really into me that I
16:46
could just reach out to, but I
16:48
feel like I'd be lowering my standards
16:50
to have sexual relationships with them. Am
16:53
I the problem? How can I get
16:55
out of this analysis paralysis and finally
16:57
enter my period of sexual liberation? So
17:00
all these guys who've expressed interest in you that
17:02
you could reach out to, so these are guys
17:04
that you at least got to know well enough
17:06
while you were dancing or making out at the
17:08
bar to exchange phone
17:10
numbers or follow each other on Instagram.
17:12
You have a way of connecting
17:15
with these guys. Connect
17:18
with some of these guys. Go the fuck out
17:20
with some of these guys. You don't necessarily have
17:22
to have sex with them, but you
17:24
could reach out to these guys who are into you
17:26
and reach out to the guys who are into you
17:28
that you are into as well, and
17:32
then hang out. Say
17:34
you live in Chicago. Go to the lake. Go
17:37
to Hollywood Beach. Hang out. See if
17:39
you get to know them a little
17:41
bit better, that you don't wind up
17:45
catching some sort of feel
17:47
for them, some sort of attraction, some sort of vibe that
17:49
makes you want to be
17:53
physically intimate. You're 23 years old.
17:56
You've had some sexual experiences. They
17:58
weren't great. You had
18:01
sexual experiences in college with guys you
18:03
weren't super attracted to. If
18:06
you are Jacob Elordi moving through the bars
18:08
in Chicago, I'm sure you have a lot
18:10
of guys approaching you, coming up to you,
18:12
coming at you. Not
18:16
every guy who comes at you is a guy that you're going
18:18
to be attracted to. One or two
18:20
of them must be. But
18:23
if there's something about a guy coming at you that is
18:26
a turnoff for you somehow, then
18:29
it's on you to approach guys
18:32
that you think are attractive. And
18:34
if you're tall and you're muscular and you look
18:36
like Jacob Elordi, you approaching a guy you think
18:39
is attractive, you're most likely going to
18:41
get a good reception
18:43
from a guy who is psyched. If you're
18:46
as hot as Jacob Elordi, there are probably guys
18:48
who think you're out
18:50
of their league and are into you
18:52
and would approach you, but they've already
18:54
shot themselves down in
18:57
advance for fear of being rejected by somebody
18:59
as hot as you claim to
19:01
be. And I'm just taking your word for it. So
19:04
approach those guys. Approach guys that you
19:06
think are hot. Maybe just shifting
19:09
that dynamic. Instead of you waiting for
19:11
guys to come up to you, you're
19:13
going up to guys. Maybe just reversing
19:15
the flow of the usual interactions will
19:17
give you a different feel or feeling
19:19
or desire about what to do next.
19:21
And maybe then you can have your
19:24
cum springa. What you're really
19:26
going to need to do here, whether what
19:29
I've just advised you to
19:31
do is the right approach or not, what you
19:33
do absolutely need to do here
19:35
is start pushing yourself outside your comfort zone.
19:39
The next time you're on a dance floor, making
19:41
out with a guy and you find
19:43
yourself losing interest, push past
19:45
that feeling. Maybe
19:48
you're losing interest because you don't like the
19:50
taste of their spit. Maybe you're losing interest
19:52
because they said something stupid and disqualifying, who
19:55
knows, whatever it was. And
19:57
the loss of interest is legitimate.
20:01
and not something that you can easily
20:04
reverse or flip. Or
20:07
maybe this loss of
20:10
interest is some self-protective mechanism that
20:12
kicked into gear after those negative experiences that
20:15
you had in college where you went through
20:17
with it and you didn't
20:19
feel great about it afterwards. And there's some kind
20:21
of circuit breaker that began to kick in where
20:24
you don't go through with it or you don't
20:26
let yourself go through with it. Protect yourself from
20:28
that kind of disappointment or
20:30
shitty experience. And the
20:32
only way to disable that particular type
20:35
of circuit breaker is to push past
20:37
it and then have, hopefully, fingers crossed,
20:39
some positive experiences that reset your expectations
20:42
about what is possible with a guy
20:44
that you had a good feeling
20:46
about and just met. So
20:49
I suspect self-sabotage here, self-protective
20:52
self-sabotage. You had some experiences
20:54
in college, didn't feel
20:56
great about the sex or the men or
20:58
yourself after and you are now in
21:01
your own way because you didn't like how that
21:04
felt. You don't wanna risk feeling
21:06
that way again, but you're blocking
21:08
potential positive feelings and good sex
21:10
that you might have with people
21:12
that you are into to
21:15
protect yourself from the bad sex you had with
21:17
people that you weren't into two years ago. Gotta
21:20
carve some new neural pathways. You've gotta have some
21:23
positive experiences. So
21:25
here's my homework. Go to
21:27
the bars, go out, be hot, find
21:30
somebody you think is hot, approach him
21:34
and then dancing together,
21:36
making out, whatever it is you're doing, if
21:38
you get to that point where you just
21:40
feel like I'm losing interest, stick
21:43
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21:45
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21:48
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slash Savage. We're. Going to take a
23:12
quick break from your calls to speak with. Thank
23:27
you so much, Dan. Great to be here. So
23:29
when Abraham Lincoln met Harriet Beecher Stowe
23:31
at the height of the Civil War,
23:34
the author, of course, of
23:36
Uncle Tom's cabin, which helped make the case for ending
23:38
slavery and the case for the war, many people felt
23:40
Lincoln looked at Stowe and said, so
23:43
you're the little woman who wrote the
23:45
book that made this great war. Wow.
23:47
I am not comparing myself to Abraham Lincoln, but I
23:50
do feel a little bit like I'm talking to Harriet
23:52
Beecher Stowe right now. You are the
23:54
woman who wrote the book that,
23:56
well, didn't take us to war, but opened
23:58
a new front in our never ending. Culture Wars launched
24:01
a million think pieces. What
24:03
has it been like to be Molly Rodden
24:05
Winter right now in the center
24:07
of this storm about polyamory?
24:10
Yeah, I love the comparison. I mean,
24:12
that's a great honor. I think my
24:14
mother wrote her master's thesis about Harriet
24:16
Beatrice Doe actually, so she'll love it
24:19
too. Yeah,
24:21
it's been really interesting. I
24:24
think that it's kind
24:26
of what I, not exactly what I expected when I
24:28
wrote the book. I thought I would ruffle
24:31
some feathers, but I
24:33
was noticing in my 15 years
24:36
of practicing polyamory that
24:38
most of the stories I was seeing were not
24:41
about people that were
24:43
like me in terms of being kind
24:45
of like quote unquote,
24:47
for lack of a better
24:50
word, mainstream, normal appearing, kind
24:52
of like, you know, I
24:54
pass as monogamous. Well,
24:56
we like to call socially monogamous people. We
24:58
like to call socially monogamous. Are perceived to
25:00
be monogamous because people just assume couples are
25:02
monogamous, especially married couples with kids, unless they
25:04
speak up and say that they are not
25:06
monogamous. Just like people assume people are straight
25:09
unless they say they're gay.
25:11
Right, so people didn't think they
25:14
knew anybody monogamous and
25:16
now suddenly they're like. Non-monogamous. Non-monogamous,
25:18
sorry, yeah, exactly. And now they're like,
25:20
oh, maybe I do, you know? So
25:23
anyway, I knew I would ruffle some feathers,
25:25
but I also think what's happening is that
25:29
there's a lot, it reminds me so
25:31
much of everything you've been talking about
25:33
in your last few episodes, Dan, about,
25:35
you know, this push to take
25:38
the vote away from women, for
25:40
example, or all
25:43
the different ways in
25:45
which the increasing assertion
25:48
of women that we are
25:50
whole people with thoughts of
25:52
our own and the perspective
25:54
that needs to be listened
25:56
to, really listened to, is
25:59
so, threatening to the powers
26:01
that be. And so the
26:04
idea of a mom of two
26:06
kids who looks
26:09
like everyone else might be
26:12
infiltrating and spreading
26:14
this message that women can
26:16
be sexual subjects, not just
26:18
sexual objects, is
26:20
so, I think, horrifying to a
26:22
lot of people. So that's
26:24
one of my angles anyway. I'm not sure,
26:26
what do you think? Why is this happening,
26:29
Dan? Well, I think we have
26:31
to credit it to the PR department at
26:33
your publisher. Oh yeah, yeah. Got giant pieces
26:35
in The New Yorker, The New York Times, The
26:37
New York Post, Wall Street Journal, which then
26:39
kicked off basically the
26:42
think piece industrial complex to really pick
26:44
over the book. One
26:46
of the criticisms I've read
26:48
out there, and I was curious what your response to that would be. You're
26:51
honest in the book about the fact that it
26:54
was sort of your husband's idea, or you went to
26:56
your husband when you were attracted to another man, and
26:58
he said, it turns me
27:00
on to hear about this, go for it.
27:03
And people have suggested, people
27:05
have written, I've read the book, I
27:07
don't think it's an accurate or fair
27:09
interpretation of the journey and the unpacking
27:12
of what is a really complicated emotional
27:14
process, moving from monogamy to non-monogamy. I
27:16
don't think that's fair, but can you address that? That
27:19
this was all for a man's pleasure. Like you just
27:21
said, part of what
27:23
you're asserting here is that fuck the patriarchy, women
27:25
have agency, women are people and
27:27
individuals and can make their own
27:29
choices, but is this a choice
27:31
you made for your husband? Yeah,
27:34
no, I wanted to show the complexity
27:37
of it to the degree that I
27:39
could, because there are scenes where
27:42
I'm in therapy asking my therapist, wait, this
27:44
was my idea, right? I wasn't
27:46
sure sometimes, because I was
27:49
trained by my own mother and
27:52
the mother before her, right, to
27:54
be, play within the
27:56
rules. And so I did. permission.
28:00
I was accustomed to
28:03
being a sexual object
28:05
in many ways. If
28:07
you talk to any woman of my generation in
28:10
particular, you will know that we swallowed
28:13
a lot of objectification for a long,
28:15
long time, which is why, you know,
28:17
some people see the Barbie movie and
28:19
they're like, oh dear lord, and I'm
28:22
like, no, that's, that was really it.
28:24
That was the 80s and
28:26
90s. It's historically accurate.
28:30
And I'm still kind of deprogramming
28:32
myself. You know what I mean?
28:35
We all are. It was interesting reading the book.
28:37
You did what people are constantly
28:39
telling me that everybody who's attracted to somebody
28:41
else when they've made a monogamous commitment is
28:43
supposed to do. You went to the person
28:45
that you had made that monogamous commitment to
28:47
and talked about it and got permission,
28:49
which is what everybody agrees. Everybody who's
28:52
thinking about, you know, wants
28:54
to revise the commitment that they made needs
28:56
to do, but then that spun in the
28:58
criticism of the book of seeking a man's
29:00
permission. Yeah. And so the man
29:02
having control as opposed to you being
29:06
equal individuals in a
29:08
committed relationship, you have obligations
29:11
emotionally, sexually to each
29:13
other that aren't necessarily gendered. But I did
29:15
note reading the book, you went to your
29:17
husband, you got his permission, you went to
29:20
a friend hoping to game it
29:22
out to get permission and what you got was
29:24
shamed. Then you went to a therapist to get
29:26
permission. Yes. When
29:28
did you finally give yourself permission? That
29:31
was that was the best part about my
29:33
therapist, you know, and I tell people if
29:35
your therapist tells you what to do, it's
29:38
not about finding out what to
29:40
do. It's about looking within
29:44
yourself and what
29:46
I realized is that I have
29:48
been seeking permission. I had been
29:50
so Worried
29:53
about pleasing everyone else for my entire
29:55
life to the point that I didn't
29:57
even know what I wanted. And So.
30:00
I had to go out and experience things
30:02
in order to figure it out. Don't get
30:04
me started on the movie poor things because
30:06
I just watched it three nights ago and
30:08
I can't stop thinking about if I I
30:11
will just go on record of thing I
30:13
love decks but to me it was. Very
30:15
much about that same idea.
30:17
That a woman first test to
30:20
unlock her own sexual agency and
30:22
become a sexual subject In. Order
30:24
to unload all the rest. That our body
30:27
is kind of a gateway to our experience
30:29
of the world and when we don't feel
30:31
ownership over. Our own body. We don't feel
30:33
ownership over any part of ourselves, so I
30:35
think I had to do that first for
30:38
myself and then I could figure it out.
30:41
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32:21
age talking about how guys just
32:24
want to do anything they can to get them
32:26
in bed and will be deceptive around it and
32:29
you know don't want to commit and that sort
32:31
of thing but I feel like I'm actually having
32:33
the opposite problem. I meet a lot of guys
32:35
that fall really hard and really quick for me
32:37
like on the first date waxing
32:39
poetic about how they manifested me into the
32:41
universe and I'm everything they're looking for and
32:44
start dreaming about all the like future
32:46
things that they want to do together. Suffice
32:48
it to say it's a huge turn off for
32:51
me. Even when I feel like I jived with
32:53
them well on the first date and would have gotten along with
32:55
them but they kind of torpedo it with this
32:58
over the top clinginess really early on and
33:00
this has happened like a good half a
33:02
dozen times this year already on first date
33:04
sometimes second date so there's a clear pattern
33:07
here. I promise I'm not intending to do
33:09
this as a humble brag. It generally makes
33:11
me like really uncomfortable to be put in
33:13
this position where we feel so mismatched
33:16
you know. I feel like I'm
33:18
really upfront from the get go that I'm you know
33:20
I'm poly I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
33:23
I'm not available to see them more than once every
33:25
few weeks that I'm dating other people etc. So
33:28
I feel like my intentions are really clearly communicated
33:30
to them like even on the
33:32
apps before we've met and I'm just wondering
33:34
what's going on here like is it possible
33:37
there's something I'm doing like being too vulnerable
33:39
or dressing too sexy or like
33:41
sleeping with them too quickly. I often sleep
33:43
with guys on the first date sometimes second
33:46
date that makes them catch feelings quickly or
33:48
is this one of those things that like
33:50
you always say is just demonstrating their
33:52
poor judgment and that I wouldn't really want to go
33:54
out with them anyway if they do something like this.
33:57
Anyway I'd love to hear your thoughts and see if I can
34:00
change up my dating strategy to avoid
34:02
this or what you
34:04
theorize might be going on with
34:07
these guys. There's always a chance you
34:09
pulled the short straw, several guys in a row.
34:11
You say this has happened about a half a
34:13
dozen times entirely possible that nothing
34:16
that you did or could have done
34:18
differently would have resulted in any other
34:20
outcome but some guy crushing
34:22
as hard on you as these six
34:25
guys in a row crushed
34:27
on you. That said, could
34:29
be you telling these guys
34:32
in advance, you can't have
34:34
me, I am not available
34:36
to you, in the way that
34:39
you might want me to. I'm
34:41
not looking for a boyfriend or a husband,
34:43
I don't want to be anybody's girlfriend, I'm
34:45
Polly, that their egos may
34:47
be getting wrapped up in the
34:49
chase. I don't think this is
34:51
a conscious process but hearing
34:54
from somebody that you're attracted to and
34:56
that you're into, that they're
34:58
the car that you will never catch, might
35:00
inspire some of these dogs to chase that
35:02
car in the hopes of catching
35:04
it. That car being you, those dogs
35:07
being these men. Gotta
35:09
pick your poison though. Often what I hear from women
35:11
when they call the show is they're tired of guys
35:14
who if she expresses the least
35:17
interest in eventually stepping
35:19
out of that relationship escalator, eventually having a
35:21
boyfriend or a husband, being in a committed
35:24
relationship, maybe having a family that that spooks
35:27
guys and they go running off in
35:29
the opposite direction. Ladies, if you're listening,
35:31
if you've had that experience and you'd
35:33
like to experience what this caller
35:35
has experienced, maybe start describing yourself as
35:37
not interested in ever getting anywhere near
35:40
the relationship escalator. Maybe start describing yourself
35:42
as Polly and only
35:44
wanting something casual and
35:47
you will attract the attention of some
35:49
of these guys who've been plaguing you,
35:51
plaguing this caller. I
35:55
don't think it's about dressing less sexy. I don't
35:57
think it's about pretending to
35:59
be anybody. or anything that you're not,
36:01
I just think that
36:04
hearing from someone that you're into
36:06
and that's hot, that
36:09
you can't have me, that I
36:11
can't be had, is
36:13
going to... some people are going
36:15
to react to that by feeling like they've
36:18
been challenged. Guys like
36:20
a challenge, guys like hurdles, guys
36:23
are into the pursuit and you laying
36:26
things out, you laying your cards on the table in the
36:28
way you have is going to inspire
36:31
some of those guys who may have run in the
36:33
opposite direction if you'd said, I want a boyfriend and
36:35
a husband, a kid, a family, a commitment to
36:37
come chasing after you because if they
36:39
can land you, well, what does
36:42
that say about how hot and desirable they
36:44
are that you let go of everything you
36:46
said that you wanted or told them you
36:48
didn't want for them? You
36:51
know, a lot of our... the way we
36:54
function romantically sexually in the world, it's hard
36:57
to completely separate out
37:01
ego and the
37:03
affirmation that we may be seeking about our
37:06
desirability or marketability
37:09
in our relationships and we have to be
37:12
conscious of it and careful of it that we're not pursuing
37:15
someone because... for shitty
37:18
reasons, for egotistical reasons and
37:22
that may be what's going on with these guys. What
37:24
can you do differently? Nothing. Don't do anything differently. Keep
37:26
telling guys the truth and if some
37:28
guy is too clingy, like shut him down.
37:30
Don't see him again. You said
37:32
I want X and they're like, here,
37:35
here's Y. You say, okay, not
37:37
what I wanted and not
37:39
going to make time for you again, going to
37:41
go find some guys who want what I want,
37:43
which is not a commitment and to see them
37:45
every couple of weeks and have some great sex
37:48
and hang out, experience some intimacy but not intimacy
37:50
that's bundled with commitment and hurtling
37:53
toward that relationship escalator. All
37:55
right. Before we get to this week's listener response calls,
37:57
I want to share a couple of listener comments. about
38:00
last week's show posted at savage.love.
38:02
Says by Dan Fan,
38:05
in your advice to the British backpacker
38:07
thinking about breaking up with his girlfriend
38:09
at home after cheating on her, Dan,
38:11
you should have specified, do not tell
38:13
her you cheated. It's bad enough to
38:15
hear I'm dumping you. There's no need
38:17
for him to make it
38:19
worse. Otherwise, great advice. And I also loved
38:22
Ring It or Fling It. Yes, Ring It
38:24
or Fling It is genius.
38:26
Of course that backpacker shouldn't
38:28
tell his girlfriend if he cheated. She'll
38:30
know something happened. She'll know something changed. She doesn't
38:32
need to know that. Says
38:35
David A. Boy
38:37
sober is a good term.
38:40
If you wanna make it more activist though,
38:42
why not go with boy caught? Okay,
38:45
boy caught, pretty clever, but
38:47
still I prefer boy sober
38:49
to boy caught because boy
38:51
sober implicitly acknowledges that
38:53
boys are intoxicating and
38:55
can be hard to quit. Finally,
38:58
says Adrian to the newly kinky guy who
39:00
is trying to be upfront about his kinks
39:02
and vanilla dating apps, okay Cupid
39:04
has tons of questions about kink. Just
39:07
answer a bunch of those and your
39:09
match percentage and admittedly flawed calculation will
39:12
increase. But moreover, you can scan
39:14
people's answers for compatible or
39:16
incompatible responses, including to the
39:18
kink questions. Also totally agree with Dan
39:20
that it is not a crime to
39:23
just meet some folks and see what
39:25
happens. That's dating. Now I wanna
39:27
emphasize once again, it is
39:29
fine for kinky people to date people
39:31
they assume perhaps incorrectly are vanilla because
39:34
they didn't meet it a month or whatever.
39:36
I live for those moments. I love those
39:38
stories where two people lay their kink cards on
39:40
the table at the same time and they turn out to be
39:42
the same cards.
39:45
It happens, it doesn't happen often. When it
39:47
does happen, I wanna hear
39:49
about it. And thanks to everyone
39:52
who I heard from this week letting me
39:54
know that contrami assertion construct
39:56
did not enter the English language when it came out
39:59
of Nicholas Holt's very... Pretty Mouth in 2018's The
40:01
Favorite. For
40:03
more on the history of that word, construct,
40:06
you wanna check out last
40:08
week's struggle session. Struggle session, it's a
40:11
weekly bonus column for Magnum Subs, goes
40:13
up every Thursday at
40:15
savage.love, and it is where you will
40:17
find the Muppet-Faced Man
40:20
of the Week. All right, now
40:22
onto listener response calls.
40:25
Great rant at the top of the show today, Dan, but
40:27
I think you need to make the point that it's even
40:29
stronger, but it's not just deadly
40:32
consequences that the Republicans or
40:34
the religious extremists are hoping for. It's
40:36
deadly consequences of sex for
40:39
women, not for men. Even gay
40:41
men, I'm sure they're gonna come up
40:43
to them in their own different way, but gay
40:45
men don't die in childbirth, they don't die
40:47
trying to obtain an abortion. This
40:50
is about shaming women, controlling women,
40:52
owning women, getting women out of
40:54
the workforce, and
40:56
returning them to the, only the domestic sphere.
40:59
This is not just a fear or a
41:01
hatred of sex, although yes, it's that too.
41:03
It is primarily, it is grounded in rank
41:06
misogynism. And I wish that
41:09
you would just make that point a little more
41:11
clear, because I don't think enough people are getting
41:13
it. Hi, Dan,
41:15
I was just listening to your
41:17
take on watching the Super Bowl
41:19
and male meeting affection
41:21
or touch or something, and I gotta
41:24
tell you, your take is so wrong,
41:27
it's ridiculous. I think
41:29
some straight men enjoy sports because they grow
41:31
up watching them and they grow up playing
41:33
them and they enjoy the competition and we
41:35
don't get to do that as adults anymore.
41:37
Our bodies don't last as long
41:39
and it's not about getting hugs or
41:41
high fives or anything, it's about something
41:44
we just enjoy doing and enjoy watching and
41:46
we can do it with each other. And
41:48
yeah, it's oftentimes male
41:50
company, so it's a good
41:52
way for us to spend time with our
41:55
friends, but other than that, it has nothing
41:57
to do with getting hugs or being touched.
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just off the line. Hi
42:02
Dan, I'm calling about episode 905 with
42:05
the daughter's concerns about her father dating
42:07
a much younger woman that was homeless before
42:09
they met. I definitely agree with
42:11
Dan that this looks like a mutually beneficial
42:13
relationship for her father and this woman, although
42:16
I might be biased because this is exactly what
42:18
my late father and his second wife had. As
42:20
much as we didn't and still don't care for
42:23
my father's wife, my sister and I almost breathed
42:25
a sigh of relief when the impending burden of
42:27
helping my dad, as he got older
42:29
and sicker, was relieved from us. The
42:31
last couple of years before my father's death
42:33
were a myriad of doctors appointments and hospital
42:35
stays, particularly during COVID, and she was there
42:37
for my dad every step of the way
42:39
and my sister and I never had to
42:41
come into town to take care of my father. I
42:44
was very lucky in that my father was
42:46
a frugal, financially literate, and upper middle class
42:48
person so he proactively set up and gave
42:50
me copies of his will so there were
42:53
no surprises upon his death. I
42:55
would recommend exactly what Dan is saying
42:57
to do in terms of reaching out
43:00
to him more and trying to get more
43:02
information and being curious and things like that
43:05
because that advice is what
43:07
made accepting my father's wife doable for my
43:09
sister and I. And
43:13
we're going to leave it there.
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