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You're listening to the micro version of
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the Savage Lovecast at savage.love. Taylor
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Swift won a bunch of Grammy Awards
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on Sunday night, including one that arguably
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should have gone to someone else. Cough,
0:30
cough, Beyonce. The Superbowl is
0:32
coming up. Taylor Swift's football hero boyfriend,
0:34
Travis Kelsey, is going to
0:37
be playing in this Superbowl. Travis
0:39
is a tight end for the Kansas City
0:41
Chiefs or the tight end for the Chiefs.
0:43
I don't know if a football team has
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more than one tight end, but I do
0:47
know that he's playing for the Kansas City
0:49
Chiefs, but I don't know that by heart.
0:51
I had to look that up again
0:53
for the third or fourth time.
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That's how gay I am. I
0:59
am so gay that my gay brain
1:01
refuses to store that information. I
1:03
look up what team Travis plays for every time I
1:05
have to talk about him here on the show. I
1:08
say the name of that team out loud
1:10
and then my cerebral cortex, which is where
1:12
long term memories are stored, is like, no,
1:14
thank you. Delete, delete, delete. There is no
1:16
room in here for that. No
1:19
room in here for trivia
1:21
about football teams. Not with
1:23
all this very important information we need to keep
1:25
stored about original Broadway cast recordings of obscure
1:27
musicals from the 1940s. Anyway,
1:30
I'm a very gay person. I know a lot
1:32
of very gay people. Some of the very gay
1:34
people I know are very into Taylor Swift. Some
1:36
are very into Beyonce. There have
1:38
been arguments because gay people
1:41
don't agree about everything. Water-based
1:43
lube, silicone-based lube, puppies, gay
1:45
cruises, even gay marriage. There
1:47
is a lot of
1:49
disagreement, but there is
1:51
one thing that no one in the
1:53
gay community seems to be arguing about,
1:56
and that is Travis Kelsey's sexuality. Travis
1:58
Kelsey. is straight. Collectively,
2:01
the gaze came to that conclusion
2:04
when he first pinged on our
2:06
radar, which was not when he
2:08
began dating Taylor Swift. It
2:10
was when Kelsey hosted Saturday Night
2:12
Live in April of 2023, which
2:15
was after he won his second
2:17
Super Bowl six months before his
2:20
relationship with Taylor Swift went public.
2:22
In that episode of SNL, Kelsey appears
2:25
in a skit with the great and
2:27
hilarious Bowen Yang that's centered, as the
2:29
queer studies kids like to say, Kelsey's,
2:33
bedrock, essential, obvious,
2:35
and blatant straightness.
2:39
As much as these girls mean to me,
2:41
sometimes I need a break. That's when I
2:43
discovered straight male friend.
2:47
Yo, watch me headshot this bitch. Oh,
2:53
amazing. Straight male friend is a
2:55
low effort, rose stakes relationship that
2:57
requires no emotional commitment, no financial
3:00
investment, and other than the occasional
3:02
video game related outbursts. Man,
3:05
this game's stupid. No drama. Straight
3:08
male friend isn't perfect and may ask blunt
3:10
questions about your sex life. So like, do
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gay guys like when a guy has a
3:15
big one or is it kind of like
3:17
a bad thing? Depends
3:20
on the guy, but he's only asking
3:22
because he's honestly curious. There's something
3:24
sweet about that. So if
3:26
you're a gay man who needs a break,
3:28
come discover the casual, low effort friendship gay
3:30
women have known about for years. Straight
3:33
male friend. Yo, sorry about being a
3:35
pussy, but my dad dying earlier, man.
3:37
That won't happen again. Straight
3:40
male friend, available
3:43
everywhere. This
3:45
video, which is hysterical, went viral and
3:47
gays who don't pay attention to football.
3:49
That would be a small subset of
3:51
the gay community sometimes referred to as
3:54
all of us. Every single one of
3:56
us. Suddenly we all knew who Kelsey
3:58
was because he was. was in
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this kid with Bowen Yang and
4:02
that fake ad that he was
4:04
in for straight male friend drew
4:07
attention to his straightness in such
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a way that if there was
4:11
any doubt among gay people about
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Kelsey's straightness we would have
4:15
aired it then but
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it didn't happen well a lot of gay
4:19
men out there think Kelsey's hot no
4:22
one out there no gay person out
4:24
there thinks he's secretly gay which
4:27
is saying something because gay men are
4:29
not immune to wishful thinking where hot
4:31
straight male celebrities are concerned the
4:33
slightest hint that someone gay men
4:36
think is hot might be gay
4:39
we are on that like those tidy
4:41
whiteys were on Tom Cruise and risky
4:43
business and like those cum
4:45
gutters were on Shawn Mendes at the Met
4:47
Gala gay men are like Kremlin
4:49
ologists back in the 1970s always trying to
4:52
figure out what was going on in
4:54
the Soviet Union based on who was standing where on
4:56
top of Lenin's tomb during the May Day
4:59
parade any hint any
5:01
clue any evidence
5:03
that someone out there that you
5:05
might want to fuck might actually be fuckable
5:10
we're all over it which
5:12
brings me to this tweet a tweet
5:14
that went viral last week why
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would a rich famous guy
5:19
referring to Travis Kelsey marry a 34 year
5:22
old woman referring to the ancient Taylor
5:25
Swift if you started immediately you might be
5:27
able to have two kids and she's publicly
5:29
had sex with a ton of guys it
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just seems weird the tweet
5:33
goes on why would a successful man
5:35
like Travis Kelsey want a middle-aged woman
5:37
who's always on tour is it
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could it be because
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he's gay some
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right-wing comedian who I'm not gonna name
5:49
I'm not gonna platform a racist right-wing
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comedian banned from a lot of social
5:53
media platforms tweeted that out it went
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everywhere and the reaction to it let's
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just call it the not heard around the
6:00
world. Promise Kelsey is
6:03
not gay. Listen, right-wing comedian,
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I promise you, my gaydar
6:07
is better than yours. And
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gay, wishful thinking is a
6:12
powerful life force. And
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Kelsey doesn't ping on our
6:16
gaydar, and nobody who
6:18
suffers from gay, wishful thinking is
6:20
thinking about Kelsey. He
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doesn't ping so hard that there was
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no wishful thinking in views speculation after
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Kelsey hosted SNL, and we all found
6:29
out at once that he exists. What
6:32
we have here is a case of the dog that
6:34
didn't bark in the night. Gay men
6:37
saw Travis in that video with Bowen Yang, and
6:39
no one said, secretly gay, could be gay, might
6:41
be gay, we hope he's gay. Gay
6:43
men saw him with Taylor Swift, and we didn't say anything.
6:46
The right-wing obsession with Taylor Swift and
6:48
Travis Kelsey and all the conspiracy theories
6:51
that the right is attempting to attach
6:53
to this cute, fun
6:55
couple, this David French wrote in
6:57
the New York Times this weekend,
6:59
it's all very deeply weird. And
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the speculation about Swift and Kelsey is really gonna
7:05
get dialed up to 11 this week
7:07
in the run up to the Super Bowl. Is
7:10
Swift a Pentagon asset, which an
7:12
actual host of an actual news
7:14
program on Fox suggested
7:16
this week? Is their relationship
7:19
a massive psy-op concocted by the
7:21
deep state? The plan being
7:23
all along for Swift to start dating Kelsey, and then
7:25
for Kelsey's team to win the Super Bowl, and
7:28
for Swift to endorse Joe Biden live on
7:30
national television right after Kelsey's team wins
7:33
the Super Bowl, which they're definitely gonna
7:35
win because the fix is in, because
7:37
the entire NFL is in
7:39
on this conspiracy. I
7:42
can't believe that when people look at what
7:44
the Republican Party is today, we still face
7:47
competitive elections where
7:49
Republicans might win
7:52
anything, much less the
7:54
White House. In our guts,
7:57
we know they're nuts. You
8:00
gotta listen to the gaze on this. You gotta take our
8:02
word on this. I know how
8:04
you right-wingers love your conspiracy theories
8:06
and I know conspiracy theories are
8:08
fun and believing bullshit together is
8:10
one way for an in-group
8:13
to feel connected, but you're
8:15
gonna have to let this one go. It's
8:17
less plausible than Jewish space lasers
8:19
or furniture companies shipping
8:21
traffic children to pedophiles inside dressers
8:23
that they can order online. All
8:26
of your dumb conspiracy theories make you look
8:29
dumb. They make you look ridiculous, but
8:32
this one, look, if
8:34
you won't take he's fucking Taylor Swift for
8:36
an answer, if that's not good enough for
8:38
you, take it from me and the rest
8:40
of the gays. That football
8:43
player who plays for that
8:45
team I mentioned earlier whose name I
8:47
have already forgotten, he is not one
8:50
of us. He is not gay,
8:52
not even a little bit. And
8:54
calling him gay doesn't make him
8:56
any less straight or rich or
8:58
famous or fuckable. And calling him
9:00
gay, not that there's anything wrong
9:03
with being gay, but you
9:05
calling him gay out of jealousy
9:07
and spite, not only does it
9:09
make anybody think he's gay, it also
9:11
doesn't make you right-wing comedians any
9:14
less pathetic or any less unfuckable
9:17
than you already are. All
9:19
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I'm experiencing in this relationship and. Offered
12:00
grade The past relationships with bad.
12:03
Is. Going. To the gym.
12:05
Together we both seem to behave differently.
12:07
As I said, I look in Indiana,
12:09
live in Michigan as well. They in
12:11
Michigan and I've never had the opportunity
12:14
to go to a gym that's queer,
12:16
spend track, or has good representation of
12:18
like a man things like that. I
12:20
know, I know there are gems like
12:22
that out there. There's not a whole
12:24
lot of them in Indiana. Certainly not
12:26
Indiana where I'm. So.
12:28
I'm always going to jam that
12:30
are presumably straight dominated safer than
12:32
I'm sure that plays a role
12:35
and our behavior, but I was
12:37
just wondering. If you hadn't
12:39
yet by some sort of how to break
12:41
the ice at the gym, like how to
12:44
break through that barrier with a partner. Because
12:46
in my experience when I go to the
12:48
gym with my current partner, They're
12:50
just seems to be just like a veil
12:53
of masculinity. That kind of. Drops.
12:55
Itself between us and man we find it
12:57
hard to connect with each other and talk
12:59
additional As gym we have to work out
13:01
separately which is which I'm fine with is
13:03
it would be distracting otherwise did my part
13:05
but ah but I just yeah just wanted
13:07
to know if you had any tips or
13:09
tricks on how to have a conversation about
13:11
like how behavior changes of jam even of
13:13
which is openly acknowledge him at ideally I'd
13:15
like to be able to work through it
13:18
were behaving the same way about and the
13:20
job and out of the gym. So.
13:23
I go to a gym that's
13:25
enough gain a bridge between. There's
13:27
a really long time and about.
13:29
this is long time ago. Stack
13:32
you to do with decade and
13:34
a half ago there was some
13:36
new guy i'm assuming Athens mostly
13:38
gauge him and there were two
13:41
guys. Insights. In this
13:43
is before the be certain percentage to the
13:45
gym and one kiss, the other on the
13:47
cheeks and this guy who was on one
13:49
of the. Bench. Press
13:51
machines grumble that them very audibly
13:54
about like not a to not
13:56
to to. The. One season
13:58
as the tomb. And this
14:00
other guy who I knew and I
14:02
knew was straight, this big black
14:04
guy who went to the gym who was straight, looked
14:06
at the guy who just barked at the gay
14:09
guys for being obviously gay guys at the gym,
14:11
looked at him and tapped him on the shoulder
14:13
and said, you're at the wrong gym. It
14:17
was such a delicious, wonderful
14:19
moment. You rarely, you know, you're
14:21
about allies all the time, you
14:23
rarely see that kind of, I
14:26
don't know, allyship in public. I wish I'd gotten
14:28
it on film. I love that guy. Thanked him
14:31
later, circled back to him after the guy left
14:33
the gym, was like, you're awesome. That was amazing.
14:36
We were friends, we'd met up to him a bunch of times,
14:38
super nice straight guy. And he was just
14:40
like, yeah, yeah, he's at the wrong gym. Why
14:43
do you behave with your boyfriend the way you do
14:45
when you're at the gym? Because you
14:47
guys are at the wrong gym. You're at
14:49
a gym in Indy fucking Anna or you're
14:52
at a gym in rural Michigan
14:54
somewhere. What you're engaged in is
14:56
called code switching. When you're
14:58
relaxed and comfortable and feel safe, you're
15:01
a little gay or you're not policing
15:04
your behavior. When you're at this gym
15:06
full of mostly straight guys in Indiana
15:08
fucking somewhere, why do
15:10
you butch it up? Because
15:14
some part of your reptile brain is
15:16
aware that if you're
15:18
as gay as you usually are
15:21
or unselfconscious about your
15:23
behavior and mannerisms and relationship as you
15:25
usually are in other places, other circumstances,
15:28
that you could get attacked,
15:31
that somebody could say
15:33
something mean to you. Some
15:36
people regard a mean thing being
15:38
said to them as a kind of
15:40
violence. And there's also the risk of
15:42
actual violence, actual gay bashing. So
15:44
you and your boyfriend butchered
15:47
up at the gym. I am not
15:49
blaming or shaming you for that. You
15:51
should see me. We have to drive me
15:53
and Terry across Washington state
15:56
sometimes To go see his mother in Spokane at
15:58
the other end of Washington. Washington State. There is
16:01
no such thing as a blue state. The
16:03
call Washington a blue State are no blue
16:05
states. There are redstate. some of them have
16:07
big blue cities and them that flip them
16:09
into the blue column. But. It.
16:11
Is an archipelago a blue cities in a
16:14
big red sea added the United States. You
16:16
should see me when I have to. Walk.
16:20
Through a truck stop and
16:22
rural Washington state. Under
16:25
the Trump flags for sale.
16:27
To. Get To the bathroom. I am. So.
16:30
But. I. Never
16:33
looked straighter than I do
16:35
at that moment. Because.
16:37
I don't some party me to doesn't want
16:40
to.x I'm not blaming you for buttoned up
16:42
at the gym. I put it up at
16:44
the truck stop and Ellensburg every single time.
16:46
Where do you do? How do you get
16:49
to be more comfortable? Well go to the
16:51
gym. Go a lot I guarantee you. Whatever.
16:54
Gym You're in. Wherever you're at the
16:56
gym you are not the only game
16:58
in a match. Him. From. The
17:00
findings by game and you can't get us into
17:03
the gym in high school and you can't get
17:05
us out of the gym after. You aren't the
17:07
only. Guys. Their everybody
17:09
else there who's gay. At.
17:11
Your mostly overwhelmingly straight gym is engaged
17:14
in the same kind of code switching
17:16
successfully the you two are so you
17:18
can't spot them as you make friends
17:20
at the gym. Guys who are gay
17:23
or gonna let you know. Perhaps.
17:25
Some of them disturbed, sustained I contacted
17:28
her, let you know that they're gay
17:30
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17:32
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17:34
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starts now. Obama
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i across Canada had a good advice
19:20
my brother in law about my sister.
19:23
This. Is an alcoholic shifted Or my brother
19:25
in law? Recent. All got
19:27
into an argument in which my
19:29
sister through a and still window
19:32
that my standing and senate rules
19:34
of twelve. And. I
19:36
got him up and down fool around with
19:39
the idea to work and separations. After this
19:41
the third day my brother in law of
19:43
the that they were going to try and
19:45
work things out. I love my sister but
19:48
she isn't that terrible terrible place and that's
19:50
affecting other people. She the diagnosed psychosis and
19:52
an alcoholic lady, others a. How.
19:55
Do I talked to my brother in law?
19:57
who is about twenty years old than
20:00
me and my sister is 15 years older than me about
20:03
maybe separating not just for his
20:06
own sake but at
20:08
this point now for the kids safety.
20:10
Escalating situations have happened before this but
20:13
this is scaring me because it is
20:15
getting physical. Here's what
20:17
you do. You go to your brother-in-law and say,
20:19
look, if you need to divorce my
20:21
sister, do
20:24
it and you have our support
20:26
and you will not lose our support. We
20:28
will not side with her
20:30
and we will still be there for you
20:33
in this process and we will still consider you
20:36
a member of the family.
20:38
You can divorce my terrible
20:40
sister without feeling like
20:42
you've wronged or betrayed us
20:45
because we can see what's going on
20:47
here and you
20:49
have our love and support. Whatever you choose to do, if you
20:51
choose to work on this right now, work on
20:55
it. But if you need to leave, please
20:58
don't feel like letting
21:00
the family down or losing
21:04
us as family is a
21:07
price you're going to have to pay to exit
21:09
this marriage or do what you need to do
21:11
for yourself and for your daughter, my niece. That
21:15
can really tip the scales. I've seen it in
21:17
my own family, tip the scales. When there is
21:20
someone who's married into the family, who's
21:22
thinking about getting a divorce, hearing
21:25
from members of the family
21:27
that we understood
21:29
the reasons why they needed to get
21:32
that divorce and they
21:34
would still be welcome at
21:36
family events and they would
21:38
not lose that web of connection.
21:40
When you marry someone, you marry into a
21:42
family and you create
21:45
a kind of wider
21:48
society for yourself. One
21:50
of the things that sometimes prompts people to stay
21:52
in shitty relationships that they need to get out
21:54
of is fear,
21:58
fear Of losing those social. The
22:00
emotional and familial connections and it
22:02
could make all the difference in
22:04
the world. For. Your brother in
22:06
law to hear from you and hear from you know.
22:09
That. If he's doing this going
22:11
through these motions. Because. He
22:13
doesn't want to be alone. Next.
22:15
Christmas. He. Will
22:17
not be alone next Christmas. He will still be
22:20
welcome at family events, even if he has to
22:22
divorce. Your. City outta
22:24
control, narcissistic. Sister.
22:27
And if she has a problem with that, than she's not
22:29
going to be. Welcome. At
22:31
Christmas. That. You will
22:33
choose. The Functioning. Healthy,
22:36
Responsible. Sober. Relatives.
22:40
Even if it's not the blood relative. Over
22:43
the drunken, out of control, raging,
22:45
narcissistic relative. So.
22:47
Call him. Tell him that
22:49
and then you gotta respect whatever it is
22:52
the he decides to do. If
22:54
he wants to work on it, if she's
22:56
gonna get so bird. if they can go
22:58
to couples counseling and. Try.
23:01
To save this relationship. Tell.
23:03
Him. You will support him through
23:05
that process to. But. Let
23:07
him know you're not blindly loyal. To.
23:10
Your sister just because she's your
23:12
blood relative. That. He is
23:14
your brother. In. Law.
23:17
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And. Thirty. Year old
24:50
straight dude man himself exam. I'm
24:53
sitting here with not quite my
24:56
girlfriend, but a woman who was.
24:58
Really fallen far. As
25:01
and see each other for the past year. And.
25:04
Everything about the celestial, the sex,
25:06
to the negation does waivers be
25:08
resolved. Also, system the best of
25:10
my life has been incredible. Doesn't
25:13
The issue is that she wants
25:15
kids and I know I don't
25:17
I've got a suspect Mean, we
25:19
knew this from the start of
25:21
our relationship. So
25:24
were. Breaking. Up
25:26
we set ourselves a day. A
25:28
while back says when this. Thing.
25:31
Was gonna come to an end and that date is approaching
25:33
less than a month know? How so? I
25:35
guess my question for you is. How
25:38
can we enjoy these last few weeks together?
25:41
I've had the bird home life with Islam
25:43
and I wanna continue Haven't good times by
25:45
this? Really painful knowing that. Are
25:48
gonna be eggs the other's lives pretty
25:51
soon. And then when that day does,
25:53
com. I guess my second
25:55
question is how can we heal
25:57
from this? He really want to
25:59
be friends. Later on were
26:01
planning on taking some time apart not
26:03
talking for A and been circling back.
26:05
But and a you had any advice
26:07
on how to best how the situation
26:10
I would be greatly appreciated. Joining.
26:12
Me to help answer this question.
26:14
Because why not Ezra Klein? He is
26:17
a journalist, a political analyst, a
26:19
New York Times columnist, and host of
26:21
the Ezra Klein Show Podcast Ezra.
26:23
Thank you so much for demeaning yourself
26:25
by coming on my So I
26:27
am. Thrilled! To be
26:29
here. Demeaned? Yeah Ezra. This is a
26:32
sex advice podcast. Like the Port Authority
26:34
bus Terminal, it's beneath. You. I feel
26:36
like there's a dynamic care of people getting
26:38
sex advice from their their grandpa or their
26:40
lay math teacher. Something I I appreciate you
26:42
buy to me on I don't think this
26:44
is really when a what's the here for
26:47
three a citizen but I enjoyed talking to
26:49
so I am. I'm bud to be here.
26:51
We taught when I was on your so
26:53
a lot about the alley amri and open
26:55
relationships and right now suddenly haven't a moment
26:57
all anybody can talk about. Besides.
26:59
Israel and Gaza and Ukraine and Russia
27:02
in the cities in the climate and
27:04
housing. and Donald Trump, Nikki Haley and
27:06
Tim Scott Entirely credible fiance. polyamory is
27:09
the only thing anyone is talking about
27:11
at the moment. You moved to the
27:13
west coast for a few years where
27:15
you encountered poly straight people in their
27:18
natural habitat San Francisco. I'm curious the
27:20
Pali people that you encountered where they
27:22
annoying poly proselytizer is are normally adjacent
27:25
kind of socially monogamous. Poly.
27:27
People who took some time for you to realize that
27:29
you had met some poly straight couples. Oh.
27:32
I think it was of much more
27:35
mixed group than that. It wasn't a
27:37
lot of proselytizer. The mean my community
27:39
in I'm The Bear was much more
27:41
queer. And so when you say
27:44
that I meet a bunch of a police state
27:46
people that wasn't sort of how my friend group
27:48
or how the people I knew broke down. And.
27:51
The it's actually been something. it's been annoying me
27:53
a lot of the a little bit about the
27:55
than your coverage here. It does have this quality
27:57
of. Assists New York
27:59
Media. The Ghost as discovered. people are
28:01
polyamorous in Park Slope like a month
28:03
ago of gas and I feel like
28:06
it, it's robbed the of a lot
28:08
of the kind of cultural tributaries I
28:10
understood as being there. You know, because
28:12
I grew up in California and they'll
28:14
have to deceive on family. Came back
28:16
to that the Bay Area for for
28:18
for five years and they're It's much
28:21
more clear that you're dealing with the
28:23
sort of overlapping circles of and is
28:25
what we talk about when you're my
28:27
Sudan sort of queer relationship norms that
28:29
has been. Com more influential and more
28:31
often adopted by by straight or straight
28:33
this couple's mean a lot of the
28:35
non monogamous couples I knew had that
28:37
either both partners are one partner in
28:39
it was by or had other concepts for
28:42
a sense that were important for their
28:44
happiness to to to be doing. You
28:46
have the sort of communes and more
28:48
hippie, an alternative living of the seventies and
28:50
a you have the the sort of
28:52
we urge is at. It's funny for
28:54
me it's have anybody in this is weird
28:56
but you have that the sort of
28:58
Silicon Valley world which had adopted. Parts
29:00
Vet. And. So that the sort of
29:03
stereotypical version of it before the start
29:05
I was Park Slope was it. You
29:07
know, Taxi. Sweet people
29:09
who accept Trump's boat. but it is
29:11
clear when you're there that that it
29:13
was. These different cultures are all rubbing
29:15
up against each other literally and figuratively.
29:17
End of the in the Bay area
29:19
of the had created does cross pollination.
29:21
And. Then here I think all it's
29:23
been lost and I'm all the sudden.
29:25
It has a strange quality of. Why?
29:28
Are people brooklyn dating each other which just
29:30
rob said I think of a lot of
29:33
Richardson and what makes it interesting the me
29:35
which is affected the different norms from different
29:37
places are are are are getting adopt a
29:39
little bit more and one caught universally but
29:41
are breaking down the expectations for what is,
29:44
it isn't normal and and what is and
29:46
isn't possible in people's lives. Because.
29:48
Of that loss sort of perspective or any
29:50
sense of the history of these cultures and
29:52
cross ponce since you have. Bad.
29:55
Actors on the right to are pointing to
29:57
this moment polyamory as having the story Money
29:59
or the New York Times during magazine even
30:01
the New York Post's not as evidence that
30:04
a memoir came out a a pony Every
30:06
and whoever that wrote that member had a
30:08
really good. Pr. Person, but
30:10
a plot on the part of
30:13
the left to destroy the nuclear
30:15
family. When you and your spouse
30:17
lived in San Francisco, you as
30:20
a couple new Poly people knew
30:22
people who were practicing polyamory. Did.
30:25
You are nuclear family survive the onslaught or
30:28
was your nuclear family destroyed by this exposure
30:30
to other people practicing polyandry which is what
30:32
Matt Walsh is arguing is gonna happen. I
30:34
remember when was gay marriages can destroy my
30:36
nuclear family so father had this actually an
30:39
ice the end it is gets it's of
30:41
says i want to do and that in
30:43
the coming weeks. I. Think
30:45
this is exactly backwards. So. There
30:48
as you mentioned what? What was actually the
30:50
the set of colonel around with all of
30:52
these magazine pieces and newspaper stories up bill
30:54
was this memo which I'm not myself read
30:57
but which is from of a broken rider
30:59
about her open marriage. And.
31:02
The. Book I'm really interested in right now which is
31:04
coming out a couple weeks hello may have come up
31:06
at the time. The Sars is called other significant others
31:08
by Ran a Cohen. The. There's sort
31:10
of polyamory happening on the edge of
31:12
it, I would say. but it's that
31:14
people put friendship at the center, their
31:16
lives and much more. build these very
31:19
non traditional my whole family's raid out.
31:21
What happens when you treat your best
31:23
friend like family? What? Happens when
31:25
the you. Begin. Raising a child
31:27
with people who are not your romantic partners,
31:29
but as people who love your child and
31:31
you, you're good at cooperating with. And.
31:34
And to me, polyamory and questions about
31:36
alternate family structures and are questions putting
31:38
friendship at the the scent of your
31:40
life. And and these are all things
31:42
that have been thought about deeply in
31:44
Quick Communities and other alternative communities for
31:46
a very long time. I think a
31:48
lot of catching up here being done.
31:51
But it's. All dealing with the fact
31:53
that that nuclear families already breaking down. That
31:57
first. Nuclear families not been the norm.
32:00
since the 50s, 60s, 70s, and it
32:02
was only a norm for a pretty punctuated
32:04
period of time. So now you
32:06
have a lot of people who are growing up in
32:09
single-parent families. You have a lot
32:11
of families that are blended between
32:13
divorces. But you also have
32:15
the loss, for many people,
32:18
the absence of the
32:20
way human beings traditionally did child
32:23
raising and community and all of it, which
32:25
is the extended family. I mean,
32:27
for most of human history, you did not have this thing
32:30
of two parents and
32:33
one to three kids. You definitely didn't
32:35
have it with two parents both
32:38
at full-time jobs and are somehow trying to raise
32:40
one to three kids. And
32:42
it's not working for people. You say nothing of
32:44
them when you only have one parent. And
32:47
this worry that something is going to break
32:50
the nuclear family, it's so nuts because a
32:52
nuclear family has already broken. It
32:54
is very, very, very difficult to raise
32:56
kids with this little support. It
32:59
is very, very lonely for people
33:01
when they begin putting everything on
33:03
their spouse to be their confidant,
33:06
their social community, their best friend,
33:08
their second best friend, their sexual
33:10
partner, their job coach, all of
33:12
it. And people are away
33:14
from their families and they're away from extended
33:16
care networks. And to
33:19
me, a lot of what is happening in
33:21
all these conversations and dynamics is like what
33:23
I think of as an effort
33:25
to figure out the post-extended family world, which
33:27
obviously many people still do live near their
33:30
extended families, but many people don't. And
33:32
so they do that. We're going to destroy something. People
33:35
are trying to figure out what to do in the wreckage.
33:37
It already happened. You know, it
33:40
feels like we're not answering the question, but
33:42
I feel like actually we kind of in
33:44
a sneaky way have already begun to answer
33:46
the caller's question. Before we get
33:49
really specific about it, I do want to say that
33:51
the sense of the nuclear family is breaking down, that
33:53
there's this loss of the traditional ways, or traditional
33:56
for the last 60, 70 years, that
33:58
nuclear family to parents alone with the... mom
34:00
at home not working, that going away
34:02
and it's already kind of gone
34:04
away and there's this sense of loss. Paradoxically,
34:08
what you describe like a network of lovers
34:10
and friends and this kind
34:13
of sprawling non-traditional family, some queer
34:15
people feel like gay marriage which
34:18
privileges the couple that
34:20
marries in a sense threatened what had been
34:23
a kind of traditional way that gay people
34:25
structured their family lives and
34:27
their relationships which was these kind of
34:29
informal networks of lovers and friends which
34:32
was great except
34:35
when you showed up at a hospital and the parents
34:38
that your boyfriend hadn't
34:40
spoken to for 20 years came
34:42
rolling in and threw you out. Gay
34:45
people with the absence of marriage didn't have that ability
34:47
to determine who our own immediate next to kin was
34:49
and marriage is how you do that. Unless
34:52
we create some alternate way to do that, marriage
34:54
has what the AIDS
34:56
crisis proved to gay people was absolutely
34:58
necessary and crucial that we secure that
35:00
right. Other significant
35:02
others have such a good discussion of
35:05
this, exactly the dynamics you're talking about and
35:07
trying to think about exactly this tension that
35:09
both marriage had all these legal
35:11
rights and social recognitions
35:14
that were and are
35:16
necessary and also that it
35:18
shouldered out, it muscled out this
35:20
possibility of seeing more expansive forms
35:22
of care also of legal recognition.
35:24
I mean to me the most
35:26
affecting chapter – you surely have
35:28
Raina Cohen on the show. To
35:31
me the most affecting chapter is actually about
35:33
co-parenting and cohabitation which is the set of
35:35
things that I personally think about most. One
35:38
of my deep beliefs about all of this is
35:40
that if you know
35:43
polyamorous people, you know that polyamory isn't
35:45
the answer. If you know monogamous
35:47
people, you know that monogamy isn't the answer. If
35:50
you know people parenting in a two-parent family, you
35:52
know that's not the answer and a single parent
35:54
family, you know that's not the answer. There's no
35:56
answer here. There's no one thing that is going
35:58
to work for everybody. People have different needs,
36:01
they need different amounts of alone time, they need
36:03
different amounts of support. People have children, their children
36:05
are different, some children have very
36:07
high needs. We are going
36:09
to need a lot of answers
36:12
for what is
36:14
the reality of this, which is a lot of
36:16
people in a lot of different situations, whether what
36:19
your income is really shifts what you can do.
36:21
I mean, a lot of richer families are basically
36:23
able to purchase, they buy, we
36:25
buy, some of the help that
36:27
you would have once gotten from an extended family,
36:30
in terms of nannies and house cleaners and so
36:32
on, but most people can't
36:34
afford a lot of that. And
36:36
so there's just the aspects of chosen
36:38
family, the aspects of fluidity here, right,
36:41
that they need to formalize some things, but
36:43
also things that are not highly formalized. That
36:46
to me is the space that we
36:48
need to enter into, a recognition. People
36:52
often talk about these other ways of structuring things as
36:54
experimental. The thing I always want to say is we
36:56
are living through the experiment now. This
36:58
way of raising children, this way of doing family,
37:00
this way of doing marriage with divorces, but also
37:02
the amount of weight we put on the partner
37:04
and marrying for love, this is all an experiment.
37:06
And a bunch of parts of the experiment are
37:08
not working well, and we need to have more
37:10
experiments, right? We do not know the answer. There
37:12
is going to be no one answer, and we're going
37:15
to need to accept fluidity without
37:17
becoming so unbelievably afraid
37:20
of trying to figure things out
37:22
when the things we're already trying are not working that
37:24
well. You call it fluidity, and what I see, that
37:27
network of friends and lovers, that
37:29
gave family networks in the absence of
37:32
the right to marry, those are really
37:35
kind of contingencies and workarounds and patches.
37:38
It seems to me that what we need are
37:41
marriage rights, but also bringing
37:43
those contingencies and workarounds and patches,
37:45
that wider community to
37:47
our marriages. And I feel really lucky
37:49
the way I grew up. I grew up in a
37:52
tiny apartment building with two apartments. My
37:54
mom, dad, four kids in one apartment. My
37:56
grandparents, aunts and uncles In the
37:58
other apartment. I Grew up... With that kind
38:01
of network and then raised a kid
38:03
without that that work. And. Raising
38:05
a kid, even just one kid
38:07
without that network was infinitely harder.
38:09
Which brings us to this question.
38:12
Let's let's address the question the color
38:14
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38:16
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38:18
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38:20
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38:23
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38:25
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41:16
Dan I'm a bit of a moral quandary
41:19
involving the past affair. The
41:21
Cliff Notes version is that in 2021 I cheated on
41:23
my then wife with a female
41:25
friend which led dramatic
41:28
upheaval in my own life including
41:30
getting a divorce and distancing myself
41:32
from my former friend and
41:34
her partner who was also a friend. Since
41:38
then her partners continued to occasionally
41:40
reach out to me to reconnect.
41:43
The issue is she never told her
41:45
partner anything close to it's about our
41:47
affair only a minimized glossed
41:49
over version of it. Now
41:51
he a genuinely nice guy
41:53
and a new father wants
41:55
to reconnect and rebuild
41:58
his and my friendship. I
42:00
privately emailed her to check in and
42:02
told her that I no longer wanted
42:04
to maintain this lie
42:07
and that I was ready to have an honest
42:09
conversation with him about our past. She
42:12
firmly said no and downplayed the significance
42:14
of our past. I'm
42:16
torn. I consider myself a changed
42:18
man, one who's transparent and values
42:20
honesty in all his relationships. I
42:23
wouldn't want this to be Captain the Dark
42:25
if I were him either, and yet I
42:27
do miss him and wish I could rebuild
42:29
a friendship from a foundation of honesty and
42:31
respect. But I
42:33
also don't want to disrupt their family life,
42:36
especially with a newborn baby and
42:38
how adamant she was about keeping the truth
42:40
from him. Maybe she
42:42
thinks it'll affect him more than I do, or maybe she
42:44
just doesn't want the drama. Either way,
42:46
I can't help but wonder if he would still
42:48
want this friendship if more truth were revealed to
42:50
him. I miss him and want
42:53
to be friends, but I won't rebuild our friendship on
42:55
a foundation of dishonesty. Do I just
42:57
block his number with no explanation? I feel like that would
42:59
be hurtful to him too. Honest
43:02
to God, what I said out loud
43:04
after I listened to your call, when the
43:06
tape wasn't running, we shut
43:08
the fuck up and go the fuck away. They
43:11
have a new child. They have a
43:13
baby. It is awkward and it
43:16
puts you in a terribly awkward position that
43:18
they are trying to or he
43:22
is trying to reconnect with
43:24
you. You have this
43:26
very painful history with
43:28
his wife. You had an affair with his wife
43:30
that led to the collapse of
43:32
your marriage. You
43:35
don't sound like a bitter, vindictive
43:37
guy. There's nothing in
43:39
your call, in your question, the way you
43:41
framed it, your tone of voice, anything
43:44
that sounds bitter or
43:47
vindictive. But
43:49
your allegiance to
43:52
fixation on being
43:54
fully honest and
43:57
acquainting this guy is a condition
43:59
of reconnecting. having a friendship with
44:02
exactly how
44:04
terribly his wife, the woman
44:06
with whom he just had
44:08
a baby, betrayed him
44:12
with you. Whether
44:14
or not that's coming from a good
44:16
place, I don't see what good that
44:18
could possibly do at this moment for
44:20
them or for that
44:23
innocent kid. So
44:27
if the cost of having you
44:29
back in his life is you
44:32
being brutally honest with him about
44:35
something that he may have suspected,
44:38
something that he knows he
44:40
got the glossed-over version of and
44:43
has chosen not to dwell on
44:45
and has preferred to believe
44:48
maybe the glossy,
44:51
incomplete version that he
44:53
was told because the greater good was saving
44:55
his marriage and maybe
44:57
that's an illusion. But
45:00
maybe he chose that illusion and
45:02
he would like to be friends with you but he
45:04
would also, particularly at this moment with a new infant,
45:06
a new child at home, he
45:08
would rather not be disillusioned and
45:11
maybe now is not the time for that
45:13
disillusionment. And if you can't be in his
45:15
life without being punishingly
45:18
and perhaps honest with him in
45:20
a way that seems like it
45:23
could be from some certain angle
45:25
viewed as a kind of retaliatory
45:27
move, this affair,
45:29
you didn't escape unscathed, your
45:32
affair partner did, are there lingering
45:34
resentments there? Maybe,
45:37
if so, understandable.
45:39
But I would encourage
45:41
you to do the... I
45:43
don't want to call it the right thing
45:45
because we're always supposed to say honesty is
45:47
the right policy but to
45:50
focus on the greater good which
45:52
is go make some other
45:54
friends. If being
45:56
your friend means this
45:59
marriage, very marriage is
46:02
going to have to go through some
46:04
things, have its turn in the
46:06
barrel, that it may not survive.
46:09
Because essentially what you're saying is that
46:11
your friendship is going
46:13
to come at a cost. A
46:16
lot of that cost may ultimately be
46:18
paid by their kid. Not
46:20
your affair partner who escaped unscathed,
46:23
not your old friend, her
46:26
husband that you'd like to reconnect with. Love that
46:28
kid. I don't think your friendship
46:30
right now, I don't think it's worth it.
46:33
All right, before we get to this week's listener
46:35
response calls, I want to share a couple of
46:37
listener comments posted on last week's
46:39
show at savage.love. Says, Jen, as a
46:41
regular user of Field, I can confirm
46:44
that there are a lot of pics
46:46
of women and men and others without faces.
46:48
My advice to the caller, put on your
46:50
big girl panties, ask for a face pick,
46:53
and then if you're not feeling it, say,
46:55
hey, thanks for the chat, not feeling it,
46:57
wish you luck. You don't have
46:59
to say, I think you're ugly, bye. He'll know
47:01
it was the face pick and I promise you
47:03
he will survive the
47:05
experience. Says Marsh LC,
47:08
to the woman with the drinking boyfriend,
47:10
her reaction sounds like classic adult child
47:12
of alcoholic stuff, trying way too hard
47:15
to control things that are not actually
47:17
under your control. It doesn't
47:19
seem like she's addressed this, the caller has addressed
47:21
this in a useful way, so my feeling is
47:24
that a relationship with a heavy drinking man is
47:26
not right for her at this time. And
47:29
finally, says Laura, the show with Dulce
47:31
Sloan, is it just me or was
47:33
that a really depressing episode of the
47:35
love cast? What's with most
47:37
men want to kill us or take away our
47:39
right to vote? Sure, it's not a great time
47:41
to be a woman, when has it ever been?
47:43
But come on, is it really
47:45
that bad? Yes,
47:49
it is. Over 50
47:52
years the right talked about stripping women
47:54
of their constitutional right to control their
47:56
own bodies, to terminate unplanned pregnancies, And
47:58
they did it. We word
48:00
alarmed a nerf the number of people
48:03
out there who insisted that anyone who
48:05
said hey, maybe you don't love the
48:07
democratic candidate for president, but they get
48:10
those judicial appointments. We were accused of
48:12
being alarmist and trying to manipulate people
48:14
and now here we are. And.
48:17
The same people who were talking about
48:19
stripping women have the right to abortion
48:21
Or now talking about stripping women of
48:23
their right to vote, which isn't the
48:25
right women have enjoyed since the dawn
48:28
of our Republic. Look the right place.
48:30
A long game. They meant what they
48:32
said about abortion. They mean what they're
48:34
saying right now about contraception and I'm
48:37
sorry, but all this talk lately about
48:39
stripping women of their right to vote.
48:42
We. Should be alarmed. They.
48:44
Mean it. We. Try to keep it
48:46
light here on this Sex and Relationship podcast.
48:48
Some weeks Nancy us to talk me out
48:51
of doing an intro that's just ten minutes
48:53
of me banging my head on the desk.
48:55
But. Everyone's well, We. Gotta
48:57
raise the alarm. And
48:59
this talk from the
49:01
right about ending women's
49:04
suspicions. Yeah. It's
49:06
alarming and I'm going to continue to
49:08
raise the alarm or right for more
49:10
listener comments and more My responses: Target
49:13
Store Ruggles Session: a weekly bonus column
49:15
for Magnum Subs goes up every Thursday
49:17
at Savage.love It is also where you
49:20
will find our Muppet faced Man of
49:22
the week and now listener response calls.
49:25
This is a response to the woman
49:27
who wondered how to meet mass and
49:29
self as he put it, like time
49:31
is running out of your mother Dad's
49:33
advice about motherhood options was. Very.
49:36
good and also that you can
49:38
be up front and your profile
49:40
about wanting a family that is
49:42
an important point of connection for
49:44
you with any man you're gonna
49:46
start see my only suggestion is
49:48
to be aware of your word
49:50
i'm an elder gay who started
49:52
dating after my husband passed and
49:54
i know there are significant differences
49:56
in our circumstances but one thing
49:58
cause meet us profiles were
50:01
ones who had things like
50:03
looking for my soul mate,
50:05
looking for my life partner,
50:07
etc. Those felt like
50:09
I would be submitting for an audition.
50:12
I think that long-term ideal
50:14
is implied in the dating
50:16
process itself. Your family
50:19
goals are absolutely relevant to include, but maybe
50:21
have a friend proofread the rest to make
50:23
sure it doesn't sound like a casting call.
50:26
Hi Dan, this is in response to
50:28
the caller who was asking about etiquette
50:31
on field for faceless photos. So
50:33
I was actually on the other side of that. I
50:36
live in a liberal area, but I was
50:38
on field for kink reasons and I'm a
50:41
pretty private person when it comes to
50:43
my sexuality. So I didn't
50:45
really want to run into people I
50:47
knew and I have seen
50:49
people I knew on every single dating app,
50:51
including field. So what I did
50:53
is I had a cover photo of me from far
50:55
away. So you could at least
50:58
see what my body type was, but there
51:00
was nothing identifying about it. And
51:02
then when I would connect with people, I
51:04
had a paid membership so that they
51:07
could then see my face photos once
51:09
we were connected. And I would
51:12
consider it if somebody connected with me,
51:14
looked at my photos, wasn't
51:16
feeling it, and then disconnected with me. I was
51:19
not the least bit offended and
51:21
I consider it the same if
51:23
somebody even just has to
51:25
send you a photo of their face. I
51:28
think at that point if you're not feeling
51:30
it, you can just disconnect. It's basically the
51:32
same as swiping left at that point, but
51:34
just with a little added element of privacy.
51:36
Also funny story, I also used a different
51:39
name when I was on field, which seemed
51:41
pretty common, and I was really good about
51:43
telling people my actual name before going on
51:45
dates with them, but there was one guy
51:47
that I forgot with and it
51:49
created this really awkward moment as he was
51:52
going in for the kiss and then called me the wrong
51:54
name. But I ended up
51:56
marrying him last year so I guess we figured it out.
51:59
Hello, Savage Love. gang this is a
52:01
response to a caller that was on
52:03
your enough with the poly show for
52:05
the woman who had said she was
52:07
engaged in a relationship with a guy
52:09
long distance. And they had
52:11
used their cameras but they had never
52:13
met in person and she's asking should
52:15
she consider that she's dating the sky
52:18
all my god i wanted to
52:20
just scream through the phone across
52:22
the room and beg this woman
52:24
no no no. No
52:27
you gotta meet this person
52:30
in person several months
52:32
too long i had
52:34
this happen i've been down this
52:36
road and my girlfriend of eleven
52:38
years the guy that she dated
52:40
before me briefly she had this
52:42
happen will you build up something
52:44
online. And you have
52:46
a method in person yet and then
52:48
you see them you're with them physically
52:50
for the first time and you immediately
52:53
realize like oh no don't even think
52:55
about it go see the guy as
52:57
soon as possible and then decide
52:59
if you're in a relationship oh my god i
53:01
was so horrified. And
53:05
we're gonna leave it there three ways
53:07
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53:09
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53:21
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