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talked nicely. We
0:01
had reached cruising altitude and the passenger
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airplane I was sitting aboard was sailing
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turbulently through the sky, riding
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on air currents, and exploiting physics
0:11
in ways that I would never understand. Maybe
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it was my ignorance of these principles, which
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made me so nervous My legs
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trembled with constant vibrations. My
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teeth had been shattering for a while during takeoff,
0:24
but now my nerves had settled down to
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a dull roar. Are you
0:28
sure you're alright? The white
0:30
haired man sitting next to me asked, his
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hand settling on my arm in a comforting
0:35
way. Should I call
0:37
the stewardess over? She
0:39
could get you some water or a cup of
0:41
tea to calm the nerves. Maybe
0:44
a shot of brandy too. He
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laughed, gripping my arm just a little
0:48
too firmly now. I'm fine.
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I said, the worst of its past.
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As long as we don't run into engine trouble,
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I should be okay. That
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statement caught a few angry flares from passengers
1:00
near who quickly went back
1:02
to reading or talking amongst themselves.
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I scolded myself internally for saying
1:07
my worst fears out loud. Nobody
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liked to think about engine trouble when they were
1:12
flying over the Atlantic Ocean in the middle
1:14
of the night. Well,
1:16
Let's not speak of those things just now.
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Do you want a book to read? brought
1:22
a spare novel. It's
1:24
a John Grisham. nothing.
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Well, how about some television?
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I think they have cable on these little
1:33
things now nowadays. He pointed
1:35
at the screen on the headrest in front of me.
1:38
hadn't even noticed it there. That's
1:40
a good idea. Maybe I can
1:42
find something distract myself. I
1:45
turned the power on and noticed immediately
1:48
the lack of sound. Of
1:49
course, I'd forgotten to bring
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earphones.
1:53
here. The
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man next to me said, handing me
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a pair of his own. I'm not
1:58
using them right now.
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You can borrow them. They were
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the kind with foam pads on the outside
2:04
of the headphones, not earbuds.
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So I felt relatively safe using them
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even though I am a bit of a germophobe. at
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least we wouldn't be swapping earwax. Thanks.
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I said, taking them and
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putting them on, plugging them cord into
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the headphone jack. A
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squeal of feedback caused me to recoil.
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I turned the volume down, finding
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it had been set to maximum The
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band was speaking again and I pulled back the
2:31
headphone to hear him better. Anything
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I can do to help
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I used to have a terrible fear of flying,
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you know. But after you do this
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a few times, you start to get
2:42
used to it. I
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smiled weekly. feeling nauseated
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from not eating. I hadn't
2:48
been able to stomach that morning or
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any other meal for that matter. It
2:53
had been over twenty four hours since I'd
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eaten or slept due
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to my nerves about flying.
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Putting the earphones back on, I
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began to flip through the channels on the little television
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set in front of me. The
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discovery channel came on and I decided
3:08
to leave it there. it was
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a show about the Amazon rainforest, describing
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ancient civilizations which had resided
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in the jungles. Using
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new technology, they had found the outlines
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of massive which had millions
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of Amazonians. Their gods
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and their myths lost over hundreds
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of years. I was watching this
3:29
as the man sitting next to me began to
3:31
remove something from his bag. It
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was a Tupperware container with a bright
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red lid on top. He
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opened the lid and an odor more
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foul than anything I had ever experienced,
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wafted it out. hitting me in the
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face like a punch to the nose. It
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smelled like old rancid seafood,
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like a dumpster which has been sitting open in
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the hot sun. full of used
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diapers and bad shrimp. The
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man produced a fork from his back and
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lifted the container to his nose. Closing
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his eyes as he savored the smell.
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Using his hand like a fan, he
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waved more of the stink towards his face,
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like a gourmon about to eat a Michelin
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Star meal. Despite
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my own disgust, I couldn't help
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but steal a glance at what was inside the
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container. It looked like a fish
4:19
had been tossed in a food processor, bones
4:21
and all. Only it hadn't been
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blended for long enough. There
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were still obvious pieces of bone,
4:28
scales, and a fish head could be
4:30
seen left partially intact. A
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bulging white eyeball was prominent among
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the pieces. He dug in
4:36
his fork and took a large bite going
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for the eyeball first. I
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heard it squished between his teeth and
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blowed in his mouth. Black,
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viscous fluid dribble down his
4:47
chin, landing on his shirt. I
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couldn't believe nobody was complaining about
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the smell. Nobody else seemed to
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even notice except for
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me. If not for
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how nice he had been to me, I would have
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said something. The stink
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was really making me feel sick.
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He saw me looking and dug his fork into the
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mess, then held out a large,
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keeping bite for me. I could
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practically see the stink lines coming
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off of it like a cartoon skunk.
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Did you want to try some?
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He asked his yellowed teeth
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showing as he smiled. That
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grin, somehow predatory and
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leering, made me second
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guess everything about the man. Suddenly,
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he didn't seem nice anymore. He
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was mocking and cruel. His
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previous niceties just a facade to hide
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his true nature. And what
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an actor he was? No
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thanks. I said, gulping
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down a lump of bile in my throat.
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trying to force a smile but failing miserably.
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I just ate before the flight. He
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looked at me as of staring directly into
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my soul. then he shook his
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head as if saying no,
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like he didn't believe me. He
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sucked his teeth and went back to his meal.
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you shouldn't lie to me, you know.
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I pretended
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not to hear that and went back to
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looking at the television, trying to distract
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myself from the scene happening next to me,
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But my heart was thumping fast now,
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and I could feel a throbbing pulse in my
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jugular. The Amazon
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History Show was finished and now
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something else was on. It was a
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show about aviation disasters and
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how planes malfunctioned before crashing.
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A voiceover was speaking about horrible
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tragedies and near misses, showing
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computer generated images illustrating
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the critical parts of the airplane which it'd broken.
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Then they switched to the passenger footage.
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which had been recorded on people's phones during
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troubled flights. During
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this air, Asia flight, severe
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turbulence caused the hospitalization of
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more than five passengers as the
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plane was eventually rerouted to Tokyo.
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The screen showed images of a plane's interior.
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shuttering up and down violently and sending
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people flying into the ceiling and into
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the aisles. Women in men
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could be heard screaming as luggage cascaded
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from overhead compartments and people
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prayed for safety. I
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was on that flight. The
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man next to me said, licking his
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core smeared fingers clean. One
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hell of an in flight meal. Let
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me tell you. I tried turning
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off the television, but it didn't work.
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I tried to change the channels, but that
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button was broken too. It
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was stuck on this particular program
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and there was no way to get rid of it.
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Instead, I tore the headphones
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off and unplugged them, handing them back
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to the man. You don't want to
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watch it anymore, he asked,
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slurbing up some of the roadkill casserole.
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No. Thanks for letting me use
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your headphones. I think I'm
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just gonna try to take a nap.
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So to yourself, he said,
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crunching a phone between his teeth.
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I'll wake you up for meal service. How
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he could still be hungry was a mystery to
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me after he had just ingested
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such a monstrous dinner.
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I was already beginning to suspect there was
8:05
something off about this man. The
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way he had changed was unsettling, and
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I felt like I was suddenly in the twilight
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zone, it just wasn't
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acting normal. So
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I watched him out at the corner of my eye
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for a while trying
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to convince myself he was just a
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bit odd, and that there was nothing to
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worry about. He was
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just an eccentric guy with a very
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unusual diet
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Eventually, I managed to convince myself
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that was true. And despite
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my unease, my tiredness
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won over everything else. and I
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fell asleep. I woke
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up and found myself completely alone on
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the plane. The hateful man
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sitting next to me was gone and so was
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everyone else. the plane was still
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rumbling terminally through the air,
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but now with no one in
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it. I looked outside and saw the
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sky was clear and bright blue. instead
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of night like it had been.
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But we were flying towards a dark
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thunderhead booming with lightning up
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ahead in the distance. The stormfront
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looked to be ten miles high and a thousand
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miles wide, a swirling
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dark mass of angry weather.
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a category fucked hurricane that could
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take out a city without warning. I
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stood up and looked around the plane,
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still not understanding how it could be
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empty. Where had everyone gone?
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How long had I been out? Had
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they allowed me to sleep right through complaining
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before I had another moment to
9:29
think? the plane bounced up and down with
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a sickening yoyo motion then
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careened to the side. It did
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this a few more times in rapid
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succession, pitching forward,
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backward, so that I was thrown off balance
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and said tumbling into the aisle.
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By the time it settled again,
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I wanted to puke. but
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at least the plane had leveled out
9:49
again. I stood up from the
9:51
floor and glanced out the window. I
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saw we had just passed into the massive
9:56
thunderhead. and the inside of the plane was
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suddenly pitch black. There
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was a voice whispering from all around
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me, speaking my worst fears allowed.
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black pinky tendrils like
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smoke began to reach out towards me from the
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shadows. You're alone.
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The plane is going down.
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It will sink in the middle of the
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ocean, freezing, drowning,
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water in your lungs. falling,
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dropping, plunging from the sky.
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You know you're going to
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die. I stumbled forward down
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the aisle. moving towards the cockpit.
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They needed to turn this plane around. How
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did they not see it? The
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interior panels of plane on both sides
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suddenly made loud grinding noises
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as if the craft were beginning to
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break apart at the seams. The
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walls bent inwards exposing
10:45
the insulation and a sound like
10:47
a pop can slowly being crushed
10:49
could be heard from all around me.
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Thunder crashed loudly outside of the panels
10:54
pulled apart further until I could
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hear the howling wind and rain and saw it
10:58
blowing into the cabin. Lightning
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flashed, and I could see it through a gap in the
11:03
side of the plane, which grew
11:05
even wider before my eyes. It's
11:07
going down a yell at
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stumbling forward. We're gonna
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crash. The plane dipped and
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climbed upwards in a sickening way as we
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hit another pocket turbulence. My
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heart was
11:18
in my throat. My stomach doing
11:20
back flips as I lurch down the
11:22
aisle holding onto the backs of chairs for
11:24
support. Finally,
11:25
I managed to reach the door of the cockpit.
11:28
There were no flight attendants or
11:30
passengers that I could see, but
11:31
there had to be someone flying this
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plane. I began hammer on
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the door, screaming at them to let me
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in. It's going down.
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I screamed again and again. I
11:42
heard laughter coming from the darkness
11:44
all around me. I yelled at the captain
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hiding behind his steel door. Once
11:48
again, I found myself on the
11:50
floor. Being tossed around in the
11:52
turbulence as we hit another rough
11:54
patch I put my hands over my
11:56
head and tried to cover my face as the
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plane's fuselage began to come apart
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and the wings began to break free from
12:02
the body. Looking up,
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I saw the door to the cockpit was
12:06
now open, and there was no one
12:08
sitting inside. The pilot
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and co pilot seats were
12:12
empty. I staggered to
12:14
my feet to write the controls. Right
12:16
at that moment, the plane began
12:18
to plummet from the sky. It
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went into a nose dive, and I was once
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again thrown backwards into the aisle,
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this time by the force of multiple g's.
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I was screaming when I opened
12:31
my eyes and found myself staring up at the
12:33
faces of dozens of anxious passengers
12:35
all around me. The flight attendants
12:37
looked less anxious and more upset set
12:39
as I had just ruined their quiet flight
12:41
with what probably appeared to be a total
12:43
nervous breakdown. To the
12:45
other passengers, it had appeared that I
12:47
was sleeping then collapsed into the
12:49
aisles screaming about the plane crashing.
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I would have believed it if it was just a
12:54
nightmare too. If not for the
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bruises, I would find all over
12:58
myself. Bruce has left for
13:00
my time being tossed around by the turbulence
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on the plane. Several
13:04
concerned passengers and crew ushered me back
13:06
to my seat. where I was momentarily
13:08
left alone again with the old man and
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his yellow teeth and horrible
13:12
appetite. You made quite
13:14
a scene back there he
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said, picking his teeth with a toothpick.
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It was so real.
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I muttered. How did it
13:23
feel so real? he
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didn't answer. And steady
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began to speak about another topic.
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Do you know
13:30
what's funny about fear? he
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asked. The
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question was hypothetical, so I
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just looked at him and waited for his answer.
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The funny thing about fear,
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at least, when it comes to
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you humans. Is that
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it doesn't work well if it gets dumped
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on you all at once?
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You need to get scared
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then
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feel like everything is okay.
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And
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you can get scared again even more,
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but you start to feel desensitized
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to it. If it comes at you
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nonstop, that's why
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horror movies have highs and
14:06
lows. Moments
14:07
of build up and tension before
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the jumps care. The
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man's belly was swollen, and one
14:13
of his shirt buttons popped off,
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flying into the seat in front of him and
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clicking loudly off the television screen
14:20
embedded there. He looked
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full, fat, happy,
14:24
and satisfied for the first time since
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I'd met him. as if he'd
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just eaten a huge meal. Gears
14:31
were turning in my mind as I looked into his
14:33
glossy black eyes and to understand who
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he was or at least
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what his motivations were. Just
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as I suspected, he
14:41
was not a man at all. Right,
14:44
lad. He said, as
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if
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he just read my mind. I
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had a feeling you'd figure it
14:51
out. It was
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you. The voice
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in the empty plane. You've
14:56
made me think it was real and then
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you fed on my fear You
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dined on it like that disgusting shit
15:02
in your Tupperware
15:03
container. But
15:05
fresh is always better than
15:07
leftovers. I thank
15:09
you though. I
15:10
haven't had a meal like that in
15:13
quite a while. Your terror
15:15
was so deep and so
15:17
strong. What happened
15:19
to you anyways? I
15:21
went as if slapped remembering my
15:24
parents. Somehow, I
15:26
had a feeling he already knew about
15:28
them. Why mouse would
15:30
he ask? Maybe he
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wasn't as satisfied as he looked.
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I hit the call button and waited for a
15:36
stewardess to come over. Then I asked
15:38
her if I could switch seats. I
15:40
told her I'd sit anywhere as long
15:42
as it wasn't next to the disgusting old
15:44
man beside me. think
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he's a demon. I said,
15:49
now, I know how that sounds,
15:51
but hear me out. The flight
15:53
attendant gave me a worried look. As
15:55
did several other passengers sitting in the
15:57
vicinity, she cleared her
15:59
throat and leaned in, speaking
16:01
under her
16:02
breath in an attempt to alveage
16:04
what was left of my pride. Sir,
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the seat beside you is empty.
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I've been watching you throughout this flight and
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there's been nobody sitting there.
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You've been alone and to be frank,
16:18
you've been talking to yourself quite
16:20
a bit. It's starting to
16:22
worry some of the other passengers. I
16:25
stammered something
16:26
looking at the old man, unable
16:28
to turn away from his wrinkled face and yellow
16:31
teeth pulled up in a widening
16:33
grin. It's my responsibility to
16:35
alert the captain of this, and we
16:36
will have you return home to America
16:39
for a psychiatric evaluation. You've
16:41
got bruises all over you, and
16:44
it's
16:44
obvious you're not able to care for
16:46
yourself properly based on your behavior
16:48
during this flight. You're
16:49
a danger to herself and possibly
16:51
to others. An air
16:53
marshal was sitting nearby and stood up,
16:56
removing a pair of handcuffs from his
16:58
belt. I've heard enough, and I
17:00
agree with your assessment, miss. I
17:02
appreciate your patience with this
17:04
man. He's obviously very
17:06
unwell. Despite my protests,
17:08
which quickly turned to screaming,
17:10
he handcuffed
17:11
me to my seat. Luckily,
17:13
this plane is on a return trip to
17:16
America after a couple hours layover here. So we'll
17:18
be back up in the air in no
17:20
time. The two of them walked
17:22
away, leaving me alone with the
17:24
fear eating demon sitting next to
17:26
me. His true form was
17:28
slowly beginning to show through the cracking
17:30
facade of his human experience, and I could
17:32
see the rotting hell flash beneath.
17:35
No. No. No. Please,
17:37
don't make me go back. I don't want to go back.
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I'll take a boat. Let me take a boat. Just anything
17:42
but this plane. You need to get me off
17:44
this plane. Don't
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worry. Said the old man.
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drural cascading out from his lower lip.
17:51
They used to be scared of flying
17:54
too,
17:55
but after a few times, she'll
17:58
start to get used to it.
18:00
Have you
18:03
ever heard of Fada Markana It's
18:06
an optical illusion similar to
18:08
a desert mirage. The most
18:11
common form of it is seen on the
18:13
surface of the ocean. During
18:15
the illusion, it seems as if boats
18:17
are hovering a few yards above the
18:20
water. But there's another version of
18:22
Fatimorgana which is much more
18:24
rare. you do a quick Internet search for Vadam Morgana
18:26
cities, you'll find some very
18:28
surreal images. Cities which
18:30
seem to float high above us,
18:33
perched precariously on the
18:35
clouds, like a modern mount
18:37
Olympus. The pictures
18:39
look fake, but they are verified
18:41
to be real. There's
18:43
even video footage of these events.
18:45
When
18:45
people saw this illusion in
18:48
China and in other places they
18:50
gasped and whispered fearfully amongst
18:52
themselves, Some even
18:54
fainted or fell to their knees and prayed
18:56
thinking the end of the world was upon
18:58
them, that these were the angels
19:00
of heaven and the cities of God
19:03
coming to announce the end of
19:05
days. But
19:05
as always, those pesky scientists
19:08
were there to scoff and say,
19:10
no. That isn't real. It's
19:12
just an optical illusion.
19:14
Fatimargana, they called it. That
19:17
was the official explanation for
19:19
cities in the sky, which disappeared just as
19:21
quickly as they arrived. But
19:23
those scientists didn't see it up
19:26
close like we did. There's
19:28
a whole plain full of people who will tell
19:30
you, the cities in the sky
19:32
are real. They're no
19:35
illusion. I was on
19:37
a trip to Asia when this all
19:39
happened. We were flying over a young sheep
19:41
when suddenly something appeared in the
19:43
clouds before our eyes. If
19:45
not for the fact that I was looking out the window
19:47
at that exact moment, I wouldn't
19:49
have seen it. But as
19:51
it happens, I was wide awake
19:54
and admiring the view when the city
19:56
appeared. The buildings resting on the
19:58
clouds were dark and shimmering, almost
20:00
exact replicas of the city far
20:02
down below.
20:04
Exact up to we been able see them from where we
20:07
were. The optical illusion of
20:09
Tata Mogana can't be viewed from within
20:11
the image itself. It
20:13
should have been impossible for us to see what
20:15
we were seeing, but I
20:17
wasn't alone. We all
20:18
saw it. When I
20:20
looked
20:20
around the cabin of the airplane, I
20:23
saw dozens of other passengers staring
20:25
and pointing at the city and the
20:27
sky as we flew through its mysterious
20:29
borders entering the
20:31
surreal space that shouldn't exist,
20:33
and then people began to
20:36
scream. The airplane suddenly tilted
20:38
half sideways the pilot steered
20:40
quickly to avoid something. I
20:42
imagined a building shimmering and
20:44
materializing in front of the airplane at
20:46
the last second. like
20:48
a mountain coming into focus during a
20:50
snowstorm. Everyone on the
20:52
packed airplane began to scream after
20:54
that. His overhead luggage broke free
20:56
from the compartments and began to rain
20:58
down entering several passengers.
21:00
A woman who had been sitting across the
21:02
aisle from me fell down onto the floor
21:05
and I tried to help her up, but then the
21:07
plane's axis tilted again, and I was
21:09
thrown hard into the window. I
21:11
turned around and was startled to see a hairline
21:13
crack forming across but something
21:16
even more terrifying caught my eyes. I
21:18
stared at the glass. Outside,
21:21
there were creatures flying in the air.
21:23
They looked like pterodactyl soaring between the
21:26
massive black buildings. One
21:28
of them landed on the wing, causing
21:30
the craft to tilt and veer off
21:33
course People screamed and shouted as they were
21:35
thrown from their seats and luggage came
21:37
crashing out of the overhead compartments once
21:39
again, emptying them of
21:41
whatever was left inside. The
21:43
creature on the wing of the plane began to
21:45
skitter crawl towards my window, and I
21:47
saw that its eyes were hollow black sockets
21:49
Its maw was like a giant
21:51
beak made of shadow, full of liquid
21:54
black teeth. It scrambled
21:56
rapidly across the wing heading in
21:58
my direction. and I could have sworn it was
22:00
looking straight at me with its dead empty
22:02
eyes. That broke me out
22:04
of my silent error and I started
22:06
screaming and pointed at the window as
22:08
other pass just turned to
22:10
look. Soon there was a small crowd
22:12
forming around my seat, staring out at the
22:14
horrible thing on the wing as it approached
22:16
the window. and began to scratch and
22:18
claw and bash its face against the
22:20
glass. I had never seen
22:22
anything so desperate and insane. as
22:24
if it had no purpose except to
22:26
attack into Maine. A few
22:28
seconds later, there were more of them,
22:30
fighting with each other as they tried to
22:33
get in. I saw they had long tails with triangle
22:35
shaped points at the end, like
22:37
demons
22:37
sent from hell. Or I
22:39
realized maybe
22:42
that where we were. Had we died in
22:44
a fiery explosion without any of us
22:46
realizing it? Or is this just a grim,
22:49
horrible, after your life, which we were
22:51
now destined to reside within for
22:53
eternity. No. I
22:55
refused to believe it. I
22:57
refused to give myself to this place. I shook
22:59
off that horrible idea and glanced back out
23:01
the window hoping it had changed
23:03
and we were back on Earth again in
23:05
the real world. But
23:08
no.
23:08
The shimmering black buildings outside
23:10
were so close now that I
23:12
felt like I could see inside of them,
23:14
if not for the fact fact
23:16
that they were opaque. Whatever was
23:18
inside was not meant to be seen by
23:21
us. And I realized that was
23:23
probably for the best. If
23:25
these creatures were the birds of this hellish
23:27
mirror world, I was scared to
23:29
see what their people might look like. I
23:33
began to fact we had crossed
23:35
over into an alternate dimension
23:37
somehow, and I wasn't sure if we
23:39
would ever be able to escape. Was
23:41
this what happened to mysterious planes
23:43
that went missing in the skies? Over
23:45
the Bermuda Triangle and in a handful of
23:47
other places? I had heard
23:50
of those fence. But like
23:52
everyone else, I just assumed
23:53
they were planes with mechanical failures
23:56
or drunk and irresponsible pilot sleeping
23:58
at the wheel.
23:59
Turveillance and stormy weather,
24:02
birds sucked into the engines or
24:04
hurricanes with hail the size of
24:06
golf balls. There were a thousand
24:08
potential reasons for a plane to go
24:10
down. Who would have thought that
24:12
alternate dimensions could be responsible? I
24:15
was snapped from my thoughts the
24:17
glass shattered and the plane lost cabin
24:19
pressure. Alarms were suddenly
24:21
blaring and the lights were flickering in the cabin
24:23
as oxygen masks fell from the feeling.
24:25
People grabbed for them desperately as the creature
24:27
began to squeeze its way into the plane through
24:29
the window. Like a cat going
24:31
through a chain link fence, it sucked
24:33
in its gut. and its
24:35
wings flattened down as it began to claw and scratch
24:38
its way inside.
24:40
Meanwhile, I was still desperately
24:42
trying to snag one of the available
24:44
oxygen masks. Since most
24:46
people had been thrown from their seats,
24:48
myself included. That
24:49
was no easy task. The
24:52
wind was rushing and whipping throughout the cabin,
24:54
making it difficult to do much of anything.
24:56
I scrambled over a
24:58
nearby seat and reached for one available
25:01
mask just as an older man about to take it for himself.
25:03
I left it for him without
25:05
a second thought. The other ones
25:07
nearby were also being used.
25:09
I saw and began to panic. Looking
25:12
around desperately, the air becoming too
25:14
thin to breathe, I finally spotted
25:16
a handful of un used oxygen masks
25:18
near the front of the economy section.
25:21
I was halfway towards the back of the plane
25:23
and there were people in the aisles blocking
25:26
my path. but I knew that I had to get up
25:28
there. Like a game of musical
25:30
chairs, there were only so many oxygen
25:32
masks to go around on this packed
25:34
flight, and I was seriously at risk of
25:36
being the only one left standing when the music
25:39
stopped. Thirking forward.
25:41
I stumbled over injured people laying in
25:43
the aisles. I looked back to see
25:45
the creature was inside the plane now.
25:48
And for some reason, it had its dead
25:50
eyes fixed on me. It raced
25:52
towards me. Its horrible limbs,
25:54
leaving black, inky stains on the seats
25:56
as it raked them with its claws.
25:59
The world was spinning and I was getting a terrible
26:01
headache as my breathing quickened. My
26:03
lungs were desperate for air.
26:05
I fell over unable
26:07
keep my balance and began to
26:09
crawl towards the front of the plane, my
26:12
vision fading in and
26:14
out. At one point, I must
26:16
have blacked out. because I woke
26:18
up to the thing on top of me,
26:20
snapping its liquid black jaws just inches from
26:22
my face, screaming.
26:24
I reached up to push it away. I
26:26
only defined that my hands sunk into the
26:28
thing like molasses. It was
26:31
tenacious and sticky. binding to my skin,
26:33
refusing to let go. Don't
26:35
you fucking hell spawn?
26:37
A man's muffled voice yelled.
26:39
and I looked up to see a guy wearing an oxygen
26:42
mask, holding a heavy looking piece of
26:44
luggage over his head with both
26:46
hands. He threw it at the creature and
26:48
I recoiled. worried that it would crash right
26:50
through the oily black creature and would land
26:52
right on me. The heavy
26:54
suitcase did just what I expected
26:56
and slammed into the thing. splashing
26:58
it in every direction like a water balloon
27:00
being destroyed by a sledgehammer.
27:02
The luggage landed on my gut,
27:05
knocking the wind out of me, and
27:07
fracturing three ribs in the
27:09
process. But luckily for us, it
27:11
took care of the creature. I was
27:13
still covered in its sticky black
27:15
goo. but at least it wasn't about to eat me
27:18
anymore. And for that, I was
27:20
grateful. I stood up on shaking
27:22
legs to thank the man for saving me.
27:24
then doubled over in pain. My
27:27
ribs were screaming at me with each breath
27:29
I took, and my vision was going
27:31
dark from a total back of oxygen.
27:34
The contents of the plane were
27:36
still whipping around in the air of the
27:38
cabin as the alarms sounded. and I heard
27:40
the captain saying something about an
27:42
emergency landing. And then
27:44
everything went dark and I passed
27:46
out again. this time unconscious
27:48
until after we landed. I
27:50
woke up in
27:53
a Chinese hospital. According
27:55
to the official reports,
27:57
None of what I've told
27:58
you actually happened. They
27:59
covered the whole
28:01
thing up as if it never
28:04
occurred. We tried to tell them the
28:06
truth. Me and several of
28:08
the other passengers have kept in touch over
28:10
the years, and we've all tried to get our
28:12
story out there. Unfortunately,
28:14
no one will believe us.
28:17
The official reports contradict us
28:19
at every step. The media
28:21
won't even listen to our story.
28:24
and I can't blame them really. Fatimorgana,
28:27
they tell us. It was
28:29
Fatimorgana and nothing more,
28:31
but I know what I saw I know
28:33
where we've been. Hell is
28:36
real, and it's waiting for
28:38
us in the clouds.
28:41
I worked
28:43
as a flight attendant
28:45
for lots of different airlines before
28:47
joining Marana Air.
28:49
The management just treats us differently here
28:51
No one complains about their
28:54
paycheck or has to worry about how they're
28:56
getting to their accommodations from the
28:58
airport between flights. everything
29:00
is taken care of for
29:02
us. If you aren't familiar with Miranda
29:04
Airlines, you probably don't
29:06
know about her signature, all black planes
29:08
with their high ceilings and highly
29:10
specific accommodations. If you
29:13
thought Emirates was tailor made for
29:15
their passengers, You should see the
29:17
bespoke treatment we give our guests,
29:19
but there are certain rules when you fly
29:21
aboard in Marana Airlines. And
29:23
those who don't follow the rules will
29:25
face consequences beyond their understanding. This
29:29
is
29:29
plush. Hot damn
29:32
Margie. Look at those seats. Hey,
29:35
man. I gotta ask. Whose leather?
29:37
I smelted
29:37
the man and his wife taking their
29:40
tickets. The finest
29:42
Italian leather. We
29:43
only use the best hero Marana.
29:46
Write this way to your seats. I
29:48
trust you've read your instruction manual.
29:50
The man cleared his throat from behind me.
29:52
because I walked them to their seats.
29:55
Yeah. What's that all about anyways?
29:57
Is that some
29:57
kind of joke? because
30:00
if it is, we don't get it,
30:03
not a joke, merely a
30:05
formality. This is
30:06
a different sort
30:07
of airline than you might be accustomed to.
30:09
That's all. Our owner
30:10
does things in her own way and provides
30:12
a lot of free upgrades at great cost
30:14
to herself. All that
30:16
she asks is that passengers
30:18
read the manual carefully
30:20
and follow its directives.
30:22
The couple sat down in their seats and I
30:24
took their carry stowing
30:26
them in the overhead compartment. They were
30:28
looking
30:28
up at me with worry in their eyes.
30:31
I'd seen
30:31
that look a thousand times. Here,
30:34
I have a Just
30:36
read it through as best you can.
30:38
They began to study the
30:40
manual I'd handed to them, and I
30:42
went back to see the next group
30:44
of passengers. There was always one.
30:47
Today, it looked like there might be
30:50
two. The plane took
30:52
off as the engines roared loudly,
30:54
and I looked around to ensure everyone had
30:56
their seatbelts on. Nobody was
30:58
in the isles so far so
31:01
good. Once we were at cruising
31:03
altitude, I began with drink
31:05
service, made taking my way down
31:07
the aisle. I finally got to the couple.
31:09
They were smiling, looking at me
31:12
sheepishly. We get
31:13
it. The woman said, very
31:16
funny. My face remained
31:18
blank. I knew these two were going
31:20
to be a problem. I had to
31:22
read it three times. The
31:24
man said, Grinning. He really had me
31:25
going, man. The big
31:28
corporations these days are really getting
31:30
clever with their marketing. I've
31:32
seen
31:32
Wendy's Twitter account. This is
31:34
like that. Right? Viral marketing.
31:37
Well, he got me. I
31:39
tweeted this thing out and it's already got
31:42
a bunch likes and comments. People think it's
31:44
hilarious. I tried not to
31:46
show any reaction to what he just
31:48
said. Can I see the
31:49
pictures you shared? He
31:51
showed
31:51
me smiling. Did you
31:54
read number twelve in the manual? I
31:56
asked. His
31:58
smile fall altered for a second,
32:00
and he began to read it again.
32:02
Don't share pictures of your flight
32:04
on social media or with anyone who was
32:06
not on the flight with you. But
32:09
it's just a joke. Right? The
32:11
woman asked, it's not serious.
32:13
I mean, look at these other rules.
32:16
Number four. Don't breathe
32:18
between minutes forty eight and forty nine of
32:20
the flight. Number
32:21
eight.
32:22
If see a man with no face serving drinks do
32:24
not speak to him? I didn't
32:27
laugh, and neither did
32:28
any of the nearby passengers.
32:30
They were looking coldly at the couple,
32:33
waiting to see what would happen. There
32:35
was always at least one.
32:38
Somebody
32:38
always had to break the rules.
32:41
Are
32:41
you able to delete that post from social
32:43
media? I asked. That
32:45
part of it was actually real.
32:47
Oh, yeah. I guess I can.
32:49
Sure.
32:49
No
32:50
problem. He pulled up the tweet
32:52
and tapped a couple times on the screen.
32:55
There, it's gone. No
32:57
harm, no foul. The captain's
32:59
voice suddenly came on the overhead
33:02
PA. Oh, mister Thompson.
33:04
If only that were true,
33:06
He said in his monotone pilot's voice.
33:09
Unfortunately, you
33:09
have violated the
33:11
rules of Marana Airlines at
33:13
his such, you were subject
33:15
to its punishments. The couple's
33:17
faces were slowly draining of color,
33:20
turning pale and whitest
33:22
sheets. If this is
33:23
a joke, it's not a very good one. The
33:26
woman said, as if trying to convince
33:28
herself she wasn't scared. Several
33:31
other passengers stood up from their seats and closed in on the pair,
33:33
they would learn the rules eventually,
33:36
just like all of us did. When
33:39
we were preparing for takeoff in Paris,
33:41
I saw a man coming up the ramp and
33:43
looking at the plane in wonderment.
33:45
He whistled softly to himself as he
33:47
stepped on board. Wow.
33:50
This is quite an airplane you folks
33:52
have for yourselves, better than
33:54
Emirates. That's what the guy at the counter told me
33:56
anyway. Is that true?
33:58
You guys got them hot towels
33:59
you can put on your face? Mister
34:02
Thompson came over and took the man gently
34:04
by the arm, leading towards his
34:07
seat. I could tell from the moment I met him, he
34:09
would make a fine flight attendant.
34:11
Oh, we certainly do have those hot
34:13
towels you put on your
34:15
face. They come out pipe and hot and steamy from
34:17
the oven and we bring them straight over
34:19
to you. After meal service,
34:21
I can't get one
34:23
now, can I? Mister Thompson shot me a glance. I
34:25
shook my head. His wife,
34:28
Marjorie, was
34:28
standing next to me, watching
34:30
her husband. It's him
34:32
then, Yes. I told
34:35
her, there's always at least one. Sometimes
34:37
two or three at the most,
34:39
but we always get a new
34:41
passenger with each flight. and
34:43
they never followed the rules. I shook
34:46
my head sadly. As her
34:48
husband tried
34:48
to explain to the man why he couldn't have
34:50
his hotel right now, and he
34:52
bickered about why he should be able to. Have you
34:55
read the instruction manual? Here. I
34:57
have a spare copy. This
34:59
is final information. Final.
35:02
Read it through very carefully.
35:05
Missus
35:05
Thompson had to ask the question.
35:07
I knew she would. since
35:09
they always did. How can we
35:12
keep getting new passengers? This
35:13
plane is
35:14
big but not that big.
35:16
I pulled back the curtain beside us.
35:18
which revealed the forward part of the plane. Rose and
35:21
rows of seats extended on and
35:23
on, going forever into
35:26
the distance It was like looking into a mirror which was
35:28
positioned in front of another mirror.
35:30
The seats never ended. Just
35:32
getting smaller and smaller as they faded
35:34
off into
35:36
the distance and passengers became the size of
35:38
ants. Welcome to first
35:40
class.
35:40
I said, you work hard
35:44
enough. one
35:44
day you might get to sit up there.
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