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Cindy? Cindy! Who

3:16

was your dad talking to? He's...

3:22

I don't know. Sometimes

3:26

he talks to himself. He's

3:28

trying to work out a problem. He says it helps

3:30

him figure out the answers.

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Yeah, but that was... It's

3:37

like he was two people. Two separate

3:39

people. Did you

3:41

hear his voice? He was talking in

3:43

a different voice to himself. I

3:45

don't know. I've never seen it like that.

3:48

What's happening? I can't hear what he

3:50

said about Al. And

3:52

Tambi Lynn? Yes. What

3:57

was that all about? The sentient? What

4:00

do you think he was talking about the lake? Are

4:02

they talking about whispering the lake? I still

4:04

don't know. He's never even mentioned the

4:06

lake. I can't believe... It's

4:09

okay. It's not your fault. Believe

4:12

what? I think

4:14

he's... It doesn't even

4:16

feel real. I feel like it's

4:18

a nightmare. He just wished that I could wake up.

4:22

I get it. I think we need to... We

4:24

gotta get out of here. I think he's... That's

4:27

my dad. He's not

4:29

gonna do anything to us. He's

4:31

never ever hurt me. Sandy,

4:34

Sandy, I was perfect. I think

4:36

your dad is... What? He...

4:41

He's the one. Tammy Lynn? He's

4:44

the killer. Remember what

4:46

I said. Sit

4:58

close to me. Don't do anything stupid. Got

5:01

it. Lock and load. Ready?

5:06

Okay. Eyes on. We've

5:08

got classic wedge defense here. Reversed. Wedge?

5:12

Like a triangle? Exactly.

5:15

So they put their cars nose to nose? We

5:18

can't see him, but there is zero doubt

5:20

that there is someone tucked in there. Yeah.

5:23

I think I do see something moving. Good.

5:27

You've got the agent closest to us. Just

5:29

there. See him? Uh...

5:32

Yeah. I got him. It's

5:35

a dead man walking right there. We'll

5:37

make him first and then move up to the rear of

5:39

the vehicles, lining our probable center man with... Look

5:42

there. At about ten o'clock. See him?

5:48

I... I think so. That's our third.

5:50

Why, these guys are down here like this.

5:52

It's beyond me. What do you mean? I

5:56

mean, where the hell is the cavalry?

5:59

I thought Eldon had... cavalry, the

6:01

foundation cavalry. There's

6:03

no doubt they're inbound but I'm absolutely

6:05

shocked that we are getting

6:08

another opportunity to enter the site here at the gate.

6:11

Someone must have screwed up. Big

6:13

time. Let's not

6:15

look at giftwars in the mouth though,

6:17

right Ken? Like I was saying, their

6:20

man closest to us is DOA. After

6:23

contact there we move together in the right and

6:25

attempt to get behind the vehicles, getting both of

6:27

our targets into a single line. You

6:29

see why right? Every shot in

6:31

that firing lane will have two opportunities to hit

6:34

a target. Bingo. Alright,

6:37

on me. The element of surprise is

6:39

our friend here so we're going to move on our

6:41

first target. Nice and slow. Got it? Cooper,

6:59

report in. Cooper here.

7:02

Also quiet. Hoshka,

7:04

report. I'll get over here too.

7:07

I think I'm hearing something. It's the lake. No,

7:10

not that. I'm definitely hearing

7:12

the lake but I think

7:14

I'm also hearing something. I

7:17

don't know. Singing I think. Holy

7:19

rollers. They love their

7:21

hymns. Do we

7:24

suspect this group of being armed? I'd

7:26

have to say it's 50-50. This is

7:28

Arkansas after all. But

7:31

a lot of the folks that we passed are

7:33

recognized and they are of the kind

7:35

that believe there's greater power and prayer. I

7:37

am sorry. Either way, we'll still

7:40

have the sheriff to contend with and any

7:42

other law enforcement that follows him out here.

7:44

I think it'll just be him and Andrews. I

7:48

know that Danner and Donovan are taking up a

7:50

proverbial slack tonight. Even if they weren't,

7:53

they're not of the right religious inclination for

7:56

West Crusade. Danner

7:58

especially. Well, we

8:00

were bound to catch a break. That's

8:02

as good as any. Jeez,

8:06

everyone down! They're firing! Streetliners,

8:09

what's the price there? Cooper, get

8:11

the hell up here! On my way, cover

8:13

me! Stay

8:16

with me, kid. Just staggering your fire. I'm

8:19

on it! With

8:22

me, with me! Woo-hoo! This

8:24

way. Right here, right here! Behind this

8:27

line of trees! I'm coming! Holy

8:30

fucking shit, man! This is a

8:33

time! Reload, kid! Yeah, yeah, we're

8:35

reloading! Did you... that agent?

8:37

He's off the board. Keep your head down and stay

8:39

right here. I'm gonna take a quick peek. Where

8:47

are they? We're moving on our left.

8:49

Ten o'clock. We're moving in tandem. Is

8:52

that two shooters? It is. Where's

8:54

Hoshka? I think he's down. Hoshka!

8:59

Hoshka! Hoshka, report.

9:01

Hah, come in! Copy!

9:03

What the hell is going on up there? Do

9:06

I... Mind that breach, agent? Don't

9:08

move out of position. Hoshka's

9:11

definitely down. What the fuckers...

9:14

We can't just sit here, Harper. They've got

9:16

hardware and we're sitting ducks! We need to

9:19

move. How? Right.

9:21

We should... We

9:24

should be beat back to my original position in an attempt to

9:26

fight them when they make their move. Now?

9:29

Yes. They're reloading. Let's get it. Copy

9:32

that. I'm on your sex. I

9:41

can't see shit. We're not quite wide enough. Maybe

9:44

a grenade will flush your mouth? No doubt

9:46

it would, but it'll also bring every other cop in the county. How

9:49

about... Jesus, kid. You really are a

9:51

firebug, aren't you? I'm just sayin'! Let's

9:54

get a little closer and if they don't move off the

9:56

spot, you can light them up, okay? Done

9:58

it! Alright. as before stick tight don't

10:01

start firing till we've made contact let's see

10:03

how well verse these boys are at combat

10:05

okay where

10:15

are you taking us we're gonna follow

10:17

the tree line here all the way up to the edge

10:19

of three mile road once

10:22

we get there we're gonna jump it and try and get

10:24

behind these bugs if that's Western

10:26

Andrews they've got zero combat experience will be

10:28

behind them in no time what

10:30

if it isn't you think this is Stevens it

10:33

could be his unknown Confederates even

10:37

if it is this is still our best move

10:39

when we get in a good place we can

10:41

split and I'll continue south behind the last known

10:43

location and you close down the corner march this

10:47

worked in the jungle every time okay

10:51

you ready I'm ready did

10:53

you reload do it now

10:57

try to maintain tactical awareness six

11:00

rounds goes quick you need to make

11:02

sure that you're not caught on an

11:04

empty chamber I know I just yeah

11:07

we'll commiserate later let's move reload as

11:09

we move okay all

11:19

right get ready let me clear this

11:21

next patch I'm gonna open up

11:23

again this time a full mag on full

11:25

auto you let loose on the incendiary and

11:27

then fall back into position got it How

11:37

can I get down?

11:45

Nice toss! I

11:47

nailed it! I fucking nailed it! Great,

11:49

now hands up. Look for movement.

11:52

Got it! I don't see

11:54

anything. All right, let's move.

11:57

Nice, slow. to

12:00

pop out of their hiding holes and start eating up.

12:03

Okay. Easy.

12:08

Easy now, watch the blind corner here. Oh

12:12

fuck. Rowan! Hey,

12:15

hey! You're behind us. Rowan, Rowan,

12:17

your head. Stay down, kid. Evan!

12:22

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

12:24

oh, oh, oh, oh, Evan. Rowan.

12:30

Oh fuck! Rowan,

12:33

I'm hit, man. Nice

12:46

shot, Harp. I'm swinging wide right

12:48

to cut off their escape. Do not fucking

12:50

shoot me! Got it. Go

12:55

wide, press the attack. I'm

12:58

on it. I,

13:00

I think you're a little

13:02

bad. Rowan, I need

13:05

help. Rowan, move. Keep your hands where I

13:07

can see them. I need it. I've

13:11

been shot. Who else is out here with you? How

13:13

many of you are there? I need... Listen

13:16

to me. How many are

13:18

out here? I can't help you until I

13:21

know who's out here with you. I'm not.

13:23

I'm not. Listen to

13:25

me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen

13:27

to me. I'm not. It's

13:30

just, it's

13:32

just me and Rowan. Where

13:34

is Stevens? Who's

13:37

Stevens? Dr. Elm Stevens. Are

13:40

you out here with Dr. Elm Stevens?

13:43

The doctor? He's

13:46

not here. He's...

13:55

Where is he? I...

14:01

I think I'm... Where

14:04

is he? He's

14:16

coming. He's...

14:23

coming. God damn

14:25

it. It's

14:29

me, it's me! We got

14:31

one more bogey out here. Not anymore. You got

14:33

him? No, but he's losing

14:36

a lot of blood and heading into deep woods.

14:38

He won't be... Hopper! Hopper! Come

14:41

back! Copy. What

14:44

the hell is going on over there? Should I hold? Yes,

14:47

hold, God damn it! These are Steven's

14:49

men. They might be looking to clear their path to

14:51

the lake. Find good cover,

14:53

they're heavily armed. Copy

14:56

that. Jesus,

14:59

Coop. I can't believe that

15:01

worked. They were loaded for bear.

15:04

Superior tactics, not firepower, Hopper. Winds

15:06

out every time. Welcome

15:11

to my hell, brother. I'm...

15:19

I'm shaking all over. Adrenaline

15:21

dump, it'll pass. We've

15:26

got to get back on our spot, Hopper. This

15:28

is Diverse written all over it. Right. Strip

15:32

the kit. What?

15:34

The M16 and the ammo. We may

15:36

be up against some more heavy hitters. It'll come

15:38

in handy. Got it. Okay,

15:44

let's bug out. Thanks

15:55

for watching! Fear

16:09

not brothers and sisters. That

16:12

is Brother Eldon. Praise

16:14

God. He is

16:16

making way for us. Where's

16:18

Eldon? Why isn't he here? He

16:21

went ahead just like I said.

16:24

He promised me that he would see us

16:26

at the lake. That

16:28

is undoubtedly him. But

16:31

he was supposed to be there. We're

16:33

not armed. Don't you see? We're

16:35

not. But he is. He's

16:38

just over the next rise. Have

16:41

faith. Do not despair. Not

16:44

when we're so close. Fear

16:46

of the Lord and not man

16:49

is the begetting of wisdom. Sing

16:52

with me brothers and sisters. Let

16:55

us take these last steps as

16:57

one body in Christ. Praise God.

17:01

Thank God. I

17:03

am God. All

17:07

who would ever bear

17:09

thee. I

17:13

am worthy

17:16

of him though.

17:24

Dad? Dad? What's happening? Where

17:26

are you taking us? Aika.

17:30

We have to go to the lake. Why?

17:32

Why do we have to go to the lake? What's

17:35

going on? Why are you doing this? We

17:37

have to. Why? We've

17:39

got to move silently. It won't do for us to have

17:41

this conversation. We're too close. What are

17:43

you talking about? Who are

17:45

you talking to? What? I

17:49

can't stop. Eldon, if you would

17:51

please. Sure thing,

17:53

Doc. No. What are you

17:55

doing? Get away from me. No, no. Just

17:57

stay away from her. No!

18:01

You made me do that, little

18:04

miss. If

18:06

you just cooperate, then

18:08

I don't have to be violent. Get

18:11

the fuck away from me, lunatic!

18:14

Get off! There

18:17

now. Isn't that

18:20

better? Alright there

18:22

buddy. You okay? Nothing

18:25

personal. Not

18:27

a bright idea to pick a fight with

18:29

your hands tied behind your back, you know.

18:33

Fuck you. A

18:36

filthy mouth and a

18:38

filthy conscience. A

18:40

baptism is just what you need,

18:43

my friend. Do you need a

18:45

breath mint? Enough. Let's move.

18:48

Rowan and Aspen appear to have completed their task.

18:51

Or they're dead. Unlikely, Rowan

18:53

is a hard man to kill. Either

18:56

way, the gunfire has ceased. So now is the

18:58

time. Agreed. Why

19:00

are we- Elm, we don't have time.

19:02

I've already explained it to you. We're

19:04

putting Mr. Hillerman under. His

19:07

sacrifice will allow the sentient to

19:09

finally communicate clearly its intentions. We'll

19:12

take the Halo back to our safe house and we will

19:14

crack the code and make our way to safety. All of us.

19:17

Let's just get this over with. We

19:20

need to be on the move right there.

19:23

Hello. Don't fucking

19:26

move, Dr. Stevens. I'm

19:28

afraid you have it all wrong, my friend. I'm

19:31

Dr. Ash Colder. That's fine.

19:33

Get him up. You too. Well,

19:36

you see, I can't

19:39

do that. Get your hands off

19:41

her! Reach! You

19:43

son of a bitch! Get your hands off my daughter!

19:46

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dr. Stevens. Let

19:48

the girl go. No, Agent.

19:51

You dropped that gun. Or

19:53

I'm going to blow this young

19:56

lady's brains all over

19:58

my brand new coat. No!

20:00

God, tell him that! Oh, wee!

20:04

That boy's got all guts and

20:06

no brains. Now put

20:08

it down, agent. Well,

20:10

this girl's blood is on your hands.

20:12

Now just... let...

20:15

everyone... relax. I'm

20:19

going to count down from five. Now just

20:21

five! Ash, you son of a bitch! Tell

20:23

him to let her go! I'd do what

20:25

he says, agent. Don't move,

20:27

shitbag! Four! This man is

20:29

highly volatile and not in his right mind.

20:32

How do I can see them? Elvin? Three.

20:35

Please just do what he says. I...

20:37

okay. Now just who? Do it,

20:39

agent! Don't move! No! Holy...

20:49

hell of a shot, Doc. Right

20:51

between the eyes. Yes,

20:54

that was... You goddamn... I

20:57

just saved your life, Elm. Again,

20:59

I might add. This is it!

21:03

I'm done! We're leaving.

21:05

Let her go, Elvin! Elvin, if Elmita fears again,

21:07

I want you to finish your count, starting

21:10

at one. Do you understand? What?

21:14

Do you think you can... I don't think anything.

21:16

I know it. I'm

21:19

so sick of sharing this mind with you, Elm.

21:22

I'm almost tempted to blow our own brains out just

21:24

to shut your sniveling up. Maybe you should.

21:27

Oh, ho, ho, ho, don't

21:29

do that, Dr. Stevens. It'll all be for

21:31

nothing, and Cindy will still end up dead.

21:34

I'll kill you. You'd

21:37

like to, I'm sure. But

21:39

the only way for that to happen is for us to

21:41

finally be separated. And the only way to figure out how

21:43

to do that is for you to

21:45

go along with this last ride. You

21:48

lunatic! You have as

21:50

much idea as you can. Perhaps, Elm. But

21:52

the sentient... the sentient knows

21:54

all and will certainly know how to

21:56

liberate us. It is after all the sentient who forged...

22:00

our minds into one. Or if

22:03

no other option is available, perhaps

22:05

the sentient will instruct me on how

22:07

to rid this vessel of your inferior

22:09

mind. I'll- Yes, yes, you'll

22:12

kill me. I've heard it all before.

22:14

The problem with you well, mister Jorah

22:16

Coward. Now, let's

22:18

get Mr. Hillerman into the water while

22:21

he's still smarting from Eldon's Handywalk. Oh,

22:25

hello Lee. Dr.

22:27

Stevens and I are going to take you for a little swim.

22:29

If you act right, maybe

22:31

we won't kill Cindy too. Fuck

22:34

you, Whelm. My

22:37

sentiments exactly. If you

22:39

survive the migration, I'll explain the whole thing

22:41

to you. Not that you will.

22:44

Come on then. Paste makes way.

22:49

Just relax, little lady.

22:52

You're about to get a front row

22:54

seat for the greatest moment

22:56

of our time. Alright

23:06

now, Mr. Hillerman. This is going to

23:08

be a little off-putting at first, but

23:10

I've got to put you under. Hold

23:13

tight now. Oh

23:19

boy. We've got a

23:21

fighter. I

23:28

think my- Yes,

23:30

I know Eldon. Bring her

23:32

in. Now, before all- No!

23:36

I said we'd finish it. And

23:38

I am. Let's

23:40

go, Eldon. Bring her in. Okay.

23:43

I'm bringing her in. Pull

23:46

her under, Eldon. You'll have

23:48

to be, Whelm. I'm sorry.

23:50

This is our final opportunity. We

23:53

will end this tonight, one way

23:55

or another. No! Don't

23:57

let you! You can't stop me.

24:00

Can you see that? This

24:03

mind, this body, they're mine now! No!

24:08

No! You

24:10

know what I mean? You

24:12

can't even help poor Mr. Hillerman, and

24:14

he's literally being held in your own

24:17

hands! How do you

24:19

expect to stop Eldon from drowning your darling

24:21

dearest? Please, God! Oh,

24:24

yes, it's working! It's

24:27

working! I've got

24:29

her, Doc. Take

24:32

down thee, you stubborn little shit!

24:35

Oh, God! What's happening?

24:40

Oh, God! You

25:41

should leave this

25:43

long-term passion! Deeper

25:49

and deeper diving, brighter

25:52

and brighter, deeper in the

25:54

middle! No,

25:57

not me! The

26:00

moon is the light that breaks the moon. The

26:08

shadow fades in fading into view. The

26:15

moon is dark, the waves you

26:17

cut out of the wind. The

26:19

moon is the

26:21

light that breaks the moon.

26:26

The moon is dark, the waves you

26:28

cut out of the wind. The

26:40

moon is the light that

26:43

breaks the moon.

26:48

The moon is the light that

26:51

breaks the moon. The moon starts

26:56

The light that runs through the wind. The

26:59

stars shine The

27:06

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All right, thanks for listening and

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now back to the episode. What

29:50

the hell do you think you're doing? Ash,

29:53

where is it? Where are we? You

29:56

weren't the only one making secret plans, Ash. I've

30:01

been making my own dreams. All

30:04

that time that I let you have control, so that

30:07

I could pursue my own spiritual

30:09

enlightenment. I cannot say that it's

30:12

a cruel, transcendental meditation, Ash.

30:15

I can't believe that it might be the key to us. It's

30:19

bullshit, no, Ash. It

30:22

is a powerful tool for wielding the mind,

30:25

one that has been practiced in the East for

30:27

a thousand generations. Who was that?

30:31

You're with me? Well...

30:35

Where are we? Wouldn't

30:38

you like to know? It

30:40

doesn't change a thing. Oh,

30:42

but it does. Even these

30:44

few moments have sapped your hold on the

30:46

body that you've claimed to control. To

30:49

what end, Helm? What can

30:51

you possibly gain? The same as you,

30:54

old friend. Now listen, Helm.

30:57

We? There is

30:59

no we, Ash. There never

31:01

was. It's always been just

31:03

me. Helm? I'll

31:06

see you in hell, Ash. Go! No!

31:09

Helm! Daddy! Fuck

31:13

you! Hey,

31:15

spindly! Helm! Let

31:17

me... Get off me! Ugh!

31:21

Kill her! What? Whoa!

31:26

Red! I've got her, Lee! Oh,

31:28

you little shit! Get off me! Hi!

31:34

You first! No!

31:39

He's here, Lee! No for the pucks! No!

31:43

Huh? Now

31:46

I've got you, you son of a bitch! No!

31:48

Fuck you! I've got him! Run,

31:51

Lee! Run for the bunker! Helm!

31:56

Helm! Don't take his... Don't

32:00

move! There's no

32:02

way, Harry! Like I

32:04

said, this is my mind,

32:07

my body, and I'm taking

32:10

a thunder! Don't!

32:12

Don't! Not

32:15

like this! No!

32:20

Come on! No!

32:22

Oh my God! No! Let's

32:30

go, Hillerman! My

32:35

head! Lee! Henry!

32:38

Lee, I can hear my dad. He,

32:40

we've got it. Here.

32:44

Hear my dad, too. He's in the lake. I

32:47

think he's in the lake. No, Ren! He's

32:49

not. He's not. Take my hands, both of

32:51

you. I'm taking us out of here. Come on, Ren! I

32:54

need you to follow me. Cindy, grab

32:56

Ren's hand. Make a triangle. Listen

32:59

to my voice. Please come with me! Please!

33:02

Ren, give me your hand. OK, I... Let

33:06

go of me! Repeat after me. I do not

33:08

recognize the bodies in the water. I do not

33:10

recognize the bodies in the water. I

33:15

do not recognize the bodies in the water. I

33:19

do not recognize the bodies in the water. I

33:23

do not recognize the bodies in the water. I do

33:26

not recognize the bodies in the water. Good

33:41

God Almighty, what is that sound?

33:46

It's...it's the voice of the Lord. I...I

33:48

think you might be right. Praise

33:51

God! Elvin was

33:54

right! Come on brothers and

33:56

sisters! We are being

33:58

called! I

34:00

hear it, I hear it It

34:10

is the voices of our dealer

34:12

hypothesize The River Jordan lies ahead

34:15

rs will bid thy Lip Deep There

34:30

they are Jesus

34:33

There's gotta be... we can't How

34:36

are we gonna stop all these people, Harper? I'm

34:39

going out to talk to Wes You

34:41

take a rifle What am I supposed to do?

34:43

Shoot these people? Cooper... That

34:47

may not be sufficient Well, what else do you want

34:49

me to do? Take this The

34:52

pail safe? I'm

34:54

not the one for this I'll go

34:56

out and talk to Wes You? He

34:59

doesn't trust you and I

35:01

don't trust myself Don't

35:03

trust yourself to do what? To

35:05

do what needs to be done To contain

35:08

this sight That's ridiculous No one

35:10

knows better than you what's at

35:12

stake Exactly Which is why

35:14

I'm trusting you to do what's

35:16

necessary Now hold on just

35:18

a goddamn minute It's not a debate, Agent

35:21

Cooper You're

35:23

the man for the job It's

35:25

the reason you're here No

35:28

one is better qualified to secure,

35:30

contain and protect this sight than

35:32

you But I... There

35:35

has been That's

35:37

it exactly, I didn't That's it You

35:40

didn't Which is why I

35:42

know you will You

35:44

will this time I

35:48

have no doubt Jesus,

35:51

Harper You're putting a

35:53

lot on me here Well,

35:55

let's just see what happens Maybe

35:58

Wes will see the error of his way I

36:01

don't think West has any control over this. I

36:04

can hear what's happening just behind us, even with

36:06

the level 2 gear, which means these folks are

36:08

gonna be in a bad way. No

36:10

shit. Do what you can,

36:13

Coop. I'll be right back. Where

36:16

you going? I'm gonna meet them at the rise

36:18

and see if I can't talk some sense into West. God

36:22

dammit! Here

36:37

he comes, like a thief,

36:39

in the night! Sure,

36:44

of course. Toxicity

36:53

in my ass! I never heard

36:55

any toxicity like that! The

37:07

only hallucination that this God

37:09

has been suffering under is

37:11

the hallucination that you and

37:13

your nook are looking out for

37:15

us! Am I right, folks? Amen!

37:18

Get out of the way! A

37:34

superior officer? Did you hear

37:36

that, Andrews? Asian

37:39

Harper hears all of a sudden my

37:41

superior! Who the fuck it? What

37:52

about the authority of the Almighty

37:54

God? Amen! Amen!

38:12

And we will be forced to use

38:15

whatever means necessary to break the

38:17

yoke that you people, your dog

38:19

masters, have burned this town with

38:21

for far too long! We

38:26

are entering that site

38:28

tonight, Agent! And

38:31

whatever it is that you

38:33

folks are hiding, we

38:35

will expose! Whatever

38:39

evil you've given

38:41

safe sanctuary, we

38:43

will dismantle it on

38:45

this day! Just

38:48

like the Lord said when he entered the

38:50

temple, that not one stone

38:53

will be left on

38:55

another! Praise God!

38:58

Praise Satan!

39:00

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

39:05

You heard him folks! Have it

39:07

our way! Let's go! Dumb

39:27

son of a bitch! He's coming

39:29

and there's no way to stop him! What'd he say? I

39:32

tried showing him the stick. Figured there

39:34

was no carrot worth mentioning. He

39:36

didn't respond favorably. He

39:38

did not. What's our next

39:40

move? You're not gonna like

39:42

it. I think I already know, but

39:44

I need you to spell it out for me so that there

39:47

is no confusion on my part. I,

39:49

we, we, are going

39:51

to have to try to disperse this

39:53

crowd through extreme measures. Say

39:56

it then. We

39:59

throw a force. Doesn't get

40:01

any clearer than that. Cooper?

40:04

Yeah. Try

40:06

to start with y'all, Billy. Will

40:09

do. Alright,

40:19

brothers and sisters, let's get

40:22

over that thing and let's bring

40:24

this unholy side of darkness into

40:26

the light! I'm

40:29

sorry! I'm sorry!

40:32

I'm sorry! I

40:35

hear it! I

40:37

hear it! I'm

40:40

sorry! I'm

40:42

sorry! It's Brother Elgin!

40:44

Praise God! He's

40:47

already made it in! He's already

40:50

made it in! I don't know how easy it

40:52

is already but on the cake! Let's go! He's

40:56

the miracle! The miracle!

41:00

He's the miracle! He's

41:02

the miracle! He's the

41:05

miracle! He's the miracle! He's

41:08

the miracle! He's

41:11

the miracle! Jesus

41:13

Christ! They're firing on us! I

41:17

can't believe it! Everybody spread out!

41:19

Go for the fence! Don't

41:22

let them stop us! Go

41:24

for the light! Please

41:27

let us not for everything! I hear you Brother Elgin!

41:29

We're coming! I shall

41:31

appear the arrows of the

41:33

wicked one! God, brother, dear

41:35

Jesus! Please!

41:40

You are alone, Savior! Jesus

41:42

Christ, our heavenly grace! The Lamb

41:45

of God! Wonderful Counselor!

41:47

King of Kings! Holy

41:50

One! Andrew! Your

41:54

place for that! You

41:56

son of a bitch! FORA

42:01

prehistoric they're

42:40

not stopping Harper keep firing I've

42:44

got him you

43:15

double this is my job

43:17

not anymore get off

43:19

me I'll see you in hell

44:00

today West I

44:50

This is Daniel and he'd speak

44:52

with the director immediately I'm

44:54

sorry, Agent A, the director Forget him on the

44:56

line, god damn it 2163 just

44:58

went nuclear, damn near blew us out of the sky Director,

45:08

why did you talk to me? Nope,

45:12

sorry When?

45:17

Approximately 11 minutes ago We

45:20

had to perform an emergency landing and scuba

45:22

destruction The failsafe was

45:24

used, sir We worked

45:26

exactly as designed Magnolia

45:31

is off

45:33

the map She's not always dead Didn't

45:37

make an appearance today, sir You and your

45:39

team returned online from me to be

45:42

individuals I'll send cleanup Yes, sir We're

45:48

on the way We're on the way

45:51

We're on the way Today

45:54

marks the two-year anniversary of the Magnolia terrorist attack

45:56

It was two years ago that a

45:58

group of terrorists We are

46:01

now in a terrorist calling themselves Simco-Symphony, that

46:03

made a small nuclear device in a viral

46:05

calm among the real Arkansas. The

46:08

first time I caught a public policy was

46:10

when I was a first-time military cop, and I

46:12

was only through the millionth attempt to remove the

46:14

U.S. intelligence and it told me that we were

46:16

able to force call a full nuclear contact. What

46:20

we were expecting is that with the 14-month-long

46:22

check-treat, you stand off. Though both

46:24

nations have asked conventional armies among the

46:27

northernmost borders, the

46:29

Simco-Symphony, when later disciples were prophesied of

46:31

the attack, in an effort antagonized with

46:33

two most powerful nations into a third

46:35

world war, but his ultimate

46:37

aims have never been disclosed. While

46:40

the device was a low-heeled weapon, the blast

46:42

still caused an estimated 2,000 miles in life,

46:46

and almost wiped out a once-filing town.

46:49

To commemorate the lives lost, an annual memorial

46:51

service is being held at the Chalk Call

46:53

Nature Preserve. The memorial

46:55

service and the Magnolia Foundation for Peace is...

47:06

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

47:09

Here's to... Here's

47:11

to Al. I... I wish

47:13

he was here. Babe.

47:16

Sorry, I said I wouldn't cry. It's

47:18

okay. And here's to your dad, Ren. And

47:21

to... And

47:24

to everyone. To those of us

47:26

that made it. And those of

47:28

us... To

47:30

Magnolia. Cheers. Cheers. You

47:35

know, since I can barely walk from

47:37

saving your asses, maybe you

47:39

should be the ones buying the drinks. Shit,

47:41

buddy, if it weren't for you, I probably wouldn't be walking at

47:43

all. I'm just lucky that Moron

47:46

didn't hit an organ. He's just jealous that you're

47:48

the one that saved me. Right, Lee? I don't

47:50

know if I'd use the word jealous. You

47:53

literally used that very word when we were talking

47:56

the other night. You're not supposed to be spilling

47:58

our pillow talks, sin. Whoa! Whoa,

48:00

whoa, let's not forget. I also got

48:02

the girl, Limp and all. How is

48:04

Kimmy? She's doing good. I do

48:06

in about three months. Wow, really? That

48:09

went by so fast. You are going to

48:12

be a dad, Rencubo. I

48:14

know. It's crazy. I've

48:16

never been more excited and scared in all of

48:18

my life. If you're anything like

48:20

your dad, Ren, you're gonna do great. Thanks,

48:24

Lee. I... I

48:26

really appreciate that. He

48:29

was... I'm

48:31

so sorry. Uh-uh.

48:34

Get over here. We

48:36

talked about that. There are no more stories.

48:39

Not for us. I got too much

48:41

to be grateful for and not enough time to be

48:43

sorrowed. Yep,

48:45

that's... that's right. Which is

48:47

why we're so glad you could make it down

48:50

for this anniversary. I knew

48:52

it. The Hillerman's are always up to something.

48:54

What is it that's done? You tell him, Cin. Well,

48:58

you remember what we said last year. About...

49:01

About...? Yep.

49:05

You guys are going ahead? We are. And...

49:09

And we'd like you to come on board. Me?

49:12

And Kimmy, if you think she'd be

49:14

interested. I don't know what

49:16

to say, guys. I mean, I'd love

49:18

to, but I am... I

49:21

do have some serious issues here making moose. I

49:24

won't be breaking tackles like I used to.

49:26

Which is why you'll be our lead internal

49:28

investigator. And Lee and I will handle

49:30

the field work. Wow. I...

49:34

I don't know what to say. Say you'll

49:36

think it over. That's all we ask. And that you'll

49:38

talk to Kimmy about it. I...

49:41

I'll definitely think it over. I

49:44

can't believe you guys are actually doing

49:46

it. That's really awesome. You're

49:49

going to make formidable private investigators. I can tell you that.

49:52

Here's our card. Hubo and Hillerman. Private

49:54

ice. But you said... We could always change

49:56

them later, you know, if you don't want

49:58

in. I think it's

50:00

got a nice ring to it though, don't you? Hahahaha!

50:06

It sure does. Cheers! How

50:19

long has he been out there? He's

50:21

been there all morning. Ugh,

50:23

you think we should call the sheriff? I

50:25

don't know. He seems harmless

50:28

enough, but he's over there talking up a

50:30

storm. I wonder

50:32

if maybe he ain't... You

50:34

know. Yeah, a

50:36

few cards short of a full deck. Yeah.

50:40

Well, what's he saying? When

50:43

I went over to offer him up from that

50:45

blackberry cobbler that no one ever wore, he was

50:47

talking about some lake. A

50:49

lake? Kept saying, stay

50:51

out of the lake. You

50:53

do not recognize the bodies in the water.

50:56

Good lord. The bodies in

50:58

the water? That's

51:00

what he said. That

51:03

poor man. He's done lost

51:05

his mind. Just the same. Keep

51:07

an eye on him. If he starts making trouble,

51:10

I'll call the sheriff. Uh-huh.

51:13

I do not

51:15

recognize the bodies in the water. Don't

51:18

forget Roy. Look for number three. You

51:22

do not recognize the bodies in the water. They

51:25

do not recognize the bodies in the water. I

51:28

do not recognize the bodies in the water. They

51:31

do not recognize the bodies in the water. This

51:41

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52:21

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52:23

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52:25

Not Me, by The Blasting Company.

52:29

And special guest, Brian David Gilbert,

52:32

as Lee Hillerman. Cindy

52:35

Stevens was Madeline Moore. Ren

52:38

Kubo was Brandon Nguyen. Elm

52:40

Stevens and Dr. Ash Calder were

52:42

Graham Rowett. Thaddeus

52:45

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52:48

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52:50

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52:53

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52:56

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52:58

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53:02

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53:05

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53:10

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53:13

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53:16

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53:18

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53:21

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53:24

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53:26

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53:29

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53:31

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53:35

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53:37

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53:40

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53:43

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