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Protect. Item
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number. SCP-7179. Object
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class. Safe. Special
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containment procedures. As
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SCP-7179 is unable to be accessed
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or witnessed through non-anomalous means, containment
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is not required. Description.
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SCP-7179 refers
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to an unknown number of cubic
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extra-dimensional spaces measuring approximately 10 kilometers
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on each edge. Upon
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any human's death, their consciousness
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is transported to an instance
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of SCP-7179 where they will
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physically re-manifest in the same state as they
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were upon death, except in perfect hands. Based
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on limited observation and experimentation, there are no
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known cases of human death where the consciousness
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does not appear in an instance of SCP-7179.
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Aside from insignificant differences between each of
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them, instances of SCP-7179
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are functionally identical. Each
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space is an oceanic environment with a single
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tropical island in the center. The
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environment of the space remains at a consistent temperature,
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one which is of adequate comfort to the deceased
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individual. There,
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SCP-7179 instances never display stormy or
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otherwise violent weather, and
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the sun perpetually remains directly above the
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island, leaving it in eternal daytime. to
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be no natural wind in SCP-7179,
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there is no natural water activity either. Individuals
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attempting to leave in SCP-7179 instance simply
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end up on the opposite edge of
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the same space, with SCP-7179
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acting as a functional
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omnilock. Additionally, the passage
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of time within SCP-7179 is
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highly inconsistent with that of baseline reality.
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Plant life in SCP-7179 bears several different
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species of edible tropical fruits. Other
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fruits of unknown species are also present,
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which are analogous to substances such as
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alcohol, methamphetamine, and cocaine.
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Animal life includes several varieties of tropical
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birds, butterflies, and a
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few instances of domesticated pigs. On
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the coast of each island is a beach
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house, which contains various amenities and furniture for
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sustainable living. Each house is home
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to up to three human beings of sexual preference
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to the inhabitant. These beings
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seemingly bear no will of their own and
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are completely loyal to the deceased, but are
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otherwise completely identical to normal humans. Injuries
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suffered by humans within SCP-7179 heal
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at a normal rate, although
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death is impossible. Seemingly
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fatal injuries are thus recoverable, albeit
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quite painfully. Addendum
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7179.1. The Department of Tactical Theology
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was able to fully observe an instance of SCP-7179
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using the Experimental Intelligence Soul
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Interface Construct, Dante.ISIC.
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The construct is mimetic in nature and fuses with
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the consciousness via the noosphere, allowing data to be
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relayed back to the physical world. Dante.ISIC
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was covertly applied to Paul
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Hiddleston, a 34-year-old man
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diagnosed with untreatable brain cancer. Hiddleston
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perished shortly after the construct was applied, and
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his consciousness was transported to SCP-7179. Addendum
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1. Arrival.
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Hiddleston arrives in his instance of SCP-7179.
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He is standing next to a small
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beach. Three women, appearing
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to be in their mid-twenties, walk out of the
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house to greet him. After
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gaining his composure and becoming accustomed to
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SCP-7179, Hiddleston finds himself
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comfortable and begins to
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engage in frequent pleasurable activities such
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as eating, drinking, drug use, and
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sexual intercourse. Two
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years. Over
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time, Hiddleston starts to drink and partake
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in mind-altering fruits with much greater frequency,
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more than any other activity. Three
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years. Hiddleston starts neglecting
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to eat at all for considerable periods of
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time. He occasionally attempts to converse with
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the women on the island, but is frustrated
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by their lack of agency or individuality.
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Five years. Hiddleston ceases his
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former activities altogether, spending much
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of his time wandering SCP-7179. Six
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years. Hiddleston becomes panicked
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and attempts to leave SCP-7179,
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building a raft from one of the island's trees. Each
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time he reaches the edge of SCP-7179, he appears on the
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opposite side. After
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several attempts, Hiddleston collapses in
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despair for multiple days until he regains
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his composure and continues his previous activity.
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Seven years. Hiddleston uses the wildlife
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and plant life on the island to begin
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pursuing culinary activities. He constructs
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basic farms and pens to keep and breed
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animals. His mental state improves as
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he continues to develop his skills. Eighteen
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years. Hiddleston has become
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an expert in cooking, having both replicated
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dishes from memory and created nuance. He
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shows no sign of ceasing as he begins to attempt
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to crossbreed various plants. Thirty-seven
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years. Hiddleston continues his endeavors,
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though he begins to show signs of
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weariness and boredom. Eighty-one
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years. Hiddleston has once again
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regressed into a depressive state. He
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seeks out other ways to occupy his time, and
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eventually begins studying construction. He
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starts building tools and equipment for building. years.
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After a great deal of trial and error,
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Hiddleston assembles his first house. He
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continues building. 287
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years. Through a constant
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maintaining of trees and frequent building projects,
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Hiddleston is able to cover the island with
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rudimentary structures. He then focuses
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his efforts towards maintaining and upgrading the structures
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until he has mastered their fortification. 416
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years. Hiddleston, through
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study, experimentation, and experience,
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has managed to fully fortify each structure
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into usable housing. He begins
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expanding his structures, adding extra stories and
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decor, as well as building various
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watercraft. 850 years.
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Hiddleston's efforts slowly start winding down again
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as his ability to produce lumber and
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harvest natural resources reaches equilibrium with his
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construction expansion. He starts to tear
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down and rebuild structures in new ways, remixing
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them over centuries. 2009 years.
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Despite his frequent activity,
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Hiddleston shows worsening symptoms of depression
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and anxiety, and he starts to
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seriously consider the concept of endless life
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in SCP-7179. His
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mental state continues to degrade as he
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searches for ways to keep a sound
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mind. 5478 years. Hiddleston starts tearing through his
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structures without
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reason. The whole village is torn
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down after several months. He
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starts rebuilding again. 1192
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years. Hiddleston attacks the
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three women, tearing their bodies
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apart. He shows symptoms of
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severe stress after doing so, and attempts but
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fails to take his own life by drowning.
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He continues to build over time, but intersperses
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his projects with bodily harm to himself. 19,600
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years. The three women are
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fully reassembled. By this point,
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Hiddleston has grown numb to the concept of
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violence and begun bodily experimentation on them.
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124,000 years. Hiddleston
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builds a crude structure designed to crush him to
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death under the weight of several thousand tons of
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lumber and stone. Upon
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activation, it completely mangles and destroys his
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body. 900,000 years.
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Hiddleston is fully healed. While the
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experience appears to have been unbearably painful for
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him, the stimulus allows him
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relief from boredom. He
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repeats this process in multiple different fashions. 5,800,000
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years. Hiddleston
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burns himself alive. His
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body is fully reduced to ashes before the
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fire naturally dissipates. Hiddleston
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is fully healed. He makes many
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similar self-destructive attempts, but each time grows more
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numb to the experience. 1,200,000,000
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years. Hiddleston
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ceases to exhibit rationality as he struggles to
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find new stimuli as the millennia pass. 8,500,000,000
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years. Hiddleston tries to leave. He fails. 30,000,000,000
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years. Hiddleston looks towards the
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sun. It has not set.
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1,000,000,000 years. Hiddleston
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ceases physical activity as no experience
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is able
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to provide him with new stimuli.
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1 octodecillion years. All
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potential permutations of particles within SCP-7179
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have been theoretically reached. One
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vigentilian years. One
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second of eternity has passed. This
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narrator was Kael Brown. Our
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art was done by Eduardo Valdez Hebia
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