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This week on Search Engine, a mystery
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Sup all my people out in Podland.
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This is your boy, Chris Chapman. And I
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Greetings, my humans. And all of us
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So join us on the Chris Chapman do-over as
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the Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome
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to Search Engine. I'm PJ Vogt. A
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few months ago, I got an unusual message from some
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unusual people. Why don't we start? Do you
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guys just want to introduce yourselves? Sure. My
2:09
name is Manny. I'm Noah. I'm
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Devin. Manny,
2:14
Noah, and Devin. They're all journalists.
2:17
Noah works at a newspaper. Manny and
2:20
Devin work for a national broadcasting company
2:22
called NBC. The
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three of them met early in their careers. And
2:27
what is your relationship to each other? We
2:31
used to sit next to each other at
2:33
Business Insider a long time ago and argue
2:36
every day. And what would you argue about?
2:39
We would argue about things like whether
2:42
water is wet. Not
2:44
classic. What else? Whether
2:47
CNN puts an orange filter
2:49
on Trump. You know, things like that. But
2:52
just on Donald Trump. Yeah, so they press
2:54
the Trump button when he's on. It's not
2:56
a button. It's, you know, we know how
2:59
to do this. It's not like magic. But
3:01
it's really the kind of conversations people have when
3:03
they're locked in a room for a really long
3:05
time. Whether that's like confined or
3:07
like purgatory or like a job that's like
3:10
not as engaging or whatever. It's just like
3:12
we're in this room all day every day
3:14
and this is what eventually happens. Yeah, I'll
3:16
put it this way. The work we were
3:18
doing back then was not very taxing creatively.
3:21
And so I think we found ways to
3:23
entertain ourselves. Okay, so
3:26
normally the way the show works is like either
3:28
we have questions ourselves that we try to answer
3:30
or people send in questions and then
3:32
we try to answer them. You
3:35
guys send an unusual email and that you're like, we've
3:37
got a bunch of questions. They're really good questions. They
3:39
were really good questions. And you're like, and we want
3:41
to answer them. And I was like, that
3:43
seems cool. Also normally just to talk about what else is
3:46
coming. When you put it that way, it sounds bad. No,
3:48
no, no, it's good. It's good. We're
3:50
the experts on all these. We can handle this one. And
3:54
it was funny because typically like when podcasts
3:56
have like a freelance reporter, it's like A
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freelance reporter. There's really no were
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three people in of are sincere and
4:03
we want to much respect as cassettes
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as as as as as as yeah
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just saw hand us the mike essentially
4:10
over asking three makes yeah I know
4:12
what class degree of progressive for his
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assistant ssssss Our question is why are
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there so many sick and bones on
4:19
the street and who is the culprit
4:21
as pretty simple question but we dug
4:23
into it a little bit and it
4:25
turns out that there's a ton of
4:28
layers to this question at the. Inception
4:30
of the Question actually started
4:33
with Devin. Yeah. So me,
4:35
similar to a lot of people during
4:37
a pandemic. not really bored. yeah, ah,
4:39
salt fostering dogs. And in I quickly
4:41
started to notice how much stress there
4:44
is. Yeah on the streets. You never
4:46
know how discussing the streets are until
4:48
you have a diet. Try to eat
4:50
everything. To Scout Leader Yasser, it's Ah,
4:52
and the second dog I had would
4:54
buy to try to eat literally everything.
4:57
I want financing to to make the a a rat.
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Like. In entire as I don't know how
5:02
much at a rat but it was
5:04
just details digging out of his mouth.
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Ah, try to pull it out. Had
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to show com a lot of hours like you're
5:10
not really my dog and fostering used I was
5:12
putting my hand man is so disgusting of as
5:15
a like like like the end of a piece
5:17
of forget He does like our way ahead of
5:19
us on like the not. Dogs. Eat
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a lotta stuff on the streets. but
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the thing that I kept coming across
5:26
relate chicken moans yes and was like
5:28
why are there's just so many chicken
5:30
bones you know, marching in moans than
5:33
dead rats ah I'm and then and
5:35
we talked about it and like oh
5:37
yep I can all of our neighborhoods.
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Are noticing like to see? A
5:42
sit on it signals and around. We
5:51
noticed that this was an issue
5:53
in our neighborhoods in Brooklyn but
5:55
we have journalism background so we
5:57
wanted to make sure that this
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happening to. It will also happening on
6:01
a larger scale. In
6:04
order to confirm this we started texting
6:06
a bunch of our friends to send
6:09
photos to us whenever they encountered tic
6:11
amounts just to make sure that this
6:13
is happening on abroad sterile and I
6:15
wanted saved as the sample as fast.
6:18
Well that's about as big as as
6:20
as say about evidence that the what
6:22
happened was I think we accidentally traded
6:25
kind of a surveillance state of the
6:27
football across Brooklyn who are sending in
6:29
the sodas of chicken bones and encountering
6:32
people who are. Saw
6:34
him on the grounds and when they
6:36
send us these photos they are also
6:38
sending you know where they are when
6:40
they said the photos. Either that or
6:42
depending on your I phone settings I
6:44
can flick into the picture and see
6:47
the meditate and see where that photos
6:49
being taken to. Most of these photos
6:51
are just like it's a it's a
6:53
meeting and picture of their sneakers on
6:55
a concrete and like this. like gross
6:57
The Lakers guard was down dugout us
6:59
bag and then chicken bone. There's like
7:01
two chicken bones and I think yeah.
7:03
Getting closer one of these photos as
7:06
maybe six seen bones. Yeah, I'm over
7:08
here when with a lot a lot
7:10
of bones. So because he's have met
7:12
a data is that you're also getting
7:15
because it's not like chicken bones are
7:17
evenly distributed throughout New York City. You're
7:19
getting a map of what are the
7:21
hotspot neighborhoods for chicken bones among the
7:24
friends you serve at. Yeah, and it's
7:26
you know, admittedly not as side dance
7:28
example: a big enough sample to do
7:30
an official sorry, but I found that
7:33
like. Generally. Bad
7:35
sign Crown Heights have a more
7:37
concentrated ah details proliferation of chicken
7:40
bones on the street. He will
7:42
also say so we want to
7:44
expand it to see like is
7:47
just a New York thing. Am.
7:49
So he did certain might. If
7:51
he said stuff like chicken bones on
7:53
street you'll find like every major cities
7:56
reddit. Has. At least a few
7:58
threads. On. this is So
8:00
they have this everywhere. Yeah, everywhere people
8:02
gathered cities. Yeah There's any dense area
8:04
is gonna have someone complaining about chicken
8:06
bones on the street. And is it
8:08
usually dog owners? Yeah,
8:10
typically it's people complaining because their dogs are eating
8:12
them. There were some tiktoks we found
8:14
too. Yeah They're about issue. Yeah, we can play
8:24
This person Frying their tiny
8:26
pomeranian's mouth. I've been trying to get chicken
8:28
bones out of it and then has 75,000 favorites So
8:32
this is a thing that people are feeling.
8:34
Yeah, this is real Okay,
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thing was a real problem and has
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been for years in Multiple
9:49
American cities the
9:51
three of us began our investigation
9:53
into this question Why are there
9:55
so many chicken bones on the
9:57
street? And we divvied
9:59
up the word into three prongs. And who
10:01
took what prong and what are the prongs?
10:03
Each one of us has like a thing
10:05
we're kind of good with if you will.
10:07
We're gonna start with Noah. He's like a
10:10
nerd. He's really dug into the
10:12
history of chicken consumption in general.
10:15
So we'll start with him. Yeah
10:20
so my job was to look into why there are
10:23
so many chickens that then turn into bones. Yeah yeah
10:25
okay so why are there so many chickens? So I
10:28
went way back and pretty deep on this to
10:31
like the first domesticated chickens which would be
10:33
in modern-day will now be like... I
10:36
really appreciate the depth of research on this. Yeah
10:38
a lot of reading this weekend. Okay
10:41
so the first domesticated chickens are when and
10:43
where? So the
10:45
first unambiguous domestic chicken bones that's kind of the
10:48
term they use in this recent research I've been
10:50
looking at they're dated to around 1650
10:52
to 1250 BC in
10:54
central Thailand. There's some debate
10:56
about other regions but the theory is basically wild
10:59
jungle salve were drawn there by rice agriculture. I
11:01
never would have pictured that there was a wild
11:03
version of a chicken but of course there was a
11:06
wild version. Yeah if you look them up they're actually
11:08
pretty beautiful little creatures they're like
11:10
there's red ones, gray ones, different
11:12
colors and... It's like
11:15
Pokemon. Yeah yeah. It
11:18
seems like they were attracted to the rice because
11:20
it's like easier to just live off grains other people
11:22
are growing and you can stay in one area and
11:24
that sort of thing. So they wander in and
11:26
get domesticated. Exactly so then people would take them in
11:29
or whatever and those are the
11:31
first kind of domesticated chickens is the theory.
11:34
Then it's like they spread from there
11:36
across South Asia, Mesopotamia, Europe and Africa.
11:39
They're not really primarily raised for their meat
11:41
it's it's really much more they're
11:43
kind of novelties they're sent along trade routes as
11:45
like gifts for royalty. In this
11:48
time they kind of develop different sorts of
11:50
associations so like in Japan
11:52
and China they're associated with Sun gods which
11:54
makes sense because they'll crow in the morning.
11:57
Right. So they'll start the day. in
12:00
Greece they were associated with lots of medical uses so
12:02
like the chicken would be taken apart in all different
12:04
parts of obese and different medicines and
12:06
you can see stuff like that today and
12:09
like chicken soup that we have kind of
12:11
a cure all that idea traces back to
12:13
the idea that chicken is like a medical
12:15
cure. Yeah, exactly. And then today and like
12:17
vaccines they use egg protein. So like certain
12:19
people can't have flu vaccines because of eggs
12:21
in them. So chickens are
12:23
kind of associated with medicine and
12:25
so people can't have them because
12:28
of the 5G chip. Yeah, that's
12:30
correct. And fact check. But
12:33
it's like if today's the thing about the chicken
12:35
is as ubiquitous in the moment that you're describing
12:37
it they're not ubiquitous and so it's like they're
12:39
serving a lot of different functions but one of
12:41
the things that they have in common is that
12:43
chickens are rare and so a chicken is traveling
12:46
on this trade route because it's a gift from
12:48
somewhere else that means something different
12:50
depending on who's receiving it. Yeah, exactly.
12:53
And now we're going to fast forward a few
12:55
thousand years to America. Sure. There's some debate. The
12:57
main theory is that Christopher Columbus brought them in
12:59
1493. There's also a theory that Polynesians
13:01
brought them and that would have been about a
13:03
hundred years earlier. But at this point are they
13:05
they're coming because they're a source of food not
13:07
because they're an exotic gift. Yeah, that's more just
13:10
like okay these are good animals we could eat.
13:12
Yes. And they made it over because they're hard
13:14
eat animals so they could survive a passage like
13:16
that so they were good as an option
13:19
for food. And then getting forward to
13:21
like the 20th century, pedigree
13:23
chicken breeding begins and this
13:25
is kind of when the commercial broiler chicken comes
13:27
around in 1923 and that's a broiler chicken is
13:30
a chicken raised for meat and not for eggs
13:32
or other things. So this is
13:34
really those like when you picture a chicken
13:36
dinner that's the broiler chicken. So it's like
13:38
we're turning chickens from something
13:40
wild to something domesticated to something that is
13:43
almost an industrial product and as that happens
13:45
they become more popular in America. Yeah, exactly.
13:47
And then that's in the 20s and then
13:49
it kind of develops
13:52
pretty quickly from there. The main touch point is
13:54
World War II there's rations on beef pork and
13:56
lamb. So the Government
13:59
then encourages. More tickets be raised
14:01
me and to kind of make up
14:03
for that. so by the end of
14:05
the war is three times more chicken
14:07
being he and then there was before
14:09
which are pretty pretty huge. Kind of
14:11
immediate jumped into the years. But.
14:13
Then the war's over so everyone can have their
14:15
beef and pork back. and then people aren't really
14:17
that into chicken salad sites. Yeah, we had that
14:20
during the war because we had to, but. Weekend.
14:23
Gotta go back to the good food now. Yes
14:25
so the government's like okay we i will be
14:27
sick into no one wants to eat them are
14:30
like we know he can make all the seconds
14:32
in the really cheap to make because of all
14:34
these other things that are how you make people
14:36
eat. That's exactly so. there is actually a contest
14:38
called the Sit In of Tomorrow Contests which is
14:40
sponsored by the Us Da and the empty grocery
14:42
store chain in Nineteen Forty Eight and. The
14:45
whole contest was set up to
14:47
encourage farmers to develop. Bigger.
14:49
Better chickens and I'm. Days
14:51
ago a very good my government made
14:53
and Texaco sponsored documentary which I can
14:55
say some puts us okay. Besides
14:58
being a good admire the chicken of tomorrow
15:00
will be an improved Me producer as his
15:02
executive today next to the second of denial
15:04
and that he lives as much as I
15:07
mean as a cargo space much skinnier. Notice
15:09
how reading as increase the amount of me
15:11
on the breath. Look
15:15
at that drumstick. oh man. sitting on the
15:17
right looks like the chickens are used to
15:19
and on a lattice. I get second this
15:21
never lifted weights make your own guess is
15:23
that what did the more profitable to raise?
15:25
Had to say it's kind of working on
15:27
me out messiah. Or i have
15:29
thing is my air and when the chicken
15:31
up tomorrow gets to that men are table
15:34
it's advantages are still more about. This.
15:38
Video From the perspective of Tegan This is
15:40
really dark. Yeah, the overall quality of life
15:42
definitely seems to go down there like that.
15:44
Days of being kind of gods of the
15:46
center. Of
15:49
a as a step at
15:51
a or there's more than
15:53
entered into their affair like
15:55
Jack now since development number
15:57
of a. sudden
16:00
Okay, so what happens now? So chickens
16:03
are much bigger now, and then this is when
16:05
big name brands emerge, so Tyson, Purdue, etc. And
16:08
there's kind of a real commercial chicken industry. And
16:11
then fast food comes along, so KFC and later
16:13
McDonald's. So by the time we're in the late
16:15
70s, 80s, we're at the point where chickens
16:17
are starting to catch up with other meats. Okay,
16:19
so 80s is when it starts to become
16:22
like fast food fried chicken,
16:24
which I'm assuming is where like, it really
16:26
takes off. Yeah, yeah. So
16:28
like today worldwide, there's 74 billion
16:31
chickens a year raised in slaughtered.
16:36
And like that's even risen so much in 2000. That
16:38
was 40 billion that number. So
16:40
I mean, it went from 40 billion in 2000 to 74
16:42
billion. Yeah,
16:44
today. Mm hmm. When you
16:47
describe it like that, it's almost surprising that like
16:49
every street isn't just fully like knee high and
16:51
like a macabre red carpet
16:53
of chicken bones. I did a
16:55
quick number crunch, and there's about 120 bones
16:58
in the chicken. So
17:01
if you do 120 times 74 billion, I believe this would be 8.88 trillion bones per
17:03
year. Per
17:09
year. Yeah, available to be on the ground. Available,
17:11
yeah. So honestly, the real question is
17:13
why are there not more chicken bones? Yeah, we
17:16
should be drowning over them. Yeah, drowning. Yeah.
17:19
Okay, so we have like a history
17:21
of the chickens popularity to humankind from
17:23
1600 BC to today. Mm
17:25
hmm. Which is like the
17:28
prerequisite for how you get streets filled with chicken
17:30
bones. What is the next prong here? So the
17:32
next prong here is we come
17:34
back to the question. And now
17:36
we begin to look at the suspects.
17:39
Who is throwing these bones on the street?
17:43
Our first and leading suspect
17:45
is human beings. Right. Lots
17:48
of accusations online with people saying
17:50
this. People are
17:53
eating their chicken wings, legs, size, whatever.
17:55
All of the chickens. And then just
17:57
carting the bones on The ground when they're
17:59
done with them. That's what the
18:01
allegation is. That is the my
18:03
assumption. yeah and I many was
18:05
responsible for this part of a
18:08
mess against them because I think
18:10
I'm kind of skilled at a
18:12
surveillance and Max and Irma's a.
18:21
So in order to kind of confirm whether
18:23
or not this was happening I as a
18:25
bunch of friends of mine to send me
18:27
photos of when people are doing that in
18:30
real time eating chicken bones yes your friends
18:32
the like chicken steak out second stakeout or
18:34
exactly and how does the trick and stay
18:37
our do sit outside of in second place
18:39
You said that it had i don't like
18:41
a cruiser like what he did. So I
18:43
personally sat outside of a couple of certain
18:46
places on Fulton Street. couldn't find anyone unfortunately.
18:48
but I did get a text message from.
18:50
My friend re who saw a
18:52
woman eating chicken wings in her
18:55
privacy of her car and man
18:57
throwing the bones out onto the
18:59
streets and also you that text
19:01
message right there at the top
19:03
and less or cases as exhibit
19:06
I thought about it assesses as
19:08
photo are you actually see as
19:10
a parked car but take the
19:12
taxes he says she's part even
19:14
chicken wings as you say and
19:16
throwing them out and he video
19:19
of possible some leading question. Sedentary
19:21
says by pick scared or and
19:23
she last yeah and I wanna
19:25
say the photo that's just above
19:27
that that didn't fit into that
19:29
out and will.okay so there's this
19:31
for any look almost like cell
19:33
disease. Other crises are this board
19:35
chicken bones on the streets selling
19:37
them below the the photo of
19:40
the car. And.
19:42
I will say like idea like as like.
19:45
To know what we are but like.
19:48
as like a bias have been like progressive
19:50
journalists is like when there's a problem you're
19:52
kind of like was up keyboards like structures
19:54
and systems as if you're discussing seventy or
19:56
say as an evil litter i've stepped in
19:58
human feces on the Like if
20:01
the answer that you have found in your reporting
20:03
is there's actually enough people who just genuinely don't
20:06
give a shit and those people have Need a
20:08
lot of chicken and like
20:10
it's like a small amount of people are causing this entire
20:12
problem I'm open to
20:14
believe that yeah. Well, that's where I started
20:16
that's that was my question I'm like you
20:18
just said I consider myself the average Lefty
20:21
liberal who cares about the environment and so when
20:23
my friend Ray sent me this photo I was
20:26
like why the hell would someone eat it in
20:28
their car and then throw it right there onto
20:30
the ground Wait, I was to say
20:32
another thing first of just to because I don't want to make it
20:34
so I'm just about you guys Do you guys litter? No,
20:37
no, no and when you
20:39
say you don't litter would you throw an apple
20:42
core on the ground? No I don't
20:44
really eat apples so I can't I can't I could
20:46
see I mean I don't drive if I was driving
20:48
on the highway and then there's
20:50
a lot of apple on that I'm driving in there's
20:54
Listen and there's woods to my right
20:56
say I'm driving Somewhere
20:58
long drive long haul drive. I would throw that
21:00
out because you're crazy Yeah, and it's not that's
21:02
not people aren't walking around there I guess there's
21:04
an argument to be made that if like the
21:07
thing you're discarding is by the guy who are
21:09
you really harming? I think we have argument like
21:11
when you say is by a degree of like
21:13
I definitely have a memory I'm not gonna say
21:16
who else is in the memory I remember being
21:18
young getting like the no littering rule
21:20
drilled into my head Yeah, and then being around
21:22
an adult and watching them litter be like
21:24
what and they're like, it's biodegradable Yeah,
21:29
exactly and I will say if I
21:31
was driving down a highway and There
21:33
was a cop's Driving
21:36
all day eating apples And
21:42
the only restaurants are Apple restaurants I
21:44
can imagine world where you're like, okay
21:47
There will be an apple tree next time I drive by
21:49
here for the other I get a sticky apple corn And
21:52
you're next to you and it's brown and you still have
21:54
hours to go Yeah,
22:00
you're in big trouble if I'm in
22:02
the bus in the movie speed in
22:04
the yes, I'll throw it out Yeah,
22:07
I could imagine a world where like
22:09
the it's biodegradable idea Travels up the
22:11
food chain a little bit and there's
22:14
somebody or somebody's and lots of people
22:17
Throwing chicken bones on the ground be like they're
22:19
biodegradable. I don't think they I looked into that
22:21
a little bit to see like how long it
22:23
would take for it to By
22:25
every grade. Yeah, and how long is it a longer
22:28
than even like composting? It takes a little bit
22:31
a couple weeks that's within like the
22:33
soil and like it's set up to
22:35
do that Yeah, you're just throwing it on the street. It's I
22:38
think it would take I don't know I don't have a
22:40
number for you, but longer than an apple core. Yeah So
22:47
I'm gonna bring us back to my surveillance
22:50
I got these photos of this woman throwing
22:52
chicken bones onto the street and
22:54
I was honestly kind of supervised And
22:57
so I went on to Google and
22:59
I tried to find studies as to
23:01
why people would do this Yeah, the
23:03
leading kind of theory is that people
23:05
throw things on the ground people litter
23:07
because there aren't enough trash cans around
23:10
And actually like they they put it in a specific
23:12
way Which was that the strongest
23:15
indicator that someone will litter is their
23:17
distance to a trash can So
23:20
I decided to walk around my neighborhood
23:22
and count the trash can There
23:25
are I might have missed a couple there are at
23:28
least 20 trash cans I Was
23:32
surprised when I read the study I was like, all right There's
23:34
gonna be like six trash cans out here at that's why everyone's
23:37
throwing their wings on the ground I walked
23:39
by maybe this is not up
23:41
to snuff. Maybe there should be more trash cans But
23:43
in my opinion 20 is Enough
23:47
for you not to throw your garbage
23:50
on the ground and in many cases a
23:53
lot of these chicken bones are Next
23:56
to trash cans. Oh, so
23:58
people are just making a choice here If it
24:00
were human beings doing
24:02
this, if they were the most likely culprit,
24:05
this person would be walking up to a trash can
24:07
and then throwing the wings on the ground next to
24:09
the trash can. Okay,
24:15
wait, so just to follow, because one way you could
24:17
take this is if the academic research
24:19
is saying people are less likely to litter when
24:21
a lot of trash cans are around and you're
24:23
seeing tons of trash cans and tons of chicken
24:26
bones, it's like either you have to
24:28
decide that the academic littering research is wrong
24:31
or you're deciding something additional or something else is
24:33
going on here and where you're going is something
24:35
else is going on here. Yeah,
24:37
either people who live in Brooklyn are worse human
24:40
beings than everyone else in the United States. Which
24:42
there's tons of evidence for. There's
24:44
a lot of evidence of that to be fair.
24:47
Or it's
24:50
not humans. Something else is causing all of
24:53
these phones to be all over the ground.
25:28
We've now arrived at the next
25:30
prong of this investigation. This whole
25:33
question came from Devin
25:35
being a dog owner and
25:37
encountering chicken bones everywhere. And
25:40
so Devin's specialty, so to
25:42
speak here, is animals.
25:45
We're calling him the Wrangler. So
25:50
yeah, you know, like our idea now is that
25:54
it's now humans. So there
25:56
must be something going into the trash and
25:58
taking out the bones. So like
26:00
who's doing that? Mm-hmm. Okay.
26:03
Some type of animal. Yes. Alright. And in fact, one
26:05
of these photos, I'll point you to the photo here
26:08
in the middle. You will see a trash bag. Oh,
26:11
it's a trash bag with an opening. A little hole
26:13
when it's been shoot open. And there's
26:15
trash coming out of it. I see where you guys are
26:17
going with this, but proceed. So, a
26:19
lot of theories, you know, we kind of comb
26:21
through to red at the red and kind of went one
26:24
by one with all the different animals. So
26:26
we'll start with squirrels. Okay. Now where I
26:28
was thinking. You know, we'll get there. We'll get
26:30
there. We'll start with squirrels though. So
26:33
there are some first-hand accounts of
26:35
people saying, Hey, I was
26:37
blaming people. I was walking my dog
26:39
and I looked up. I actually saw a squirrel drop
26:43
a bone. Let
26:48
me pull up this quote because it was pretty funny. Nelson,
26:53
who owns a yellow Labrador, admits that
26:55
she had for some time also pointed
26:57
fingers at her neighbors for their serious
27:00
threat to her pooch. It
27:02
was like, oh my God, who's throwing their chicken
27:04
bones on the ground? She says, not until just
27:06
a bone literally fell out of a tree, right
27:08
in front of her, did it occur to her
27:10
that squirrels might often be to blame. That's so
27:12
funny. It's
27:16
funny because it's like we live in a way
27:18
where we think so little about nature that the
27:20
idea that nature could be causing these problems is
27:22
not even like on the menu of ideas. Like
27:24
you're like, obviously people are screwing me up. It's
27:26
like, no, the squirrels might be doing something. And
27:28
maybe the squirrels. There's
27:34
some good video online of
27:37
squirrels like gnawing on chicken bones.
27:39
It seems like, you know, it's
27:41
a thing. So then we were like, all
27:43
right, but like we don't see that many squirrels now
27:45
in New York now. Right. So
27:47
there's actually these people who do
27:50
like a squirrel census. There's
27:52
a squirrel census. How do
27:54
you how do you get them to enter the surveys? Don't
27:57
get them to answer the surveys. So
28:00
the last time they did it, you know, it's a few
28:02
years old now, but it was in 2020, March
28:05
of 2020. Wow, they didn't even think about that. They
28:07
were like, the world is shutting down.
28:09
Only essential workers and the squirrel census
28:11
people are allowed out of that. All
28:13
the squirrels left New York. Yeah, they're
28:16
like, I'm going upstate, more
28:18
space. There were 72
28:20
volunteers. They went to 24 parks
28:23
in Manhattan and Brooklyn. Do you want
28:25
to guess how many squirrels they counted? Because I thought it was
28:27
kind of like insane. I think I want
28:29
you to get the number. How many squirrels do you think
28:31
they counted? Okay, wait, wait. How many parks and 24 parks
28:34
and over how many days? No, just
28:36
just one day. One day, 24 parks, couple
28:38
hours. How many volunteers? 72. I'm
28:40
so bad at math. I can't even count jelly. A
28:45
thousand squirrels? 433. That was really
28:47
not a lot of squirrels. Yeah. That
28:50
seemed really low. It
28:52
does except for that, like in New York City, I'm
28:54
like, there's no living nature whatsoever. But it does seem
28:56
very low. Yeah, there's not enough
28:59
squirrels. If people are actively going to parks
29:01
and looking for hours and they only counted
29:03
433, it's not enough to be causing the
29:05
amount of bones. All
29:07
the parks are their domain more
29:09
so than Franklin Avenue. You're
29:11
not seeing them just on the street. My
29:14
dog doesn't love, well, he loves squirrels, so I
29:16
notice when they're around. And it's not that often.
29:20
Which brings us to suspect number two. Raccoons.
29:25
You know, they have little hands. So
29:28
maybe they're a little better at getting bones out of
29:30
the trash. There is this random
29:33
article from New York Times in
29:35
1975 that they were talking about
29:38
how raccoons actually really
29:40
enjoy chicken bones. Yeah,
29:43
according to this article, like if you
29:45
give raccoons scraps of food, the first
29:47
thing they go after is like chicken
29:49
and that's including the book. Raccoons have
29:51
a preference for chicken bones. That's
29:53
such a weird thing to know now. Was
29:57
this article from 1975? The article was
29:59
from 1975. And it was just like raccoon.
30:01
Right, what was the news value in being like, what
30:03
do raccoons like to eat more than the other things
30:05
they like to eat? Like, why were they trying to
30:08
figure this out? They were like, Vietnam War is happening.
30:12
The moon landing was relatively recent. What do we really
30:14
have to get to the bottom of this? What do
30:16
raccoons like to eat the bottom of this? But
30:20
I've literally never seen a raccoon
30:22
in New York City. So it
30:25
couldn't possibly be a raccoon. So
30:27
that brings us to suspect number three. Which
30:29
is birds. I
30:33
feel like
30:36
there's an animal there. There's maybe one that's a little bit more obvious.
30:42
But okay, birds. Let's go through birds. Yeah,
30:45
you know, I have personally seen a
30:47
pigeon pick at chickens. I have to.
30:49
Oh, birds will eat birds. Yeah. Yes.
30:53
That's disgusting. Pigeons will, and you know, the,
30:55
pros and ravens would see more likely because,
30:57
you know, they eat meat. I mean, the
31:00
problem a little bit with the bird on
31:02
bird theory is that the bones
31:04
are being found. It sounds like near the
31:06
restaurants. And my assumption, maybe I'm wrong, but like
31:08
my assumption is like the crow
31:10
would grab the thing and like fly away. Yes.
31:14
That's when we were looking into a lot of
31:16
people were saying, you know, there's some people feed
31:18
crows and like crows come to their windows. Yeah.
31:21
This is big on TikTok. And people
31:23
were saying like, Oh, my crows sometimes
31:25
bring me bones as like gifts. Oh,
31:27
my God. But to
31:29
your point, right, it's like where we're seeing most
31:31
of this stuff is like on sidewalks, usually
31:34
where trash is. So like, yeah, if a crow
31:36
was picking up something from there, wouldn't just drop
31:38
it. And the crow does like take out.
31:40
Yeah. You want someone who's eating it? Yes.
31:43
Yeah, exactly. Which leads us to lions.
31:49
I feel like there's like just people
31:51
who've been like screaming rat. We could
31:53
do more on pigeon. Hold
31:58
on. Hold on. Yeah,
32:01
rats, rats, right? Like some rats are...
32:03
Yeah, yeah. So that's our leading
32:06
theory is that it's rats.
32:08
Yeah. And they're basically
32:10
just digging in because part of the problem in
32:13
New York City is we don't have alleys until
32:15
all trash goes out onto the street. Which would
32:17
also explain why, because like people are eating chicken
32:19
in the suburbs, but the suburban streets are not
32:22
filled with chicken bones as far as I know.
32:24
That is what is different about here besides density
32:26
is... How we throw out our
32:28
trash. So people eat
32:31
chicken, many of them are not
32:33
littering. They throw it in the trash. There's a little
32:35
bit of meat on it. The rats go into the
32:37
bag. The rats pull the bones out. They pick it
32:39
clean. They leave it on the street. Is that the...
32:41
That is the theory. Interesting. Okay, but
32:45
here's a question to that theory. Why then
32:47
are chicken bones unevenly distributed?
32:49
Because rats in New York City neighborhoods
32:51
I think are kind of evenly distributed,
32:53
right? Yes and
32:56
no, right? So I would
32:58
say to Manny's point earlier, some neighborhoods
33:00
are better about taking care of their
33:02
garbage than others, right? And
33:04
the way that some neighborhoods even get
33:07
rid of their garbage is not the same as others. So I
33:09
think the big problem with the
33:11
neighborhoods that have more chicken bones is
33:13
that mostly they're throwing out their trash
33:15
by just putting plastic bags on
33:18
the street versus like
33:20
a container that's being picked
33:22
up. So there's a little bit of a
33:24
backstory here with plastic trash
33:27
bags in New York City. Okay. So
33:29
a lot of the big apartment buildings,
33:31
for years, they would just burn their
33:33
trash. But then
33:36
there was the Clean Air Act in
33:38
1970 and they're like, yeah, you can't
33:40
burn trash anymore. And
33:42
then around the same time, plastic bags were
33:44
becoming a thing. What was it before plastic
33:46
bags? So they, you know, like the Oscar,
33:48
the Grouch, sort of like trash cans. Oh, and
33:50
the trash would just go directly into the Oscar trash cans?
33:53
So people would take their trash, put it directly in there.
33:55
If There were bags, there would be like
33:57
paper bags. Yeah. You Know, those break apart.
34:01
So yet people just but. yeah. Raw
34:03
garbage. That. Seen a
34:05
can stay in a switch over to
34:07
plastic because they're like. These. Things
34:09
are allowed. Yeah, it's really gross to have
34:11
to clean out right? if you just playing
34:13
garbage directly into that can and then like
34:15
your to responsible for getting. That. The
34:18
remnants out the ass and it
34:20
was really slow for. Trash.
34:22
People to pick up trash because
34:24
they had to go to everybody
34:26
stands and the it out say
34:28
get bang gets interesting Okay so.
34:32
If you guys are rights rads for the call
34:34
bread and it is kind of like a structural
34:36
problem. It's like how the city said out it's
34:38
have trash for us in the city so how
34:40
do you test this theory. I'm
34:43
glad you asked. A
34:45
question. We actually have experiments that we're
34:47
going to pits. That we think
34:49
might prove. That. Rats on the
34:51
culprit for the amount of Sigma that
34:53
are on the streets. Okay Brooklyn. So
34:55
what are the experiments? Number.
35:00
One is we go around and
35:02
we pick up. Chicken
35:04
bones of the street they're saying. And
35:07
we said I'm off to a lab. Okay,
35:11
To try to see if the lab can
35:13
identify of there's read the a man on
35:15
the chicken bones to they're looking for like
35:17
rats live a particle Yes we can test
35:19
all the other animals as well as. Fast
35:23
as I I didn't. Have
35:26
his of one one Azaleas Laboratories as they would
35:28
search engine noise like yeah, what else is that.
35:32
we also thought about getting a bag of
35:34
chicken wings and just putting them out mom
35:36
my sidewalk and setting up a girl pro
35:38
that was my as hubs and and you
35:41
put like night vision they anyway as if
35:43
you're making of these for ads that's right
35:45
okay i like our i said i would
35:47
say several and of radio complaint we're they'll
35:50
be like by neighbors article my dogs and
35:52
procedures of as i have the one thing
35:54
i am afraid of is this the i'll
35:56
cause an influx of rats in the area
35:59
that might come the next day expecting
36:01
more chicken to be there. I don't know
36:03
how smart they are. Rats don't travel very
36:05
far. About 600 feet. So the rats you
36:08
see every day are the same rat. Those
36:10
are the guys. Yeah. This
36:16
is good pseudoscience. I like all of these. Noah
36:25
the Brain, Manny the Snoop,
36:28
and Devin the Wrangler. You
36:30
can follow their adventures at
36:33
their website, mannynoadevandevan.com. And
36:35
next week, it will be back
36:37
on Search Engine. Our investigators will return.
36:40
We will dip into the perilously
36:42
low Search Engine discretionary budget to rent
36:44
some GoPros from Alex Gibney and bait
36:47
them with premium Brooklyn chicken wings.
36:49
I'm headed downstairs to
36:51
set up this GoPro. Oh,
36:54
oh, that stick is for hitting the
36:57
rats. That's crazy. Okay, I found the
36:59
bag. Oh my god, and
37:01
I found chicken bones. Oh
37:04
my god. All
37:06
this in the service of bringing you an
37:08
answer. A real answer, not some
37:10
mealy-mouthed podcaster crap about the friends we made
37:12
along the way, or how
37:14
the hot sauce in sushi is a
37:16
metaphor for like Occam's razor or something.
37:18
No, we're going to find out
37:21
if the rats did it, and if so, they're
37:23
going to jail. That's next week
37:26
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