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It's coming up to midday on an
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unseizably warm Saturday the 16th of March
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2002. On
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New York's 5th Avenue a 12 year old boy
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is marching along the street holding his father's hand
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in a tight grip. He's
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been warned that on no account are they to be separated.
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Not if they ever want to see each other again.
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The avenue is a joyous cacophony of
0:56
noise. The boy can hardly hear
0:58
himself think over the band just ahead. Its
1:01
drummers beat a heart-rousing rhythm competing against
1:03
the hum of a crowd of thousands.
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It's exhilarating, overwhelming. Never
1:09
before has he experienced such a sense
1:11
of collective excitement. Everywhere
1:13
is a sea of green. He
1:16
himself is wearing a green t-shirt and a fluffy
1:18
leprechaun hat that he's persuaded his dad to buy
1:20
from one of the multitude of street vendors. A
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young woman skips over pirouetting around them with a
1:26
grin on her face and a whistle in her
1:28
mouth. When she rejoins her group
1:30
of friends his dad says it looks like they've already
1:33
had a Guinness or two. It
1:36
is the first time the boy has taken part in
1:38
a St. Patrick's Day parade, New York's
1:40
biggest annual street party. And though
1:42
it's taking place the day before the traditional
1:44
date of the 17th to avoid falling on
1:46
a Sunday, it feels like a special one.
1:50
It is just six months since the
1:52
dreadful terrorist attacks felled the twin towers of
1:54
the World Trade Center here. New
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York has been living under a terrible shadow, facing
1:59
up to the Grim reality of a
2:01
new word processing. It's Greece
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and. Today
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is an opportunity for the Big Apple to
2:08
remind itself. And the wider world
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about just what A spirited has.
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But. It hasn't forgotten how to party. It's
2:17
been two hundred and forty five
2:19
years since the home crowd of
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Irish soldiers and Ex Pats first
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gathered near here to celebrate their
2:26
Home Nations patrons. We
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could not have imagined how the city would come to think
2:30
the parade to it's hot. Today the
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boy is one of three hundred
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thousand matches what's done by a
2:37
crowd of three million more and
2:39
historic turn. Among them
2:41
is the New York Senator Hillary Clinton. And
2:43
for the first time ever, the serving
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I was President's Mary Mcaleese. At
2:50
midday them there was a change into.
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The parade old one and a half
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miles of it comes to a halt.
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The boy feels his father rest a
2:59
hand on his shoulder. The band's ringing
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up tunes on every street corner stops.
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The marches sees their rounds
3:07
of traditional Iras songs a
3:09
com descents. As
3:12
one the braids turn south to face
3:14
the direction of the twin towers with
3:16
three thousand people lost their lives last
3:18
year. The boy stares
3:21
at the ground below him as a tunnel. It
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conveys the prayer of the Archbishop of New York.
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Or else sites as a huge
3:28
crowd on of the dead as
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well as emergency workers who faced
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so much. And Nine Eleven. than
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the two minute silence is over
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a raucous tear goes up and
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the parade resumes it's journey onwards
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to st patrick's cathedral music and
3:51
laughter one small selling the skies
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that's is the power of this
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and patrick's day parade in new
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york less a chance to contemplate
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the line of an ancient Catholic
4:01
saint and an opportunity to come
4:03
together as a community, whatever your
4:05
religious beliefs or cultural roots. As
4:08
the popular saying goes, on St. Patrick's
4:10
Day, everyone is Irish. While
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New York's parade may be the biggest in
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the world to honor St. Patrick, it is
4:28
just one of many held throughout North America,
4:31
Australia, Ireland, Britain and beyond. But
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few of the millions of revelers who
4:35
celebrated know more than the popular myths
4:37
about Patrick himself, that he chased
4:40
all the snakes from Ireland, or that he
4:42
used the shamrock to explain the Holy Trinity.
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In truth, Patrick has become less a
4:47
figure of genuine historical importance than a
4:49
cipher for the idea of Irishness,
4:53
a figure to sit alongside the leprechaun and
4:55
the pint of Guinness as a sort of
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shorthand for nationhood. The
5:00
real Patrick lived some sixteen centuries
5:02
ago, but though much of his
5:04
life is shrouded in mystery, much of what
5:06
we do know reads like an adventure
5:08
story. So
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how did the story of this
5:13
man of God involve kidnapping and
5:15
enslavement, druidism and paganism, daring escapes,
5:18
feuds and accusations? How
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did his commitment to spreading the word of God
5:23
lead him to become the embodiment of all
5:25
things Irish? I'm
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John Hopkins, and this is
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a short history of St. Patrick. Patrick
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is born sometime in the late fourth century
5:41
AD as a Roman citizen in Britain. He
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has no birth connection to Ireland at all. Indeed,
5:47
Ireland, at the very edge of Europe, is
5:49
one of the few places the Romans have never
5:51
seriously attempted to invade. Patrick's
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father, Calporius, like his father before
5:56
him, is a clergyman, Rome
5:59
having adopted Christianity. back in 323
6:01
under the Emperor Constantine. Since
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the priesthood do not yet have to take
6:06
vows of chastity, it is no problem that
6:08
Calporius is married with a family. He
6:12
is also a city counselor, a role
6:14
that gives the family yet more prestige
6:16
and entitles him to wear a prized
6:18
purple stripe on his toga to denote
6:20
authority. Better still, the
6:22
position is hereditary. Patrick is destined
6:24
to take over from him, guaranteeing a good
6:27
life for the family line to come. Patrick,
6:31
then, is born into privilege
6:33
and property too. His very
6:35
name, which Romanized is patricius,
6:37
means of the patrician or
6:40
aristocratic class. His
6:42
writings tell us he grows up on the family
6:44
estate near the town of Banaventa Bernier. Though
6:47
the exact location is uncertain, it's
6:49
likely a typical walled town on the English
6:51
West Coast, complete with a
6:53
forum, a bathhouse, and a Christian church.
6:59
Patrick is given an education in Latin
7:01
as befits his class. Unlike
7:03
most of the population, he learns how to read
7:05
and write, something which turns out to
7:07
be a particular benefit to future historians. Because
7:10
rather unusually for this period when the Roman
7:12
Empire is in its dying days and the
7:14
Dark Ages are about to descend, Patrick
7:17
later leaves vivid first-person accounts of
7:19
events in his life. Philip
7:23
Freeman is professor of history at
7:25
Pepperdine University and author of St.
7:27
Patrick of Ireland, a biography. We
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are so lucky when it comes to
7:32
St. Patrick. We have two documents that
7:35
he actually wrote himself. We have
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two letters that have survived the centuries.
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This is very rare from this early
7:42
medieval period of late antiquity. But we
7:44
have, first of all, a letter to
7:46
the soldiers of Caroticus is his first
7:49
letter. But then we have
7:51
a longer letter, which is called his
7:53
confession, his confessio in Latin, which is
7:55
a little bit misleading because it's not
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a confession in the much
8:00
more of a declaration of his life
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and his work and his intents. Of
8:05
course, whenever you have people writing
8:07
about themselves, you have to look
8:09
at it a little closely. We all tend to
8:12
be sometimes a little bit dishonest and we try
8:14
to paint the best picture of ourselves. But
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the letters are actually interesting in
8:19
that aspect too, in that Patrick
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reveals his faults and his problems
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and his shortcomings in a way
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that very few other ancient authors
8:27
will admit to. When you read
8:30
Julius Caesar, when you read Cicero, when
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you read Plato, they don't talk about
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all of their insecurities and doubts and
8:37
fears and problems, but Patrick is not
8:39
afraid to do that. And so I
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tend to take the letters fairly seriously
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and as really good historical sources. As
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he grows older, the strong-willed boy starts to
8:49
assert his independence and challenge the ways of
8:51
his parents. He was
8:54
raised in a Christian household, but by the
8:56
time he was a teenager, he had become
8:58
an atheist. He no longer believed in any
9:00
of the Christian teachings that his family told
9:03
him, but he was brought up in them.
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And so he read the Bible, he was
9:07
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a hot-headed and rebellious teenager Patrick
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gets himself into scrapes when he's
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15 He takes a friend aside
10:39
and confides in him that he has done something
10:41
truly shameful Exactly what
10:43
his sin is unfortunately is lost
10:45
to history But it is
10:47
a confession that will come back to haunt him in years
10:49
to come It's
10:52
now though that Patrick's world is turned on its
10:54
head and his life is set
10:56
off on a whole new trajectory You
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It's a moonless late summer night sometime
11:04
in the early 15th century in the
11:06
narrow strait between Ireland and Britain The
11:09
coast of Ireland some distance behind him a man
11:11
is maneuvering his boat across calm waters on his
11:14
way to the British mainland The
11:17
gentle breeze is just strong enough to
11:19
fill the vessels single sail But
11:21
every now and then when the wind dies down
11:23
he uses his wooden oar to steer a course
11:27
Not so many years ago when the Romans were regularly patrolling
11:29
this straight this trip would have been impossible But
11:32
tonight the sailors not worried
11:34
Everybody knows the Romans are a spent force So
11:37
there's no one now to intercept him and a
11:39
handful of other boats in this mini Armada Squinting
11:45
he can just about make out the landing spot with the silhouettes of a
11:47
row of Roman villas rising up above it Soon
11:49
the water becomes too shallow
11:51
to sail the man jumps from the boat to
11:53
the other side The man jumps from the boat
11:56
and drags it up the beach the wet sand
11:58
crunching beneath his feet He
12:01
leaves his boat with a smaller group chosen to
12:03
keep watch, then marches off in the direction of
12:05
one of the villas. They
12:07
walk in silence, save for
12:09
the occasional metallic clang of the weapons
12:11
and chains they carry. Because
12:15
tonight, they are going slave hunting.
12:18
With Rome's authority waning, there are rich
12:20
and easy pickings to be had. The
12:23
most prized are young women, who can double
12:25
as wives and laborers, or boys big enough
12:27
to follow orders and get the work done.
12:30
But there's every chance their house they're targeting
12:32
will include grown men. And
12:34
that's when things can get messy. The
12:43
sailor speedily strides up the beach and along
12:45
a rocky path that leads onto farmland. Squelching
12:48
across a muddy field, he
12:50
hears a distant sound. He
12:54
alerts the crew, who quickly slip down
12:57
out of sight for a moment. Wary. The
13:00
Romans might be gone, but local militia
13:02
still patrol these parts, looking for gangs
13:04
exactly like this one. The
13:07
moment passes, and they continue crossing the
13:10
field to the smart two-story villa surrounded
13:12
by a low wall. The
13:14
sailor vaults it in a single motion. He
13:18
creeps to the smart main house and tries the
13:20
door. It is held in
13:22
place by a plank of wood, but
13:24
it splinters when he leans forcefully against it.
13:28
The men creep inside, across a clean
13:30
stone floor and past the dying embers
13:32
of a fire. While
13:34
some check downstairs, the sailor climbs the wooden
13:37
stairs and into a room from where he
13:39
can hear snoring. Here
13:42
there is a youth, deep in sleep. Sixteen
13:45
years old are the guests and healthy-looking.
13:48
The sailor gestures to the men behind him,
13:50
who quietly follow him inside. They are already
13:52
bearing down on the boy when he awakens.
13:55
Before He can cry out, the sailor claps his hand
13:57
over his mouth while the others grab his arms. Another
14:00
raider comes into report to the boy
14:02
is alone in the house, his parents
14:04
it seems or away on business. A
14:08
gag the boy and. A
14:10
chain is fastened round his neck,
14:12
then manhandle him down the stairs
14:14
and into the courtyard. Before long
14:17
more victims appear. servants rounded up
14:19
from the outside accommodation. They
14:21
are joined together with three foot long
14:23
chains and frogmarched back to the bus.
14:27
For the sailor it is a good
14:29
night's business but for those in chains
14:31
it is the end of their lives.
14:33
As a note, none will have a
14:35
self of for than the boys. Until
14:39
now he has enjoyed a life of
14:41
relative comfort and ease. The for this
14:44
boy whose name is Pat. On.
14:54
The. Voyage from Britain to island takes a
14:56
day or two. But. Soon green
14:58
hills emerge on the horizon. The.
15:00
Boats ahold and to shore, and Patrick
15:02
and the other captives are unceremoniously thrown
15:04
out. On green thirsty.
15:07
Patrick. Struggles to keep pace as he is
15:09
rude much to slave market and the nearby village.
15:13
His. Team Bravura. Quickly. And
15:15
the way. Men: Circle
15:17
around sneeringly inspecting that.
15:20
He. Flinches when they squeeze his biceps to
15:22
gauge strengths are poke their fingers in
15:24
his mouth deceased. A
15:27
discussion between buyers and sellers on us
15:29
haggling of a price. Cannot
15:32
understand the language and doesn't want to think how
15:34
much so have little his life is considered to
15:36
be was. A. Couple of
15:38
minutes later. And the deal is done. He
15:42
has been bought by summer in the north west of
15:44
the country. Probably. Around where County
15:46
Mayo is today. He.
15:48
Soon on the move, again rattling about in a
15:50
rickety old of strong card and then back on
15:53
his feet for attractive what will be his new
15:55
home. His. legs a with
15:57
the effort but each time his pace
15:59
slows or his shoulders slump, the
16:01
point of a blade pushes him on. He
16:04
dares not make a sound in protest or catch the
16:06
eye of his new owner. He
16:10
senses that he is not only being introduced
16:12
to a new country, but to an entirely
16:14
different way of life. The
16:16
distance between Ireland and Britain may be small,
16:19
but the cultural differences are vast.
16:24
Ireland was a very agricultural society
16:26
as it still is today. There
16:28
were cattle, there were sheep, and
16:30
because of the Gulf Stream, it
16:33
never got particularly cold, at least
16:35
it didn't snow and ice too
16:37
much in Ireland. And so it
16:39
was a rich agricultural place. It
16:41
traded with the Roman Empire. They
16:44
exported probably cattle and especially Irish
16:46
dogs, Irish wolfhounds. And so there
16:48
was trade that had gone on
16:50
for centuries, but it was an
16:52
entirely different world to use
16:55
the word uncivilized and barbaric. That
16:57
probably isn't stretching it too far.
16:59
It was a very, very different
17:01
place than the civilized Roman Empire.
17:05
Irish culture, Irish society was set
17:07
up according to tribes. There were
17:10
at least a hundred independent tribes
17:12
in Ireland. They were always fighting
17:15
with each other. Sometimes
17:17
they would cooperate with each other.
17:19
Sometimes they wouldn't. It
17:21
was a society of warriors where
17:23
the kings and the warriors were
17:25
on the top and there were
17:27
farmers, there were laborers. Patrick
17:31
has grown up with stories about the ferocity of the
17:33
Irish. Back in the 360s, they, along
17:36
with the Picts and Saxons, had launched wave
17:39
after wave of attacks on British soil. There
17:42
were plenty of people in Patrick's own town who
17:44
still shared stories of their battles with the
17:46
invaders. The Irish, they
17:48
would whisper after a drink or two, by
17:51
devils. Not that
17:53
forced labor is anything new to Patrick, whose
17:55
own family enslaved people. It
17:58
is the way of the world. Rumor
18:00
has it that life in chains in Ireland is
18:02
harder than in Roman society. For
18:04
starters, here it is impossible to work
18:07
your way out of servitude. Patrick
18:09
can harbor no hope of ever buying his way back
18:11
to freedom. The
18:17
farm on which he finds himself is far more primitive
18:19
than the one his family owns. None
18:22
of the multi-story stone buildings and sturdy
18:24
perimeter walls here. The
18:27
family that own it live in a round
18:29
house constructed from mud, clay and
18:31
branches with a conical roof of reeds to
18:33
keep out the rain. Around
18:36
their land is a fence of sharpened wooden
18:38
poles. He feels like he's
18:40
stepping backwards in history. Patrick's
18:42
job is to look after the sheep. It's
18:46
a lowly position in an agricultural hierarchy
18:48
where cows and pigs are considered more
18:50
important. The shepherd can have no
18:52
doubt about his place in the social order. Life
18:58
is governed by the seasons. In
19:01
the springtime he helps with the lambing and
19:03
the castrating of rams. In
19:06
the summer he shares the flock. In
19:08
the winter it's time for the slaughter. The
19:10
rhythm of life that the highborn Patrick never
19:13
expected to be a part of. At
19:15
night he shares a rudimentary hut with
19:17
his animals. The smell, especially
19:19
on a hot summer evening, can be overwhelming.
19:22
But heat is not usually the
19:24
problem. It's
19:26
the coldest and wettest part of
19:28
Ireland. And Patrick writes that he
19:30
spent seven years there as a
19:32
slave and his main job was
19:34
herding sheep in the mountains. And
19:36
he was left alone with the
19:38
sheep to guard them from wolves.
19:40
There were still wolves in Ireland.
19:42
And he writes about what an
19:44
absolutely miserable life it was. He
19:47
was freezing cold most of the
19:49
time and wet and it was
19:51
just a miserable situation. terrible
20:00
life. Sometimes he spirals
20:02
into deep depression, mourning for the life
20:04
he once had, for his
20:06
warm bed on the estate, lavish meals
20:08
and comfortable clothes, even the chance
20:11
to work at his lessons. The
20:13
days roll into each other. The
20:15
weeks turn into months and years. Patrick
20:18
realizes that if he doesn't want to spend his life
20:20
wallowing in all that he has lost, he
20:22
must attempt to make the best of the lot he has been
20:24
given. Now he starts to
20:27
use the few social interactions he has to
20:29
pick up some of the local language, a
20:32
bid to reduce his isolation. He
20:34
begins a spiritual re-engagement too, turning
20:37
his back on the cocksure youth who not so long
20:39
ago had been rolling his eyes with his mates in
20:41
church back home. Now he
20:44
prays not just once or twice a
20:46
day, but almost constantly as
20:48
his faith deepens. He
20:50
fasts too, denying his body
20:52
food both as an act of purification
20:54
and as a recompense for previous sins.
21:00
As Patrick tells it, he is asleep
21:02
one night in his dank hut when
21:04
he hears a voice from somewhere. It
21:06
tells him that he has been doing well in his religious
21:09
observance and that he will be going home soon. Without
21:12
hesitation, he believes that these are
21:14
the words of God Himself. In
21:16
this period, adherents of many different
21:19
religions believe dreams provide the perfect
21:21
environment for divine intercession, the
21:23
following night he goes to bed with eager
21:25
anticipation of another message that he is not
21:27
disappointed. The voice returns, confirming
21:30
that he will shortly be on his way
21:32
home, but there is additional detail this time.
21:35
His ship, the voice tells him, is
21:37
ready. What
21:39
can this mean? What ship? How is
21:41
he meant to find it? If he
21:44
failed to try to escape, he could face execution.
21:46
There are the harshest punishments for anyone
21:49
aiding an escape too, so whatever
21:51
he might do, Patrick knows he will have to go it
21:53
alone. It seems an impossible
21:55
challenge. But
21:57
though the odds are against him, his faith is
21:59
strong. certain that he has
22:01
been given a message from God, Patrick
22:03
is determined to follow its instructions.
22:12
Patrick steals away from his hut in the
22:14
dead of night without a word. The
22:16
fewer who know of his scheme, the lower the
22:18
danger to everyone. With no possessions
22:21
of note, all he carries is enough food and drink
22:23
to last him a day or two. His
22:26
plan is to travel cross-country, bypassing
22:28
the most populous places to avoid
22:30
detection. The nearest useful ports
22:33
are in the south of the country, not far
22:35
off 200 miles away. To
22:37
get there, he must contend with
22:39
mountains, wide rivers, and muddy bogs.
22:43
When his food runs out, he takes to
22:45
foraging and fishing, making do with
22:47
whatever meager rations he can gather. It
22:50
is summer, so at least he doesn't have the colds
22:52
to worry about. But there
22:54
are wild animals and most dangerous of all,
22:57
humans. Now
22:59
a fugitive, he knows there is a
23:01
price on his head. But
23:04
if he has nothing else, he at least has plenty
23:06
of time to reflect. Despite
23:08
the dangers and hardships, his faith doesn't
23:10
waver, and after several weeks of journeying,
23:12
he arrives at a port. So
23:17
he flees across Ireland and he talks
23:19
about fleeing about 200 Roman miles, which
23:22
is the entire length of Ireland.
23:24
So if he's up in Mayo,
23:26
he's fleeing somewhere down near Cork
23:28
or on the southern coast. He's
23:32
more careful than ever. His
23:34
Romano-British accent is an instant giveaway that
23:36
he does not belong here. It
23:39
would not take long to figure out that someone dressed
23:41
like him with that accent is
23:44
likely an enslaved man on the run.
23:55
On the bustling dockside, traders haggle
23:57
over the price of the jugs of wine
23:59
and saltfish that has just landed. A
24:02
child in tunic and leggings chases a
24:04
puppy. But Patrick keeps
24:07
a low profile, trying to
24:09
look inconspicuous next to a wooden hut
24:11
and avoiding all eye contact. He
24:14
is watching a ship readying itself
24:16
for a long voyage. It's
24:20
larger than the one that transported him to Ireland all
24:22
those years ago. Big
24:24
enough to accommodate a crew of 20. It could
24:28
be the ship from his divine message.
24:31
A dozen men are loading supplies on board,
24:33
grumbling to each other about the heavy lifting.
24:37
Might this be his ticket? He
24:40
decides to chance his luck. He
24:42
approaches the captain and asks if he might
24:45
have free passage in return for labor. The
24:47
captain stares at him, nonplussed. He
24:50
takes in his raggedy dress and Patrick fears he
24:53
suspects the truth. But
24:55
the captain just shrugs his shoulders and says that
24:57
he already has a crew. He
25:00
doesn't need the hassle of taking on anyone new, especially
25:03
if they're someone else's property. Patrick
25:06
pleads with him, but the captain turns his
25:08
back and gets him with directing his men. Crestfallen,
25:13
exhausted, Patrick walks away.
25:16
It is an effort not to cry. What
25:19
else can he do? Has he not
25:22
followed his lord's orders? And to what end?
25:24
To be stranded here, an outlaw in a
25:26
strange place, a hostage to fortune.
25:31
He hardly notices the footsteps coming up
25:33
behind him and jumps when
25:35
he feels a hand on his
25:38
shoulder. It is one of the sailors from the
25:40
ship. The captain has changed his
25:42
mind about that extra pair of hands, he
25:44
explains. They're almost ready to leave
25:46
and once they're at sea, no one's
25:49
gonna care who's on board. If
25:51
there are questions asked later, the captain
25:53
will deny all knowledge of escaped slaves.
25:57
Patrick doesn't need asking twice. He rushes
25:59
back to the ship. the vessel with his new
26:01
shipmate and begins heaving supplies on board.
26:04
There is the sound of barking from within the
26:06
vessel, the cargo of wolfhounds being
26:08
taken to sell in Britain. It
26:11
is not long before the dockside is clear and
26:13
the ship ready to set sail, but
26:16
before he is allowed on, Patrick is given
26:18
an order. He is
26:20
told to suck each of the crew's
26:22
breasts. For sailors of this
26:24
time it is not such a strange request, a
26:27
sort of initiation ceremony designed to bond
26:29
them to each other before they face
26:31
whatever lies ahead. To Patrick though,
26:34
it is a pagan custom that conflicts with
26:36
his own Christian faith. His
26:39
refusal is met with some grumbles of annoyance from
26:41
the crew, but time is pushing on,
26:43
so he is forgiven this time. While
26:46
the sun is still high in the sky,
26:48
the ship's ropes are untied and
26:50
the vessel casts off. Patrick
26:55
is homeward bound. They
27:03
sail for three days and then
27:05
set out on another cross-country trek. For
27:08
what seems like weeks, they hike across
27:10
expanses of open countryside, over hills, across
27:12
rivers, and through marshland. The crew soon
27:14
uses up all their supplies and begin
27:17
to gripe with hunger. Patrick
27:19
comes in for some particular baiting from the
27:21
captain. If your god
27:24
is so great, he says, what is
27:26
he going to do for us? Patrick,
27:28
as ever, turns to prayer. And
27:31
a day or two later they are seemingly answered. The
27:34
group stumble upon a herd of pigs and
27:37
embark on a two-day feast. There
27:41
is wild honey too, although
27:43
when Patrick learns that it has already been
27:45
offered up to his companions pagan gods for
27:47
blessing, he refuses to eat it. With
27:51
their energies renewed, the rest of the
27:53
journey goes smoothly and Patrick finds his way
27:55
back to his family. Like
27:58
the prodigal son, he is welcome. back
28:00
with open arms and more feasting. But
28:03
he is no longer the callow youth they once
28:05
knew. His mother barely
28:07
recognizes the tall, strong, pious man that
28:09
her son has become, exhausted
28:12
both physically by his forced labor
28:14
and mentally from the trauma he has suffered.
28:17
He says that his parents were overjoyed
28:19
to see him. They had assumed that
28:22
he had been dead because nobody ever
28:24
returned from Ireland. Patrick is the only
28:26
person we know to have ever escaped
28:28
slavery from Ireland and returned to Britain.
28:30
So he is there. He settles
28:33
back in to his life at
28:35
the villa. But it's not comfortable
28:37
for him anymore in many ways
28:39
because he's seen a different world.
28:42
Thrilled to have his heir back in
28:44
the fold, Patrick's father attempts to groom
28:46
his son for the responsibilities that will eventually
28:48
come his way. But years of
28:50
vital education have been lost. It
28:53
is difficult to know whether that gap can be
28:55
closed. There
29:00
is a further complication too. Patrick's
29:03
father may be a deacon, but
29:05
Patrick's own religious calling is on
29:07
another level entirely. One
29:09
night, shortly after his return, he
29:12
reports another vision while lying in bed. A
29:15
man named Victoricus comes from Ireland
29:17
laden with letters and plucks one
29:19
from the pile, breaks its seal,
29:21
unraveling it, and handing it to
29:23
Patrick. It is headed, Voice
29:26
of the Irish. Patrick
29:28
says he suddenly hears a choir of voices
29:30
addressing him as if from the letter. They
29:33
call out, Holy Boy, the
29:36
nickname he had received as a slave. The
29:38
chorus bids him to return to Ireland
29:40
and walk among them, just as Jesus
29:42
had taught to love your enemies in
29:45
the Sermon on the Mount. Patrick
29:47
says, No way am I going to
29:49
go back to Ireland. These people kidnapped
29:52
me. They treated me horribly. That's the
29:54
last place that I want to go.
29:56
But he keeps having these dreams, and
29:58
God keeps telling him, The Irish
30:00
need you. We really
30:02
don't know a lot about the
30:05
period between when Patrick leaves Ireland,
30:07
when he escapes Ireland, and when
30:09
he returns. And
30:11
so eventually Patrick says, okay, I
30:13
will do it. But he
30:15
can't just pack up and head back
30:18
to Ireland. He needs to be trained.
30:20
And so he had to spend at
30:22
least several years training for
30:24
the ministry, learning, getting
30:26
ordained, first as a deacon, and then
30:28
eventually as a priest. And he could
30:30
have done this in Britain. There
30:33
were bishops in London and in York
30:35
and several other places. Or he could
30:37
have gone to the continent and done
30:39
it in Gaul or even Italy. But
30:42
probably he trained to be a priest
30:44
in Britain. And then finally,
30:46
after a number of years, and we
30:48
don't know how long, he sets sail
30:50
and goes back to Ireland. In
30:54
431, a flotilla of small boats moored
30:56
up on a stretch of rocky coast
30:58
beneath Dublin Bay in the shadow of
31:01
the Wicklow Mountains. The
31:03
sailors decamped to a nearby cove led
31:05
by a man named Palladius, an envoy of
31:07
the Pope. Palladius
31:10
has just been appointed the first bishop
31:12
of Ireland and is charged with converting
31:14
the country's pagan masses. But
31:16
it is far too big a job for one man
31:18
alone, so he's come with assistance to
31:20
help spread the word. While
31:23
we do not know for sure, it is
31:25
a fair guess that Patrick travels with him. Maybe
31:28
in his mid-30s by now, Patrick is still full
31:31
of zeal and has several years training in the
31:33
church under his belt. But even
31:35
with his prior knowledge of the country and its people,
31:38
there's a lot of work to be done. In
31:43
Ireland, before Patrick got there, before the
31:45
Roman missionaries got there, it
31:47
was very much a part of the
31:50
general Celtic religion, which had stretched all
31:52
the way across Europe. They were polytheistic,
31:54
they had many different gods, and the
31:57
religion was overseen by a class of
31:59
people. priests called the Druids,
32:01
which could be either male or
32:03
female. But the Druids were the
32:05
ones who did the sacrifices. They
32:08
acted as intermediaries. They acted as
32:10
judges. And so it was a
32:12
religious society, very religious in many
32:14
ways, but it was much more
32:16
like the old pagan Greeks and
32:19
Romans than like Christianity. Palladius'
32:22
involvement in the mission, however,
32:24
is unspectacular. It
32:26
is not long before he drops out of
32:28
the historical record and Patrick takes over as
32:30
the church's main representative in Ireland. His
32:34
mission is twofold, to
32:36
protect the relatively small pool of existing
32:38
Christians and to add to
32:40
it by converting non-believers. Much
32:43
of his work is focused in the north
32:45
of the country, especially around Ammar. Patrick
32:47
was not the first Christian in Ireland.
32:50
He was not even the first Christian
32:52
missionary in Ireland, but he
32:54
was the first one we know about
32:57
to go to the northern part of
32:59
the island. There previously were Christians working
33:01
as missionaries in the southern part, and
33:03
we know that a number of the
33:06
people who had been kidnapped from Britain
33:08
over the years were Christians, especially the
33:10
women. Elsewhere
33:13
in Europe, the church is ripping
33:15
itself apart with esoteric doctrinal debates,
33:18
such as the extent to which Jesus should be
33:20
regarded as human or divine. Patrick,
33:22
though, adopts a much simpler message.
33:25
He concentrates on the idea of a
33:27
single, created God and preaches
33:30
a credo of love and grace.
33:33
It is a step change from the magical
33:35
mythology of the many Celtic gods. But
33:39
not all his fellow bishops back in Britain are
33:41
fully supportive of his efforts. We
33:43
get the feeling from his letters that not
33:46
everybody was particularly thrilled about it. Many
33:48
of them wanted nothing to do with
33:50
the Irish, but enough of them approved
33:53
of Patrick's mission so that he went
33:55
back to Ireland with the full support
33:57
of the church. His
34:01
ministry relies on the hospitality of others.
34:04
Moving around with no more than a handful of followers
34:06
to spread the gospel, Patrick stays in
34:08
strangers' homes where he also conducts
34:10
services. But changing hearts
34:12
and minds is a slow process, strewn
34:15
with obstacles. He
34:18
did not sweep across the island and
34:20
convert everybody to Christianity, not at all.
34:22
He had to work very slowly because
34:24
Ireland was divided into independent tribes and
34:26
so he had to do it tribe
34:28
by tribe. He could not cross tribal
34:30
boundaries without having some sort of Irish
34:32
noblemen with him. And so what he
34:35
would have done is gone to the
34:37
king of a particular tribe and offered
34:39
gifts to the king and said, may
34:41
I preach here? And the king would
34:43
have said yes or no. But
34:45
enough of them said yes that he
34:47
was able to establish a ministry. He
34:50
was able to establish churches and he
34:52
was able to have some converts. And
34:54
he talks about having hundreds but that
34:56
probably took quite a few years to
34:58
do it. He increases
35:01
his flock among the enslaved, many of
35:03
whom are Romans and Christians anyway. But
35:06
he has some success among the indigenous community too,
35:08
not least among the higher ranks. Eventually,
35:11
it comes to count the sons and daughters
35:13
of Irish kings among his followers. Women
35:18
of all ranks prove a natural constituency
35:21
for him. By urging
35:23
as many of them as possible to maintain
35:25
their virginity and become brides of God. His
35:28
message can sound austere to a modern ear.
35:31
But to some well-born women destined to
35:33
be married off into strategic unions,
35:36
dedicating oneself to Christ and taking oneself
35:38
out of the marriage market is
35:40
an appealing option. Similarly
35:43
to the enslaved whose bodies were considered the
35:45
property of their masters, the
35:47
idea of sexual abstinence is a welcome
35:49
one. Devotion to Christ becomes
35:51
a means of winning back some bodily
35:53
autonomy, at least
35:55
psychologically. The
36:00
ones who suffer most are the slaves. They
36:04
face rape and constant threats, but suffer
36:06
this abuse bravely. God
36:08
gives these women the grace to follow courageously
36:10
in His path, even though they
36:12
are forbidden to do so. With
36:15
the top of His head shaved in the Roman
36:17
fashion and carrying His bishop's staff, He
36:19
moves from community to community, bearing
36:22
gifts of woolen cloaks or jars of
36:24
wine and holding worship services in people's
36:26
homes. He conducts
36:28
baptisms for the converts too. The
36:31
new believers strip naked, a customary Christian
36:33
tradition of the time, to represent new
36:36
life as if newborn. They
36:39
turn, first west to renounce the devil,
36:42
then east to receive the creed and
36:44
affirm the faith. Then
36:46
Patrick pours water, warmed in a small
36:48
cauldron over them, and anoints their
36:50
foreheads with oil. Eventually,
36:53
He has enough followers to start
36:55
building simple but permanent wooden churches
36:57
too, for this putting down
36:59
of roots doesn't go down well
37:01
with everybody. He
37:04
actually gets in a little bit of
37:06
trouble because the sons and daughters of
37:08
the nobility that convert to Christianity, their
37:11
parents don't like this. And especially the
37:13
women who He converts, those who decide
37:15
that they want to become nuns, they
37:18
want to become celibate nuns. This messes
37:20
up everything. They had been pledged in
37:22
marriage years before. And so
37:25
Patrick gets a lot of grief
37:27
from people in Ireland who are
37:29
members of the nobility, the people
37:31
in charge for his work. So
37:33
he talks about being beaten regularly,
37:35
he talks about being kidnapped, he
37:37
had a really, really hard time. By
37:42
the second half of the fifth century, Patrick
37:45
has established a significant congregation spread through
37:47
the north of Ireland in particular. Now
37:50
a band of raiders arrive from Britain
37:52
under the ruler of a local Christian
37:55
leader called Carroticus. He
37:57
is one of a new breed of local strongmen who
37:59
have emerged in Britain to fill the power vacuum
38:01
left by the collapse of the Roman Empire, a
38:04
process that culminates with the fall of the
38:07
last Western Roman Emperor in 476. It
38:10
is a spring day and Patrick has just
38:13
finished a baptism service for a clan comprising
38:15
several extended families. Everyone
38:17
is in good spirits and Patrick is looking forward
38:19
to a few well-earned days of quiet after Easter.
38:23
Shortly after his new converts leave, a
38:25
messenger arrives at the door of the church where he's
38:27
been staying. The messenger is red-faced
38:30
as he breathlessly delivers his news. The
38:33
converts, he says, have been attacked on
38:35
their way home. It
38:39
is carnage. Most of the men
38:41
are dead. The women and children,
38:43
still in their baptismal robes and with a
38:46
sweet scent of anointing oil clinging to them,
38:48
have been kidnapped and taken back to
38:50
Britain. Patrick is furious. How
38:53
can this happen? He knows from
38:55
bitter experience the terror of those poor people. He
38:57
has spent years of hard work to spread the
38:59
word and now it threatens to be all undone
39:02
by one of his own countrymen and
39:05
is supposed to christian the man. Patrick
39:09
opens up a line of communication with
39:11
Carroticus, desperate to negotiate a return
39:13
of the prisoners and their property. Carroticus,
39:17
however, laughs the suggestion off. Incensed,
39:20
Patrick writes an open letter to him.
39:23
He tells Carroticus and his followers that their
39:25
crimes have made them citizens
39:27
of hell. Patrick
39:33
writes a letter to Carroticus and to
39:35
his soldiers and he says, how can
39:37
you do this? You are like wolves.
39:40
These are your brothers and sisters. Send
39:43
them back. You have to stop this. But
39:45
they just laugh at him. They want nothing
39:48
to do with Patrick because they consider the
39:50
Irish subhuman. The
39:53
episode deeply wounds Patrick who
39:55
fears that the wicked with their evil deeds have
39:57
won. Worse still, he finds
39:59
himself in a receiving condemnation from his
40:01
own Christians,
40:19
he really is overstepping his
40:21
bounds. They get very upset, very
40:23
angry with him. Those
40:26
who had never really supported his mission to Ireland
40:28
see their chance for revenge. They
40:30
send a list of charges against him and summon him
40:32
back to Britain. One
40:35
of his supposed crimes is the use of
40:37
gifts from his congregation to bribe local chieftains
40:40
to let him preach in their communities. Patrick
40:42
considers it a means of doing God's greater
40:45
work, but his opponents claim it
40:47
is a misuse of church property. Even
40:50
more seriously, they say they
40:52
have evidence of a terrible sin that he committed
40:54
when he was 15 before he was
40:56
kidnapped. It seems a friend
40:58
in whom he confided must have betrayed his
41:01
secret. This
41:03
is a terrible sin, but the
41:05
problem is they don't identify what
41:07
it is. So it must have
41:09
been something scandalous, murder, idolatry, something
41:11
we don't know about. Patrick
41:14
feels utterly let down by the people he
41:16
had once considered friends and collapses
41:18
into a spiral of depression. But
41:21
he will not be broken. He writes
41:23
back to the bishops refusing to return home. My
41:26
work is here in Ireland, he tells them, and
41:28
I will not leave until I'm dead. Presumably
41:31
the effort and expense required to chase
41:34
him down and bring him back eventually
41:36
deters his detractors. Though
41:38
disengaged from the church he loves, he's
41:40
free to carry on his life's mission. Patrick's
41:44
later years are as uncertain as any period
41:46
of his life. Just as we
41:48
do not know exactly when he was born, nor
41:51
do we know when he died. There
41:53
are different dates. Some people say in the 460s, maybe
41:56
even in the 490s, but we don't know. There
42:00
are plenty of stories that come along later
42:02
that want to tell us Patrick died and
42:04
was buried in down Patrick or over here.
42:07
And if you go visit Ireland today, you can
42:09
find three or four different graves of Patrick, people
42:12
who want to claim him. But we really
42:14
don't know what happened to Patrick or when
42:17
exactly he died. Nor
42:20
should we imagine that the island he leaves behind
42:22
is now a Christian country. When
42:25
Patrick dies, Ireland is still very much
42:27
pagan. The majority of the people are
42:29
not Christians at all. And it's going
42:32
to take two or three hundred years
42:34
before Christianity is really going to take
42:36
over. The stories that
42:38
came along later that said that Patrick came
42:40
in and he converted tens of thousands of
42:43
people in mass gatherings, that it didn't happen
42:45
that way. It was
42:47
a very slow process with Patrick
42:49
and with many other people working.
42:52
So it took Ireland several centuries
42:55
until it became fully Christian. For
43:00
many years after he dies, he's reduced to
43:02
a minor historical footnote, just one of
43:05
many missionaries who helped convert Ireland. But
43:08
about two hundred years later, in the
43:10
sixth and seventh centuries, there is a
43:12
power struggle within the Irish church with
43:14
rivals jostling to lead it. One
43:17
of the regional churches is that of Armagh, which
43:20
was probably founded by Patrick and has long been
43:22
associated with him. Armagh
43:27
makes Patrick its poster boy. His
43:30
life begins to be mythologized with Patrick
43:32
cast as hero and miracle worker. A
43:35
process that takes on a life of its
43:38
own as the decades and centuries pass. The
43:41
latter-day myths about Patrick don't
43:44
have a historical basis in Patrick
43:46
himself, but they do go fairly
43:48
far back in the legend of Patrick.
43:50
For example, when the story that he
43:52
drove the snakes out of Ireland isn't
43:54
true, there never were any snakes in
43:56
Ireland. If you go to the National
43:58
Museum of Natural History, history in Dublin.
44:00
You won't find any snakes there at all.
44:03
There never have been. But the idea
44:05
that he drove the snakes out is
44:08
just a symbolic way of saying he
44:10
drove the evil out of Ireland. Ever
44:12
since the book of Genesis, snakes have
44:14
been associated with evil. And the idea
44:16
that he used the shamrock, the three-leaf
44:18
clover to explain the Christian trinity, well,
44:20
that's nothing that we have in the
44:23
historical documents early on about Patrick
44:25
either. But that's actually more plausible.
44:27
It's a sort of thing that
44:29
Patrick might have done that any
44:31
good missionary might have done. And
44:33
so that's possible. But they're
44:35
both modern inventions. Regardless,
44:42
the movement to have him recognized as
44:45
a saint gains momentum. And by
44:47
the end of the seventh century, he is widely
44:49
accepted as the nation's patron saint. His
44:54
feast today falls on the 17th of March, which
44:56
some say is the date that he died. But
45:00
the reinvention of St. Patrick as a
45:02
cultural totem, the personification of Irish culture
45:04
in all its ancient and modern aspects
45:07
is far more recent. It's
45:09
rooted in the homesickness of Irish
45:12
expats thousands of miles from home
45:15
about a millennium later. It
45:17
was a minor religious holiday. It
45:19
was not a particularly big deal.
45:22
St. Patrick's Day, as we know it
45:24
now, was actually not invented in Ireland
45:26
at all. It was invented in Boston
45:29
and Chicago and New York and Sydney,
45:31
Australia. And it was invented
45:33
by Irish immigrants. So when the Irish
45:35
immigrants came over to America, for example,
45:37
in the 1800s, they
45:39
were not treated well. They were at
45:42
the bottom of the social class. So
45:44
they really wanted something to rally around,
45:46
somebody to rally around. And so they
45:48
began to hold the St. Patrick's Day
45:50
festivals. And it took
45:53
many years until they started dying
45:55
the Chicago River green and doing
45:57
such things. But eventually St. Patrick's
45:59
St. Patrick's Day became a big
46:01
deal in America and then spread to
46:03
Canada and to other places as well.
46:06
And eventually, even back to Ireland, I
46:08
remember going to Ireland in the early
46:10
1980s around St.
46:13
Patrick's Day and it wasn't that big
46:15
of a celebration, but you go over
46:17
to Dublin nowadays on St. Patrick's Day
46:19
and you can't get a room and
46:21
the pubs are just overflowing. Patricius'
46:24
journey from Romano, British slave, to
46:27
missionary, to patron saint, to international
46:29
figurehead of the Irish is complete.
46:32
His name today is less associated
46:34
with biblical teaching and more so
46:36
with national pride, carousing and festivities.
46:39
Quite what Patrick himself would make of that, a
46:42
man who suffered great deprivation and who preached
46:45
total devotion to God, is anyone's
46:47
guess. Next
46:56
time on Short History Off, we'll bring you
46:59
a short history of Frida Kahlo. I
47:05
personally don't like her being portrayed as
47:07
a victim because if you
47:09
see, I think Kahlo's image or you
47:12
know, endures because
47:14
she was able to break
47:16
a lot of taboos about women's
47:18
experiences, about, you know,
47:21
challenges to overcome illness,
47:24
you know, physical injury, both
47:26
exposing them and working through
47:28
this trauma in creative ways.
47:31
So I feel that this
47:34
resilience and her fighting attitude
47:36
and determination to enjoy life
47:38
despite of the difficulties she
47:41
encountered makes
47:44
her a powerful symbol as
47:46
she continues to speak to many different groups
47:48
and her iconic image
47:51
that, you know, that iconic
47:53
image that we know today
47:55
communicates strength and possibility for
47:57
change. time
48:00
on Short History Off.
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