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or I'd only my spot if I'd rather startling

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like that through the number one air and I

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judged. Other than that I'm you cannot Digital's.

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that. Well

1:06

go back to sit com dia de

1:08

a real play. Dungeons and Dragons

1:10

podcast recorded in front of a

1:12

fake studio audience. Today we're picking

1:15

up. On an adventure. An

1:20

adventure. Because your figured out

1:22

some pretty important information over

1:24

the course of the last

1:26

couple episodes you found out

1:28

that came Cicero isn't Chalices

1:30

biological father. Then you found

1:33

out who is your. Not

1:35

only that but you found

1:37

out where he resides. He's

1:39

been exiled. eggs. I'll a

1:41

small island way up north

1:43

that is going to definitely

1:46

be a mole tie day

1:48

journey. Y'all. Know that just by looking at him

1:50

and. Speaking. Of maps

1:52

and other tangible items that would help you

1:54

on an adventure, we're going to pick up

1:57

with you after you've left bottoms. On.

1:59

Your Way. The. To catch a

2:01

ship to get to is close

2:03

to exile as you possibly can.

2:06

So. In preparation for this

2:08

trip misadventure. I'm. Gonna ask

2:10

you when we pick up. What?

2:13

You're wearing and what you've brought along for this

2:15

adventure because you're not going to be able. To

2:17

say Oh and then I brought my big

2:19

spyglass and pull it out of your are

2:21

you looking at Ben? Are you looking a

2:23

band? When you're out walking about, we're all still

2:26

visit. The house

2:28

is quiet down quite and sounds. It

2:32

sounds speeding. And way

2:34

wrote. That. I. Was

2:38

really sleazy, more seeing

2:41

things to learn. A

2:45

fast metabolism or involve.

2:51

A roving home and

2:53

away. The

2:56

oh this is other. Below.

3:25

Freezing. Job.

3:33

Or in adventure mode as

3:35

you near the do that

3:38

are on the coastline here

3:40

at the very tip. Of

3:42

Frazier. So. While you're

3:44

on the move here and looking to

3:46

get your tickets for the ship, What

3:49

are we dressed like? What do we

3:51

have on our person? What did we

3:53

prepare for this? epic adventure? Moon.

3:56

Roots. As

3:59

it. There was one going to pause

4:01

were that's all you get know now

4:03

Software Architecture I. Bought. Mine is

4:06

way too specific, but it's for

4:08

that person out there who understands

4:10

we completely, whoever they may be,

4:12

tell us. Assessed like Nellie for

4:14

bus when she's in the sailor

4:16

costume and South Pacific, the musical

4:18

suggests a really oversized nineteen forties

4:20

sailor costume and she has a

4:22

trunk of snacks and clothes and

4:24

then a serpent. Understood.

4:27

And she's ready. He's really ready. For the

4:29

heart. Beats

4:31

were just below but are you

4:34

know to get gold? So he

4:36

has a fur coat that covers

4:38

his whole body out. When he's

4:40

not cold, it's open and the

4:42

speedo that is. there's a knapsack

4:44

that's filled with a lotta stuff

4:47

com of certain kinds of things.

4:49

Were to be broads. This is super

4:51

smart smart. And then

4:53

also he has a picture

4:56

of solace. when she was

4:58

a baby, even though shallow should. Be

5:01

has and he. Is

5:04

ripped in half with parents

5:07

rats yeah like a simple

5:09

the network. Don't worry little

5:11

the zealous within a sign

5:13

his hundred. And.

5:17

Or. Said. Ah,

5:20

definitely prefer the fact that Alright

5:22

or I or it's eyewitness other

5:24

Thatcher and had this big net

5:26

made and I'm carrying that on

5:29

my back filled with all sorts

5:31

of things. Moon Birds I really

5:33

strong pants Genes three pairs of

5:36

jeans and a four total jeans

5:38

and then also Rivers Zola and

5:40

Strong Tan and Strong Pants which

5:42

is also doing so Sixty Five

5:45

years. just? oh yeah, that's why

5:47

we as a Sacrifice. And then

5:49

finally I'm dressed like I'm ah the

5:51

mascot for any type of see Styx

5:54

so like I'm just were in and

5:56

knit sweater I get like they're the

5:58

captain's cap and that that. Nine

6:00

Grow in James. I'm also wearing jeans,

6:02

many exposure books like an old retired

6:04

man who is out fishing. yeah like

6:07

one of those classic fishermen half where

6:09

it as of disciplines a hoax all

6:11

over it. and man yeah a bass

6:13

with a bunch of pockets that is

6:15

filled with some stuff like a bunch

6:18

of things out an ass out. what's

6:20

your big thing carrying a bunch of

6:22

generic. So

6:24

many things I couldn't even list them

6:26

all out before. How many things I

6:28

have in their yeah, Help whole

6:30

thing and then waiter. okay rubber

6:33

pants. Were making so much noise as

6:35

were walking up since it. Is

6:37

as sick as electrically think I'm squeak in as

6:39

I move out of added or if you could

6:41

add me squeaking the whole time that the great.

6:44

And editor? can you added that out? With

6:48

Nora, you're gonna tell me how much as a group,

6:50

how much gold y'all brought on this trip with you.

6:53

You. Have access to off

6:55

hundred gold pieces, That

6:58

you can take from Bottoms Up. Now

7:00

if you take all one hundred. That

7:02

puts Bottoms Up in dire straits in

7:04

the sense that if anything happens or

7:06

goes wrong, have no money to fix

7:08

anything. There could be some real problems

7:10

if you just six fifty gold pieces.

7:12

He pretty much got a good nest

7:14

egg for Bottoms Up to run for

7:16

a good while. As long as you

7:18

think an adventure would take and so

7:20

it's up to you, I'm gonna give

7:22

your group ten seconds to decide how

7:24

much your take a sick, all that

7:26

male fifty. Plus

7:28

your throw it all at a

7:30

stripper dead? Ah good, Ah yes

7:32

you that as. Okay,

7:35

just as I did that once, maybe

7:37

twice. What about ten each? I think

7:39

we take fifty. We had twelve eats

7:41

and then we give to to Jennifer.

7:43

Okay. I

7:46

cast my vote for that. Okay I thought still for

7:48

one hundred but I feel like I'm I get up

7:50

and and will a huge. See. I'm kind

7:52

of on chalices ha ha to be

7:55

desired or somewhere to vote A Jennifer

7:57

was pretty excited about getting to go.

8:00

So I think the fifty gold one. Jennifer,

8:02

What about way more than that? We've

8:05

been in a bad place, was money before and

8:07

we always get out of it. Yeah, that's true

8:09

if you were to come to Jennifer before the

8:11

time was up maybe, but she agreed to the

8:13

first thing she heard. and so it's three to

8:16

two fifty gold pieces as what you're going to

8:18

be as his bones. We can you believe you

8:20

and me are the responsible one from the group

8:22

as this. And be say now little thing

8:24

over his nose and a little cap on

8:26

his head? Yeah yeah yeah. Sumida,

8:29

Roberti Sunblock on I Don't Learn.

8:32

A that is not outside our. Out

8:36

and bought. honestly not true that

8:38

which is spell was fades see

8:40

was lucy so y'all are squeak

8:42

it along to a sack that

8:44

looks like it's seen a lot

8:47

of water and seen a lot

8:49

of rain. Perhaps in is probably

8:51

been awhile since it's gotten a

8:53

make over, but there's a charming

8:55

little sign out front that says

8:57

tickets to see. Tickets

8:59

to see what the ocean. Sow

9:02

as no child south as

9:04

he ate. What I can be

9:06

funny on an adventure? Unbelievable. No,

9:09

trust me be in. Funny as

9:11

has a part of being out

9:13

see or you're looking to buy

9:15

some. Tickets had a we are. Sir

9:17

we are. Hey, what's cooking religion

9:20

for for tickets and one Raptors.

9:22

Gosh, We've got ships leading the docks

9:25

all day every day, as are certain parts

9:27

of lands that you're looking to get into,

9:29

Our tourniquet to eggs, Iowa or

9:31

anything that's clubs to exile quite.

9:33

A lot of stuff. Anything goes

9:36

directly to exile or to bid

9:38

out the way surprise even know

9:40

of it's existence. You. I'm

9:43

a bit of a cartographer and Susie's

9:45

myself so of course I would know

9:48

what and he kind of humbly gestures

9:50

to all these maps that look like

9:52

may be have been drawn by hand

9:55

behind him in his little shop. Wow.

9:57

Where the is drawn by hand. Your

10:00

notice to assist? Yes, they

10:02

are. Are they it all

10:05

accurate? Know they're beautiful. They

10:07

are stunning. Are

10:10

absolutely sign. A little scary to

10:12

hunt a little skill and is

10:14

that that's my mother on. The

10:19

zebra did add on on. Yeah.

10:28

How much to get the eggs

10:30

A isles. Yeah says no direct

10:32

we can opposite way to do away over

10:34

the weekend delay over I know exactly the

10:37

ships that will take years. You're gonna want

10:39

to go with puppies a sailor man. And.

10:41

His ship is gorgeous. It's the

10:43

Ss Sweet, be right on the

10:46

docks down there. He's a bit

10:48

of how do I put this

10:50

up politely. she's got. she's ah

10:53

bugger booze about him. He ah,

10:55

He's. A superstitious sorted out and so

10:58

you're gonna need a couple of things

11:00

as you're going to be able to

11:02

get on his ship. List them off

11:04

one the ship to get another is

11:07

a tropical singing bird for good luck

11:09

and a gift from the. In

11:13

the bird be the gift. Know. Now

11:16

each ticket is ten gold

11:19

pieces. Who did it on

11:21

hundred? Ah, Less

11:26

got rid of twelve of weakness of we

11:28

have. Ah,

11:30

Okay, so we strike a bargain, for

11:32

which I'm like, strike a bargain for

11:34

the tickets. Yeah, I mean

11:37

it's dandy baby. you can do it anymore.

11:39

And yeah, about ah, a bit of a

11:41

bundle. Can we do a bundle the oh

11:43

may be said of for for forty may

11:45

be for for twenty five. For.

11:47

For one, he five at a massive

11:49

discount. Ah, certainly by and for. What

11:52

about this? What? If you give us

11:54

a discount and I will take one

11:56

of your a lovely maps and imam

11:58

former printers chalice? maybe soon. The current

12:00

printers chalice and what if I promise

12:02

to hang it in a very special

12:04

part of the oh pretty good exposure

12:07

stuff could be at the Glass castle.

12:09

We can get your black mark i don't ask as

12:11

a spell. it. Gimme

12:14

a persuasion check. I'm on it with

12:16

advantage because he wants to get his

12:18

maps other. Twenty

12:22

Two. Well

12:24

then for that, I'm willing to

12:26

drop the ticket price to five

12:28

gold pieces per ticket. Whoa. And

12:30

then I'll throw ins or map.

12:33

For. Five more pieces and this

12:35

is the hand run ones that have

12:37

been admitted to not be inaccurate. Correct.

12:41

But that's fine. that's still a discount. For us,

12:43

raise Albert for for twenty five Correct!

12:46

I can't believe my heart of

12:48

that deal. Absolutely as a great

12:50

deal or right and what comes

12:52

inclusive with the ships to gets

12:54

of course is one tropical singing

12:56

bird for good luck. Oh and

12:58

a gift for that asked? Oh.

13:01

And what's the gift? Can we open it? Well

13:03

it would miss the see that's very personal.

13:06

Oh okay be forces open a waiter or

13:08

says i. Saw

13:11

you should be all set. It's the service

13:13

down on the dock on the right hand

13:15

side. Thank you so much Their. You

13:18

very helpful cause I do. What's

13:20

your day? By the way. Mind

13:22

or no one's us. My name

13:24

and year. Really? really? Gas. People

13:26

are just the worst. Are them

13:29

nice meeting you? Bye. See

13:31

ya punjab at Georgia Dorion that

13:34

she believes and around And

13:36

our ah. Stop

13:39

or said he touches map in

13:41

two years back as wells ssssss

13:43

you start making your way in

13:45

a direction that he pointed once

13:47

you can be a perception check

13:50

was as the easy said renter

13:52

we've had ever. Yes is gonna be

13:54

a breeze. And

13:56

natural went into oh thank

13:58

god you're here. Nine feet

14:00

and showers are holding hands. Yeah,

14:03

actually, whatever you don't know a

14:05

decent Allison doing were holding hands.

14:08

Goes for every episode in the past and

14:10

for. Specific: Love it. Okay

14:13

so jealous Ship Peace. All.

14:15

You really see is the main

14:17

road. It's just a nice road

14:19

that Carson things are taking with

14:22

a sign at the intersection where

14:24

pointing due west is a sinuses.

14:26

The ducks sab. however because you

14:28

gotta that's wanting leave your eyes

14:30

have said she says into that

14:32

have a hawk What you can

14:35

see on the horizon is where

14:37

the docs are you going to

14:39

see some of the sales way

14:41

out in the distance there may

14:43

three quarters of a mile. Or

14:45

four mile away, which again not that far

14:48

and you see that the road actually goes

14:50

out of the way to get to the

14:52

docks and if you just cut through this

14:54

field, you'd get there and a half the

14:56

time. Oh Circa. Ah

14:58

ruin. A short. Cut? Wait,

15:00

what was? Well, my eyes are

15:03

particularly good today despite the glasses

15:05

and I noticed that we can

15:07

just cuts is ill and the

15:09

way it's right. When

15:12

sub points to the field to grasses ham

15:14

and holds his hands. Of

15:17

wasn't say. Such

15:19

as nine a third that on

15:21

of. Kidnapping me

15:23

of that. It's nice. it's nice

15:25

and Jennifer's reading as high as

15:27

he can up near next to

15:29

chips other hand. Tools.

15:33

Is. Jealous that some seasick

15:35

pills said he would take

15:37

any Before we go. Yelena,

15:40

here's a breath mint. Dessert.

15:42

Eminence you have carved. In essence

15:45

you are. They

15:47

worth. So

15:50

you guys are walking through this

15:52

field and give me another perception

15:54

checks. Eleven.

15:57

Eleven Okay, beat your oldest. The

16:00

him year or two you're going to

16:02

get the most detail here. It looks

16:04

like a beautiful oh been field and

16:06

again to tell us at the scene

16:08

a bit. It is a beautiful day,

16:10

hardly a cloud in the sky but

16:12

I the cloud. Weird know right

16:14

now actually is our part is

16:17

Nascar. It is a beautiful day. like

16:19

a picturesque put it on the cover of

16:21

your math book kind of death. And

16:23

you are looking at this open

16:25

field that is relatively just flat

16:27

and as a bunch of beautiful

16:29

flowers. almost like you would like

16:31

paid to grow flowers here. and

16:33

they're all pink and purple use

16:35

and not only that but dead

16:37

ahead seems to be some fun

16:39

looking little tense and like makeshift

16:42

shops set up in the distance.

16:44

It looks very ideal. I kind

16:46

of like a day fair or

16:48

fast. Who's actually so many these

16:50

little tense at a creates like

16:52

a street in the. Field. And

16:54

there's a bunch of activities going on. And

16:56

all these people seem to be really

16:58

enjoying themselves. People are not dress formally

17:00

at all, doesn't seem like a business

17:03

conference of any kind. People are even

17:05

getting creative and seems to be like

17:07

making clothes out of reapers, the old

17:09

roads and armor and fun stuff like

17:11

that. A lot of people's clothing and

17:14

where's are actually died. Very colorful use

17:16

and people also have creative and experimental

17:18

tattoos and piercings. Septum piercing seems to

17:20

be particularly popular with this crowd seem

17:22

and there's just a different kind of

17:24

flow of traffic and. Miss Epicenter of

17:27

activity. Nobody's in a rush, everybody's

17:29

moving at their own pace, and

17:31

seem to be content and happy.

17:33

It's really fantastic. Now, What is

17:35

this? everybody? Give me one more

17:37

perceptions of. Sixteen.

17:41

Seven Nights. I

17:43

boxed of try particularly Chalice and

17:45

Sab. You're moving through this area

17:47

and everything looks cell phone and

17:50

ever having such a good time

17:52

and and saw look pretty cool.

17:55

You realize receiver perception checks something

17:57

about your very own process. Something.

18:00

His Warping The way in

18:02

which you are perceiving three

18:04

hours in a mostly positive

18:06

way. You both are able

18:08

to identify the fact that

18:10

you are hard drugs your

18:12

time. I mean. Hundred

18:15

specific hi that you're experiencing is

18:17

what would be the equivalent in

18:19

the real world to a marijuana

18:22

like. Who. Wow!

18:25

this guy's lead you to full day.

18:27

There's not even a card in the

18:30

sky. Cause.

18:33

I can I buy a magnet from

18:35

the festival before we go. And loved

18:37

by magnets of the place that I

18:39

am right now before I leave. Yeah,

18:41

totally on. Hold on. Hold. On. Of.

18:44

Of on. Obama. For every

18:46

take your post. Without was the

18:48

pulse. Mind going as his boss ago

18:51

when his ulcer going your personal post

18:53

p p two pp beef check your

18:55

people. That things always.

18:57

Both of you know these. Ah,

19:01

Ha! As

19:03

it's nine hours to indicate me too. I'm

19:06

high and I'd. We

19:08

we, We know now. We. We

19:10

we know now I am

19:13

on. Drugs

19:18

and I don't remember taking them.

19:20

Oh I did give you that

19:22

sea sick so maybe they'd gone

19:24

bad. That was an Eminem. But

19:28

I also. Hi. Okay,

19:30

and I did not have any

19:32

of those imminent. You have any

19:34

more of those actually. Tells

19:37

me going to sit. And

19:39

with that previous perception check that

19:41

your did when you also notice

19:43

is that Feel doesn't only does

19:45

have pink and purple beautiful flowers

19:47

but there are other things putting

19:49

on it as well. a sticky

19:51

little weed coming off the stock

19:53

that when you really concentrate hard

19:55

enough you could tell is giving

19:57

off some type of a row.

20:00

Or pheromone. It almost looks are

20:02

in a really hot day when

20:04

he waves are coming off. the

20:07

summer street is coming out of

20:09

these flowers and your started realize

20:11

that these plants this greenery is

20:14

probably didn't Y'all pretty high right

20:16

now. I've seen these before. These.

20:19

Are. These. Are. D.

20:25

Am I speaking Right now? I'm. Japanese

20:28

history said. Leave us

20:30

over at me like you are mad that

20:32

I was interrupting is. There. As

20:37

as a. Okay, With an

20:40

eight, You don't know the exact

20:42

botanical term professionally for this, but

20:44

you know that these aren't just

20:47

flowers. This is known to locally

20:49

as just weeds. They are weeds.

20:52

and that is exactly what's get

20:54

you guys up for time aiming

20:56

for twenty babies season? And

21:02

then a cast. my can trip

21:04

ah, Drood Crafts and I'm gonna

21:06

make a flower blossom! Ah, that's

21:08

beautiful. I'm gonna do

21:10

Fireball. was

21:14

a as shrugs when.

21:17

It detects thought straight on

21:19

Sep right now. With

21:23

them Sobibor I think so of

21:26

Fourteen Fourteen, or their headquarters. And

21:28

I rolled. A

21:30

seven. Years got him.

21:33

So what are your surface level thoughts?

21:35

Ship that beef, Years and his head.

21:38

On his car. The

21:43

from and cloud. Oh. My

21:45

God or just in a cloud or a

21:47

new arena card right now have a beef.

21:50

What is showing so much? More than.

21:54

My town. Or who suffer.

21:57

when we poke him and season own. And

21:59

to pump. The but. And

22:02

beef hearing all of this

22:04

still doesn't move. One best

22:06

blinks non that's probably not

22:09

the the links none. Zip

22:11

stands up and whispers and be fear.

22:14

but mostly showing. Is. That

22:16

okay. You. Think it's okay.

22:19

I like. Don't. Have tell.

22:23

Tells. You staring at them with her. I. sort of

22:26

now. Of

22:28

hey you guys look like you're having

22:30

a good times. You want to check

22:32

out some of the tunes. Better Planet

22:34

My car Oh my gosh cartoons yeah

22:36

that's right guard said oh. Hi I'm

22:38

John Chalice. Try to find a bowl

22:40

of cereal as fast as possible to.

22:42

Be a perception check for she's heard sprinting.

22:45

Or is with scientists? no one

22:47

else. Maybe Neil A waivers around.

22:49

Ah, Since. Nineteen.

22:52

Oh with a nineteen, you

22:54

don't see Uncle Meal but

22:56

you do see a stand

22:58

for Commander Crisp his axe

23:00

Lovers new lovers serial. So

23:03

there's a very short line if you

23:05

wanna grab some. it's probably good we're

23:07

in line, he or Ellen and your

23:09

next. Our. Guy has yeah

23:11

I will take your very sinus

23:14

cereal and I would like to

23:16

go place. You got it. You go.

23:18

There's a big bowl. Great.

23:21

For free my bosses news to to

23:23

smoke breaks. Sallis.

23:25

Leans over and give him such a

23:27

meaningful hug. She was going to

23:30

kiss. Know I've thought about the wow,

23:32

maybe. Have

23:34

a poker be spot. Enjoy!

23:36

Hi Atlases. Carts tins. I'm

23:39

ready now. So you get

23:41

to the cart tunes and it

23:43

looks like a socially a small

23:45

carriage but the wall of the

23:47

carriage because it's parked has a

23:49

com a makeshift many stage with

23:51

to curtains that part and you

23:53

see that there is a puppet

23:55

show happening but there must be

23:57

some sort of minstrel or barred.

24:00

The behind them or maybe even magic be

24:02

making the puppets moved his looks like someone's

24:04

hand should be like actually inside them. They're

24:06

not really marionette, but they are dazzling to

24:08

look out for. Colors and a little props

24:11

that they're using are fantastic and it looks

24:13

like this is a tale. It's all in

24:15

the song to tune and each to and

24:17

you're starting to catch on as about like

24:19

six minutes long. And this song and this

24:22

story. well actually let's see if you guys

24:24

are even cohered enough to take away something

24:26

from this. Any. Time that you are

24:28

met with what could possibly be a distraction

24:30

going to have you guys do a wisdom

24:32

saving throw here. Six.

24:36

Twelve. Eighteen Nineteen Okay,

24:38

so these are the mechanics

24:40

to what about to unfold

24:42

as y'all try to get

24:44

to the ship? There is

24:46

a scale of three different

24:48

levels. On this one baseline,

24:50

Y'all are high. Okay, beyond

24:52

that, you could be distracted.

24:55

Beyond that, you're straight up

24:57

last. Okay, and you're gonna

24:59

be one of those three

25:01

severity of high depending on

25:03

how you roll. When I

25:05

throw the world throws. A

25:07

distraction or so If you're just baseline hi

25:09

you know that you need you to the

25:12

ship quick and you me to everyone else

25:14

to do so as well. If you are

25:16

distracted it's than you're not thinking about the

25:18

ship as long as a distraction Sabbath if

25:21

you are lost you don't even remember the

25:23

ship exists of get. When. You're

25:25

in a position where you want

25:27

to keep things moving the way

25:29

that you can keep things moving

25:31

his by either spoiling the current

25:33

distraction for anything besides just like

25:35

a persuasive checkered talk to get

25:37

them became. So if you rolled

25:39

under a ten you are now

25:41

not only just hi, you are

25:43

distracted. If you're old Ababa ten

25:45

this pretty cool but of the

25:48

back your head you like we

25:50

gotta keep moving to as the

25:52

ship's gonna leave within the hour.

25:54

To guys ever. Think about that if

25:56

we plan says. A tree

25:58

on every grave. the whole world. With

26:00

the oil. In the air with the

26:02

how much. Sweeter. And.

26:04

When you agree. He. Would be bridges

26:06

was your please do not talk during. A

26:11

hearing Yeah, we are going on. Go

26:14

on this sub. Come on, let's go

26:16

Way. Worse. Before

26:19

it, Come on said Get up. Said.

26:22

Am I up? God and you can

26:25

tell it is kind of a climax

26:27

happening as is probably be end of

26:29

the song and it seems that a

26:31

cat and a dog who were really

26:33

getting along have been transformed and put

26:35

together to be one animal, a dog

26:37

cat and they are pretty happy now

26:39

here at the end of the song

26:41

and there are a lotta last along

26:44

the way and the curtains and clothes

26:46

and they prepare for the next June.

26:48

Let's. Get going. I got my moods. If

26:50

we need a break, those are now or

26:52

I can win so later what's it gonna

26:54

be? I think hold off for them back

26:56

into the net. To

26:59

going Com! Love her Know

27:01

everyone comes a day rid

27:03

of Rose oh my gosh

27:05

earlier years to come com

27:07

and you see that it's

27:09

like an entire plan was

27:11

like planet Earth that this

27:13

isn't Planet Earth but painted

27:15

above and says David Attenborough

27:17

Petting Zoo. And in

27:19

this little corral are a

27:21

bunch of very cuddly, fluffy,

27:23

fantastical animals. Everyone give me

27:26

a wisdom saving throw to see

27:28

how this distraction strikes you. Nine

27:31

Fourteen Twenty one I rolled a

27:34

sec. Okay sab you go back

27:36

to being just hi to eat beef

27:38

you just rolled a six. You are

27:40

now so distracted as long as your

27:42

ad david other boroughs petting zoo you

27:45

are not going to be thinking about

27:47

getting to is no. Way No How I

27:49

want to alarm one of those ponies. that

27:51

to me is a horse. Ssssss

27:54

Showers, You are distracted.

27:56

Tell us is gonna make a beeline for the

27:58

animal with the biggest. I've. If.

28:01

It's eyes plural. that would be

28:03

one of these. It's called a

28:05

Day our soon as much smaller

28:07

than a regular owl and and

28:09

loves the sun. And it's got

28:11

all white and gold sellers. Of

28:15

it tells his sprinting over

28:17

the that our oh my

28:19

god so is what are

28:21

you see it and oh

28:23

wow I see. Me:

28:28

For. And. Ears.

28:30

And and eyes. Lit! How did

28:32

you get outside of Me. And

28:34

be softened the pony like. It's him.

28:37

a you. Me but pony person?

28:39

Who Are you? To know where

28:41

I do believe I'm of of

28:43

oh whoa know I can tell

28:45

that you think it's the polito

28:47

have written on it. I'm Dave

28:49

are we are Go Okay love

28:51

the pony Very cool voice it

28:53

has ah beef towels. We oughta

28:56

mosey. Could tell us isn't even

28:58

gotten on the pony yet. You haven't written

29:00

any of the animals yet to be. I

29:02

have a snack in my pocket if

29:04

you come with. Us Dare you

29:06

be so condescending to nice?

29:10

If if if if if ssssss know

29:12

any friends Professor Fab was it a

29:14

that counts What snacks did you have

29:16

as you say that you brought anything

29:18

in your path now I just put

29:20

my hand in my pocket and around

29:22

that I had okay give me a

29:25

deception check. Seventeen!

29:27

Oh okay, so this really

29:29

looks like he's got a

29:31

tasty come to an assist.

29:33

This is making a perfect

29:35

update. Us.

29:39

Okay, you know, like

29:41

campers saying no to.

29:46

Take stupid of be a cupcake in there said

29:48

i swear on our friendship of you don't have

29:50

a cup taken their i'm gonna lose that I'm

29:52

gonna write about you my diary. Six

29:56

or so high. Fantasy

29:58

Fantasy The Our Parents. Please

30:01

put it back. The yea, I will.

30:03

I go. Oh my god I think of

30:05

a perfect as a perfect way to get

30:07

her to move on. So I helpers sue

30:09

the alloway, the freedom actually all the animals.

30:11

My daughter free all the animals and get

30:14

them as much as way Guys come on

30:16

so they are penned in Okay how are

30:18

you freed them? Will. Set as a cupcake

30:20

and his party doesn't assess his real the

30:22

or cupcake we can use that to load.

30:24

Of oh wait I can I use speak

30:26

with animals to all of them can I

30:29

just like yell and all animal. Yeah.

30:31

Oh. Like all out I'll cast that and

30:33

what I'm going to say to them is.

30:36

Go. To Freedom Through I'm going to.

30:38

I'm going to jump on this bandwagon

30:41

and hopefully get us going again. A

30:43

guy is one big pen. Math or

30:45

all. And yeah, guacamole. Use my axe

30:47

and smash the gate open. Yeah for

30:49

sure as sub is like suing them

30:52

to Freedom. Yeah, I roll. A

30:54

nineteen? okay yeah it's just really

30:57

like some makeshift kind of small

30:59

wooden posts with a sensing kind

31:01

of around it status smashed to

31:03

pieces easily. Fire axe and there

31:05

is a huge gaping hole to

31:07

freedom there and a ones closer

31:10

to getting sued. Gonna take some

31:12

quick steps out, a couple flow

31:14

seat with like unicorn horn and

31:16

a couple other fuzzy very adorable

31:18

creatures and once they take a

31:20

couple steps or leaps or strides

31:22

out the kind of just. Stop

31:25

And you started at the understanding

31:27

that like they're pretty free, like

31:29

they're super happy to be here.

31:31

Oh shit and bad really well

31:34

at a already feel free. Oh

31:36

yeah Oh so we did. Nothing

31:38

has got a cup begin with.

31:40

Keep going. I get a cupcake.

31:43

Okay, can weigh. Yourself a

31:45

crawl. A

31:47

success. These waves sir. The pigs

31:49

in the pig pen is easily

31:52

swayed and acknowledge that takes a

31:54

big but the. I

31:57

got cupcake and his my friends got a

31:59

cupcake for me. My

32:01

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32:03

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32:05

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32:07

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32:12

Ah, Yes,

32:15

I'm gradually don't live with pigs

32:17

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32:19

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to indy. As

35:01

you're move and says one compared with the

35:03

could begin as it is a true that

35:06

is that a cupcake and there's the disappointment

35:08

There is however you also see a sign.

35:10

And. On this sign it

35:13

reads very clearly one was the

35:15

last time you felt truly for

35:17

filled. Now. I'm going to be

35:19

wisdom saving check. Ten

35:23

exactly. Who. Charles one

35:25

at you Give me a tie breaker

35:27

on a ten. Three.

35:31

Charles, you're a straight up last. you don't even

35:33

remember there being a ship since. Great. I gotta

35:35

nine. Sub. You are now

35:37

distracted or see if you

35:40

do not remember that they're

35:42

are now honor roll been

35:45

employing Ah ah. My

35:47

God. Sober minded foods.

35:50

I'll go with in that twenty and just

35:52

being at the high level chip somehow. Maybe

35:54

it's because you're just bigger than everybody else,

35:57

or maybe you had more of a phase

35:59

in college. There you are, partaking in

36:01

the weed a lot more often. was cool.

36:04

You are sort of sober now. Oh, okay

36:06

with and that's why he hadn't. It was

36:08

possible. by the good, that's what he was.

36:11

You're just at the highest high level A

36:13

to I should say the lowest. You're sort

36:15

of sober. Okay, Super middleweight checks the time.

36:18

It's like less. Than fifteen minutes before

36:20

you gotta be on the said oh god

36:22

he said he couldn't access And so with

36:24

that, Yep, Yep, You know that you guys

36:26

really got to get there and you're only

36:28

about half way through this row of tense

36:31

and fun things happening. And everybody

36:33

else uses staring at that sign

36:35

and it is really making you

36:37

feel like you have to address

36:39

this and have an existential deep

36:41

thought. When. Was the last time you felt

36:43

truly for filled. Beef. Punches the

36:45

sign. S

36:47

I was basically my solution for the

36:49

thought of as is a sign of

36:51

flops over kind of free you from

36:53

oh Strachan a hard thing to dub

36:55

over see doesn't really get a chance

36:57

to think about a y'all are so

36:59

high that wanted disappeared it's like you're

37:01

even have object ever been a popular

37:04

like the these are a part I

37:06

gave them again I do I do

37:08

notice south as like started to drift

37:10

in no specific directions. I do grab

37:12

her his oh hi ah yes it

37:14

is. This is a romantic can hold.

37:16

Enough be directing your

37:18

eyes hi. I like you

37:20

so but. Hi hi serve our

37:23

our new also sub I

37:25

like. That the two of you

37:27

guys you daydream birth to. It's

37:29

is like been really nice to

37:31

see as soon as you guys come

37:34

together. I really. Like to keep

37:36

a secret anti war like that. I

37:38

knew that you two. Were really

37:40

banging hard at are we

37:42

have to pay an. Arm.

37:45

You know what? Their conversations for times

37:47

and this I do a different conversation

37:49

for a different times and now. He

37:53

wants his attacks at cells is thought.

37:59

I'd give. Wisdom saving throw jealous

38:01

and gotta be to fourteen Can.

38:03

I could be like my girl would tell me

38:05

like my girl would tell him. Okay,

38:11

so then what does beef here in his head

38:13

of chalices? That. Santa.

38:15

Ana. And.

38:19

That and. Haven't

38:22

had sex, Or

38:26

see the guys I I target of

38:28

this is by Jimmy was I'm sitting

38:30

here to see how you fair on

38:32

this distraction. O

38:34

Six. Nineteen. Sixteen.

38:38

Box. I was a assembler breakdown

38:40

about who would maybe be excited to see this in

38:42

real. Life. Experience

38:45

that so ship you are

38:47

completely sober yeah but with

38:49

a botch I was thinking

38:51

that a moose you down

38:53

to build suggs to serve

38:55

to distract us district know.

39:00

Y'all. Have gossipers. You're

39:03

not a big trouble to just read on

39:05

this does but if I do not as

39:08

doesn't hold up you except for how this

39:10

so go test. One song

39:12

yeah in then. When

39:14

I love with their songs are like three hours long.

39:17

Ssssss her for to give me

39:20

a our perception check. Oh I

39:22

love these guys! Sixteen.

39:25

Seventeen. Nineteen. With that

39:27

this sign does spell fish

39:29

the way they are thinking

39:31

P H I S H

39:33

So in this world that

39:35

just means really cool looking

39:37

face. So it's a big

39:39

tank of water filled with

39:41

very colorful fists. the kind

39:43

that you might find in

39:45

your dentist office just swimming

39:47

around having a blast. Now

39:50

is that a band playing

39:52

mind blowing music together? Not

39:54

necessarily, but is it beautiful?

39:56

To look at it is right now to

39:58

y'all I'm more excited about that. What

40:02

is it out to? I mean

40:04

either kissing are fighting. At

40:06

the same. Wow. That's a

40:08

good way. This is not good because

40:10

this one doesn't have an ad so

40:13

you're going to be full on distracted

40:15

or lost. The only thing that can

40:17

help you out of this would be

40:19

a luck check. Wow, so I'm gonna

40:21

let one of you give me a

40:23

luck check. None

40:28

of us. Every I give Amazon as a roll the

40:30

dice. It's a roll the dice and it has to

40:33

be a ten or higher and something might snap your

40:35

out of it. Now I'll I'll do it. I'll do

40:37

it. Suits Ah, now

40:39

I would rather be blamed then

40:41

have someone else carry the blame.

40:44

Wow. My God that are! Thought

40:46

about how fresh salmon us and

40:48

our food. Whoa! Billie

40:50

Joe. So they eat themselves.

40:53

For eating fish food has made a

40:55

fuss. No, I guess the moon Now

40:58

Thirteen Club Scout. Okay

41:02

with Thirteen, it's actually some

41:04

slight explosions happening above you

41:06

that make you look away

41:08

from the tank of fish

41:10

and you see beautiful, magical,

41:12

illusory fireworks kind of going

41:14

off in the day with

41:16

you think would be underwhelming,

41:18

but they almost create a

41:20

darkness around them as a

41:22

backdrop and then explode and

41:24

dazzling light before your very

41:26

eyes. Ah, and before you

41:28

know at your kind of

41:30

just walking. Towards those beautiful

41:32

exploding lights we all did you

41:34

all did something have started exploding

41:37

which is gonna take all your

41:39

attention Now you're close to the

41:41

and here there are only a

41:44

few more tense and activities and

41:46

things happening like a possibly distract

41:48

you on the way but as

41:50

is the case give your wisdom

41:53

saving throw to see if this

41:55

next thing to sex you. Can

41:59

again. Riera? Yeah, Tie

42:01

breaker. For. Came

42:03

through trousers, a tie, Fun!

42:06

Or Albany. Oh. Chip you

42:09

are her last explosions.

42:12

Hello James. Ah, fifteen

42:15

please. Oh. Sub. You

42:17

are just distracted. Like on and that twenty.

42:19

Oh. My we've

42:21

got you are sober.

42:24

Wait, We'll miss it out. If you're to

42:26

high and you will mar Twenty Beef your

42:28

heart set aside as well. State. Okay

42:32

so to recap right now: Chalice and

42:34

Beef You are high. What you know

42:37

you need to get to the ship

42:39

Like quick sab, you're distracted. Tip: You

42:41

are lost and so sad. That just

42:43

means whatever this is your in until

42:45

it ends and ship you probably didn't

42:47

comprehend what your letter. What

42:49

you're looking at is another card that's

42:51

been set up but this time it's

42:54

marion that that are performing when or

42:56

how hard a little girl and these

42:58

marionettes have little weapons of the realm

43:01

of those staff and another one has

43:03

to sort. They seem to be fighting

43:05

each other but you notice on closer

43:08

inspection they don't really have like the

43:10

strings going up. you see the no

43:12

one's above them and then you see

43:15

the two people are sitting in the

43:17

grass in front of it. Holding

43:19

those like wouldn't axes that control a marionette

43:21

in their hands and or must be a

43:23

magical tension in connection between them so that

43:26

when you move almost like a video game

43:28

controller and almost like you're playing mortal combat,

43:30

this is buried at Combat Fighter And ah,

43:32

smarter and iconic. My turn I grab it.

43:35

There's no. Next I grab her from whoever

43:37

a little kid is. Hobo. Demure

43:40

a strength check. Candor to see if we

43:42

can steal from this little kid. Please. Eighteen.

43:46

Okay yeah that comes right out of a good

43:49

chance. Also, he was not expected from a dusty

43:51

a bit about. Your

43:54

friend were to give it to talk to friend right now. And

43:58

he runs off and the other friend gets like. Scared

44:00

to and but his little marionette wooden axe down.

44:02

Ah runs. ah serves himself said some sense. have

44:04

I sit him down if he's not sitting down

44:07

as and I guess I'm on the cheek and

44:09

I had of a controller and I run the

44:11

controllers. For a second I just say. Hey

44:15

I'm a kick your butt. Just the

44:17

amount of so good at this hour.

44:20

his name will be fine for yeah

44:22

yeah. I hate to do that. We

44:24

got a we guy girl and I

44:26

don't want on over we have no

44:28

I've the Syrian my sweet plans I

44:30

would love that know and I saw.

44:32

Us or five me that I'd be.

44:34

Does it make an executive decision to

44:36

blow up these marionette? So he turns

44:39

around and he released Sad. Of

44:41

whoa boy would be cast sadder

44:43

can explode either mine or subs

44:45

an area that as if it

44:48

was like a fatality. more Mortal

44:50

Kombat definitely crazy way like things

44:52

my spine out or. Obese

44:57

uses Shudder. Ah and these objects aren't

45:00

going anywhere so there we don't have

45:02

any defence mechanisms. This thing is exploding

45:04

but it's just wanted to say happens

45:06

to be the one that sub is

45:08

playing and just slides. Said

45:11

it's you. I suddenly get to see

45:13

inside the marionette and America has bones

45:15

for some reason. like the looking at

45:17

as I say about it like you

45:19

watch each vertebrae snap and explode and

45:22

have it's own mini explosion all the

45:24

way to us. opposite skulls Explosion huge

45:26

would shrapnel some for the made up

45:28

flying around cel right. Oh

45:31

you said absolutely. Soldiers And then

45:34

by some miracle was a pile

45:36

of that would shrapnel falls to

45:38

spell. Flawless. Is actor it

45:40

and. Yes, I

45:42

reset it. Let's go wrong

45:44

route. find said to marry.

45:46

That's. Listen kid, that game was

45:49

freaky anyone? are. Not a good on the guy

45:51

that owns the I hope. He

45:54

does look like a D really does your not?

45:56

Cries of pants are a lot of a Dogs

45:58

were slow, had to split a propeller. Dot

46:00

answer my question, what size of pants

46:02

you were? Answer him thirty four. By

46:05

thirty two I got appear genes for.

46:10

This is not service down to five

46:12

genes. I've. Heard

46:14

that. so we hop and

46:16

it ships arms and we

46:18

put his ass and drive.

46:21

That far, but Zip is law so he goes

46:23

in the opposite direction. Their mouths odd, tell us

46:26

gets off, and then she puts her ass and

46:28

drive and she's rather. Vipers.

46:30

As soon as you left the field

46:32

all those feelings of euphoria from weed

46:34

and everything like that have dissipated and

46:36

you are for the most part either

46:39

just a little bit high or completely

46:41

so program. You have now made it

46:43

to the docks and you're running down

46:45

the far, the stock and right hand

46:47

side and you see that the ship.

46:49

They're pulling up, the rope ladder, the

46:51

bridge itself to get car go on

46:53

that's already been taken into the boat

46:56

and at this point if you don't

46:58

hurry you will not. Be able to

47:00

walk on is your super slow, you're

47:02

gonna have to job and if you're

47:04

incredibly so you're gonna miss it altogether

47:06

of so what is the plan? As

47:08

you're seeing this ship start to move

47:10

away from the dark. Moon. Birds.

47:16

Can I use shape water? Yeah

47:18

of young girl. Tells me he's

47:20

safe water and she didn't see any water

47:22

that fits in a five foot tube. and

47:24

she's going to hit the water that at

47:26

the very front of the boat and I

47:28

can move it in the opposite direction like

47:30

a new ruling saw fit to slow down

47:32

the boat a little bit for up to

47:34

an hour of burn are so it's sort

47:36

of like delaying the about a little while.

47:38

Sexy smarter. Know length. Is tell

47:40

us and be for holding hands. Again, And

47:43

they're intertwined zip so poking be

47:45

spire. Yep, Thief can't seal.

47:48

Thing. Is water

47:50

during. And

47:52

a boat is kind of thing

47:54

and place. So at this point

47:56

there is no rope ladder or

47:59

bridge but. About is right there. You

48:01

could touch it with your on. Just kept a

48:03

horse yourself over. I'm assuming that's what

48:05

everybody does f I at the beginning of

48:07

this use Missy Saps. I'm already there. I'm

48:09

so. Sad

48:12

Are you under crows dust? I like to think

48:14

they are all the olive oil. And

48:19

credible such, the rest of you had

48:21

a flop on to the main deck

48:23

after. Going. Over the side. Ah

48:28

allowed them to me

48:30

ship and poppy sailor.

48:34

All cats empathy. Oh so glad we

48:36

read any a wheel was Mr out

48:38

here. We have our tickets and are

48:40

bird and the gear. Or the brunt

48:42

of the gifts And what's the give?

48:44

Ah dank Yamato been added Bride? No.

48:46

Please. Said so

48:48

much about already had a baby

48:50

baby baby baby space and he

48:52

looks just like Popeye the Sailor

48:55

Man but with like really long

48:57

brown hair. But. Poppy Before you

48:59

go, I just was curious why the name

49:01

your boat is not as a spinach. Or

49:04

says frankly, very surprised. Spanish.

49:06

You mean that stuff I'd

49:08

presume? Hey, ah, her. Friends:

49:12

Oh, you're deserves, right? that?

49:15

Ssssss anything a real

49:17

minimum lead. Abbott and Costello.

49:20

That. And

49:23

Jennifer who has the most bloodshot eyes.

49:25

She's the smallest of all. You must

49:27

have inhaled lot and so sorry for

49:29

like talking the whole time. You guys.

49:33

The. Whole time. What? Like

49:36

this whole time we were like at the fear

49:38

and all that as it or just had to

49:40

camp materials they just sat in a way. Yeah.

49:42

Yeah yeah, yeah, I made some good

49:44

points. right? Everybody. Yeah.

49:47

Huge points. Are huge I

49:49

can't hear anything I'm in the

49:51

crowd mass well see place shot

49:54

by out so ready eyes blades

49:56

here we go. Were asked to

49:58

our final destination. Let

50:00

the wins may always be at the vacuum

50:03

as sales he added in a member of

50:05

the eager to a little iceberg right there.

50:09

Own stabbed and find your plants.

50:11

It's gonna be one hell of

50:13

a. Rat. Well, this both a seatbelt.

50:16

It's well as is on the ground. Loose.

50:19

I'd like to say that I

50:21

would want to detect said thoughts,

50:24

but I ran out of my

50:26

spell slots bit as a Saturday.

50:30

I guess we'll never know and evernote obese

50:32

like looking up at to you and the

50:34

crow's nest like really squint trying to figure

50:36

you out. Mon

50:39

boots are for good kids and

50:41

bad to moan birds are a

50:43

treasure to be. Whoa, That's right.

50:46

Mood for Three payments of ninety

50:48

Ninety Ninety Three payments of ninety's.

50:50

A saying. this allowed. So

51:00

you me actually do need. She's

51:03

dressed like Nelly Furtado. Supply her

51:05

to suffer through my mind.

51:08

silly. For.rallying for Bus The photo

51:10

at the top of this. Oh

51:12

my dogs lie down here by

51:14

is is added yeah is this

51:16

a joke he. Journalist sketch where she's

51:19

pretending to be a guy says he's wearing the

51:21

he'd sell a. Custom. Or she's as

51:23

and see so funny. That you

51:25

would die sees. the in L A area is

51:27

now. It's like an old musical. It's not funny

51:29

at all. The musical

51:31

she's doing a bit. Yes, he's doing a

51:33

a little performance for all the sailors. you

51:36

don't have any. Sues jealous. Yeah.