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Hey I. Ever told you

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guys my life story before So touch your

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yeah I don't know right? I'm a nineteen

0:11

said well that's where it over here I'm

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getting their red light for you. Oh that's

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another they just want to start. Yeah, we're

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going to Spotless. Mind.

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Rgb. Hey you guys now!

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so this is your new relax so he

0:40

pees in Brooklyn. This is how I picture

0:42

know jeebies, no New York, a furlough for

0:44

a stretch and I pictured you going there

0:47

Saturday and I asked you because I was

0:49

like i know what you're just hear me

0:51

out. You get your spot, you drop your

0:53

stuff, and then you find the spot on

0:56

the couch yeah for your perpendicular to the

0:58

Tv. That is so

1:00

true. Yeah, but I already scouted that though and

1:02

I had to pick pick the apartment. I had

1:04

to make sure there was. It an L

1:06

type configurations. you're under the Tv rest

1:09

of the apartment at his I don't

1:11

care about it. Doesn't matter to know

1:13

I've got a nesting spot. Are you

1:15

happy with the apartment? I am. I'm

1:18

A. I'm very I'm very happy. but

1:20

you know it's It's a huge on

1:22

the Sat on a soft guy. I'm

1:24

I'm prone to homesickness. You know it's

1:27

it's lonely in. I mean I live

1:29

with the three incredible women and now

1:31

I'm all alone. And but what did

1:33

I have to sort of bully my.

1:35

Spirits, a pair of brand new

1:38

slippers, the idea of Hermione apartment

1:40

from the Athlete: Sweet. Shiny. Yeah.

1:42

average actually. Yes, I got Willie

1:44

a something for his ankles and

1:47

I got. Faith. In you

1:49

dare I mean it's yet what dollars you did.

1:51

You get him some running wait for his and

1:53

I know he'll come for I got be that

1:55

you go me that they destroyed my gal things

1:58

about having right hamstring neither am I. The

2:00

Clippers because I know that at this. As

2:02

I said in the text, you're not supposed

2:04

to be well raised. I nod, nod, or

2:06

already are. We were kind of raised by

2:08

wolves and I think that's probably why, right?

2:10

Yeah. I'm but isn't a true though? like as

2:13

I was thinking about you being alone there and

2:15

I was like isn't it nice to have. Something.

2:18

Soft like that or whatever it is like

2:20

slipped I texted you like slippers to me

2:22

make a home. He. Wants your flippers

2:24

than you feel like you're like Cornell's a couch

2:26

and front are now see, laugh and should. How

2:29

can we return is is nice to have something

2:31

soft you seem to grab on your belly and

2:33

you just sort of the total accident mail my

2:35

belly six foot two that are. Only

2:38

about Ah Mrs how are you

2:40

guys doing what's going on back

2:42

home So listen my thing is

2:44

also be think I'd tell while

2:46

I will face time me and

2:48

I answered it from the are

2:50

right. And not notice that

2:52

we had been taught. I'd seen him for

2:55

lunch. Yeah okay we had it was his

2:57

lunch meeting with the with a J B

2:59

would have more you would have a never

3:01

you are traveling the So we had this

3:03

lunch meeting. On. Are no.

3:06

Ninety minutes later I'd I'd face

3:08

time showed that asked him something

3:10

and it's a lack of an

3:12

ambulance. No dude is gonna earning

3:14

a gurney in the heart cedars

3:16

zone know what? what the fuck

3:18

is going. Ah

3:20

but yeah no I get the a something again

3:22

and and you guys know and. They.

3:24

Just I talked about on the tour. De.

3:27

And that's where Jimmy Kimmel game in a

3:29

nickname a paddle. So I texted Jenny and

3:31

I said paddles as added again and I

3:33

took a picture and it's accidents. Insurance have

3:35

me and my gown all of them to

3:38

the wires. and ah yeah just

3:40

had a seven so they put me out they

3:42

pound they sat my for so for for for

3:44

that for the for that the medical tracy's out

3:46

there a sub is what is just an irregular

3:48

heartbeat yes h of a relation such to some

3:50

people are in at all the time and they

3:53

don't know it i know when i get it

3:55

which is a good things like is on the

3:57

yard secures the worst part where the day or

3:59

your heart Here's the best part. So we're at

4:01

this lunch again business lunch.

4:04

The guy says you guys want anything you guys want

4:06

anything up here? He's going to bring the check. You guys

4:08

want anyone to coffee or something? He said, I'll take

4:10

a coffee. Our buddy Rick is there. Rick K Rick

4:12

says, I'll take a coffee too. And

4:14

Sean says, that's the guys walking around. I'll take

4:17

a milkshake. Oh, it's noon,

4:19

right? He goes, he goes, just, just by the

4:21

way, just vanilla,

4:27

just vanilla. And I said, and I said,

4:29

and if you've got any paddles, bring him

4:31

to the table. Oh my God, I forgot

4:33

you said that. So 90 minutes later, he's

4:35

in the hallway at fucking cedars and if

4:37

I get on a gurney and I'm like,

4:40

Oh fuck, those gowns are beautiful. If he

4:42

goes down from this today and I've suggested

4:44

the paddles, I'm really going to feel badly

4:46

for a couple of weeks. So,

4:48

so, so, so you get into the, okay. So

4:51

you feel the heart is racing. I

4:53

should get to an emergency room because

4:56

things might unravel from, from here. Like it

4:58

does. It doesn't fix itself. You need to

5:00

go in there and you, you literally need

5:02

to get like a jumpstart to get it.

5:04

It's like restarting a car or something. So

5:06

they just said, but they put you out,

5:08

which is great. And of course

5:10

I always try to think of something. Oh, by the

5:12

way, I read the thing. Wait this again.

5:14

We'll cut out this error that takes me to find this. This

5:16

is worth it. This is great. We

5:19

can have some music. We can play some

5:21

music. Okay. Mystery guests. Just to hang out

5:23

with John Scott. No way.

5:25

So I said, I said, she

5:28

starts going, she starts going

5:30

cause this is what they do every time. I've been

5:33

a doctor and that you're, this

5:35

is what she's, this is what they do. Cause

5:37

I've been, I've been cardio version, right? It's called

5:39

cardio version. And I've had

5:42

this done to me like 15 times.

5:44

So she starts gathering the, the anesthesiologist,

5:46

two nurses, her, somebody else. I don't

5:48

know. It was like five or six people there and

5:50

they go, they stand around the bed right before the

5:52

procedure and they have to announce all this stuff. And

5:54

as she's getting into it, I say, do you mind

5:56

if I take over and she goes, sure. I go.

5:59

Okay. the patient's name is Sean Hayes date of birth

6:01

is 6 26 70. We're treating him today for atrial fibrillation.

6:04

We're going to use 10 milligrams of a time

6:06

a day and we're going to attempt cardioversion. Everybody

6:09

okay? And she's

6:12

like, what? No, he's never done that. She

6:14

goes, yeah, we're now we're ready. So like,

6:17

that's how often I've had this done. Oh

6:20

my God, you will do anything for applause.

6:22

What about, what about, is, is,

6:24

what about maybe buying your own set of paddles?

6:26

Oh, that's a great idea. I thought about it.

6:28

Just doing like small, why don't you turn in

6:31

the garage into an ER? Yeah. Or

6:33

just a section of it near the near the washer

6:35

dryer or maybe Scotty can just kind of bang you

6:38

back into rhythm. Yeah, they can teach Robert.

6:40

Robert has paddles at his house,

6:42

like a whole thing. Truly. Wow.

6:45

Yeah. All right. Well, so I'd

6:48

love to circle back to, and I'm sorry, I guess we're

6:50

going to get right to you, but you

6:52

know, I'd love to get you to stop

6:54

drinking ice cream for lunch. I know. You

6:56

know, I start to just kind of chip

6:59

away at the, maybe the problem before

7:04

duty may, he's got the maker at home

7:06

now. Now he's got the extra. You forget.

7:08

It doesn't have anything to do with that.

7:10

It just has, it's kind of had a

7:12

gummy. It's a long conversation. Oh yeah.

7:14

I don't, I don't stumble into a

7:17

fib. If it was, if

7:19

it was because of the gummies, we'd

7:21

be talking to JB who'd be at

7:23

fucking near Presbyterian right now. As

7:26

would the entire country. Now that it's all legal

7:28

and people are, you know, in your phone to

7:30

it like I am, then it's like, listen, I

7:32

don't want to mention, I don't want to cut

7:34

in because we don't have a lot of time

7:36

because it's going to be air so far away

7:39

from it. But I, instead of going there, I

7:41

went to the all star game and I coached

7:43

Connor McDavid and I was the co-captain with Connor

7:45

McDavid. That's right. And I went to Willie's all

7:47

star weekend. I just, it's really quick. I had

7:49

a hockey Nirvana. It was a fucking, it was

7:51

unbelievable. I finally met Wendell Clark for

7:54

the first time. I, that was the first time

7:56

you met him. So Tracy Wendell Clark is a,

7:58

as a very, very famous ex- a

8:01

hockey player that will is so

8:04

such a fan of that your avatar

8:06

on your texting is. I even

8:08

know who he is. Even Sean. He

8:11

gets golf balls with just the 19 on

8:13

him because that was one number. JB

8:16

last year for my birthday very sweetly got Wendell

8:18

to make me a video and then sent me

8:20

some signed stuff and that blew me away. Not

8:24

even a cameo. No, no, no. He went and got in

8:26

touch with him and it was very sweet. So anyway, I

8:28

saw him in an elevator. I said, I didn't expect that

8:30

this is how it was going to happen, but I met

8:32

him in an elevator and it was just unbelievable. And I

8:34

got a coach. What coach? Fuck. I

8:36

just stood there like a thing. No, I said, what do you want to

8:38

do coach? I'm like, who wants to hear from a

8:40

stupid actor? What are you talking about? I'm

8:42

just hearing you down in like the locker room, having to give like

8:44

a speech. So I gave a speech.

8:47

And so what I did was I just who was

8:49

on your team, Connor McDavid,

8:52

Leon dry saddle. We had

8:54

David Pasternak from the Bruins. I had Brody

8:56

Jenner from, uh, we had, we

8:58

had fucking Connor Hellebuck, the great goalie, the greatest goal in

9:00

the league right now. And for

9:02

a pregame speech, Peter Laviolette, the Hall of Fame coach was

9:04

next to me. And I said, let me give the speech.

9:07

And I put together from a different sport,

9:09

all great quotes. I strung together from your

9:11

gun, caught my guy at Liverpool and

9:15

I made a speech about it. And

9:17

it was like, it literally was, it was ridiculous. I think they had lost

9:19

them at the end when I said, when I first

9:21

came to Dortmund and they're like, what Dortmund?

9:24

Yeah, it was fantastic. We had a great time and I don't

9:26

want to spend too much time, but you can, Wendell Clark knew

9:28

who you are. Yeah, he

9:31

did actually. I will say that his, and his wife saw that

9:33

I was like, and she, she nudged him because he didn't see

9:35

me at four. And then it was sick. And then I got

9:37

to say to my dad, we walked down and I said, and

9:39

I see Wayne Gretzky and I say, Wayne, have you ever met

9:41

my dad? He's like, no. And my dad

9:44

was like, it was unbelievable. That's crazy. That

9:46

Wayne Gretzky was the whole weekend. That's

9:48

the little guy makes good. He comes

9:51

back home and it's funny you

9:53

say that. So the last thing I'll say is so able,

9:55

you know, you guys know my 13 year old, he says

9:57

to me the other night and he goes, look, I'm, I'm,

9:59

I'm going to check. make sure he's doing his homework and

10:01

he goes, dad, I'm really proud of you. I

10:03

said, what do you mean? I go, what are you talking about?

10:05

We haven't been talking about it. He goes, well

10:07

probably the little kid version of you didn't think

10:09

that you'd ever be there at the all-star came

10:12

doing what you did. And he goes, I don't

10:14

know if it's weird for his son to be

10:16

proud of his dad, but I'm really proud. And

10:18

then he came up and he gave me a

10:20

hug and he kissed me on the head. It

10:22

was so sweet. That's a sweet kid. And he,

10:24

I did fall apart. Big softy. That's very like,

10:26

uh, um, old soul of him to say a

10:28

very old soul. I'm going to cry too. So

10:30

I'm going to stop. Um, I love

10:33

that. Really lucky. They weren't there with you. Were

10:35

they? They couldn't know just cause of school. It was

10:37

too many days away from school and they're in middle

10:39

school and high school in the end. But you filled

10:41

them in. Yeah. Oh my God. I, I FaceTime Abe

10:43

from the bench as the game was going on. And

10:46

he was just like, I can't hear you. Are they

10:48

hockey fans? Well, it's not as much cause they grew

10:50

up in California, but yeah. Anyway, we've taken up so

10:52

much time of our guests and our guests doesn't deserve

10:54

to have me ramble on, but pretty awesome. I'll bet

10:57

you the guest is crying right now. They need a

10:59

little time to get it together. But

11:02

I don't know. Uh, but

11:04

this person, yeah, thanks. Yeah. It was, it

11:06

was, it was once in a lifetime and,

11:09

and uh, it was extraordinary. And speaking of

11:11

extraordinary, you know, I love my segues. Yeah.

11:13

Beautiful. We're talking extraordinary talent because our

11:16

guest, she is an absolutely

11:19

extraordinary artist, actor,

11:22

filmmaker. Um, she'd

11:25

been nominated for an Academy award. Um,

11:28

she's won two, 22

11:30

critics awards. Um, that's golden globes,

11:33

all of it. Uh, uh, she's

11:35

the first American ever to be

11:37

awarded a Cesar award. The, uh,

11:40

you know, the French Oscars. Yeah.

11:42

Appreciate the pronunciation on that. Yeah.

11:44

Thank you. It says always this,

11:46

uh, for the clouds of sale.

11:49

Yep. Um, take a take

11:51

once you go ahead. I wait,

11:53

I meet up with my lover,

11:55

uh, coffee. Uh,

11:58

And, uh, she. She's just been

12:01

in some of the biggest films of

12:03

all time. she didn't in one of

12:05

the hugest franchises ever. Had a very

12:07

young age and insecure through her twenties

12:09

I would imagine. I can't believe that

12:11

she's only I think thirty three. Hard

12:13

to imagine cause he's done so much

12:15

extraordinary work and nice he's about to

12:17

start or she's going to be in

12:19

her new film which is which has

12:21

been released. Around the

12:23

time that wound doing good research good

12:25

I know, I know. So the tragedy

12:27

or thrilled right now the railway don't.

12:30

Play chess is got a great last he has.

12:32

we know that last six. good idea of your

12:34

own answer it as I bet she's got the

12:36

date want to introduce know they are ya know?

12:38

they gave me the data and I want to

12:41

get but as a but the trailers look so

12:43

amazing. Love Lies Bleeding It looks so amazing from

12:45

a twenty fourth. Anyway guys is Kristen Stewart. Oh.

12:50

I see you believe it is still

12:52

Arts I know doing saying yes it

12:54

is Iowa and Alan Iverson Once in

12:57

a thing I could officers I know

12:59

more Church. Sitting through our cause I

13:01

know I'm so sorry to put you

13:04

through that of I pay in has

13:06

acknowledged heart is pounding on of like

13:08

doonies have an assault conversation about York

13:11

City Harvest that. Bad

13:13

for the city Madison listening. As interview

13:15

sit around and listen to the hottest new forget.

13:18

You have to go on. it does sites until

13:20

it's new as and you're like oh no the

13:22

most decorated only just great when the guess comes

13:24

as a lifeguard. Yeah welcome Chris answers. So nice

13:27

to meet you. Thank you for doing know how

13:29

does she have a coffee drinker? Kristen Stewart? I

13:31

am or what kind of copies Hitters I say

13:33

it you know Green. Not

13:35

believe little flowers on this cup. What's

13:39

know what I was thinking about this Chris A Walk

13:41

us through your coffee routine the morning. If you will

13:43

real quick wit Windsor winter go to. On

13:45

so into the start of the drill still

13:47

lies upon not be hard hitting it all.

13:50

Was the garbage and know coffee is

13:53

like that, only something that kind of

13:55

Recently. Got into I never.

13:57

Is not have any morning beverages as if

13:59

it. The author italy and I realized how

14:01

fun it was. Glorious little stem. You know

14:03

what do you surgery so do you? would

14:05

you wake up and go immediately. Lead downstairs,

14:07

may or wherever into the kids are they

14:09

make coffee or do you have a gap

14:12

in what in what kind of coffee do

14:14

make? I am very interested in this process.

14:16

So. For a while I would like

14:18

try and make as fast so I'm not good

14:20

at it. All of my polls are lottery and

14:22

weird. Go first thing in the morning to you

14:25

you don't have skills I'm I'm and type of

14:27

thing at a bad like I need to be

14:29

quiet in order to not can. It's like infuriate

14:31

my family or to me you acted on June.

14:34

When you wake up your to go. Yeah

14:36

yeah I can. we like having like a full

14:38

congress is like away with that would even doing

14:40

anything of our i'm Simone we have my wife's

14:42

exactly like those are my go to I'm a

14:44

very much so not like that a shot watch

14:47

on was like going into your sleep hygiene it's

14:49

a fucking disaster is worse than your heart of

14:51

it as your bed you get a good as

14:53

yours yet again your car drive over to were

14:55

Saudi live feather. I'm

14:59

I've got. I've got the coffee maker that you

15:01

can program the night before so you wake up

15:03

and it's already a small not a coffee. so

15:05

it's it's. It's grump. an idiot proof

15:07

just regular coffee. Jb Gaia years which

15:10

is right. So I I got an

15:12

utter know him. maybe two years gonna

15:14

have thought about this morning as has

15:16

become such a creature habits I never

15:18

deviate. no matter where I am, I

15:21

go downstairs, I turn on the kettle,

15:23

than I fire up the Nespresso machine

15:25

and I I make to do a

15:27

double Nespresso. Little. Bit of

15:29

said illumina, brown sugar and and then a

15:32

poor in hot to do american of style

15:34

or yards can say what's that, what's the

15:36

California and then or a the so little

15:38

hot water so it looks like country and

15:41

know cause it's. Know

15:43

just to the other know distresses me to so easy

15:45

I don't know if you've tried to suppress so. Ah

15:48

I mean as it instead of trying to

15:50

make espresso in his brother was impressive. You're

15:52

looking for free machine? I'm not. I'm not.

15:54

I don't mean I got and and sixteen

15:56

address or one more time you're getting got

15:59

one hundred. No, I'm not

16:01

used. By the way, Clooney owns part of this

16:03

Bresso I think Zola gonna give Clooney anymore, Don't.

16:07

Fuck. Anyway, at that is

16:10

my progress anywhere. Hi Kristen

16:12

Stewart, just Tonka Advanced Sensors

16:14

Chris the where are you

16:16

today. I'm.

16:18

In L A Los and it's you grit.

16:20

Did you grow up out nearly? As

16:23

good as silly as for and like and

16:25

must first has that ever. Lived in with

16:27

like into tangela get. The best anger no way

16:29

on the valley side of the beach that. Valley

16:32

said obvious oh really affect us military? That's

16:34

right where I grew up. I grew up

16:36

like so you know, Gary's Market there in

16:39

a corner of do math and paying us

16:41

only ones you freak my hello? Yes or

16:43

I know, literally. My my backyard place

16:45

my sense of will assess. Like.

16:48

Parking lot know toys like peek through the

16:50

yeah I mean they got he be like

16:52

and spying on climate that was my that

16:54

was my loop with my bike. I lived

16:56

in a house between do mets in Canoga

16:59

arm or sorry between depends not on do

17:01

mess like till I was. Fifteen.

17:03

Sixteen This is sounds like a Tom

17:05

Petty song. So

17:08

we're woodland Hills hills see the

17:10

valleys. not that bad I am.

17:13

I take great pride actually. I

17:15

like being a little scumbags who. Literally

17:18

like get science The salad The Seven Eleven

17:20

no easy. I was an old bambee or

17:22

his ideas use I just saw Gb face

17:24

Chris you to meet I'm so happy to

17:26

senior tories about being in Woodland Hills with

17:28

the skateboard on the bus or a young

17:30

and I would had and I live in

17:32

the Seven Eleven store. Learn learn to play

17:34

Pacman, Asteroids, everything in their love them live

17:37

in there all day long Little hostess. You.

17:39

Know case. Oh my god. What was it

17:41

like growing up? Prince like was at work? Were

17:43

you like Jay? Did you have a skateboard

17:45

to play video games? What was that? You

17:47

have siblings? All of those things. Yeah,

17:49

all three of them. Yeah! I we wanted

17:51

our side of my brother's room and watch

17:53

him play video games until like let me

17:56

defenders her really And you know this all

17:58

out there. Did you go to Bomb? Serenity.

18:00

Or apartment. After it is so weird

18:02

I believe know I saw you talk about the valley

18:04

that it's though it is a big place. You know,

18:06

yes the I wince. it's rainy elementary school

18:09

and I was there everyday thousand and where

18:11

I went to grade school and get our

18:13

Garrett that you guys who guys guess what

18:15

else? you both child actors. One.

18:17

Is something in the water on just how mean you.

18:21

Will. Be right back. Marlins

18:24

is supported by Liquid Ivy are

18:26

about you guys but hydration I

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now back to the show. I

22:10

wanted to get to this because I love,

22:12

I love because JB obviously started when, I don't

22:15

know, God, you were what, seven or something? Ten.

22:18

Ten. So there you go.

22:20

So he always understands that experience. Let's talk

22:22

a little bit about that, JB. Let's

22:25

talk about first jobs. A first

22:27

job, a little house in the prairie. Did

22:29

you have to, did your parents drive you to

22:31

like a million auditions over the hill? Yeah.

22:34

And yeah, so I just grew up on the Ventura

22:36

Freeway, you know, lots of traffic on the way. But

22:39

that's, I learned how to drive. I paid

22:41

attention with freeway driving, had to, had to

22:43

merge late, you know, you got to skip

22:46

the line. And then

22:48

when they weren't able to drive me into the

22:50

city, I'd have to get on the bus there

22:52

on Ventura Boulevard, stop every single red light, all

22:54

the way, it'd take me an hour and a

22:56

half to get in the city. But I have

22:58

my skateboard and my little headshot in my little

23:00

envelope and I'd get off at like Hollywood

23:02

and Highland and skateboard the rest of the way. And

23:05

you know, but it's for the passion, you know,

23:08

Kristen, just the passion of the, of the,

23:10

of the craft from jump. You're just in

23:12

a passionate young man. Was that

23:14

your experience too? Like you're going with your

23:16

folks to audition because your parents were both

23:19

worked in entertainment as well, right? Yeah.

23:22

My mom really hooked me up because she's, she

23:24

was a script supervisor. And so if she wasn't

23:26

on a movie, she would be the guy taking

23:28

me around, which is a total bitch. It's

23:31

just constant. And like, yeah, you

23:33

wanted, you wanted it though. You wanted to be an actor.

23:35

Yeah. No, she was

23:37

forcing me into it. I was begging,

23:40

I was, I was begging her. Yeah. It

23:42

will contribute to the bottom line. So

23:45

for Tracy, the script supervisor is the,

23:47

is the person who keeps her eye

23:49

on the script, makes sure the actors

23:51

say the lines correctly, helps

23:53

the director and the camera department with

23:55

screen direction. And if things match,

23:57

et cetera, like if you're using your left.

23:59

hand to pick up the glass and all

24:01

the first three takes and then the next

24:03

take you pick it up with the right

24:05

hand that's not going to cut so she'll

24:07

say so are you did you grow up

24:09

being incredible at continuity like would you always

24:11

match your action no no

24:14

i think it's sort of

24:16

the opposite where i was always like

24:18

that shit doesn't matter really yeah it's

24:20

like if that's what you're paying attention

24:22

to then you're really doing your job

24:24

right but we got bigger problems yeah

24:26

um no i would drive her crazy

24:28

we've never worked together oh you guys

24:30

haven't oh you haven't what'd dad do wow

24:33

uh stage manager so he did like he

24:35

did tv which we always gave him like

24:38

a bunch of crap for because we were

24:40

pretentious movie people so stage manager so multi-cam

24:42

for like studio audience shows yeah he was

24:44

like yeah super into the kind of

24:46

he always told us that making movies was like

24:48

watching paint dry oh yeah it's

24:50

boring and takes forever and he's like

24:53

running variety shows yeah yeah um did he

24:55

ever do any sitcoms would i have worked with

24:57

him because i did a bunch of those back

24:59

then i feel like he did mainly

25:01

like game shows like fear factor

25:03

a lot of like award shows and also

25:06

talk shows like i bet you've worked with

25:08

him a lot but like

25:10

not on anything long you know what i mean

25:12

like you've probably been on shows that he's worked

25:14

on um are they excited for you i mean

25:16

oh it's your your success is not new were

25:18

they excited for you are they or was it

25:20

just like yeah we're all in the business it just kind

25:22

of just happens uh no

25:24

i they were stoked and

25:27

tripping on it and my dad is but both in

25:29

very different ways and kind of like reflective of

25:32

both of their vocations like i think i

25:34

script supervisor is a department of one and

25:36

that's always like a freak my

25:38

mom's like not very social and like does her own

25:40

thing and it's like they're always my favorite people in

25:42

the set though yeah well there isn't like

25:45

the best or the worst we were just like oh she's gonna like

25:48

she's a stickler she's gonna kill me or

25:50

you're like that that you know yeah the

25:52

keeper of yeah or you just want to

25:54

impress them right right right

25:56

yeah yeah with the way you match your action but you

25:58

see that was perfect They

26:02

must be super thrilled with the

26:04

way you've been able to transition

26:06

though from from being successful in

26:08

childhood into young adult and then

26:10

into adult because as you know,

26:12

it just doesn't happen that often. Yeah,

26:15

it is weird. I know my mom like before

26:19

she was nice enough to cart

26:21

me all over town. She was like, Do you really want

26:23

to do this? Like, we have to pay all this money

26:25

for headshots. And you know, you got to pay me back

26:27

if this ever works out. And I was like, I will

26:29

and I like I remember her like looking in the rear

26:32

view mirror being like, Okay,

26:34

well, I believe in you, but you have

26:36

to believe in yourself like the most cliche

26:38

cartoon version of like the start of something

26:40

and I was like, trust in like a poster

26:42

with a kitten saying hang in there. Yeah,

26:44

bumper sticker, but it does it works though.

26:47

That's great. But she totally was like, Oh, no,

26:49

I'm gonna watch my kid. I can imagine now

26:51

like school is so scary

26:53

being just a little guy in the world in

26:56

every way is so scary. Can you imagine having

26:58

a little kid and like at five years old,

27:00

you have to be like, Goodbye, because

27:02

for so many hours, you're going to go off on your

27:04

own. And we're not going to know what's going on. And you're gonna

27:06

have to figure it out. Like even that totally

27:09

freaked me out. And so the idea of my

27:11

parents dealing with like

27:13

me, you know, being like,

27:15

you're a bad actor and you're ugly. You don't

27:17

get the job. But

27:21

also, like I talked about this a

27:23

lot too, like you and Jason have

27:25

this where you're not I imagine in

27:27

awe of of

27:29

things that I would be in like having not grown up

27:32

and wanting to be in the business when I was older

27:34

is like, what I still am in awe

27:36

like if I meet certain actors or celebrities or whatever,

27:38

I'm just like, Oh my God, I can't believe like

27:40

today. I can't believe I'm meeting Kristen Stewart. It's like

27:42

crazy. It's like really cool. Where do you were you

27:44

desensitized to that? Like, for example, panic room, which I

27:46

want to talk about a lot of times. I

27:49

love that movie. I've seen it 10 times. And of

27:51

course, I'm so gay. When the, when the thing was

27:53

over, I was like, I got

27:55

trying to Google, where did they film that? I love that beautiful

27:57

house. Yeah,

28:00

what brownstone was that? It was a set, right? I'm

28:02

sure it was a set. It was

28:05

like a fully functional brownstone built on

28:07

a soundstage in Manhattan Beach. It was

28:09

every outlet worked. It was mind-blowing. It was

28:11

like in a time where, I guess people

28:13

do this, you just have to be like one of five men who

28:15

are allowed to do it, but Fincher is one of those people. And

28:18

he just built... You could just do it. You

28:20

could have transplanted that. You could live in it. We should honestly see

28:22

like where the pieces are. Let's build it.

28:24

But all those walls were... they could

28:26

fly all those walls, right? All those intricate camera

28:29

moves. They had to... I would imagine, right? The

28:31

whole thing was like on hydraulics, I'll bet. Yeah, I

28:34

mean, I think there were like also different... we had

28:36

like five actual... I mean, I don't know if

28:38

it was five, but we had like different panic rooms that were detached from

28:40

the whole house. And then there was

28:42

one embedded in the actual house that was like totally

28:44

practical. And then like... Oh, wow. There was like...

28:46

Yeah, and then it was just the most elaborate

28:49

playground for... Sean, that's

28:51

what you call when you... in the pantry when you

28:53

run out of Snickers, you call that the panic room.

28:55

Panic room, right. Wait,

28:59

but to my point, like when you... when you

29:01

first of all got the part and

29:03

then at such a young age, and

29:05

then there's Jodie Foster and you guys are like working together, to

29:07

me, again, to me, I would have been like, Oh my God,

29:10

it's Jodie Foster. But

29:12

having grown up in the business where you're like, Hey Jodie,

29:15

I'm Kristen, here we go. This thing goes like this and

29:17

blah, blah, blah. Will you be sensitized to it? It

29:20

was different because I was

29:22

now being spoken to. I

29:26

guess I grew up on movie sets, like

29:28

eating Snickers and stuff, but I wasn't actually like in

29:30

front of the camera and being like, Hey, what's up?

29:32

How's it going? What are we going to do now?

29:34

Right. Right. So that part

29:37

was like... it was crazy that

29:39

all of a sudden I was like part of the process because I grew

29:41

up hanging out with my mom on set all the time. And that's

29:43

kind of why I wanted... I mean, it is why I wanted to

29:45

be there and to engage with it. I

29:48

can't remember if I was starstruck. I

29:51

was like intimidated by just being happy to be

29:53

like, okay, this is like a job and I

29:55

have to be like, yeah, for sure. Jodie, let's

29:57

do this. Let's block this scene. But

30:00

it started off being someone else. But for

30:02

you, was it like kind of like how

30:04

it was for me, where you like had

30:06

I been older and understood all the adult

30:08

responsibilities of rent and

30:11

taxes and all that stuff, the

30:13

stakes of auditions and the stakes

30:15

of performing well when it worked

30:17

would be so much higher than

30:20

as kids, we were like, oh, this is great,

30:22

fuck, I get to take the day off from

30:24

school and just kind of like playing around. And

30:26

so the stakes were lower, it was more fun.

30:28

And so therefore it wasn't quite as

30:31

anxiety inducing. Yeah? Absolutely,

30:34

I mean, I grew into that. I think

30:36

when I was, yeah, when you're little and you're

30:38

just like, yeah, I can do this and everyone else

30:40

thinks I can. Well, my anxiety came later, how about for

30:42

you? Yeah, exactly. It's not

30:44

to be a weirdo, but that's definitely just comes with the

30:47

hormonal surge of like, oh no, do I need to consider

30:49

having sex now? I know

30:52

I have to consider it, and you're like, well now my life's completely

30:55

undivilated. Where's

30:57

life over? Yeah, it's a lot. But

30:59

JB, when age was it JB, that you, cause you

31:01

also had the thing when you were a kid of

31:03

like providing. So like

31:05

doing the work was a way of

31:07

right of contributing. Yeah,

31:09

I mean, it was difficult cause my parents were

31:12

also in a position of

31:14

manager in my career and also in

31:16

my sister's career. And so they were

31:18

being compensated for that from us as

31:21

well. And so that got complicated because

31:24

those monies went into, rent

31:26

and mortgage. And so if we're not

31:29

working, that affects the bottom line for

31:31

the household. But you didn't know about

31:33

that. You were unaware of that when you were. I was keenly

31:35

aware of it and it was fucking stressful because

31:38

remember work permits? So what you were just saying wasn't

31:40

true. You did feel like. Well, eventually, yeah, but what

31:42

at the start though, at the start it was all

31:44

kind of fun and games. But then as I kind

31:47

of got into like 14, 15, 16, 17, and

31:51

school got harder and remember with work

31:53

permits, you had every six months, your

31:55

work permit had to get renewed and

31:58

they would renew your work permit. work

32:00

from it based on your grades. You had to

32:02

hold at least a C average. And that's not

32:04

difficult, but if you know you

32:06

have to, it becomes difficult. Especially

32:08

when you're looking down the barrel of a

32:10

midterm or a final exam, where that's a

32:13

huge percentage of your grade. And I know

32:15

if I fail this test, some weird reason.

32:18

Now I get fired off the show. All those people

32:20

are out of work and we got no money coming

32:22

into the house. Like, did you find that it was hard to keep

32:24

your grades up, uh, kind of dipping

32:26

in and out of, because I was

32:28

really good at cheating. Cause

32:30

you don't, when you go on the set doing school, it's

32:32

only three hours a day, it's just you and the tutor.

32:35

And you can kind of like, uh, you know, hide a

32:37

bunch of notes in college. I would be my eyes hurt

32:39

from, I would be in those big lecture halls and my

32:41

eyes hurt from cheating because I would, my face would be

32:43

forward, but my eyes would look at the pink. My

32:47

eyes would just so much pain. Anyway, how are

32:49

you? You ruined your peripheral

32:51

vision from cheating. Uh, so

32:54

then, so then Kristen, so then how old

32:56

were you when you did the first of

32:58

the Twilight films? Um,

33:01

17. I

33:04

mean, talking

33:07

to the extent of quote Jason to the extent

33:09

to which you're comfortable about like that process of

33:11

being part of something that's so, so it's

33:14

a global phenomenon and instantly kind

33:17

of, again,

33:19

you've been working since you were a kid, you've been

33:21

around it, but now you're part of something that is

33:23

so known and so like it's kind of. Yeah.

33:25

Now you're famous. Yeah. Famous in a way

33:27

that can't go out and around. But also

33:29

in a way that very few people experience,

33:31

especially at that kind of rate. Yeah.

33:35

That was, and also 17 is like

33:37

the most awkward age ever.

33:39

If you're just now starting to be

33:41

like, Oh, I'm a woman. And like,

33:44

um, yeah, I think,

33:46

I think I always kind of like was super utilitarian about the

33:48

jobs because my parents are crew. And I was just like, yeah,

33:51

I love this job. That's what I'm gonna do forever. I'm making

33:53

movies forever. And it's like, it's chill.

33:55

And then that definitely made things different. Yeah.

33:58

Yeah. I'll bet. It was. I

34:00

mean, we have kind of like

34:02

a cool insulated, like when people ask me about

34:04

like my high school years or like my college

34:06

years, which I didn't do either of, because

34:08

I'm an idiot. Same.

34:12

But that's like the period of time that

34:14

I think about. And so it's so weird

34:17

because it doesn't feel like I'm referencing

34:19

myself. Like I feel like I'm talking

34:21

about a different time. It's like, it's

34:23

hard for me to relate to that.

34:26

It's like so personal. I don't see it from the

34:28

outside. I'm like, well, I was going through like, it's

34:33

just so fucking weird to do everything

34:35

personal publicly. You know what was dating,

34:37

you know exactly what happened. Right. Right.

34:41

It's like me saying, where do you live? And

34:43

you're like, oh, unfortunately, everybody knows where to live.

34:45

Like, it's like, are you guys asked about your

34:47

first like partners? Every time

34:49

you do an interview about like, obviously, like the series

34:51

comes up, it's where I come from. It's like, oh,

34:53

well, what about that? And you're like, it's crazy that

34:55

people are still asking me about that first dude. Yeah.

35:00

You know, I didn't have that. And I didn't go to college

35:02

either. And I'm the dummy that I was like, no,

35:04

I want to ask who is the dude? Like, no idea.

35:06

I don't either, by the way. Well,

35:08

you know, though, like it's the proverbial

35:10

dude. Like, right. Right. But

35:13

it seems like you all you guys in there were

35:15

like, it was such a phenomenon. As

35:17

I remember, I apologize. I have not seen them. Everybody

35:20

got famous really fast. It must have been comforting

35:22

that you guys each had each other to kind

35:25

of go through it

35:27

with and you could kind of lean

35:29

on one another because I seem to remember you

35:31

guys all got sort of an equal level

35:33

of fame and you could kind of go

35:35

through it together. I would imagine that that

35:38

was there was some sort of comfort in

35:40

that. Yeah,

35:42

totally. I mean, we

35:44

were all so different. I don't know. I think about that. I'm

35:46

like, like the first

35:49

picture that I ever saw of myself in

35:51

a newspaper,

35:53

it was in the post. It

35:56

sounds like so old school, too. It's like we open the

35:58

post and there you are. her smoking

36:00

weed with your dog and this is like

36:02

my boyfriend's family and they're like from Staten

36:05

Island and they're like what's going on here

36:08

and I was like oh what is going on

36:10

here like the movie wasn't even out yet I

36:12

didn't I've never been photographed by paparazzi in my

36:14

life I was like been acting since I was

36:16

ten years old and was like what the hell

36:18

and and then like we were I

36:21

got in trouble and I was like oh I

36:23

think this is gonna ruin everything I'm so sorry

36:25

and now weeds legal and everything was fine yeah

36:27

but I thought that was such a big

36:31

deal was there a moment there were you considered

36:33

like it was things would be so this was

36:35

fun but things would be so much easier if

36:38

I got back to anonymity I'm still young

36:40

enough where I can go to college I

36:42

can study another career I did I went

36:44

through that I was like is this worth

36:46

it and can I sustain

36:48

a level of success and

36:50

an income and

36:54

I can get all the way to the finish line

36:56

because I got to decide it worth it yeah these

36:58

are the years for college so like

37:00

it was did you go through any of that I

37:04

have to say I felt like at the

37:06

time that I could have like redirected energy

37:08

and like become

37:10

an academic yeah I

37:13

was so hungry for more work

37:15

because like the Twilight series itself

37:17

took forever like it

37:20

was we did it over like a

37:22

four year period we made five movies probably more than

37:24

four years by the way like 17 18 19 21

37:26

like those I wanted to

37:31

make other movies at the same time so badly

37:33

yeah I

37:35

just sort of crash and burned and

37:37

barreled my way through those years and

37:39

just like was really like lacked any

37:42

balance I just like I

37:44

was just working constantly

37:46

yeah yeah you had

37:48

your eyes on the end of that tunnel when you're

37:50

done with your obligation on the franchise you could start

37:52

doing other movies that were a little bit more exciting

37:54

to you why couldn't we all kind

37:56

of if we were able to like try to like slam

37:59

one in in between And so that was why

38:01

it was kind of like such a loaded period

38:03

because we were like either promoting one of these

38:05

movies making one of these movies or trying to

38:07

shove in something that gave you some like Variation

38:09

and not in terms of what it like was

38:11

like for other people But just so you could

38:13

like do something other than play

38:15

that one part for fucking six years But

38:18

then but then at the at the tail end of that did

38:20

you find yourself like was there sort of

38:22

a moment of like? Relief or just

38:24

like I'm sure was a great experience. I don't

38:26

mean in that sense I just mean that like

38:28

just the absolute kind of you know making five

38:30

films in four years and Everything that

38:32

comes with that and all the exterior pressures and all the thing

38:35

Did you find that moment of like fuck where you could

38:37

just kind of exhale and kind of take

38:39

a second? Yeah,

38:42

for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I bet

38:44

and then the great news is that

38:46

you did start to make you

38:48

know Films that were not to

38:50

disparage those those films at all But films that

38:52

were very very different and it seems a little

38:55

bit more on your sort of artistic

38:59

ideals and and and tastes

39:01

for lack of better phrases, I mean

39:04

Like your career is just like really it's

39:06

incredible. It's Spencer. Yeah, I thought you were

39:08

just I know so so good more

39:12

Unbelievable nice to see all that. Thanks. Yeah.

39:14

No truly I mean your thought of is just

39:16

one of our great actors, you know And

39:18

like that's like not a lot of people come

39:20

out of you know Franchises

39:22

like that and then get the kind of

39:24

credibility that that that you have earned And

39:28

so it's just it's just this awesome. Well,

39:30

it feels like Kristen like you've had kind of like Three

39:34

careers in such a or like for like you've

39:36

had you've done so many Different

39:38

things and now you've got this new

39:40

film coming out that look like I said, I haven't seen

39:42

yet. It was just a human Right

39:46

How is the reception at Sundance? It must have been awesome.

39:48

I It was really fun. It

39:50

was cool cuz I hadn't done like a I

39:54

Think we what was called like a midnight

39:56

screening and I was

39:58

nervous because I fall asleep in movies past 7

40:00

p.m. Like no matter what and I was like

40:02

greener movie like everyone's gonna be sleepy

40:05

and Sick and like altitude

40:07

sick and like it was just like a cesspool

40:09

Everyone's just caught I was just like this is

40:11

not the time to screen the movie, but it was

40:13

like it was like Like

40:17

a real a rumpus room I just couldn't

40:19

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40:21

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40:23

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40:25

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what are you, what's the kind of stuff that you do

45:53

look for now because you have, like you are kind of

45:55

doing lots of different kinds of films. And so

45:58

as you kind of think about

46:01

what's, you know, the things that attract you,

46:05

the things that excite you in terms of filming,

46:07

like what are the things that are out there?

46:10

You're like, fuck, I wanna do that. Yeah. It's

46:15

so hard to answer that all the time, you know what

46:17

I mean? Like, especially as an actor, you're like, you know it

46:20

when you see it, and then you feel like a creepy

46:22

person because you can do anything to make it happen. But before

46:24

you see it, you're just sort of floating in this liminal,

46:26

like, I wanna want something. Yeah,

46:28

right. But we're kind of

46:31

starting to, I'm

46:34

really gunning, I mean, like, you know, it's not

46:36

the first I've mentioned that I've been sort of

46:38

like sending out this like siren song about wanting

46:40

to make this movie based

46:43

on one of my favorite books. And I'm

46:45

pretty sure, I'm

46:48

pretty sure at some point in the next like

46:50

week or two, it's gonna be something that I

46:52

can say, I am doing this and we are

46:54

going to make this now because we have monies

46:56

to do so, it's so hard to get money from

46:58

small movies. But this

47:00

is not the film you're directing though, right? This is different

47:02

from the film that you're directing? This is the one I'm

47:04

trying to direct. This is the one you're trying to direct,

47:06

okay. So you have talked about it. This is

47:09

Chronology of Water. Yeah. Yeah,

47:11

okay. Yeah, it's been a long time. And would that be the first

47:13

film that you direct? Yeah. First

47:16

feature. Yeah, first feature. Oh my God, how exciting. I

47:18

was gonna get to that, JB, because both of you

47:20

guys, again, you're similar to you, you grew up in

47:22

it, you were around it, your parents were in it,

47:24

and your mom was a script supervisor, and you've made

47:26

a load of films and done it really well. It

47:28

makes sense that you would want to direct. I

47:31

mean, what is the draw, Kristen?

47:34

Like, are you attracted

47:36

to the sort of holistic sort

47:39

of four corners, you know, you gotta do

47:42

it all kind of thing, as opposed to

47:44

just the acting lane and playing

47:46

a character? Because that's kind of what's the draw for

47:48

me and more interface with the crew. I

47:52

feel like on movies that

47:55

I really love making, I,

47:58

you get to be a part of the crew. directors

48:00

that let you into that process. It's

48:02

like, it doesn't always happen, but sometimes

48:04

you're sort of like, we're all making

48:06

this. Right. Even though there's

48:08

like clearly somebody who spearheads and like, obviously,

48:12

the perspective that's being maintained comes

48:14

from a singular place. It still

48:16

feels like everyone's hand is in a balanced

48:18

way supporting like the weight of that. And

48:22

so like, as an actor, I always

48:24

feel like the director's in the scene with me, or at least,

48:26

or I don't always, but when it's good, I feel like we've

48:28

done it, I don't know, like there's an

48:31

exchange and I just want to step onto the

48:33

other side of it and be like, it's the

48:35

same, it's not the same job. There's an element

48:37

of it that's sort of like kick-starting someone's engine

48:39

and I just know I will be so good

48:41

at that. Like, I just know how to get

48:43

people going and like, or not peep,

48:45

I know how to get people going. I mean,

48:47

like actors, like if you're doing anything

48:50

real, it happens and

48:52

you can do that while not being on camera and

48:54

I just can't wait to sort of like take care

48:56

of someone and sort of set them on a path.

48:58

I'm thinking about one person in particular and one movie

49:00

in particular now, so I just like, I want so

49:03

badly to just like preserve this path

49:06

that this girl is on and I want to see what

49:08

she does with all of my ideas. I want to see

49:10

how she makes them better. I want to like, I just

49:12

want to, I want to know how to look at things.

49:14

I want to, I'm

49:17

always, I'm always thinking like the camera should be in a

49:19

different place. I'm like, you're not seeing this, trust me, I

49:21

know I'm not being received. Like I just, I can't wait

49:23

to put something together from the very bottom

49:25

to the top and just. And have a

49:27

plan and communicate that plan to a team

49:30

and be a motivator and just, I got you

49:32

guys, here's what we're going to do and just

49:34

maybe trust me if you're not seeing

49:36

it, you will and like, are you

49:39

like that in other parts of your life?

49:41

Like are you the one that comes up

49:43

with the great idea for where we're going to

49:45

throw the party or where we're going to

49:47

go to dinner and who should be at

49:49

the dinner, where they should sit? Like are

49:51

you a good planner like that? Type

49:54

A. Yeah, I'm like a total control

49:56

freak. I'm like, if I could just design everything all

49:58

the time. Truly. I have to

50:00

hold myself back from being like, this is what everyone should

50:02

do. Like, yeah, I see. But I

50:04

feel like the control freak, I know

50:06

you're kind of, you're being sort of self-effacing there,

50:08

but it does kind of get a bad rap.

50:12

We have to come up with a better

50:14

term than control freak. Cause it's such a

50:16

pejorative when really, it's like- Well,

50:18

you're like a fucking rebel rouser. You're like somebody

50:20

who's like, let's go, man. Like, let's like, follow

50:22

me. I got an idea. You're gonna look like,

50:24

check this out. I'm a Capricorn. Oh

50:27

yeah. Which is not great for

50:29

collaboration, but I'm working on it. I

50:32

recently was, I was like, I was

50:34

hitting, I was at, do you guys, does anyone play

50:37

golf? You guys play golf? I do, like,

50:39

yeah. Oh my God. Oh, hell yeah, let's go. Will

50:41

and I have a sickness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me too,

50:43

but it's so fun. I'm like fully, I totally

50:45

fucked up my ring finger. So there's just like bump on

50:47

it that I hate so much, but it's not gonna

50:49

go anywhere. Fucking wish. What are you talking about?

50:51

What are you talking about? Are you serious? You're

50:54

a golfer? I have made a hole in

50:56

motherfucking one. Kristen Stewart,

50:58

we're making news today. I've

51:01

never had a hole in one. I hate you. I've

51:03

been playing through. Jason shot a 70 last week, a

51:05

one under. It

51:08

was. Oh, I've never, I've never

51:10

shot a par. I mean, I've, on

51:13

single holds, but I've never part any course. Like not even

51:15

the one that I'm, not even the one that I live

51:17

next to, which is weird. Like

51:20

it's like the Bermuda Triangle because I've like

51:22

birdie, birdie, birdied, and then just like fucking

51:24

shit to bed and like ruined it. Is

51:26

this, are you naturally gifted or

51:28

have you studied this? Have you taken lessons and?

51:32

My dad taught me how to swing when I was

51:34

little and then I didn't play until a pandemic and

51:36

then I started playing all the time. That's

51:38

what we did. And then so wait, so

51:40

you're out there at public courses there, you're going to

51:43

like Wilson Harding and, Balboa.

51:46

Yeah. Have you not? Oh

51:49

my God. She's showing us a. She's

51:51

showing us the, from

51:54

the local public golf course.

51:56

Yeah. The part three down the street.

51:58

As a tattoo on your form. You are. a badass.

52:00

Wow, that is so good. It's big too. I

52:02

really went in, me and my friends finished up and we

52:04

had this great game and we had a bunch of beers

52:06

and we're like, let's go, we're best friends, we'll be best

52:08

friends forever. But honestly, these are my

52:10

best girls. Wow. But wait a second,

52:13

you got that tattoo after a few beers? Because I

52:15

was literally just scouting today a tattoo place here at

52:17

the East Village. I said to the guy, I said,

52:19

what are your hours usually? He goes, well, you know,

52:21

you're supposed to stay up until about two in the

52:23

morning, but you get too many drunks in here that

52:25

want tattoos. And then they come back the next day

52:27

and they say, hey, can you take this off? Where's

52:29

the eraser? And so I started shutting down around seven

52:31

or eight o'clock because you're not supposed to get a

52:33

tattoo with a little buzz on, but you did know.

52:35

No, because it like fins your

52:37

blood and you don't make, you know,

52:39

choice choices. But he was a

52:41

friend of a friend and he's an idiot. And so

52:44

he, but I still like it. I don't know if

52:46

I've made bad decisions drinking. Let me think about

52:48

it. Wait, Christian, I

52:50

really want to play golf with you one day. I'm going

52:52

to, I'm going to get ahold of you. And one day

52:54

we're going to, I'm going to take you out to JB's

52:57

out of town. Christian, you can come play with me

52:59

because I'm he's not at the club right now, but

53:01

I am. Yeah. I'm going to play golf till October.

53:03

Well, after you guys golf, Chris and I heard, I

53:05

read somewhere a while ago that you like cooking. I

53:07

love cooking. Then after golf, you can't

53:09

change the fucking line out. What else are we

53:11

going to talk about golf for you? Swing the

53:13

ball and you make a whole new home dude.

53:16

You can't just hijack the conversation.

53:18

You get really hungry playing golf. Like we

53:20

just have dinner. That's what I'm saying. Chili

53:22

burgers or whatever. You're speaking. Have you just

53:24

been playing the public courses or have you

53:26

gone around to all the, all the country

53:28

clubs too? I've been taken

53:30

to like one or two really fancy courses.

53:32

It's a completely different vibe.

53:35

Oh yeah. It's

53:37

just some good and some bad. Oh, you don't like middle aged

53:39

white guys. I like

53:41

you guys. Yeah. But pervasively I

53:44

will say sort of on the whole anyway.

53:50

That's so cool. That's so, so, so, so, so, so

53:52

cool that you do that. And we can't wait to

53:55

play with you. Shawnee,

53:57

a food question. Yeah. Yes. So

53:59

do you. Would you cook with butter or

54:01

oil? Oh,

54:04

actually it's very weird that you

54:06

asked that because last night I made a Pomodoro

54:08

and I used a bunch of butter and I was like, I

54:11

know you're kind of a bit of a cheat, but if

54:13

you like a multi-fied shit out of it and it gets

54:15

all frothy and amazing and you like me, so it's just,

54:17

yeah, it was really incredible. But this morning I thought you

54:20

could probably do that with olive

54:22

oil and it would be different, maybe

54:25

less, but you still could

54:27

get that frothy kind of... Right,

54:30

Sean? Sean, does your chef agree? I mean,

54:32

do you agree? Yeah. How

54:34

about that pasta water? But wait, why would one

54:36

want to go with olive oil instead of butter

54:39

because it's healthier or different taste? Well, it's also

54:41

a little more Italian to use oil than butter.

54:43

That's the thing. We got a least in America

54:45

with the butter. We need to take one coffee.

54:48

I like the oil. But wait, are you... I

54:50

see you're telling guys also

54:52

taking your coffee. They're also just smoking.

54:57

Are you one of those people because of

54:59

your self-described kind of quote control freak,

55:01

like you said, do you cook for all your

55:03

friends and groups of people? Do you like to

55:05

command the kitchen? Yeah,

55:08

yeah, I do Thanksgiving this year. Oh,

55:10

you did? By yourself? How'd that go? Me

55:13

and my girlfriend did it. And then people

55:15

brought stuff and it was so annoying because

55:17

we were so inundated with food.

55:19

And mine was... Mine was really great.

55:22

And then we had all these dishes sort of muddying the

55:24

waters. And I was like, what is all this bullshit? Which

55:27

is... And their shitty pots

55:29

and their tacky pans. Again, it's not

55:31

control freak. It's DreamMaker. I think it's

55:33

DreamMaker. Yeah, that's right. Did you do

55:36

the turkey and everything? Yes.

55:39

I hear that's not easy. I have a...

55:42

I really figured it out. You have to get

55:44

it in pieces. To do the whole

55:46

thing is really difficult. But if you

55:48

get it in different pieces

55:50

and the neck and the back Are

55:52

really gnarly to talk about meat in

55:54

this way. But Are it like detached

55:57

and get that dry brine going? And

55:59

So it's like all over. incrusted. You've

56:01

done this before. Vs. Wow.

56:04

Know how did you get the cooking bug? Did mom

56:06

and dad cook when you were grown up? I

56:09

had a bit of their under thick and

56:11

thin a stoner and I'm just really suit

56:13

obsessed So. Like many a little snack

56:15

anyone? some knives the I like playing

56:18

really offended by Do this a few.

56:20

Yet. Why I started baking because I started

56:22

making started with a cheesecake and I was

56:25

like i want big reward is a good

56:27

seascape is is similar to an hour and

56:29

the I was younger craving a piece of

56:31

cheesecake. I'm like why I just gonna fires

56:33

and make it so I just made it.

56:36

It's okay because the chef didn't show up

56:38

yet she has this is that with melee

56:40

or five as ethnicity as a sons doing

56:42

real well fist and really ever make sits

56:44

the ever make shit food like sloppy joes

56:46

I mix I present lots of yeah I

56:49

have like incessantly low low end. of

56:52

April one of the Slavs mirror way of

56:55

low and high though is it a I

56:57

can I sleep and see and also like

56:59

you know not as he galore risk and

57:01

we we sloppy joes ngozi how you know

57:03

you know from non son is in great

57:06

shape is a beautiful man super handsome but

57:08

he does have his little cookie pallets yeah

57:10

as and that's that's that's from all of

57:12

the the the that the fun food that

57:15

that he he making why do you have

57:17

no cookie part kristen you time like I

57:19

have to keep out another. Very fit I

57:21

guess what I'm getting to as you don't have

57:24

like a huge workout regimen that offsets like you

57:26

don't work out so that you can eat. I

57:29

mean I have gotten as as

57:31

grown in into a reasonable adults

57:33

is nice little steps so I

57:36

actually do exercise and like a

57:38

healthy food and nine not to

57:40

eat the meat and lake regrets

57:42

have incorporated some x. It's like

57:44

I'm either eating sausages. And

57:47

like. Drinking core isn't playing

57:49

mercilessly times a day, or I

57:51

am like working out constantly and

57:53

Leia. grain depriving yourself yummy

57:56

stuff for a week or two of us

57:58

yelling will worsen my own eyes I kind

58:00

of like going like all in on whatever I'm going in

58:02

on. So like, me too. There's no,

58:04

what is your sign for Christ's sake? Aries.

58:07

In fact, I was recently at the golf course and this

58:09

dude that I see all the time there who used to

58:11

be an actor, he sent us a screenplay of his. He's

58:13

an older man, really actually super

58:15

hot. Cause he's like, he

58:17

tries his lime green, like hand painted Honda

58:20

and like takes the tar out the back, offers

58:22

a beer and a sock. I was like, no.

58:24

A beer? But what are you doing? Yeah, he's

58:26

like, you want one? What would

58:29

you throw at him? That's

58:31

crazy. So he gave you a script and you

58:33

took it? I gave him

58:35

my email address. Yeah. Like he's not

58:37

sending this to me. You're a good person. But

58:40

he's cool and he sent, he like sang

58:42

these songs to me and my friends about

58:44

our signs. And mine was,

58:47

man, what is this guy? It's totally

58:50

like Google. It's on YouTube. He

58:53

sang the song called, I am, I am, I

58:55

am the ran. And like all

58:57

the verses are about like, I will lead

58:59

the charge. And like, but also how

59:02

completely like, like fucking

59:04

egotistical and like arrogant and like ridiculous

59:06

and sort of like. Yeah.

59:11

up at the country clubs. You know, that's

59:14

the thing. Cause I prefer this. We can

59:16

hear you. Exactly. But it

59:18

was like a really good, like he really

59:20

got me and he really like nailed, he

59:22

really like nailed all my attributes. So

59:25

yeah, like the Ram thing. Yeah. It

59:28

is, I'm surprised. What's the animal for a Capricorn?

59:31

Goat, maybe. See, we have these like

59:34

annoying horn. We're like these silly little

59:36

animals with big horns. Yeah. Yeah.

59:39

I don't like it. All right. We're

59:42

going to let you go. But what is your last

59:45

meal you could have being a foodie?

59:48

If you had to call in one last

59:51

meal. Is

59:54

it a pizza? I think for me it would be

59:56

fries and a pizza. I think. Would it

59:58

be dessert? Christian would it be like a dessert? Is there

1:00:00

a type thing or would it be like?

1:00:02

No, I'd go pizza over. Yeah, I like

1:00:04

the food more. You like salt more

1:00:06

than sugar? Primarily,

1:00:09

I think so, yeah. But then sometimes, you

1:00:11

just get, yeah, sometimes I get a little

1:00:13

crazy. No,

1:00:16

yeah, I would say probably pizza. I think maybe like. So

1:00:18

like pizza, beer, golf, and then video

1:00:20

games. That's a perfect Christmas or a

1:00:23

day. You just need a van and

1:00:25

you're all set. I'm not

1:00:27

a gamer. I wish that I was.

1:00:29

I'm jealous of people who are into

1:00:31

sports and video games. What's your, what's, if

1:00:34

you're not playing golf and you're, but you're drinking beer, what are

1:00:36

you doing? If you're not playing golf, like are you watching

1:00:39

TV? Or are you? I

1:00:41

like to play, I like to play pool

1:00:43

and cook and golf and read and make

1:00:45

movies. And that's

1:00:47

it. That's

1:00:50

it. By the way, that's plenty. That's pretty good

1:00:52

too. I wish I had one up. You

1:00:55

don't really. Yeah, it's really good. It's really, really

1:00:57

good. Sean, what's your last meal? Spaghetti

1:00:59

all day long. Spaghetti. Like,

1:01:02

yeah, you're fucking. And vanilla ice cream.

1:01:05

It's Christ. Drinking ice cream.

1:01:07

That really got me. That

1:01:09

was really funny. Christmas,

1:01:12

we kept you way too long. Really great. We

1:01:15

don't deserve your time. What a pleasure. Yeah,

1:01:17

seriously. I'm coming after you for some golf. Don't

1:01:19

be shocked when I, when I show up.

1:01:23

Thank you guys for letting me hang out. You guys

1:01:25

just all hang out and talk for an hour. And

1:01:27

then you put it on the internet. That's such a

1:01:29

weird thing to do. That's all we

1:01:31

do. We'll do that with my friend. No, we'll talk

1:01:33

about your, we'll talk about your movie too. We'll, we'll

1:01:35

say your movie again too. We were so bad about

1:01:37

promoting. I can't wait. Did we get a date

1:01:39

on it yet? Yeah. When

1:01:42

is it? I actually do know this. It is coming out on March

1:01:44

8th. March 8th. I think

1:01:46

maybe that's me. It's coming out in the beginning of March.

1:01:48

It's a spring release y'all. Go see it.

1:01:51

She's in it. It's love lies

1:01:53

bleeding. It's Kristen Stewart, the great Kristen

1:01:55

Stewart. We don't do this often. Thank

1:02:01

you. Thank you, Christian.

1:02:04

So nice to meet you today. Thanks, Chris. You

1:02:06

were great. Thank you so much.

1:02:08

That was really fun. Thank you. And

1:02:11

done. And done. Well,

1:02:14

great. The great Christian Stewart. I

1:02:16

can't believe I just love that.

1:02:18

You know, she's so there's so

1:02:21

much. I wish I

1:02:23

had her her street cred, right?

1:02:25

She's really cool. She's happening. The

1:02:27

fact that she plays golf is

1:02:29

just such a great sort of counterbalance to that.

1:02:31

Like I think it gives golf a great name,

1:02:34

you know, it's like, well, it's listened. It does

1:02:36

not have a long history

1:02:40

of being street credit. So

1:02:43

you get some cool person like her golf.

1:02:45

It's great for the sport. I

1:02:47

agree. I agree. But at the same time, I will say

1:02:49

this, like who gives a shit? I wonder if she wanted

1:02:51

to go to the dinosaur golf. People think what,

1:02:54

what's that? She's going to become the new dinosaur.

1:02:56

She's the new dinosaur. All we gotta do is

1:02:58

we gotta, we gotta convince her to come to

1:03:00

one of these pro hams with us. Yeah, exactly.

1:03:03

Yeah. And we'll be a great get. Yeah.

1:03:05

Well, and maybe on one of our

1:03:07

golf trips, she seems like a super fun hang.

1:03:10

Well, the AT&T maybe gets the

1:03:12

celebs back. Maybe next year, Mr.

1:03:14

John, the great Steve John, great

1:03:16

Steve John. We'll we'll invite Kristen.

1:03:19

Maybe that'll be, but, and then on

1:03:21

top of that, we forget the fact

1:03:23

that she's like Academy award nominated Cesar

1:03:25

wing. She's not even from like, it's

1:03:28

very, it's not, not rare, but it's

1:03:30

rarefied air of being somebody who's been

1:03:32

part of like massive franchises and then

1:03:34

done all these like really cool, uh,

1:03:37

art house films, uh, you know, that have

1:03:39

her co-star would be, would be one of

1:03:41

the, one of the few that Robert Pattinson

1:03:44

had a similar, uh, a similar thing.

1:03:47

Yeah. Not fortunate. Cause that, that takes away from

1:03:49

their talent. Um, but the, the both of them

1:03:51

were able to find some projects

1:03:53

that you know, facilitate a transition for them.

1:03:55

Yeah. Post that. Cause like downing, you could

1:03:57

say, but downing came into it with a.

1:04:00

huge, you know, body of work before he

1:04:02

started getting into the Marvel stuff. So like, you

1:04:04

know, but really to start as a young

1:04:06

actor and come

1:04:08

out of that kind of games. Wasn't Jen,

1:04:10

didn't Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence, she transitioned. Well,

1:04:13

great Jennifer Lawrence. You're right. You're

1:04:15

right. All right. So, but there've been a few days. It's

1:04:17

still rare. You can't, it's on one hand. You should get

1:04:19

her. You should get her to play golf because, you know,

1:04:23

she, yes, there comes get ready. Why does it look

1:04:25

like you're reading? No, I'm

1:04:27

not. I'm just saying, cause you know, when, when

1:04:31

God, he can't, he's so proud of it. Go

1:04:33

ahead. When golfers sometimes yell that thing at the

1:04:35

golf ball, right? Like an announcer will say like,

1:04:37

she's going to have to get this one to

1:04:39

blank, right? If she's going to, right.

1:04:43

Like when they hit the ball and it's in flight, they go,

1:04:45

Oh, bite,

1:04:47

bite, bite, bite.

1:04:50

Okay. We will allow judges will allow you to

1:04:52

think we'll allow that by no, I

1:04:57

will say this, that particular one

1:04:59

actually bite. Nice. Nice

1:05:01

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