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Welcome back to more Reddit
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stories. I'm Shane, and
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today I'm joined by Ian and
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Amanda. Hello. Happy to be
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here. Thank you, Ian. The
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theme today is, am I safe? And
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by that I mean, there's a lot of people in this
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who think they're chill, who think they're cool, but
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they're the type of people that you're like, I should not
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hang out with you. Why was I invited
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on this episode? Yeah, also, wait, I
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know why I was invited, because I
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can tell you that you're not safe. You
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make everyone. Yeah, yeah, and you
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make everybody feel safe. It's true, because
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I- Unless they don't
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like physical touch. Yeah, which I learned
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pretty quickly. And then I go, I need
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to stop touching everybody. Ha ha ha ha
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ha ha ha ha. So
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we're gonna read through these, and at the end,
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we're gonna kind of vote on who we think
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is the least safe person out of all of
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these stories. Okay. Here we go, our first story.
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Am I the asshole for making my
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16-year-old son drink an 18-pack of beer
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that he stole? I'm
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sorry. I mean, I already see the
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thought process, that dude is like cigarette,
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because they do have his cigarettes. Yep.
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Cigarettes and beer are not the same thing.
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Okay, okay. I think this is Peter Griffin
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who wrote this. Okay. My
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16-year-old son started his senior year this week.
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This last weekend of summer, we agreed to
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let him go to a friend's house. We've
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been quarantined all summer along with his friend.
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This was written in 2020, August of 2020.
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His parents are our friends. They're serious about
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sickness. It was supposed to be
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just them two, the parents being out of town,
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and they were supposed to be just playing video
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games. Well, that's not what they had
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planned. They planned a little
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get together with only like five
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people. I found this out
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after I found the 18-pack in my fridge
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in the garage this afternoon. Turns out my
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kids stole it from the gas station and
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put it there until the get together started
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a few hours later. I went
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to the gas station and confirmed he stole it. I
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paid them and made sure they didn't press charges. which
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cost me an extra $100. I
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figured this is the most expensive beer I've ever paid
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for, so we might as well drink it, right? I
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parked his ass on the couch right next to me
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as we shared beer after beer of his stolen 18
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pack. We just watched NBA games like
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we normally do, except this time, I
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wasn't the only one drinking beers. By
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beer 3, he was noticeably intoxicated. He
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threw up at beer 7, but he
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still seemed coherent. My wife asked
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me to stop at this point, which I would
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have, but my son literally yelled from the bathroom,
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fuck him, I'm good. By beer
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9, he was throwing up again and crying
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for mommy. She babied him to sleep with
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water and snacks, then made him breakfast in
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bed the next morning. I told him to
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wake the fuck up and weed whack the
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backyard. We are a few
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days removed from this, and my wife is still
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really mad at me. She says this is what
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teenagers do, and my response was way too harsh.
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Apparently, we should have just grounded him. Uh,
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yeah, I mean he committed a crime.
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Okay, hold on, I want to back it up even
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more. So did
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the gas station person like extort
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him for more money? I was
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gonna say, was he like, yeah, and also $100? Yeah, give
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me an 18 pack, but give me $100 or I'm calling the
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cops? I
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mean, yeah, he did blackmail him, but he also,
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I guess the dad did basically let the guy
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know like, oh, my son stole it. So
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then the gas station guy did have probably the
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means to press charges. That was smart, that was
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smart on him. The dad did save money by
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probably avoiding all that. It's
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still kind of, it is sketchy.
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Yeah, and also like, I'm
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sorry, but it sounds like his dad was
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like setting his son up for a good
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time, like a good chill hang sesh with
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him. I know, it's like, hey, you did
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this bad thing. You stole something from a
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gas station. Now we're going to drink beer
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and watch NBA. What? Yeah, I will say
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I'm not super shocked by this because I
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feel like I've heard a lot of parents
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doing this back in the day. Like I
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definitely got pulled over. and they made us pour
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out every beer can, but this was the
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cops. They didn't make me like sit and drink it.
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But like honestly, I think growing
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up, I've known parents to do that.
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Here's my only issue, is
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that your kid could get alcohol poisoning.
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So after he throws up once, it's
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like you're done, and
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yes, wake up and weed whack. That's
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probably what I would do. I would be like, all right, four.
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I mean, I don't know. I don't know
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though, that's so risky, alcohol poisoning.
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Yeah. Well, it's also you're
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giving alcohol to a miner. You're also forcing alcohol
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to a miner. There's a lot
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of levels to it. When you say miner, it makes
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it sound way worse. Yeah, it is way worse. I
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feel like it's like a felony. I
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think it is a felony. Nine
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beers is a lot of alcohol, and
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we don't even know what kind of
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alcohol this is, because beer is a
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shitty letter. But like a different, different,
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it's probably like Bud Light or something,
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but nine Bud Lights. I get
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the argument of like the European style of like,
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oh, well, like a beer or
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wine with dinner. But that is
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so different than getting your kid
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drunk. Well, he stole it. Which
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makes me think that he maybe
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it's very strict. Well,
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he stole it because they probably didn't have anyone who can
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buy it, because he's 16. Dude,
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I'm gonna stop there. How
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did you get alcohol when you were a teen? Not that
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we're trying to teach people how to get alcohol legally, but
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how did you get alcohol when you were a teen? Idyll
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of sisters. You look
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a lot alike. But my parents were
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very, they
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were more open about that. But I don't
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think my parents would ever make me sit
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and chug alcohol. They'd be
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like, you know what? They'd probably bring me back
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to the gas station and go, this
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is my daughter, she stole this. What does she
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have to face? That's probably what my mom would
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do. Realistically.
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Dad drank the beers too. Like, hey, the dad has
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a problem. Yeah,
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that's weird. It's like you're trying
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to train your kid to become an alcoholic where
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he's like, no, no, no, no. Well, keep drinking.
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Yeah, some comments here. You're the asshole. If a
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child is throwing up from the amount of alcohol
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they drink, it's time to stop. I know you
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want to act all macho before your son, but
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giving him alcohol poisoning isn't the way to go
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about it. Neither is permanent brain damage or a
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coma. Just take his electronics away next time or
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something or make him pay the hundred bucks, you
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know, be a parent or something. Someone
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else said, you're the asshole and abuser
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for deliberately trying to give your son
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alcohol poisoning and jeopardizing his life. Had
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he needed medical help, you'd be charged
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with child abuse or endangerment at minimum.
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Someone else said, you're the asshole. He should not
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have stolen beer, but that doesn't mean you should
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potentially give him alcohol poisoning or brain damage. Alcohol
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is rather harmful to those whose brains have yet to fully
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develop, which is around the age of 25. I'm
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not going to tell you how to parent, but I
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really don't think that putting a child's health in danger
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is the right thing to do. OP
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responded to that saying, thanks for your post.
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Are you aware of any studies that you
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can provide to show that one time drunkenness
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for a 16 year old could lead to
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brain damage? Oh, there were
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20 down votes. Yeah, this guy is
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out for blood to just be like,
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all right, we're both going to drink
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nine beers is like, what?
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Like that's crazy behavior. Yeah. Well, he
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said they split it. So I beer
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seven still seemed coherent by beer nine.
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He was throwing up again and crying
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for mommy. She babied him to sleep.
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So they both drink nine beers. So
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I think the dad also in my mind, dad
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also saw it as an opportunity to be like,
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I can drink nine beers as well. Yeah, that
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way. Yeah. No, it's horrible. It's
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clear that he's like passing on maybe something.
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Because as a parent, if
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I if I found out my son
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drank nine beers, that's also worth like
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being like, hey. We need to sit
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down and talk. I'd be like, whoa. I'm
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like, you're not you should never drink
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that amount. Like, you know, because I
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agree. When someone's a teenager you can't
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just be like you cannot drink alcohol.
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I can prevent you I can control you Yeah,
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then they're gonna like hey if
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you're gonna not listen to if
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you're gonna go around our backs and
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do stuff that teenagers do sometimes Yeah,
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be safe like be smart
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about it because you can die you
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can get super messed up permanently from even
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one night and I
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just think he should have he completely missed
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all the steps of like make
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him pay make him
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work and pay and Apologize
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to you know, it's not a bad punishment
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If you think about it of like if he wakes
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up hungover weed wax He'll be fine by the next
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night He's 16 and then he's just like they kind
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of got away with it. Correct. Yeah
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insane stupid. It's weird All
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right Next story. I don't feel safer
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on that dad. Nope. Nope Am
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I the asshole for adding olive oil to my
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girlfriend's meals? Oh Oh,
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oh no. Oh, no. I think
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I know where this is going really I
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feel like we've seen I feel like we've seen these
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guys before okay. Oh I
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a 24 year old male have been with my
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girlfriend Mari a 22 year old woman for two years Mari
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is a fitness buff She's all about healthy eating
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exercise and weightlifting and I love that about her
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the problem started a few months ago Mari
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used to have really bad body image problems around
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when we first started going out It was harmful
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bad for her and bad for her mind She's
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taken incredible strides to fix her body image
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problems such as therapy and slowly incorporating more
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food into her meals She hasn't
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had a flare-up of those problems for the
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last year and I am very proud of
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her However, as of late I feel that
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her body image problems have flared up with
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some changes in her lifestyle She wakes up
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at 5 a.m. Every day to go on
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a run Her portions are considerably smaller and
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she goes weightlifting five days a week with
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Pilates on the other two to me It
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seemed that her intense and strict regimen was
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from her body image problems because she's shed
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off the curves She gained when she started
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her recovery. I really liked her curves and
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she's become rather lean now I
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voiced my concerns to her and she told
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me that she's currently on a cut following
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her bulk. This is where I might be
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the asshole. I was still very worried
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about her so I started sneaking olive oil into
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her meals. I do a majority
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of the cooking but she preps the ingredients for
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her meals, ways and measures for macros in her
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tracking app. She isn't allergic or
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anything but I've been adding enough to add
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a considerable amount of extra calories. This has
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been going on for about three months and
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she's frustrated that she's plateaued in her progress
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and even gained a bit of weight. That
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is until she found the empty olive oil
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bottles in the garbage bin. Mari
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does the grocery shopping and she asked me
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about the bottles. There were about five from
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this week. Oh my god! That
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is so much. God,
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their toilet must be insane.
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I just love the plural
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bottles. Five bottles? Because
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she does not recall buying or even seeing olive oil in
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our cabinets. I usually sneak the
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bottles off to dispose of them but hadn't had the chance.
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So I came clean and told her that when I cook
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I add some olive oil and just didn't tell her. She
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got very upset with me and asked why I would do that. I
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told her that I voiced my concern about her fitness
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obsession many times but she brushed me off. So as
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her partner I took measures into my own hands. She's
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currently staying at her sister's. How
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I saw it was that I was protecting
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my partner from another downward spiral. But
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my brother, who is a gym rat, said that I
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was an ass for doing that to her. Regardless
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of my concerns, am I the
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asshole? Edit, the bottles are really small. I
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wasn't forcing her to suck back a 500 ml bottle daily. I
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do believe as well that two of the empty bottles were
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left over from the last time. Uh,
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still. Dude, if you're gonna sneak
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olive oil in, what else are you gonna sneak into her
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food? Yeah. That's
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controlling his ass. This is the flip side of, I
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mean the other one was arguably worse, but we had
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the guy who was putting sawdust in his. Yeah,
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that's what I was thinking of. But,
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but I've, this is not the
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first time that we've had boyfriends trying to
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like fuck with their boyfriends.
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partners well and and the end of major
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tell is he only he only hit it
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in there in one sentence was he was
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like I really liked her curves
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and now they're going away and it's like
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and it's like oh okay this is a
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youth it like this is you and you're
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like I'm gonna take her health into my
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hands and also not tell her and
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also think about like then
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she's gonna be questioning her diet
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and probably trying to cut in other
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places and then flare up even more yeah yeah
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no that's makes me
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crazy she will probably break up with
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him because if she has in this
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story broken up with him because how frustrating is
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that because you know you can
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question like whether it's healthy or not to be
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working out that amount but she is putting in
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that work and she's been frustrated
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for months at like not seeing the
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results that she's been putting in her
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partner was sabotaging her work and
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not telling her it's so it's
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a lot of olive oil are we yeah
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a lot of all of it's gotta be
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a all right gotta be a lot let's
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see if there's answers in the comments here
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you're the asshole huge this only hurts her
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and will likely make an unhealthy relationship she
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has with food even worse in
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the comments he says he only adds
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three to four tablespoons ish per
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meal that's a lot and he puts it
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in her protein shake to oh
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they don't recommend more than one
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to two ish tablespoons a day
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for olive oil so he's at
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least tripling the recommended amount protein
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shake and dinner more if he's
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doing this to lunches and snacks
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and excess olive oil can
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cause diarrhea acne rashes and if he's using
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too much it can actually possibly trash her
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kidneys or cause low blood pressure that can
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lead to fainting and that's in addition to
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sabotaging her mental health and setting her back
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in her recovery and now she'll have
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trust issues with people or maybe just
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boyfriends handling her food Jesus fucking Christ
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lastly someone said did it ever occur
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to you that the next step for
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her could have been cutting calories more
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you might have endangered her to relapse into
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unhealthy habits she wanted to be leaner and
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you manipulated her diet to make her gain
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weight because why you like
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her more curvy how about supporting her
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for making healthy healthier choices and being
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proud of her you deliberately sabotaged her
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I'm concerned for your relationship but even
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more for her mental health you're the
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asshole my dude yeah yeah I just
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looked it up four tablespoons of olive
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oil is almost 500 calories
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that he's oh it's a certain amount no for
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like I meal prep for my whole week
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and when I'm like meal prepping for my
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whole week I'm using less than four tablespoons
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of olive oil so that's like a week
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of olive oil yeah he's also putting in
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a protein shake so it's not even being
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cooked disgusting it's not even cooked like it's
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not like there's none of its burning off
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that's just pure olive oil in that that's
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disgusting it's a lot it's too much of
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a daily I hate to compare this to
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murder but I'm gonna
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because so many partners sneak
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in little bits of like poison into
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their partners food to slowly kill them
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I know it sounds insane yeah but
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if you can sneak something into someone's
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food for that many months because you
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want them you want
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to have power over them to do something you want
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I mean that's like it it's a gateway to olive
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oil oh it's so it's so vulnerable
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it's so vulnerable to be like hey I was slipping
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in something that you are putting in your body like
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that's just scary and
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also like it's it's so
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weird because like this is
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something that maybe could have been overcome
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with like a single
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conversation about like hey like
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I'm concerned about your health
15:38
yeah you see your cutting blah blah
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blah like you have a conversation about it and
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then maybe you could figure something out and he
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did talk to her I voiced my concerns and
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she told me that she's currently on a cut
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following her bulk which is a thing people do
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yeah I mean he
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doesn't really talk extensively of feeling like I
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think she's in danger I think her body's
15:58
in danger he mentions the curves He
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mentioned, like, I think my
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theory, and I mean, we don't know
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these people, but my theory,
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same with the other stories we've gotten, is like,
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no, you wanted to control her body. He's
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way less than- You wanted her body to look a way that is more
16:17
attractive to you. He wants control over
16:20
her. Yeah. But you don't get to
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control people's bodies. And also, even if she
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did have a severe problem, even if it was dangerous,
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and people were like, oh man- Get a professional. But
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you don't do this. This
16:31
isn't going to help. That is
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a psychological- It's a psychological thing. And
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if you don't treat the psychological
16:38
aspect of it, you're not fixing it. Verdict
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is asshole. Not
16:43
surprised. Any story of someone manipulating
16:45
someone's food and not telling them, immediate
16:48
asshole. No matter what it is. For results that
16:50
they want. Yeah, no matter
16:52
what. Or they think that partner wants.
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Yeah. Yeah. All
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right. Oh, better than sawdust,
16:59
but that's a real low bar. Okay.
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So we think that guy's worse than the dad.
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I trust that. That guy's like a poisoner
17:07
from Game of Thrones. Yes, exactly. His little
17:09
finger. Yeah. All right.
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Next story. Am I
17:14
the asshole for convincing my best friend to
17:16
kick out two drunk women after his birthday
17:18
party? Okay. My
17:21
friend hosted his birthday at his apartment yesterday night. There
17:23
was a lot of boos and a lot of people.
17:25
The party started at around eight and went on till
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1 a.m. By about 1 30
17:30
in the morning, most people had gotten their way
17:32
home. There were a few different designated drivers except
17:34
for a small group of women. I
17:36
will admit I made the jungle juice a little stronger
17:38
than I intended, but I was not trying
17:40
to get anyone drunk. You made jungle. No,
17:42
you're looking to get everybody wasted. If you make
17:44
jungle juice, people are expected to get drunk. In
17:47
fact, I hate being around drunk women. They
17:50
just make me very uncomfortable and I like to
17:52
have a few other non-drunk female witnesses around whenever
17:54
I'm near a drunk woman. Oh,
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I already don't feel safe around this bridge. Well, if
17:58
I was a woman, I wouldn't. feel safe. I
18:01
was too drunk to drive and these two drunk girls
18:03
were not having a good time. They were hurling in
18:05
the toilet. My friend offered to let the three of
18:08
us crash at his place. They were fine with it
18:10
but I was immediately uncomfortable. I pulled my friend aside
18:12
and asked if we really needed to let them stay.
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He said yeah he got an air mattress just for
18:16
this reason. I tried to be upfront about it. These
18:18
two girls were very drunk and were not as drunk
18:21
as me and him. I said it'd make me very
18:23
uncomfortable to have to spend the night with these women.
18:26
It took some convincing but eventually I got him
18:28
to kick these girls out. They were upset but
18:30
it's not really either of our faults that
18:32
they didn't prepare. They somehow got home so
18:34
they were fine. Come morning one
18:37
of these girls was blowing up my phone telling me that
18:39
I was a huge dick to convince him to not let
18:41
them stay. A bunch of people are saying
18:43
I need to apologize but honestly I feel like it's
18:45
not something I need to apologize for. I voiced
18:47
that I was uncomfortable with them being there and
18:49
my friend wanted me to feel more comfortable. There's
18:52
nothing bad about that. If there is then kick
18:54
me up. Okay
18:56
first of all this guy's is uncomfortable because
18:58
he's uncomfortable of what will what he will
19:00
do. Yeah that's what
19:02
I see. He's uncomfortable because he's
19:05
like uh-oh they put me in
19:07
a rough situation. Never
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send three very drunk girls
19:11
who are sick home by
19:14
themselves. He's 100% the asshole.
19:16
It's like I'm sorry if
19:19
you're uncomfortable you're going to have to deal.
19:21
Don't make jungle juice. It's also
19:23
just like a weird tell that he's like I
19:26
feel uncomfortable around drunk women. Yes.
19:28
Like why women specifically? Because he's
19:34
afraid of like what will happen. Yeah it's
19:37
some weird ass behavior like if a friend of
19:39
mine was saying stuff like that I'd be like
19:41
what? Also jungle juice. Yeah
19:44
I don't make jungle juice. I've left
19:46
my jungle juice was literally probably in What's
19:49
in it again? The point of a jungle juice
19:52
is that everything is in it. And and most
19:54
of the everything is hard liquor. Yes. Yeah
19:56
yeah yeah. Insane. It's like yeah if
19:58
you made jungle juice Because
20:01
you're expecting everybody to get very fucked
20:03
up. I think if you're making the
20:05
drinks, especially making jungle juice, you should
20:08
feel some amount of responsibility for how
20:10
drunk people get. You know?
20:13
Listen, drunk girls, they're a lot. They
20:15
can be a lot, okay? I have definitely
20:17
thrown up on the side of someone's car.
20:20
I was awful while we
20:22
were driving. But don't let...
20:26
I was not driving. No. I
20:28
was like, I'm gonna eat screaming vomiting. And
20:33
then we parked in the next morning and we got out and I was
20:35
like, we didn't wash it off. Sorry.
20:39
And then the Northeast in the winter said
20:41
just froze. Correct. Really? Oh.
20:44
But they can be annoying, but you never let them
20:46
just go. And he doesn't even mention
20:49
any sort of means of like how he... if
20:51
he's gonna kick him out, how he's trying to help him get
20:54
home. No, he just sent them out the door. Alright, some comments
20:56
here. You're the asshole. Yeah.
20:59
I'm like... Is
21:08
this guy from Australia? I'm like...
21:11
Ears? Like... Yeah, Chlaugh.
21:13
The assault on people. Yeah, mental assault on
21:15
Xinfire Man. Thecatch and he's just like, that's
21:17
the guy that you ate a AR denied
21:19
home flash, so this guy'sF contrast
21:21
is pretty big. I
21:25
don't know. Yeah, I'm like... Ears,
21:27
flameth... I want to hear that
21:29
from like a Australian accent.
21:31
Um, Mike, fricking grow a
21:33
pair. You put two drunk
21:36
females out on their ears. Over your comfort? Pussy.
21:39
Have you ever read the news? Every flaming day
21:41
there's a story about women being attacked by men. How
21:44
would you have felt if you found out these ladies have been attacked?
21:46
Major asshole. Wow! See?
21:49
So much better. I would watch your show.
21:52
Whatever show that is. I don't know. That
21:54
was as close as I get to Billy Be butcher.
22:01
All right, this
22:03
next one's a doozy. So buckle
22:05
up. Okay. My mother
22:07
tried to trick me, a 26 year old
22:10
woman, into joining my sister, 31, for
22:12
dinner after she
22:14
tested me around her husband, who's
22:17
31. Wait. This
22:20
is actually crazy and there's going to be lots of details
22:22
so please bear with me. My sister recently
22:24
got married. It's been about three to four months.
22:26
I didn't really see much of them after the
22:28
wedding, honeymoon and then back to work. But once
22:30
a month our family all gets together and my
22:33
parents host a huge feast. Since this
22:35
took place a week ago, it was
22:37
for the month of August. During this
22:39
dinner, my brother-in-law was being extremely weird
22:41
towards me. He was complimenting my body,
22:43
ignoring my sister, and just straight up
22:45
acting so strange. It was completely unexpected
22:47
for several reasons. One being
22:49
his wife was sitting right next to me
22:51
and two, he has only been married a
22:53
few months. Also, he's just never spoken to
22:56
slash about me like that before. I felt
22:59
really uncomfortable and I'm sure it translated to
23:01
the rest of the room because what the
23:03
fuck. Except it was weird because nobody was
23:05
pointing anything out. I was extremely confused and
23:07
just wanted to leave. I left early but
23:09
when I got home I just felt so
23:11
icky. I don't even know how to describe
23:13
it. I decided to message my sister and
23:15
let her know his behavior made me uncomfortable.
23:17
I told her that it was also concerning
23:19
that he felt comfortable enough to say those
23:21
things in front of my parents and brother.
23:24
I explained that if she didn't
23:26
feel comfortable being in the middle I would
23:28
wouldn't mind explaining this to him myself. His
23:30
behavior was so unnerving that I FaceTimed
23:33
my boyfriend who was away for work
23:35
in the US. I told him it
23:37
was weird and how suddenly my brother-in-law's
23:39
behavior towards me went from that of
23:41
siblings to this horribly uncomfortable situation. He
23:43
was pissed, rightfully so. My sister
23:45
didn't respond to my text until the next day. She asked
23:47
to meet up so I did. I was
23:50
expecting her to be upset and to have
23:52
him apologize for what he said. Instead she
23:54
admits it was all a test and
23:56
I passed. I
23:59
was confused to say the least. What
24:01
did she mean by a test? Past?
24:03
Like what's going on? Turns out
24:06
she had her husband do those things on purpose
24:08
because she wanted to see how I would react
24:10
if he had those if he had said those
24:12
things to me and meant them. My reaction and
24:15
choice to message her afterwards told her I could
24:17
be trusted around him. I was offended
24:19
to say the least. Why would she think
24:21
I couldn't be trusted? Well, let me tell
24:23
you in my opinion, the not very valid
24:26
reason for this lack of trust. My
24:28
sister has been married before. She was 27 and
24:30
the divorce was about 10 months into marriage. Her
24:33
ex was a psycho to say the least. He
24:35
had known me longer than he did my sister.
24:37
I was actually the one who had introduced
24:39
them. They got along well and
24:41
eventually started dating. It looked like the healthiest
24:43
and most romantic relationship to grace planet earth
24:45
except when they got married during their marriage,
24:47
I was staying with them because it was
24:49
closer to commute to work. They had
24:52
extra bedrooms and I would pay rent
24:54
and cook and clean myself. My underwear,
24:56
bras and panties would often go missing.
24:58
It started off small. I
25:00
just assumed it got mixed up in my sister's
25:02
laundry and would turn up eventually. But it was
25:04
happening more frequently to the point I was buying
25:07
underwear almost weekly. I kept pressuring my
25:09
sister to admit she was stealing my underwear
25:11
and she was adamant it wasn't her. I
25:13
decided just to ignore it and go about
25:15
my day. Something I haven't even considered an
25:17
option was the real reason. My former
25:19
brother in law was stealing my underwear. I don't
25:22
know nor did I want to know what he
25:24
was doing with it when I found out. But
25:26
I was so disgusted and confused someone I thought
25:28
was my friend was actually just a perv. He
25:30
admitted he had never really loved my sister and
25:32
was just using her to get to me. I
25:35
was just so creeped out and I pressed charges
25:38
against him for his sickening behavior. I was able
25:40
to get a restraining order and my sister divorced
25:42
him almost instantly after finding out. This was four
25:44
years ago. She used something traumatic
25:46
that happened to me and flipped it to make
25:48
it seem Like I'm the one who was
25:51
untrustworthy. She Claimed I must have strung him
25:53
along for him to think like that. And
25:55
this test with my new brother in law
25:57
was just to prove I wasn't doing it
25:59
again. Safe to say I was
26:01
extremely hurt and angry by her response. so I
26:03
told her never to speak or contact me again
26:05
if that's what she really thought of me. My
26:07
family found out and for the most part agreed
26:10
her behavior is crazy, but my mother stood by
26:12
her actions and said my sister was just trying
26:14
to protect yourself from being hurt again. I told
26:16
her if she had just been honest with me
26:18
from the start, I wouldn't have been as bothered.
26:20
There's a right way to approach things and are
26:22
always. This isn't just wrong, it's also crazy. Why
26:25
is she so adamant? it's my life goal to
26:27
hurt her? I didn't know that her ex was
26:29
going to turn. Out like that. So why am
26:31
I being punished She claimed by should have
26:33
had some indication. Ah, he liked me but
26:35
he really made it seem like he was
26:37
head over heels for my sister. How am
26:39
I supposed to know what's going on in
26:41
someone elses mind? Anyway, the next month the
26:43
family dinner was that for early this month
26:46
yesterday and it was the most compatible date
26:48
for everyone schedule. I told my parents to
26:50
expect me not to show up of my
26:52
sister and brother lower going. It was even
26:54
because I refused to ever speak to her
26:56
again. I just said that because the situation
26:58
was so fresh. I told my mother. I
27:00
would apologize when I had cooled down a little,
27:02
it was just difficult to face them when they
27:04
made me feel like a horrible person for a
27:06
situation that was out of my control. My.
27:09
Mother assured me my sister wouldn't attend so
27:12
I agreed to come. I'd ah when I
27:14
arrived they were both there. He felt like
27:16
an ambush and it's sort of was. My
27:18
sister demanded I apologize for my reaction because
27:20
it was my own fault it happened in
27:22
the first place. For I can't lie, I
27:24
say that I told her she should remove
27:26
my number and the title of being my
27:29
sister if she really felt that way. I
27:31
just need advice because therapy isn't scheduled for
27:33
another two weeks and I feel like I
27:35
just rubbed a soap opera story line. I
27:38
feel kind of bad because I do understand my
27:40
sister had or trust broken completely by her acts,
27:42
but I feel like that distress shouldn't be aimed
27:44
at me rather than the person who actually caused
27:46
it. I was the one who introduced her to
27:48
the a hole in the first place and I
27:51
feel guilty for that already. But I'm failing to
27:53
see how her schemes to manipulate me into thinking
27:55
she's been wronged by a husband once again is
27:57
justified. I want to apologize to her for one
27:59
reason: Ever introducing that man to her,
28:01
I really need her to see that I
28:03
was. I wasn't trying anything when her ex
28:05
was dealing my underwear, I was just as
28:07
in the dark as her. How do I
28:09
go about doing the above? Because I want
28:11
to put this behind me and move on.
28:13
I was just finally here healing from her
28:15
former marriage and now this one is about
28:18
also putting me in a very uncomfortable position
28:20
with my sister, my brother law, and my
28:22
own mother. Any. Advice on how to
28:24
tackle apologizing, getting my sister's trust back,
28:26
and showing her I truly what the
28:28
best for her. p Apologies for spelling
28:30
such grammar mistakes. It's two am and
28:32
I usually sleep around ten pm. It
28:34
possible that parts of this what makes
28:36
and so I'm more than happy. Try
28:38
and make things easier to understand the
28:40
comments. I'm just so tired that my
28:42
brain is working at ten percent right
28:44
now. I'm says where they got. I
28:47
feel very like. Connected.
28:50
To the sunk. As I can understand
28:52
everyone's role, Nasa mom will always try
28:54
to get the sisters or brothers to
28:56
has when they're still mad. That's like
28:59
always the moms role and the owners.
29:01
I will say though, it's harder to
29:03
admit that someone was just not that
29:05
into you. Cry. Like it's
29:07
really hard to admit that you're always gonna try.
29:09
To blame the only other girl.
29:11
In the situation which is terrible,
29:14
we need to stop doing that.
29:16
I personally think that See has
29:18
C needs. Time to heal. My
29:21
only advice would hurt to be is. I
29:24
would do exactly what she did. I be like
29:26
do Not contact. Me right now I need
29:28
space and time to heal and unfortunately
29:30
celtics he can't contact her mom either.
29:32
Correct, The mom is gonna continue to.
29:34
Yep, yeah, try to try to be
29:37
the peacemaker, but in only like that's
29:39
lied. It's it's. really I would say
29:41
that everything she said I agree with like
29:43
the only thing that she's really incredibly sorry.
29:45
For his. The. Introduce
29:48
her to the asshole. What she didn't
29:50
know right now sees when cornered. she's
29:52
not ready, says up, process is not
29:55
healed. She's been cornered any other sister.
29:57
Can. Literally has some issues that. The
30:00
work they'll the I see. Data his eyes
30:02
ceiling her. Sisters. Underwear. The
30:04
under her roof and it is is hulu anyway and
30:06
horses and it for and us and it's crazy. It's
30:09
like how do you. Yeah. How
30:11
do you make sense of such in
30:13
in seen situation? Wow and unfortunately the
30:15
way the she did was like oh
30:17
my sister must have been at fault
30:20
for that of sad to blame the
30:22
person tale as old as time. At.
30:24
Another time, blaming the woman is lighter.
30:26
What'd you do to make him do.
30:28
That yeah and a decent be so
30:30
sexy around my husband's. Yeah, exactly.
30:32
I think. Ah,
30:34
Goddess. So it's so
30:36
complicated. I do agree. I, you know,
30:39
You could debate on. While. You. Know.
30:41
Contact for us your life is external
30:44
about what I agree of like at
30:46
least founder in a while like Cel
30:48
contact gotta You gotta give yourself some
30:50
space and get away because they're. Her.
30:52
Sister in or mom rolling in to this impossible for
30:54
her job like get over for a while. Or
30:57
Cicero haven't taken any responsibility for
30:59
what see has done in it
31:01
which is just put all the
31:03
blame on her poor sister. Who.
31:06
Now is probably just like. Living.
31:08
Every day also. The husband
31:10
does new husband agreeing to go along
31:12
with that guys off but if I
31:14
marry someone there like hey I'm also
31:16
to hit on my sister denied a
31:18
bike. I. Be like are why I guess
31:20
yeah about that as a suitable. You
31:23
just nice. Yeah. You
31:28
look good also. where you eat those
31:30
most potatoes is good. I
31:33
would I would not like. My
31:35
poker face is ah no as.
31:38
That's just me that she has unhealthy or
31:40
licenses. The My pillow Oh my God. If
31:42
I ever if like. The
31:44
does she? I'm not. Feeling Marietta's as
31:46
you need a working under husband sounds like
31:48
a ride or die though. Ah do you
31:50
go along with that science and or it
31:52
out on earth and are I had some
31:54
comments here. You have nothing to
31:56
apologize for. your sister, her husband, and your
31:58
mother. or fucking nuts. What other stones are
32:01
they going to come up with to try
32:03
and trap you into supposedly confirming their delusions.
32:05
Someone. Else at what you wear your father
32:07
and other family members doing during this
32:09
charade, Why? Why didn't anyone speak up
32:11
or have your back? Totally creepy. You
32:13
deserved to be treated better by everyone
32:15
who was there. She. Said
32:17
my dad wasn't pleased with what my brother
32:20
in law had said during the August dinner.
32:22
Then when he found out the plan, he
32:24
forbade him from entering the family home. Again,
32:26
That my mother lied and said that see
32:28
that he wasn't invited, but they showed up
32:31
anyway. Oh my ah. Apparently he was livid
32:33
and threatened to call the police if they
32:35
didn't leave. I left after I said what
32:37
I said so I don't know what happened.
32:39
I love for my brother. My brother called
32:41
me and told me everything that went down
32:44
from when I left the August dinner and
32:46
this month dinner. My brother. And Dad are
32:48
amazing and I'm going to update the post some
32:50
point to make sure everyone knows this. Separate only
32:52
allows you to make one update so I wanted
32:54
to make it worth your while you're While they've
32:57
been supportive and I have tried to talk some
32:59
sense into my mother their words not mine. I've
33:01
not spoken to my mother in a few days,
33:03
which is so odd for me because I always
33:05
call or at least once a day and of
33:08
course haven't spoken to my sister or her husband
33:10
yeah, I never adding a three that she can
33:12
maintain contact with her father and her brother. And
33:14
that makes sense to me that the father for
33:16
some reason that a sense of. The father and
33:19
brother lives of what this is insane
33:21
behavior. Yeah and and and I was
33:23
The sister Would see that be like
33:25
they're other men who are like that's.
33:27
On. Him like that's. That.
33:29
If a dude doing that, that's on their
33:32
eggs. and also of the do that
33:34
can just easily hit on assessor where
33:36
it's believable. He.
33:38
Was only do the same thought of they go.
33:40
I I don't know our undies I was,
33:42
I have is. I think that's the thing
33:45
that I can't get over this whole story
33:47
where it's like. Everything
33:49
in this story all this turmoil
33:52
was caused by one fucking perv
33:54
later. Like any and he's is
33:56
like living his life out, probably
33:59
completely oblivious. Oh underwear are
34:01
of the i got a trunk full
34:03
of underwear six i like he gets
34:05
away some even mine he's fine he's
34:07
is live in his life as by
34:10
like he is cause. Just.
34:12
As years and years worth of
34:14
all like see as said. Broken
34:16
a sandwich completely by being
34:18
a perv. It's like, know
34:20
guys, Stop. Focusing on the
34:23
conspiracy theories, it's one per view
34:25
that broke the family let seal
34:27
it altogether, but it's so hard
34:29
to see that. Will.
34:31
We have adopted. Oh oh and it's
34:33
that she got her underwear back this up
34:36
the it's a dual doesn't want her underwear
34:38
but if it is is not a short
34:40
updates so holy against go. A
34:42
lot has happened the last couple of days.
34:44
I have tried to read all the comments
34:47
and taking everyone's advice. This has been the
34:49
outcome. I. Lost a sister and a
34:51
mother in two days. It's heartbreaking more than
34:53
anything. I had a meet up with everyone.
34:55
My boyfriend came with me so I had
34:58
support during the conversation. Honestly, it was hard
35:00
to look at any of them for the
35:02
way they treated me. I'm so thankful to
35:04
everyone are opening my eyes to the crazy
35:06
behavior exhibited in the first part of the
35:09
story in front of everyone. My mother admitted
35:11
to knowing about the plants from the start.
35:13
Sister. Confided in her and she agreed
35:15
it was a good idea. she supported her
35:18
son in law by openly harassing her daughter.
35:20
I'm in complete shock and it just hurts
35:22
so much knowing she would condone this Considering
35:24
she knew how much I was affected by
35:26
the first husband, she knew I was having
35:28
a difficult time in therapy. It took me
35:30
a long time to trust people again. After
35:32
that and I feel like once again by
35:34
trust has been broken. I don't know how
35:36
ever going to trust anyone again. I'm really
35:39
thankful my boyfriend was there to comfort me
35:41
because it was so hard keeping my coat
35:43
composure around them. My sister was not
35:45
budging at all. She kept maintaining she was
35:47
in the right. She said the only reason
35:49
I wouldn't apologizes because deep down I knew
35:51
what her ex was like. She said i
35:54
just like getting attention from him knowing he
35:56
was married to my sister. She also claimed
35:58
by overreacted and if it's acting. It's
36:00
not harassment. I told her
36:02
she and I told her she shouldn't expect
36:04
any calls, less tax, or just not to
36:06
be contacted by me until I received the
36:08
apology I deserve from her for both her
36:10
and my brother in law. Speaking of, he
36:12
was pretty south throughout the whole thing, probably
36:14
because my father threatened his life if he
36:17
spoke bad about me. He.
36:19
Did say that the only reason he did
36:21
it was to placate my sister because she
36:23
kept accusing him of ogling me. but still
36:26
no apology from him. You're.
36:28
Right is already like weird. My. Mother.
36:30
This one broke my heart the most. She
36:32
told me I was exaggerating that I should
36:34
be happy to have passed my sister's test.
36:37
She actually said the words we can all
36:39
move on Now. I. Was in are
36:41
to be honest. how could she think that things
36:43
would just go back to normal after this? I
36:45
ask why she was supporting such delusional behavior. She
36:47
said it was because she loved my sister and
36:49
wanted her to be happy. I asked her she
36:51
loved me as much as my sister. She.
36:54
Said yes. It seemed hesitant, but I don't want
36:56
to read too much into that. I told her
36:58
I wanted an apology for her schemes. She refused.
37:00
So I gave are the same conditions I gave
37:02
my sister and brother in law until I get
37:04
an apology. I simply I'm not speaking to all
37:06
three of them. As a result, I also probably
37:09
have to go low contact with my brother and
37:11
dad because they both live with my mother. I
37:13
mean, I'll hang out with them outside and without
37:15
the presence of my mother, but whether she'll let
37:17
them is the question. I know some of you
37:19
have suggested spending time with my boyfriend, family on
37:22
holidays and occasions. I think it was just. One
37:24
person but oh well. I haven't met my
37:26
boyfriend family before because they live in the
37:28
Us but after the situation have taken two
37:30
weeks paid holiday for the end of this
37:32
month and he's taking me to meet them
37:34
for the first time. I hope it goes
37:37
well because they might be the only family
37:39
I have now. My therapy session has been
37:41
moved to tomorrow because I requested an emergency
37:43
appointment. Wish me luck! Anyway, my biggest things
37:45
goes to all you redditors for helping me
37:47
see the situation for when it was for
37:49
your advice and compassion. I'm really grateful. I
37:52
don't think I would have been able. to
37:54
get through this on my own it's likely
37:56
i would have caved and apologize just for
37:58
the pattern to repeat itself truly Thank you
38:00
so much. Wishing you all the best. And I
38:02
hope you know that your advice might just have
38:04
saved me from my need to always please others.
38:07
I'll look back on this moment. Anytime I feel
38:09
like putting someone else's feelings above my own comfort.
38:12
Hope your hearts are filled with love and happiness. Oh,
38:15
wow. Damn. That sucks.
38:19
But that was a special, but what doesn't
38:21
suck is it sounds like the sister really
38:24
needs to get a lot of emergency
38:26
therapy sessions because she clearly
38:28
did the same thing to the other brother. She
38:31
has a huge amount of
38:33
insecurity and jealousy around her sister. So she
38:36
implants that and then she implanted that
38:38
in the new brother-in-law. Yeah. It sounded
38:40
like he was a little bit also.
38:43
He was also weird, but also like she,
38:45
she went from like a really traumatic,
38:47
like the sister went from a horrible
38:49
relationship and was married pretty quick, like
38:51
into a new guy. If, if she's
38:53
having those trust issues, it's like you
38:55
shouldn't be doing this. Yeah.
38:57
Like you're doing that type of test. Why don't you
38:59
go to therapy? Why don't you go to couples therapy
39:02
if you don't trust your like, but
39:04
also she's putting the, it's not about our
39:06
partner. She's putting it on her sister. Yeah.
39:08
No, I mean, uh, the, this woman does
39:10
have to get away from this. I am
39:12
absolutely shocked that the mom
39:14
knew about it, knew about the ploy in
39:16
the first place and went along with it.
39:19
And to me, like that,
39:22
it sounds like the mom is just
39:24
very selfish where she just, she wants
39:26
her two daughters. She wants, she wants,
39:28
you know, everything to be happy. And
39:30
she doesn't really think about like what
39:33
this event could do to this person. A
39:35
telling line is when he's talking about, I'll
39:37
probably hang out with my dad and brother outside
39:40
of the presence of my mother, whether she'll let
39:42
them. And I'm like, Oh, so the mom is
39:44
a horrible, abusive person. I, I
39:46
don't know. She's a controlling person at the very, I
39:49
see, I see, I see the mom's
39:52
like, I don't condone her behavior,
39:54
but I see the mom's version of it. I
39:57
swear to God, a mom's only goal
39:59
is to keep the family together. sometimes
40:01
so it's like she'll do anything to
40:03
keep the sisters together and it
40:05
sounds like over years she's
40:08
made a lot of packs with
40:10
the devil to keep the sisters
40:12
together that she's so far in
40:15
that she's completely risked her whole
40:17
relationship with her husband but also
40:19
there's a huge controlling element of it where
40:22
it's like if she lets them get out
40:24
of the house. Well a lot of a
40:26
lot of people just use shame and guilt
40:28
yeah like like how could you see her
40:30
when they have in a bubble you know
40:32
it's like and the husband's not gonna want
40:34
to deal with a lot of peacekeeping behavior
40:36
by parents and people in general can
40:39
very easily turn into controlling and abusive
40:41
behavior yeah it can be a form
40:43
of it because it's manipulation you have
40:45
to let it let it play out
40:47
let the sisters or brothers or siblings
40:50
let their journey play out there they're
40:52
adults you cannot get in there too much
40:54
you cannot let them hug when they're not
40:56
ready yeah stop doing and you
40:58
also just can't fucking lie to people like you
41:00
lie on that level that's crazy someone said I
41:02
don't feel safe in this situation you go yeah
41:04
yeah it's not gonna be that situation acting is
41:06
not a real event acting
41:09
is not harassment crazy that's the end
41:11
of the wild line one
41:13
comment on this update good for you OP
41:15
I absolutely would not have anything to do
41:17
with either of them until they recognize their
41:20
behavior was unacceptable as well also I can't
41:22
say I very much faith in your sister's
41:24
new marriage if she finds this acceptable regardless
41:26
glad you made a decision you're at peace
41:28
with OP responded thank you it was a
41:30
difficult decision our culture is centered around family
41:32
which is why we would get together as
41:34
much as possible it's going to be strange
41:36
not seeing them as often but my memories
41:38
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41:40
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45:24
a 26 year old man, humiliated and
45:26
shattered my girlfriend's confidence. His girlfriend
45:28
being 25. He's old? He's 26. 26, 25.
45:31
I humiliated and shattered my girlfriend's
45:36
confidence. This is relationship advice so
45:38
he's not asking if he's the asshole but he's asking
45:40
for advice on what to do. Well he's about to find
45:42
out. Yeah. My
45:45
girlfriend and I moved in together last year. We
45:47
live in a fairly safe neighborhood but during the
45:49
night there are some sketchy drunk men hanging around
45:51
who also scare me quite honestly. My girlfriend however
45:54
wasn't really scared to walk alone at night and
45:56
would say that she's just as strong as those
45:58
men and can take care of herself. My
46:00
girlfriend is 5'10 and works out two times a
46:02
week. She's indeed very strong compared to most women,
46:05
but she was obviously delusional to think that her strength
46:07
was comparable to that of an average man. She would
46:09
even go as far as saying that if someone should
46:12
be worried about walking alone at night, then it should
46:14
be me as I'm a scrawny 5'9 man. I
46:18
love her. She's like, bitch. Yeah,
46:20
I work out two times. I
46:23
thought this was one of the situations where it would be
46:25
better to just shut up than be correct, so I mostly
46:27
stopped showing my concerns to her. Yesterday,
46:30
she went out with some of her friends
46:32
and called me at 1am saying that she'll
46:34
come alone via public transportation. She doesn't have
46:36
a license. I told her that it's
46:38
dangerous and I should come pick her up, but she
46:40
insisted on coming by herself. I couldn't sleep till she
46:42
came home an hour later. She
46:45
was so angry at me for not trusting her that she can
46:47
take care of herself. That was
46:49
when I decided to demonstrate to her the disparity between the strength of
46:51
men and women. Oh, jeez. She
46:53
thought I was joking at first, but when she
46:55
realized that I was dead serious, she happily took
46:57
the opportunity to prove how wrong I was. I
47:00
basically told her to ground me as hard as she could, and
47:02
then I quickly got out of her grip and grounded her
47:04
for several minutes till she surrendered. She
47:07
cried a lot throughout this whole time, and I could
47:09
also see the fear in her eyes, even though she
47:11
knew very well that I would never hurt her. I
47:14
humiliated her. I slept on the
47:16
couch that night. She didn't want to talk about
47:18
it in the morning and said that she's fine,
47:20
but she's still obviously very upset about it. I
47:22
feel horrible that I've shattered her confidence like that,
47:24
and I don't think she will ever feel safe
47:26
walking alone at night again. I'm probably
47:29
a horrible person for doing that, and I
47:31
wish I could have just trusted her more to take care of herself. I
47:34
know this relationship is probably over, but is there anything
47:36
I could do to make up for it? Um...
47:39
I wouldn't say the relationship is over. I
47:42
would say... I
47:44
think...it's almost like... Look,
47:48
she consented to this weird-ass test,
47:50
but I think it's... It's
47:53
strange that he's like, I held her down for multiple minutes.
47:55
Like, was that necessary? Yeah.
47:58
Like, I don't know. Like, if she agrees... to
48:00
this weird thing and you
48:03
know I think that's fine I don't think
48:05
it was a good idea I don't know
48:07
I don't think it's like really proving a
48:09
point no no it's a
48:12
weird way to hand it's a weird way to
48:14
solve the very weird way the weird way and
48:16
I'm like you know for
48:18
one I mean there's I have a lot of opinions on all
48:20
this for one I don't care about
48:22
your physical strength like are they acting
48:24
like weapons don't exist I'm like dude
48:26
yeah the fuck also size
48:29
kind of doesn't matter you're walking alone at night like it
48:32
might be two people what are you thinking
48:34
like I don't know I do think it's stupid
48:36
for people to walk alone at night and
48:38
to be cocky about it it's dumb now we
48:40
live in Los Angeles which is a place
48:42
where you don't walk alone yeah I'm like I'm
48:45
like where did this person grow up yeah
48:48
it's like the people it's like the
48:50
people that leave like their laptop like
48:52
visible in a car and then they're
48:54
yeah you know surprised when somebody breaks
48:57
into it it's like you
49:00
have to like I have to have some like a where
49:02
I did it I'm not gonna I did I
49:04
was going on a
49:06
date I was very I put my computer
49:09
literally right there but it wasn't one thing it's
49:12
one thing look I I
49:15
accidentally left my I've been I'm a very safe
49:17
person I left my car unlocked I swear to
49:20
God once in my life and then I my
49:22
car got robbed once but
49:25
like there are people who are cocky about it
49:27
like I've I swear to God I've known
49:29
people who would leave their keys in their car and
49:32
then their car would get stolen that's my mom
49:34
it's just like why do you cash yeah like
49:37
I don't know um I also
49:39
just think I also think like I
49:42
think this is it takes two to
49:44
tango in this situation for me I feel like I
49:48
loved her confidence I loved it but I
49:50
could feel that he did all of that
49:52
because he was building resentment over and over
49:54
and over and I will say if you're
49:56
in a partnership it gets kind of old
49:58
when you're like I could take care
50:00
of myself. Like, why don't you
50:02
trust me? It's also like,
50:05
hey, like, if you're in
50:07
a partnership, collaborate with me. Like,
50:10
maybe, you know what I mean? I felt
50:12
like she was being a little, playing it
50:14
a little too tough, where it's like, cool.
50:17
You work out two times a week, nice.
50:20
You know, you're five, 10, nice. But
50:22
like, you're in a relationship.
50:25
It's a collaborative thing. Let him pick you
50:27
up once in a while. No,
50:29
if he's offering to pick you up and you're going, no,
50:31
I'm gonna walk home at 1 a.m., it's like, don't
50:34
do that unless you are in a,
50:37
unless that is your singular only
50:39
option. Don't do that. I don't care
50:41
where you are. Either resentment was already too high on both
50:43
sides. If
50:46
I was him though, if I would be
50:48
like, I would really lay it out of
50:50
like, hey, please, I don't care if you're
50:52
fucking six-five. I don't want you, I
50:55
feel uncomfortable with you doing that. Yeah,
50:57
like it should be a conversation of
50:59
like, this is
51:01
important to me, that I don't want you. Our
51:03
safety is, we're a team. We should
51:06
care about our safety. We have to
51:08
see though how he was saying it though. Like,
51:10
it sounds like both of them kind of were
51:12
like, you're scrawny, five, nine, you're five, 10, you
51:15
work out two times a week, nah, nah.
51:17
I think this, yeah, I think this
51:19
came from more of a weird place of like, resentment
51:22
and anger too, which is, I don't like him.
51:24
Let me be clear. I do not
51:26
like how he handled this. No.
51:28
All of oil guys still the least safe.
51:31
Yes, what? Okay,
51:34
comments here. The fuck did I just read?
51:36
You harmed and terrified your girlfriend to win
51:38
an argument? Another commenter. Seriously, when my dad,
51:40
cousins and partner ever worried about me, they
51:42
just brought me a taser, pepper spray and
51:44
took me to the range to learn how
51:46
to properly shoot. I now carry all those
51:48
things just to give them the extra peace
51:50
of mind. Even though I think I'm perfectly
51:52
capable of handling myself as I've lived in
51:54
many places and traveled to even more places
51:56
completely alone and not once been fearful in
51:58
any of those situations. They didn't physically
52:01
assault me to prove a point though. They
52:03
did things to actually help me protect myself.
52:05
Yeah The problem is
52:07
you approved your point and then took it too
52:09
far. You shouldn't have made her cry In fact,
52:12
you only needed to show her she couldn't hold
52:14
you down. You need some self-reflection Another
52:17
commenter also, she's not exactly going
52:19
to gouge out her boyfriend's eyes Wow,
52:22
it's not the men on the street or the
52:24
bus. She needs to be worried about it's the
52:26
one in her house Um, someone said even
52:28
though she knew very well that I would
52:30
never hurt her She doesn't know that at
52:32
all and you've made sure that she will
52:34
always think you will now congrats There is
52:37
nothing you can do here. Just leave her
52:39
alone Ironically women are more likely
52:41
to be attacked by men. They know rather
52:43
than by strangers. Correct. So congratulations on also
52:45
showing her that threat is real Those
52:49
are all yeah, it's so it's very true
52:52
Those are all and I think people should be extremely
52:54
cautious out in the world But it is 100% true
52:58
a person's partner is like no one.
53:00
Oh, it's always the husband or the
53:02
wife. I always know you're Gateway
53:11
There's an edit here I can't possibly
53:13
answer all of your comments what I did was
53:15
the soul I admit it I can't
53:17
express how sorry I am for doing that I
53:19
thought I was doing the right thing But instead
53:21
I assaulted her by trying to prevent exactly that
53:24
don't learn from me But please keep yourself safe
53:26
out there if not for you then for the
53:28
ones who love you So I mean
53:30
Amanda you you've talked about not always feeling
53:32
afraid when walking alone and you have Muay
53:34
Thai experience How
53:36
do you miss it? But I don't work out more
53:39
than twice a week I do but you still I
53:41
think and you kind of expressed how you felt about
53:43
this this woman's mindset. Yeah, I would
53:45
say like The moment you
53:47
start to get really cocky is when you're in
53:49
trouble like there So
53:52
many things could happen. I will say though
53:54
like Adrenaline
53:56
can come in but yes, I
53:59
I am trained in Muay Thai It is really good for
54:01
me to know but I am sparring
54:04
with a person that I know really well. I'm
54:06
not on the street Surprised
54:08
scared like it's dark
54:10
It's dark, but I will say
54:12
like I was taught at
54:14
a young age like don't be on
54:16
your phone don't have headphones I am
54:18
constantly looking around but I've worked in
54:20
restaurants I've definitely had run-ins with a
54:22
terrible thing that's happened to me in
54:25
the night and I was like wow I
54:28
was not prepared for that What
54:30
whoa, I wasn't prepared for that if that
54:32
went any further what would I have done
54:34
right but? Yeah,
54:37
I I will say that I
54:39
think it's very important to have
54:41
plan B plan C plan D Right
54:44
like taser all
54:46
that stuff is really important. I'm not that scared, but
54:48
I am very aware Yeah,
54:50
I'm I'm looking at and I feel like the
54:52
other thing you learn and any sort of like
54:54
any instructor would tell you is Like you're not
54:56
fighting is not your your plan a ever like
54:58
you do not want to end up in there
55:00
They're never in the right position for you to
55:02
fight them. They're not like right like
55:04
you ready square up You
55:07
ready like hello. They do victim.
55:09
I am Robert Yeah, you know what
55:11
you teach you if they grab right here
55:13
what to do sure which is like a
55:15
thing But how often are people gonna be like? Yeah
55:18
for them to go it you have to
55:20
predict the unpredictable which you can't do The
55:23
cockiness thing reminds me of a statistic which is
55:27
That the people who are most likely
55:29
to get lost out hiking are like
55:31
I got it are super experienced men
55:33
Like with like that you think oh well. He's
55:35
a professional. He's never get there the ones It's
55:38
cockiness that leads to a lot of this.
55:40
Yeah I
55:43
also I don't know you've got it is the worst thing
55:45
to think yeah And I will
55:47
say I stopped listening to it because
55:49
it made me very scared and paranoid
55:51
I listen to a a Any I
55:54
survived God it is
55:56
so rough, but I will say some of those stories. I
55:58
was like oh good to know Oh, good
56:00
to know like getting locked in the trunk like
56:02
all these little things and all
56:05
these women stories are like Oh, yeah, I heard
56:07
this thing once. Oh, I heard this honestly,
56:09
it's just fill yourself up
56:12
with knowledge and Different
56:14
plans and know that you
56:16
won't know but your body also will
56:18
have enough adrenaline. Yeah to get you
56:20
to a place Hopefully
56:23
of safety. It's also the thing It's a psychological
56:25
thing of like when you take all the precautions
56:27
and things bad things don't happen You start to
56:29
go. Well, I don't need to take these precautions.
56:31
No bad things are it's like you
56:33
got to keep doing it I can survivor the moment you
56:35
feel comfortable is when you're getting voted out It
56:37
reminds me of I just think about when my brother
56:39
and I went camping and a park ranger told us
56:41
to hang our food Up because a bear was spotted
56:43
nearby. We got my brothers like we got a double
56:45
sealed in our car. It's gonna be fine We're gonna
56:47
be all wrong. And then that bear came into our
56:50
camp and messed up There
56:53
was like I heard what you said Alright
57:00
next story This is a 22 year
57:02
old woman. My boyfriend who's 24
57:04
is a passport, bro Oh, and
57:07
I had no idea. I don't know
57:09
what a passport about to find out. This is
57:11
from relationship advice I've been
57:14
with my boyfriend for eight months things have been
57:16
going really well between us up until a few
57:18
days ago a little backstory I'm from a central
57:20
European country and he's American. He said he settled
57:22
in my country because of work opportunities We met
57:25
in a coffee house where I work as a
57:27
barista We clicked instantly and started going out a
57:29
few weeks later. Everything was so good and we
57:31
had so much fun Fast forward
57:33
to last week. He asked me to help him
57:36
with some documentation I was happy
57:38
to as I know my language can be
57:40
hard to understand and even translate sometimes when
57:42
I was searching online on his Laptop, I
57:44
stumbled upon some weird websites. They
57:46
were all about passport bros I
57:49
didn't even know what the hell that was at first
57:51
and basically they all had tips on how to settle
57:53
in foreign countries Where to
57:55
find a traditional bride and which country
57:57
has the most beautiful women, etc I
58:00
was shocked and so confused. I know I
58:02
shouldn't have done it, but I wanted to
58:04
gain some clarity and check his profile on
58:06
some of these websites. He
58:09
had full-on conversations about Eastern European countries,
58:11
European women, how easy or hard it
58:13
is to take them out on dates,
58:15
if it would be better to settle
58:17
down in Asia instead, and so on.
58:19
He decided to settle down in my
58:22
country. I feel dehumanized and like
58:24
he fetishized me and the women from my
58:26
country. Also, our whole relationship has been built
58:28
on a lie because he told me he
58:30
settled down here because he got a job
58:33
offer. After I
58:35
found all this stuff, I quickly took a few pictures
58:37
as proof and then made up an excuse to come
58:39
home. He tried to reach out a few times, but
58:41
I told him I don't feel well, so I can't
58:44
meet up right now. I can't even
58:46
look at him. I feel so disgusted. Am I
58:48
overreacting? How can I confront him about all this?
58:51
What? You just opened Pandora's
58:53
box. I, I, I, what? This
58:56
is a thing? Are you really surprised to hear
58:58
about this? I'm not surprised, but I didn't know
59:01
it had a name. Oh, I didn't know either.
59:03
I thought it was just undercover shit. Um,
59:05
let's see if the comments have some more stuff. Visit
59:08
the passport bros subreddit. It's an
59:10
eye opener and the relationship. I
59:13
would just exit the relationship. You're both young and
59:15
you have time to find someone who will respect
59:18
you. My understanding is passport bros want submissive women
59:20
who do all the labor and likely still contribute
59:22
50% financially. It's a
59:24
lose slash win situation for you. If
59:27
you guys live separately, I just text him the
59:29
pictures and inform him you don't plan on being
59:32
his docile Euro wife and let him know that
59:34
one thing European women and American women have in
59:36
common is none of them are going to settle
59:38
for a weirdo. Another commenter said,
59:40
I'd actually not even recommend showing him the
59:42
proof. Then he'll just know to hide it
59:44
better for the next girl. Uh,
59:47
yeah, I mean this guy's a predator. Yeah.
59:50
Whoa. I feel like this
59:52
behavior has been going on since I mean,
59:54
probably forever, but like, I think, I think
59:56
back to like, you
59:59
know, the fifties. Oh, totally. Oh, absolutely.
1:00:01
Like, oh, you need to find like, oh,
1:00:04
like these women in this area are
1:00:06
very subservient and they still listen to
1:00:08
men. Like, you know, it's that. Here's
1:00:11
the thing. Why didn't why? I
1:00:14
was about to say, why do men want that? Nobody
1:00:16
wants to fuck them where they live. And then I'm
1:00:18
like, God, why? Why am I even asking that? It's
1:00:20
like, but it's just I
1:00:23
don't date those type of men because
1:00:25
they're terrible. Why would you want just
1:00:27
a submissive? Like, what are
1:00:29
we talking about? You have to look
1:00:31
on the other side of the world
1:00:33
for somebody to be interested in. That's
1:00:35
so true. Awful. The the
1:00:37
our passport bros has over two thousand
1:00:39
members. On this subreddit, they discuss
1:00:42
where to travel in order to find a proper
1:00:44
wife who will actually appreciate them. Yeah, a tradwife.
1:00:47
God, disgusting. Dump his ass now.
1:00:49
I would honestly be like, hello.
1:00:53
Um, here are the pictures. I'm going to the
1:00:55
police and I have a detective on
1:00:58
on speed dial, man. Watch
1:01:00
your back because I'm
1:01:02
going to find you and I'm going to follow you and
1:01:05
find every woman that you find. You're
1:01:07
never going to be alone. Never forget
1:01:09
my face and then send a selfie
1:01:11
from down here. Never
1:01:16
forget the text. Prepare, prepare,
1:01:18
prepare. OK, here's a
1:01:20
post from our passport bros.
1:01:22
It's only from a couple of days ago. Is
1:01:25
Manila a good spot? Mid 20s
1:01:27
Canadian guy ready to spend the winter somewhere
1:01:29
warm and go from there. I worked hard
1:01:31
and saved a lot of money to travel
1:01:33
and explore the world. Is Manila a good
1:01:35
spot to find a partner? I've been single
1:01:37
for a year and honestly, I don't even
1:01:39
want to bother here. Shit looks really bleak.
1:01:41
Top comment. Manila is a great
1:01:44
spot to party and smash. They are
1:01:46
too westernized and easy to put out
1:01:48
for girlfriend wifey material. They also cheat
1:01:50
a lot. I have fucked 50 plus
1:01:52
married or taken Filipino women. Vietnam is
1:01:54
the spot for girlfriend wife hunting. Way
1:01:57
more traditional and conservative. God damn,
1:01:59
I can't. believe people write
1:02:01
this shit out guys some guys just
1:02:03
live in a fantasy world yeah yeah
1:02:06
but passport bro I didn't know
1:02:08
that that was like a like a labeled thing
1:02:11
yeah Wow well there's an update did
1:02:13
he find the love of his life
1:02:15
we'll see I wanted to come
1:02:18
on here and reply to a few things and
1:02:20
give a little update I had no idea the
1:02:22
last post was going to blow up so quickly
1:02:24
and get so many comments for this reason I
1:02:26
didn't go into too many details in my last
1:02:29
post when I read his comments on those websites
1:02:31
it felt dehumanizing and fetishizing they were making stereotypes
1:02:33
about us that are either untrue or outdated we
1:02:35
have all kinds of women here just like in
1:02:37
other countries some like to party some don't some
1:02:40
are looking for flings somewhat long-term relationships some want
1:02:42
to stay single and childless forever it's not true
1:02:44
that most of us are submissive women who obey
1:02:46
our husbands try telling that to a
1:02:48
central European woman face-to-face and see her reaction
1:02:51
haha to he told me
1:02:53
he only came for work and how it's
1:02:55
funny we met because he wasn't planning on
1:02:57
getting into a relationship judging by his comments
1:02:59
online it was a lie and he came
1:03:01
here to look for a traditional wife three
1:03:03
surprisingly he never actually told me that he
1:03:05
wanted a traditional relationship he doesn't do anything
1:03:07
that's considered traditional in my culture either I
1:03:09
work hard for my own money and go
1:03:11
to university so I don't want to be
1:03:13
a housewife or stay-at-home mom in the near
1:03:15
future we've talked about this so he knows
1:03:17
what worries me is that someone online told
1:03:20
him to start a relationship and then to
1:03:22
try to make it more traditional over time
1:03:24
I don't know if that's what he's trying to do or
1:03:27
if he's changed his mind I have no way of
1:03:29
knowing and don't want to take the risk of wasting
1:03:31
my time for he works at an
1:03:33
IT company allegedly I've never been to his
1:03:35
workplace so I have no proof of this
1:03:37
it might be my naivete to think it's
1:03:40
true but we we have a lot of
1:03:42
companies like this in my country and a
1:03:44
lot of foreigners work in IT in the
1:03:46
capital city so who knows five traditional women
1:03:48
and traditional relationship can mean different things in
1:03:50
different countries depending on culture and social norms
1:03:53
he wants a traditional woman by American standards
1:03:55
but that's not the same as what we
1:03:57
consider a traditional woman here it's pretty clear
1:03:59
from his online comments that he has
1:04:01
no clue about this difference. It's offensive because
1:04:03
it shows he knows nothing about our culture
1:04:06
and history and is just relying on stereotypes
1:04:08
and outdated assumptions. Six, some people in the
1:04:10
comments tried to justify his desire for a
1:04:12
traditional wife, saying that European women should be
1:04:15
happy and understanding about this. But what does
1:04:17
he bring to the table? Why should a
1:04:19
traditional Central European woman choose him instead of
1:04:22
a man from our country who speaks our
1:04:24
language, knows our customs and traditions, grew up
1:04:26
in our culture and respects us according to
1:04:28
our standards? To imply that I should be
1:04:31
grateful that an American man chose me like
1:04:33
I'm some product is offensive and makes me
1:04:35
look like I'm inferior. Very weird logic, sorry.
1:04:38
Some people commented that my post was
1:04:40
rage bait or fake because of my
1:04:42
English or because Central European women won't
1:04:45
think like this. This just proves the ignorance some
1:04:47
people have about my country. Women
1:04:49
here have careers, open their own businesses,
1:04:51
or learn to become doctors, lawyers, beauticians,
1:04:53
chefs, etc., etc. Most of us in
1:04:55
younger generations have modern mentalities except for
1:04:57
some villages but villagers probably won't go
1:04:59
for an American man who doesn't know
1:05:02
a thing about our country. Most
1:05:04
of us learn a second language since we are six
1:05:07
to eight years old. My niece literally goes to
1:05:09
a bilingual kindergarten and learns two languages at the
1:05:11
age of three so I'm not sure why it's
1:05:13
so far fetched that people here speak English as
1:05:15
well. We are not some idiots who have no
1:05:17
idea about the modern world. Most of us speak
1:05:20
at least one or two foreign languages, usually English
1:05:22
and German, sometimes Spanish, except the Boomers and Gen
1:05:24
X. They had to learn Russian back in the
1:05:26
day. And to the person who said that Central
1:05:29
European countries are basically the same as England or
1:05:31
France, it sounds like someone failed their history class.
1:05:33
Please don't be ignorant and educate yourself. I
1:05:36
told my boyfriend, X, now that I'd like to break up
1:05:38
with him. We had a small conversation on the phone
1:05:40
and I told him I wasn't in a position to
1:05:42
continue the relationship for personal reasons. At first he was
1:05:44
confused and tried to convince me not to break up
1:05:46
but then he accepted it. Nine, to
1:05:48
the comments that suggested it, and thank you for
1:05:50
the idea by the way, I posted my story
1:05:52
in local groups so other women can be aware
1:05:54
of this whole passport bro thing and hopefully not
1:05:56
fall victim to men like this. As expected, they
1:05:58
found the whole thing to disgusting and we're
1:06:00
grateful for the heads up. We're not here
1:06:02
for others enjoyment and to fulfill some submissive
1:06:05
wife fantasy of someone who looks
1:06:07
at us as stereotypes rather than individuals
1:06:09
with varying personalities and preferences. 10.
1:06:13
I'm not against foreigners or mixed couples. My brother-in-law
1:06:15
is Arab, speaks my language and knows my culture.
1:06:17
We also speak some Arabic and know and respect
1:06:19
his culture too. He didn't come here as a
1:06:21
sex tourist, but as an actual worker who wanted
1:06:23
to change his life. If you go
1:06:25
to a country, go because you're interested in it and
1:06:27
want to learn about a new culture and have some
1:06:29
great opportunities, not because you want to desperately lie to
1:06:31
women just so you can get into a relationship or
1:06:33
get some sex. I can't speak
1:06:36
for everyone in my country, but most people
1:06:38
won't tolerate this behavior and will judge passport
1:06:40
bros negatively. It's hypocritical to want a traditional
1:06:42
wife, but constantly move from country to country
1:06:44
and woman to woman. That behavior definitely isn't
1:06:47
considered traditional, at least not in my country.
1:06:49
If you want casual relationships, that's fine because
1:06:51
there are women here who want the same,
1:06:53
but just be honest about it. Thank you
1:06:56
again for all the comments, explanations, and advice.
1:06:58
They were eye-opening and really helpful. Even though I'm
1:07:00
disappointed and feel a bit used, I'm grateful
1:07:02
that I know the whole truth now. We
1:07:04
live and we learn, I guess. Go
1:07:07
off queen! Yeah. Literally, put that on
1:07:10
a pillow. I don't think it would
1:07:12
fit. It's it's but like wow. It
1:07:14
is it is a funny thing
1:07:16
that I see is that a lot of
1:07:18
Americans, especially these American dudes, they think
1:07:21
they understand other cultures so well, but I
1:07:24
feel like as Americans in general, we
1:07:26
don't know. We don't know shit. We
1:07:28
don't know other cultures that well at
1:07:30
all and most of the world speaks English.
1:07:33
Like that's a that's a thing that a lot
1:07:35
of people I guess just don't realize. And they
1:07:37
learn multiple languages. But also if you're gonna marry
1:07:39
someone from another culture, you're you're marrying into that
1:07:41
culture as well. And if you don't respect it,
1:07:43
then you don't respect that person. And you don't
1:07:45
know it. I love what she said about traditional
1:07:48
you're looking for a traditional American
1:07:50
wife. It's a completely different
1:07:52
culture here. And and even these
1:07:54
current like internet bros, their
1:07:57
idea of a traditional wife is even a
1:07:59
weird thing. They don't want something that
1:08:01
never exists. It's
1:08:04
like a porn site that they saw a lot
1:08:06
of. It's that and just old
1:08:08
marketing from the 50s. Correct.
1:08:10
It's not even real. Uh-oh, husband's coming
1:08:13
home. I better put the cigarette out and
1:08:15
the meatloaf in. Yeah, yeah. It's
1:08:19
not real. It was never real.
1:08:22
And people just
1:08:24
want the idea
1:08:26
of an easy answer. I
1:08:31
just need a woman that can just have
1:08:33
sex with me and do what I want
1:08:35
them to do. And
1:08:38
maybe if he stayed in that relationship,
1:08:40
he would have, it sounded like he
1:08:43
potentially would have realized that that is
1:08:45
not real. And it's like, oh, this
1:08:48
is a human being, just like the
1:08:50
women back home. And she's full of
1:08:52
complex ideas and thoughts and feelings. Exactly.
1:08:55
And it's like, so you guys are,
1:08:57
you have people here too. It's
1:09:00
really like he's so gone. I
1:09:03
think it's harder for someone to look at
1:09:05
themselves, grow, become
1:09:08
a better person, explore,
1:09:10
be curious, feel rejection.
1:09:13
I think it's just so much harder to do
1:09:15
that. So they do everything in their power to
1:09:17
do sick, gross,
1:09:19
weird shit to be like, no,
1:09:21
no, no. This is fucked up. It's like, no,
1:09:24
just look at yourself and
1:09:26
go from there. And we're
1:09:28
seeing so much of this delusion in men from
1:09:31
these Reddit stories. And I see it on the internet all the
1:09:33
time. You see it
1:09:35
on TikTok. You see these talking
1:09:37
heads that are out there, the manosphere, as
1:09:39
I call it and people call it. And
1:09:42
I think what's happened for a lot of dudes is people
1:09:45
are feeling more empowered nowadays. They
1:09:49
are realizing, oh, I don't have to tolerate
1:09:51
this bullshit. And instead of men being like,
1:09:53
what can I do? That's better myself. They're
1:09:55
trying to work around it and blame. No,
1:09:58
no, no. Like
1:10:02
the ship of power is going away. They're like, don't leave
1:10:04
me here. And all the women are like, come.
1:10:08
Yeah. Unrelated. I
1:10:10
just realized I need to, I
1:10:12
do need to renew my passport. Completely
1:10:14
unrelated. Are you a passport bro? No,
1:10:17
right now I am passport-less. You're a passport-less.
1:10:19
OK. Then you're safe. I'm a passport-less. You're
1:10:22
safe. I'm safe. This
1:10:24
guy is not, passport bros are not
1:10:26
safe. Because I am coming for you. I
1:10:29
feel like now, you're going to start here.
1:10:31
I feel a fire. A vigilante of passport
1:10:34
bros. What's not safe to see right now?
1:10:37
If I go to Romania, are people going to start thinking
1:10:39
I'm a passport bro? It's very possible.
1:10:41
If you're around there dating people. I
1:10:44
don't think I am. I think I just want to see
1:10:46
the nice nature. Yeah, me too. I want to go to
1:10:48
Romania. That's fine. I'm a castle bro.
1:10:50
Whoa. Whoa. What? Hey,
1:10:53
I want to get into that castle. Whoa, man. What's your?
1:10:55
That seems weird. I'm
1:10:57
more of a traditional architecture kind of guy.
1:10:59
So. Well, slow down, man. Let's mess
1:11:02
up. I'm a fight for vengeance, bro. There
1:11:06
was a couple comments here. So happy
1:11:08
for this update. Good on you. Fellow European here.
1:11:10
And I love your putting people in their place
1:11:12
for stereotyping your culture and making excuses for horrible
1:11:14
misogyny. Someone else said, crazy how these
1:11:16
passport bros think everyone dreams of living
1:11:19
in their country while being some of the dumbest and
1:11:21
most uninformed people in the world. Lastly,
1:11:23
someone said, as an American, you have my
1:11:25
utmost respect. These guys are a national embarrassment,
1:11:27
and they need to be routed out wherever
1:11:30
they're found. Start a relationship and then try
1:11:32
to make it more traditional over time. I
1:11:34
can guarantee that's what he was doing. They
1:11:37
tried the same thing over here and are angry
1:11:39
that they don't have much luck. Yeah, which
1:11:41
is most of the stories we read here. Damn
1:11:44
it. Women are reading again. Yeah. Oh,
1:11:46
they're getting their protective themselves. It's so
1:11:48
fascinating to me the lengths men will go instead
1:11:50
of just going to therapy and like. Exactly. They
1:11:53
won't look at themselves. Instead, they'll be
1:11:55
like, oh, shit. They all have books
1:11:57
in schools. I must go across the
1:11:59
street. Where can
1:12:01
I go where they don't have books? Books in school
1:12:03
is nowhere man. No, I'm sorry. Why
1:12:06
don't you sit down and read a book about like how
1:12:09
to get better for dummies dude? How
1:12:11
to be better. I gotta
1:12:13
be honest, I don't feel safe around any any of these
1:12:15
people. I actually feel the safest
1:12:18
around the dad. The dad. Well
1:12:20
the ears, NBA. No, no. Somehow.
1:12:22
No, no. Somehow the
1:12:25
dad is for
1:12:27
me like they're all horrible. He's
1:12:30
a lot of these people ended up being worse than I
1:12:32
think the dad's just an alcoholic dad problem. But
1:12:35
they are lacking. That sucks.
1:12:38
Yeah, that's loud hungover. Yeah
1:12:40
loud allergies. Let
1:12:42
us know in the comments down below who
1:12:44
you think was the worst. They're all bad.
1:12:46
But who do you somehow think is number
1:12:48
one and we'll see
1:12:51
you next week for more Reddit stories.
1:12:55
I don't know how they get much crazier than this, but they keep
1:12:57
getting crazier. Thank you both
1:13:00
for joining me. Yeah. Anytime I am
1:13:02
like gonna gear up. I'm
1:13:04
gonna get a full leather outfit.
1:13:07
Sarah Christ is traveling the world. Sarah
1:13:09
Christ is rebooted. Full leather
1:13:11
just like passport bros with
1:13:13
an X on the back.
1:13:15
You have two swords. I
1:13:18
feel like you're gonna be like to catch
1:13:20
a predator, but it's to catch a passport
1:13:22
bro. Yeah, I'm gonna be on airplanes. Two
1:13:24
samurai swords like. So
1:13:27
what brings you to Manila? And
1:13:29
the guy's like we're in Milan.
1:13:35
She's like shit. She's like shit. Alright,
1:13:40
we'll see you next Saturday. Goodbye. Bye.
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