It might be a slow news week, cadets, but there's more than enough bombshells going off! A report on Google gets unredacted, rumormongets contradict themselves, third-party payments in the big app stores aren't going to be a bargain, and we sleuth out some bona-fide fake news! Warp or be warped, cadets, it's gonna be Mr. Toad's short (but wild) ride!

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