It may be almost two weeks later than originally intended, but it is finally here, the zeroth episode of the world's greatest gaming podcast that features three people in England and is hosted on spacewalrus.net!

A couple of things first. We make up a lot of email addresses on the spot, please don't send any emails to them, we don't actually own spacewalrus.com. Secondly, in this episode there may be a fair few audio issues. We apologise for these and promise that in future episodes they will not be making a reappearance.

Update: Now with 90% less ear-splitting buzz!

In this episode:

A truly awful placeholder intro which has been described as "Pornesque"We discuss the Potato ARGWe spend a little too long talking about a specific butter advertisementPastry CakeThere were probably some video games in there too