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what's up? I'm Lexi Simonsen and I'm Justin Juntilla.

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And this is spicy tuna, a

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podcast where we talk about

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content or media that's new to

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one or both

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of us. We'll be covering

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anything from TV movies, a bunch

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of other stuff. Right now we're

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watching Avatar The Last

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Airbender. I've seen it and I have not. So let's get

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into it. We rolling,

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amazing, but I got every time I

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get like super high. I like,

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watch all the this guy who would

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like freeze dry stuff. And he

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puts it in the thing and he

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goes, Do you know what I did?

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And then I'm just like, oh, I

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don't know why I want that.

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Do you know what I watched

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recently, with the little kid

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that I babysit, is he loves to

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watch a Lego like stop

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animation. And there's this

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like, niche of Lego stop

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animation videos, where their

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food. So like, this guy makes

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these recipes. And he'll like,

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have a real QE and then he'll

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slice it and it like becomes

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like Lego. Oh my gosh, I watched

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this. I was like, Oh, I could

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really go down a rabbit hole

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with this bad boy. They are

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awesome.

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I made so many step motions as a

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kid with my toys. That's so

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awesome. I think I didn't learn

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until college. Actually. That

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was good again. That was that was like your

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first intro into filmmaking. Let

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me have one more. Let me have

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one more. We'll do let's each do

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one. Nice big crunch into the

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microphone for JC and then we

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will and then we'll start the

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look at you like that. Viral

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viral file ready Do you watch

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mukbangs at all? No. Do you know?

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I'm really high. This dude is

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like, Guys, I just ordered

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Burger King. Have you seen the

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girl who's eating on the camera?

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Oh, it's okay. No, I don't we

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don't have a lot of pimple

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patches on this one. Seems a

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girl who like eats mustard and

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cottage cheese and she puts like

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chicken apple sausage in it and

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like, heart of palm. And she's

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like, this is what my lunch is

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for today. It's just raw

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vegetables. And she's just like,

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I hate that. I hate it. But I also I can't

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stop. I can't stop watch. Oh,

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no. She's white. Yeah, Tiffany

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something.

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You cannot tell me. She's she's

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only white. Oh my god. She's

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gonna get a cottage cheese and mustard, yellow mustard. Whipped

2:19

cottage cheese has been going so

2:24

everywhere. Ever. Everyone has

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ups. Everyone's like cheese.

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I made the healthiest option for

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ice cream. I'm like, that's

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disgusting. Except my grandma

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has always made these their

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cottage cheese rolls. And

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they're like, she homemade makes

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these like crescent rolls. And

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then she does like cottage

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cheese and okay, and then rolls

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them up and bakes them. They are

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orgasmic they are so I'll make

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I'll make them like soon and

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I'll bring them in. And they're

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so fucking good to have

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your grandma give me an orgasm. Yeah. Okay. All right. Let's get into

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that. We're doing three episodes

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today, because there is an

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uneven number of episodes. Oh my

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gosh, there's an uneven number

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of episodes in this season. So

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we wanted to triple up so we can

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end on an even number.

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And also a lot of two partners. Lots of two parts. Yeah, we're

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watching two partners together.

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I watched these on my own. It's funny because there's a two parter.

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And then there's another two parter. And then the finale is

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four parts. So there's not really that many episodes left

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of Avatar totally

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shit. Are we going to do the

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finale? All four? And

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yeah, we have to why would you

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want to like split it up? Also,

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I think, from my recollection,

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Nickelodeon did that. They

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really I think they did it. I

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remember watching one episode

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every week and then the last

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week they played all four back

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to back so that as a kid I was

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like, Oh my God. I miss those

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days. Man when you had to like

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wake up at a certain time you're

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waiting for waiting for it. So

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excited. If you miss it. You

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have to wait until to rerun to

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buy it. Yeah, three hours

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because it's a different time

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zone. Yep. So yep. So

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I always loved waiting for like

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the like the the that's so sweet

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life of Hannah Montana. Like

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those were like, incredible to

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me. Storytelling.

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I like how you still do that

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with some shows today that get

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released at a certain Yeah,

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yeah, Thrones is still even

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though they're streaming. It's

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like, you know what I mean? You

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don't you can't binge all of it

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at once. Yep, yep. Yeah. Those

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that are like I'm just gonna

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wait till it's all available.

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I'm like, Dude, you're gonna

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you're gonna get to you guys did

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with succession. I didn't even

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do it yet. You haven't even

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watched it yet? Okay, well, I

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guess I'll just be doing that

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now. A different situation. I'm

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talking about something that's,

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you know, that we're following.

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Right right. Right. Right.

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Right. Right. I see. I see. I see. Yes. Okay,

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so let's I do wrote everything.

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I can read the blurb maybe I'll

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read the first blurb and then

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you go for it. I don't want to read well, I

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do need your phone because my

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phone who am

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I not an actor or read my own

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words.

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Alright, fine, then. All All of

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them. I'm an actor. Okay

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What the hell do I estimate?

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You'll be trained me. You

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brought this on yourself? I had

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no choice.

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What the fuck is this? What the

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fuck is going on?

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Oh my gosh. They are physically

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fighting. I thought we were

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supposed to be training me May

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about to haggle some shit. Let's

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go a little more interesting.

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She's like yes, yes, I would

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sting Oh fuck. Sorry little lady, but

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she was doing a good thing. So

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she cheated. Hey,

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I only cheated because he was

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cheating. I cheated a cheater?

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What's wrong with that? Hey go just saying this isn't

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something we should make a habit

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of doing? She's like the strongest fucking

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person out there

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just sends it through the roof.

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Katara does not get her

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arrested. No fucking way the

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team avatar. Don't you walk away

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from the cars hairs a little

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phallic in the front?

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Or what are you going to do send

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me to my room. But Katara she

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had so much strength. I love

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this up and took on so much

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responsibility. She helped fill

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the void that was left by her

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mom. I guess I never thought

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about that. And now when I try

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to remember my mom Qatar's is

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the only face I can picture.

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Oh, the truth is sometimes

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Katara does act motherly. But

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that's not always a bad thing. I

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was gonna say I want to pull a

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scam with you. What? Oh, I'm

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gonna pull a scam. Oh shit.

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What's going to happen?

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Hey, what kind of cell is this?

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A Woodmore

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Oh, shit. That's the girl you

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were looking for. Oh, fuck. Oh,

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fuck. Oh my gosh, it's terrifying. I

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want Katara to literally kill

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him. This guy's terrifying. What

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the fuck? Oh. Ooh, I wonder what

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that did. was booked it up. It

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fucked it up. Oh, oh. Episode

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Seven, the ocean's 11 episode.

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So top and excuse me, sorry,

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Ocean's 11 Episode 12. And the

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boys start scamming in the

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nearby town by using

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earthbending powers to cheat the

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game. Katara is in her virtue

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era and Katara and Toph get in a

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literal physical fight both in

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the very beginning and many

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times throughout. Sokka and Toph

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have a beautiful heart to heart

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which Qatar overhears and

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changes all of their

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perspectives for the better

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Katara and Toph come up with one

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last scam but ended up totally

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fucked when they're double

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crossed by the scary boom

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explosion man with an eye on his

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face. You know what I really find

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hilarious about you writing

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these things? Well, you told me

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a long time ago that your words

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are too long. Yeah, so I shorted

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No, but these are fucking law.

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They are the exact length of the

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original ones. I used to fucking

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do that. But the original ones

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weren't as funny. And then he

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went now a funny one. And he

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went, Justin, he learns are so

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long. And like long enough out of your head. I hate that.

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That's the impression I was

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like, Okay, fine. And now this is the

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same length as the ones

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previous. Well, these are funny now. So

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you can do long ones that are

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funny. No, no, no. Were they not funny

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before? I don't remember. They were just

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informational before Oh, so

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the job all right. Um, anyway,

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get into it.

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I hate that you did the

9:10

impression. I mean, like maybe

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my voice is not that fucking I know when

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I'm annoyed. anyone's voice is

9:17

like, Yeah, well, I was on the phone today with

9:17

someone. And it was someone that

9:20

I hadn't talked to for a very,

9:20

very long time on the phone and

9:22

we were talking and then like,

9:22

in the middle of him talking he

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was your voice is really raspy.

9:26

I forgot. I forgot that about

9:30

you. I was like, oh, okay, you want to hear your own

9:32

voice? How many people hear it?

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Do this apparently. Yo, hello?

9:35

Hello. Hello. Yeah. What's up

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because you don't you don't have

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the rattle the noise in your

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head. That's like we're putting we're putting our

9:44

hands to our ears. So if you put

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your hands like you're a blow

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like a fish like you're doing a

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fake fish, but right in front of

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your ears. That's how people

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hear you. That's what I heard. All right.

9:54

It doesn't sound much different.

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But then when you go like this

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So, it might sound bad. It's not

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bad. I had my voice is way

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deeper. Yeah, me too. And then I

10:05

realized what the hell. I mean

10:05

also after editing the show, I

10:08

realized how high pitched voices. You don't have that high pitch

10:10

of a voice though. I

10:12

know but like it can get up there though. No, that's what I mean. In my

10:14

head. I'm like, Hey, what's up?

10:18

My head is about up in my head.

10:18

And I'm like, you know, so this

10:21

week. I'm like, damn, bro.

10:21

Sounds like fucking brown sugar.

10:27

Now, it's like, brand new. I'm

10:27

like coins.

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Amazing. Okay, so let's talk

10:31

about this episode said

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Ocean's 11. I laughed. Have you

10:34

heard you watch John Mulaney?

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Yeah, his joke. There can never

10:37

be in all the women Ocean's 11

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Because the other two will talk

10:42

shit about the other nine.

10:44

Wait, gosh. I don't remember

10:44

that. No, here's the thing I

10:50

have. I haven't really been into

10:50

John Mulaney stand up before

10:54

because it was like, I like

10:54

lower resting heart rate comics.

10:59

So like, you know what I mean?

10:59

Like Tom Segura is my favorite.

11:02

He's very like, it's very

11:02

chilled. But like funny. I

11:05

thought that you wanted to.

11:05

Yeah, that's how John Mulaney

11:08

used to be. But now that he's

11:08

sober and not on cocaine. I'm

11:14

like, Are they together?

11:17

I don't know. If they're still together. They have a baby together. Okay, but have you

11:18

watched his new special? No,

11:22

dude, it's so fucking funny. It

11:22

is. I've watched it like four

11:25

times now you and like Kevin

11:25

Hart. See? And I actually do

11:28

like Kevin Hart. He was the first stand up that I really really loved.

11:31

Okay, so you you do would you is

11:31

Bill Burr too high of a heart

11:35

rate for you? No. Okay, no,

11:37

I like that. But just like, like

11:37

the some of it. I'm not all of

11:43

John. Like I have seen some of

11:43

his old clips and I really like

11:46

that. But yeah, anyways,

11:49

oceans Allah 11 Ocean's 11 And

11:49

this is totally what this was.

11:53

What have you seen the Rick and

11:53

Morty? You don't watch now

11:56

already. There's like a heist

11:56

episode. And every and they just

11:59

everyone keeps being in a heist.

11:59

And that's the episode is like

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something bad happens and

12:03

they're like, Yeah, but actually

12:06

in a cuts to like a heist. Like,

12:06

you shut him up, Mitch. And it's

12:09

like someone they recruited and

12:09

oh, that's so broke is like

12:12

everything is a heist over? No, that's amazing. Well, I thought

12:14

this episode was very

12:18

entertaining. Yeah. And it was

12:18

giving me a lot of stress. These

12:22

episodes gave me a lot of

12:22

stress. Okay, like this one. I

12:26

was like, I was stressed because

12:26

I saw both sides. And so I was

12:30

very torn. And I was like, Yeah,

12:30

but like, get them for all their

12:34

worth kind of thing. Eat the

12:34

rich. Do you eat the rich, eat

12:38

them up. If the revolution starts, I'm

12:39

going to Erwohn that's the first

12:42

place I'm going to be

12:45

taking them all out. And I'm like hitting them. And

12:46

then one person's like, Oh, it's

12:49

here, but just as smoothly shut

12:49

the fuck up. Give me your credit

12:52

card. Yep, that's exactly right.

12:52

Where would you go? If you were

12:55

like the revolutions now? You

12:55

know,

12:58

Equinox. Gym is so nice. And I'm

12:58

like, you can't fucking stop me

13:04

from working out here. I would

13:04

go and work out there maybe?

13:08

Yeah, I don't know. That's just

13:08

like right off the top of my

13:10

head. But if revolution started,

13:10

I probably go home.

13:13

I probably walk around Melrose

13:13

and see what happens. Yeah, see

13:16

like what do you want to feel if

13:16

you Beverly Hills. Yeah,

13:20

there we go. There we go. i Yeah, there's some places that

13:21

I go into. And I could just tell

13:26

they think I'm poor. Yeah, just

13:26

like when the when it happens,

13:29

man. You're the first on the list when a pretty woman the fuck out of

13:31

you. seem pretty woman right?

13:34

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna

13:34

pretty woman the fuck out of

13:36

you. Um, but yeah, I thought it

13:36

was really interesting. That

13:43

could like the whole dynamic of

13:43

like, you know, my mom, that

13:47

kind of thing. You know, my dad.

13:47

And I thought all of you just

13:53

don't think of off like, yeah,

13:53

acting out because you don't

13:57

really think of her age, but

13:57

she's quite young. The youngest

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she is the youngest child is she

14:00

she's like what? 12

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is 112 so Tov is 11 Okay, well,

14:03

technically 12 But like, right,

14:09

well, yeah, so So I think tops

14:09

11 guitars. 13 I think and sock

14:14

is 15 and Zuko. 16. So yeah,

14:14

that's right. So even though the

14:19

children Yeah, kids, okay,

14:21

and I saw a comment on a YouTube

14:21

video. Uh huh. Um, and they were

14:28

saying that Azula I always

14:28

forget azula is younger than

14:31

Zuko. She Yeah. Oh, she's teen

14:31

she didn't know. They were

14:36

saying that. She's like, 13 I think she's, I'm gonna say 50

14:40

I'm like, no with that body.

14:40

Yeah, no, not with that body

14:43

showing any of them. No, no. Um,

14:43

but yeah, so I thought that was

14:47

a really like, because I've been

14:47

waiting. I've been waiting for a

14:51

Toph episode. I'm like, I need

14:51

my girl back like I need to see

14:54

this woman. This girl yeah, so we this episode is just

14:56

basically them scamming scam are

15:00

being all like, yeah, who do

15:00

you? Who do you who you listen

15:03

to? This is also a great episode

15:03

to remind everybody that their

15:09

fucking kids. Yes, you're

15:09

literally I remember when Aang

15:12

was like, I promise and it cuts

15:12

them on. Yeah.

15:15

And it I think I relate to

15:15

Katara more because I'm like the

15:21

older sister so I've always been

15:21

that. Yeah, but I liked the

15:28

craziness. Like I loved the

15:28

scammer bit with like, I just

15:33

loved it. I thought it was so great her like

15:34

falling over.

15:37

Oh my god will the opener let's

15:37

talk about the old like, I

15:40

immediately was like, holy fuck

15:40

what is going on? Because it

15:43

opens up with their will with

15:43

their when when she's like, You

15:49

betrayed me. And she's like I

15:49

had to do I was like, Oh my God.

15:53

And then they start off when they're like annoyed at each other. So I'm like, Oh, shit,

15:55

this goes bad. Yeah, this goes

15:57

really bad really fast. I was laughing because I did

15:59

that. Like, when I was fully

16:02

fine to walk. I like kept the

16:02

cane and I was at this outdoor

16:05

bar and there's nowhere to sit.

16:05

So I went. I was like,

16:10

everyone's like, Oh my God. And

16:10

I'm like, and they're like,

16:13

Yeah, and I remember one time we

16:13

were at the movie theater, and

16:16

someone was sitting in my seat,

16:16

so I pulled the cane out so they

16:18

feel bad. And whenever you

16:18

choose handicap good for you,

16:22

and I walked up I was like, bro,

16:22

even though it's fully kind of

16:25

fine to walk. I was like, Dude.

16:25

Oh, fuck, and I'm sorry. Sorry.

16:29

Get up, motherfucker. Yeah. But

16:29

yeah, it's a great episode. I

16:33

mean, the scamming. Yeah. And

16:33

that's a very heartfelt scene i

16:36

i wrote down Well, the biggest

16:36

parts that always fucks with my

16:39

head, honestly, is when socket

16:39

goes when I close my eyes. I

16:42

don't see my mom, I see. Katara Oh, I like almost cried at that.

16:44

I almost I was like, Wow, that's

16:48

so heart wrenching. And also so

16:48

sad. Sad, but beautiful. In a

16:53

way like, because even like,

16:53

because he wrote he would

16:57

remember their mom more than

16:57

Katara because he's older. And

17:02

that just like, broke my heart. It's crazy. I always think like,

17:04

imagine remember when people

17:07

didn't have photos? whose

17:07

paintings? Yeah, the fuck? Do

17:11

you remember? Anybody? Yeah. Oh my gosh, networking was

17:12

a disaster.

17:16

Like, or like you could? I'm

17:16

like, How could you verify?

17:19

who's who? Yeah, I'm like, Cool. I'll take

17:20

your word for it.

17:23

Just like yeah, you're the

17:23

queen. I was like, What if she's

17:25

lying? What if she's off? Yeah, man. So I thought I

17:27

thought it was a really

17:31

beautiful episode. Also showing

17:31

like, kids are so much more

17:36

resilient and smart than anyone

17:36

gives them credit for. Right?

17:40

Like, I remember being a kid and

17:40

being like, yeah, I got this

17:43

guy's kind of thing. And people

17:43

would be so like, would be like,

17:48

Yeah, okay, but it's true. Like,

17:48

they'll they're making it work.

17:52

What I think is interesting,

17:52

too, is you could see the two

17:54

characters and how their

17:54

childhoods are very different.

17:58

And yeah, you know, like, I

17:58

think guitar had to grow up

18:01

earlier. And then Tov always was

18:01

just coddled, so you could see

18:04

how they could clash just because of their upbringing. Oh, yeah. And boy, do they

18:06

clash? I mean, they fight like

18:10

sisters. So that's a thing might

18:10

be a deep question.

18:13

Do you know when you realize you

18:13

weren't a kid anymore? What was

18:15

the moment? I mean, maybe that's

18:15

don't You don't have to be too

18:18

depressing about it. But um, honestly, it was like this

18:19

year, okay. No, the thing is, so

18:25

the thing is, I thought you're gonna be like,

18:26

when I was 10. No, I said, You

18:29

gotta get out of the well, it was there was a moment.

18:30

I was always just like, I was

18:35

always very, like the kid that

18:35

was always hanging out with the

18:39

adults. So I never felt like a

18:39

kid. Okay. And then it was this

18:43

moment, this year, I had a

18:43

traumatic thing happen. And it

18:47

was this like, this, the innocence is gone.

18:48

Yeah. And

18:51

then like, months later, I was

18:51

in the shower. And I had booked

18:57

a job. And I was like, I was

18:57

like, I should be happy. But it

19:02

was the first time that I had

19:02

ever felt like impostor

19:05

syndrome, of like, like, oh, I

19:05

don't know if I can do this. I

19:09

don't know if I deserve this. I

19:09

don't know if I can do this. And

19:12

I remember like, in the shower,

19:12

like crying, and praying, and

19:17

then all of a sudden, I was

19:17

like, a great crowd shower could

19:19

go oh, my gosh, was amazing. And

19:19

I still I'm like, that was the

19:22

moment I crossed the threshold.

19:22

That was the moment where I was

19:24

like, oh, no, I do deserve

19:24

everything. Because I've worked

19:27

because I am an adult, like I

19:27

can, I can do this. Like it,

19:31

that kind of thing. And it was

19:31

just that like, just the role,

19:35

like the child likeness left to

19:35

me, and also came back at the

19:40

same time. Interesting. It was

19:40

very interesting. What about

19:43

you? Um, honestly, a very vivid one

19:44

was in the recession. When my

19:49

dad got laid off. Oh, I feel

19:49

like that was a really big one

19:53

for me, because then I had

19:53

something to worry about. You

19:56

know what I mean as a kid before

19:56

I had nothing to worry about. Uh

20:00

oh, I'm like, we're fine. Yeah.

20:00

And then I'm like, we're, you

20:03

know, we're hanging out. We're

20:03

doing all this other shit. Yeah.

20:05

But then when my dad's like,

20:05

yeah, I don't have a job now,

20:07

so, I don't know. But he was

20:07

just like, I don't know if

20:10

you're gonna go to that school anymore, or I don't know if we're gonna live in that house.

20:12

Yeah. And like, it wasn't like,

20:15

I mean, in hindsight as an adult

20:15

now, it's like, I would have

20:19

been fine would have survived.

20:19

Yeah, but then as a kid, it's

20:21

all just like a big race. Yep.

20:21

So I feel like that was the

20:24

thing is like, Yeah, I had a

20:24

worry. First time ever, I had a

20:29

worry. I don't remember. I mean, I've

20:29

been worrying. Since I popped

20:32

out of my mouth. I've just

20:32

always been a very like, a

20:35

worrier. Like, hyper aware of

20:35

everyone. So I think that was

20:39

never a tell for me, because I

20:39

always am like, I've always had

20:42

this pit in my stomach. I don't

20:42

know what's going on. Yeah, so

20:45

that's always kind of been the

20:45

thing. But anxiety runs super

20:49

high in my family. Like my mom.

20:49

When she was a kid would like

20:54

every morning before school, she

20:54

would be so nervous and anxious.

20:57

She would throw up like she

20:57

would get so nervous. Never

21:00

been nervous to throw up. Have

21:00

you been so nervous? You threw

21:02

up? I'm probably, but I Jaycees

21:03

like, death before your wedding?

21:08

Do you throw up? No chance. I

21:08

was so excited. Oh my gosh, I

21:13

think I think I've been very,

21:13

very nauseous. But like, like,

21:18

insane, like, can't eat anything

21:18

just insanely nauseous, but

21:22

never to the point where I'm

21:22

like, fully throwing, like, of

21:26

my own accord. Like, like, like

21:26

my body is throwing up. I've

21:30

made myself throw up because I

21:30

know that it would make me feel

21:33

better. I mean, I do that in a

21:33

not in a bilim ik way. In a

21:37

like, I know that this is going

21:37

to make me feel better way.

21:41

Yeah, I'm sure it would. That doesn't really pan out. Well, that doesn't

21:44

really sound I wasn't making bulimia at

21:45

all. I was just thinking of when

21:48

you're drunk. And you're, oh, well, that's what I mean.

21:49

But that is different. I mean, I

21:53

did that. Like every time I felt

21:53

like just regular. Like, I know

21:57

that if I throw up right now, it

21:57

will make me feel better. And I

21:59

can think clearer when I get really anxious. I don't

22:00

talk which is strange, because

22:03

I'm a talkative person. But when

22:03

I'm really scared and nervous,

22:06

I'm just like, quiet. Yeah.

22:06

Which is not good. No, you got

22:09

to talk before wrestling

22:09

matches. I would get so nervous.

22:12

I would shake. Yeah. And then I

22:12

would just like Be quiet. Yeah,

22:16

yeah. But then I realized to

22:16

like, loosen up. Yeah. So I

22:19

would just like dance in a

22:19

corner or just run around and

22:21

like, yeah, I really liked this episode. I

22:22

thought it was great. We have

22:25

three so let's move on to the

22:25

next one. Because we have some

22:27

big ones coming up. Is that okay? Yeah. All right. Was there

22:28

anything? Oh, what? One thing I

22:33

thought was so fucking funny is

22:33

when sorry, I know we're about

22:36

to move on. When Sokka was like,

22:36

I'm gonna make this note. And

22:41

then we're gonna make it seem

22:41

like Toph Oh, that was so Toph

22:44

can't write/ That was because I immediately I

22:45

was like, that's not a blind

22:49

jokes are crazy dude. There were

22:49

so many blind.

22:51

Toph, what is this? And she's

22:51

like, I don't know. Sounds like

22:55

a piece of paper and then when she goes I'm blind. I

22:56

literally laughed. I was like,

23:01

That is genius. comedy gold that

23:01

a blind jokes man. Oh man. So

23:06

many blind jokes. Yes. So funny.

23:06

Yeah, but in good taste. Yeah,

23:10

good taste. No worries as we all can see. Ah, okay, anyway.

23:12

Yeah, let's just go to the next

23:17

one. Yep. Children but the folk sorry to

23:18

frighten you. I have an in

23:26

nearby. Why don't you come back

23:26

there for some spice tea and

23:30

warm bed? No fucking chance. Yes, please.

23:34

No fucking chance. Nope. People

23:34

disappearing in the woods the

23:38

heck up during full moons. This

23:38

is reeks of spirit world

23:42

shenanigans. I'll be back in a little while.

23:45

This woman is a suspicious

23:45

mysterious town for mysterious

23:51

children fuck shit. Fuck. Okay, that's

23:57

pretty creepy.

24:00

It's the last thing I own from

24:00

growing up in the Southern Water

24:04

Tribe. Oh, shit.

24:11

She's a bender, better another

24:11

waterbender from our tribe,

24:14

you do what you must to survive.

24:14

Tonight I'll teach you the

24:18

ultimate technique of

24:18

waterbending.

24:21

Has she been taking the water

24:21

from people's fucking bodies?

24:26

Because that's kind of what I

24:26

feel like we're alluding to what

24:30

in the world is going on? With the fuck? bending,

24:32

controlling the water in another

24:37

body. enforcing your own will

24:37

over there. You must carry on my

24:42

work. I want to unite you blood

24:42

bending

24:45

and I won't allow you to keep

24:45

terrorizing this town.

25:05

Okay, episode eight. The gang

25:05

are camping out in a spooky

25:10

forest telling spooky stories

25:10

when a very spooky woman comes

25:14

in, saves them and takes them to

25:14

her in. It turns out she's from

25:19

the Southern Water Tribe and was

25:19

the last water member

25:22

waterbender that the Fire Nation

25:22

stole. She was tortured and then

25:26

she escaped. And instead of just

25:26

hiding out and playing simple

25:29

little pranks on Fire Nation

25:29

people, she fucking controls

25:33

their blood and forces Katara to

25:33

blood bend in order to save

25:37

Sokka and Aang accidentally

25:37

killing each other. It's super

25:40

fucked. I mean, you just read

25:40

these. It is it was so fucking

25:45

Yeah, this is the Halloween

25:45

episode. Like this is the

25:47

Halloween episode. It's Halloween coded. Absolutely wonder if this was

25:49

released in October. I don't know. I would love to

25:51

know because it was so spooky.

25:55

So spooky. spooky, spooky

25:55

spooky. One thing that I have to

25:58

say is you should always follow

25:58

your intuition. Especially if

26:02

they're old. And they're if

26:02

they're old, and they feel

26:05

spooky. They're fucking spooky.

26:08

Yeah, someone kind of feels like

26:08

they're a serial killer. They

26:11

probably are. Yeah, they probably are. There's the

26:13

there's the thing that they that

26:17

every like Woman Should Know.

26:17

But then man. Anybody should

26:21

know this. But it's like the

26:21

three second rule. And if like

26:24

within three seconds of meeting

26:24

someone, if you get like a weird

26:28

vibe, just follow it. Just walk

26:28

away. Just don't even worry

26:32

about it. Hey, if they're not a

26:32

bad person, they'll you they'll

26:35

come back around. You'll meet

26:35

him again and it'll be fine. But

26:38

if they are a bad person, then

26:38

you've escaped. And you're out

26:42

of there. Um, yeah, spooky episode.

26:45

Like, oh, like just like, like,

26:45

don't like it was so I was like,

26:49

This is so obvious. She isn't.

26:49

She's taking you to an end.

26:54

She's taking you to an end and

26:54

no one is there. No one's

26:56

staying there. Yeah. Why? Why is that? It sucks, man. I

26:58

think stranger danger definitely

27:02

was a kind of ruin, because

27:02

there's gonna be some people who

27:05

are just kind. But now it's

27:05

like, we can't know you can't

27:08

trust a soul. I can't trust

27:08

that. But I will get an Uber

27:12

with a stranger. One time I

27:12

stuck my thumb out as a kid to

27:15

hitchhike and someone actually

27:15

did pull over. That's

27:17

terrifying. And we were all

27:17

kids. And we were like,

27:20

nevermind. Well, yeah, one time.

27:20

I think I like pants. Someone

27:24

outside and this adult came by

27:24

and he's like, Hey, there's some

27:26

weirdos out here. You better be

27:26

careful. And then I went. You're

27:30

fucking weird. Do your weirdo. I was like, there's a group of

27:32

five of us. We would probably

27:34

all scream. Something happened. Yeah, some. At least four out of

27:36

five of us would.

27:39

I'm like this Target parking

27:39

lot. Yeah, dude, why do you like

27:42

have to tell us and we I get him

27:42

as everyone know if he was being

27:45

nice. It's my fault. Because we

27:45

were shitty. 12 year olds were

27:48

like, yeah, something weird like

27:48

you. And he was like, Sure. He

27:52

was like you saw he was like,

27:52

hope you get abducted. And then

27:54

you saw he dips out? No, this was a very

27:55

interesting episode. I thought

27:59

it was really like because I

27:59

wasn't ending. Yeah, because I

28:02

was like, weird. I was like, she

28:02

is not. She's evil. She has bad

28:07

intentions. And then I was like,

28:07

oh, like a prisoner of war.

28:10

Yeah, I was like, Oh, she just

28:10

has PTSD. So maybe it's fine.

28:14

And then I was like, Nope, I was

28:14

right. She sucks.

28:18

It's so funny. When I think

28:18

there was an episode we were

28:20

like, I think it was something

28:20

had to do with metal bending.

28:23

I'm not going to do for it. But

28:23

it was a you're like oh, what

28:27

other kinds of things can you do

28:27

with water? Oh, quiet because

28:32

like you could fucking blood

28:32

been brewed? Yeah, that is

28:34

terrifying. You could kind of

28:34

suck all the moisture out of

28:37

someone. Yeah, I disappoint

28:37

like, like, pulling it from the

28:41

vines and the trees and shit.

28:41

Dude,

28:45

that was some crazy crazy shit.

28:45

Like that was really intense and

28:50

blood bending man. Dude, that's

28:50

some dark arts shit. That's some

28:54

like Defense Against the Dark

28:54

Arts were Harry Potter shit

28:56

blood, but I was laughing because it's like a

28:57

forbidden move. Yeah, some of

29:01

that in jujitsu, where it's kind

29:01

of frowned upon to do certain

29:03

thing is that was it was creepy. Like

29:03

when she like when her and I'm

29:07

also like, if an old person has

29:07

really long pointy nails, that's

29:12

to tell. It's a tell, like, you

29:12

gotta go. You gotta go there.

29:16

And especially if they're like,

29:16

hee hee hee. Yeah. And I'm like,

29:19

that's enough. That's enough.

29:19

That's enough. I'm gonna

29:22

do the ends justify the means.

29:22

You know what I mean? She

29:24

developed this technique,

29:24

because she was out. She was a

29:27

prisoner of war, right. So it's

29:27

like, you know, a guitar is

29:30

like, that's so fucked up that

29:30

you would control people. Yeah,

29:33

but at the same time, you know

29:33

what I mean? Like, she would

29:35

have been stuck there. And she would have been sorted into it. And she was already being

29:37

tortured and deprived of fucking

29:40

moisture. Yeah. So like, you

29:40

know what I mean? Like, it's

29:43

like, do you what's the what's

29:43

the

29:46

where's the line kind of thing?

29:46

It's all right. It's all gray

29:49

hair. I was thinking about that

29:50

because there's this kid who's

29:53

like really famous in the

29:53

jujitsu world because he like,

29:57

will like get you on a heel hook

29:57

and you Just like spam it, and

30:01

like there's kind of a unwritten

30:01

rule that you gotta be careful

30:03

like if you get someone in like

30:03

a precarious position where you

30:06

could break the arm, kind of

30:06

like crank it yeah, don't grab

30:09

people's legs and just falls

30:09

backwards and people have broken

30:12

their femur feeling they their

30:12

whole knee blows out and like a

30:15

second. And then his, you know,

30:15

people are in the comments are

30:19

so torn because they're like,

30:19

it's a fight. It's a match. And

30:22

they were like, Yeah, but now

30:22

that guy is lost for nine

30:25

months. Yeah, that's fun. So

30:25

it's like, he's like taking

30:28

names, but like, what's the

30:28

interesting it's like, where's

30:31

the line? Who defines the line?

30:31

Especially when it's like war,

30:34

you know? And I'm really interested to see

30:35

because guitar can do it.

30:40

She's your blood bender.

30:40

Guitarist, starts crying

30:46

sobbing. Ah, Loki. I'm like,

30:46

It's not that dramatic.

30:52

I mean, she was literally like, I know, I was like, You saved

30:55

for soccer. And yeah, I mean,

30:58

he was literally she was that

30:58

old woman was.

31:03

So in my head. I was like, and

31:03

she's like, guitar, I was like,

31:07

oh, like, he thought even

31:07

trying. It wasn't good. I would

31:12

have been like, second. Let's do this bitch, where I

31:15

could not I was like, Oh, my

31:19

gosh, like I'm interested

31:19

either. I wonder if she's gonna

31:25

use it in blood bending. Yeah, yeah. I

31:25

mean, it's a crazy power. Yeah.

31:29

And I know some people that she

31:29

could use it on. Is that your

31:32

does that change your opinion on

31:32

water as an element to use now?

31:37

That's another layer. It's like

31:37

metal bending. You know what I'm

31:39

saying? I mean, I definitely still I definitely

31:40

still think like, I think the

31:44

last time I took off water was

31:44

still my number one. Like, I

31:47

want it. Yeah, I want to do

31:47

water. I want to do that. I want

31:50

to you can boil water. You can

31:50

do like there's water and

31:53

everything now that like, I'm

31:53

like, my mind is opened up. I'm

31:56

like, Oh, shit. Can you imagine if you're pissed

31:58

someone you just make their lips

32:00

chapped. You know what I'm

32:00

saying? Like, Hey, fuck you. I'm

32:04

like, yeah, yeah. And they're

32:04

like, Oh, fuck. Yeah, go get

32:07

some chapstick bit. Go walk away. Or like, like,

32:08

like, oh, no, it's not really

32:13

what? Worse. We're cutting weight. We

32:14

would eat just Jolly Ranchers.

32:19

So that you had no saliva? Yeah,

32:19

so

32:22

so. So you get sugar free Jolly

32:22

Ranchers and the day of the

32:25

weigh in on eat a whole bag.

32:25

That's fucking hilarious.

32:27

Because I couldn't drink any

32:27

water. Your tongue is like a

32:30

deep purple blue. Yeah, it's

32:30

like it's like and it's also

32:33

like sore because there's I'm

32:33

sucking all day and like, it's

32:36

either that or chewing gum. Yep.

32:36

You ever see like any fighter?

32:39

That's like chewing gum. It's because they're, they're cutting wit.

32:42

Geez, that's crazy. I just

32:42

thought what other what other

32:46

points did I have on this?

32:46

Because I was like, This is

32:48

fucking crazy. I don't know. I think you've

32:50

covered them all. But yeah, it's

32:52

a creepy ass fucking episode, man. Yeah, that was just control.

32:55

Like, yeah, people. She could do

32:59

this with the Fire Lord. Yeah, she couldn't. She could do

33:01

it with anybody. Anybody? Can be

33:04

like, Aang round 401 But I'm

33:04

also like, like, I'm tired. You

33:12

go. You're not the next episode. I'm like

33:12

blood been him to get him to lay

33:15

the fuck down. Who? Oh, go to bed. It's also

33:17

probably she can only do it on

33:21

the full moon. Oh, that's right.

33:21

Because you can only do it.

33:25

That's why people are disappearing at the full moon. That's right. Because you can

33:27

only have that's when they're the most powerful. Yeah, so

33:28

like, she can't do it all the

33:31

time. But sometimes they're

33:31

fucking going at it at the

33:35

duty. Yeah, I mean, that was

33:35

just wild. It was a very, like,

33:40

it was just a very spooky

33:40

episode. It was very spooky.

33:42

Yeah, and I thought it was a good episode. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ghost Stories,

33:44

man, because we're talking about

33:48

just talking about ghost

33:48

stories. And they're saying some

33:51

creepy as shit, man. Yeah, fuck

33:51

that dude.

33:54

I'm also like, you would not

33:54

catch me sleep. I mean, I'm not

33:57

a camper. I do not camp you do

33:57

not catch glamping in the woods.

34:01

Oh, glam. I will not even do

34:01

that. I will. I will do

34:04

like a air conditioned bathroom

34:04

and you're just sleeping in a

34:07

tent. Do you don't think like

34:09

I would. We would have to see.

34:09

We would have to see I mean I

34:14

will go on a 20 mile hike if

34:14

that's what 10 mile hike through

34:19

the wilderness in the woods as

34:19

long as the end of that hike and

34:22

in a nice like cabin or hotel

34:22

where I can shower and sleep in

34:26

a bed. Yeah, I don't like camping that

34:27

much. I know. It kind of scares

34:30

me I was watching I went down to

34:30

any sleep or like I was looking

34:34

researching the Grizzly Man You

34:34

remember that guy? Who like hung

34:38

out with bears and then got

34:38

mauled to death by one oh yeah,

34:41

I remember was rolling so you

34:41

could hear it and I listened to

34:43

it and I'm like that fuck me up

34:43

man not cam know

34:47

from animal I'm like bugs not

34:47

into them bugs not doing that

34:51

shit. Yeah, snakes bears. Other

34:51

fucking people camping in the

34:55

woods and the you don't know

34:55

their intentions. Yeah, I'm out

34:58

of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well,

34:58

I really liked this episode

35:02

though. I thought it was very

35:02

spooky and entertaining. It was

35:05

very like oh my gosh, it was

35:05

very

35:07

like it was. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

35:07

During the Halloween episode,

35:11

man. Yup. Sure move on.

35:13

Yeah, let's do episode 499

35:21

You're not doing so good. You think you're untouchable?

35:25

Don't you Mr. Firelord

35:29

you are really starting to lose

35:29

it kid. Momo, did you hear

35:35

something? No, I said something.

35:35

You my friend are just a few

35:42

clumps short of a fruit pie that's more like it. Suits hired

35:53

that for a second there. I

35:57

imagined you were talking to me.

35:57

Oh, mama, let me explain

36:14

we're all starting to get a

36:14

little worried about you.

36:18

You've been awake too long. And you're acting downright

36:20

weird. You've got to take care

36:25

of yourself. You can't go on

36:25

like this look, I appreciate

36:30

what you guys are saying. But we

36:30

all they were just too much

36:37

Oh, he's fully hallucinating fully hallucinating?

36:57

This Episode Come on, guys. We're all on the

37:11

same side. Junk. Junk. Junk.

37:19

Junk. Junk. Junk. Yum. Holy moly

37:38

Oh, buddy, just go to sleep. Oh,

37:38

buddy

37:53

jump in a cold waterfall. Oh, makes me want to cry. I feel

37:59

so bad for him.

38:04

So how did it go?

38:06

When I got to the meeting,

38:06

everyone welcomed me. My father

38:11

had saved me a seat. He wanted

38:11

me next to him. I was literally

38:15

at his right hand. Zuko that's wonderful. You must

38:17

be happy

38:26

during the meeting, I was the

38:26

perfect prince. The Son My

38:30

father wanted but I wasn't me.

38:38

Oh, gee Oh look, another

38:53

hallucination an imaginary bed

38:53

made out of the clouds.

38:57

It's real. We spent hours

38:57

working on it. We made it for

39:01

you. A good night's sleep will

39:01

probably take the crazy way.

39:03

Episode Nine. It is four days to

39:03

the invasion of the Fire Nation

39:09

and ang need some Nyquil. He's

39:09

having insane nightmares and is

39:13

terrified to sleep so he decides

39:13

to stay up for the next two

39:15

days. This sends him into a PCP

39:15

inspired hallucination trip that

39:19

eventually ends with him

39:19

succumbing to his exhaustion and

39:22

sleeping like a baby. On the

39:22

other hand. On the other hand,

39:27

Zuko is battling his identity

39:27

and second guessing is happiness

39:31

Happiness at home. Oh, my buck I

39:31

cannot speak. second guessing is

39:35

happiness at home dato ng ings Ayahuasca episode

39:38

apparently Yeah. Oh

39:41

my gosh. Yeah, everyone's had

39:41

one. Well, what else? No, no,

39:47

it's like a tripping episode

39:47

like Sokka had one and now Aang

39:49

is having one. Yeah, that I've never been so tired a

39:51

hallucinate, really? Yeah,

39:56

actually, I pulled it all

39:56

nighter and just didn't notice

39:58

stop signs. I got there was no

39:58

one around. Because I was like,

40:02

Oh, I just went by another one. Oh shit.

40:03

Yeah, I, I haven't had any like

40:07

visual hallucinations. But when

40:07

I've gotten so tired one time

40:12

where it was like auditory and

40:12

like if like, like physical

40:16

hallucinations were like I would

40:16

like it would feel like a bug

40:20

was crawling on me or something

40:20

and like the it was very bad it

40:23

was very, very bad. I think maybe I get like one

40:24

time I was driving, and this is

40:28

why you need to stick with the

40:28

unions I was driving from the

40:32

Union it was a 2pm to 7am The

40:32

next day, fuck that shit. And so

40:36

the guy, everyone was like, if

40:36

you need to pull over pull over

40:39

I'm like, this is the work

40:39

culture that we deal with. And

40:42

so I'm driving and it's foggy.

40:42

And I just I was actually fine

40:46

until I got in the car. Because

40:46

then then you're just sitting

40:49

Yeah, I'm loading gear. So I'm

40:49

like awake. Yep. And then I'm

40:52

like, Okay, now to drive home

40:52

and then like, you know when

40:55

like, it starts to yak on the

40:55

side. Oh, I am like, oh, no,

40:59

it's so about my like, worse

40:59

like the night my most

41:03

consistent like nightmares that

41:03

I have. Yeah, are me driving but

41:08

I can't see. Like just driving

41:08

into like, the into the

41:11

darkness. And it's like my

41:11

biggest fear. Like I when I'm

41:14

driving at night. I do not do

41:14

well if there's like only like

41:18

street lamps or something like I

41:18

hate it. I ooh,

41:23

I don't want to like close my

41:23

eyes and open them and there's

41:26

just like, Carnage because I was

41:26

I fell asleep. Dude, that would

41:30

be fucking awful. I might cut

41:30

it. I won't mention his name.

41:33

But my friend. I said I tell you

41:33

how to DUI. And he said he got

41:37

in the car. open his eyes. He

41:37

was in jail. Oh, and like can

41:41

you as bad waking up and like

41:41

not knowing if you fucking

41:44

killed so that is so bad. So terrified. That's so

41:45

fucking bad. I just don't drink

41:51

and drive. Don't drive when

41:51

you're exhausted. Like, like,

41:55

not just like, I'm a little

41:55

like, exhausted. Don't do it.

41:58

I don't know what the reason is,

41:58

I guess if anyone is Canadian

42:01

and can comment. But road trips

42:01

are really big in Canada. Oh, ye

42:07

you're nodding your head is that

42:07

do you know that? Oh, were you

42:11

looking at something else? But

42:11

they're really big in Canada.

42:15

And I think it's I don't know

42:15

why. Right. But oh, I think I

42:21

think um, also they don't know

42:21

how like every state has an

42:24

airport. Yeah, I don't think

42:24

every section of Canada has an

42:27

airport. I think there's like

42:27

three in the entire country.

42:29

Oh my gosh. There's, there's

42:29

only three airports in all of

42:36

there's a lot. But I think that's because

42:36

people just so people drive. And

42:41

so I'm driving one time. And um,

42:41

I don't know if I ever told you

42:45

this. But when I visited Canada,

42:45

my dad messed up. Oh, God. So we

42:50

were driving to this. Hopefully

42:50

he doesn't watch us. We were

42:54

driving to this church called

42:54

St. Joseph. And he routed it.

42:58

And we're driving. And it's five

42:58

hours, right? So three hours in.

43:02

I'm like, my dad's like, let's

43:02

switch. And I was like, Yeah,

43:05

I'll drive and then I check the

43:05

map. And I'm like, why are we

43:07

closer to Michigan than we are

43:07

to anywhere in to Montreal. And

43:12

then my dad routed it for like

43:12

St. Joseph in Chicago. I was

43:16

like Dad, you didn't check the

43:16

address you just typed in St.

43:20

Joseph church there's a billion

43:20

St. Joseph. That's what I was

43:23

saying. And so I had to drive

43:23

all hours to get back there. And

43:28

then we didn't want to We

43:28

weren't planning on staying the

43:31

night in Montreal so that's five

43:31

hours back plus the stops so

43:35

that's like were you just going

43:35

to the church to visit Yeah cuz

43:39

it's like a recreated church

43:39

from like, it's like on a hill

43:42

it's like a big ass church

43:42

beautiful beautiful it's like a

43:44

thing that's like because

43:44

there's one in France and it's

43:47

supposed to be like oh, like all

43:47

it's like a French territory so

43:50

it's supposed to be like the

43:50

exact replica of this church and

43:53

France church I'm gonna be

43:53

honest, mid the interior was not

43:57

as cool as the exterior I will

43:57

say that but all that being said

44:02

there were signs because I

44:02

didn't realize how big road

44:05

tripping was in Canada that are

44:05

like pull over if you're tired

44:09

now oh my god. It's like a car

44:09

accident in the photo was like

44:16

and then I like pull over to a

44:16

Tim Hortons and start chugging

44:19

coffee you're like is not going

44:19

to be made I will say Marta road

44:22

trip anywhere it would be Canada

44:22

because they have like these big

44:24

exits that add to nice clean, a

44:24

ton of bathrooms a Tim Hortons

44:30

every 10 Miles basically, that's so nice.

44:32

And I'm like, unlike in America,

44:32

way to do it. And neither here

44:35

it's like, I don't want to go to

44:35

some weird stop. middle of

44:38

nowhere, and I'm Chevron that looks like it

44:39

hasn't been cleaned.

44:42

There's like shit on the walls. Yeah, that's terrifying. Nothing, dude.

44:45

Fuck that. Canada knows that.

44:45

But yeah, don't drive exhausted.

44:49

Yeah, it's just exhaustion will

44:49

do crazy shit to you. It was

44:53

funny when he was high. I was

44:53

like, Oh, this is what it's like

44:56

when I'm high. Is really awful.

44:56

I hallucinate So about I mean,

45:00

I've talked about that at nauseam, we don't have to get into it, but I thought it was

45:02

funny hallucinated when I'm so I will

45:03

make, you know, I take that back

45:06

one time, I was so high, our

45:06

roommate, Kevin Matsumoto turned

45:10

around and I was sitting up,

45:10

asleep. And I remember that

45:14

night because I listened to

45:14

Childish Gambino as your album.

45:17

And I closed my eyes. And I was

45:17

in a portal. And there were a

45:21

number sixes on the walls that

45:21

are changing colors. And I was

45:24

like, This is fucking crazy.

45:24

This is I was so high that I,

45:28

you know, when you feel your

45:28

skin, yes, that's I couldn't

45:32

sleep because I was just feeling

45:32

like, you just feel your skin.

45:34

And I was like, Oh, I'm so

45:34

annoying. I hate sometimes when

45:37

I'm like, not like, fully

45:37

regular, but like, regular. And

45:44

I like I'm like feeling my arm.

45:44

And I'm like, Oh, my gosh, it's

45:46

so soft. And then all of a sudden, I'm like, Am I high right now? Like,

45:48

I totally psyched myself out.

45:51

It's very dumb. The edibles I had

45:51

recently are like, so bad. So

45:54

like, I can't tell if I'm high.

45:54

But when I get and then I'm a

45:58

little high. I'm like, this is

45:58

nothing. But then it's like one

46:01

of those things where like my high right now and then had to go to the bathroom and be like,

46:03

am I and I'm looking at my eyes.

46:06

And I'm like, Alright, I'm a

46:06

little I'm a little there. But

46:09

yeah, I really relate to ng

46:09

though. You know, so much

46:12

anxiety, so much anxiety. I'm

46:12

relating it to the first day of

46:16

school, but I'm also like, this

46:16

man is invading a nation and

46:18

nation. Yes. He's got to fight

46:18

the fire. Yeah, yeah. It's not

46:21

just like the first is not

46:21

practicing any firebending he

46:25

doesn't need to that day. It's

46:25

the Eclipse. Yeah, but like, no

46:29

one's gonna be able to fireman

46:29

anyway. Yeah, that's why they

46:32

have like, 13 minutes. I got to

46:32

invade this nation fast. It's

46:35

crazy. That is insane. They

46:35

gotta run the fucking gauntlet.

46:39

But I can never I wrote this

46:39

down. I can never fall asleep

46:44

early when I have something the next day, ya know, and I'm constantly at

46:46

night. It's I hate that. Yeah,

46:50

I prepare. Yes. pack my bag.

46:50

Yep. Do all the funny upset.

46:54

That's like at 5am Yep. And I'm

46:54

in I take like, I'm in bed at

46:57

8pm. Yeah, and I just can't fall

46:57

asleep. I don't fall asleep

47:00

until like, 1am. Yep. And it's

47:00

awful. You get four hours of

47:03

sleep, and then you feel like

47:03

shit. And then yeah, every first

47:06

day of school experience has been awful because he just couldn't sleep the night before.

47:07

Yeah. Well, and I thought it was

47:09

really funny. How I'm like, Hey,

47:12

guys, all he needs is

47:12

validation. And you're like,

47:17

giving him the runaround. Like

47:17

you want him to like talk about

47:20

is what's going on. You know

47:20

what's going on. You want to

47:23

like get them in soccer is like

47:23

Yeah, it's like, yeah, I was

47:26

like you want to like give him a

47:26

massage. Just tell them uh, he's

47:29

good. And he can do it. I'm

47:29

like, he's calm. Also, like,

47:32

hey, Katara give him a hug.

47:32

Cuddle up. I'm like, all he

47:36

needs is a good cuddle. And then

47:36

finally,

47:40

Pom Pom, and then I'm like, put

47:40

him to bed. Just gotta give him

47:44

a hand and you'll be fine. All

47:44

you gotta do guitar.

47:47

I should. I was just like, come

47:47

on. Like, you can make this so

47:51

much simpler. Bend some water.

47:51

Yeah, literally. Um, but let's

47:56

talk about Zuko, though, because

47:56

he wasn't in this episode. A

47:59

whole lot maze. A very supportive

48:01

girlfriend. You know, she's

48:03

great. Yeah, I was like, You know what?

48:04

She's trying. Yeah.

48:08

And Zuko is like, you know, you

48:08

know, he doesn't, he's like,

48:12

What do I do? And she's like,

48:12

Oh, maybe she was like doing her

48:14

bus. She was doing her best. And I was

48:15

like, Zuko. Just go to the

48:18

fucking meeting. Just go. I don't want to go down.

48:21

I don't want to go down and I'm

48:21

not gonna go now. I'm like, Just

48:24

fucking go. And then now you're actually felt

48:25

like what it's like. Yeah, like

48:28

this is. This isn't what I

48:28

wanted at all.

48:30

Nope. He's being and I like

48:30

that. He's being open with me.

48:35

Oh, like telling her how he

48:35

feels? Yeah, like how he feels.

48:37

I know. But like, we all know

48:37

Zuko has not always been the

48:42

best about communicating those

48:42

things. Yeah. So I like that.

48:46

He's getting it like, I like

48:46

that. He has someone now. You

48:50

trust and he could? Yeah, I

48:50

would tell information too. So

48:53

yeah, I wish that we would have

48:53

gotten some little info on the

48:58

meeting. That would have been

48:58

nice. Maybe you will. Yay. That

49:02

means you will. I love this episode, because

49:05

Momo and opera talk. Dude, that

49:09

was hilarious. Oh, my favorite

49:09

meme has always been the

49:13

standing opera. Dude. We're

49:17

standing. And I wanted to show

49:17

you. I'll put this photo up.

49:20

Man. I love this reference. It's

49:20

a reference to my favorite

49:24

Kurosawa movie ever. Haha,

49:24

Jimbo, that was on if you wanted

49:29

a high five. No, I'm putting the

49:29

but I was like, What are you

49:33

doing? Putting the nice job whatever,

49:34

fine.

49:37

Um, but uh, yeah, I always thought this is cool. I thought it was that was

49:39

hilarious. That was so I'm in

49:44

his character, by the way does that

49:44

a lot. He like has his hands in

49:47

his sleeves. And he would just

49:47

bring him up. He has his hands

49:51

to come up here. He has his

49:51

hands in his robe. And he always

49:53

like itches like this and did

49:53

that. Yeah, so I was like,

49:57

that's cool. Dragos sitting on my lap for

49:58

you. The people just listening.

50:01

Oh, go ahead give it the camera

50:01

sniff give the camera I mean the

50:05

microphone know what I'm talking about. You got anything to say? Yeah, I

50:07

will speak Spanish. So, yeah, so

50:13

it's a great episode. It's a very good episode. I'm

50:14

very interested to see.

50:17

What do you do? He's like back

50:17

off man back off. You want to do

50:20

this right now? His little voice is hilarious.

50:21

Yeah. All right, but you're

50:23

getting curious. I but I just am

50:23

really interested. Like, I just

50:30

want to know I'm so I'm just so

50:30

I want more Zuko. I want more

50:35

Zuko. I want more Zuko in these

50:35

episodes. I want more. I want to

50:39

know where his head's at. Yeah,

50:39

I want to know where he's going.

50:42

I am so excited.

50:46

And also Loki confessed his love

50:46

and then did it babies you're my

50:51

forever girl I was literally like this is

50:52

everything this is perfect this

50:55

is perfect this is perfect baby

50:55

you're my forever girl and then

51:01

think that was hilarious um I

51:01

just loved I thought these were

51:05

three really solid episodes they

51:05

were great the revenue

51:07

up for the invasion MAN Yeah,

51:07

they're really robbing us up I'm

51:11

for they invade the Fire Nation.

51:11

So there's also more episodes.

51:16

Yeah, so they invade. Yeah,

51:19

they invade the Fire Nation.

51:19

How's it gonna go? I don't know.

51:21

Go into Yeah, so I think that's

51:21

it. But yeah, definitely did

51:28

feel like the first day of school. On like, all of these it had

51:30

very, like Halloween school kid

51:34

vibes. All of them did. Yeah,

51:34

they were fun to watch. They

51:37

were very good. He's like, I'm ready to fight you

51:38

Fire Lord. Ozai. And he's like,

51:40

did you forget about the math

51:40

test? Yeah,

51:43

he's like, what? So that was

51:43

those dreams were so like that

51:47

it like you wake up and you're

51:47

immediately like, oh, I need to

51:49

do this. I need to do this. And

51:49

then you're halfway, like just

51:51

starting or halfway through and

51:51

you're like, What the fuck am I

51:54

do? Is this true? I don't know if this

51:54

is true. Have you ever woken up

51:57

from when you're falling? Yeah.

51:57

Someone said that's when your

52:00

heart rate gets so low. Your

52:00

body thinks you're dead. Oh,

52:03

your brain thinks you might be

52:03

dying. So then you just wait

52:05

like wakes you up? I don't know.

52:05

What that is, bro.

52:10

dreams mean things? They have

52:10

meanings. They fully do. Not all

52:15

of them. Not all of them. But

52:15

some of them

52:18

do. I was like, You mean the

52:18

women with the fat acids didn't

52:20

mean anything. And what are you

52:20

mock? If you had a dream, then

52:23

you didn't want to wake up? Yes.

52:23

Yeah, anytime or I've been

52:27

asleep. And I'm like, I'm like

52:27

living though. I'm like six foot

52:30

tall. Daddy's on the right and

52:30

left. And I wake up and I'm

52:34

like, No. I'm like trying to. Yes,

52:34

when you try and go back to

52:38

sleep and you're just like thinking of the dream. You're like maybe

52:40

if I cook said My dream is now

52:40

me. Yeah, I'm like, I don't want

52:44

to know on this. I don't want to know

52:45

me.

52:47

I've tried to be able to control

52:47

my lucid dreams. Hmm.

52:51

Apparently, if you like, do your

52:51

dream journal. And then if you

52:55

do that consistently enough, you'll be able to control your dreams. Whoa, I don't know. I

52:56

haven't tried it because of an

52:59

inconsistent my dream journal

52:59

because I've been like, late.

53:02

And I'm like, Cool. Fuck. And

53:02

then I like go in my bathroom

53:05

and I get ready. And I'm like, I

53:05

didn't write down my dreams.

53:07

Yeah, I never write down my

53:07

dreams. I'll leave those things

53:10

in the dark. I'll leave them

53:10

where they're where they belong

53:12

right here. Yeah, I don't need

53:12

it. I don't need to track

53:15

you ever been. What is it? What

53:15

is it called when you're sleep

53:18

blocked? Oh, what's the word?

53:18

Sleep paralysis, sleep

53:24

paralysis. No, but our lovely guest, Sarah

53:25

Derner. does suffer from sleep

53:29

paralysis, and it's terrifying. I've had it before multi you

53:31

have? Oh,

53:35

I have one time and I truly

53:35

think there was like a demon.

53:39

And I was like fighting. I was

53:39

literally fighting fucking

53:41

demons. And it was like, it was

53:41

terrifying.

53:45

It is it's spooky because I

53:45

think I was half awake. But then

53:50

I I also had my eyes open. So

53:50

then

53:53

yeah, that's how it's it was.

53:53

It's always the one time that

53:57

it's happened like really bad.

53:57

It was like, my eyes are so

54:00

heavy. I can't open them. But

54:00

I'm like, if I just woke it was

54:03

like my body was trying to open

54:03

my eyes and wake up but I

54:06

couldn't like I was locked in. The worst part is like, I will try to wake

54:08

move because I'm like, I don't

54:11

want to be in this anymore. But

54:11

then I'm like, it's also like,

54:13

5am I could still kind of Yeah,

54:13

I could get some Yeah, it didn't

54:17

matter. Yeah, but I'm just like, yeah, no, I've been there.

54:20

That's sucks. Like, I hate I

54:23

hate bad dreams and sleep

54:23

paralysis. That's the worst.

54:26

Yeah, no, thanks. Yeah. Um, if

54:26

you ever had a dream, and then

54:29

you were angry at someone? Yes.

54:29

You know, I've had multiple

54:32

dreams where I woke up and I'm

54:32

like, my sister's like, what's

54:35

up? I'm like, fuck you. Nothing. Bucky? Yeah, no, plenty

54:36

of those. Plenty of those.

54:41

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54:41

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54:44

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54:44

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