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Welcome to Steer it's podcast a boozy
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dive into mythology, legends, and folklore. Every
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week we pour a drink and learn
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about a news story from around the
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world of Amanda. And I'm Julia and
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Amanda. It's wholesome time maybe? Ah, thank
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goodness I've been looking forward to this
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one. I also have been really looking
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forward to this. I listen, I love
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a scary story. I love a creepy
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story. I love everything that is spooky
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and cool. But I also do occasionally
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want my heart to be warmed by
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a wholesome story or wholesome urban legend.
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And I think our listeners very much delivered
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when we put out this request a couple
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months ago. Totally. Agree. It's
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also a couple of days after
1:07
my least favorite day on the
1:10
internet which is April first. I
1:12
am somebody who doesn't like to
1:14
be fooled and I especially don't
1:16
like kind of cruel pranks and
1:19
so to me this feels like
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a really good sort of i
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antidote or chaser to. The April
1:25
Fool's Day. Of any you don't like
1:27
those like prank you tube channels where people
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are really mean to their spouses. Know
1:32
they are middle East. favorite thing. I saw a
1:34
video recently have someone who like got a dog
1:36
and like her husband came home and she's like
1:38
here you go and he was like ah at
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it like that's mean that's not nice for the
1:43
dog and it's also not how like any adoption
1:45
agency would really work like I'm going through the
1:47
process of trying to get a dog right now
1:50
and the woman was like oh yeah you know
1:52
you sound great sounds like a really excited to
1:54
have a dog can I talk to the other
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people that live in your house to make sure
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they also want. Dog leg and
2:01
there's. No way you can just like
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sneak a dog into a house. And maybe
2:05
she just like bought a puppy though years
2:07
and doesn't strike me as like very yeah
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you though I adopted and shop ethics Yeah
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yeah yeah. Artyom! Point is, I'm very excited.
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I. Would actually love to start Juliet
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with an update from Betty who is
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my mom is a magician. Story prompted
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this entire idea. Yeah. I'm
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so glad that we her
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back! Yes so Betty Raids!
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Heyman and Julia Thank you so much for
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reading my story but my mom on the
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shelves. I was so excited to hear it
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I called her to tell her about it
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and send her the episode length and attacking
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her thoughts below that we have a very
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sweet screenshot are aware of that He has
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texted the links to Mobs and Mom right
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back. So sweet, so glad to have added
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some magic to your childhoods. A smiley. With hearts
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of modi hard about you heard about it. Harder money's.
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And then ah that he says love
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you and loss of libido that since
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he loved it I love your relationship.
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That's the nicest thing. like hey yo!
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Some some people don't get to have
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a great relationship with their parents. I
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am so glad that you guys do
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and that like you. Know. It's still going
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on to this day. Not only did you have an
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awesome child that I'm sure, but you still have been
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a great relationship. With your parents and that's
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great. Yeah and Betty continues. Got a little
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more of a nugget. Remember this as a
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like very elaborate like a leper on St.
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Patrick's Day you know, installation easy and said
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that he says on the phone. My mom
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also told me that the leper con donuts
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came about because my brother said he saw
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a leper con on St. Patrick's Day when
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he was. Little says yet another instance of
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her making our imaginations come to life. Since.
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We'd I love that. I love that it became
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a whole thing. just. Because your brothers like I
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saw a leper. Come on St. Patrick's Day. Be
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like you know what? And make
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this a whole thing. Here we go
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We also have a screenshot of a
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of like of representatives facebook post. From
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that his mom which has a
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photo of a bunch dear ah,
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sort of like nibbling around some pine
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trees. And the caption. The Forgot: I decided
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to go for a walk as afternoons
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believe they're not. They're a total of
4:05
eight reindeer. know that? A real sales
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beer voting booth of it. So sweet.
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Your mom seems very wholesome and you
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know it seems like she still has
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that kind of childlike wonder as a
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parent and as a full s adult
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now. and I love that for her,
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that's the kind of person that I
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want to. Be. In the future Agreed So.
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Still, he can you give me a little a
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little sampling? Will appetizer have some of the wholesome
4:27
urban legends that we've gotten them. Oh.
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Yeah, I have a great one that
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is from Murtha Amritsar rights. Hey, I'm
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And and Julia. I'm a long time
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listener and I've written in maybe once
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or twice before, but I'm currently listening
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to Episode Three Seventy one, Urban Legends
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a number because I can't read or
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says that every revenue rose or but
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Episode Three Seventy One or and had
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to pause the episode to tell you
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a fun story from childhood, showcasing the
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magic my parents would do for me
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and my sister. My family is Jewish,
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so growing up we didn't have the
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magic of fantastical characters visiting. Us like
5:00
Santa or the Easter Bunny but we
5:02
did have the Great Pumpkin. Oh and
5:04
I will say you do have a
5:06
life during passover but it's not so
5:08
when sickle because you know script really
5:10
he does come into check. If everybody
5:12
circumcised so. I was gonna say allies
5:15
in the Easter Bunny kind of don't sit and
5:17
he says he's a the man in my mind
5:19
that lead the i could be wrong you know
5:21
it up. They. Don't. Know
5:24
the specifics are be Easter Bunny like
5:26
checking. busy of people are circumcised about.
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The most ridiculous money is no penis
5:31
Sheriff. That one for the Jews. That
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one's Eliza. Thera said her. So is
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a good it is. yes you read
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that right. The Great Pumpkin. Like the
5:39
Halloween special from Charlie Brown and the
5:41
Peanuts Gang. If any listeners haven't seen
5:43
the cinematic masterpiece that is it's the
5:45
Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown from Nineteen Sixty
5:47
Six. I highly recommend watching it on
5:49
Halloween night. Usually towards the end of
5:51
dinner where my sister and I were
5:53
sitting with our parents the doorbell would
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ring which with strange for my area
5:58
because trick or treating was always the
6:00
Sunday before when that's very interesting and
6:02
I think that panel a good. Midwest.
6:04
Turks thing where it's like you know
6:07
you wouldn't do it on Halloween proper.
6:09
Yeah, do it when like you could
6:11
make sure everyone is like get off
6:13
safe and walking with family members and
6:15
sometimes maybe they do like that. I
6:17
think that's becoming really popular are the
6:19
like. Trunks are
6:22
treats. Have you heard of this? Yes,
6:25
I. Have where people well sort of gather in
6:27
like a parking lot of a school or church
6:29
or community. Center which makes sense, especially in a
6:31
rural. Area where you'd have to otherwise like drive
6:33
between people. Have this. Isn't Yeah, we're
6:36
a couple towns near me have actually
6:38
started doing it but it's like did
6:40
Villager Town sponsored. So though clothes off
6:42
the street and the businesses will they
6:44
pull up cars and put the the
6:46
treats in the trunk and like have
6:48
all the kids run around till the
6:50
businesses. It's it it seems. Keep it
6:52
must be a lot less intense than
6:54
like a wrangling. Your toddler for like
6:56
two hours. You know between like different,
6:58
right and like the streets that don't
7:00
necessarily have sidewalks and like you know,
7:02
just going after and a piano like
7:04
people just aren't. Putting Halloween decorations
7:06
out or whatever it's It's odd.
7:09
So. The doorbell would ring. Which is strange for
7:11
my area to constrictor treating volleys on the Sunday
7:13
before Halloween. But upon hearing the doorbell
7:15
my sister and I would run to
7:18
the door and sitting on the front
7:20
step would be goody bags with our
7:22
names on it and know when. Insight
7:24
Woah! Inside the bags would be some
7:26
candy, small toys and teams from the
7:28
Great Pumpkin play Pumpkin. One year leading
7:30
up to the doorbell we got a
7:33
phone call and my dad claims that
7:35
it with the police saying that there
7:37
have been a sighting of the Great
7:39
Pumpkin in our area code. Know. That
7:42
that's really good, that's good fully to like.
7:44
He has them to call the how the
7:46
of that's very very good or it's just
7:48
like someone happens to call. I had a
7:50
time and will use like oh yes and
7:52
states you mister chief of Police for telling
7:55
us about the great was a kid My
7:57
parents would kind to do this as well
7:59
where. We always went to my
8:01
grandparents' house for Christmas eve and whenever
8:03
we were driving back to our house
8:05
after were to be all dark and
8:08
stuff like that and my dad always
8:10
point out the airplanes and he believes
8:12
julia look it's Rudolf in the sky
8:14
onto a blinking red light. And I was.
8:16
I was convinced that I've seen Rudolph every Christmas Eve
8:18
of. The Great Pumpkin continued
8:20
to visit us until your thirteen.
8:23
And pretty sure we may have been
8:25
the only kids ever to have visits
8:27
from. The Great Pumpkin. I am
8:29
twenty nine years old and to this day
8:32
my dad still claims that he had absolutely
8:34
nothing to do with it. Okay, he has
8:36
a similar claims for the tooth fairy after
8:38
all. And do we really think that he
8:40
would actually pay us for teeth that would
8:42
fall out. Is a good question. It's a good
8:44
question. Bilic. Maybe that's a question she finishes
8:47
with. I can't wait to continue the tradition
8:49
when I have my own kids. Maybe by
8:51
then my dad will share the trick with
8:53
the doorbell which is interesting. Maybe Catholic a
8:55
neighbor come over and like drop him off
8:57
and then run away. Then again Julia at
9:00
this point people who are writing and to
9:02
us as possible a group and age of
9:04
like smart. Door bells,
9:06
Or. At. Least you know me
9:08
like a home security system like it's it's possible I
9:11
go think is a myself like now of have to
9:13
pick up their phone and be like oh hello seat.
9:15
L a huge you don't have the
9:17
phenomenon of the house votes which I
9:19
find very funny whereas is twenty nine
9:21
so I don't know as the the
9:23
instance probably a neighbor that yes I
9:25
would say neighbor probably but it does
9:27
make me feel better that I'm like
9:29
oh no I'm too old. Well
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I think that's great. I love. The Great
9:35
Pumpkin That such a fun Halloween tradition,
9:37
especially if your area doesn't have a
9:39
ton of Halloween traditions. I know that
9:41
we're gonna have plenty of hollowing traditions
9:43
if and when we decide to advocate,
9:46
so I I love this one specifically.
9:48
It's great. Love for you may have a
9:50
you do you have a nother. Some.
9:53
Urban. Legend for us. Oh you
9:55
know it, This is a wholesome
9:57
family urban legend around up coming.
10:00
The And from Hell in the see her
10:02
Cohen says aim and and Julia in response
10:04
to your suggests At the end of episode
10:06
three seventy One I would like to send
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in my wholesome family traditions and urban legends.
10:11
Let the person who wrote an end.
10:13
You and Amanda both mentioned we had
10:15
a i think unique St. Patrick's Day
10:18
traditions which started with my kindergarten. One
10:21
of my classmates bombs will come in every so often
10:23
to lead crafts with the whole class. How
10:25
to Luther in Kindergarten. So like any
10:27
self respecting Protestants, the obviously spent lots
10:29
of time on fun but non turkey
10:32
things like her St. Patrick's Day project.
10:34
For. St. Patrick's Day. We all need a little
10:36
craft with a brown paper, a lunch bad
10:38
with a drawing of a leper caught on
10:41
it and me little paper quote gold coins,
10:43
shamrocks and. Other decorations glued to it that
10:45
so cute. I really like that. Adorable. Actually
10:47
think there is some element of leaving
10:49
a shiny things are Golden Rock City
10:51
Pirate I don't remember Pyrite how easy
10:53
that I write tie right inside the
10:55
bag. The idea was you have to
10:58
leave this in your house overnight the
11:00
night before St. Patrick's Day and the
11:02
gold coin and I write would attract
11:04
the leper com. Ah that's really cute
11:06
as it's Wilson which is such a
11:08
leopard on the. even if he didn't
11:10
successfully trap a leper com he might
11:12
leave you some. Treats. For the next day.
11:15
And said this one small craft projects
11:17
turned two years long tradition for mean
11:19
my younger sister of leaving out my
11:21
leper con trap every St. Patrick's Day
11:23
and weekend to most often some thin
11:26
mint cookies for us to have. I
11:28
first off love that it's thin mints.
11:30
Cause this is now Girl Scout! Getty
11:32
season here in the U S and so that
11:34
makes a lot of sense. That. That would be
11:36
your room. The Marine Corps. so much. Great.
11:39
Mint Green? Sure yeah the box is
11:41
certainly a green so that feel St
11:44
Patrick's Day He to me. what I
11:46
love in particular is class for kids.
11:48
Yeah. And said this is such
11:50
a fun little like activities last
11:52
craft that is fun and beamed
11:54
and like a little bit like
11:56
supernatural He and I I just
11:58
love it. I hope the people
12:01
are so creative. I just hope the parents got
12:03
like an email or a flyer something that really
12:05
hey so this is the lore because his i
12:07
think my kid from school and they're like yea
12:09
as teachers and I'll get shots. Of I put
12:11
this out overnight be like okay. Purely.
12:14
I did not buy chocolate. I don't know where we're
12:16
going to get some chocolate from that. Actually, Helen
12:18
finishes this tell with I loved this tradition
12:20
and I think my sister did as well
12:22
because she continued it even after I left
12:25
the house. And I guess my parents thought
12:27
it wasn't too strenuous to put a few
12:29
cities in a bag late at night for
12:31
us because they did it. Every sets are
12:33
you and you know a few cookies in
12:35
the bag means that. They. Got
12:37
to have. The majority of those cookies.
12:39
So parenting one or one I'd buy things for
12:42
your kids, but you're also going to enjoy. I
12:44
think that's free, I think I said it before,
12:46
but there there was a good like two, three
12:48
years or my. Dad would not order a
12:50
meal in a restaurant of we went
12:52
out as a family because inevitably my.
12:54
Twin brother and sister would like leave half of
12:56
their meals. For. Hims and him what his
12:58
like them to configure the Am Okay
13:00
Amanda, here's the thing. ah to take
13:02
orders. Smaller portions casino. Them only get to
13:04
eat about half of my food when I order
13:07
to as I have a bigger than my stomach.
13:09
As an that happened last night we were to
13:11
go get tacos where we ordered for. Tacos
13:13
each as like all right I've
13:15
eaten to these tacos and. To.
13:18
Get a bite out of each of the other
13:20
talkers. So the rest is your. Like
13:23
ideas on a T. Still other need to
13:25
necessarily like eat the whole thing so head
13:27
whenever you want babies. Either one
13:30
more here from the library. check hey
13:32
and she writes he spirits We asked
13:34
for wholesome urban legends. I thought of
13:36
one that my parents need for me
13:38
as a kid. I have a genetic
13:40
condition that required a lot of doctors
13:42
visits and medication. As a kid I
13:44
would often become very upset about this
13:46
and would take my parents a long
13:48
time to calm me down. But one
13:50
day when I was about three or
13:52
four years old, my parents took me
13:54
out to our garden to a blackberry
13:56
patch. They encouraged me to explore and
13:58
I sound. A small. Hm covered in
14:01
roses. Well my parents made a
14:03
big deal about it and told
14:05
me that I was really lucky
14:07
to have found a theory treasure
14:09
chest. Ah, From then on when
14:11
ever I became distressed about a
14:13
doctor's visit are taking my daily
14:15
medication my parents would tell me
14:17
to check the chest. They said
14:19
that the series may have heard
14:21
we being sad and would leave
14:23
a gift to cheer me up
14:25
in the treasure chest. Sure enough
14:27
there would be a favorite snack
14:29
or a. Little treat waiting for me. This
14:31
would help me get through it being angry
14:33
or sad and do what I need to
14:35
do at the doctors or to take my
14:37
medication. I look back now and appreciate how
14:39
much effort my parents went to help me
14:41
and the touch of magic that they need
14:43
for me. I hope you enjoyed this story.
14:45
And it makes you smile like it does me.
14:47
Ah but so. Adorable!
14:50
I really really love. That the
14:52
idea like or if we hide a
14:54
little chest in the garden and they
14:56
find it, you know that that's a
14:58
little fairy chest and might. Cause
15:01
that such a sweet story and it reminds
15:03
me of like all the time that I
15:06
played. kind of like. Pretend.
15:08
By myself in the backyard and was like
15:10
searching looking for stuff in the bushes and
15:12
my mom would be like what he would.
15:14
You can do it with what's happened back
15:16
there is like know I'm finding the secret
15:18
hidden gem onto the fairy land and she's
15:20
like i guess. What everyone says she's
15:22
outside. I got radioed as was not
15:25
eat many weird bugs or anything like
15:27
that so it's a win for me
15:29
as a parent via of when my
15:31
favorite hobbies the kid was making little
15:33
fairy that of clothes pins and my
15:35
gluing i'm you know like hair and
15:37
I the making little you know skirts
15:39
out of like scrap the fabrics. Because
15:41
they had a bunch of books about. Like flower
15:43
fairies that like little miniseries and
15:45
my grandma at one point added
15:48
a like statute to her gardens.
15:50
Ah what are they Just like bought a
15:52
garden center my grandpa.for her and she had
15:54
me name her and I named her after
15:56
one of the ferries on these books which
15:58
with Tessa a tobacco of. I don't know
16:00
where that came from. I don't know is
16:03
I. Beat is Up or have had sex with
16:05
us A character I don't think. Tessa is
16:07
a name so is She was the
16:09
queen of the ferries and my whole
16:11
life and like my got covered and
16:13
more sense for little like umbrella collected
16:15
rain I was like yeah no to
16:17
says in charge of the ferries. I
16:19
love the Amanda original are him in
16:21
a while we take a quick break
16:23
and will be back with a couple
16:25
more wholesome urban legends and a fun
16:28
little game that. I've. Come up with
16:30
no offense. Hey.
16:33
It's Julia and welcome to the resell!
16:35
We are back from tour and though
16:37
I am very sleepy I'm feeling very
16:39
silly. We had such an amazing time
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am very excited to see the pen
18:16
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you'd like to have an extra hour to
19:13
read a book to show up for a
19:15
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19:17
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19:19
easier if that was the case right? But
19:22
the question is time for what? Chino his
19:24
time with Unlimited how would you use it
19:26
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19:28
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19:30
and what is a priority and to make
19:33
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19:35
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19:37
do more of it. I know that I
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really enjoy talking to my therapist and makes
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it really easy to like, have a
19:44
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19:46
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19:48
What is the first thing I'm going to
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And now with the that to the show. Amanda,
20:41
we're back and he blew Been enjoying
20:43
lately. Talk tell lies, drink wise. Second
20:45
thing Julia I went to one of
20:47
my very favorite places on Earth which
20:50
is the Suburban Target. Welcome to my
20:52
lamp I'd else I was a gimmick
20:54
grandma running some errands for her and
20:56
I was like you know what? disagree
20:59
excuse. I rented. A car. I'm out here.
21:01
Let me let me run to a
21:03
Targets And they did have a i
21:05
think a sixteen pack of glass bottles
21:07
of Miller High Life for like nine
21:09
dollars. Which is my. Genuine.
21:12
Not ironic. yeah. Favorite beers I think
21:14
I'd to just have at home. Saw
21:17
it is. It is like just enough.
21:19
It's not very much, it's pretty lights
21:21
at the champagne appears it is champagne
21:24
from it's and I I have been.
21:26
Like slowly me the like want a week treating
21:28
myself to like a high life you know with
21:30
dinner after day work and we have like four
21:33
percent like it's a are not than us ah
21:35
their have any appreciable. Effect which at this point
21:37
like I'm I'm down for in I I love a
21:39
High Life. I use a bottle opener even of the
21:41
twist Off to school to school there like it does
21:43
because I want to manner when I tell you that
21:46
we. Go through a case of Miller
21:48
High Life every. Band practice or it's
21:50
it's the champion of beers. Everyone in the
21:52
group loves it and we just like pound
21:54
through them. You know? we basically have to
21:56
refill every time we have a than pride
21:58
and she could x We gotta stop at
22:01
the Seven Eleven, get a pack of the
22:03
The Miller High Life. I'm like. Yes,
22:05
As got a beautiful art of Lady on the
22:07
Moon. It's great. Know it is. it can. Glass
22:10
Tall bottles. Or glass pony bottle
22:12
blessed all bottle baby. Okay that that's
22:14
the. that's the if. He can't get a
22:17
pony. that's the best. but the pony bottle of
22:19
wine bottle of my is my favorite. Beer shot
22:21
combo is to have a pony bottle of miller
22:23
and like one out of with here tequila like
22:25
that's that's it. I'm I'm good for an hour
22:28
likely meal it as much as love the. Gold
22:30
foil on the pony bible as they get
22:32
there before and it feels like a champagne
22:34
of beers. Sarah. We. Just have one
22:37
like in our kitchen and decoration. Because
22:39
especially during the pandemic at some there were
22:41
the pony bottle shortage. And so it
22:43
was like it was a real thing. they didn't
22:45
have them at all of the bars or neighborhood
22:47
that were known for it's pony bottles and it
22:50
so much of that. We were in a bar
22:52
like posts vaccination with like outdoor seating in the
22:54
back and so it was. It was passed the
22:56
like original supply chain crunch such that we were
22:58
like oh no with Michael Foot pool the bottle
23:00
be back and when they were. Back there so
23:03
excited it's through a celebrations we bought like
23:05
to cases the when we were at a
23:07
suburban migrants. You tell your dog lover of
23:09
every habit you julia or even drink and
23:11
I mean apparently it's been Miller High life
23:13
because we've had a lot of ban. Practices
23:15
lately but I was his the at
23:18
a recording session with taken and the
23:20
band and stuff like that and it
23:22
is above a very die the bar
23:24
but the varied Ivy Bar did a
23:27
have a really great sour oh so
23:29
this is a Garvey is point sour
23:31
patch sour beer. it's still a so
23:34
I really liked it and they served
23:36
it in one of those like goblet
23:38
style glasses which I very very into
23:41
so that was that's kind of been
23:43
doing it for me lately. Darby's. Point.
23:45
It's like the that. A nice selection
23:47
of stuff. Very cool. You're also reminding
23:50
me that I'd Genesee Brewery Pride in
23:52
New York States has brought back there.
23:54
My favorite summertime beer which is there will
23:56
be read calls which you have done great
23:58
work in. Sourcing. And slapping to
24:01
us. Hard to fathom. It is hard
24:03
to find bajillion. This year's they're releasing
24:05
tall boys. have read posts and I
24:07
so excited and if I find them.
24:10
Were were buying as much as I can carry because it's
24:12
it's gonna be great. I'll keep an eye out for sure.
24:15
Think. You are it men! I have
24:17
a really cool idea for a
24:19
game that we can play. Maybe
24:21
we'll play it in between the
24:23
wholesome urban legends that you're going
24:25
to be reading for us of
24:27
us, but I want us to
24:29
come up with wholesome little magic
24:31
moments based on randomly generated. Holidays
24:33
from this random holiday generator that I
24:36
found. Okay, this is great
24:38
or at. I'm. Going to run it and I'm
24:40
going to give you five options for each and you'll
24:42
pick one and then we'll make. Up a
24:44
little like wholesome Magical Moment
24:46
tradition bread. Love. It art
24:48
Syria. Malcolm X Day Great International
24:51
Women's Day just passed when at
24:53
the time of us recording this
24:55
yeah. Black Friday, Arbor Day
24:57
okay, and Amanda's least favorite
24:59
holiday April Fool's Day. That's
25:02
right. Okay, So. Some some
25:04
files had magic. Rituals.
25:07
I'm really interested in Black Friday.
25:09
Okay, how can we? How can
25:11
we do some like anti consumer
25:13
s. Ah you know,
25:15
sweet. Black. Friday.
25:18
Things. I've seen
25:20
that on Black Friday.
25:23
You. Go through all
25:25
of the clothes. In
25:27
your house to see if you
25:30
need to get rid of. Any.
25:33
Always a good time to do some spring cleaning, but
25:35
in the fall. And. You.
25:38
End up donating them. To.
25:41
You know your local. Youth
25:44
or store or what have you. Arm and
25:46
when you get back your house spirit
25:48
that lives in your house yeah is
25:51
so happy about all the new space
25:53
and stuff like that. They leave you
25:55
little treats. I loved that. I think
25:58
that so smart I am all. For
26:00
it, I was totally thinking down the same line
26:02
of like is or something that we can donate
26:04
or repair. Or maybe do like a swap.
26:07
With people, but that's that's awfully wonderful
26:09
and great tradition overall is what can
26:11
you like? repair? Or donate. Or
26:13
you know, donate to a mutual
26:15
aid organizations. On by Friday
26:18
and said yeah I really like that
26:20
you not getting necessarily a. Gift.
26:22
To that is going to take up more space after
26:24
you just cleaned. Out the nice little face for yourself.
26:26
Ah you're getting like a little treat the the it's
26:28
like a bit good. Or like some candy or something
26:30
like that. Yeah, A brilliant I'm.
26:33
Into I'm into it or it, Lemmy. Let's do
26:35
one more in them all. Here in Urban Legends of the
26:37
Let. Our eight, Would you
26:39
like Amanda? Leif. Erikson
26:41
deck German, American,
26:43
Day which is apparently October Six.
26:45
Okay, Oktoberfest. Women's
26:48
Equality Day. Oh, and do only
26:50
dwelling great. It has it's own
26:52
tradition. Not not for me, don't
26:54
need. Us to do at the time. Ah.
26:57
Oh. Baby. First, I didn't even
26:59
know he had women's equality. That's that's
27:02
interesting. August twenty sixth. Who knew? the
27:04
very hot time of year is kind
27:06
of route. Now I didn't my
27:09
mind think Leif Erikson was a Canadian
27:11
hockey player. He's not as he. He's
27:13
A. He's a calmness. the eighties the
27:15
as the like. Norwegian. Viking
27:17
Do that. Quote: unquote Sound America
27:20
before Columbus of sight. Let's let's
27:22
pretend there is a contemporary can eat
27:24
hockey player named Leif Erikson and he
27:26
is says the sweetie ah and an
27:28
absolute love bug and and just like
27:30
goes around her. You know, schools
27:33
like, you know, repainting. Their
27:35
playgrounds and you know, installing
27:37
hockey rinks and I think
27:40
the Comedian Community Hockey Association
27:42
they say a the old
27:45
Leif Erikson they said be
27:47
a day. Where we all go
27:49
down to our local primary schools and kind
27:51
of repair clean up you know decent the
27:54
i wise I give the kids and nice
27:56
facilities a plan. That as
27:58
a tunneling busy be day. You're like
28:00
me be your raking leaves in
28:03
a community area like at the
28:05
park or at the. At
28:08
the schools like you suggested as of kind
28:10
of fun. Job where hockey uniforms?
28:12
yeah know maybe afterwards there is like
28:14
a ceremony all you know. First goal
28:16
in the. Absence of his authority
28:18
a. Whole thing that either resurfacing of the i
28:20
as i gotta get a getting the rings prepared
28:23
for winter it's ah and needed is like a
28:25
special thing you do as like the last day
28:27
before you put ice. In the they'll let
28:29
you know how. Greedy. Many
28:32
you know gritty affairs You know how they
28:34
said like oh you know gritty with on
28:36
earth after they did constructed on be the
28:38
stadium and stuff. Like that. Yes, I
28:40
really like this idea that like
28:42
some weird like hockey gremlin comes
28:45
out every year at the beginning
28:47
of the hockey season and like
28:49
crawls into the zamboni. And like helps
28:51
that run on it's own. Yes, And
28:53
that is a fun little magical moment for the
28:55
children. Because like the zamboni, it's running
28:58
on it's own. It must be the
29:00
hockey gremlin. Love it, love it. I
29:02
think this is great. Ah, thank
29:04
you for going with me down this
29:06
imagination season of sticking with the baby.
29:08
I'm sticking with this figure. I'd have
29:10
another urban legend in the will play
29:12
a couple more of you. Absolutely. Brilliant!
29:14
This legend came in from alley
29:17
see her and it is and
29:19
wholesome story of a guardian angel
29:21
seat her little sister who oh
29:23
okay and allies as a front
29:25
that this story involves her sister
29:27
being hurt but she was totally
29:30
fine so that's the thing that
29:32
you know incentive to suffer you
29:34
skip this one. but. He
29:36
was all that. Glad she's okay. So.
29:38
Alley Rights My little sister better is
29:41
only ten months younger than I am.
29:43
Parentheses I know are poor mother. Your
29:45
poor mother is right. Because we're so
29:47
close in age, we were almost inseparable
29:49
as kids. The story I want
29:51
to share happen when she was three
29:53
and I was for at the time.
29:55
My family lived in your stereotypical Midwestern
29:57
to story white farmhouse with a beautiful
29:59
front. Court and even a Red
30:01
barn. Back. And I are playing upstairs
30:03
in our parents' bedroom which we were not
30:05
supposed to do. Jumping on the bed sure
30:07
also assisted him. Classic child move man some
30:09
so fun about jumping on. The Bad: I wish
30:12
I jumped on a bed more as a
30:14
kid. Lot of rules that I am glad
30:16
it didn't break, but of one data, you know
30:18
I can't really do as much now. And let's
30:20
be honest, when you are a child size.
30:23
Best. Time to be jumping on the bed.
30:25
I wouldn't jump on the bed now because I'd
30:27
be worried about it actually breaking. But like that's
30:29
one hundred thirty pounds. Or have a big children
30:31
are Alamo. That's the perfect time
30:33
to be jumping on a bed. Because you're not
30:35
going to break. The bed. Yeah, you might
30:38
like yeah, especially before mattress technology was as
30:40
advanced you could I guess. like had a
30:42
compact. The coil or you know, make.
30:44
Something bad. Question Mark: Buzzkill. Like an adult
30:46
sitting on a bed and child jumping on
30:49
that. can't be that different. Campy.
30:51
We were having an excellent time wrestling and
30:53
acting like hyperactive health bomb on one of
30:56
us gotten a d have never good. When
30:58
children that Aids get an idea
31:00
I know, socially capitalized as it
31:02
isn't the semen. So.
31:04
You know that's great. Big exercise balls at
31:06
Adult Claim they used properly, but children instead
31:08
recognize as the awesome toys that they are.
31:11
yes, I remember those from my childhood float.
31:13
We decided to put that on the bed,
31:15
citing the immaculate three to four year old
31:17
logic that if you put a bouncy thing
31:19
on top of an already bouncy thing, still
31:21
even be better. Turbo bouncy? Oh no. This
31:23
is very bad. Move I
31:26
will agree. Bad idea. Of the
31:28
on as despite what happened next, that logic still
31:30
holds up to. Me: In my mid twenties. Now,
31:34
we didn't have air conditioning in our
31:36
house so my parents had opened their
31:38
bedroom windows to help the air circulates
31:40
better through the house until it looks
31:42
as kicks own know who's remember against
31:45
the child is. Five Ruins Okay with
31:47
this is very bad habits, but
31:49
everyone's. Okay now that would have been
31:51
fine except that their bed with pushed
31:53
up against the wall in front of
31:55
the windows that were open. You probably
31:57
see where this is zone. I've
32:00
been taking turns rolling across the top
32:02
of the ball and flopping down on
32:04
the bed like giggling rag dolls, and
32:06
we wrap this for a while until
32:08
Bella rolled across the ball. And
32:10
didn't land and the bed. Somehow.
32:12
I didn't see where she went, I
32:15
just saw where I expected her to
32:17
be and she was there. Then I
32:19
heard her scream. I heard a
32:21
thud, whoever would resign and then more
32:23
screaming. My mom and Sarah, who at
32:25
this point had been downstairs in the
32:27
kitchen washing dishes came running. Ah, the
32:29
she's yelling, where's resistor What happened? I
32:31
was in tears of the slant. Worried
32:34
that my sister was in pain?
32:36
or you know, in. Danger I
32:38
saw but I didn't know when
32:40
the to them noticed the window
32:42
screen with missing. That's when they
32:44
knew what happens. Oh no we
32:46
can better at the foot of
32:48
the porch steps trying to unstick
32:50
herself from the window screen. And
32:52
Screaming Bloody Murder. Miraculously. Pure,
32:55
completely unscathed. Other than
32:57
some scrapes on her knees and elbows, she
32:59
was completely physically okay and the only thing
33:01
Griffin was actually one of the porch steps
33:03
which we think was close to breaking anyway
33:06
and somehow broke her fall. Yeah.
33:08
Honestly, My parents still took her to
33:10
the are and be confirmed that he
33:12
was somehow entirely fine later. When my parents
33:15
had calmed down enough to talk to her about
33:17
it, they asked her if she had been scared.
33:19
when she cel doubt that the simply looked at
33:21
them and said i wasn't scared to be. it'll
33:23
stop me. When I
33:25
asked her about it again recently, she
33:28
said that was in remember very much
33:30
about the incident. she doesn't remember being
33:32
convinced that angels were with her safely
33:34
guiding her down from her fall. The
33:36
whole were supposed to say we never
33:39
pulled any bullshit of that magnitude again
33:41
and I'll always be grateful to my
33:43
sister's little guardian. Angels. That's.
33:46
Beautiful. First off, so
33:48
glad that noom was seriously
33:50
hurt. I wonder
33:52
is it. And I
33:54
don't know. I've been trying to like. Logic My
33:57
way out of so many urban legend. Saintly
33:59
Day. Wonder if it was like. A
34:02
weird trauma response where it's
34:04
like, okay, well, I don't
34:06
remember exactly what happened and
34:08
I. Mean of probably somewhere
34:10
like oath a miracle you know. he. Didn't
34:12
he didn't get hurt. It's a miracle. It.
34:14
Makes and maybe depending on like you know
34:17
what your background is, you're like oh a
34:19
miracle Angels see the angels can be six
34:21
Yeah for me like as a little kid
34:23
like I remember, I would never allow my
34:25
husband Adidas. My parents are not divorced. Or
34:28
but as a kid my mom hated and my
34:30
dad loves when we would jump from the top
34:32
of the Sears and he would texas at the
34:34
bottom of the six. I'm which I'm sure lots
34:37
of parents do a again I'm I'm sure when
34:39
the when the kid is like twenty pounds in
34:41
such a measly like it's fine. Ah medical for.
34:43
Very tall and broads. He was like as
34:45
broad as the stairs, but still I do
34:48
with. It was like of the most fun
34:50
thing in the world the kids would laugh
34:52
Minaya Italy and like if you're only experience
34:54
of jumping was jumping on to like a
34:56
pillow or a plane that are like into
34:58
your parents arms the media just like your
35:00
brain auto cells like oh of course of
35:02
course a little catch me here is why
35:04
children are so reckless and adults. You know
35:06
you're like I gotta go down
35:08
the stairs. Slow cooker cod forget
35:11
something happened Nasa exactly. Are
35:13
you ready for? Summer.
35:15
Holidays. Yes, These are
35:17
it. We got Oktoberfest. Again, cast the
35:19
Got Veterans Day or are we
35:22
at Washington's Birthday? We.
35:24
Get New Year's Eve and would
35:26
have always out gotta be Washed
35:29
and birthday. Okay because the completely
35:31
apocryphal story of chopping down the
35:33
cherry tree. I feel like. Has
35:36
to have some kind of modern
35:38
incarnation here with ah little wholesome
35:40
traditions I think is. The.
35:43
Ghost of Washington is upset that
35:45
he did that. Thing so.
35:48
Every time on Washington's
35:50
birthday we plan to
35:52
a. Native. Noninvasive
35:54
tree. Ah,
35:57
I love that. Why did my brain
35:59
immediately. To. A paper
36:01
must say like Kenyatta of a
36:03
Cherry where you his open and
36:06
shut the covered cherries fall out
36:08
sleep just fantasizing about a snack
36:10
but that sounds great. Amanda can
36:12
ah yes ends your thing and
36:14
say in the additives chocolate covered
36:16
cherries falling out of the terry
36:18
to the auto with i love.
36:21
It's. Like native wildflower
36:23
seeds. Ah, that's it. We did
36:25
it really interface and then you're
36:27
like oh look sweetheart, this is
36:29
where the seeds land is Now
36:31
we have a beautiful wildflower patch
36:33
yes, scattering on the when the.
36:35
I love that. That said, cuter than. The. Else
36:37
I can be compostable. This. And
36:39
then you're like I, yes, it was a blessing. From the
36:41
Ghost of George websites. That the. Obama
36:44
more the will read another one. We're
36:46
back. At Women's Equality Day I think
36:48
the list as is really small hosts
36:50
who received at ago at a repeat
36:52
business a sister. Flag.
36:54
Day. Thanksgiving. Day and
36:57
once again, April Fool's Day. Or.
36:59
It Let's let's accept the challenge.
37:01
Women's Equality Day. End of
37:03
August. Ah, This is
37:05
for children. Oh
37:07
boy. Does your parents
37:10
potential? your mother, or end
37:12
up being possessed by the
37:14
ghost of. A woman's
37:17
rights activist, Question
37:19
mark like other and. You wake
37:21
up on Women's Equality day in
37:23
your mom's like Amelia Earhart jetblue
37:25
an airplane across a necessity. Like
37:27
to learn more about me and
37:29
how my fight for equality. In
37:31
a basis is helps us. we'd the
37:34
path we are on today. Yes yes
37:36
I do. That to. Be
37:40
like minded we're that he got possessed by a
37:42
ghost when she wakes up. The next stage the
37:44
gotta remember what you're talking about is incredibly be
37:47
you have to like bring your mom breakfast in
37:49
bed or else you know she'll stay like that
37:51
all day long. As
37:53
a knob. once we get some breakfast you
37:56
the ghost of Amelia. Earhart leaves I
37:58
he when my mom. The ghost
38:00
of that are no occur at as
38:02
God King A I hate that the
38:04
sister. Julia.
38:07
This next urban legend comes in
38:09
from Anna Catherine and it's titled
38:11
remember to Scatter Ashes sooner rather
38:13
than later from Tulsa. Ok, that's
38:15
good, I think. Of my grandfathers
38:17
ashes still in my Grandma's cabinet because
38:20
they haven't gotten around to doing a
38:22
ceremony for him. Any Catherine says,
38:24
I grew up with a mix of Christianity
38:26
and of faith, awareness and respect of the
38:28
spirit world. Which. I I think
38:31
is is that. Prudent. Them
38:33
into that. My mom raised me to
38:35
be a tune to energies and possible
38:37
spirits nearby, which wasn't uncommon in my
38:39
childhood home, which was built in Nineteen
38:41
thirty. And crime rate. I.
38:44
Was in my pre teen years when
38:46
I had my first long term experience
38:48
with the paranormal a call a ghost
38:50
or spirit for lack of a better
38:52
term but the thing and I perceived
38:54
with a distinct energy. I
38:56
was around eleven or twelve and a
38:59
feminine spirit energy settled into my bedroom.
39:01
I never felt threatened or harmed by
39:03
it, but I could always feels presence
39:05
in the south east corner of my
39:07
room specifically. That corner
39:10
became the. Spirits. Corn or dogs.
39:12
Never light coming into my room and
39:14
they would frequently stand at the doorway
39:16
and stare alertly into that corner. Only
39:18
study. Don't like it when I really
39:20
enjoy my furniture, as I like to.
39:22
Do every couple of years. I never
39:25
even considered moving my bed into that
39:27
corner of On to the Spirit. Right?
39:29
And I wouldn't want to sleep in
39:31
the spirit corner nine a little bit,
39:33
right? The only piece
39:35
of furniture that ever lived in that corner
39:37
was a chair of that I rarely use
39:39
except practice the cello because it was the
39:42
right height and had no arms. The.
39:44
Energy of the ghost always felt more
39:47
concentrated when I play the cello and
39:49
a had the distinct the sense that
39:51
somebody. Was watching me as I did
39:53
Some goes like music. got it cool? Passport.
39:56
About four years during which time I had been
39:58
living in harmony with the spirits. The years
40:00
now when they my mom and I were
40:02
talking than older woman is Joyce whom she
40:04
had cared for during my childhood and had
40:06
passed away when I was ten or eleven
40:09
years old. So looking back at just before
40:11
it as sad as began. Now.
40:13
My mom mentions that and she's a
40:16
wasn't the best doing things in a
40:18
timely manner and be had yet to
40:20
scatter Ms. Joyce's ashes which she had
40:22
been tasked with. Do it. Oh
40:25
no girls, Of course,
40:27
she told me the ashes were in
40:29
a container on the other side of
40:31
the walls backing that corner of my
40:34
room. Damn. Mom. Come on
40:36
come on Mom's. Needless to say,
40:38
I was astonished, disturbed, and asked
40:40
my mom politely to move Mr.
40:42
Joyce's ashes from that area of
40:44
the living room. After she did,
40:46
the constant presence went away, and
40:48
as of last year at my
40:50
Mom did in fact get around
40:52
to scattering her ashes. It's almost
40:55
a decade after her passing, but
40:57
hey, If the chance to remember. I
41:00
can only see what with Ms. Raisa spirit residing
41:02
in my room all those years not only with
41:04
the presents friendly but it always felt more pronounced
41:07
on I played the Telos and Mr. Ice during
41:09
her life. Loved my music for the few years
41:11
that I had been learning it while she was
41:13
a lies the rub my cello to her hospice
41:16
to play for her. I just think she was
41:18
enjoying the music from a whatever plane contest. And.
41:20
Then I really like that we're finishing.
41:22
With this one. Because we started
41:24
this episode with like you know
41:27
my parents really wanted me to
41:29
like have a magical childhood so
41:31
they would like hide ferry gifts
41:33
in the guardian or like you
41:35
know the Great Pumpkin would drop
41:38
off or halloween candy for us
41:40
and this one is a completely
41:42
different way of making sure her.
41:45
Childhood a little bit more supernatural. a
41:47
magical which is oops, forgot. To spread
41:49
the masses my bad but a mystery
41:51
is continuing to enjoy and support and
41:53
there and and protect And Catherine Well
41:55
I love that. The man. I'm so
41:57
glad that so many people wrote a.
42:00
Would be wholesome urban legends. It's
42:02
really sweet to like see how.
42:04
One people who listen to this show
42:06
kind of came into existence and became
42:08
the way that they are. They so
42:10
their parents? Yes and. To I just I
42:12
really love seeing everyone's kind of traditions. And stuff
42:15
like that, it's very, very sweet. I. Now
42:17
really makes me smile and israel want to
42:19
keep writing and please do use that word
42:21
wholesome and will know how to sort through
42:23
them and we can continue sprinkling me as
42:25
an as palate cleanser is if we ever
42:27
get particularly spooky urban legends which I just
42:29
want to shut up Editor brands as a
42:31
making spooky or than ever are with incredible.
42:34
Sound Design cells. Thank you Brand for
42:36
doing that. I'd really enhancing my enjoyment
42:38
of Urban legends and ah I'll keep
42:40
You are wholesome. Sales
42:42
Categorized. for another day. And
42:44
remember next time that you're breaking
42:47
apart a paper miss. Hey Jerry!
42:49
In order to spread the wild
42:51
flowers to celebrate with the ghost
42:53
of George Washington. Remember, Stay Creepy!
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