The Whore Count™ sits at six. Cat Fahts and Sound Boards (clip from Stab Party 16) We're basically 12.Stab Party 16 comes out tomorrow 12/15/2016, head to https://failedinitiative.com to check it out! Posted by Failed Initiative Podcast Network

Stab Party! 15 – Big Fat Zero

Dec 12th, 2016

This week we go deep into fatness, food habits, and watch a few Youtube videos! Children’s entertainment is weird. We also watched a video of some people breaking into Splish Splash–a waterpark here on Long Island–over Thanksgiving and rode th

Stab Party! 14 – South Shore Stab Cred (w/ Kozz)

Nov 23rd, 2016

Kozz joins us this week from Detroit to discuss the mean streets of Copiague, dead classmates, holistic remedies, heroin and its influence here on Long Island, pottery, and what it’s like to get dropped into school without knowing the primary l

Stab Party! 13 – Election 2016 Postmortem

Nov 20th, 2016

The election is over! Trump won. Justin was so thrilled he drove all the way down from the mountains to scream into the microphones with us. The gang discusses voting and if the third party should be split into a third and fourth party. If y

Stab Party! 12 – Election 2016 Precoverage

Nov 17th, 2016

Alex harasses everyone he passes on the street, which instead of dividing, actually brings the world together. We also discuss a ton about the (then) upcoming election, getting half-way out of tickets, religious education, and we brainstorm

Stab Party! 11 – You’re Selling…What?

Nov 7th, 2016

The team meanders through a bucket of topics including dating, driving, dads, dribbly tips, the PervCrate we may or may not be making, and another installment of FuckBoy Theatre. So much anxiety talk, so trigger warning? We also found out tha

Stab Party! 10 – So Exotic

Nov 1st, 2016

Short episode this week, we talk about how awful cats are, temptations while tattooing, but most importantly we discuss the future president of the United States of America… Joe Exotic …and we’re in love. This and more ON STAB PARTY! On th

Stab Party! 9 – Before I Die

Oct 18th, 2016

Katie’s back! This week we discuss Trump, Billy “I’m so Sad” Bush, TV Shows Nick doesn’t watch, Doctor Who, Wedding nightmares, Dating, and what to do when an earthquake might actually be a heart attack. As always thanks to Sam for her music

Stab Party! 8 – Manifest Destiny

Oct 5th, 2016

No Katie this week, we think she got eaten by bats. October is dangerous, man. Tonight we played a new game Cuck, Cuck, Goose! Where we listen to quotes and have to guess if it’s a Trump supporter (Cuck) or a Goose (Goose). We also talk abou

Stab Party! 7 – The Backstreet Boys are 23 Years Old

Sep 29th, 2016

We talk about music, taxes, police, Trevor Noah, and we discuss how awful our jail system is. We try to figure out if the US Constitution actually does anything anymore, and spend another customary half hour on injustice in America. It’s kind

Stab Party! 6 – It’s Long

Sep 22nd, 2016

This week everyone misses their intro cues. Katie shows off her Sith-cred, Nick abuses his new sound board, plus while at a wedding Sam got hit by flowers and an old man stuck his hand up her dress. Donkeys, dates, dishes, and dancing! Also, t

Stab Party! 5 – The Early Years (Never Forget)

Sep 15th, 2016

Back online after two weeks! Feels good, man. This episode we go deep in the past and discuss our wee beginnings with parents, cats, creepy gyms, and chores. Also, 9/11 and 9/11 brand conspiracies/experiences. In-house this week is Katie, Sam,

Stab Party! 4 – Peppa Pig’s Pop-pop Blows Fat Clouds

Aug 24th, 2016

I just, I don’t even know. We talk about a lot of TV, TV watching habits, and Nicktoons! Katie learns about Google’s safesearch filter, we discuss medical price gouging and risk management! Nick gives a lecture on how predicting which hard dr

Stab Party! 3 – All Up in them Hills

Aug 17th, 2016

This week a long time friend of the network came down to deliver the good word of the mountain folk. Justin, Alex, Sam, Nick, and Katie discuss Guns, Pizza, Brexit, Emotions, and a lunatic that thought bringing an airsoft rifle on the Long Isl

Stab Party! 2 – Up on the Roof

Aug 12th, 2016

This week is all about relationships, dating, and rooftop shenanigans. Katie runs off to take a call from her mom, Nick starts playing with the sound board, Dan and Sam recount their Friday, and Gabe scores a point for Team Boys in our new hal

Stab Party! 1 – What’s the Point?

Aug 3rd, 2016

Alex, Gabe, Dan, Sam, and Nick follow Katie into a two hour discussion on everything from conspiracies to literally starting our own church. We dive into #BlackLivesMatter, Cops, drugs, starting a revolution, and find out who literally shit on

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