Listen, the first five minutes of this one are…challenging. We’re not going to lie to you. But if you stick with it, you’re going to get an extremely merry, horrifyingly early episode celebrating elves of all kinds! And also, murder, a little,

Starting Tools 10: LINDA

Nov 9th, 2018 1h 8m

It’s episode ten, which means it’s time to celebrate! Don’t worry, though—we’ve got a fun, cool, designated driver to get you home safe. What’s her name? Don’t ask us. She’s got, like, ten of them. Don’t ask Tom, in particular.

Starting Tools 08: Gobble, Fowl of Reckoning

Nov 2nd, 2018 1h 1m

Folks, we tried to make another Halloween creation, but November done came along and compelled us to make the hottest Thanksgiving movie of 2018. It’s kind of like The Santa Clause, but if Tim Allen was a turkey? Maybe you should just listen.

Starting Tools 08: hog…….!

Oct 19th, 2018 56m 39s

Celebrate pre-Halloween with an EXTRA SPOOKY episode. But also, maybe the real monster was man? I think we all learn something. Also: r/Borat, Two Minutes of Basic Math, Eat Wall, Lab Sin, He’s Fine, Ouroborat

Starting Tools 07: Fiesta Fabio

Oct 12th, 2018 1h

Not to spoil anything, but something pretty historic happens in this one. Unfortunately, Tom spends about five minutes eating sushi, so nobody will listen long enough to find out. Also: Pork Syringe, A Brief Foray Into The Beach Boys, A Hotel C

Starting Tools 06: Epicce

Oct 5th, 2018 1h

Do tieflings just exist because they’re kind of hot? Are feelings allowed in the man cave? Have we found our nemesis? Answers to these questions and more in today’s Starting Tools. Also: DOGS ALLOWED, Film Class Update, Who Do Men Like?, 5166,

Starting Tools 05: Stupid Pigeon

Sep 28th, 2018 1h 1m

This episode marks the end of Starting Tools. Keep your eyes out for a new, cool, relevant podcast, where we recap the best film of 2003. Also: Mike’s Hard Adventure, Dadiator, Lawful Dad, This Filthy Thing?, Bardic Inspiration, CITH Fancast

Starting Tools 04: Menacin’ Maggie

Sep 21st, 2018 57m 36s

Love pirates? Bored by Jack Sparrow ripoffs? Searching for a strong female character? Look no further than MENACIN’ MAGGIE! Also: Jeff Bezos Interview, Marsha Weapons, Nine Bundles of Dude, Squirrel Interlude, A Weirdly Justified Foot Fetish Ba

Starting Tools 03: Burgoo Realhorse

Sep 14th, 2018 1h 5m

What makes a man a man? What makes a horse a horse? We, for one, think it’s the cursed arm, but that’s just us. Also: Life-Sized Velociraptor, Mike Myers Impression Corner, Kazoo Voice, Kentucky Derby Names, Burgoo Panic, Boyhood 2: Electric Bo

Starting Tools 02: Li’l Sandy

Sep 7th, 2018 49m 1s

In today’s episode, we create the worst boy of all time, and we also fuck the rules pretty bad. We’re sorry. Also: A Nasty Scam Man, 15 Sporks, Shitty Dex, Little Bag Of Sand, Creative Uses For Prestidigitation, Tom Ruins Audio Forever

Starting Tools 01: Longman “Urkgub” Good

Sep 1st, 2018

In this, the inaugural episode of Starting Tools, join Grace and Tom as they aid in the birth of Longman “Urkgub” Good, a peaceful goliath with one fatal flaw. Two fatal flaws. Also: Wingspan, Christmas Bells, Scrumbo, Armed to the Teeth, and T

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