0:00

Sunday's cool because everybody shows up like, hey, I'm

0:02

just, we're chilling. Yeah. Chilling, you know? It's like

0:04

a, I'm gonna listen energy. But then you get

0:06

the one person who's like blacked out on a

0:08

Sunday. And they're like, you know, Margaritaville's not even

0:10

on a map. I

0:19

gotta say, I'm looking at you guys on this monitor right here, up and

0:21

close. You look hot. We look hot? Both of

0:23

you. Are we in? Really? Michael Socks on the state

0:25

number one daddy and it's DJ on the Socks. Yup.

0:27

Can we take a second? Zoom in on those. I

0:31

have Pluto socks. I fucking love wearing them.

0:33

Yeah. Dude, I was traveling all

0:35

weekend. Did you guys see anything on TikTok about

0:37

the mango? The, it's like a sound. It's

0:40

like, there's like four songs on TikTok right

0:42

now. I think of you. Some

0:47

boots, shit. All of

0:49

these are stuck in my head. I was in Syracuse

0:51

in a fucking hotel. You were where? Syracuse. Say

0:54

it. Syracuse. Redemption hour. I did

0:56

a show out. I did a show out. Oh, you didn't

0:58

tell me this. I was filming out there. There's

1:00

a sketch group out there and I was, and they

1:03

were like, Hey, there's a sorority with a basement.

1:05

I go, Hey, what the fuck? He did his

1:07

shit. Are we talking? He's in the news. Let's

1:09

get to him later. Circle back ESPN red zone.

1:12

Dude, if you have multiple, hold on. If

1:14

you have multiple wives, if you have multiple

1:17

wives, like Mormon, you're constantly living ESPN red

1:19

zone. Let's go check in with Sandra over

1:21

here. That's like Huberman. Who?

1:27

Huberman. That's a little answer. Andrew, Alex. Andrew. He

1:29

has multiple wives? There was a, he doesn't actually

1:31

have multiple wives. I don't even know if he's

1:33

ever been married, but he was, you guys didn't

1:36

see this news yesterday, but Huberman? No. He's

1:38

in the news cause apparently he's been like living a double

1:40

life with like having like six affairs. Oh,

1:43

a motivational guy online is fucking women. That's

1:45

crazy. All

1:47

these guys are, yeah, eat beef liver.

1:49

You're having sex with masses of women.

1:51

Here's where I'm at. How do you

1:53

think that he can have like the

1:55

mental fortitude to keep up with six women?

1:57

It's all the stuff that he promotes. to

2:00

do all that research in order to create

2:02

six different lives. If a lazy guy can't

2:04

do that, if you have six wives, here's

2:06

the thing. You are a motivated guy. If

2:09

you're a husband, why are

2:11

you so motivated? Sit the

2:13

fuck down and take care of your son. Drink

2:15

a little light. Drink

2:18

a little light and think about your son's never going to make

2:20

it. I think somebody has a stand up joke on, but it's

2:22

like... A stand up joke? What's

2:25

wrong with that? Light

2:28

him. But it'll be like, if you're

2:30

a dad and you have a six

2:32

pack, you're a shitty dad. Is

2:34

it really? I think so. Who cares?

2:37

Yeah, it's like good special out now.

2:39

It is. But if you are making

2:41

motivational videos as a dad, your job

2:43

is done. Put a child in the

2:45

earth. Motivate him. Yeah, I mean,

2:48

I don't understand the thing. He's so... I

2:50

hope this is... Actually, I don't know if I hope it's

2:52

right. I was going to say I hope it's

2:55

wrong because I really like him. I hope it's

2:57

right. I hope it's right. I just want him

2:59

to prove to everyone that you can move culture

3:01

and fuck a thousand people at once. And

3:03

I think that's fine. Yeah,

3:06

zoom on my face. As Camaro drives by,

3:08

that's Superman right now. What do

3:10

you think he drives? Pussy. Next question.

3:13

Do we know if any of this is real or who wrote

3:15

it? Written by New York Magazine. Oh,

3:17

that's... Every magazine. Can you ever listen

3:19

to, oh, this is written by blank and be

3:22

like, oh, that's factual. See, anything.

3:24

He could have said anything. He could have said

3:26

the funny pages and I would be like, Walt,

3:28

who... Did we research that? Yeah, I

3:30

don't know. I don't really do research and I spew into

3:32

the world, but that's all of the America.

3:34

Hey, did you see it? No, I didn't, but I

3:36

heard it from a guy at a bus stop. That's

3:38

all it is. Guy at a bus stop. How is

3:40

that on a podcast? I think it is. All right.

3:42

Get along. Syracuse, where am I

3:44

going with this? Yes. You want to do a basement? I was

3:47

at a basement. There was a comedy show. Yeah. Well, they were

3:49

like, hey, we can do a show in a basement. And there

3:51

was no sorting people? There was.

3:53

Oh, great. But they were like, oh, we should do

3:55

shows on Wednesday. Do you want to do a pop-up

3:57

of the set? I was like, for sure. Actually, super

3:59

fun. Great time. Good riv. Redemption Syracuse. I like you

4:01

again. Why I'm saying all this. I was looking at

4:04

my phone Mango, yes,

4:06

good job. Yes Dude,

4:10

I took lion's man this morning. No, that's why

4:12

I'm on one. Did you have a brain? Did

4:14

you I took alpha brain? Did you I found

4:16

it all fucking dumbass anemic? I've been taking iron

4:18

and alpha brain Well, why

4:20

do you need alpha brain because you're anemic? Right

4:23

if I'm anemic I'm up So

4:25

if you so if you are a beta and

4:28

you take alpha brain, does it honestly what

4:30

were I right? I don't think

4:32

I don't think you're ever a beta But what I

4:34

say what I wasn't if you are a beta in

4:36

general and you take alpha brain Does

4:38

it make you more alpha or do you just

4:40

remember that you're a bitch more? Does

4:44

that make sense? Yeah, I don't think it makes you

4:46

it doesn't give you more testosterone and I know this

4:48

is like a false Energy

4:51

I have right now maybe but I think I got my

4:53

groove back There was like three months where I was just

4:55

getting my ass beat daily. You think the anemia and Yeah,

4:58

that makes it alpha brain. I'm like, oh

5:01

my irons up a fucking big dick slang

5:03

in yeah, you're fucking better I

5:05

have a plan But

5:09

oh dude, I have to show you

5:11

the worst ad Ever

5:13

ever remember the the fake podcast dating couldn't

5:15

be worse worse. No worse It can't be

5:17

let me finish. I don't even know where

5:20

Oh the mango. But there's a clip where

5:22

it's like it plays this size I think

5:24

Yeah, it's super sad Yeah This was this

5:26

girl who had a cat for like 28

5:28

days and the cat was an orange cat

5:30

was named mango And I was gone

5:32

and my cat was in my house. All I could think about

5:34

was my fucking cat I'm like, okay. I was remember

5:36

I was reminded by that by your socks. I will

5:38

say this though Anytime an

5:40

animal runs away. I always go. All

5:42

right, but let's talk to the animal

5:45

first Oh, no, this would the cat was like sick

5:47

We're gonna go though. Oh, it didn't go anywhere.

5:49

Oh We're like an R.

5:51

I peed on the oh I got a

5:54

disease. Oh Cats do be doing that though.

5:56

They'll just fucking might my mom had a catchy love when

5:58

I was a kid and that cat just left the

6:00

house one day and then she didn't see it for months,

6:02

finally found it in the neighbor's yard and tried to bring

6:04

it home and it was like, no, I don't live here

6:06

anymore. I like the neighbor's house. That's

6:08

terrible. Yeah. Can we actually play

6:10

this ad? Yeah. It

6:14

is... I mean, you're about to lose your

6:16

mind. I can't wait. It's the worst

6:18

ad I've ever seen in my life and I feel bad

6:20

for the actor in it. I think he might even be

6:22

a stand-up. Uh-oh. So what it

6:24

is, have you seen this? I say no, but it's sort

6:26

of... Okay, go. It's a

6:28

staged crowd work clip fuck-promoting

6:31

Rocket Money. So

6:33

it's a stand-up bit and then he gets heckled

6:35

and it just so happens to be, I'll let

6:37

you finish it. You're smart.

6:40

Here we go. I had 27 subscriptions. It's

6:45

like finding out that you had 27 kids,

6:47

you did not know. You

6:50

did it. Yes, Rocket Money. Yes,

6:52

that was what did it. Yeah, it made

6:54

out all my subscriptions for me like a

6:57

rap sheet of Bad Decision. Two Netflix

6:59

accounts. Yeah,

7:02

I had two Poop-O-Counts. How

7:04

much money you said? Damn,

7:08

can I hold 20? No, but seriously, if you

7:10

guys want to kill my money, download Rocket Money, maybe you

7:17

covered the drink. That's

7:20

it. No. That's a real ad.

7:23

The reason why they're off is they see these crowd work

7:25

clips doing well, probably they saw you and they go, this

7:28

is how we market. A lady will come in

7:30

and they go, Rocket Money. And then he goes,

7:32

hey, imagine plugging another

7:35

ad on stage. Hey,

7:37

what's up? I'm Michael Blossom. Hey, follow me on

7:39

Instagram. Hey, what's up, guys? Thank you so much.

7:41

Follow Rocket Money. Good night. But

7:44

dude, that's where it's going. Dude, people are

7:46

putting ads in fucking specials now. That's where

7:48

it's going. Well, that makes sense. This is

7:50

fucking heinous. You know why it's heinous? This

7:52

makes what we do look like shit. Correct.

7:56

And also, if you're going to do an ad, use a

7:58

better camera. Fucking sick of

8:00

it. I never called a caption a better. Huh?

8:02

Well. Yeah, they're trying to make it look like

8:05

a native stand-up clip My

8:07

own rocket mortgage like what is happening

8:09

my problem is it's just like it's

8:11

too like Perfect you

8:14

know a rock and money from the crowd.

8:16

Oh great. Yeah, it's believable. Yeah, also What

8:18

the fuck is rocket money no one will

8:20

account nobody knows who Bo? Fubo

8:23

Bo isn't that the free is this streaming

8:25

service? Yeah? Well honestly dude

8:27

I like and shut the hell up too This

8:29

is this is I need to know how much

8:31

he got paid I need to know if he

8:33

is a stand-up because I guarantee he got like

8:35

a dairy for this and now

8:37

that they're putting ads On this crazy through

8:39

Instagram. I think he he feels like a

8:41

Santa to me. I know you Yeah,

8:45

but it's like It's

8:49

just there's no momentum. It's so like

8:51

alright line line 20-step

8:53

that's like funny idea of 27

8:57

kids did they get the line right? It's I

8:59

don't It

9:01

just undercuts everything that we are

9:03

doing that's why piss me off

9:05

make your bag I don't give a shit,

9:07

but like it I don't want people to

9:09

now because we already get enough comments like

9:12

this is set up yeah, dude Yeah, all

9:14

these women's husbands are dead. I set it

9:16

up all nine of them put

9:18

it in the front row Give me 200 bucks. What

9:20

the fuck are you talking about this woman yelling obscenities?

9:22

I mean yeah, that's a play they but like it's

9:25

just so Stupid because a lot

9:27

of people think that this is real do

9:29

like this guy's not funny It's like what

9:31

funny aside. That's not what it's about. It's

9:33

the fact that it is so scripted Yeah,

9:35

the perfect rocket money heckler is the funny

9:38

thing here I owe rocket money, but what

9:40

but also it's such as no one knows

9:42

what rocket money is zero people It was

9:44

somebody in the crowd It

9:47

would be better if he was like oh Christ or

9:49

300 a like something that people know, but this

9:51

is so fucking specific This

9:54

is so it's like you don't I mean it do

9:56

about it was about like crypto like crypto commas You're

9:58

one and someone yelled about crypto Okay, that

10:00

makes sense. But Rocket Mortgage is

10:03

so specific. It's like no one might cut his

10:05

middle name. You might.

10:08

I know what our tongue feels like. But

10:12

like, just everything about this man. I feel

10:14

bad for this dude. He's probably a legit

10:16

guy. But just like the premise

10:18

of, yeah, I laid out all my subscriptions

10:20

lately. If I heard that, anybody

10:24

doing that, I'd go, you're not real. But here's the

10:26

thing. The heckle is

10:28

the problem. Because I've pitched, I've

10:30

actually pitched this to brands by just writing,

10:33

it's sort of what we do with Doctor

10:35

Squash. Writing a bit that fits in the

10:37

thing that's an actual fucking stand a bit

10:39

and it's just about, not

10:42

even about specific, but the product is just about

10:44

like soap or about like, if you want to

10:46

write a joke about cutting subscriptions because you have

10:48

a thousand, fine. And then at

10:50

the end of the joke, then put like a

10:52

splash page that says Rocket Mortgage, you can, blah

10:55

blah blah blah blah, whatever. But the fake heckle,

10:57

well, they also put in this up totally put

10:59

like heckler heckler. You mean an actor? Put

11:02

in what it is. Go to her part

11:04

just again. I'd rather be a crisis actor.

11:07

Subscriptions for me like a rap sheet of

11:09

bad decision. Last

11:11

thing. And the laughs aren't real, right? No,

11:13

sir. Here's the thing. Go back to

11:15

the beginning. That's how your sign for a laugh track.

11:17

Go back to the. Coffee. So fast. OK,

11:22

stop. So right there. So there's

11:24

four people in the crowd. This is they're

11:26

filming this at 2 p.m. Oh, yeah. These

11:29

are all comics and they're all getting

11:31

the all given water bottle on the set like

11:33

properly. Like this looks like a

11:36

this looks like a properly ran stand up clip.

11:38

Right. It does. But like they're not the only

11:41

from the back of two people's heads. So

11:43

like this is not about the base one to be like, oh,

11:45

Rocket League. Wait, play down. Twenty

11:47

seven subscriptions. All

11:51

the porn. It's like finding out that you

11:53

had twenty seven kids. You did not make

11:55

cannon. Oh, yeah. Yes. Rocket

12:00

money, yes, that was what did it.

12:02

Like a real stand-up clip, pause, real stand-up clip

12:04

could be like, what the fuck are you saying

12:06

to me? Get the fuck out. Rocket money. But

12:08

like just immediately be like, yes, I agree. Speaking

12:11

of rocket money. A, a, a, Rap

12:14

sheet of bad decisions. I had

12:16

two Netflix accounts. Two

12:18

Netflix accounts. Yeah, I had two Poop accounts. How

12:20

much money you said? I

12:24

love that, heckler. Yeah. This

12:27

is, dude. Production assistant is what

12:29

I should say. This

12:31

is why old style

12:33

comedians, old style, like old school

12:36

comedians hate us. This

12:38

is why. Oh, I hear you. Because it goes from what

12:40

we do to, and now it's this. But

12:42

this is an ad. If we pull up one of your

12:44

clips, it's like, you'll go

12:46

directions that people don't see. And it's like,

12:49

it's fun. It's live. It's like, actually you

12:51

see the thinking in real time. Yeah, yeah.

12:53

This is too like, I had a count.

12:55

Rocket money? Yes. And then right

12:57

down the middle. Yeah, I mean, dude, but

12:59

there's a way to do this where it doesn't

13:02

seem like just do a joke about 2,700 subscriptions

13:05

and at the end have a fucking splash base with

13:07

Rocket Morgan. No, this is too on the note. This

13:09

is so mean. And I'm sure he was probably like,

13:11

this is gonna seem obvious. And they're like, no. Yeah.

13:13

Play real quick. Fox. Damn,

13:16

can I hold 20? Let me save more. No,

13:18

but all in all serious, if you guys want to

13:20

save some money, download Rocket Money. Maybe

13:23

you covered the drinks. Can you

13:25

cut? Can you call Michael? Who

13:27

is this? The? I

13:30

don't know. He's not tagged. He's not

13:32

tagged. I'd be pissed because it's doing numbers. I just

13:34

want to know like, if he's an

13:36

actual comedian. Because if he is, I got

13:38

nothing to say. This guy's an actor. Jump

13:42

off an air. Well, my guess

13:44

is like, it's like probably somebody

13:46

who's just doing, you know,

13:48

early stand up something. Like I found, I saw you doing it.

13:50

It was funny. Hey, we would love to get you in this.

13:52

It's like, dude, early on. I think all of us would have

13:54

done this. I'd meet up with a woman

13:58

in 27 videos when I first started. So

14:00

yeah, I'm gonna need to do that Barely

14:02

he they probably cut a bunch of like funny stuff

14:04

if he's a comic he probably some other stuff Yeah,

14:06

I had it. He probably was like rocking money. What

14:09

about cock money? And then he starts? Oh I

14:13

don't know. But dude, I saw that and it just it to

14:16

your point It just makes the craft and

14:18

the career you do be like a joke It's the

14:20

same thing that they go. Oh these

14:22

clips do really well. We should post them

14:24

The problem is people can sniff out ads

14:28

Organically so easy dude, dude, there

14:30

was a guy and maybe we talked to us

14:32

before there was a guy That

14:34

was doing fake stand-up clips In

14:38

his living room and where I'm

14:40

at is The

14:43

problem was is doing the fake laughter if

14:45

you cuz during the pandemic no one could tour if

14:48

you just do stand-up jokes Like would just do bit

14:50

of whatever fellow used to do He used to just

14:52

tangent to his camera about something and like they would

14:54

pop off because it was more rancy Yeah, it was

14:56

more rancy. There was bits obviously written in there, right?

14:59

But it would but it felt like more because that

15:01

that's honest and if you were doing a bit in

15:04

like a in the room With

15:06

like a curtain in a mic. It just it's not

15:08

off. It's not Yeah,

15:12

dude if you just stand up I honestly I

15:14

feel bad yeah, I really do but

15:16

I mean like a fucking week It's not gonna

15:19

matter no, but it's just it's somebody at rocket

15:21

money an intern showed a clip of somebody Yep,

15:24

maybe you maybe with some of the other guys out there

15:26

And they're like we should do this and they're like great

15:28

because they see numbers and they go we can do that

15:30

But there's so much more into it. Yeah,

15:32

I you gotta ask him how long they're fucking

15:35

oh, I saved $700 I turn

15:37

up with this out. Oh, who are you fucking that

15:39

you two accounts right to the nitty gritty? Who's fucking

15:41

who 700 bucks? How much is gonna get

15:43

with this? Yeah, that's not a stand That's not a crowd

15:46

work clip right there No didn't ask him once

15:48

how big is the man's penis next not one

15:50

time who's fucking here? You didn't say you didn't

15:52

say you didn't say cock dick come you didn't

15:54

do one act out or one sound effect Not

15:57

one act out. This is bullshit Not

15:59

one act deep-throat the mic! I'm

16:02

gonna try that premise tonight. Do it. It's like finding

16:05

a 27 kids in there Cricket!

16:09

And then I'm gonna send us the rocket money and

16:11

say hire me. You know, it's really

16:13

not a bad idea I'm gonna do the same thing

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can answer with anything I usually opt out. The

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odds do must sit on the units are I'm

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way a Rams hat. And. I

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live in the valley. is a lot of Rams players out

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there for all that he goes. Oh, You. Place

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mix but narrative? Because. Back Maneuver

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an oil baron. Why you that bitch?

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lot of Lubin like are ya? I'm an

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accountant and intuit. Oh cool. Nord

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you would familiar Do play for the Reds

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and I go. Yeah. Man

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yeah yeah, Marsha on on the

28:24

team and then I looked away

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as little this guy as glaucoma.

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28:34

as if I was like yeah I play Nfl football

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okay but believer like for of what are you do

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the slides into battle swords. there were those

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tickets some Nfl players? yes or old really.

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what we are in is hurting a lot of people

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who listen. You know they might think I sound like

29:59

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yes, it's what And on alpha brain,

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30:05

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from like a punter, something. And

30:10

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30:12

also thought he was kind of fucking with

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me to yes other the day I know

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five. To. The might. In

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five for will present themselves as tell seats. He's

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31:30

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31:38

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31:41

on the ramps so did he didn't do

31:43

any googles clouded andor do think he was

31:45

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31:47

he has you or your number was a

31:49

bit of what yeah what? like nut yes

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31:56

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31:58

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32:05

good as far as oh another. I.

32:08

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32:10

ram slurs in the area, so. I.

32:12

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for them facebook reels yet like I

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as he wasn't that toy so to

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him with i just looks like. Oh

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32:30

would. I would pay five hundred dollars.

32:32

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33:26

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33:28

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38:12

tango throats and I see. And.

38:14

I'm just in that lot right there waiting

38:16

for somebody. To come out to.

38:18

In all you know you know we'll trade

38:20

places all see them coming out of careful

38:22

Brown let them go in like that, you

38:25

know? Yea, I just as good as comes

38:27

at me as such. on like this, like

38:29

I'm in the way and I'm I was

38:31

using demeaning time to fuckin' the move. Yeah,

38:34

so I could reverse. In

38:37

unflustered separate my room, on the on,

38:39

the on the. On. The curve.

38:41

Fuck national women's months. I'm an ally, scratched

38:43

a fuck out of it. The got that

38:45

and now I'm I'm panicking and I forget

38:47

how to do it and then I go

38:49

and drive. and then a girl in reverse

38:51

again and I got for in I scratched

38:53

his dad. Then again it is bad. Does

38:55

that flies pass me. And

38:57

this is where things escalate. Of

39:00

security guy got a guy in a

39:02

car comes up not in a test

39:05

for a little cities. Think of the

39:07

dumbest car you can imagine. Put a

39:09

Toyota sticker on. Got it? He

39:12

comes up. And he

39:14

goes, you gotta move But I go. I'm

39:16

trying to but I to paint a

39:18

fucking cause So if somebody whoop didn't

39:21

need the space and then search is

39:23

a play by play in the made

39:25

reconfigure. I'm just absurd

39:27

this stupid of admits. Yeah, he

39:30

parked the car. And

39:32

Principal. Secretary

39:35

who's only go so detailed Party I

39:37

go. Where do you thought? Imports hear.

39:41

Ya. This man I like to sort

39:43

I'm in Missoula. Ah miss on her

39:46

an hour to your little room and

39:48

throw in your focus goal as you

39:50

please. Their shit cigars geico enshrines put

39:53

your and my way. I don't know

39:55

where to go and then it seems

39:57

a bit smoother. Don't sign because it.

40:00

You have a third secured suits

40:02

you. You are you choosing? Say

40:04

human. Too many vowels farted piss

40:07

ago. That means. Because.

40:09

You can't port I go served by your

40:11

partner's us Why to purchase this new I

40:13

do something I'm not proud of. I love

40:15

it of so I'm so into a. Fucking

40:18

fired up through I'm sure do to

40:20

curb twice some some as people drug

40:23

testers or the dumbest people the world

40:25

in our driveway. yeah fuck all these

40:27

diseases and Parliament's where the opera get

40:29

on my way. Shot

40:31

up a whole Utah that your house

40:33

and you live in your hair blue

40:36

states Max. Like

40:38

this, let me through and then

40:40

I'll scratch yours. It's to describe

40:42

your site and room. I like

40:45

rights I was last scott Source

40:47

or Sources was a more to

40:49

seated yard for Oh shit what

40:51

do you do for Boulevard Phone?

40:53

Ah ha. Ha!

40:56

Trevor to do? What? first? Aid

41:02

such a pussy beta move uttered a

41:04

was when i decided. I. Wanted

41:06

I haven't watched as the a bag and

41:08

online I'm freezing with the in my hands.

41:10

Oh this is this shows you how Node

41:12

is. Do Germany

41:14

airdrops. You get a breeze. I'm

41:16

like dude, you're you're blocking in

41:18

this guy. He's

41:21

him and designs. Yep, security. I don't

41:23

fucking anything anymore. Ever security guards sit

41:25

at a store and the ability to

41:27

cylinder thought the cylinder thoughts deploying group

41:29

of bought a when a living it.

41:32

Help. Do something that was a crazy

41:34

world A foods as I don't just stared at

41:37

our walked us. I am so excited to watch

41:39

this fucking videotape. I am so this is really

41:41

Koreans by where are not As so they did

41:43

this. And. I was the bag but

41:45

like I think it is me below dude, you're blocking. Key.

41:48

Parts in front nine hundred also alliance know

41:50

it's all to my was also a lot

41:52

of test the people behind me. I knew

41:54

stone all of the chargers you have to

41:57

back into everybody's is facing me. Watch this

41:59

and know. Your partner solely bodies and

42:01

pretend that didn't just happen. Oh.

42:04

My God. Fucking sick of it did.

42:07

Started this guy just classic right down

42:09

the middle like I do security. Nightmare.

42:12

But sock we ready for it?

42:14

Yeah, Fit. So hold of

42:16

I to the was. On

42:18

his lessons as a blossoming I

42:20

can I get off your booking

42:23

rather so. but. Honestly,

42:26

the issue of like. Is

42:29

that it? out? and guess. I. Just

42:31

kept saying you're blocking of his space. I

42:33

got i can't get out where move if

42:36

you're there but then he kept his been

42:38

like yeah but. You're

42:40

blogging me on my butt but it's it's would

42:42

left hand right there. Yeah, See has somewhat space

42:44

of on the right. That's when it opens up.

42:47

Yeah yeah yeah, I'll sort of my right where

42:49

the right Korea? Yeah, I know that is it.

42:51

Is. Where the red car is like that spot

42:54

right there. Ah, the great here

42:56

that's not a charger obvious enough you're trying

42:58

to get. I'm trying to go. Went

43:00

straight ahead where he is August and in

43:02

so I scratched sketches or twice. Ah,

43:04

this. this. Security guys parked up

43:06

there since this little weird thing where guys

43:09

has to get by whatever that guy. He's.

43:11

Huge he he went to my left ear

43:13

for to get out. there was once a

43:15

year but you're not like you're in the

43:17

land line to go towards yes but that

43:19

driveway apparently and us was waiter because is

43:21

now so this is me I scratched the

43:24

remember him is still hooked up against the

43:26

curb and I'm just waiting there. It's.

43:28

To to go up in there. Every scrap

43:30

of our to reverse discuss twice. His space

43:33

to go right? But as right in the

43:35

middle the driveway? Yes But were you supposed

43:37

to wait? Or yes aside, a parallel, It's

43:39

fuck. The design is stupidly oh you've ever

43:42

been that charger? I don't know what sense

43:44

or audience is been in his Rb. Specifically

43:47

out of a gift. but it's it's built fucking stupid

43:49

and a my head still like oh you wait about

43:51

the top but I'm like no because and somebody gives

43:53

you some destroy boundaries yea and food Yeah yeah yeah

43:55

I am. I had a might let me just. So.

43:58

You wouldn't be some a sense if the. The argument out

44:00

would have liked to be like oh, I'm

44:02

leaving I swooping in insisted tude it. It's

44:04

too narrow a bear a I don't think

44:06

it fits two cars. He just made the

44:08

point of like. You.

44:11

Can't wait there. I'm like okay. I

44:13

get their beliefs. You. Don't

44:15

need to get out your current which

44:17

a little fucking we lose our cameras

44:19

he we might see him baleen whales

44:21

the the what is wrong we was

44:23

like what? like both of us oil

44:25

shaking like that fucking matters you fucking

44:27

we woo gli it does it matter.

44:29

Don't put your things on bros and

44:31

a Chevy Volt. I just like. There's

44:34

no need to escalate the

44:37

thing. I. Am just

44:39

like you're adding fire to the flame that

44:41

it few for seal but it's far too

44:43

far. But what's the point Now the lights

44:45

are on now you're blocking know. But if

44:48

there's a close to my for outdoor yeah

44:50

me, I know I fucking really did it.

44:52

I just couldn't. Buy.

44:55

It just was. It was like to six.

44:57

Credibility know you can return. Or

44:59

to go to your body me more Your blog. You know

45:02

you're like me. This. Has the same energy

45:04

as those videos the go viral sometimes where it's

45:06

two people fighting over who got to the drive

45:08

through first you don't you mean and Maximum won't

45:10

leave the line of the biggest drive through. Yeah

45:13

I I I just like wow this is us.

45:15

The designs. Fucking fault Hundred cycles year

45:17

the new dome as far as I'm on

45:19

the loonies able to kill their and be

45:21

in line and wait for some the come

45:23

out so you can come in but like

45:25

where you would wait would allow other people

45:28

to scoop spot and in L A and

45:30

I'm sure other places to people's school spa

45:32

Brothers of fucking there's like lives is packed.

45:34

Is that a bright eleven quarter merits and

45:36

is this so is sunset behind you Hear

45:38

that view of the river not enter my

45:40

right attack but it but but it's like.

45:43

It's. A really weird Italy Italy coils so

45:45

I'm not a sense of run se but

45:47

the the sidewalk materials or get so it's

45:49

a huge it's like in for the curve

45:51

weird hitting your rim on. To like

45:53

them. I guess what? I'm as he's like a

45:55

Russian. I'm asking you to reverse on Two Sisters.

45:57

Gonna map now another street so them so. It

46:00

got it yet? Where you want to go?

46:03

I can see where your point in

46:06

life like seer ah or up here

46:08

effect but if somebody pulls out yet

46:10

this person's discuss one hundred percent yeah.

46:13

And. Like you said it's a bunch of

46:15

test was younger so hides even less our

46:18

yeah I don't have you been drivers drive

46:20

like bought when moms have newborn babies in

46:22

baby carriages yeah they they they want to

46:24

give a fuck Dodge City I and I

46:26

agree I those times ride your average domestic

46:28

of i'm just whatever far above our eyes

46:31

coffee and of fucking egg by Been a

46:33

linesman god damn it dude it's did the

46:35

brim in the only reason I'm a noise

46:37

like I'm leasing this car so when I

46:39

go to return it they're going to be

46:41

like oh cool Been dating great five chat.

46:43

Window Oh it's just like. If. I

46:46

didn't skies the ram. I. Would have been

46:48

like oh yes, I've never used to test

46:50

the charge. I don't know how to sob

46:52

a dove, Never been in the idea how

46:54

the fact that I double scratched it. I

46:56

mean, scratched, implored versions scratch again. I would

46:58

have been stalking. I. Mean I will I

47:00

would have got up and for at fordham road going to jail.

47:03

Of cause. We do I said after the all

47:05

on bomb and. Allied Bombing. I

47:07

am I Insane obscenities at this dude.

47:09

You're we was my thought and rooms

47:12

or scratched. Go back in your fucking

47:14

car and go do it. Was in

47:16

under three. Body problem. The fucking so

47:18

you're watching your dumb ass false with

47:20

our member.can about your job. So much

47:22

so how did he go back in

47:25

the car. He had space drive

47:27

off on the right visited do it he drove

47:29

off and then i then he just disappeared and

47:31

you stood there said or mean no and as

47:33

i really to little fucking talk to him and

47:35

he drove away and and a but the funny

47:37

part is is on the way out I got

47:40

of his part there would why do dry be

47:42

thy plugins I about died rabid Meghan. As

47:45

he wasn't that? not. But. Like

47:47

so the one guy who started others to

47:49

step. Oh. He's on the been

47:51

added yeah he's fine. He chinos wife right

47:54

now. While he drove up in it's kind

47:56

of confusing is why drove up I was the first

47:58

car and lines so I'm in that. The driveway

48:00

shoot looking up top to do

48:03

their. Job to say down

48:05

here. and that's when the guy

48:07

drives out. reverse scratch. one pull

48:09

forward series. Scratch again. dude. There's.

48:13

Nothing though ruin your day more than

48:15

scratching around. One scratch on him out

48:17

to. Oh dude. my

48:19

car right now. I.

48:22

I told you other I broke my

48:24

tars. I fuckin when I called slight

48:26

your tires. Flutter! Thank you

48:28

to have them. I go to this right? So I

48:30

got that six and as I was going to fix

48:32

their like oh you need. Are you

48:34

are Bob? Back breaks done. And.

48:37

I'm like liberation and time. but

48:39

I have. A. Home where I

48:41

am leases Khartoum and I got like a couple

48:44

more months left on Willies. I'm like. I'm

48:46

not. Spending. A

48:48

ton of money to fix breaks for you.

48:50

Fought with us adults. Have one about South

48:53

as I'd be recommend you only charger batteries

48:55

eighty percent because it's like better on the

48:57

batter my bitch there's a loose leaf harbors

49:00

I don't care, one hundred and six percent

49:02

I'll do that. but but using my for

49:04

kids oh my bad my batteries My brakes.

49:06

ah or find when I put them in

49:09

in there are only to you need to

49:11

replace your brake pads and I go yeah

49:13

no. Use it's my

49:15

tires and then when I return the car

49:17

your six The Guardian breaks rates but jokes

49:20

or me or three days ago both my

49:22

whole every light in my car or like

49:24

you need to fix your brake pads you

49:26

can drive of right now but hurry up

49:28

and go to a bug like apart plays

49:30

whatever as you have such as one night

49:33

you need a visa versa but there's there's

49:35

like middle East I'm you know you know

49:37

iterations on were all there's like but there's

49:39

three dibs on vacation. There's like the rents

49:41

I have like the the the orange wrench

49:43

is happening right now but. There's another one

49:45

on the top left. Word as the break in

49:47

red suit I see I we select murmurs he

49:50

breaks on. And then everything was on

49:52

my summer a summer course. On the display it

49:54

says of a brake pads you only can drive

49:56

for little bit of a little box so. It

49:59

sounds. Like of forgive me always

50:01

been run over by oh you whole every

50:03

time I put on my breaks. And

50:05

as we are vulnerable as them. Know. With

50:08

you Lisa! Cookers.

50:10

None of my lease is up here, they my lease

50:12

is up in August. Very. Far

50:14

away, but. They you can

50:17

you can get you can get out of your

50:19

lease. I'm. Have a

50:21

brother, a mother, get Emily's a really good

50:23

because you can just go again, go to

50:25

another dealerships and be like man. I love

50:27

this car but I have three months' reform

50:29

on the move and they pay for this.

50:31

This this anger reminds me of what the

50:33

fuck out for me own goddamn Sunday and

50:35

I can't believe memo eulogy have anything I

50:37

said no oh birch I got something. Tell.

50:41

At now. What

50:43

is that My car cannot him at

50:45

the door answer it for oil out

50:48

dude. yeah my chest is an ass.

50:50

big ole boy are you going Energy

50:52

ruff? No loot you bitch What is

50:54

really needs Rebiya I think everybody already

50:56

knows but we will do. You know

50:58

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52:36

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52:38

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52:45

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52:48

I love him so I go in there

52:50

and. Dude. You will have

52:52

walk into a green room. It ever was

52:54

somber like somber said. To.

52:56

Tables at. The. Whatsoever. Bomb in June.

52:59

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53:01

usual I go to said com a club. That

53:03

one. Particular. The I'd use

53:05

no less people I knew literally the host

53:07

and that was it. Just happens I would

53:10

ever so. Someone's. On and you

53:12

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53:17

Lesser and a lot to talk and like. Roster: Money.

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53:22

have any sort of the whole cycle. How

53:24

many people are here? He

53:27

was. Well, there's five people in the way

53:29

way back and there's two older women in

53:31

the middle of the room. And. Ago Your

53:33

Tommy the seventy one room he goes. Yeah, Ago

53:35

I lie lulu gonna go y a y

53:37

my here. I. Should take someone while my

53:39

air and one comic was on. T comes off

53:41

an i'm go next He comes off and I

53:44

and he just literally sweaty and goes. For

53:47

out on on ethics bombing. Some.

53:50

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53:52

Judo The A drove I drove over there.

53:55

It's. His work on something like i'm not. Going to

53:57

get anything accomplished cycled their my pocket.

54:00

So. My first joke. it's. It's.

54:02

Actually going. Good for where the

54:05

room was. I'm getting like last, like,

54:07

you know, whatever. So

54:09

I. Am lucky now

54:11

and I'm watching the older women like

54:13

laughing. right? And then a good

54:16

a do the last part. Of the joke

54:18

where. I'm. Gonna tell you that

54:20

I say the words. School. Shooter:

54:22

Okay, I say School Shooter.

54:25

It's in a funny context. Whatever.

54:29

Everyone laughs, but the two older

54:31

women. One. Of the woman

54:33

goes. Not funny who

54:35

oh I'm so to

54:38

Robert. Oh. She

54:42

goes back to she got she

54:44

was not funny girl and I

54:46

go. To. You.

54:49

Mean. To you, not

54:51

funny. But. You can't Just. Exclaim

54:54

or what have the same jealous you

54:56

can't just Yelp for the whole room.

54:59

And she goes she goes well I wasn't

55:01

funny. I go you're missing my point Now

55:04

I'm not even funny more now I'm yelling.

55:06

I both know than a know you're missing

55:08

the point. it's not funny to you soon

55:11

and is funny due to line poll on

55:13

I go. You know why because of people

55:15

are back were all laughing. Okay so that

55:17

is funny. You know why you know what's

55:20

funny. I got what I say something and

55:22

someone last that's funny you know legally my

55:24

older a concern for towards emphasis. So.

55:30

I am serious hundred minutes into set

55:32

of this size for four minutes following

55:34

ten at attorney to hurt us so

55:36

theorists so they she goes well is

55:39

he stands up ah sorry say that

55:41

because he goes well you you have

55:43

probably have a better show without me

55:45

and ago yeah you're right and this

55:48

is what I'm like like and stanley

55:50

but like do like sake movie seven

55:52

ago and litter go you can leave

55:54

now. If you can leave

55:57

Now because this this threatened to

55:59

leave. Fuck Yourself was literally enough

56:01

to was booming it's he was a Middle

56:03

East I mean at whatever see other girl

56:06

doing with her say nothing of abuse other

56:08

doesn't lead was accepted to tell we'll switch

56:10

and you know like. It's it's

56:12

was most you go with a guy goes

56:14

more fights you in the guy was was

56:16

rather goes bomber fighting the guy was let's

56:18

hope it's like that if I'd go with

56:20

in a fight over not going to fight

56:22

this is like me for don't fucking me

56:25

but don't was in between make those remy

56:27

reserve in a leafs I this of I

56:29

don't like about older people I don't realize

56:31

I don't love you. Ah what I don't

56:33

love you. You use your use a talking

56:35

to people like you're you're you're you're fucking

56:37

nieces. And nephews and sons. it's and used to

56:39

talking to him the specific lakes races and they

56:41

allow that because they love your. Bra.

56:44

I don't care about you. Your

56:46

eighty one to grass you made us is

56:48

a great depression. I'll push it

56:50

on the sex. Ah, Like

56:52

I don't love you Whole division was

56:54

really eighty one? Oh no yelling. Get.

56:58

The. Fuck out of the room. So then

57:01

she was been She was phenomenal Eve I

57:03

got no stopping you. I'm in Durham Zelman

57:05

there's sort of set of people move on

57:07

the on either zero last or it's very

57:09

tense So she finally the and it's a

57:11

friend to go and dig and eight when

57:13

he finally I go thank fucking god ago

57:16

would the audacity woman's good nine eleven miss

57:18

as you to yell at me extended family

57:20

people laugh would have would have rights. So

57:22

I am. I'm on a salesman. So.

57:24

I I I like calm down and I do that

57:27

the next show and will get into after that. it's

57:29

it's it's a it's a new dog I'm if you've

57:31

heard of it will What sort of you know what?

57:33

the topic on. Me: me selling drugs

57:35

in high school. Okay, yeah. It

57:38

was a limited annular man. I'm.

57:40

Of love Another although layer is a huge I

57:42

just I feel I go to the writer so

57:45

so do the job and and is a link

57:47

you to i get a room at wherever it's

57:49

funny but I'm still like. And so

57:51

on. A thousand like I go back in the room

57:53

and everyone so they're the hosted a good set I

57:55

don't see anything and I did have one or the

57:58

I just walked out of or. I

58:00

am on a thousand. Okay, this is why. remember to

58:02

bring the story of. So. I get in my

58:04

car. And I'm. I

58:07

the cars on but I'm I'm in the

58:09

car. And. I'm just like

58:11

know musical and I'm see the I'm I

58:13

dog I'm sitting somewhere I fucking drove. It's

58:15

hard for disease but it's I can not

58:17

only dollars a night off correct that it

58:19

never was and I made the mistake of

58:21

saying yes and is I love the club

58:23

like I just be like man I'm good.

58:26

Some. Unsealing. And someone.

58:29

Hits. Me window. And not

58:32

with a knock. knock knock. With. Around the

58:34

to. One. Little bit but not but

58:36

not a knock It was not a not it

58:38

was with a fist I miss are are open

58:40

hand it was I. Don't

58:44

eat it too. I I was in. I

58:47

was in the succeeding anger bubble. Not.

58:50

Fucking wish it was. I would a

58:52

reign over three times. Blames on the

58:54

weather Kremlin, Arabia. Specific.

58:57

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59:00

it crosses. our brains were base

59:02

color to others. The solo law

59:04

could I know. That not

59:07

thought a I ah fuck

59:09

smoke Roger Moore's was combine

59:11

I'm. Art though. Yeah

59:13

so it you know some like

59:15

scares you but in your fucking

59:17

angry thought that it scared you

59:19

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59:21

a guy I am My my

59:23

eyes are red My I'm I'm

59:25

like I'm I'm I'm in demon

59:27

mode right? Whoa. I know. So

59:29

he goes. Are you leaving?

59:35

Interesting ensuing Erasmus question

59:37

because. If I

59:39

was leaving in that moment, my

59:41

car would be back. Dean: ah

59:43

you suck. He got out of

59:46

the court ask you. Don't.

59:48

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59:50

my we wonder what we're we're receives

59:52

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59:54

sorry yes he was. He with his

59:56

car was behind mine. And. He

59:58

got out of the car. Then hit

1:00:00

my window. Dude,

1:00:02

an exit. The thing is like in any other

1:00:05

context if I was like five thousand on my

1:00:07

phone or I was like. Normal.or

1:00:10

whatever. But like. It's

1:00:13

not. Terribly did it to me.

1:00:16

It was where I was mentally and also

1:00:18

how he didn't Of course it was the

1:00:20

same thing with i scrubbed my from twice.

1:00:23

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1:00:25

with the final straw. yet another gonna come

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up. I saw him his about the tires

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1:00:32

you Are you leaving. And. I just.

1:00:34

I took a moment and thank god

1:00:36

I'm in therapy. Better hope that com

1:00:38

because bad. I don't know. Because

1:00:42

I just like I was in a meal ago.

1:00:44

Michael, Don't be five years old. You're

1:00:47

angry, but he doesn't know it. Just

1:00:49

don't be insane. And. I just kind

1:00:52

of sick or I or did all that thinking like

1:00:54

a half a second I looked into my goal. Yeah.

1:00:58

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1:01:00

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1:01:02

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wrote the points in dumb and Dumber is a dumb

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and dumber. Where. The guys on

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where I would have done ice I am

1:01:25

not like exaggerating like I would have done

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something insane where you would have been like

1:01:29

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was wherever but like a dog of have

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we don't wait does way in a

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mean I don't know how long I was

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there your of as moser so mad you

1:02:09

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space or bromide into of tell know whether

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happening to no one knows this happened I

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1:02:22

I felt like that I sell a guy

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who didn't have worked because that is the

1:02:26

tone of version and dumb. And

1:02:28

don't yell in a com show. Not

1:02:30

funny. Don't

1:02:32

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1:02:34

a resume as a man. early bird special

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dogs and isuzu woman eat like some is

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that women last. And. I

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day, eleven minutes whatever and symbol only

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some woman goes. He yelled out still

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type of fucking bipolar crowd is this

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one woman? Dylan I'm a funny Will

1:02:53

wouldn't Joan I'm the best. Yeah, zip

1:02:55

me off this fucking stage tonight. A

1:02:57

similar not similar but let him it

1:02:59

in anger moment. Where are you going

1:03:01

over I got tagged and a flyer.

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on my clothes at Las Know are

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the guy had amigo the of actually

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follow your arriola fathers were here I

1:03:30

dislike delusional kind of funny energy. And

1:03:34

I somebody the host of go To

1:03:36

being goes oh just see no disruption

1:03:38

in the crowd and I got desk

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lamp opening with and I and I

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oh it's. Usual. And I said

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some the something about like. Some

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riff on it. And. Then like that

1:03:53

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1:03:56

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birds are a little bit of a new. And

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I met such human upon as I

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luckily. When. I asked the question of a threat

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will they weren't in the room. Oh no fucking

1:04:06

idea. But like Habit and I said, they

1:04:08

walked in said pay subs. It's all things

1:04:10

worth. The second you go off script off

1:04:12

your your job suits and nothing's hitting and

1:04:15

then you start doing your normal jokes and

1:04:17

then that's doing great. You're like, oh, for.

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up. With right right Rosario are beach and

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they go know and you are you guys

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some guys fucking Tangerine Color server like Will

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troubling products. Lovely good get silence or

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1:04:38

my car to someone last christmas as if

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as and i said something about my you

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you me ever see proposed when is to

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church and one guy was not like two

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guys and one shared. Via. Those

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words of observation. but I I was waiting for

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something. detroit. Go somewhere that

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had nothing or whatever the flipper walks

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turns is really fun. Risks are there

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was like ten seconds. Where I do

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is now the same you to it's.

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I had a dog without some of his

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attire. Whatever to do the damn say Obama

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guns of materials But the second time in

1:05:16

the announcer though you're looking for of vinegar

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to reflect the just odd kind of mammoth

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selfless acts I would have it reflects me

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out of his last one. I guess I

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was like for hims out cause some whatever

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yeah so many questions the idea of and

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that pose a while ago works were on

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like go accountable like an order issue, on

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to a crawl works and then some girl

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some woman goes oh. My turn I go.

1:05:41

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that is not anymore says I years or

1:05:46

more subtle like dead or annoys The way

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they said it was a space. In. Between

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joe soon as they a positive and

1:05:52

they're walking through the room utilize the

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them brotherly strip. Or like

1:05:57

walking through my age. It

1:06:00

is a really weird. Energy.

1:06:03

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1:06:05

or Sundays are so awesome and

1:06:07

also could be fucking social, yeah,

1:06:09

yeah, it's it's it's own servers.

1:06:12

Well. Not always, but. Sometimes.

1:06:15

You get those people who are a little interesting who are just

1:06:17

like. Yeah. Like a Sunday.

1:06:19

So. Just so

1:06:22

on Sunday. Yeah, but I do things

1:06:24

on issues are really fun because of

1:06:26

that. Did you Sunny children on the

1:06:28

road? Doesn't. Almost always

1:06:30

my favorite shows you what does a lot

1:06:32

the goes into if is what are fucking

1:06:34

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1:06:36

and my says like hum it up where

1:06:38

you know what's kind of resonate with them.

1:06:41

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1:06:44

good ever call me but also sometimes not

1:06:46

because they're fucking hammered and her suicide it

1:06:48

and it just like a like ruins it

1:06:50

was not an undated. everyone shows up like

1:06:52

I am just mertz own yes zone and

1:06:54

it's ico it's like a ahman a listen

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energy on the get a little bugs amadou

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couple he he ha. Yes, the money to

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get them on personal. Been black out on a

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Sunday as I get on Margaritaville. not even on

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a massive. I

1:07:19

see so many viruses it's efforts

1:07:22

tell her things like was funny.

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1:07:26

mix an funnier because of

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split shifts so minus the

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visual. And then until servers on

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a lot word of power and

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avail rods Tallahassee. Mouth.

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yes hundred get into some sort out on the

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other sort of this good and I got less.

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hero been a sizes do it. I don't know

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what I was altered an average slip it put

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the back him in the front out I liked

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his parents you know that bitch through. At

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now. And ten season have

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a hundred some technical henry. The

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game you can. He did have

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an Italian sub for the Philly

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whether I'd have to. Worry

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about missing the game. Order. For

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sure you. Can

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see how. Are

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we the fuck out of the river

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from home? from low pepper? And

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my brother has. To

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say voice home. From

1:08:41

start start. This

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there's about three years ago I dated a mess

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had when I was eighteen working in Mcdonalds. Better

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tell you when I say sex with a meth

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head is like getting into a cell bgt five

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hundred and taking off full speed and only stopping

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when all the gases gone. This man could go

1:08:58

for hours without stopping and never disappointing. The only

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thing I thought was kind of weird as he

1:09:02

could only get off by holding his breath to

1:09:04

the point of almost passing. He never asked me

1:09:06

to choke him or anything like that but he

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would always hold his breath of the and muggy

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estates red and purple done quickly catching his breath.

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or is it was Little Pepper ha ha

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your children themselves inner demons and he is

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sex weddings in a video game for all

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he knows his is Dave and Busters is

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no idea what department of Welcome off of

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fucked up. I'm but that's

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great dude that's great. I mean like is

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mess like because you t can feel it

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or something that we can go for hours

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for enough in the try that yeah I

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think it's bodies as they got a glowing

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of a you've the mario I'm never done

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mess but anyone I do that was doing

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math it's walk in bro I'm in. Yeah.

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I've. Never like the energy

1:09:54

of a person on math is energy. prison

1:09:56

that like will not come for. It's like

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and eight hours there. Like gotta go

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get your body were over stimulated. It's a

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euro here. penis on adderall yeah I mean

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a might might dig middle he goes inside

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of a little give a third nipple. I

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mean I would be happy with a certain.

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I look down on like that is a Mike

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and Ike. If I'm it like I'll be blessed

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with my gonna pm public at like a dogs

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As big dick energy dude I can't do it

1:10:29

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of my comment on like an early success zone

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you just die You act like there's a girl

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in the journal profit is begging you to p

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honor for on producing the to know set of

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a willing our home. Or not, I'm

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not holding a book on it anywhere in public,

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do that and I just like for the take

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it and I can get aggravated their mode and

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you go on and based on what does it

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worried about what he word are you worried about

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it looking small. Know. I just

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like I get him I had a guy can't what

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if I can't pee and then the sites is the

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same thing that a good amount of if I say

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or what if I can't not done I can not

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yet a normal person would have started peeing or at

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yeah I don't you like I don't think about that.

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creeps I'm looking to my busy I think they don't

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think my dick as big as know that idol a

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million never about that about like what if it takes

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me two hundred p yeah and then I'm standing there

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memories in here like Mike Trout. Oh

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yeah, I know knowing. Tips: Desert the funny thing

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we top as well as the funny thing

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about anything like oh what people are they're

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not they're not read that no one everyone

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is in their own they are can were

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second later the nothing about know they have

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think. The thing about your bets

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work though my oldest data observatory, The

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water get from and owner say p. Solids.

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then in the early kind of just streamline a lot

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none of Eleven put on there too far. And

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also like know this is like when there's a

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shared bath or represent my my solemn let rip

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yeah but I saw a private bathroom Starbucks a

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you would never from. Now. Fortune

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if if if I'm in a journal and

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then is a store next to me because

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office bathrooms are dead silent. Yeah, good on

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some fucking Mamba tuner. Some says something that

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dead silent younger guys go to war the

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psychopaths a listen to videos on full volume

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in the urinals. Even worse disagreement the first

1:13:04

studio that we did the first couple of

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sadistic zoc that the reason the guy in

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the sweet next to us ran add some

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kind of big digital media company had probably

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the forty employees Thompson He would go into

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that tiny little bathroom into the stall and

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take the loudest. Sits in the world

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on speakerphone just like talking to people

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back in the office and being like

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i know I need you to actually

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like Get that emailed over to me

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right now like fucking suit But I

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but the the confidence of that is

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something that I wish I had the

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dues. It go into the ring fucking

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the you know the is Chicago airports

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and it is. Go into the stall

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when it's fully packs and it goes

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all that they don't play out the

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and they come. Out like they didn't

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just as Vietnam. In there. I love

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that their swear they don't give a

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fuck me too I'm com dude courtesy

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flush is on what an earth like

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I with the confidence that his soul.

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a misdemeanor. may maybe I'm lovin'

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by fuck. Ah

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be cream don't it in replacement. Been full

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of Hamels before him. Your by shuts down

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as of yet never lose a foot. War

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is there is a Friday? My old officers

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downtown office or birds or something bids put

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a donut for top and bottom and you're

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just a so good afterwards. your body's like

1:14:33

cause my just a digging a hole six

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feet or announced yet and you know my

1:14:37

lives. Why would you want to live without

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much calories when you who have a job

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you hate you do anything yet out of

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it and I'm like oh it's an hour

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walk. They're great. I'm eat a big things

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and go by my desk me miserable after.

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You have a boss. Legacy. I

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be a four bytes all my you're going to

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get tired. Oh no, that's actually

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good idea. Not. For but just like

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know we're all eating in the off and but

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only Mcgruder us bite every hour says it. Yeah

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ended have a i'm watching you I'm with a

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former gonna say oh yeah that's quite the guy

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