0:00

You believe in a space? Yeah, I believe it's

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like there and I think their shit up there

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the hell know about it. Also showed up here

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Cohen so I said. I darted out a. Regular.

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We doing to have zero her they ever

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do the legend we we had you're going

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on in the pandemic during zoom whales are

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those phone it was as good time I

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remember you as want to laptop on a

0:20

cement block that we're reading through each other

0:22

in the great to have you in person

0:24

and most are you fucking raped them and

0:26

great thank you yeah no pressure you're didn't

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hit was a to me like i don't

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know if the if if the if you're

0:32

crowd your leg my new servo and. Forth

0:36

and real. I live in his new somewhat why oh why did

0:38

you feel I get out of nowhere and I get. Annoyed sometimes

0:40

are ya know like oh yeah you're good comedian here

0:42

in your head there's one where you whole can do

0:44

you guys to stumble across all you've been a part

0:47

of a more diverse. Like

0:50

this so many times were like recently

0:52

you off stage but I just murdered

0:54

you're like well like if you know

0:56

by do because if look let's review

0:58

the play on the camera. okay get

1:00

one tag Ilya little mad encircled Emporia

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organ a vex him and and easier

1:04

to hear the hopes that word anymore

1:06

were murdered his wanna use the raw

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foods like other or. Yeah I always put

1:10

it on the crowd if i had a great

1:12

set of a man they were great crowd yeah

1:15

if you're to like car going to be a

1:17

match crops yeah sure there's times i feel like

1:19

that but like markers as he does Big guy

1:21

was a good crowd the i know what i

1:23

do it can be funny to x amount of

1:25

people you know so i do the i was

1:27

go to like i was internally feel like i

1:29

did well but i always go to what went

1:31

wrong which is like not a good way to

1:33

be know my brain is not a good way

1:35

to far like that but i always do and

1:37

i go away just got an art on your

1:39

yeah. With. About what were your parents

1:41

aren't on you? Yeah, yeah yeah. and I

1:43

honestly like for real I really feel like

1:45

everything I do I'm trying to like make

1:47

my dad laugh yeah and in any capacity

1:49

or my all I I drove wrong to

1:52

War. I'd made the liberal like I'm just

1:54

so quick to be like you piece of

1:56

work and shit loads on and that's definitely

1:58

made me from that. The middle kids

2:00

I'm just gonna like oh my girl my my

2:02

you know my sister's good at sports. what am

2:04

I any do some sort of fortunately prove my

2:06

or do not use get off the region or

2:08

do for our. Our. Our pool I

2:10

was a boy. I asked her like. Verse.

2:13

Of credible my own for farm and yeah

2:15

I just walk off normally bomb miss that

2:17

thing or like I said that stupid her

2:19

that we're friends or whatever the fuck. other

2:22

times I just try to go. it was

2:24

good this year. lease I join you drink

2:26

caffeine before now know why are not in

2:28

die or Geico Raf? hold on to a

2:31

gets crazy yeah he doesn't like what it

2:33

would you. You're tired, you just had a

2:35

layover. fly your photo Lexington, Kentucky in or

2:37

load I'll get these are the media or

2:40

female wouldn't have had. just lay on the

2:42

castle clothes. Wise for twenty minutes. That's

2:44

what my view I've been doing. That

2:46

is that litter Murray say for your

2:48

legs up now with i'll try that

2:50

every do I mean do they put

2:52

their lives of like that? Admit you're

2:55

murders. The public services weren't in a

2:57

writer fighting for speed speed limit on

2:59

how much does sound out emerge as

3:01

yours are sent off It's it's It's

3:03

yards of a on on both holidays

3:05

so he uses. Quick nap and

3:07

get out and yeah right for you

3:09

rodgers like noi on not on our

3:12

time to time and like an hour

3:14

ahead or in. I gal lay down

3:16

for thirty minutes and then switch open

3:18

and that doesn't disco. Yeah I'm pretty

3:21

like Terry. Pretty healthy on the road.

3:23

I like work out. Why oh my

3:25

god are you I'm in the druids

3:27

in disguise. Mark Wahlberg ah an attorney.

3:30

So funny that obviously lesbians or physicists

3:32

the idea Israel's training out for the

3:34

Love House prices are higher than is

3:36

closer. so. Wholesome. They mean well

3:38

and it's all about religious. Oh my God

3:41

bless you know speak the truth but also

3:43

unlike just the angle for so funny for

3:45

the I remembered have been okay with that.

3:47

Yeah unless a more Warburg is a bad

3:50

person. What I am saying is anyone who

3:52

outwardly says like anyone our leave I give

3:54

their brand a golf. Why are you doing

3:56

that? Yeah, what's behind the curtain? Who did

3:59

time? We only. Yeah

4:01

that's true Ruthless in the lord's yeah I mean

4:03

you have you seen him as as you see

4:06

him as a the top com out on her

4:08

of your job the i mean my made his

4:10

is alot and twelve different careers like I did

4:12

not node so maybe two years ago the he

4:15

was marky mark know yet the zebra him shady

4:17

back mort what buttons to says they are more

4:19

thing has been like the league's dibs dibs and

4:21

then use this instead do. What

4:23

a great. But. It was intellectually the

4:25

parents, your parents away all all of my my

4:28

all my four boys are in the and be

4:30

a. Use. Hundred Mb a blizzard

4:32

that's crazy. Wait what my point is

4:34

is the the Warburg's. Does

4:36

damage Gdc Pro Donny. Yeah.

4:40

Tiger Woods who got rid of all burgers

4:42

burgers place of thing Mark Martin that's as

4:44

big as a constant know. And.

4:46

I will as know. I think you're more

4:48

Warburton good for Diablo over he was in.

4:50

was you like a bastard voice? I'm. using.

4:53

A famous pots are before Mark on died

4:55

a founding member a new kids on the

4:57

thank you know and allows he was done.

5:00

He was massively same as the more came

5:02

on same became Marky Mark like the pairs

5:04

are better been of what is in my

5:06

sperm there was some for hims who dreams

5:09

there with is dead so he has a

5:11

legend sibling so I wonder if they declined

5:13

to keep hidden describe they realize they're on

5:15

a hot so your damn. Hello

5:19

to to live in. Kids do what he does.

5:21

Remember: how does he have any eggs? Lives

5:23

here on just how many as you

5:25

start with. That. Helped launch an

5:27

internal hit with a lot of these are legs.

5:30

I would. Like. A hundred. Maybe.

5:33

Been what happens in there were none of that

5:35

ruin a guest you we ask them how many

5:37

eggs? I mean onboard? I'm going to hundred and

5:39

sixty offensive. Since. I've moved on a

5:41

before have counted out around it's significant whole

5:43

idea of a ceasefire in on where you

5:45

from afar roof appearing marathon up in i

5:47

got no idea of his pen them in

5:49

their midst of associated with the figures are

5:52

longer. Elderly and was hence i don't get

5:54

where we all know have big hands and we we have

5:56

medium sized his were However we want to say this the

5:58

Mandalay days have been on were girls were measured. hands

6:00

against my it's embarrassing oh yeah the other tables

6:02

looking over like this dude just is gonna be

6:04

holding her purse to the car and then she's

6:06

gonna go bang a d2 athlete a hundred percent

6:08

I just had a bigger hand so my my

6:10

finger could go across the fucking iPhone it

6:12

can't I mean it can but I got a

6:14

they have a got a little for you they

6:17

can like if your keyboard switching you're not getting

6:19

any better the bigger font on your phone the

6:21

bigger font bigger font the crazy when you make that

6:23

choice like probably the font problem I thought somebody

6:26

like 40 with bigger fonts man it's all downhill from

6:28

oh yeah you can't yeah it's there's no ups from

6:30

that it's cool like I gotta start now start now

6:32

want now dude that's a good idea you find like

6:35

16 you're like my phone's always been like it's only

6:37

cool if you're like texting about like cash like big

6:39

font you're like got a maverick scam you're like I

6:41

have so much money in the girl behind like oh

6:43

my god what is nah man I think just big

6:45

font shameless texting your

6:47

fucking prostate I need to

6:49

get my ointment after all that dude yeah right

6:52

now I'm gonna say your prostitute yeah my hemorrhoid

6:54

is acting up just do it all in point

6:56

is a hemorrhoid I got one dude I feel

6:58

like I have right now yeah your butt just

7:01

be it well that's why you're not off the

7:03

caffeine yeah because you would have to shit

7:05

right away yeah no how did you get hemorrhoids

7:08

stress I don't know man I

7:10

think it just happens I got I got yeah I've

7:12

had two different but everybody ever hemorrhoids well

7:14

dude you got it like it but it's like my butt oh

7:17

I've talked about up on the show like your

7:19

butt itches like it's insane like it's just

7:21

like there's something inside of it like a

7:23

little gremlin just going like this on your

7:25

asshole nice maybe it does not feel nice

7:28

you got a sleep with it never done

7:30

prep H no what's that oh

7:32

do not ready man what's happy page I've had

7:34

the opposite I've had things come out of my

7:36

ass I've done um what's that bitch called a

7:39

colonoscopy colonoscopy where I gotta drink the water and

7:41

then what was that like dude you if the

7:43

prep is worse the other part cuz I have

7:45

a bag full of the prep yet dude you

7:47

have to drink this fucking dumb ass like lemon

7:50

gallon jug yeah and it feels like an edible

7:52

you're like man this ain't gonna this ain't gonna

7:54

be shit this ain't gonna be shit and then

7:56

30 minutes later you are shit like but your

7:58

body's like what's in it I don't

8:00

even know. What's lemon? Lemon

8:02

dough? It's lemon flavored but it's, I forget what it's

8:04

called, give me a look at it, but like colloidal

8:06

silver? It does not taste great

8:08

but man, your like body, it flushes your,

8:10

I'm like how can my body, I

8:13

don't know, but I'm like how can my body even

8:15

operate with nothing in it? Yeah. And

8:17

then you're like walking into a hospital with nothing in your

8:19

body, you're like this crepit old man, like a sneeze could

8:21

knock me out. Yeah. Like. Do

8:24

you feel bad? You feel terrible. Wait hold

8:26

up, they make you dump at home? Yeah. Like

8:28

everything, dude it's like a 12 hour prep, like if

8:30

you check out on the colon off. Dude if you

8:32

get a... Yeah, down the line, that's that fucking demon

8:35

ass drink, fuck you. Yeah so I

8:37

have a bad colon so the only way they can look at

8:39

it is through a camera up there and I'm like I can't

8:41

even clip this shit for YouTube shorts, give me the fuck out

8:43

of here. Can you buy this

8:45

on eBay? Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt. Probably.

8:47

Dude we should do an episode, we all drink

8:49

this right during the episode. Bro it is like

8:51

how long does it take to kick in? You

8:54

can get it on Amazon. Yeah. I'm

8:57

gonna start putting that in your drink. Dude

8:59

how many kids are gonna die on TikTok

9:01

doing the gaffalike challenge? Dude this is the

9:03

free, this is a cheap rose zempic right

9:05

here. Yeah, Amazon has a pharmacy now, bro

9:08

they are taking over, bro. Look you can

9:10

buy without insurance, fuck it. Or

9:12

if you have insurance it's free. 40

9:14

bucks? Who's insurance is like yeah we take Amazon. I wish

9:16

I knew about this when I was like I would have

9:18

put all my mom's drink right before I had to go

9:20

out. So you're telling me you can get perks off Amazon?

9:22

Yeah dude. This is crazy. Trust me

9:24

they want it. As soon as Jeff can

9:27

sell the perks. Oh yeah. Yeah just instead

9:29

of Amazon Prime, Prime perks overnight. There's

9:32

gotta be something, or it'll be

9:34

spelled different. Amazon with no like

9:36

vowels. Yeah. Yeah. Did

9:39

you guys hear about the, you guys know the Amazon fresh

9:41

shopping stores where you can, they go and scan your face

9:44

you don't have to check out? There's a test and there's

9:46

go. This is maybe Amazon go. Whatever one just uses your

9:48

Amazon Prime scans your face you never have to go to

9:50

a check out. Yeah. Apparently

9:52

they're shutting it down and they announced that like that technology

9:54

to do that never actually worked at all. The whole thing

9:56

was just they had like a center in India

9:59

where a thousand people. They were just

10:01

reviewing already and yeah, you

10:03

work there? Yeah, Oh okay hidden.

10:08

Knowing how mans in the place a hotel

10:10

has their i was like roz sported sarko

10:12

to answer quit your have get their god

10:14

They claim that it was like as facial

10:16

recognition so saying but as really disagree on

10:19

a camera like looking you are the as

10:21

as was indian guys watson. People.

10:23

Shop and they're just like telling of they're picking

10:25

up. There. Really is as a

10:27

new doses it harder to visit our own

10:29

like reality show that like Watson using a

10:32

zoom in on uncertain like women and stuff

10:34

whether you loss in people shop yep there's

10:36

no way Amazon has given and cameras good

10:38

enough to zoom they're spending the cheapest so

10:40

the final one a D p cameras know

10:42

what evidence that a flight and if you

10:45

forgo for going to cure for my on

10:47

whether or not I had a a fucking

10:49

basket wrong so damn citizens their new solutions

10:51

like a cart the you check out yourself

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10:56

see ah. Style now to go see it.

10:58

as was crazy weather Cohen asked me they

11:00

made you dump it out like when. You.

11:03

Go there it is of fifty minutes surgery

11:05

so they get to put you under they

11:07

put some sitting your arm of the go

11:09

on jazz auto want to be up with

11:11

or put my view by the way the

11:13

optional. To. Put you under just. As

11:17

a good questions doesn't it is on Jack As

11:19

is like looking at the sick mother s oh

11:21

I think they could use you probably it's a

11:24

product could beat it is as he is your

11:26

body. When you're more reliable I'd rather demoralizing you're

11:28

under so they can kind of fondling all under

11:30

or like. Like half. I'm

11:32

under. When. You're being the guy puts

11:34

injection in and goes count down from ten and

11:37

you're like ten not and then jagger you can

11:39

a good you're gonna know about means and

11:41

own of i should be around drugs but that

11:43

phone carried a some you've got off now and

11:45

i'll second pharma like for when i remember san

11:48

allow it would go. out

11:50

of our honeymoon woke up on

11:53

or the one a one year

11:55

after his daddy are very familiar

11:57

marginalization want something that's also scary

11:59

it's so Because you go out and then

12:01

you have that like moment where like how long was

12:03

I gone for Doc? 50 minutes and

12:06

the first time I did it they put a tube in my

12:08

eyes. I got so many questions How do they get you back

12:10

up? I don't know. I've maybe

12:12

some smelling salts. I've it is timed very

12:14

well Yeah, they put some seltzer on an

12:16

IV. No, here you go. I don't know.

12:19

What do you like salsa? We create like

12:21

a power lifter. Yeah, they do that with

12:23

the chocks But yeah,

12:25

I have no idea but when you wake up It's

12:28

right right after the worst part was the first time

12:30

I did it My ass

12:32

was exposed as like Lou because I put the

12:34

camera in there and the guy they like wheel

12:36

you back You're like in a like

12:38

on all fours. I'm in a gimp mask. Yeah You

12:42

know OBGYN You're

12:49

just like laying on your side But when the

12:51

nurse wheeled me back this guy pushed me back

12:53

after my whole ass was just violated he goes

12:55

Hey big fan my by the way I

12:59

was like dude this guy that's a true fan

13:01

right there Wow. He's wheeling you in a wheelchair

13:05

Stretcher yeah hospital bed.

13:07

Yeah. Oh, you're just a fan. You're just on

13:09

your side with a raw ass Yeah, literally raw.

13:12

You're on your ass or I'm sorry. Were you

13:14

on your side or were you on your stomach?

13:16

You're like on your side on the side. Okay. Well,

13:18

like you start like on your back and then they

13:21

kind of just roll your limp body over and You

13:24

know how big is that camera? Did you get a look at that there?

13:28

That's like yeah, well the ring the ring

13:30

lights pretty big anyway, so they gotta It's

13:42

fucking bizarre in the first time I forgot about this

13:44

the doctor goes do you want to see the footage?

13:46

It'll be on your Kaiser count if

13:49

I wanted to see this bro GoPro clips of

13:51

your fucking I

13:55

didn't how a man Delgate a lot of shit for

13:57

like posting his prolapse. Oh But

14:00

ago abuse amo do that, Put some toilets

14:02

or me I don't see me as brave

14:04

as it is. A green screen that like

14:06

the camera gone through your colon than you

14:08

pop and like what I imagine someone ah

14:10

me and of and Miami browser this odds

14:13

are good ideas. denied access to it live

14:15

and it might still be on my kaiser.

14:17

Ten minutes of wanted to be like some

14:19

it out of this a haze to pay

14:21

for tournaments, get back in the next symphony

14:23

to finance home to is clear of your

14:25

for cattle and limits. Ik zou I mean

14:27

or it could be big you log in

14:29

right. Now a large area doesn't really

14:32

bother. Reagan. Chair Ammiano: the coolest

14:34

thing I've heard in a long time. I

14:36

didn't know hospitals did this. Yeah.

14:39

Guys have a be done some sketchy says i

14:41

only know a lot easier to Norway and how

14:43

how often it does is what here yet nods

14:45

with up to three or two to three his

14:47

job at once. yeah people know that about you.

14:50

Yes there is pretty beta but I you know

14:52

it is what it is. I have a thing

14:54

called all sort of politesse so is it's an

14:56

idea family but you know they I be as

14:58

a leap for I saw it it's a branch

15:00

of his will have status you know not. How

15:02

can I get I gotta get a few more

15:05

cause and effect has a for a medallion got

15:07

is more have see those years so bit. Of

15:09

recall exactly others like random shit. the one

15:11

doctor told me that our heads in that

15:13

your essays a certified as one i just

15:16

wanna go to take medicine accurately of a

15:18

doctor told me that I like food base

15:20

thing so with i go holistic as order

15:22

on the town for those she's like avocados

15:24

and flaming bit of a todos yeah six

15:27

a mild a suit and world not ideal

15:29

but their their energy I do believe them.

15:31

They. Make you feel to see toss com yeah

15:34

but that like it's it's like the well

15:36

editing you could probably make me do a

15:38

thing that off. So let's talk like a

15:40

piece of care, Mouth and Felicity getting on

15:42

as well as other designers and stuff. Like

15:45

if we want to seem smart, don't say

15:48

anything. Like I said, you just know everyday.

15:50

Noms Airbrush yeah like an alpha audio book

15:52

now as as is. so funny man feel

15:54

like. On Pike as I

15:56

sound so boring. A: hey, listen, I'm I'm

15:59

not really Yeah, Them. Like

16:01

on stage. I dial up a little because

16:03

I feel for talk like this. I just

16:05

put everybody the sleep. Still cool man, nobody.

16:07

uber there's There's something about somebody who and

16:10

I sort of in. do it or or

16:12

say like my own versions. More like I

16:14

just kind of bring it down for a

16:16

second. I'm sitting on stage recently. I know

16:18

what happened. I'm sitting or say it was

16:20

insane. Years for an innate duty does something.

16:22

but don't you feel a little weird being

16:24

leg. Side. Some as

16:26

to the results negative. I'm still laughing

16:29

at a roadside A Come. Of

16:32

that sorry there's a glare but as williamson on

16:34

a student the feel weird like talk about like

16:36

come on a stool batman com of the craze

16:38

in the crowd like not of those upside down

16:40

as he doesn't the on amount of. Would

16:44

result of money bit actually just habit

16:46

of announced it all manner. Of

16:50

assault guys trying to you know for

16:52

hims hedging your own and then switch

16:54

to speak. do a. Slick like you

16:56

just take one peg leg maybe seven

16:59

inches down and say nothing. Arizona area

17:01

hard has to look it would be

17:03

on how to. how are we are

17:05

now and dangerous now? Hey I'm sorry

17:07

I'm yellow throughout my job. Last line

17:09

is gonna be doing stand up in

17:11

the Uk and Ireland. What is going

17:13

all and do you can Ireland? Uk

17:15

Tickets are on sale this Friday and

17:17

I'll tell you where I'm going to

17:19

go. Okay, in September eighteen, I'm gonna

17:21

go to Glasgow. Okay, I think I

17:23

said I write September nineteen and will.

17:26

Be Dublin Ireland. You are me.

17:28

rights. Dublin Ireland. Oh My. God.

17:30

Okay. September Twenty that would be

17:32

in London, Syria or something. And

17:34

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17:36

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17:38

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you are when you're dead leg and it's on

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numb like that but with p. Really?

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have any not yet as his name with what

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what i'm saying is it's you as a really

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good take out. take a shower and in some

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of the like soap suds getting you did. Oh

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yeah and and where are our little De Gaulle?

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fuck would you that's been like that. It's.

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doesn't regret yeah it hurt but it is a feel

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of what as a direct comparison yes the only wagon

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it may be seal at what hop he feels like

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not on when you get a little bit of so

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as they are elected like the difference similar to some

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will irritate you dig and just put bird The

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lemon soap like right on just to clean the

22:02

inside. Yeah, I grabbed those little like Dude

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these are great visuals for whoever's listening this

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yeah, but it's in a hot voice so people

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don't care Oh, maybe man anyways I go

22:14

through all this cause was like

22:16

and I'm going on a trip the next day

22:18

So I'm like I need attention now. I need

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something and then there's this doctor somebody

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told me somebody I have friends who are much more

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wealthy than me, and they're like why do you still

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go? You want to pick those names

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up real quick? Yeah, I mean Just

22:32

like people who are smarter than me and have money and

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like them And they're like dude you can

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get like a private doctor But you don't have

22:38

to go sit in a fucking emergency room with this

22:41

guy is you know it's fentanyl tattooed Oh, yeah, but

22:43

do you trust the private doctors? Yeah,

22:45

it's better than Google. No. I

22:48

don't I don't trust them. No. I use this guy once.

22:50

It's a geek squad You better

22:52

don't trust geeks for it either. Okay? I don't

22:54

like when people like you got a neckbeard You

22:56

know how to touch technology But like if you

22:59

my thing is like if you become like a private doctor

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like what did you do to become a product? My whole

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head money in it. Yeah, yeah, but but then

23:05

but then I'm like okay That's the only reason you're

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doing this because it's real money So do you actually

23:09

care about me or are you just a cool private

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doctor the star you think the guy doing my colonoscopy

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cares about? The craft of an anus maybe maybe about

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bags maybe more because he's on the

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field He's on the front. Yeah, you can't freelance

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colonoscopies Maybe you can't good man. You could you

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think Will Smith is getting a colonoscopy after what

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thin phone there was like a switchblade almost like

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rising I think yeah I put one of those

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in somebody that dog we buy

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the was it gavilax Gavilite gavilite

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you just buy the gavilite you

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get the fucking you know, I

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mean literally all I'm doing lens Yeah

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in your ass fish eye if you

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want to buy one. Yeah, I think

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there's we can order No, I'm saying we

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buy the camera. We should have one of

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those for an alternative angle. That's the producer

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camera One accountability go to concerts but

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as go to be in her and the

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whole give us are you going to hire

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a call and ask if be as I

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guess Engineer on Zip Recruiter I now thirty

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nine bucks an hour. Perfect symbol of funny

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have you need Admiral on a private doctor

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Oz and I'm. I'm rock and

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roll with it. Or do you have to? Where Where

24:21

do you go to the doctor? Oh are you just

24:23

take a nap or taken that and hello Neither do

24:25

I learned that it feels training man they just like

24:27

the and on tough it out. I actually when I

24:29

feel sick I time my hands behind my back. Just.

24:32

To add an extra layer of forty that

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authors yeah yeah. A Lucid If I'm sick,

24:36

I just power through a bit. Also do

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some Vitamin C instead. Sunday for the Eclipse

24:41

that today at has been edited. As good

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as a fire outside? That's it. The I

24:45

just a little darker. the daily during the

24:47

brain is that area when Eclipse Six or

24:49

About mountains you Kevin A the something looking

24:51

at oh yes feels good Mom yeah Who

24:53

cared? Yeah thank you them. Have you believe

24:55

in science? Like. To a degree.

24:58

Thank you. For. Her

25:00

health and better if it's if it's better.

25:02

for him it's very questionable. Some people they

25:04

don't believe in it at all. Yeah but

25:07

gambling when you put a mental center and

25:09

A.and Diana that I suppose I prose does

25:11

some wrong as as am I allowed Morgan

25:13

Snow not have no idea God's words, mysterious

25:15

ways they're on. Sale. I just like you

25:17

believe in a space. Yeah.

25:20

I believe it's like there and

25:22

I think they're sit up there. Okay

25:24

yeah the hell no. but it also

25:26

showed up here. Point: So I

25:28

said I wrote this. Employee items will

25:31

cliffhanger so sorry because of a divorce

25:33

and next gases I think that

25:35

was. Her.

25:39

So we're talking on a burning metics burning right?

25:41

And I am I going to tie the do

25:43

is test another. Jimmy said nothing's working on Texas

25:45

Guards and is in. I used them before to

25:48

get damaged, have a flight and sure. Throw your

25:50

it is I is not real. Do this guy

25:52

that real a laser lives in fix for I

25:54

love your life Men are just will not return

25:56

Won't let me let me say this. I had.

25:59

A system. Probably. And I am. And twenty,

26:01

I know everything. A rule out. Did. Hear

26:05

the sirens Runaway his young daughter. Know these guys

26:07

are very much I did zero some somebody to

26:10

some flights Australia and is no markings on it

26:12

was no Les When I go well this is

26:14

scarce. I'm not taking this year as a forgone

26:16

said no epidemic out there ago. You know what?

26:19

We get some real medical grade and this guy

26:21

you comb your hair needs a nap I needs

26:23

and he's like I can get you like five.

26:26

That's. The mostly Cbs would get some you

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can in their yeah urls is illegal i'm

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exhausted lenses.googled number one search was not isn't

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as her daughter's used to be like every

26:35

like old so when the like my wife

26:37

she said to further doses of like a

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black lunchbox a user be that the covenant

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of the fucking hell hole that we go

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my own why they should use Zoc Doc

26:45

the for the at it was a hold

26:48

of settled I'm leaving for this trip. And

26:50

i just a wide as it's like is

26:52

burning religiously. turns out wasn't any a cd

26:54

but i the doctors would come sit can

26:56

i eat so it's a hundred dollars and

26:58

we can be house three hundred dollars if

27:01

you do over the phone. I'm a

27:03

Jew. I'm a Jew. I was reduced shop

27:05

I didn't know that got a bar mitzvah.

27:07

My mom's Chris the fuck that up. My

27:09

mom, his lawyers dad ever since. Be careful

27:11

they can take it away to. Sorry

27:14

I'm allows the tunnels. Built

27:18

as. With my doctor

27:20

Noble my did was a ton of

27:22

my acetone claw Everything does were. Somewhere.

27:25

Or them he was So you. So this

27:27

you pay three hundred dollars to send your

27:30

cox. Just. The tip these

27:32

as opposed units and holding but now

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wagner use it as of about to

27:36

get a this give us a yet

27:38

it's have a bit you deserved. A

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little busy ah ah ah ah come

27:42

on weird era era ledger well known

27:45

person Sano Blaming. Yeah. I'd

27:47

show up I if I send you a

27:49

Dodgers going to be out there Photo beers

27:51

were threw me off heat more Tyson Beckford

27:53

quickly up up up up up and semi

27:55

the photos all to over Sms as soon

27:58

as the internet office nobody I'm as. Yeah,

28:01

I'm so I just I use it was

28:03

it is terrifying. Shot is just the tip.

28:05

You are alone. Would you open it up?

28:08

What the fuck more you have you

28:10

gone crazy your top or year you tie

28:12

you down. Yeah. We're your area

28:14

you down but you didn't over the place

28:16

like if if my kansas if my dick's

28:18

the cells is probably pretty. I can say

28:20

a hundred upward little around here just for

28:22

like to guard the rest and I'm here.

28:25

Is because that's where is it was red and

28:27

he the response like an hour would like the

28:29

dune worm. yes. Oh

28:32

our roms when I'm gone. What?

28:34

Happened yet? Is he a doctor? Is my

28:36

dick? Someone on Reddit? maybe the answer that

28:39

the first or he's not a doctor. second

28:41

volume is on Reddit. Yeah on every team

28:43

is like dog and respond or an embassy

28:45

back to fast. Know. He didn't respond

28:47

for an hour Don't say before he got the norm a

28:49

normal speed of enormous. Will go home. I thought he was

28:52

like bag and things like misspelled. He's. Just

28:54

too bad. Oh known on our trade we don't have

28:56

to show but is this him? Yep! That's

28:58

him has probably been look at this side

29:00

of his door that you so you send

29:03

your clock to have well as high as

29:05

also be was the and why hasn't this

29:07

guy look at my cock I mean he's

29:09

drawn know what is driving but i wish

29:11

organizers are you luxurious you know I was

29:14

a better that his.last long enough for the

29:16

craft no money no this is enough for

29:18

the money. Got his own door. He

29:21

has his name and number on it to observe Or does

29:23

he have Instagram on the door? Ah,

29:26

Don't know, but essentially keepers help me clean

29:28

all was of. The device is a classic

29:30

eighteen hundreds doctor. so he that bacteria and

29:32

your dick but it wasn't an Std press.

29:34

I. Wore board shorts that I'm a joke

29:36

but our borders are in the world of

29:39

and dried out. Mom ran my other two.

29:41

it doesn't usually million cr I don't know

29:43

man to get those of I was just

29:45

the first ones. Yeah, exactly Innovation and the

29:48

wonder years. As a weird your is I

29:50

drink Sam Reduces div my Dawn Cranberry in.

29:53

The. Now I don't know what to taste again. You.

29:55

Can drink with. Oh

29:58

yes, but. Yeah, so

30:00

I've this bit that I'm trying to write. It's one

30:02

of those bits where you're like the end is funny

30:04

And you're like alright crowd bear with me this sounds

30:06

gross Yeah, cuz off the premise after I told you

30:08

what happened with the story you're like oh alright Yeah,

30:10

it's only mildly gross. Yeah, but the setup everyone's like

30:12

Trevor. We don't want to hear about your weird But

30:15

yeah your disease written dick. Yeah, I'm good. There's

30:17

nothing on it I think they do though Maybe

30:19

you feel uncomfortable I think an audience will be

30:21

with you on disease Really well every time I

30:24

do it the bit works because it's like I

30:26

hide myself I think I have in a CD

30:28

on my yaw be fucking and it's like nope.

30:30

It's just this But look again

30:34

This is like a dog It's

30:36

one of those bits where but like you

30:38

ever have a bit where sorry. I'm still

30:40

my brain is slow Take it out. You've

30:42

paid $300 to send a dick pics in

30:44

a dick to my dog I'm still just hung up on

30:47

that part that's insane That's crazy the only

30:49

reason I needed it because this is that like I'm

30:51

leaving some the next day And I go what can

30:53

I go can you prescribe me something to see me

30:55

have to put on it? Yeah, to put on it.

30:57

I was like oh for like four

30:59

days, and I was like this shit is

31:02

unbearable Yeah, and he prescribed

31:04

me something yeah, he gets you money before

31:06

he gave you a response or after after

31:08

okay? But it's all well you know it's

31:10

on everything about animals This

31:13

sounds like a good-ass doctor is a classic doc

31:15

yeah listen. He wears a lab coat in his photo

31:17

So I trust him. Yeah, does he pull up to

31:19

your house on a horse, too? You

31:22

got that big like Right

31:26

What was that thing was that would they do

31:28

you know the mirror thing that old Doc's had what

31:30

was that for the mirror thing? Yeah,

31:32

there's a little like a little Doctor forehead

31:34

mirror so more of the story didn't have anything But

31:36

you know I swore some old board shorts But man

31:38

I was panicking my dick was burning and and Kaiser

31:40

was like Kaiser went through the whole range

31:42

of emotions or like it's It's

31:46

chlamydia. Nope. It's this nope. It's

31:48

this kidney stones nope And I'm like each

31:51

time you go to cut it's like a 72-hour window

31:53

Yeah, I like a return yeah, and they're like oh,

31:55

we'll get back to you bitch. Don't you're gonna get

31:57

back to me Oh, yeah, that's crazy So

32:00

personal doctor, I just need like a A to B.

32:02

Yeah, I need a person I can be you're the

32:04

instead of like calling some nurse Yeah, go and venting

32:06

my dick burns. She's like well, honey. I'm just here

32:09

making appointments. So if you paid 500 He

32:11

would suck me off anything would have held it For

32:16

800 he would add to At

32:21

least keep it real life in my

32:23

own home Yeah, but I

32:25

don't know but the point is he's

32:28

got it in at the CVS

32:30

pharmacy I don't know how that works if you got a

32:32

proof. No, bro, if you know a doctor they call What's

32:35

great about it? Yeah that I

32:38

like yeah, it's like hey, man. I have a flight to

32:40

Australia I don't want to take

32:42

yeah pills that might be cut with something Yeah,

32:44

you know you you door dash to doctor is

32:46

what he did door dashing dick docs Can

32:54

we talk about it spring break

32:56

is currently here? Yeah now

32:58

don't spring break your cock

33:01

thirst That works. I

33:03

don't know. Here's the thing. I use

33:05

these all the goddamn time, dude. They

33:08

rip It's electrolytes brother. That's what it

33:10

is to rip one of these in

33:12

the morning and you double down on

33:16

One stick is in water bottle equals to

33:18

three waters, buddy. It's a single stick liquid

33:20

IV. Okay, it is Hydration

33:24

Man, all right That is electrolytes freaking

33:26

vitamins some of them have caffeine in

33:28

which I put the level in the

33:30

road Yeah, I'm speaking of road first

33:32

head exactly but speaking of the road

33:34

no water don't understand why No

33:37

water hotel is like is one water bottle

33:39

look here for you. Is it? No, I

33:41

made 85% water Oh, I'm

33:43

sorry my cat Do

33:46

it But I will

33:48

say you're a matter of fact liquid IV

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they could give me one water buddy. That's

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what's so incredible I literally I bring a

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They don't taste chalky like like even you're

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both you guys go to a doctor yeah I

34:41

went to a physical recently and I never had

34:43

a man or just a general why you're bored

34:46

no no I'm a big I'm a big like

34:48

don't go to doctor for five year guy so

34:50

every time I end up going I'm like we

34:52

need to do a full thing like

34:55

oil change whatever yeah but it is

34:57

odd it is an odd moment what

34:59

a full-grown man like touches your dick

35:01

and balls it is an

35:03

odd why you will because it's just my

35:05

uncle normally no I it's just it's just

35:08

yeah I mean they're used to like feminine hands all

35:10

of a sudden it's and also like a medical feel

35:13

it's just it's just different hospital room is just always

35:15

so cold and so bright yeah you don't want to

35:17

set the mood a little bit I mean that's my

35:19

nightmare get a physical and the dude like by the

35:21

way man lived your special oh hey

35:25

bro I signed in San Diego yeah that's what

35:27

it was I was rolled over there's still like

35:29

lube on my ass from when they put the

35:31

camera in there hey big fan ear work these

35:33

spank you as he fucking parked your fucking no

35:36

it was like the motherfucker when you

35:38

go scalpel and they hand

35:42

the scalpel yeah that okay but I mean like so

35:44

funny that's my number one fan everybody who's paid to

35:46

see me at shows I love you but this person

35:48

has seen the inside of my asshole yeah they know

35:51

me on the inside and out I know you're in

35:53

his group chat yeah you were

35:55

under and he was definitely yeah I mean

35:58

that's terrifying yeah He's like, look

36:00

who's calling this is. Are you ever had

36:02

any weird fan interactions? Not at the doctor,

36:05

but I was gonna say my doctor, she,

36:09

I got checked for a hemorrhoid a while ago.

36:11

Yeah, and yep, turned

36:13

around, pulled my pants down like a toddler. They

36:16

were just like below my ass and like I pulled my

36:18

shirt forward and she put some lube on

36:20

it. She's like, I'm going in. I was like, yo,

36:22

didn't get hard, thankfully. And

36:24

then- That's the weird part, if you just

36:26

hit the table here, things. Yeah, yeah, well, no, bro, if

36:29

they hit the prostate, some people, they get- I'm

36:31

immediately, yeah. They get up. Yeah, break up.

36:34

So she was in my ass, a

36:36

little bit awkward afterward. And then like

36:39

a few days later, I walked into, at

36:41

the time, my apartment complex gym and then

36:43

she walked in and I was like,

36:45

oh, we live in the same place. That's good. You put

36:47

your finger in my ass. Also, you're

36:49

a doctor, why don't you have a house? Yeah,

36:51

yeah, yeah. Well, we didn't really acknowledge each other.

36:53

It was just kind of like- But yeah, you

36:55

can't. Yeah, you can't. And she looks at you

36:58

and she goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's only doing

37:00

fingerwork. Yeah, dude. One,

37:02

two, three, four. No,

37:04

she's just pulling the cable weights. Yeah, right,

37:06

all right. 30 pounds. She's not even touching

37:08

it, she's all tokenistas with that bit. Damn.

37:12

When I got my asshole checked, she

37:14

couldn't- I had my pants down. This is the men's

37:16

health episode. Yeah, and she put the gloves on and

37:18

she didn't have- She like, I heard her like- I

37:21

want a doctor to sit on you. Rumbling around for

37:23

like the lube, couldn't find it, left

37:25

the room with my pants down and

37:27

me over the table, left the room to

37:29

find lube. And I heard her be like, "'Scuse me, Nurse

37:31

Jagged, do you have any lube?" "'No, okay, like around

37:34

the office, "'have lube in there before

37:37

I drop my fucking pants.'" Or be a man to

37:39

make raw dog a goddamn- That'll do it, dude. You

37:41

don't think I haven't had fingers in there before? Yeah,

37:43

you should look back at me like I'll spit on

37:45

it. Yeah, okay, fuck. Hold that finger out,

37:47

baby. Eat a

37:49

pack of Skittles, lube on up, girl. Yeah, yeah.

37:52

Dude, I have a dermatologist who was actually- In

37:54

your ass. Well, no. Dude,

37:57

I Didn't go in there for that, but you were

37:59

like, oh., You know been dumped out was

38:01

like notion that goes with do like a cancer

38:03

like a skin cancer check another go to that

38:06

those exposed to look around. I will or it.

38:08

they look around but they want to look everywhere

38:10

there's that was actually kind of attractive. And.

38:13

Then she just like she's like having a full

38:15

conversation with me about pouring. As. She's

38:17

like looking around my balls and

38:19

death girl she's gonna talk. Towards.

38:22

My for me and my first out with dude.

38:24

I like it. And. Why it?

38:26

I don't. I don't. Do you deconstructed

38:28

deepened Any doctor who does frost days.

38:31

When he spoken. If he's doing

38:33

and I'll be thinking that neither good nor

38:35

he goes years on you definitely. Don't.

38:38

Know maybe now with the dick right when

38:40

you think he could. With. The singer.

38:43

Both. A mean by the really

38:45

good thing Rain both said be hard to

38:47

separate in a pleasure from work. The thing

38:49

is, I've always heard that prostate doctors they

38:51

outline. They. Got contractor hands of

38:53

yeah I'm always heard that the finger

38:56

there is a know fuckin gamer. Fingers

38:58

go ordered. They're sturdy. Yeah it's a

39:00

work in harmony singer. Yeah yeah yeah

39:02

yeah that would be funny. like of

39:04

the interview for the job and their

39:06

dick size fingers in the the not

39:08

even looking at your resume the just

39:10

like will miss you idea of lay

39:12

the pause yeah Missoula get ago Yeah

39:14

yeah when you go get a degree

39:16

to be a practises delay impose our

39:18

yards of the. Sickness

39:21

according to the American. Medical things

39:23

the I got a cow's get a man

39:25

these hats if is the Asus of over

39:28

you ends where do we think they're at

39:30

on the singer game. Because.

39:32

I think they know the inside and out

39:34

dinner. You the end though, it's all my

39:36

devices. Yeah. I'm

39:38

arguing right? Yeah I'm one of seen as

39:40

a as they know every nook and cranny

39:42

in there so I believe I gave owes

39:44

you i and like a dildo. The

39:47

viewer him mad oh because it was like a

39:49

new game and I'm like dude it's like I

39:51

was in there with my the hotwire car do

39:53

oh hundred percent but I wasn't it would My

39:55

girl got a new I U d and and

39:58

like she just like which malware pause is. weird

40:00

your girls you know IED are you in there yeah

40:03

oh you are thank you damn it yeah thank you

40:05

yeah you gotta be gonna be supported yeah I wanna

40:07

hold her hand I want to know what the hell

40:09

I'm buying yeah I want to

40:11

know what's going in there dude yeah I

40:14

need to know what y'all put in there

40:16

yeah you put into my wife dude what

40:20

kind of tracking chip is in that bitch yeah the

40:22

tracking chip yeah I make a microwave at first and

40:24

then they could put it in. It's pretty good. So

40:26

it comes out hottest. But

40:28

you pull it up and like look like it's a hundred

40:30

dollar bill yeah it's good yeah man you know I inspect

40:32

the raw metal yeah yeah

40:35

I want to make sure it's not the old school one with the copper

40:38

you know oh copper's going for high these

40:40

days yeah copper's good yeah dude yeah

40:42

I don't know I've never been an IED appointment and

40:44

maybe that's on me that's on my bed see how

40:46

their hand they drop it in.

40:49

Oh oh but I'm just saying like

40:51

they the questions this OBGYN was asking

40:53

and she like died like it

40:55

was like you know dilated or whatever but what I'm saying

40:57

is like she knew every piece

41:00

of it every in my stupid guy brain

41:02

I'm like oh this woman this woman could

41:04

finger yeah like you like it's not like

41:06

oh where's the clit it's like you know

41:08

where the G you know where everything is

41:11

yeah like you literally have studied this in

41:13

books yeah I'm just free I'm just I'm

41:15

just in province yeah cuz all the G

41:17

spots are different clits are different places you're

41:19

actually studied have everything in the same place

41:22

yeah dude just have it

41:24

in the same place God's like oh this is a trick we're

41:27

gonna go down up it needs

41:29

to be in the same place yeah an OBGYN

41:31

just like playing your

41:34

lady like a fiddle in front of you guys

41:36

they're showing you how is yeah like so

41:38

this right here's like like bar rescue bar

41:42

rescue. Sean's advert kicks in he's

41:44

like you think you know what you're doing? I

41:47

don't know where the goddamn bottom. Well that was the first 1800s

41:49

doctors remember we talked about frog marching

41:52

like that was that original thing is there they would get

41:54

sent over there because they were like oh my wife's acting.

41:56

What was going on in 1800s? Frog marching is a real

41:58

thing yeah they were cuz they would think Like

42:00

the definition of it again, so it's when

42:02

your wife is acting quote unquote hysterical like

42:05

you know What's yet like an opinion? Yeah,

42:07

I mean for real though in it back

42:09

then and they would send a doctor over and the doctor Would

42:11

finger her give her an orgasm and

42:14

then she would be like common collective. Maybe that's why the

42:16

whole This

42:18

is like on pull it up Some

42:22

weird conspiracy thing I think this actually happened by

42:24

now how we stumbled upon this boy Fucking

42:27

nuts, I mean they were putting people in water big

42:29

are you a witch or not? Yeah, they were leeching

42:31

people Putting leeches on if

42:33

you like a taking a blood you taking the

42:35

disease out But do you think cupping is not

42:37

like the farther version of that

42:39

it is doing 20 years I'm like they were

42:42

doing what they gave them the vaccine,

42:44

you know, you're crazy Michael

42:51

this weekend and Boca Raton But

42:58

yeah, the first vibrator was invented by

43:00

a doctor. Yeah. Yeah Point

43:05

of inspiration must have been nuts. He's

43:07

making another use cucking some dude. Oh,

43:10

is this a rotary vibrator? Oh My

43:21

god, wait, go click around what's that top

43:24

one? That's man on man. Actually that top

43:28

Everybody that's how good that thing Deck

43:31

that's crazy. Click around what you need

43:34

to click fast I'm a one of the writers

43:36

were invented by doctors to cure women of hysteria

43:38

Hysteria The treatment

43:40

involved a pelvic massage that would

43:42

induce hysterical. Oh my wow

43:44

I want to know what their definition of

43:46

hysteria is dude. He doing this If

43:49

he's doing this through the clothes as well,

43:51

that's fucking dude Imagine

43:57

you're just a guy on the other side of that wall like

44:00

Oh, is everything okay now you're in

44:02

there holding her hand What

44:04

is that the Barker my good yet says

44:06

it invigorates the nerves an entire system benefits

44:08

the complexion and scalp We're

44:10

a little quote on the top left. It's great

44:12

guy who just fucked some reason. I

44:15

mean he does it for a living That's

44:17

so cool. Are there bees in there?

44:19

Yo, what the fuck? I

44:21

mean, I don't think no, this is not really a No,

44:25

no, no. No. Oh, yeah, I actually did

44:27

hear this Cleopatra. I something and we have

44:30

bees in there and it was budget Yeah,

44:32

I'll vibrate of bees in it Yeah, Cleopatra

44:34

is rumored to have quote-unquote invented the vibrator

44:36

by using a hollowed gourd filled with bees

44:38

But there's no historical proof of sports. No

44:41

way imagine crackhead shit Cleopatra,

44:43

dude. She had power She could just pointed

44:45

a man and be like maybe orgasm. Yeah,

44:47

that's maybe the first one. That's the first

44:49

one I

44:55

Hear for the gold rush. I know what I'm saying It's

44:58

like a telegram device. So cool. It's not like

45:00

a gauge on the top too. Oh, I'm so

45:02

stupid I just saw the dick. Yep. Oh

45:05

see and it just was like imagine you walk

45:07

in here girls You know plowed by R2D2. I

45:09

mean that is crazy that guy at the fucking

45:11

you like the US postal office like You

45:16

that's that's like his home that's like

45:18

you sit down Wally right there. Yeah, Wally straight

45:20

pipe in But now think

45:22

about technology now They're just like the size of like

45:24

a big lighter and they fucking do work I mean

45:26

they do so much to they still have like you

45:28

can buy so buy like the actual fuck machines that

45:31

are like Yeah, you set it up on your floor

45:33

and it's just like, you know, yeah

45:35

Yeah, that that you're tetanus shot when you come now

45:37

I think they have them so that like it'll like

45:39

link up to your I'm not actually twitch But like

45:41

your webcam stream and something that gives you money and

45:43

it'll like make it go faster. Good I think all

45:45

for the world that is in a perfect place in

45:48

2024. That's perfect. Why not? Yeah,

45:50

have some fucking weird guy in Virginia with thousands

45:52

of dollars paying money every single day to make

45:55

it come Yeah,

45:57

you know, it's weird. You ever like tip someone and think about where

45:59

that? Money's going I always think about that

46:01

and then I just linked what you just set up to that like so

46:03

you're a coffee shop You get a coffee say thank you so much. You

46:06

give them $2 tip They're using that $2

46:08

they make a woman on the twitch stream come

46:10

so you are essentially worse of all as a

46:12

property I just met a woman in Virginia come

46:15

well worse of all you tip somebody out of

46:17

coffee being in tea $2 and nobody's coming Nobody's

46:20

all for the tip. Oh, that's I'm saying. Yeah, that

46:22

is true. Let me get it Let me get a

46:24

moan if you go 40% I need a month God

46:26

damn Some

46:29

people just know it's easy to get

46:31

Allstate's best price online. They

46:34

also know where to get half-off pizzas on

46:36

Mondays, courtside seats

46:38

at nosebleed prices, and

46:42

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Illinois. Damn, I finally realized

46:59

why I don't like the

47:01

tipping anymore It's because with

47:03

the change jar you hear the money

47:06

go in and you're like it feels

47:08

validating You think so but but

47:10

now it's just an iPad. This is this is the sound of

47:12

tipping There isn't one you just

47:14

tap but we have 20% If you're

47:16

putting change in a cup if I'm making a coffee

47:18

and I hear change in a cup I'm making a

47:20

coffee shitty. No, but like think about the pre I'm

47:23

kind of with that You know, I mean if they're

47:25

not playing I play but the iPad days

47:27

when you put money in there like I Do

47:29

it that you do like yeah, and it

47:31

felt more like validating for both ends because then they're like,

47:34

oh he tips Now you just have a button. It's almost

47:36

expected Yeah, it doesn't mother because

47:38

I cold stone when you tip them. They've seen your

47:40

happy birthday. That is true I don't give

47:42

a shit. Also, what is me tipping you a

47:44

dog? I was singing happy birthday that is cold

47:46

soon What you're seeing that they'd like if you

47:48

tip them they'd have to sing Humiliating

47:51

oh, it's terrible. It's like jobs like that hot dog on

47:53

a stick. I go. Why are you doing this? Thousand

47:56

jobs out there Is

47:59

there any video? evidence on YouTube

48:01

yeah Don't tip song

48:03

the amount of times this guy has sung this with

48:05

a revolver in his mouth is crazy So

48:08

is this with any tip this

48:10

is the only thing you can do my the housing

48:12

crisis. They don't do this anymore You feel got flippin

48:14

shit in the back This

48:24

is what a tip you get you Coffee

48:27

makeup oh my god Yeah,

48:33

it's so degrading all over before they should

48:35

have a math school. This is like this

48:37

is not what bro. I'm just sorry I'm

48:39

just like what corporate like

48:41

fucking overlord goes and

48:44

then we make them sing We

48:47

will break them mentally. We will make them sing

48:49

for the customer a 32-cent

48:51

tip used to get you that dude. That's like

48:53

that is fucking like some 1800s like gee. Thanks

48:58

No, it's it's it's set. It's like type in

49:00

hot dog on a sick employee. Yeah, dude. Do

49:02

they think to know but they just look Yeah,

49:06

well they exist anymore. Uh

49:09

I don't know fuel house or did 13 years ago. Look

49:11

at those hats Look at those hats. Yeah, I had a homie

49:13

who worked at a hot dog on a stick. I Actually

49:16

feel like it looks cooler in this era. This is

49:18

like type in 2024. Whoa. Oh,

49:20

that's the original one I've been

49:22

there that corn dogs are fucking phenomenal. I'm sure

49:24

when your food is good I don't give a

49:26

fuck about your outfit think we wearing like literally

49:29

jumpsuit from prison. I bet cool Do you have

49:31

corn dogs? Imagine getting fired in that imagine getting

49:33

fired it imagine a motherfucker with the taller popcorn

49:35

bucket happy like you know You were late today

49:39

Late today. You're looking like sure you're

49:41

fucking the inside of a corn dog,

49:43

sir. Come on now Dad

49:45

all right. Well, that's different. Whoa

49:48

zoom in getting canned in the fucking hot

49:50

dog on a thing. Take your hat off

49:52

Yeah, exactly. And then you got to grab it from Four

49:56

feet above your head job is so degrading. Why do

49:58

you have to make them wear a? fucking parachute

50:00

is that a training pogo for the

50:02

actual you just

50:04

had it they had a girl like pump like

50:07

oh go down oh yeah yeah right there no no

50:09

sounds like OBGYN no

50:13

no that's the actual go up to two rows all

50:15

the way on the right oh wow

50:18

that's like a training deck it's

50:21

like now this one won't pump any lemonade you haven't earned

50:23

it yet this is just to get

50:25

your fucking but like arms prime I'm imagine

50:28

that's your fit you're having the

50:30

worst day ever your

50:32

dog just got hit by a four-wheeler is

50:35

a four-wheeler just any color moving on

50:37

yeah but then you gotta put that bright-ass outfit

50:39

on if I'm hungover I'm throwing

50:42

up on my t-shirt in the bucket yeah my

50:44

boy worked in one of these in high school

50:46

yeah it's mad funny every time you walk there

50:48

and yeah it was always so funny was like

50:51

they put because that's like to pump

50:53

the lemonade right I think I don't

50:55

know looks like an acne bomb yeah yeah

50:57

yeah that's the shit they kill

51:00

the road running yeah nah they would like

51:02

they put that thing like on a pedestal

51:04

so you were always my like my always

51:07

standing above the lemonade so that's why it

51:09

looks so terrible cuz like he's like elevated

51:11

that's so embarrassing yeah that like you're embarrassed

51:13

about especially when your homies would pull up

51:15

I mean I worked at a frozen yogurt

51:17

store so I wasn't embarrassed for shit I

51:20

was what anybody would what what

51:23

was your first job my first

51:25

job was technically

51:27

this is like so funny

51:29

so my parents they

51:32

fucked their money up in the housing

51:34

crisis like they over leverage like crazy

51:36

yeah and my mom bought a small

51:38

business off of someone it

51:41

was a such a shitty business so technically that was

51:43

my first job like

51:45

trying to help them with that it was like a

51:47

restaurant or was it it

51:49

was like selling like antique goods it was

51:51

so you're telling the whole about writers who

51:53

no no I wish did weren't that cool

51:56

it was like weird you

51:58

know candles and like Fucking

52:01

glass sculptures a

52:03

lot of stupid shit That

52:06

was that failed so then like my first Like

52:09

w2 corporate job was I was a cashier

52:11

at Bed Bath and Beyond no way. Yeah,

52:14

dude. Do people know that? Yeah,

52:16

yeah, such a random. Yeah It's

52:19

one of those jobs though that when you're always that

52:21

yeah, no, you're like,

52:23

oh man, yeah Fuck yeah, bro The

52:29

second interview is repeated dude, did you say

52:32

the second? No

52:38

One interview it's insane on the second

52:40

one they make you Fucking LA you

52:42

got callbacks for fucking Bed Bath and

52:44

Beyond And

52:46

beyond is what the fuck would it

52:48

be beyond is yeah the the second

52:51

interview they like slide you the sheet No,

52:54

it has like a picture of a letter

52:56

and they're like, are you willing to climb

52:58

ladders? Like they don't like detail what that

53:00

means so and you have to say

53:02

yeah, I'm addicted to methamphetamine. Don't worry about me on

53:05

yeah I'm a lot of

53:07

my back. Oh, it's not it. Yeah like

53:10

and so I and then my buddy

53:12

who's working there at the time He goes dude. You have to

53:14

say yes. Otherwise, you're not gonna get the job. Yeah, of course,

53:16

obviously So I say yeah And then you

53:19

like realize the first time you go up

53:21

on a ladder the ladders like fucking 15

53:23

feet high Oh, yeah, you're like bringing down

53:25

a crock-pot Like it's just the scariest shit

53:28

and are these ladders secured like the sliding

53:30

on nah. No, I gotta like wheel them

53:32

out Like my next question would

53:34

be like do you guys have insurance? Yeah go on

53:36

a ladder. Do you have insurance? Well, I'm you know,

53:39

I'm 15. I'm fucking stupid. I don't know that's those

53:41

questions. That's of course. Yeah, so hey

53:43

well No, it was like,

53:45

you know It was like

53:47

you paid like melton or some shit. Yeah, dude,

53:49

you got paid in candles and fucking bath bombs

53:55

Yeah, yeah, yeah damn yeah. And

53:57

when you start making content vine

53:59

vine days. Mine that was

54:01

like twenty. It's

54:04

so such a fucking blur. Our

54:06

and you are working when bomb

54:08

was out on. Yeah yeah, so.

54:10

I. Think I got on violently.

54:13

Actually, Made a couple in like twenty

54:15

ten and then I didn't make any

54:17

more until. Twenty. Four Telephoto

54:20

Ya it is. I realize I'm I'm making

54:22

videos for. Over ten years? Yeah,

54:24

that's another oh holy shit yeah. like

54:26

this is. More. Than a

54:28

decade? Yeah like a third of my life.

54:30

Holy fuck game years. Maybe I oughta get

54:32

shut the fuck out I was thing about

54:34

time in in duration of like college and

54:36

high school. like you've been making videos longer

54:38

than high school in college. like if you

54:40

think about how long you been in high

54:43

school thing for how long you feel you

54:45

know and then I had two years their

54:47

debts. So long did you make videos as

54:49

a kid. I did the or

54:51

yodeling take my like my mom and

54:53

dad camera and my to lieberman said

54:55

footage and then i was just run

54:57

around not or labs don't like whatever

54:59

our digital myself doing random shit whatever

55:01

you yeah out actually. Try. To

55:04

do i add some room so of

55:06

friends and then room tried like. A

55:09

made like weird sketches and my high

55:11

school really yeah and where did those

55:13

lists limits know where there was one

55:15

that we did for a was or

55:17

a platform out of that none of

55:19

know who's a fakes use many yeah

55:21

like and then for group project and

55:24

high school when he picked is like.

55:27

A specific a fuckin' eight minutes or

55:29

film about drugs. It was just it's

55:31

our don't borrow back down. Was like

55:34

for people in your class where do

55:36

those funny new and crossing your ear

55:38

norm in like we have like a

55:40

whole are going on. My buddy got

55:42

arrested or sit for what it is

55:44

so much on for your own like

55:46

as the overhead cam video tape like

55:48

Dv new they a D V film

55:50

camera via their someone says a kid.

55:53

And. then some stuff into every holiday or my

55:55

faint my wholesale be over be thanksgiving or christmas

55:57

i would always like just go away forever wanna

55:59

make It was like

56:01

some type of schedule. I had my little brother

56:03

in it. Yeah, like a Blair rich like which

56:06

spook one year And add your sister. Yeah And

56:09

I would play it for everyone like, you

56:12

know, just playing a snuff film for your

56:19

Really real no Rebecca You're

56:21

not paying for the credit Some

56:28

people just know it's easy to get

56:30

Allstate's best price online. They

56:33

also know where to get half-off pizzas on

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56:37

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56:57

yeah, I mean, yeah, I think it is

57:00

interesting at all just kind of gravitated Yeah,

57:02

and then my first time doing stand-up was

57:04

even if they're for a long time, right? Yeah,

57:06

I did stand up like I think

57:09

man again, it's like such a blur I think I started

57:11

I want to say like That's

57:18

like when I started getting into it and then

57:20

yeah kept going until we had met like when

57:22

you were at all-deaf. Yeah Yeah,

57:25

then I was like still doing it And

57:28

then when the when the team G stuff took

57:30

off. Yeah, I just kind of felt

57:32

like I couldn't focus on it because I

57:34

was still like working as like a programmer and

57:36

then I Got laid off

57:38

and then I kind of just had

57:41

to focus on like what made money I don't

57:43

know like mentally. I was like, yeah, I can't

57:45

like right blessing that you got fired from that

57:47

right kind of yeah Yeah, definitely took your hat

57:49

off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to hot dog.

57:51

Yeah, bitch. We knew a podcast I'm all your

57:53

I just vivid memory me you I want

57:57

to say Vic. Beretta.

58:01

Fat Burger and Clover City after some open

58:03

mike. Oh yeah

58:05

yeah that are deserve a might fanatic flies from

58:08

were eating fat burger when names like the first

58:10

time is it like and my together yeah. On.

58:13

Attorney wise to like other five memories my

58:15

head and that's one of them. Yeah, yeah,

58:17

Oliver. Anything. Else for like some

58:19

your those early days like when. Vine

58:21

was working but no one like really knew

58:24

you when you could still go do stand

58:26

up and like be the a the out

58:28

on our that their pocket of time was

58:30

really interested. I remember. Me:

58:32

You and Cody went to west side k of

58:34

a Mike and Mike he was like looking around

58:36

to be I have fought should I do I

58:39

want to go up to add that to people

58:41

noom at the point out of I. Would.

58:43

Image do it. But then you know you

58:45

understand what he was going to offer. Gather.

58:48

Yeah. Zealand fight on in followers at that.

58:50

Oh yeah of course like using the crop you've

58:52

already looking at m fear in my in my

58:54

or as do the thing but I'm I can't

58:56

you now know what I know Nordic fuck no

58:58

yeah governed as he said yeah down as a

59:01

result when he was a Marina del Rey with

59:03

for host rather not get her own yeah to

59:05

like that read the pirate restaurant. Whatever the higher

59:07

like to I don't have the option of going

59:09

to do you will della. Ah like

59:12

set a have was that when I you

59:14

would have met you I miss the now

59:16

Taoism he has you dowager for yeah dame

59:18

they were on viable that is the news

59:21

as a Marina del Rey of in a

59:23

restaurant still exists the demo Santer. Ah,

59:26

It looks like it's like bamboo and others

59:28

like Marina del rey level and others. yeah

59:30

there is. The worst part is so it

59:32

was an open mike. and as

59:34

if it was like him in bought

59:37

now it was again in voluntarily one

59:39

because there would be families eating dinner

59:41

soldier horse fantasy within like five o'clock

59:43

on a matter of my head i

59:45

was like all august the kids yeah

59:48

and i'll get a parody i didn't

59:50

find it i'm really curious now ah

59:52

they had proper stays that way or

59:54

how are your wealth yeah i the

59:56

and et al route oh my god

59:59

mode the snow Oh, yeah, you're going

1:00:01

to tonight and I was at all the digital and I

1:00:03

think Yeah,

1:00:05

it's top left Yeah,

1:00:08

bro. Yeah, it's like yeah. Yeah, I remember had

1:00:10

these boxes behind you on bed But it's like

1:00:12

no but but people are eating dinner. Oh, yeah.

1:00:14

I p.m. It's like an involuntary

1:00:16

like who who put this on was it just

1:00:18

some random like I don't know It's like I

1:00:21

don't know who's producing it Yeah, click

1:00:23

that one Yeah,

1:00:25

that looks like a kind of a but so the table

1:00:27

go right there Wow It was

1:00:29

a proper venue that

1:00:31

like could have had some momentum dinner I feel is

1:00:33

a Generous word

1:00:35

because it was more like early

1:00:38

afternoon Well, it was like Sun was up

1:00:40

man Sun was up It was on Mondays

1:00:42

and people who are somewhere it was Sun

1:00:44

was hitting into the room like it's like

1:00:47

daytime comedy. Yeah Remember

1:00:49

like those are the places we'd go is daytime

1:00:51

comedy to people who don't want it Yeah, also

1:00:53

the people who are drinking on a Monday Yeah,

1:00:55

it's a certain type of person who go gets

1:00:57

a daiquiri on a Monday. Yeah, you're your doctor

1:00:59

I remember one time we went there was like

1:01:02

there was a dad and His

1:01:05

son in there and I remember the

1:01:07

dad was like chuckling at all of us Like

1:01:09

he was like he was fucking with it and

1:01:11

this kid was kind of oblivious I remember that

1:01:13

like clear. I don't know why I just thought

1:01:15

of that place But yeah, that was god damn

1:01:17

you guys go there a bunch couple times Yeah,

1:01:19

it was I bought burned out pretty quick like

1:01:21

I think enough comics I was working in Culver

1:01:23

City and I think you lived in and

1:01:26

around that area. Yeah. Yeah, and this was

1:01:28

a marina So it was easy to open

1:01:30

mic after work is like relatively close. Yeah,

1:01:32

but yeah, it was it was one

1:01:34

of those places We're like you'd either leave

1:01:36

it by why am I doing this or you're like that

1:01:38

was not bad Like the setup wasn't bad No, it's funny

1:01:41

back in the day Like you would literally get off stage

1:01:43

like that wasn't bad and that was like enough to keep

1:01:45

you going I mean, that wasn't it wasn't too bad. Yeah,

1:01:47

I got one laugh at a five minutes I

1:01:50

do those early years of stand-up every single time

1:01:52

was like I'm gonna fucking kill myself Every

1:01:55

single time I said it's thousand. I'll be amount access already in

1:01:57

New York the amount of times I would walk around West Village.

1:01:59

I like to In the morning be like

1:02:01

what the fuck am I doing yeah?

1:02:03

Yeah? Yeah, like I'll do shows here We

1:02:06

should go do one Do

1:02:09

we should? Like

1:02:21

if it was nighttime and set up right like it

1:02:23

would be We should suss it

1:02:26

out. Well. We should do a weird a

1:02:28

new material weird ass nice Call the warehouse

1:02:30

dude West Side's got some fun crowds anyways

1:02:32

You know that be dude that be fucking

1:02:34

sick, but if you go to a lot

1:02:36

of photos Gabe I'm pretty sure it's to

1:02:39

store. Yeah, you can see right up there.

1:02:41

Oh wow this kind of looks like city

1:02:43

city winery So do work. Okay? Yeah, it's

1:02:45

it. It doesn't look Wow,

1:02:48

what am I serving up comedy who ran

1:02:50

it was named LG. I remember that okay

1:02:54

Yeah, dude. I'm telling you I know

1:02:56

they know they know they know I Think

1:02:59

I think they like wow oh I

1:03:02

think they did like a legit show certain days

1:03:04

is this still happening or no Hard

1:03:07

to tell that mean that that video this video on

1:03:09

YouTube was uploaded a year ago I don't know when

1:03:11

it was filmed, but um well I

1:03:14

think we should just do it like driving

1:03:16

up it looks sick. There's like a boat There's

1:03:18

like there's and you can see the marina behind

1:03:20

of all the boats about so funny We should

1:03:23

just pack this out like us

1:03:25

three and like two other comics We should all just do

1:03:27

like you know we so fun that be so fun I

1:03:30

mean I had you on the last one I've been

1:03:32

doing these like pop up like kind of work into

1:03:34

it you're like they're fun as fuck Yeah, it's great

1:03:36

to be yeah crowd like knows you're working on new

1:03:38

shit There's like a certain like air yeah, if you

1:03:40

do it in a fucking place called the warehouse So

1:03:43

you can see how bright it is based on yeah,

1:03:45

son coming in from the right hand side Yeah, that's

1:03:47

not a spotlight. Yeah, yeah, son We

1:03:49

have to walk out those windows, but doing open

1:03:51

mics early on and you see a stage when

1:03:53

she get excited You're like oh yeah, yeah, that's funny

1:03:55

too cuz it's like oh we have a stage. It's all

1:03:57

this is legit venue. Yeah How

1:04:00

always something off I remember the ice house open

1:04:03

mic the it was on Saturdays

1:04:06

No, it was the the audition.

1:04:09

It was like 2015 For

1:04:11

whatever reason it was that like 3 p.m. On a Saturday. They didn't

1:04:13

have a microphone Like the sound guy

1:04:16

wasn't there so you'd have to a cappella that bitch

1:04:18

not hold a candle But make it feel like a

1:04:20

mic really yeah, just so you could feel like you're

1:04:22

holding something God That's

1:04:24

awesome. But you but you like you need all

1:04:26

this shit. Yeah, like you need all these nights,

1:04:28

right? All right, so understand how to do it

1:04:30

now. Yeah, but it's like bro. You think back

1:04:32

like fuck dude I had like you the

1:04:34

amount of time I think about how did I keep going? Like

1:04:37

the amount of bombs I had earlier how how did I

1:04:40

wake up and go? Yeah? Yeah, this is what I'm supposed

1:04:42

to do Yeah, this checks out. I did a big for

1:04:44

12 minutes straight It's also

1:04:46

funny that you flip the point of view on like

1:04:48

what your parents think of your friends think your girlfriend

1:04:50

things at the Times like yeah, you're performing for three

1:04:52

people You

1:04:55

can't the amount of time that I try to

1:04:57

explain to my dad like there's no my dad's

1:04:59

like a businessman There's no fucking way that he

1:05:01

would he's like. Oh, yeah three people like what's

1:05:03

the yeah? Yeah, what's the end goal here? Yeah

1:05:05

five people like I don't I don't get it

1:05:08

That's crushing it. Do you guys have like a lot

1:05:10

of conversations with your parents about your stand-up career? Kinda

1:05:13

yeah kind of remember the first time I told him I

1:05:15

was gonna quit they're like, okay I quit my job to

1:05:18

do stone full-time. They're like alright. Yeah, let's do

1:05:20

you got health care at all deaths like that's not Yeah,

1:05:22

and then the second time I brought it up It was

1:05:24

like a year or two later, and that's why I have

1:05:26

some moments my videos and they're like yeah, we

1:05:29

see this coming Yeah, what about you? It

1:05:31

was never like my parents are just kind of

1:05:34

Relationships weird, but I could just tell them I'm doing anything and

1:05:36

they'd be like alright Yeah,

1:05:39

my mom is like super supportive wherever whatever I want to

1:05:41

do you know She's like oh you want to work on

1:05:43

hot dog gonna stick like cool My

1:05:45

dad's little business oriented, but they're not like overbearing where if

1:05:47

I said something they'd be like no you're not gonna Yeah,

1:05:49

I just like also like they're all in DC and I'm

1:05:52

in New York at the time So I said what are

1:05:54

you gonna do something to do it's like yeah, you're not

1:05:56

like floating me a financialist You really honestly can't tell me

1:05:58

to do anything. Yeah, but But yeah, I

1:06:00

mean I've there's definitely come to have my dad where he was like well You

1:06:03

know let's uh, what's just like kind of like

1:06:05

what's the five-year plan here? Yeah, and I remember every

1:06:07

single time was like if I look back and I'm

1:06:09

like, okay I'm growing just in terms of even like

1:06:11

funny or like credits or whatever then I think I'm

1:06:13

fine Yeah, that was always like the benchmark to be

1:06:15

like I'm not making a billion dollars, but I'm least

1:06:17

I'm I'm growing here Yeah, that was always the benchmark

1:06:20

but like but yeah, they never really told me not

1:06:22

to whatever. Yeah, hot dog on a stick That's what

1:06:24

they should have called that vibrating machine. You pulled up

1:06:27

There it is. Yeah, there it is timing was

1:06:30

not good Man

1:06:33

it ripped. Thank you. But you're like you're like

1:06:35

super back in to stand if you you said you'd like

1:06:37

took a little break Yeah, cuz well

1:06:39

when Cody and I went on tour like our

1:06:41

teams You started kind of doing its thing and

1:06:43

I was pretty focused on that and then I

1:06:45

was like trying to grow my youtube channel Cuz

1:06:47

we're just getting a lot of traction there and

1:06:49

I was like, okay Maybe I should

1:06:52

just focus on this I can get paid that way

1:06:54

and then we started touring and that was like a

1:06:56

variety show But there was like a significant portion

1:06:58

of it where I would just basically do like a 13-minute

1:07:00

set Oh say about how I

1:07:02

got like circumcised at 12 years old Yeah,

1:07:06

yeah I mean I have

1:07:08

so many questions. Yeah. Yeah, so you think it's weird that I

1:07:10

have a doctor if I send dick pegs Too I didn't say

1:07:12

it was weird. I just thought I was curious Yeah,

1:07:15

yeah, yeah, I don't think you're what seventh grade

1:07:17

be like a fade me up doc. Yeah, that's

1:07:19

literally Yeah, yeah Was it like a like a

1:07:21

medical issue or were you like I want less?

1:07:23

I mean part of the bit was like I'm

1:07:25

waiting for wrestling. Well, yeah No,

1:07:28

I mean like I my foreskin was getting

1:07:30

just long and then I did

1:07:33

this I continually grow for some people

1:07:35

it does Oh, yeah, for some people

1:07:37

you end up looking like an anteater

1:07:39

So I was getting some long

1:07:41

foreskin and it's freaking me out. How do you bring that

1:07:43

to your parents? I was just

1:07:45

I was like, yo, I gotta see a dog. You're

1:07:47

like, check this out dad. Yeah. Look at this Yeah,

1:07:49

that's what the remote went Yeah,

1:07:53

it doesn't beyond that's what beyond Actually,

1:07:57

so yeah, I was like You

1:08:00

know, I need

1:08:03

to get seen for this. I go to the doctor and

1:08:06

part of it also is like the

1:08:08

insurance won't cover it. They

1:08:11

come on. It's considered cosmetic.

1:08:13

Yeah. Yeah. But isn't that ironic

1:08:15

insurance won't cover it? Yeah,

1:08:18

they won't cover it. If it's like the

1:08:21

skin either has to be like too long or

1:08:23

has to be like some complication. Does somebody come

1:08:25

out from insurance and be like, yeah, that's pretty

1:08:27

short. Well, bro, so it was like

1:08:30

I say this in the bit that I was doing, but

1:08:33

the doctor actually like he grabbed my foreskin

1:08:35

like he pinched it and he like pulled

1:08:37

it down and he said, yeah, that's getting

1:08:39

pretty long. And that was like him covering

1:08:42

all of our asses legally. You

1:08:44

know, I don't know if he meant that. I don't

1:08:46

know if my foreskin is actually too long, but

1:08:49

it felt like it was getting long for me. What

1:08:51

a crazy day in like seventh grade. Yeah. Yeah. Well,

1:08:53

I mean, dude, I'm like, I'm dead inside. So I

1:08:55

had literally had this doctor like holding my foreskin. I

1:08:57

just didn't give a shit. I was like, all right.

1:09:00

Did you get to dead inside about this? No,

1:09:03

I think I've always I've always just kind of been like,

1:09:06

I mean, my family's kind of crazy. So I

1:09:08

think I learned early on to kind of like

1:09:10

suppress things. Yeah. Yeah. So your intro that

1:09:12

you had, did you just like the vision on that

1:09:14

or was that from? Oh, like for what I did

1:09:16

to promote my special. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was me

1:09:18

just like it was kind of like alluding to this

1:09:21

stuff. I was going to joke about in the second

1:09:23

half. Okay. Yeah. So it was like sort of like

1:09:26

silhouettes into how I grew up. Yeah.

1:09:28

You have a great eye for cinematic stuff. Oh, thank you.

1:09:30

Really do man. Like I was going to say, even

1:09:33

like the like the promo for

1:09:35

like the the the the. Hot love. Yeah.

1:09:37

For all that. Like all that

1:09:39

stuff. The TMG stuff, your individual stuff. It is. It

1:09:42

all seems very into your to take your word. Like

1:09:44

it all seems very like cinematic. Yeah. Thanks. Tell me

1:09:46

stuff when like you and Cody both change your profile

1:09:48

photos on the same day. I'm like, why did we

1:09:50

think of that? So it's good. Just like stuff like

1:09:53

that. Where it's like, oh, this is changing the show.

1:09:55

It's changing. It's funny. I really wanted to the first

1:09:57

time we did that was when we released Sophia and.

1:10:00

Oh, I got I I spent game to her the

1:10:03

robot she rejected me. Oh the

1:10:05

robot bitch Oh, you're talking about

1:10:07

the actual robot. Yeah, who are you talking about? Oh,

1:10:09

I thought he's referring to the fucking dancer that played

1:10:11

the robot in our music video No,

1:10:15

no, so I'm out there with that Sophia

1:10:18

I did this video with Eric. Yes. Yes

1:10:20

with the actual robot actual robot Yes,

1:10:22

yes, and I don't know if Amazon's controlling

1:10:25

people at Amazon go there's no way that

1:10:27

this robot wasn't Yeah, but yeah,

1:10:30

I met her we didn't hit it off. But

1:10:32

yeah made for a phone video The

1:10:34

guys did it Sophia. Oh, yeah, no, I am

1:10:38

When I first came up with that initially we couldn't

1:10:40

hire an artist in time but what I wanted to

1:10:42

do is get like robot eyes and I

1:10:45

wanted me and Cody to each have them and then

1:10:47

we would post simultaneously My goal was

1:10:50

like hopefully we would line up on people's Instagrams

1:10:53

eyes looking at them like through their

1:10:55

phone, right But

1:11:02

yeah, no man, I appreciate it. Yeah Right

1:11:08

now I think we're just like focused

1:11:10

on the podcast thing for me like yeah stand

1:11:12

up and then you told me you're slowing down The

1:11:14

YouTube a little bit. Yeah, I just want to

1:11:16

focus on hotlabs. I am gonna start posting

1:11:19

again on YouTube I'm gonna start like

1:11:21

a different channel. It's gonna be pretty

1:11:23

like speaking to cinematics. We pretty like

1:11:26

dystopian vibe. Yeah Yeah,

1:11:28

I don't want to say too much but Yeah,

1:11:31

it'll be it's gonna be interesting. It's cool. You're

1:11:33

doing like passion projects. You're not stuff We're like,

1:11:35

you see what Jojo see what looks like today.

1:11:37

Yeah Want

1:11:40

to do yeah hotlabs is purely

1:11:42

a passion project. Yeah, not like

1:11:46

You're doing it because you're like, oh well if

1:11:48

this talk show works and then Like

1:11:52

this feels very native to you, which is great Yeah,

1:11:54

the show is like yeah, thanks man Yeah, the show

1:11:56

the hotlabs is uh, we're like in a bit of

1:11:58

a holding pattern because it's like It's

1:12:00

tough to set up because like

1:12:02

the next episode I have planned

1:12:04

it's like gonna be like

1:12:07

essentially a full-size track Alright,

1:12:09

I'm gonna rent out like like this warehouse It's

1:12:11

got a massive parking lot and we're gonna hook

1:12:13

it up to the street So well the first

1:12:15

season was not just in like downtown. Yeah, I

1:12:17

mean like season you put it in quotes, but

1:12:20

yeah The first the early episodes. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it

1:12:22

was just like in a parking lot. Did you

1:12:24

ever like go to like? Oh Oh

1:12:30

Oh, yeah, like go cards there. Could you just be

1:12:32

like let me well the current desk

1:12:34

is like it'd be too wide It's too fast.

1:12:36

How fast the it looks so fast. I mean

1:12:38

now it's It's

1:12:42

it's quick it it'll probably Like

1:12:45

70 yo, yeah, it

1:12:48

could it could bro. I

1:12:51

hope that bitches well Yeah, no,

1:12:53

no, it's like a custom chassis and it's

1:12:55

like yeah, it's it's very it's built by

1:12:57

like a really shot this guy Gary

1:13:00

Castillo, he's a really smart like like

1:13:03

race car builder engineer On

1:13:06

the normal streets I could yeah You

1:13:11

should I just I typically wear like like

1:13:13

safety goggles cuz it's like you'll get debris

1:13:15

But yeah, it's fast, but you ever take

1:13:17

it. So just like a Wendy's real quick

1:13:19

I want to but I'm really paranoid of

1:13:22

like getting like a cop like because

1:13:24

I don't want them like take the car away And though

1:13:26

true true true Okay,

1:13:29

I'm gonna do you on a desk yeah, yeah,

1:13:32

yeah, but I've always thought like doing work What

1:13:34

the fuck I always thought it'd be really good promo to

1:13:36

like drive it around and maybe that's what I need to

1:13:39

do You should well just like find a street That's like

1:13:41

residential enough and just have somebody film it and put like

1:13:43

the snapchat title on the bros driving a desk Yeah, yeah,

1:13:45

I figured out like there are I don't want to say

1:13:47

it here because I don't want to give it away But

1:13:49

there are ways I could drive it on the street. That's

1:13:52

awesome. Yeah, I really like that I think that would be

1:13:54

great promo seeing that in the car pulling on

1:13:56

the 405. Yeah. Yeah I've had

1:13:58

like such insane ideas to promote So

1:14:00

like right now we have some

1:14:02

guests that like want to do it, but

1:14:04

their schedules are crazy Yeah, I'm kind of

1:14:07

like in dinner Ricardo, which is massive. Yeah,

1:14:09

the guy dude. It's funny people

1:14:12

were so I've

1:14:14

never really gotten a chance to like speak

1:14:16

about this, but basically We

1:14:20

got there and we were thinking we're gonna

1:14:22

have like a private 30 minutes

1:14:24

with him Yeah But it ended up

1:14:26

being like a crowd was already formed

1:14:29

around the track. Oh, yeah Yeah,

1:14:33

yeah, so it was like they locked off, you

1:14:35

know Broadway and then as We

1:14:37

what we did also didn't know was that there

1:14:39

were gonna be speakers all up and down the

1:14:41

track and all the bars were Open so there's

1:14:43

music everywhere So there's only one

1:14:46

part of the track where like I could really like hear

1:14:48

his voice into the microphone and then on top of That

1:14:50

the funny thing was is as I was driving. I noticed

1:14:53

he seemed to be very uncomfortable Cuz

1:14:55

I like he's not driving So when I go fast

1:14:57

it seemed to be like kind of clamming him up

1:14:59

and Daniel if you see this you can maybe correct

1:15:01

me On this but yeah, he seemed to be clamming

1:15:04

up as I was trying to talk to him. Oh,

1:15:06

yeah He's just calculating every yeah Here

1:15:08

she's like if I die lose this one and I

1:15:10

thought of my daughter my son and I thought it'd

1:15:12

be funny I was like I was fucking with him,

1:15:15

but I was like, oh you're like

1:15:17

my first big guest This is the first time I've

1:15:19

done it in this car Oh hilarious like trying to

1:15:21

be funny and he didn't like no fly that as

1:15:23

a joke I would definitely not find the joke. I'm

1:15:25

like man. You couldn't rip this with like fucking yeah

1:15:27

kid rock Yeah,

1:15:31

we I did oh you didn't get declined Oh

1:15:33

for real No,

1:15:35

I think he just he had to do like

1:15:38

a bunch of driving later so he was like,

1:15:40

it's not crazy He's like I'm gonna rest my

1:15:42

good feet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, damn. Well, yeah,

1:15:44

it's always some caveat where Where

1:15:46

the fuck was I? Oh, I did some

1:15:48

shit at with Gary V at his conference where I

1:15:51

want to film the thing and this whole team We

1:15:53

talked before it. Yeah, we'll get your private booth quiet

1:15:55

whatever you need and you get there and you're like

1:15:57

Hey, where's that booth and they're like, yeah, we're not

1:15:59

gonna be able to Bitch, I flew to

1:16:01

Indianapolis. Yeah, yeah. And it's loud as fuck. You

1:16:03

get opposite of what you want. Yeah. And then

1:16:05

somehow you go through the edit, and you're like,

1:16:07

ah, I guess we got something good

1:16:09

enough here. Yeah. And so you got that with

1:16:11

that? Yeah, I think with that, it was

1:16:14

kind of a crazy audible, because

1:16:16

basically Red Bull, shout out Red Bull,

1:16:20

they're. Red

1:16:22

Bull is massively. They're going to send me a lot of stuff too. They're

1:16:25

massively supportive of the project, and they're

1:16:27

always trying to find ways to get

1:16:29

involved. So

1:16:32

my guy AJ, he hit me up, and he

1:16:34

goes, yo, let's get

1:16:36

the desk out for the show run. And I'm like,

1:16:38

that's crazy. And so

1:16:40

it was kind of a scramble. We had to figure out

1:16:43

a transport to get

1:16:45

the fucking desk there. And where was

1:16:47

it? The desk is in

1:16:49

LA, but we had to go to Nashville. So we

1:16:52

had to scramble to find. How'd you get

1:16:55

it? I was just putting it in the back of a trailer? You

1:16:57

should fly that. We hired a luxury car transport. So

1:17:03

yeah, they transport race cars and rare vintage

1:17:05

cars. So

1:17:07

funny. You're up there with a Veyron Bugatti.

1:17:09

No, bro. When they loaded it, because

1:17:12

those trucks, they're like two stories. So

1:17:14

they loaded it where you would put an Indy car, a

1:17:17

formula car. It was in the roof. In

1:17:20

the lower portion, there was a vintage

1:17:22

Land Rover in there that probably sold for, I

1:17:24

don't know, 250 grand or some shit. Yeah,

1:17:26

it was pretty insane. So

1:17:28

we had that. And then when AJ hit

1:17:31

us up, we were in the next iteration

1:17:33

of building the desk. And so we weren't

1:17:35

quite there yet. So we had to scramble

1:17:37

to get parts, get the build complete, and

1:17:40

then arrange the transport. And then when we

1:17:42

got there, it's

1:17:45

electric. So they were spraying down the course

1:17:47

with water. So there was that aspect to

1:17:50

it. So there was just a lot that

1:17:52

we learned. But it was a thing where

1:17:54

you weren't going to say no. And

1:17:57

was Daniel a fan of you beforehand, or you reached

1:17:59

out? No, I just kind of like pitched this

1:18:01

team and they really liked the idea and they're like

1:18:04

just supportive of it So they're like, yeah come out.

1:18:06

It's great. I didn't handle the audio They

1:18:09

didn't sound bad. I'd be pissed. I would shut

1:18:11

up. Oh, we just rigged up like a ton

1:18:13

of fail safes Yeah, that's why I was driving

1:18:15

like with like that was like kind of an

1:18:17

audible to where I was like Let me just

1:18:19

get a handheld mic just in case. Yeah. Yeah.

1:18:21

Well the next episode I got planned It's like

1:18:23

yeah, it's gonna be like flat out and whoever

1:18:25

it is I mean, it'll

1:18:27

be safe, but I'm definitely gonna scare him a

1:18:29

little bit Special

1:18:35

man, thanks. Oh good. Thanks man. Thank you. Yeah,

1:18:37

that's been it's been cooking. It was yeah boys

1:18:41

Like 1.1 point 2. It's like 1.2. Now. Yeah, that's incredible

1:18:44

light And

1:18:47

they're funny. Thanks. Isn't it the worst when you're like, man,

1:18:49

I don't want to post good and then they you're like

1:18:51

Oh you watch him back. Yeah. Oh wait, I'm good I

1:18:55

was like, I was looking through footage like I want

1:18:58

to go through footage. Oh, this is a fun

1:19:00

moment Yeah, great. Have the hardest time with that.

1:19:02

Yeah. Well, it's almost like You

1:19:05

want somebody else to watch it and be like,

1:19:07

hey, this is what I found funny because I

1:19:09

know what I think is funny Yeah, but sometimes

1:19:11

it's not that yeah Like sometimes I

1:19:13

just want to give a show to an editor and

1:19:15

be like hey clip out five of your favorite moments

1:19:17

Yeah, and then they bring it back and you go.

1:19:19

Oh, I agree Yeah, then if you both agree, then

1:19:21

you're like sets a clip but sometimes I'm looking at

1:19:23

it Sometimes it's just like listening about your own stuff.

1:19:25

It's like yeah, it's like I would rather somebody

1:19:27

edit Something

1:19:30

of mine because I'm not gonna know the

1:19:32

changes they take Yeah, versus when

1:19:34

I edit I like I what's it called when you

1:19:36

like over obsess on something? I'm like perfectionism Yeah It's

1:19:38

like I over on like one line or one thing

1:19:40

one audio blip and then if somebody give it to

1:19:42

me back and they Didn't have that clip in there.

1:19:44

I wouldn't even notice. Yeah, so it's like

1:19:46

I like Adam I'm so but I also like to give it to yeah

1:19:49

I'd like to the editor or higher is a

1:19:51

stand-up too. So It's like almost like he goes

1:19:53

be well He just he just he edits with

1:19:55

me a lot of times and I'll just hear

1:19:57

him laughing and then I'm like look. Mike

1:20:00

Mcginn a looking for laughing at her and then

1:20:02

I'm like this is I didn't to me on

1:20:04

this is fine yeah but he's a number this

1:20:06

is like this made me laugh that's why clinical

1:20:08

like morning and I couldn't like wanted you to

1:20:10

get out both part of the on know yeah.

1:20:13

Era for Yeah Man, it's funny when you

1:20:15

post your first one, your first i stab

1:20:17

quip and it crushes and you're like. Oh.

1:20:20

Yeah I guess is. Yeah. Period.

1:20:22

Or alone. Yo yo yo one eyed

1:20:24

the one I had posted like a

1:20:26

month ago that Nine Eleven Operate On

1:20:28

is great. Yeah, I mean that this

1:20:30

was so. I'm. That. Was

1:20:32

like such a funny thing is a half an hour like. Art.

1:20:35

Thou five a decent yeah and this one

1:20:37

fucking turbo but it's great and I think

1:20:39

it's It's also for some people that know

1:20:41

you through T, M G and whatever else

1:20:44

am I know that you didn't want you

1:20:46

to. For Dexter to make of this is.

1:20:49

Of what Yeah yeah yeah how cool is that

1:20:51

right? As everyone does lot absent more people ami

1:20:53

not now the level of more human you from

1:20:55

like that world yeah how cool would that have

1:20:57

like I also do this and is like a

1:20:59

major part of my life. Yeah yeah I mean

1:21:01

that that's been great I think was that I'd

1:21:03

like obviously I think. Inside.

1:21:05

I feel like I'm of my core. I've always

1:21:08

been like a standard, yet I still think my

1:21:10

brain is in a place. Where am. I.

1:21:13

Don't know, I'm still. I put some of the

1:21:15

stripes on to like really feeling I can call

1:21:17

myself that but I mean that as the you

1:21:19

know I've had plenty of com is like your

1:21:22

stand of like yeah, you're fine hour later yeah.

1:21:24

The I'm like I'm going to New

1:21:26

York and main like to hang out

1:21:28

there for two weeks already. have lost

1:21:30

their yes and than I'm We were

1:21:32

both Austin and do couple home. he

1:21:34

says his leg loki thousand yeah that's

1:21:36

a feel like that's the part. I

1:21:38

didn't get that I. Really? Want

1:21:40

to have is like. Some. just

1:21:43

those pockets of time reads like grain and

1:21:45

spots indiana like maybe only a few people

1:21:47

know where i'll kind of miss those days

1:21:49

sometimes like to the over my days where

1:21:51

he like to know if you're going to

1:21:53

get have gotten some shit out yeah i

1:21:55

mean it's like you know that i'm romanticizing

1:21:57

and for certain is in ruff a surrender

1:21:59

or yeah I definitely had some of those where I

1:22:01

was like leaving at I remember the one it was on the

1:22:03

weekends It's at like midnight and if you got up it was

1:22:05

like the best of minutes was a packed room Yeah, and then

1:22:07

you wouldn't get up and you're driving home at 2 a.m. Yeah

1:22:11

Yeah early 20s. Yeah, all my friends

1:22:13

are out hammered. Yeah, I'm fun And

1:22:15

I'm just sitting there just in fucking

1:22:17

Burbank being like oh, no, you're

1:22:19

just watching. Can I remember the other door? It

1:22:22

was a it was an open mic in Burbank. It was

1:22:24

like in a bar Um, it

1:22:27

was it was special because you could email ahead

1:22:29

of time and they would tell you where you

1:22:32

were Yeah, like on the lineup. Yes. It was

1:22:34

like 20 people Yeah,

1:22:36

yeah, I think I think I know the

1:22:39

good night. There was other door. Yes. Yes

1:22:41

energy I'm up but the good

1:22:43

night had the same system. I think yeah, I'm Yeah,

1:22:45

you could like email in I always thought that was so

1:22:48

you can find your little like loops Yeah, and that was

1:22:50

like the real early days like kind of being like I

1:22:52

stand up like hustle You're like I can sign up for

1:22:54

this one at six. Yeah, I spot won't be too eight

1:22:56

But I can do a seven o'clock before that you're doing

1:22:58

all this calculation I'm gonna be there he can sign me

1:23:00

up for yeah And

1:23:02

then you realize you're on a bus stop by yourself Mom

1:23:06

at all The

1:23:09

bus bench me in the scab it about We're

1:23:12

the same person. Yeah, we're the same. I have

1:23:14

parents and you don't it's literally the only day

1:23:16

I do that whole loop and you never get

1:23:18

up. Yeah Yeah, they did

1:23:20

the slotted you guys I don't know That

1:23:23

was like they did you started sign up online. Yeah,

1:23:25

they started like the online sign up words It's like

1:23:27

you do whatever there's like ten spots you can sign

1:23:29

up like 24 hours before whatever So like it there's

1:23:31

no like oh am I gonna get up? It's like

1:23:33

this is the lineup Which is something that I don't

1:23:35

know why the hell they didn't do before yeah,

1:23:37

but it was like it changed the whole game

1:23:40

Yeah, there's a lot of older comics were like

1:23:42

just fucking you gotta wait out in line Yeah,

1:23:44

and then you're like I guess is a more

1:23:46

efficient way to go about this Yeah,

1:23:49

I live right. I live right by the laugh at

1:23:51

three So like I sit still that still see like

1:23:53

the open micers that line up at left. There's like

1:23:55

dog There's like a hundred people deep and 98 of

1:23:57

them are Insane.

1:24:00

Well. That's one where people go on google and they

1:24:02

live anywhere in the world. They go comedy, open

1:24:04

mike and on the army up. am I going

1:24:06

to get famous and then they got oh no

1:24:08

that are they like It's kind of like how

1:24:10

kill Tony's getting were inside they were doing. If

1:24:12

I go there and I have a good sir

1:24:14

I am now Eddie Murphy's young so a lot

1:24:16

of that people would have left but I have

1:24:19

to fly in for this year. the i mean

1:24:21

family killed on he watches and we were only

1:24:23

reduced down by someone say hi Tony and they're

1:24:25

like yeah are right yeah oh did you that

1:24:27

on Iraq was the shows mass another get less

1:24:29

as usually get. Hundreds of sinus and it'll just

1:24:31

louis be somebody who is I guess my for

1:24:33

some ever do we stand up or I just

1:24:35

wanna say hi amidst the santa? They don't have

1:24:37

a minute. Big. Another or the just

1:24:39

literally and st League in the same personally

1:24:42

glittery legs. fisher of medicine methamphetamines can talk

1:24:44

as is that, and they just like Mandelson

1:24:46

minutes and internally. okay. Calm down.

1:24:48

What's happening, What's your stories? But he's not going to

1:24:51

kick him off because it's like. The

1:24:53

minute is not. As part of

1:24:55

the show things most of the interview that p

1:24:57

the second is as like Draven in after Shows.

1:25:00

Like. I. Like done that a

1:25:02

little bit more recently would email thing itself on

1:25:04

like I'd and I wasn't used and. I'm.

1:25:07

A like don't weekend with Anna

1:25:09

is. My home is I had

1:25:11

he introduced me to his boys and like they

1:25:13

started club called a secret to have yet. To

1:25:16

go up on those Ah yeah like

1:25:19

one night timing commonly worked on a

1:25:21

one night but like yeah the two

1:25:23

times have been a Houston last two

1:25:25

times like after the show is fuckin.

1:25:27

I'm at the like the big theater

1:25:29

on last year. I. Was just like

1:25:31

gone from like the matter rooms like a small

1:25:33

room gadget. I'm dying or five minutes. I know

1:25:35

Why did I like a real i crave like

1:25:37

the fuck in the hills and time for ill

1:25:39

yeah like I have nothing huge the last time

1:25:41

I did of i'm lucky to have no fucking

1:25:44

really one in the morning to cause yeah there's

1:25:46

a good one said drunk people to sit in

1:25:48

in there and our noses fun sometimes you brinjal

1:25:50

yes do have done that before yeah of don't

1:25:52

know I was I did recently I was in

1:25:54

Syracuse so many something and they're like hey there's

1:25:56

a place of the shows here ah if you

1:25:58

want we can do. Hop of show just for

1:26:01

you. It would be in twelve hours on my. Ob

1:26:03

into tomorrow night. You. Don't get a

1:26:06

fine how at night? yeah and then I'm

1:26:08

in a fuckin' so jews basement think palin

1:26:10

fear and like the sets going great thank

1:26:12

god the like if it was trash out

1:26:14

as. Soon as I sat

1:26:17

back and I've never done it was like where

1:26:19

you have a great show the like. Let me

1:26:21

let me do another coming your way into the

1:26:23

around in his until the opposite Yeah I think

1:26:25

I've just done too many of those things where

1:26:27

I'm inside know like how many of those d

1:26:30

at it in for an before you realize that.

1:26:33

Oh. Already me like says i'm able times

1:26:35

yesterday say yes to that's Ram did and

1:26:37

eat did you still do this war is

1:26:39

over five people as week not aware as

1:26:41

I think what I'm saying oh i'm i'm

1:26:43

like really them or he's like he does

1:26:45

he's a great shows his are all the

1:26:47

me tack on another one like that is

1:26:49

like not. Like. You use new sometimes

1:26:51

know yeah you know get asshole. I do stuff

1:26:53

like as I hate math or there's a there's

1:26:55

a one am show with the bubble bubble ball

1:26:57

against San Fran is one of those shows day

1:27:00

like. It if you're nice about a

1:27:02

be like brought there's no way as from

1:27:04

a seal training comes and be a twenty

1:27:06

minute now and away now now I guess

1:27:08

com a defend were easy way to lock

1:27:10

him should be seven people Want a way

1:27:12

to is an otter area where your honor

1:27:14

of there are at it like local stuff.

1:27:16

I see as a locus of like a moron.

1:27:19

Later that the blade you want to do in a

1:27:21

bag of a d all came angry like all hell ya

1:27:23

do ya my goal line up randomly I know you

1:27:25

really like you're not only are they. Saw

1:27:28

it as his so called I love seems like

1:27:30

next to someone you like what what the fuck

1:27:32

what the fuck am I doing here are our

1:27:34

fellow a minute status as a notice of well

1:27:36

as a was robbed the spring up man out

1:27:38

on for him from when she finds it out

1:27:41

with enormous my son will go out jan our

1:27:43

guys yeah we have ah we have questions with

1:27:45

zoc talk which is our audiences are road and

1:27:47

knowing know I was going to be here. And

1:27:49

some a lot. I mean a lot

1:27:51

of people are just or want you

1:27:53

to recreate the Drake video. No. question

1:27:57

him or to requests but legacy This

1:28:00

one comes from Daniel

1:28:03

and he says, I know Noel's

1:28:05

into F1. Can he

1:28:08

rank the hottest F1 drivers? This

1:28:12

is great. I mean, you

1:28:15

know, it's crazy, man. Formula

1:28:17

One hit and then like all these

1:28:19

guys that have

1:28:21

like high Reddit karma found

1:28:23

their new like sex icon and

1:28:27

they love these boys. Sorry, referring to

1:28:29

the Drake thing, they're, I

1:28:32

was talking about how fucking I like

1:28:34

mimicked the video like with a banana

1:28:36

and like sent it to like a tour manager.

1:28:38

Like that's what they're talking about. I think, I

1:28:40

think, I think. Yeah. Well, I

1:28:43

better hope so. Pull it up. Yeah. Like

1:28:45

you were on like a, like the bus or something and

1:28:48

then you just, no, no, it was, we were in like,

1:28:50

we were in Omaha and are like one of our homies,

1:28:52

whip it out. Yeah. Yeah. One

1:28:54

of our homies was like, we were texting him. He's a tour manager as well. He's

1:28:57

like, we're trying to call him because

1:28:59

basically my tour manager hadn't seen the Drake video.

1:29:01

Okay. Yeah. So I was

1:29:04

like, yo, text Matt. I bet you

1:29:06

he has it. And then Matt, like I

1:29:08

had to say it on his phone, like replied immediately. He's

1:29:10

like, you want to see it? It's nice. And

1:29:13

he sent it. And so then we responded with me like

1:29:15

a banana, like making fun of it. Yeah. And

1:29:17

the whole reason we did that is because our buddy Matt was like,

1:29:20

we tried to FaceTime him about it and he was, he was

1:29:22

with his new, like his newborn. He's like, I'm with the kid.

1:29:24

I can't talk right now. He's

1:29:27

just open to me, like wiggling this banana around.

1:29:29

But anyway, ranking F1

1:29:31

drivers by attractiveness. Yeah.

1:29:34

Yeah. I do have a list of you guys. There's 20 of

1:29:36

them. Yes. Too many. But

1:29:40

look, number one, like all

1:29:42

three of you guys, who is number one? I know who's

1:29:44

on board off top. Like it's not even close to me.

1:29:46

I mean, Lewis, he's got to have

1:29:48

the, he's got the most sex appeal.

1:29:50

Lewis Hamilton. That's

1:29:53

just, you're not fighting that one.

1:29:55

I think people would probably rank

1:29:57

Charles second. Leclerc

1:30:01

where that boy at yeah, yeah, you would

1:30:03

go see this is not work. We're we're

1:30:05

so far off my number one It's crazy

1:30:07

right now. Who's your number one Lando bro.

1:30:09

Oh, yeah, I mean shout out Lando Lando

1:30:12

is hot and young Supple

1:30:14

look at that look at that bro. You don't need to

1:30:16

take a guy It's

1:30:20

the stream in Lando and he was like 16. So I can't wait. I

1:30:22

can't bring that up We

1:30:25

were doing nothing weird Oliver's

1:30:30

holding out bare man. That's a great

1:30:32

last name Oliver bareman. Yeah He's

1:30:35

on the way again. No, he's just class

1:30:37

act right down the middle He's like what

1:30:39

like cologne should smell like who's that? Well

1:30:41

three boy. Valtry. He grew out his mulch

1:30:43

like his mullet. Yeah Valtry

1:30:47

number three. Oh, yeah. Yeah, cuz

1:30:49

I thought you look like he could just jack

1:30:51

anyone off quick You know,

1:30:53

I mean like if you need the mullet, he's always

1:30:55

posting his ass on Instagram. There you go All right,

1:30:57

so we're going number one Hamilton number two Leclerc

1:31:00

and number three. We'll go

1:31:02

Valtry. Yeah, and then everyone else can just fucking fight

1:31:04

each other for Yeah,

1:31:07

you know, you know who else can we just

1:31:09

a number four? Fernando

1:31:12

Fernando Alonzo. Yeah. Yeah, he just he has this like

1:31:14

he's not old but in the f1 He's old but

1:31:16

he has this like grizzled look or but I feel

1:31:19

like he just knows what he's doing. He's a terrible

1:31:21

photo Yeah, yeah handsome dude. He's hot like he knows

1:31:23

what he's doing. He's better on the block Fernando

1:31:25

look at this been around the

1:31:28

block aka Ben around the cock. What's good. Look at this

1:31:30

guy Oh, yeah, you don't think he knows how to work

1:31:32

an asshole Formula ones

1:31:34

Hugh Jackman. Yeah That's

1:31:37

great. Yeah All right sick

1:31:39

great ranking. Thanks for writing that in we

1:31:41

have next one's not even really questions just

1:31:43

an anonymous Confession

1:31:46

and they say I

1:31:50

Beat my dick 17 times in one day

1:31:52

haven't beat off in three years because of

1:31:54

it good. That'll do it That's

1:31:56

like Vietnam good f1 for your cock Congrats,

1:32:00

man. That's bed bad master guner right there master.

1:32:02

You heard it from the master guner I mean,

1:32:04

he's just hibernating, you know, yeah, like he's getting them

1:32:06

all he's getting his reps in so he can you

1:32:09

know He hasn't done it in three

1:32:11

years three years. Yeah, he's car bloating for the big

1:32:13

game But that one back

1:32:15

is gonna be crazy and then he's gonna go

1:32:17

for like bro 20 He's gonna

1:32:19

knock a woman to the ceiling. He's

1:32:21

gonna knock himself back. You're right. You're

1:32:23

gonna have recoil on that puppy Yeah,

1:32:25

dude, his balls are gonna explode. I'm

1:32:27

excited That guy

1:32:29

is boy, he's like floating a pool right now.

1:32:31

I look like a fucking Looney Tunes shotgun like

1:32:33

this fucking Yeah, split open.

1:32:36

Yeah, you're right Like I wonder how long because there's

1:32:38

probably a period where his balls are hurting and then

1:32:40

I guess his balls get used to it I

1:32:42

think this might be the most alpha man on

1:32:44

this planet. I think if you don't come you

1:32:47

just you just stop Like

1:32:49

making it for a bit. I yeah,

1:32:51

we have wet dreams. I know that like your

1:32:53

body makes you get rid of it Your body

1:32:55

will purge but those wet dreams dog cool Wow.

1:32:58

Yeah, what was your first wet dream before you

1:33:00

got here? You remember? Yeah,

1:33:03

I was it was actually high school. I've

1:33:05

been kind of late. Oh, wow. All right,

1:33:07

sir, huh in class you have wish Then

1:33:10

I'd never have to go to school again No,

1:33:15

I was just like I just woke up and there's

1:33:17

jizz in my pants and I was like, oh damn

1:33:20

It wasn't even like a cool dream. Oh, no happened.

1:33:22

It's just like about what f1 No,

1:33:25

no, I was like just looking in darkness and

1:33:27

then just fucking oh seriously. Yeah Dead

1:33:32

inside earlier and you know that man that's what

1:33:34

it is. Yeah. Yeah coming in a wet dream

1:33:37

to nothing Yeah, a little bit nothingness. This is

1:33:39

why when I get up, you know

1:33:41

when I'm like, I don't know if you're I don't

1:33:43

Know how your crowd's gonna feel about this That's what

1:33:45

I feel when I do stand up because I just

1:33:47

genuinely feel like what is funny to

1:33:49

me I see it on people's faces where they're like

1:33:54

Yeah, yeah, I actually think like that.

1:33:56

Yeah, this is a comedy

1:33:58

club. So yeah, yeah No, you do

1:34:00

not like that in person. You don't actually believe

1:34:03

that. There's a dude at the show I

1:34:08

said something and he went oh I always

1:34:11

and I'm not even like an edgy comic in the slightest

1:34:14

of regards or anything where I say it's crazy But every

1:34:16

once in a while I get somebody like whoa. I'm like

1:34:18

that's what did it for you. I got a lot of

1:34:20

quiet Yeah, I

1:34:22

got a lot of quiet. It's like a Jesus. Yeah

1:34:26

Yeah, yeah, well you talk about Fucking

1:34:29

my own mom. Yeah, and that's it. She

1:34:31

loves that moment. It's your favorite. I literally

1:34:33

and my my special with it Yeah, so

1:34:35

she's gonna love it. Yeah, I

1:34:38

have the I'm gonna give my mom a separate

1:34:40

mom cut So if mom not yeah, it's not

1:34:42

gonna be in there. Yeah, no, I'll send her

1:34:44

the full one. Please don't Yeah with Noel doing

1:34:46

the Drake video at the end and his foreskin

1:34:49

just like in an envelope Ladies and gentlemen Noah

1:34:51

Miller see him on tour tour. Yeah, Noah Miller

1:34:53

live calm well No live calm come see me

1:34:55

baby. It's always funny guy. Go. Thanks, man. Thank

1:34:57

you Tuesday

1:35:01

every Tuesday Tuesday fun. Yeah, thanks for

1:35:03

having me boys. Yeah, dude. Thanks for

1:35:05

my eyes. It's fun. Sorry. Hell. Yeah

1:35:07

Hell yeah, that is a guy see

1:35:09

ya not the dancer, but the robot. Yeah, we

1:35:12

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