0:00

You guys were in the streets? Oh, yeah, dabbled. I

0:02

was in the one on one, the four oh five.

0:04

This guy might have been in the hiking trails. I

0:06

don't know if these were paved. I mean, they weren't

0:08

going to underdeveloped road. Yes. Yeah, it wasn't great. Josh

0:12

Richards is here today. You have a cast on. You

0:15

also just said you have an opposed apocalyptic dirt bike.

0:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So me and a couple of my

0:19

buddies, we started going on these camping trips and, you

0:21

know, guys around the fire drinking some beer. We started

0:23

talking about the apocalypse. Have to have to. And

0:26

we started developing a plan. So first step, we

0:29

all need to get dirt bikes. OK, I thought,

0:31

you know, we're in L.A. Rose are getting blocked

0:33

up. Right. Yes. It's going to be terrible. Also

0:35

with the dirt bike, you know, you're getting good

0:37

gas mileage. You are. I can go and siphon.

0:39

I think so. I think you are. I'm going

0:41

bird scooter if there's enough. Actually, that's a terrible

0:43

idea. No, terrible. The grid's doing good. The

0:46

grid's over. Hey, come on, guys. I'm

0:49

looking for the environment of the global

0:51

sphere here, you know? There is no

0:53

environment. Zombie's eating everybody. It's over. It's

0:56

crazy to die. I'm not a bird

0:58

scooter. Like, if Zom's chasing you on

1:00

a bird scooter, you're topping out 17 miles an hour. Oh,

1:02

it's over. All right, so let me listen to a smart

1:04

man over here. So we're going dirt bike. We're going dirt

1:06

bike, you know? Y'all behind. You can siphon

1:08

easily. Go cut your garden hose in your backyard. Siphon? You

1:11

got siphon the cars that are all like blocking the road, right? Yeah, yeah. And

1:14

then we also... Oh, siphon guy. I like

1:16

the side of you. Oh, yeah. I'm a big siphon guy. I

1:18

love sucking on some hoes. Hell, yeah. You can

1:20

start only five quickly with the siphon. That's what people tell

1:22

me. You're a big siphon guy. I can't believe it. Really?

1:25

I've actually started to hear those rumors go around that little

1:27

bit. Yeah, that I'm a siphon guy. Is that how you

1:29

broke the hand? Yeah.

1:33

It's tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The siphon sucked

1:35

down is what they call Josh. When

1:37

you start to like... Because I'm

1:40

a single hand siphoner, right? So I usually

1:42

use one hand for the siphon. Oh, wow. What are

1:44

you doing with that other hand? Well, usually it's doing

1:46

whatever it needs to do. Texting. Texting.

1:48

You don't want to double siphon?

1:50

No. I'm not big

1:52

into the double, but I tried it. Yeah.

1:55

You know, I had a little bit of a longer garden hose. I had

1:57

to go for the double hand siphon, and it was just

1:59

too much. Fuck double hands

2:01

man, that's tough dirt bike

2:03

dirt bike Were you

2:06

a backpack full of stuff? Um,

2:08

you know, you got your like regular things

2:10

in the backpack I think just like certain

2:12

knives or like food that's gonna last Perishable

2:15

back right there. So funny. You're like, where's my

2:17

iPhone charge is dice? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Maybe

2:19

have it like a specific pocket, you know, yeah

2:22

Or like you can like get a little one

2:24

like put them on the belt She a she

2:26

a she she she is where

2:28

you hold the knife in. Isn't that a yeah? Yeah

2:32

Yeah, I think that's what it's called. Mad.

2:34

Fuck. Um, not bad. You put your cock

2:36

in the sheath now It all makes sense

2:38

what the underwear. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

2:40

oh, is the knife? Yes I okay dagger

2:42

for me not on Backpacks,

2:45

you know fireplace guns blazing, you know, you're talking

2:47

about women your love. So there's no need. No,

2:49

no, I have a I have a Girlfriend I'm

2:52

so in love with this is all about hoes

2:54

and garden Oh

2:56

garden. Okay siphoning. Yeah, Barry gas

2:58

every like, you know few miles.

3:00

We got we got like five

3:02

different checkpoints Yeah,

3:04

that'd be a great name. We're gonna Barry gaffery

3:06

so that we have checkpoints

3:08

that we're gonna go and have this guys you're

3:10

gonna make it we have a we have a

3:12

hideout in like Yosemite

3:15

so we have like this kind of like my daughter name really

3:19

She's got a big bunker dog. Hell. Yeah I'm

3:27

any gas. Yeah, yo, 70 bear gas and

3:29

then you know, we got a nice little

3:31

bunker very gas Sounds like the worst agent

3:33

ever. It does. So there a tower manager

3:35

very gas. It's a very gas Got

3:41

you for a pet co-commercial like I'm a human Yeah,

3:46

but that's kind of the that's that's where the

3:48

plan ends give a little panels, you know I'm

3:51

Canadian so I can't get a gun so easy out here

3:53

in the state. You can get a gun pretty easy out

3:56

in LA Yeah,

4:00

you ask an owl and they'll hand you

4:02

a fucking I bet like legally go anywhere

4:05

Don't be strapped. Yeah, I guess I was

4:07

trying to ask them. Yeah Okay,

4:11

hold on is that I never even thought about that

4:13

you guys can't get guns eat, but you can get

4:15

guns It's not it's not in Canada. I

4:17

can get guns Just don't

4:19

honey be strapped up in Canada I think

4:21

there's just like a lot stricter rules about

4:23

going and getting a gun not

4:25

being from the United States Yeah, that's a big thing.

4:28

Let me do Not

4:30

because that's how they keep it the school like that's

4:32

how they keep the shootings down in the States is

4:34

because you know Canada people cuz they would like sorry

4:37

sorry sorry sorry to be a whole Do

4:41

do Canadian police so they have guns I'm not

4:43

even trying yeah, yeah, I don't know what I

4:46

know No, no, I'm leaving these finger guns Okay,

4:49

okay, no guns don't have guns. Oh, no, they have

4:51

like tasers, right? All

4:55

those money on those silly little goofy hats, but

4:58

no gun. I don't think those are the cops

5:00

man. No those They're

5:03

protecting the Queen and they don't have guns who

5:05

is gonna kill the Queen The

5:08

age yeah, that's about oh she RIP.

5:10

Yeah. Well. There's another one. There's got

5:12

it Yeah, you don't there's

5:14

the fault this is your vice president.

5:17

It's like a big massage. Well. Yeah

5:21

Camilla what? Mila

5:23

they gotta shout out on socials or something. I

5:25

don't know anything about I had no idea about

5:27

No, I waited a teen she definitely wanted her

5:30

whole life to be named Queen and she's already

5:32

about to be out damn That is true. Yeah,

5:34

they always married King Charles is that I

5:37

don't know I was a cocker spain. I'm

5:39

crushing these are Well

5:42

I didn't know we had a new queen, but yeah

5:44

there has to be a backup You know everybody we

5:46

got second string Queens who is she married to you

5:48

see is it the same King King? Just stay yeah,

5:51

but that's what I'm asking so oh fuck wait

5:53

That's true because like in medieval times the Kings

5:55

would just stay and they would just get

5:58

in your new life. Yeah, yeah, yeah Tender

6:00

you're like get her out. You know why bring her

6:02

in this the new The

6:05

king the king wasn't married to the dead

6:08

queen the queen was the king's mom Okay,

6:15

Charles on September 8th 2022 you got a

6:18

leachates out of this Charles

6:20

became king upon the death of

6:22

his mother Queen Elizabeth the second.

6:24

Okay, so there wasn't a king

6:28

But yeah, she was just Queen it must have been

6:30

who had the dirt bike Yeah,

6:36

we now yeah good to her yeah to

6:38

Josh's point if I'm 76 being a queen

6:41

I'm I'm putting every year into

6:43

like two years. Mmm. Like I'm putting all

6:45

my years of expertise in oh, yeah You

6:47

know at 76. I just feel like I

6:49

think I'm gonna start doing math and fucking

6:51

who can't like like what? What is dude?

6:54

Do they even do anything doing the

6:56

wings? Yeah, like I don't I think it's like

6:58

a just Thing what's

7:01

up, dude? Their

7:06

mattresses gas

7:08

company motor div gas Anyways,

7:15

there's a queen how do we get

7:17

on it guns they don't have guns they don't have guns in

7:19

London They don't have guns in Australia, please. But do you think

7:21

they do like a yeah? They still reach

7:23

for something if they want to intimidate you you're

7:26

like a little like it's like I think I think

7:28

they might Have like the tase guns. Oh,

7:31

yeah, I think I'd rather be shot than have a

7:33

taste gun I think you look not a little bit

7:35

now you look cool getting shot No, I hate is

7:37

you just like this is a perfect segue Have

7:39

you seen those videos of the people getting tase on TikTok?

7:42

No, it's have you seen them? No, I'm not

7:44

on that side of the for you page, dude

7:46

It's I binge watch when I was in st.

7:49

Louis just killing time circle Yes,

7:51

but there's this whole like electricity Academy

7:53

a police Academy where they train in

7:55

the in the tase people Oh, and

7:58

it's this did the lady? background

8:01

is is it one of these like no

8:03

type in taser test but this

8:05

lady in the background she points the gun

8:08

she's mostly monotone voice in the one she

8:10

goes taser taser taser and then they taste

8:12

them and they're like yelling is she's still

8:14

holding it go up middle down

8:17

down down what is this the G spot Gabe

8:19

click it down yes

8:21

this lady go to their page but who oh

8:25

hey where's Tom yeah you gotta give me just two

8:27

seconds all right give you two seconds it's gonna be

8:30

actually more than that so Canada

8:32

police no guns you know the first sure yeah

8:34

is there like heavy guns in Canada or no

8:36

no it's not a big issue I think like

8:39

I think yeah it's like they be a great

8:41

place to be strapped up because you're always wearing

8:43

so much clothes cuz it's cold you got like

8:45

glocked up in a Canadian goose oh

8:48

yeah you know what would know no one would know

8:50

you're not like showing your gun your your

8:52

clock print off that's why people in tech

8:55

shown your nine in your nine yeah maybe that's why

8:57

people in Texas because it's so hot they want to

9:00

have guns they're wearing skinny jeans with the Glock it's

9:02

like oh cool he has a pistol I

9:04

love you cool cowboys you

9:06

ever seen like an actual like with the

9:09

one I've been to a rodeo yeah like in like

9:12

Houston that's like I am hello I'm like out

9:14

in the wild buddy like I don't know if

9:16

I see no wild like that like a whole

9:18

stir where are you in it

9:20

was Houston I don't know where it

9:22

was I was like I think a gas station

9:24

which is happening hey no but like on the

9:26

back like a gun on the side every time

9:29

I see that I like in my dumb head

9:31

I'm like oh man thanks for making my Houston

9:33

experience so real yeah yeah yeah that's how I

9:35

felt when I went I bought weed in Texas

9:37

one time and I just had a

9:39

shoddy like right in his

9:42

lap when I stepped into his car an

9:44

abandoned gas station you're like for weed yeah

9:46

and I was like 12 gauges

9:48

and he also had the pistol like right in his

9:50

glove like part as well way too much yeah we

9:52

wasn't a lot 50 bucks and I was like I

9:55

was like 16 I Got

9:59

definitely overcharged well as I yeah so cowed. why

10:01

don't you can associate or by a river so

10:03

bad for some about we doesn't eighth grade and

10:05

the guy literally look out his window saw those

10:08

to a greater she's in high school memorial here

10:10

fucking condo and then he came out of yeah

10:12

but when it's definitely all the i know little

10:14

high schools in a condo or that into in

10:17

one is a good pass like a condo board

10:19

that does that was like thirty some yeah yeah

10:21

only thing. He did have

10:23

a beard. His. Son whole

10:26

deciduous. Yosemite. And

10:28

late. now that I know my like

10:31

we'd sizes he gave me like this

10:33

most visually oil is this is a

10:35

necessity The i am I supposed to

10:37

say. It might know

10:39

that I know my don't measurements. maybe we'd measurements

10:42

don't have that sounds right but as rejoices as

10:44

soon as that was is now that I know

10:46

my medical to one on it. Me though visually

10:48

you can like oh that's an ace. Like.

10:50

Visually now you bought it. There is that when

10:52

you're yeah, when you go you have no idea

10:54

what am I know you sizes are suffering like

10:56

are no, probably about as maybe the size of

10:59

a nickel and was like this twenty dollars worth

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16:34

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16:39

think it's really good or it's good because in nostalgia

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Someone's like oh you're in North Carolina You've got to

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a hundred percent. There's a little bit

16:51

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16:55

kind of Tim Hortons has fallen off

16:57

a little bit Bought out and

16:59

I hate to do this, but it got bought

17:01

out by Burger King So

17:08

like the The qualities people

17:10

are saying up Tim Hortons has gone down I've

17:12

been in Canada enough since that's went on to

17:15

like really I feel like compare But a lot

17:17

of people are like it's not it's not the

17:19

same now as it was Importance

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it was in Michigan. I think yep. Yep.

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They haven't bought a burger King was in

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17:33

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17:39

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17:41

serious. Are you gonna franchise one? I don't know.

17:44

I was interested But the Burger

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King is like it's one of the most expensive ones to get It's

17:49

doing great. Why I don't know mob ties

17:51

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17:53

the Tim Hortons in Michigan, and it was

17:55

literally like a jail cafeteria It was not

17:57

doing great. There was two pipples Literally

18:00

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18:07

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18:09

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18:11

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18:19

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18:21

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18:25

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18:32

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18:34

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18:36

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18:41

6th wasn't so like realistically

18:43

two death threats you're like

18:45

who cares Yeah Really? Two

18:48

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18:50

threats I had a person threaten

18:52

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18:55

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18:57

to talk at a university I still

18:59

went and did the talk what university

19:01

Tampa? No, it was the Gators. It

19:03

was just what's that? Florida

19:06

Gators, Florida Gators. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I mean

19:08

do that They're like if you come to school,

19:10

I'll shoot you Yeah, they just put

19:12

and then they posted a bunch of pictures of like

19:15

me with a bunch of bullet holes Oh like oh,

19:17

this was very real. Wow, I kind of brought

19:19

it up in a joking sense, but it was very

19:21

real Holy shit. I went to you Well, you know

19:23

like there was like shit went down with that person

19:26

There was like actual like, you know, like cops

19:28

got involved and whatnot because it was starting to

19:30

get a little wild But yeah, then I just

19:32

went and talked and it was great. Yeah, I'm

19:34

good. Wow I'm not people protested talking about the

19:36

queen They had signs saying that I was the

19:38

one that killed the queen when I went and

19:40

talked there Don't know the correlation. Yeah all this

19:42

it was crazy. Was it just like a generic

19:44

like A young successful man.

19:46

Yeah, like he's gonna come talk and we have

19:48

someone like asking questions and you know You guys learn

19:51

about like entrepreneurship and social media with the queen Oh,

19:54

I have no idea how that got linked together,

19:56

but apparently I was the one that killed

19:58

her dude, it'll be So sick and we

20:01

found out in 20 years, and then you brought

20:03

her up on here to be like Oh, do

20:05

they have a queen? Doesn't know he did it.

20:07

Did you do it? You

20:10

heard a lie back from Blue Team. You got

20:12

an ad read right? Yeah Blue Team right here.

20:16

That's crazy. That is crazy. Yeah, now my death threat

20:18

seems stupid. I didn't get a picture Do you think

20:20

being a good-looking man online people are just like mad

20:23

at you already? No matter what you do you could

20:25

be I feel you could be doing like a philanthropy

20:27

event Giving away pitbulls and someone's like

20:29

fuck you Yeah, they'd probably

20:31

find a problem with like the pitbulls or something.

20:33

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I

20:35

think anyone Will do something

20:38

online and they'll get you know, someone's not gonna

20:40

enjoy it. Yeah, someone's gonna find a problem Pick

20:42

it out. What is that? Why can't we just

20:44

post one thing? It doesn't matter what it is

20:46

Yeah, it doesn't matter what it is. Like I

20:48

just adopted 16 babies. I'm so happy.

20:50

I'm gonna go why I did why not 17 Yeah,

20:53

I live in an RCA. Yeah, it's

20:55

Nick Cannon. Well, hold on Yeah,

20:58

it's so bizarre. I mean if you ever pulled out in

21:00

his life Nick Cannon Yeah, not once not once we have

21:02

a speak kind of free, you know to be honest. Yeah,

21:04

never have to worry about it That's kind of cool. You

21:06

know as moment you wake up Yeah, well She has she's

21:08

the bed I think there's like a certain amount of kids you

21:10

get and then and you pass like child support right? You don't

21:13

have to pay like can you work? I

21:15

think it's a thing. I think it is exactly like that

21:17

Hold on. Hold on. Like once you got like 11 kids,

21:19

you don't need to pay child support or something. I feel

21:21

like All right No,

21:26

it's not real what No, no, no,

21:28

no, no, no What

21:37

is my tick tock lingo? No, no, no, no

21:39

cap. No cap. No condom could be a good

21:41

title. It could be a good title Yeah, but

21:43

I'm just saying that must be pretty cool every

21:45

single one but imagine with just go Imagine

21:48

being kid 14. You're like, oh great. The holidays are

21:50

coming up. Does he even know my name? But who

21:52

right I don't crazy fucking my dad knows my name.

21:55

Give me president Yeah, I don't know if I know 14

21:57

people in my life. I don't I know

21:59

you four guys and two other That's it my

22:01

dog. I had two kids and she would still fuck

22:03

up my name. Oh, dude. My mom calls me the

22:05

dog's name Problem

22:08

big one big one for dogs name

22:11

Greta Wait, she

22:13

goes you your dog's name. Yes, she loves you and

22:15

goes Greta Yeah, she'll be like it should like she'll

22:17

go through the whole family and literally throw a great

22:19

in there before my name She's

22:21

like John Aaron Greta bite Michael. Can you

22:23

come? Oh, I think she has Dimensional

22:27

really that's my daughter's name I

22:32

Think that's your daughter Is

22:35

there a list of Nick Cannon's all the names of

22:37

the kids? There's no way he remembers all that No,

22:39

no, it's gotta be like one two, three four five

22:42

like you think he just does like maybe like it's

22:44

like same letter Yeah, okay same letter. I

22:46

might be confusing though for it like for him too though, you

22:48

know Yeah, remember like there's a lot of like you don't you

22:50

go to a bar in LA party You see somebody you know

22:52

from the internet, but you don't really know it's like I

23:01

think that's what he does He's

23:03

like, oh, what you been doing? Where the

23:05

fuck have you been? Seven

23:08

days. Oh you're on wild it out, right? Yeah.

23:10

Yeah. Yeah on it. Yeah I like did a

23:12

little rap battle against sick How'd

23:15

it go? Were you nervous? Were you fucking like or you're

23:17

like, oh, this is just entertainment Um, I think I was

23:19

nervous, but I think you know, I was also like having

23:21

fun with it I know like it was gonna go on

23:23

and I didn't really one of his kids You

23:27

guys are fun. I'm way too much about me on this show The

23:29

queen and They're

23:33

pretty wild we've got some names here

23:36

Moroccan cannon Monroe cannon Golden

23:41

Golden sagging cannon that sounds like a very

23:43

good restaurant in Van Nuys Golden

23:46

sagging we've got powerful Queen

23:48

cannon that stop Everyone

23:51

stop. She was born in 2020 Michael.

23:53

This was a pandemic day's power. She's a queen.

23:55

She's a powerful Queen cannon I

23:57

want to take off the Queen and just name my kid powerful like

24:02

a really good camera that the

24:04

name is powerful cannon dude that's

24:07

so funny the next door they're

24:09

gonna be they Nikon can bro

24:11

is gonna be at the DMV

24:13

one day going powerful cannon crazy

24:15

not your name is a death

24:17

threat I don't like it Zion

24:20

go ahead read that last one what's that name

24:22

say that's a fucking that's for the virus that's

24:24

the new fentanyl no vaccine mix a Lydian and mix

24:26

you zillion

24:31

air oh that was clean lillian's kind

24:33

of sick lillian air is clean oh

24:35

hold on I just got it yeah

24:37

yeah Nick he's ahead of his time

24:39

then cannon that's fired I like that

24:42

then is great then is cool all

24:44

these are just based on how it's

24:46

feeling these days I don't have none

24:48

of these been like addressed to the

24:50

public I'm

24:58

literally reading these wait legendary

25:00

love he has a daughter

25:02

with Bri Tessie oh

25:04

I know that I went to college with

25:06

her I did that's my selling sunset with

25:08

her you want

25:10

something something yeah dude you're in a movie

25:12

with Nicolas Cage you're in fucking everything wait

25:15

the breach recipe I think she I did

25:17

know this actually click it click her page

25:19

I knew this yeah

25:24

yeah any of this oh no

25:26

I'm thinking about yep oh right she's a

25:28

lot I've seen some of these videos okay

25:30

so they're yeah they're together now oh they're

25:33

they're together now it looks like it right if this is

25:35

23 hours ago oh yeah then

25:37

definitely yeah that kid was born 2021 and

25:39

what was the name legendary

25:41

love cannon that's the name of my dick legendary

25:46

love crazy dude we're not and

25:48

we're not even halfway done onyx

25:52

ice cold cannon no I I

25:56

got a Pokemon I

25:59

just put on it Onyx definitely has to be

26:01

a Pokemon right? Yeah. Oh, yeah right

26:06

Messiah I'm out wait, but this

26:08

is I want that one had to be a little controversial

26:11

Rise Mathias cannon you're calling your kid

26:13

the Messiah essentially you're like rise Messiah

26:15

Yeah, come out of this womb and

26:17

he did the all these names are

26:20

great. They're good. I gave it We're

26:22

going backwards in time. No,

26:24

no, no, no This

26:26

is like a random rap named generator It's

26:32

called like Nick Cannon name generator and

26:34

you're like your son his name beautiful

26:36

Zeppelin cannon What's a Zeppelin? I definitely

26:39

did shrooms and like let Zeppelin and

26:41

then was like and

26:44

listen to like a bush You

26:47

can tell to this like he decides on all

26:49

these names because these are all multiple different mothers

26:51

and all the names are The same genre of

26:53

names. So like the mother's making no input. Yeah

26:56

Wait are all these different moms? This is

26:58

a lot of them are yeah, Abby de

27:00

la Rosa Alyssa Scott and these are

27:03

all wait, okay No

27:05

one month apart These

27:08

probably these are one month apart

27:10

two different moms Wow 2022

27:14

has three different ladies and gentlemen, what

27:16

can I say? He's working. Yeah, three

27:18

three more in 2020 More

27:20

moms in 2022 and all of

27:22

them like three months apart. Oh, what does that group

27:24

chat look like? I mean

27:27

a lot of you like the baby shower together. Oh

27:29

like a joint It's

27:32

like he's just doing tours he just pops by

27:34

for He's like

27:36

I don't give a fuck. Yeah, that's what I'm

27:38

saying, man. He's building an empire He's literally building

27:40

like a like a Tyler Perry Empire with his

27:43

family Did you can we

27:45

look up his net worth? I know it's not right but like

27:47

we got an Indian in and around and how much did he

27:49

spend on? Hold up. We guess real quick. I'm gonna go 300

27:51

million Yeah,

27:53

I'd say around that. Yeah, I would say yeah,

27:55

I'll go on the low side. Okay parade

27:58

comm let's see 50 are any

28:00

of these accurate? No, they're not I've

28:03

looked at my own my mom sent me my own one day

28:05

and I was like Why are you googling it? What

28:07

does it say? He told the LA Times recently

28:09

he makes a hundred mill a year No, it

28:11

doesn't they estimate his net worth is 50 mil.

28:14

That's hilarious. Who's doing this? How

28:19

much you make a year hundred mil that worth it You

28:23

know, I'll make a hundred million irresponsible

28:26

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28:28

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What did you fall in love with? Do it.

30:21

God damn. Have you seen those clips of

30:23

the Jake Paul? Have you seen the ones

30:25

of Mike boxing? Yeah, Mike is in shape.

30:27

Bro? He's in shape. It's gonna be such

30:29

a problem. Do you think he's gonna wipe

30:31

the floor with Jake? I think they're

30:33

gonna drag it out for as long as they

30:35

can just keep building revenue And I think they're both entertainers

30:37

or both performers, but I think eventually Mike will knock him

30:40

out. And I like Jake I just you know he's

30:42

a friend of mine and whatnot, but like did you see

30:44

these clips of him like boxing is? I

30:46

don't know. I think it to me. I'm

30:48

just like I get it's Mike Tyson right

30:50

and yeah He looks good, but he's also

30:52

like He's 60

30:55

dude. Yeah, but he's literally a he's

30:57

a monster Like he's not a regular

30:59

human being 60. Yeah, I get a

31:01

monster That's 60. I

31:04

think he has years building up in him like he

31:06

doesn't snap often But when he does there's

31:08

some other clips. There's a clip where he's legit

31:11

beating his trainers at holy shit He looks good.

31:13

Dude. He does look good Yeah,

31:16

he's kind of just your point like insane like

31:18

he does mushrooms a bunch and he smokes a

31:20

bunch So it's just kind of like mentally like

31:22

thinking and locking it's like handfuls of troops. Oh,

31:24

yeah, maybe it's on Tiktok you wanna see it

31:26

also. I see the taser clip. Oh, yeah, I

31:28

think it's audio should be working I don't watch

31:31

this just listen to the girls first of all

31:33

she starts just strapped. She's holding for good ready

31:35

She hates this man. He ate her

31:37

tuna sandwich that way Shoot

31:46

it shut up shoot it

32:00

Was trying to think about can we say

32:02

something nicer than taser taser taser like couldn't

32:04

they say something a little more friendly? It's

32:06

a tay tay time That's the sound

32:08

I make with my girlfriend fingers my ass Yeah,

32:12

I mean go back what is this for is this

32:14

training like yeah, that's my question do we know is

32:17

that guy part of like Some police Academy is like

32:19

is that kind of like you got to be like

32:22

I don't know Missouri yep that answers everything

32:24

college law enforcement a Cal day So

32:27

they do this so in case they get in the field or

32:29

they get a stray I guess they know what they're dealing with

32:31

cuz a lot of these guys will do pepper spray Yeah, they

32:33

do the pepper spray one too. Yeah challenges like no You

32:37

guys maybe mind not filming me at my like most

32:40

painful moment So also,

32:42

how does this get fucking 54 million? The

32:45

video on there like yeah, you can't die

32:47

oh Screaming

32:50

for her life Gonna

32:53

air matches lose an air Play

32:55

some other ones of these yeah, it's

32:58

a lady in the back of my favorite. She

33:00

just stays glow taser taser taser taser taser Taser

33:02

taser yeah, like let's get a little bit more

33:04

like have Bruce buffer back there This

33:09

might be a new lady What's

33:24

the big war but One

33:28

minute on here Monetize that

33:31

motivation, you know no say

33:33

the way she said it taser taser.

33:36

Oh that guy was actually pretty good He just thought

33:38

I want off book the other guy lets out like

33:40

this like war cry which I would too I mean,

33:42

I think you should use that to filter who's gonna

33:44

be an actual cop and who's not if a dude

33:46

goes Oh mama, you can't be a cop. Yeah, but

33:48

if you do that cop You

33:51

know Did it this

33:54

seems way more intense when you guys got taste was it when

33:56

you guys got taste was it like it's like a It shoots

33:58

in your skin and then the whole Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

34:00

yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it on the wire. Yeah, so the, oh

34:02

the- Like it breaks your skin. The wire, yeah, yeah. And then

34:04

they pull the trigger and the volts go into you. The taser

34:06

we did with Steve-O was like, I

34:09

don't know. Like one of the ones like a chick will

34:11

carry it or purse. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It

34:14

just makes the noise. Kind of smart.

34:16

Oh, so like you can hide it in your purse and

34:18

like pretend you're building noise. Yeah, you can make both with

34:20

somebody. And then like, they'd be like, oh fuck, there's a

34:22

taser in her bag. Yeah, I know, I'll turn it off

34:24

smart. We'll do it with like a, there's like police radio

34:26

scanners. If you ever feel like scared, you can like play

34:28

those. Cause then if somebody's like, oh wow. That's a great

34:31

idea. Yeah. So if you're watching along and I play a

34:33

police scanner, everybody's like, whoa, this fucking chick's hot and a

34:35

narc. You know? Right. Is

34:37

this the video you're talking about? Maybe. Yeah,

34:39

this one. He's bleeding his traitor's butt. He's bleeding

34:41

his traitor's ass. Look at him

34:43

coming back. Look at him coming back.

34:46

Oh my god. Like that's crazy. Like

34:51

he's, I'm not gonna lie, dude,

34:54

Tyson got a thumper on him. Look

34:56

at that. I mean, I think it's the

34:58

TikTok like thirst trap song or just like

35:00

the edit that's really getting me going, but

35:02

he's, he's beaten that. No, yeah. He does

35:04

look good. It'll be, it'll be, I hope

35:07

it's fun to watch. I hope it's not

35:09

just like, uh, this guy signed a contract

35:11

saying like, all right, we'll go eight rounds.

35:13

Yeah. You hit me out. Like, cause I

35:15

see this being like a money grab a

35:17

little bit. Oh yeah. To bring Tyson

35:19

out of, I don't know if he's retired, but to bring

35:21

him back in the ring. And it's like,

35:23

this is, they're both entertainers. So they do

35:25

that for the Roy Jones. It's Roy Jones,

35:27

right? When they fought Tyson, last time, the

35:29

last person he fought was Roy Jones, right?

35:31

Am I remembering this? But I think that's

35:33

what they did with the expedition. Jesus, what

35:35

does that afford? The thing where they fought

35:37

like exhibition. Thank you so much. They did

35:39

like six rounds of like kind of fuck

35:41

around in the last two rounds, like actual

35:43

fighting, but even the actual fighting was just

35:45

like, it just seemed. I wonder if like,

35:48

I mean, I know it does, but do

35:50

you think he thinks it tarnishes like a legacy

35:52

that he has or no? Do

35:54

you think he's just like, I need to, I want the

35:56

bag. If he wins or like good fuck Jake Paul, and

35:58

if he loses, they're like, it's a money grab. Yeah,

36:00

but that would tarnish your legacy the way yeah, but

36:02

nobody really talks about like Floyd Mabel there I'm like

36:04

Logan Paul. I don't know who won that one So

36:07

I don't know why I'm talking on it, but nobody's

36:09

like yeah, you you went from this to fighting that

36:11

guy Yeah, I guess so I guess I feel like

36:13

people will forget about it Yeah, I'll always be Mike

36:15

Tyson if he gets knocked out immediately then definitely yeah,

36:18

then it's like oh wait hold on Maybe this was

36:20

real, but it's weird Because tight

36:22

you can't I don't think I

36:24

can lose like tarnish anything because he's an

36:26

older guy So if he gets knocked

36:28

out everyone's like brothers an older guy. Yeah, it's

36:30

almost like a lose-lose on the Jake side Correct

36:32

right if he wins you go sides the bag

36:34

Jake skin I mean do okay do we even

36:36

know I guess we don't know until the paper

36:38

use I could see Jake like walking away with

36:41

20 million dollars. Yeah, it's gonna be huge

36:43

on Netflix and it's live stream. Oh, yeah

36:47

Like I can see that being 20 mil do

36:50

right gonna be yeah Oh, yeah more than that from other

36:52

hand endorsements whatever he wears on his shoulder He

36:55

has like the big Celsius steal or whatever yeah Throw

36:57

all that stuff in time. I'm not that life-alert deal

37:00

like it is gonna be a big big one I

37:02

mean yeah You can't say no on either side of that But

37:05

how much money would it take you to get in the ring

37:07

with Tyson if Tyson was like I'm going to try to kill

37:09

you Like a

37:11

knife and not X X but like there's a

37:13

rep there to like break it up Yeah, you

37:15

take one hit from Tyson dog like you're gonna

37:17

then I'm KO the match is over I'm Take

37:21

my 20 million dollars and get out of it Yeah,

37:23

but you might have like a broken spleen the rest

37:25

of your life like or you can like lean punch

37:28

in me He's

37:30

gonna try to kill I don't know you ever you seen that

37:33

that's not a human being no no Yeah, it's

37:35

not a human being so like how

37:37

much are you taking ah? I'm

37:43

taking I'm taking I'm taking

37:45

10 mil and right when the bell goes

37:47

I'm gonna start up in mark uppercutting myself

37:49

until I don't even do that. That's not

37:51

gonna know that Tyson

37:54

hit me like there's a chance. I'm for

37:56

real gonna die like getting

37:58

hit in dying. Yes Super rare, but like

38:00

it's a real I'm drinking a lot because you know

38:03

how people in drunk driving accidents bear with me don't

38:05

drive An accidents live longer because they're not a tense

38:07

when they get hit yeah Yeah, so I'm gonna be

38:09

hammered and then I'm just gonna have them

38:11

just open fit like open flat me pretty much You

38:14

know that's why like babies can survive being

38:16

dropped from high heights Oh Cuz

38:19

they don't know cuz they don't like tense up Like

38:26

you can load Throw no,

38:28

I don't suggest trying this yeah But like they

38:30

say like you know like your house is burning

38:33

down and you're on like the second story right

38:35

you could drop your baby Down and it probably

38:37

will ask Rick Astra gas Rick don't don't do

38:39

this allegedly for to say that 16 times Who

38:41

knows because they're like cuz they don't like they

38:43

don't like tense up or they don't like you

38:45

know what I'm saying? The bones aren't already for

38:47

ya. So they're kind of wobbly. Yep. That's why

38:49

it's dropping that many kids Like you know like

38:51

there's a joke like I was dropped on my

38:53

head as a child is that pretty yeah, I

38:55

quit Oh, I bet you it happens a lot

38:57

more than you even think yes. Yeah

39:01

Today I think he got dropped once or

39:03

twice as an adult or twice. Yeah, but

39:05

hey he's doing all right But yeah, we

39:07

guys drop do you know this I I

39:09

don't know if I was dropped I mean

39:11

dropped I gotta assume every baby

39:13

gets a head bonk You know I'm saying

39:15

like you're like playing with the kid throwing

39:17

up. Maybe a little fan action Yeah, it's

39:20

a little bit like holding in one hand

39:22

cupboard door to that Yeah, it's building up

39:24

endurance in LA every mom's like over like OD

39:26

and on ozem pic You know the people are

39:28

getting dropped. Yeah, I definitely got dropped Everyone

39:31

my family's pretty on my dad's a little

39:33

wild but everyone's in my family's pretty even-keeled

39:35

good grades Focused and

39:37

I'm a lunatic so somewhere along the way. It was dropped.

39:39

Yeah, maybe punch it if we're beyond Yeah, I was

39:42

gonna say a little spike Mike

39:46

Michael, I'll sign I

39:49

am curious I'm tick

39:52

tock ban are you think it's Happening

39:54

or is it all pretty much because

39:56

this gets rehashed like every every right

39:58

yeah It's gonna happen

40:00

then nothing happens gonna happen nothing happens. I

40:02

mean, I think this is like the most

40:05

serious I feel like we've seen it right

40:07

with like the bail and whatnot. Um,

40:09

I Think

40:13

that Tiktok is such

40:15

a powerful tool for small business

40:17

and businesses in India like That

40:21

there wouldn't there won't be someone That

40:24

doesn't come in and buy tiktok and make it

40:26

where like we just can't Like

40:29

there's no I kid I can't see a world

40:31

where it's just like oh it's gone and eliminated

40:33

and not you know what I mean I think

40:35

it would affect too many American lives, too There's

40:38

like 300,000 American jobs that are

40:40

provided from Tiktok. Really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure

40:42

that's the number So it's like there's a

40:44

lot of people I know that there's obviously

40:46

a ton of small business that uses Tiktok

40:48

If we were like Tiktok shop great good.

40:50

Fuck them. Yeah, but enough of the people

40:52

that candies. Yeah Yeah, that's why it's to

40:55

his point I think that's why it's gonna exist

40:57

longer because of the shop I

40:59

mean, I think you know the shop but

41:01

I think the way that people are Successfully

41:03

starting small businesses is more than just the

41:05

tiktok shop You know what I mean? Like

41:07

there's people that are doing really cool marketing

41:10

tactics on tiktok or even like companies like

41:12

coca-cola like they see the value in tiktok

41:14

right like they know it's a place where

41:16

there's all these young eyeballs and they can

41:18

go and market their product to like so

41:20

I don't know I think it's I Think

41:24

it's a little cray. I think there's so much about like Joe

41:26

Biden being like I'll sign the bill if

41:28

it comes across my desk, but I'm also gonna continue

41:30

to use tiktok to help me campaign That's

41:33

also very true. What like

41:35

you take a side you can't just like be

41:37

like America you decide about like hey It's

41:42

like fuck off for all these he's gotta be

41:44

the most diplomatic person ever just this wide spread

41:46

of like yes and no But maybe Anya it's

41:49

like you can't you can't make it You can't

41:51

make a deciding factor because you need to appeal

41:53

to everybody so we're the the highest level of

41:55

our Regulation is like

41:57

talking about tiktok like this. Oh my god

42:00

Yeah, did you see the Nancy Pelosi one where she's

42:02

like right tick tock. I don't know Tick-tock

42:06

yo and she tried something Everyone's

42:08

like it's kind of like bars, but

42:11

it's also kind of like there's bigger

42:13

things in the world Yeah,

42:16

just by like yeah, there's like more

42:19

tickets This

42:25

door deals horrible dude, this is a

42:27

matinee showing bourbon I

42:31

think Walked

42:33

out Behind

42:36

her is 1000% a bird in the sky That

42:40

lady behind her is half asleep. Yeah,

42:43

no, I don't know where

42:49

She's doing shoutouts right now. She's

42:51

trying to shout out China Body

42:54

she's on tick tock live right now. Thank

42:56

you for the rose It's

43:01

attempt to make it better a

43:05

winner Cut

43:10

to a wide of the whole auditorium You

43:17

know that was in her head like this

43:19

is gonna crush and she didn't give the

43:21

response she deserved No, she should

43:23

have had a super hot fire response. She should have been

43:25

able to leave back literally like 20 guys Anybody

43:29

cheers the keys to Facebook Cuts

43:31

like a death jam footage. That's what I said

43:33

that yeah, goddamn it I just think this

43:36

whole thing is about Mark Zuckerberg wanting to have their

43:38

control of data. That's what I really that it Of

43:40

course, cuz an American company. Yeah, it's like oh they

43:42

have the data But it's like you

43:44

guys are pitching all these like people

43:46

that you're about this huge like data

43:49

privacy And this is why we need a band tick-tock,

43:52

but all of your platforms steal our

43:54

data. Anyways, it's like yeah They were doing

43:56

it first tick-tock started doing it better now.

43:58

They're pissed at all that data It's not

44:00

there. Yeah, I just think like if you want

44:02

to protect the data then like do Do

44:05

a bill that protects us from our data

44:07

being there's like data being leaked You know

44:09

what I'm saying like don't just like be

44:11

like oh, we'll tick-tock the the wrong piece

44:13

of platform to use It's

44:15

like all these platforms are taking it so that's

44:18

just how I I mean, you know Yeah, not

44:20

professional, but you kind of but you are though

44:22

like in the social media realm. It's like People

44:25

that know it I would say we're all pretty

44:27

equipped in this world. We know it's like the

44:29

fuck's next below I and I don't know. I

44:31

don't know anything about it. It's below. I do

44:33

Nancy Pelosi She

44:35

cheats Wall Street every year

44:37

and a half. She makes millions of

44:39

dollars What side is she on buddy?

44:41

You know beside of the green side

44:43

Democrats making dollars There's literally you can

44:45

I can't I think there's a thing

44:48

where you can Invest your money in the same

44:50

thing that Nancy Pelosi does because Nancy Pelosi beats

44:52

the stock market every year She

44:54

gets like, you know, whatever like insider

44:57

making stocks then what's his name? The

44:59

Warren Buffett. Thank you. She's literally

45:01

she's better at picking stocks because

45:03

she's don't she's doing insider trading all

45:05

the fucking time Mmm, and

45:08

she's never been clicked away Give

45:11

me some insider trading Who

45:17

is Al Jones is he a dude Indiana?

45:21

He's the other commercial agent from earlier. What like

45:23

is Dow Jones and like Dow Jones that is

45:25

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45:27

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46:54

you feel like TikTok is like is your number still crushing

46:56

or you're like, oh what the fuck is this? Yeah, I

46:58

feel like it's still good. I mean, it's obviously I think

47:02

TikTok's just changed from what it was in like 2019. Yeah, they're

47:04

like 2020 like it's such a What

47:09

like there's so much on the platform now and there's

47:11

so many different like sides of the platform now that

47:13

I think It's just like a little bit of a

47:15

different game Not it's not like

47:17

before where you just like you know me and the

47:19

sway boys are posting a video of us shirtless and

47:21

it's like oh, there's 35

47:24

million views on the video Now

47:27

it's like you got to be a little bit

47:29

more clever I think with your content the viewers

47:31

just getting smarter and smarter and desire them much

47:33

more to compete with us Yeah, and like I

47:35

think also like the viewer that I was making

47:37

videos for in 2019 is now older You

47:41

know what? I mean? Like I think a lot of

47:43

my audience has aged up as well So it's like

47:45

they don't necessarily gravitate to the same stuff. They used

47:47

to yeah I think it's also to like the the

47:49

whole like meta thing, right? It's like I think now

47:52

tick tock is sort of like that because like Instagram

47:54

and Facebook They had so much

47:56

content, but tick tock didn't so you

47:58

could post one Now

48:00

I think the viewership or like the

48:02

the amount of views you can get

48:04

per video is almost similar to now

48:06

what? Instagram and Facebook is

48:08

because there's the same amount of viewers now.

48:11

Does that make sense? I

48:13

think so. Yeah, I just think I don't see

48:15

videos go viral like they do on tiktok anywhere

48:17

else You know what? I mean? Like yeah,

48:19

like the Uno edit for example. Yeah, you guys do that

48:21

that like Whatever like the

48:24

dog one you don't hear about like, oh,

48:26

did you guys see this crazy Instagram reels

48:28

that has 17 million? Right,

48:31

right. It's I just still think tiktok

48:33

kind of has that ownership on social

48:35

media They do everyone breaks videos on

48:37

there and then it goes goes to

48:39

other places. Yeah, like distributor They're like

48:41

the moderator of what's gonna be viral.

48:43

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't know I've got a

48:46

different changes because I think now

48:48

it's delayed at least for me Like I suppose like

48:50

pandemic and it would be like a million in like

48:53

instant And

48:55

now you could track how good a video is doing after

48:57

an hour you always kind of knew and now that's what's

48:59

me up now You have no fucking clue. I have no

49:01

idea. I talked to my tiktok rap and they're like, yeah

49:03

Give it like, you know, like three to four days. I'm

49:05

like, that's not that's not what I need that Posting

49:10

tiktok you were social media influence. We want like

49:15

But it's like I posted something that like got like a hundred

49:17

thousand views on tiktok I'm like, yeah, let's fucking

49:19

flops put it on Instagram 30 million

49:21

views dude I had the exact same

49:23

thing happen exact like exactly Posted

49:26

like a sketch didn't do the greatest on my

49:28

tiktok and I was like dang I thought that

49:31

was gonna kill going posted on my my reels

49:33

29 million views Hell

49:35

your sketch show is phenomenal. By the way. Thank

49:38

you. I was bummed I couldn't make it with

49:40

the we're trying to be in one of the

49:42

frat alien sketches. Yeah, the canceled sketch was glass

49:46

Thank you. Yeah, that's what we opened up with funny

49:48

thing is is that was like one of my least

49:50

favorite sketches really? So I always think it's different, you

49:52

know when you're like in it and you're in the

49:54

whole entire creative process and you've seen the Sketch or

49:56

you've worked on the script a million times. I think

49:58

like some of the humor You can start to get

50:00

lost almost or like yeah, it becomes like staring at her

50:02

for yeah You're staring at her for such a long time

50:04

and I went around our room when we were trying to

50:06

figure out you know, what sketch do we want to start

50:08

the show off with and Over

50:11

half the room was like I think we open up

50:13

with this one. Like I think it's funny I think

50:15

people won't realize if it's the sketch show

50:17

or not They'll think like maybe this is Josh just

50:19

apologizing to your thing And I was

50:21

like I looked and I was like did anyone laugh in this

50:23

video? Like did any of you guys think this is funny? They're

50:25

like, yeah, and I was like All

50:28

right, I guess I'll start with it Like I like you

50:30

guys are really about it like I I'll listen to my

50:32

team here Like I this is this is a cool one

50:34

I guess and I put it out and I'm so happy

50:37

that was the first one that we put out and

50:39

yeah It was really funny because there's

50:41

a new like viral cancellation video every

50:44

like three or four months Like the

50:46

Miranda Sings one is like, I

50:48

mean like iconic. I mean apology

50:51

of apology videos, right? Like it's in the Hall

50:53

of Fame I mean that was her she thought

50:55

it was gonna be like the Nancy Pelosi effect

50:57

like tick-tack-tock You know, it was like

50:59

they said I couldn't say it but I can sing it.

51:01

She thought that'd be like like wow She's

51:08

singing about it, but there

51:10

is so many of those and the

51:12

canceled Videos are always

51:15

funny. I was thinking about making a video about this

51:17

years ago It's like rich people trying to find the

51:19

shittiest place in their house to build a cancel video They

51:22

never want to do in front of their like Lambo or Their

51:25

infinity pool. It's always like in a corner

51:27

of the laundry machine. There's like just change

51:29

rattling I'm so sorry

51:31

for what I did. You're a 30 million dollar mansion.

51:33

Yeah, so that yeah, it's always in black and white

51:35

for some reason Yeah, he's trying to milk it. So

51:37

I thought that was really well. Yeah I think it's

51:39

one of those ones that can live forever too, right?

51:41

Like at any time you watch that it's still a

51:43

video That'll hit it's not like super time.

51:46

We or anything People always

51:48

fucking forever. Yeah, they try to impeach presidents

51:50

like fucking 90 years ago in there having

51:52

cancer That's also funny like Richard Nixon did

51:54

a canceled video. I do. Oh, yeah, that's

51:56

so fun Yeah, he literally did a fucking

51:58

he was missing Was the thumbnail and the

52:00

time he like the first guy to get

52:03

cancelled he true like was he the first

52:05

apology video maybe? But the funniest thing ever

52:07

on his apology video He finished

52:09

it said bye and then just got

52:11

into a helicopter and left well That's

52:15

the George Bush one. What is that again? That's

52:18

separate, but like the timing where he goes like we

52:20

got a fight these terrorists now watch me hit the

52:22

drive Type

52:24

in George Bush and watch me this drive and

52:27

bring up the Nixon thing is so funny, dude I'm

52:30

in golf swing. Yeah, we need to get these To

52:38

understand George Bush back in the day, but like this

52:40

guy's kind of electric Does

52:53

he smash it to oh Bad

52:56

swing dude straight down the middle

52:58

they follow through do you think it was like super far left

53:00

and they just have to lie to So

53:12

funny, I don't what context is going on here. He's

53:14

like we need to solve terrorism all right, but also

53:17

Watch me 325 down the fairway, but it's also dude

53:19

get in the office and work, bitch I

53:24

wouldn't be an obvious either the White House that shit looks just

53:27

drafty. It doesn't look like right We see you

53:29

to sign this infection in there. Yeah, it doesn't

53:31

build Clinton. Well, he went on record bill I

53:33

didn't do it. That was the opposite. He went

53:35

the Miranda Sings approach. Yeah, I'm wearing a things

53:37

with a bill. Yeah Yeah, we're in

53:39

the world coffee. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did not

53:41

have such relations that woman is hilarious but because

53:43

the girl like the girl like How

53:48

like Watching

53:51

a lie your lie is literally

53:53

hilarious because your dick is wet

53:55

still Like I

53:57

did not have yes you did though bill I

54:00

was like, I'm zipping up his pants, I did

54:02

not. But was that his PR team? You're like,

54:04

yeah, you gotta just know everything. No, deny, deny,

54:06

deny. But it's weird though, because now it's like

54:08

there's so much availability to find someone who's lying.

54:10

But back then, dude, there's not a lot of

54:12

availability. There was no receipts. Yeah, there was no

54:15

writing. I was like, it's your word versus my

54:17

word. Who's gonna believe the president? Or, you know

54:19

what I'm saying? His turn, yeah.

54:21

That's probably the move. He was like, this is what we're

54:23

gonna pull. Is that a video? Or is it just on

54:25

radio? I just wanna, is that Hillary?

54:27

Hillary, dude. She's gotta be by the side? Hey,

54:31

that's crazy. She's hot. Dude, it's not even

54:33

by the side. She is front and center.

54:35

Hillary's kinda a piece. She kinda was. What

54:37

kind of a piece? We

54:39

already looked at pictures of her back in the day. Did

54:41

she, was she bad like that? Sir, bad.

54:43

Really? Yeah, like library hot. You're

54:47

like, damn. I thought you had to move out of a

54:49

coffee, I'd cry. You know how to read? Like hot. Nice.

54:52

Oh, here we go. Now, I have to

54:54

go back to work on my state of the union speech. I

54:58

worked on it till pretty late last night. That's

55:00

right. What you doing late last night? Yeah, he's biting his

55:02

lip. I have to go work on my speech. He should

55:04

have been in the plant voice. He was

55:06

the first. I did not have

55:09

sexual relations with that woman,

55:13

Miss Lewinsky. I never

55:15

told anybody to lie. Not a

55:17

single. They need to cut to more crowd

55:19

reactions. Yeah. These allegations are false. No,

55:22

they're not. But she sucks a mean one.

55:24

Yeah. Thank you. Who

55:27

cares to clap? Hell,

55:29

yeah. Nobody's like, sir. I

55:33

also just want to cut right to him being like, I

55:35

want to apologize to American people for getting my

55:38

dicks up. You know what I mean? Because four

55:40

months later, we found out. Isn't that crazy? All

55:42

these people, all this crowd, just for that response

55:44

and then leave. 30

55:46

seconds, crushing. I

55:48

mean, talk about viral, no content. That,

55:51

900 million views. Number.

55:53

No, more than the Super Bowl. So how old were

55:56

you when you got in this way? I

55:58

was 17. OK, so was that kind of like your age? your

56:00

frat experience essentially? Yeah, I would 100% compare that to my

56:02

frat. You were in a relationship for a lot of it

56:04

or no? I was in a relationship

56:06

on and off, where I would say a

56:09

good majority of it. I mean, yeah, I lived in a frat

56:11

house. I mean, probably some of the most fun you've ever had,

56:13

just like a bunch of your best friends. It's

56:16

just whatever. What frat

56:18

were you with? Delta Yup salon. I don't know

56:20

that one. I don't know a lot. Like a

56:22

triangle, then it looks like a Y. It was

56:24

sick. It was like the epitome of a normal

56:26

frat house. 50 guys lived in it. Had the

56:28

pillars out front. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

56:31

Greek letters and stuff. Yeah, exactly. The guys

56:33

for real? Yeah. That's so very nice.

56:35

There was a room for every letter of the alphabet, and

56:37

every room had at least two people on it. Somehow for

56:39

real. Dude, so that's more than

56:41

50 people. It might've been,

56:43

yeah. 20, if it's two in every room. 48,

56:45

48. 26, I'm gonna take 52. 26

56:48

times two is 52. 26

56:51

or 24 letters in the alphabet. We'll be right back.

56:53

26, right? 26 letters times two. I thought there was

56:55

26 because you said 26. I'm more

56:57

of a math guy. I'm not an alphabet guy. Yeah, okay,

56:59

okay. 26, right? I don't get it from the guy. I

57:01

don't get it. That's

57:07

right. What the fuck? Okay. Did

57:09

we have more? You know when Hawaii became a state?

57:11

It's always been a state. Has it? Yes. You

57:13

hate Hawaii. It's the best place in the world. You're an Asian. Hawaii's

57:15

great. I don't think it's always been a state. It was its own

57:18

place at one point. Because they had their own king, and they had

57:20

their own- Did they get it acquired? I don't know if they

57:22

would put it in the way of acquired, or they got

57:24

kind of full? I

57:27

can't see what's going on here. People

57:30

came in and kind of were like, this is us. No,

57:32

no, this place is tropical. How do you want to be

57:34

Team USA? And then they show them

57:36

that Bill Clinton video? Did we pay for it? I

57:38

don't think we paid for it. Who gets the money? I think

57:41

it was in a- Hawaii. I'm pretty

57:43

sure Hawaii doesn't love- No,

57:46

I don't get that. They hate the state.

57:48

Because, fuck, why many Americans come there, eat

57:51

their fucking pineapples, and trample over their seed

57:53

turtles. We fuck their culture up. Why would

57:55

they like us? Yeah, of course. I mean,

57:57

like you have people like Zuck that goes-

58:00

them buys a bunch of their land

58:02

and then just like you know what I mean like

58:04

they kind of they're really great

58:06

with people if they respect yeah like if you come

58:08

any respect the island your respectful person they're gonna bring

58:10

you into their home and cook you a meal yeah

58:12

you know what I'm saying like yeah but if you're

58:14

something that's going out there and you're being a dickhead

58:17

they'll make sure you get off the island

58:19

like fuck that's true I

58:21

love people from Hawaii Hawaii is the best place

58:23

in the world that's like my go-to like if

58:25

I've been touring too much I need to just

58:27

like fuck off a little bit and reset ice

58:30

cream oh the people are amazing people are fine

58:32

why I

58:34

want to the wrong I'll be the first

58:36

person to take factor there he's saying like

58:38

downtown like Hawaii do you know like the

58:40

most tourist place that's gonna go to LA

58:42

no ice fine whatever a white people that's

58:44

what I'm saying is I I will I

58:47

will readily may I went to the wrong place I've

58:49

been Hawaii one time it was for shows I went there

58:51

and when I go Honolulu you say it in downtown Honolulu

58:53

that might give you say it on Hollywood boulevard make LA

58:55

sucks yeah I mean literally I stayed in a hotel there's

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a cross

59:02

street from a motherfucking cheese guy factory what

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what is this you didn't do Hawaii you you just

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know it sounds like you just went to the most

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touristy you guys I messed up

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damn. So, just like

1:00:56

that experience, how many was it, were five guys?

1:00:58

It was a total of, I think seven?

1:01:01

Seven. It was kind of like

1:01:03

in and out, so it started off and

1:01:05

it was me, Bryce, Griffin, Anthony, Jaden, Quentin,

1:01:07

and Keo. So yeah, seven. And then, no

1:01:09

one, Blake, got out of there. Everybody had

1:01:11

a chill name. Nobody's like, that's a shitty

1:01:13

name. Yeah, everyone has an

1:01:15

all right name. But I'm saying like for a

1:01:18

content house, like that check color boxes. Yeah, yeah,

1:01:20

yeah. I mean, you're competing. I'm like, call a

1:01:22

content house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like everybody in

1:01:24

there sounds like it's like, yeah, that guy should

1:01:26

be in a content house. And

1:01:28

was that house paid for by like a bigger

1:01:31

company? So what happened was I was starting a

1:01:33

management company coming off of a tour we did

1:01:35

that previous summer. And this was like

1:01:37

before Sway Boys, but the tour we had went on

1:01:39

had just like completely ripped all of us

1:01:41

off. Oh, really? And like money and deals, we didn't like

1:01:43

know what we were doing. We were all young. This was

1:01:45

one of our like first experiences with social media. We're like

1:01:47

16, 17, right? So then I was

1:01:50

like, all right, social media is the Wild West. How can I

1:01:52

like make

1:01:54

a company by the creator for the creator where I

1:01:56

know I don't want to rip off the creator. I

1:01:58

am one of them. And I also like. I want

1:02:00

to help all my friends out. So started a management

1:02:02

company. You also killed the queen. And then, yes, it's

1:02:04

part of the plan. So

1:02:07

went and started a management company and

1:02:09

that's what kind of like wrapped the

1:02:11

Sway house. And so

1:02:13

like, yeah, they were like, wrapped all the boys and

1:02:16

we signed like 100 people off TikTok.

1:02:18

And then I ended up selling my shares in that

1:02:20

company after like kind

1:02:22

of Sway was done. Yeah. Yeah.

1:02:25

That's awesome. And you're very entrepreneurial. I think

1:02:27

people don't understand that. You have your hands in a lot of pots. I

1:02:31

think right now he has his hand. Yeah.

1:02:33

I'm crushing guys doing stand up comedy right now. The

1:02:35

energy drink or no? No. Well,

1:02:37

yeah, we just don't like I think it's something

1:02:39

like I kind of step back from there was

1:02:41

just a couple of people in certain businesses we

1:02:43

were working on that I don't work alongside anymore.

1:02:46

And yeah, just for, you know, certain reasons whatnot.

1:02:48

So like there was just some stuff that I

1:02:50

stepped away from. Dude, I know you get this

1:02:52

question so many, but I'm fascinated to the house.

1:02:54

Like what was that ecosystem like? Like

1:02:57

was it just like and don't answer if

1:02:59

you don't want to. Was it just like

1:03:01

the John like it was it was just like

1:03:03

a vagina house. Um,

1:03:06

the house wasn't shaped like a vagina. Yeah.

1:03:08

He's a media trained. Yeah. That's

1:03:11

a very good answer. It was. Um,

1:03:14

it was it was a crazy time. I mean, you can

1:03:16

pretty much imagine like give 717 to 19 year

1:03:19

old like boys, uh, million multi-million

1:03:25

dollar house and then unlimited

1:03:28

like drinks and yes, weed and

1:03:31

drugs and women. And

1:03:33

that's what that house was. It was a mess. It

1:03:35

was like mattresses with no bed frames. You know what

1:03:38

I mean? Like no, 100%

1:03:40

of the first six months of that house. I did not

1:03:42

have a bed for a matter of like a Casper mattress,

1:03:44

which is like a night mattress. Yeah,

1:03:46

but it's like no bed frame. It was

1:03:48

like a sheet on a mattress on the

1:03:50

ground. My buddy was across the room from

1:03:52

me. He had a mattress on the ground.

1:03:54

No like PV in the room. Corn stars,

1:03:57

dude. It was like, I liked it. I'm

1:03:59

like, oh, People are here. Yeah, it looked

1:04:01

like we were like just like crash They

1:04:04

build these like six to ten million dollar mansions or

1:04:06

gourds in the hills somebody develops it They're like working

1:04:08

on it for years and then a bunch of just

1:04:10

fucking kids I

1:04:13

think that's so funny. It's like all open

1:04:16

rooms. It's like a singular ring light. Yes

1:04:19

Would do people just like drive cuz I don't know at the

1:04:22

Hype House once and there are people who are just driving by

1:04:24

like It was like a museum. They're

1:04:26

like pointing out the window where people do that for

1:04:28

you There was I remember a morning that

1:04:30

me and Bryce went out to the we had like

1:04:32

a gym in our garage So

1:04:34

we wake up in the morning and go work out and

1:04:36

one morning We're out there and I go to lift the

1:04:38

garage Door open, you know just

1:04:40

cuz fucking don't work out in like a

1:04:42

hot. Yeah Open

1:04:44

it and Hollywood fix is just sitting outside the

1:04:47

garage. No like on our property to not like

1:04:49

on the road Yeah, he is like Yeah,

1:04:59

like the most illegal thing that's you can't go

1:05:01

on someone's property right like that's not I mean,

1:05:03

yeah Yeah, I'm passing right but

1:05:05

it's not like we were in a gated like

1:05:07

area So we kind of just like walked up

1:05:09

and I don't know hurt us in the garage

1:05:12

We opened it and just started and we weren't gonna be like get

1:05:14

the fuck out of here Yeah, we just

1:05:16

ended up talking to the guy for like 10 minutes until we

1:05:18

left Yeah, are

1:05:20

you gonna find anybody? I

1:05:22

don't think so. Okay. I don't think that's that's something that

1:05:24

I want to go into Okay, yeah, I

1:05:26

would just like to see it cuz I think I

1:05:28

think you could fuck somebody up just

1:05:31

base I just based on your energy. Okay, like you're

1:05:33

like like just quickly I think you're

1:05:35

taller than a lot of people assume as well. Yeah,

1:05:37

I'm sick. But what yeah got

1:05:39

some Yeah,

1:05:42

yeah, I would need to train for a

1:05:44

while like a long time I want

1:05:46

to give myself cauliflower just so people are scared because

1:05:49

they'd look at you and be like, yeah, dude You see It's

1:05:54

like having a gun on your face. Yeah.

1:05:56

Yeah. Oh this guy fights Oh hundred but

1:05:59

it's funny Cuz I think it's a majority

1:06:01

of guys that know what it's from a lot of girls are like

1:06:03

yeah Yeah, that's that in fact. Yeah, if he

1:06:06

looks like the goonies. What's wrong with him? I

1:06:08

fight people It

1:06:10

is funny cuz it's just like everything you do Just

1:06:12

just more towards men the reason you work

1:06:15

out guys ask you questions you get cauliflower

1:06:17

ear guys. There's more questions No girls like

1:06:19

oh cool. Well, I feel like

1:06:21

girls say they don't like dress for guys either. Oh,

1:06:23

that's true You know, it's like the same thing. I

1:06:25

think yeah, it's like guys It's

1:06:27

all for the same do it for guys a lot

1:06:29

of guys I feel like you

1:06:31

hearing like a compliment from a girl being like

1:06:33

yo, dude You look big versus like one

1:06:35

of your boys come up to me like hey man. I've

1:06:38

been seeing you hit in the gym looking good It's just

1:06:40

like a little more like Yeah,

1:06:44

yeah, I'd way rather have a compliment look like that's

1:06:46

why every guy in the world has a loud car

1:06:48

because they want the validation But they only really get

1:06:50

it from other men. That's the only people I'm

1:06:53

looking to get validation for my car for really You know what I'm

1:06:55

saying? I don't know if I want like I don't need a girl

1:06:57

to come up and like no more about A car than me No,

1:07:05

I'm not like a big car guy I

1:07:08

have a Tesla nice so it's just you know, it's

1:07:10

great LA and I have a lot Yeah, yeah the

1:07:13

best I bought it like just before the gas prices

1:07:15

started going call So

1:07:17

it's like the perfect Fuck

1:07:19

this bullshit like I'm paying all this money

1:07:21

for gas. Yeah, and they're like $17

1:07:25

350 miles. Yeah, it's like it's awesome. So

1:07:27

that part was awesome. But I had an

1:07:30

e63 s before that I'm a sage that

1:07:32

I loved it was yeah, I was like

1:07:34

clean. Alright guys, it's time sock talk secret

1:07:36

So I'm with some audience submissions We

1:07:38

had a question specifically for the three of you in

1:07:41

honor of Josh being here sweet. This comes

1:07:43

from Ally and she says For

1:07:46

guys who were in the streets and are

1:07:48

now in relationships Yeah, how do I get

1:07:50

a guy like that? Like what made

1:07:52

you want to commit to your girl now as opposed to

1:07:54

the other girls before a good question This is a great

1:07:57

question. You guys were in the streets. Oh,

1:07:59

yeah dabbled I was in

1:08:01

the 101 the 405 this guy was a

1:08:03

95 North and South guy might have been

1:08:05

in the hiking trails I don't know if

1:08:07

these were paved. I mean they weren't going

1:08:09

to underdeveloped road. Yes Hundles

1:08:14

the Jewish ones guys I was going everywhere. Yeah, you were

1:08:17

you were deep in there Yeah, it wasn't great. And how

1:08:19

long have you been in a relationship for now? Five

1:08:23

six seven months like that. I thought you're about to

1:08:25

say years No,

1:08:30

no, no. Um Yeah, I

1:08:32

mean you want you want to take it

1:08:34

sure. I mean for me I think what

1:08:37

happened that made me like want to get out

1:08:39

of the streets, I guess was It

1:08:42

was the way that Gabby really went about

1:08:45

Keeping me guessing right like it was the first girl

1:08:48

in a long time. That wasn't just like oh, yeah

1:08:50

I'll kiss you on the first night or yeah, I'll

1:08:52

come back to her house on the first night I

1:08:54

will be in bed together by the end for she

1:08:56

was like now you're gonna have to like

1:08:58

work for this like I know Who you are and

1:09:00

I know like kind of your rep like this isn't

1:09:02

gonna be something that just happens and there was probably

1:09:06

We probably went out Eight

1:09:09

ten times before like I mean like I even

1:09:11

got to kiss this girl Yeah, like it was

1:09:13

like I had to put working but that just

1:09:15

like that was like yeah, that's the game You

1:09:17

know like it's like the games back and like

1:09:19

that's fun like you're in the case like yeah

1:09:21

They touch your hand on date five and you're

1:09:23

like Turn

1:09:26

back in all your middle school With a first

1:09:28

day that she because I had

1:09:30

gone so in my head cuz the first night I

1:09:32

tried to lean in and make start like kissing her

1:09:34

making out with her whatever and she swerved me Yeah,

1:09:37

and like I was like this is this is

1:09:39

I've never been certain my life before what? So

1:09:45

I was like what the fuck so I'm not I'm not

1:09:47

leaning in again, I'm like I'm waiting now She's

1:09:50

gonna Look

1:09:52

at it. Yeah. Yeah, then the one day

1:09:55

she and she sleeps at my house. So

1:09:57

one night don't even nothing Nervous

1:10:00

yeah next morning. We wake up a little between

1:10:02

yeah for real. I kind of got like And

1:10:11

She ends up like her friends are in the house too. They

1:10:13

were in a different room. They're like, okay. We're gonna go She's

1:10:15

like they're like the uber since like okay. Give me like five

1:10:17

minutes, and she like turns and looks at me She's like so

1:10:19

I was like So

1:10:21

it sounds like there's every so I go down.

1:10:23

Yeah totally missing cues. You know I

1:10:26

think yeah, I started over thinking go downstairs open the

1:10:28

door first She kind of like waits a moment and

1:10:30

walks out I like start walking out with her and

1:10:32

eventually she just turns around and like grabs Done

1:10:38

I was yeah, I was like giddy like a schoolboy

1:10:40

get back inside Great

1:10:55

feeling and it's like you build up to it Then

1:10:57

you have that like tension and finally happens yeah, and

1:10:59

before you you notice it You're

1:11:02

like I've been fully locked in like

1:11:04

on this woman's emotions this whole time.

1:11:06

Yep, that's beautiful. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah

1:11:11

So with me this is gonna sound

1:11:13

so corny dude, but like I'm

1:11:16

gonna say it. I literally have never been

1:11:18

I've never felt like that

1:11:20

like love on first sight

1:11:23

Thing ever what about me? Oh,

1:11:26

well you for sure cool when we met I was

1:11:28

like dude But I think that's gay love yeah, that's

1:11:30

gay love that's what everyone knows that's love at first

1:11:32

sight Yeah, that's a good boys. Yeah, I mean when

1:11:34

you isn't that funny when you do meet a boy.

1:11:36

You're like oh, we friends already It's

1:11:39

gonna go yeah. Yeah, you know pretty instantly that

1:11:41

you're gonna be boys. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool

1:11:43

It's pretty cool. We're not about dogs that dog

1:11:45

five be like hey, it was funny. Hey, man.

1:11:47

Dap me up. Yes Oh

1:11:55

Text if you guys are hanging out boys you go. I like

1:11:58

it feels like you're like oh Um,

1:12:01

but yeah, that was that was me and my

1:12:03

and my girl right now like I like the

1:12:05

first date We she was like

1:12:07

I was like some stupid and I like entered and

1:12:09

I was like I was texting her like hey I'm

1:12:11

here where yeah She's like right behind you I turn

1:12:13

around and it was like the obviously the first time

1:12:16

I saw a person we met on Like Raya and

1:12:18

I turn around I had this like obviously

1:12:20

she's beautiful, but it was like way more than that

1:12:22

It was so weird. It's like just like my body

1:12:24

like flooded with endorphins. You know freeze. I'm like slow

1:12:28

God, yeah, it was like there was like wind her hair

1:12:30

was moon. I was like we're inside what's happening and And

1:12:33

we just started talking and like just immediate

1:12:36

just like chemistry super funny and just

1:12:38

like we're like riffing off top Yeah,

1:12:40

it was like laughing immediately shoes laughing

1:12:42

immediately and it was just like getting

1:12:44

into it Do it the

1:12:46

banjo crazy man? Cutey key the first

1:12:48

day was like I think

1:12:50

almost five hours and we were just literally

1:12:53

just at like at a table just talking

1:12:55

laughing drinking whatever and Somebody

1:12:57

definitely got a parking ticket. That's crazy. Oh, yeah, but I

1:13:02

Told it. I would have taken that I would

1:13:04

have taken an impoundment car. Hey get Better

1:13:12

yeah, so you think I love you to this girl.

1:13:15

Oh then right? No no no like now. Oh,

1:13:17

no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, yeah But

1:13:19

yeah, I think that eye is crazy Oh, but

1:13:21

uh, but yeah, I don't know I don't know

1:13:24

if that like kind of helps this lady's present

1:13:26

situation, but like that's what it was for me

1:13:28

it was just like this in I've never felt it

1:13:31

before and I was just like I

1:13:33

I was just like Infatuated like not

1:13:35

in not in a negative way Just like just

1:13:37

in a fashion in the most positive way is infatuated

1:13:39

a negative it could be if you're like a good

1:13:41

app Infatuation, isn't

1:13:44

it? I don't know about that. Fuck you.

1:13:46

It is Infatuation I thought

1:13:48

infatuation was like you're like obsessed with it. Yeah,

1:13:50

but what I'm saying, but it's up kind of

1:13:52

obsessed can have a native I do yeah, and

1:13:54

the bushes and be like, what is he doing?

1:13:56

I mean like that is it really one? Yeah

1:14:00

Food in LA or really any big city. Oh cool. What

1:14:02

was her question? Her question was like, how do I get

1:14:04

that? Yeah, just like how do you she wants to do

1:14:06

that's like She wants to be the

1:14:08

guy or the girl that a guy is like I'm giving

1:14:10

it all up for you You know what I

1:14:12

mean? I'm gonna make him like it's like a slow

1:14:15

roll. Yeah, you got to play the game Yeah, I

1:14:17

play the game and then I guess soon. He

1:14:19

wasn't the guy. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I

1:14:21

think I think the slow the slow phase definitely

1:14:23

key But it's also just like this

1:14:26

sounds so corny But it's also like kissing as not

1:14:28

as many frogs that sounds like you're out here fucking

1:14:31

fucking whoever but I think it's just like giving yourself

1:14:33

Enough chances and eventually you will find the right person

1:14:35

It's just like and not putting the forefront of

1:14:37

your brain to be like, okay Yeah,

1:14:40

just go out there and just like kind of

1:14:42

be easy breathing with it and you'll eventually you

1:14:44

will eventually meet someone that like you Connect on

1:14:47

a like a crazy level that you'd never thought you think

1:14:49

I could with someone like that So I

1:14:51

think the slow play and just like giving yourself

1:14:53

enough options. I think yeah. Yeah Great

1:14:56

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1:15:12

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jerky hot cheetos in the board even

1:15:54

just separate into it Like yeah, we

1:15:56

were no we were both eating and then we like got

1:15:58

we got into it and like nobody was worried Wiping whatever

1:16:00

but hot you do look if you eat enough dude.

1:16:02

It's I'm

1:16:07

pretty sure they change your fingerprints forever But

1:16:11

yeah, but yeah, well it's worked up, but

1:16:13

that's my only like relation to this thing

1:16:16

I mean dude. I don't know it's you

1:16:18

know mate But maybe it might make you

1:16:20

come quicker like you get two different sensations

1:16:22

He said it was bad, but maybe if you get a little bit of tingle

1:16:25

I think a little bit tingle so well so well a

1:16:27

little bit of tingles good, but too much thing I thought

1:16:29

that sort of you only going away different direction, but I

1:16:31

thought what direction do you think I thought he was gonna

1:16:33

Like be like this is not sitting while my stomach mid

1:16:36

blowjob. He um shit. Yeah, oh

1:16:40

I don't think you could know that's what I'm

1:16:42

saying right. It's like when you're hard you try

1:16:44

to pee like you kind of Okay, yeah, shit

1:16:46

when you're I've had a bubblegum.

1:16:48

It's a strong word. Yeah, I hear you I've

1:16:51

had the bubblegum mid fuck before but I've never

1:16:53

stories What's up? You use stories like somebody lets

1:16:55

out like a little bit of a fart you

1:16:57

know yeah Down on yep. Yeah,

1:16:59

I don't think it's impossible, but I just didn't know

1:17:01

where that sort of was going That's

1:17:04

always the worst ever is when you're like yo I

1:17:06

need to like and it's not gonna be an okay

1:17:08

poop like it's gonna be a nightmare And you're at

1:17:10

like her place and the bathroom is next to her

1:17:12

bed, and you're like what do I do now pull

1:17:15

the fire alarm? I had a white what's

1:17:17

up? You just own it you own it. You

1:17:19

gotta own it dude my My

1:17:22

two X kind of like a search your dominance. Yeah,

1:17:25

it's like a dog. Yeah What

1:17:28

if it's date one? Yeah, you know

1:17:30

I mean like oh, I'm fighting demons. I'm holding

1:17:32

back People be shit people

1:17:34

not but you but you know what I mean though. Yeah, you have

1:17:36

to say when you walk in yo people but

1:17:39

I'm talking about like after like India

1:17:42

like after like a Like

1:17:44

it's not okay, right? I guess like I think

1:17:46

you maybe just let her go to the bathroom

1:17:48

first And then you go after because you won't

1:17:50

be in the bathroom My

1:17:57

girlfriend does that not like with the

1:17:59

bathroom Like where she'll suggest

1:18:01

something that I want to do, but she's

1:18:03

just planting ideas in my head And she thinks I don't

1:18:05

like real like she'll be like she'll be like it will

1:18:07

be in bed It'll be like nighttime She'll be like don't

1:18:10

you think you like Probably want to

1:18:12

go brush your teeth now and like put on like

1:18:14

maybe like cologne or whatever cuz like I want to

1:18:16

like kiss You and like you don't want to kiss

1:18:18

me like I think you probably want to go brush

1:18:20

your teeth And I'm like a bag of chips, and

1:18:22

I'm like what the fuck yeah sure just ask me

1:18:24

to go do my

1:18:27

shit away smart Apparently

1:18:29

it's a really popular thing not really popular But a

1:18:31

lot of people are into the idea of fire

1:18:33

and ice blow jobs And they'll do they'll

1:18:36

fill two cups with different temperature liquids So

1:18:38

like a cold water with ice cubes and

1:18:40

then a hot mint tea and then do Hand

1:18:43

jobs and blow jobs with the tea like in

1:18:45

the mouth. Oh, this is great Wait,

1:18:48

there's an ice-cream and hot tea in the mouth So

1:18:50

yeah You have a cup of cold water and then

1:18:52

a cup of hot tea and so like you'll take

1:18:54

a swig of the cold water with Ice cubes start

1:18:56

going down on a guy and then take a swig

1:18:58

of the black Oh, it's like we make those wax

1:19:00

hands in the back in the day at the carnival

1:19:02

yeah, yeah, yeah, nobody Dude

1:19:07

I haven't got an ice cube blowjob in seven years

1:19:09

almost as good as the ice cube in the bong

1:19:11

back in the day Last

1:19:19

harsh yeah, and the smoke tasted like

1:19:21

Yeah, you know about so later calling

1:19:23

a bong from like a fucking captain

1:19:25

planet. Oh, yeah, dude I felt like

1:19:27

a like a they explore or something

1:19:29

like it was sued and you're like

1:19:31

this help in my lungs I think

1:19:33

it was worse for your lungs. Honestly. It was

1:19:35

well cuz you think more liquid in it Yeah,

1:19:37

I mean dude, but those young people yeah, yeah,

1:19:39

I don't think it was great bong

1:19:42

hits with no ice Those

1:19:45

coughs you're like am I gonna die have

1:19:47

you ever accidentally hit a bong with no water?

1:19:49

Yes? No It's

1:19:52

just like someone just like goes and empties the

1:19:54

bong and this happened to me one time Someone

1:19:56

just had like left it out, and they had emptied it

1:20:00

I go over and I pack it you try to hit one

1:20:02

of those you're dead Yeah, oh, well, I

1:20:04

thought the ones that you used to outer body experience

1:20:07

But I hit one of my shotgun ones where

1:20:09

you like it has the on the the back is just

1:20:11

like you know Yeah, it's called it

1:20:13

literally look like a fucking pickle or cucumber

1:20:15

shotgun pipe. I think yeah Yeah,

1:20:17

and then you to clear you to move your

1:20:19

hand off. It's essentially like that, but so hard

1:20:22

I've never even heard of that. So I forget

1:20:24

what it is called shotgun pipe Yeah, it's really

1:20:26

just like a bong without the water like they're

1:20:28

there like like that Yeah,

1:20:30

yeah, yeah, like early early

1:20:32

like okay. Okay, bong's really like super super

1:20:34

sick Yeah, I remember when people were big

1:20:36

into the pipe I'm like I

1:20:38

feel like when I first started smoking everyone and because

1:20:40

it was so easy. I yeah From

1:20:43

your parents still it's like you have this

1:20:45

tiny little pipe You can put in that

1:20:47

throwing bag that everyone would have the grab

1:20:49

the bones out of the two liter Yeah,

1:20:51

I'll cut the just because you can make

1:20:53

them anyone's house. Yeah, parents are bad. Don't

1:20:55

make that anywhere We

1:20:58

put a sock in the bottom of a bottle fill the whole

1:21:00

thing up with water and you cut it out Yeah,

1:21:02

and then it would essentially take the hit for

1:21:04

you take top of then you hit it Oh,

1:21:06

I don't one of those so you put a

1:21:08

pen on there for a sock in the top

1:21:10

part all this is filled with water Yeah, useful

1:21:12

you and then when you start draining the water

1:21:15

that's sucking And then when

1:21:17

you so it looks like I think smokes

1:21:19

a whole bowl is in one To

1:21:22

booty ashes it and then you hit just

1:21:24

that one high and you're in your like

1:21:26

another level Yeah, it isn't it's a crazy

1:21:29

one, but fun fun Lot

1:21:32

more fun than hitting up waterless ball. I

1:21:34

never that's yeah, trash. What are we doing that for? Just

1:21:38

Richards buddy. I mean check out a

1:21:40

sketch show you're in a movie with Nicolas Cage Only

1:21:42

thing we talked about that we're in the scene with

1:21:44

him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah fucking awesome. It was so cool

1:21:47

He seems so cool man. Yeah super like earth. Yeah,

1:21:49

like just like chill guy At least that was my

1:21:51

experience with him like like we nervous that I came

1:21:53

alongside with him or you're like I'm just gonna do

1:21:55

my shooting. Um, I was

1:21:57

I was nervous. I would say but I think

1:22:00

And it was kind of a mentality of, you know,

1:22:02

I have one scene with

1:22:04

Nicolas Cage and I have another scene later in

1:22:06

the film, like, let's make sure this fucking, you

1:22:08

know, like, let's go into this and just like

1:22:10

have fun. And I'd hung out with Noah Centineo,

1:22:12

like the whole two days. So

1:22:14

like, that was the three people in the

1:22:17

scene. So I was pretty comfortable with no one. How did that

1:22:19

come about? Did you audition for it? Do you get kind of

1:22:21

like some of these are just like a text like, Hey, we

1:22:23

love your stuff. You want to be in this? Yeah, I was

1:22:25

just like asked to go in it. I didn't audition or anything.

1:22:27

Cool. Yeah. So

1:22:29

is that like more like legit type of stuff? Are you

1:22:32

like, yeah, I think lean towards that. That's definitely a place

1:22:34

I want to go into. I mean, I think with this

1:22:36

comedy sketch. So that's kind of like, I get a test

1:22:38

out some stuff. Yeah. You know,

1:22:40

like get my feet wet. Well, that's because you're in control of

1:22:42

it. So it's like, you're not like memorizing somebody else's lines. It's

1:22:44

like, this is the stuff you wrote the stuff that you

1:22:46

think is funny. So it's easy. You can do your best

1:22:48

acting in these sketches. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:22:53

Well, check out the sketch show. Josh Richards. Thanks

1:22:55

so much for coming on, man. I really appreciate it.

1:22:57

It's so fun, dude. Thank you so much. I can't believe

1:22:59

you killed the queen. Got to do what you got to do. Wow.

1:23:02

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1:23:04

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