0:00

Problem is Gigi doesn't really super love

0:02

other dogs. And so she won't like

0:04

run around and get exercise. Hey, she

0:06

wants hot dogs In

0:14

my head I'm delusional any if a video has like 499,000

0:18

views I'm like each one of those people loved

0:20

it Each one of those people was

0:22

like great video anytime and I'd always

0:24

see a comment and then 17 Like

0:28

whatever fucking comments back to that. I'm

0:31

like half of those are Isn't

0:34

it crazy? You're just at home like petting your

0:36

dog going gee G And then there's people around

0:38

the world arguing in your comments. Yeah your comment

0:40

section And I'm not saying you have a toxic

0:42

comment section, but like every once in a while

0:45

somebody will just find it Of course, he's wearing

0:47

a rock footage, too. What does that mean? He

0:49

voted for the rot? Oh Are

0:51

we in? What should we be in? Yeah, we're in When

0:55

somebody writes Something

0:57

about well, this guy's funner than

0:59

Matt Rife in my comments.

1:02

I know there's gonna be 900

1:06

comments the thing you could be cutting zucchinis and they'd

1:08

be like funnier than Matt, right? It's like I'm not

1:10

even doing stand-up. I'm not even saying also Matt's a

1:12

great guy He's so fun and he's funny. Yeah, every

1:14

time I watch a clip I go I get it. He's funny Yeah,

1:17

funny never not one time the headset we

1:19

could change but he's addressed that to everybody.

1:21

Yes I saw him in the comedy

1:23

story goes. Yeah all the comics had it, but like

1:25

dude fucking for me I wouldn't know what to do

1:28

with my hands Because he told me that he would

1:30

like if he was listening to somebody he would kind

1:32

of rest the mic and it's easier for Him to

1:34

listen to tongue. I think about his

1:36

hands or to hold up a

1:38

brand of waters like yeah I

1:40

think he's more like I think he's like throwback to like Britney

1:42

Spears. I think he like really I also

1:44

this one I like the the the skin color

1:47

one is also a hilarious time. Yeah,

1:49

wouldn't you just go? I want to do them, but it's like a podcast

1:51

mic. So it's just like this That's

1:53

pretty good. No, I don't know but I don't know.

1:55

It's just comments are hilarious. What are those? You know those

1:58

gamer headsets? That's what I want to wear Yes.

2:01

Hello. Oh, dude, you know what's crazy?

2:03

You know how we all have the indent on our thumbs?

2:06

Or our pinkies? What are we gonna indent?

2:08

From your phone? Oh, yeah, yeah.

2:10

Gamers have... What is it called? It's

2:12

a little cold something. It's like the... The

2:14

cauliflower hair. I see where

2:16

you're going, but no. But

2:18

gamers all have indents from the headset in their

2:21

head. Their actual head? Their actual cranium. Sir, no.

2:24

Yes. All

2:26

of us in the future are gonna have indented heads

2:28

and our pinky. Why do I keep telling

2:30

the thumb? And our pinkies are gonna hook up like a fish

2:32

hook. I

2:34

used to have a fucking joke where

2:36

I was like, I can't wait to end 50 years when

2:38

my thumbs are gonna be fucking massive. Yeah.

2:41

Thumbs? Are you kidding me

2:43

how fucking big our thumbs... Well, think about

2:45

how much work our pinkies are doing now.

2:47

It's the weakest on our finger, on our

2:49

hand. Holy shit, I'm bombing today. It's

2:52

the weakest finger on our hand and now is the

2:54

guy that support a phone every day. You know what's

2:56

weird though? This bitch used to only be for Chardonnay.

2:59

Not bombing anymore. And

3:02

assholes. Pinky and ass?

3:04

Yeah. And the brain.

3:07

That is a cartoon. Pinky and the brain. Um, let me

3:09

say this. Did you see

3:11

the gamer in that? I did, but I don't... I think

3:13

that's not real. Really? This one?

3:16

I don't think birds are real, so... That's also true. Look

3:18

at... Like... Well,

3:20

first of all... Why are we shaving his head?

3:23

To prove it. Oh, to prove it.

3:25

Um, but I

3:27

don't get... How tight is it on his fucking

3:29

head? It's on there every day for like eight hours a

3:31

day. Oh, right. Yeah, they do stream. Dude, if

3:33

I had that, I'd put chips up there. Oh! Wait,

3:36

so what was it when kids have the pad on their

3:38

head? They have misshapen heads

3:40

and they need to like reshape the heads.

3:43

And then when babies are babies, the bones

3:45

are like really, really soft, so you can

3:47

form them better. That's why this doesn't

3:49

make any sense to me. So like, you... It's

3:52

so tight that it literally makes it into

3:54

the fucking bone. It pushes down on it.

3:57

Like, have you ever worn the Apple Pro

3:59

Max? What are the fuck they like dent on

4:01

your head and after a while like you like feel

4:04

it up there like I don't Know real yeah, I

4:06

don't know. I don't look at I mean look at

4:08

her pinky. Do you have the iPhone finger? Oh? I

4:13

do too. Yeah, I mean that's not great. That's

4:16

crazy I'm gonna be a little open a bottle

4:18

of wine with us later. Do you have a

4:20

bottle of one open our house? Uh I have

4:22

no idea yes, I Don't

4:24

know people send me wine. I'm like for fucking what I

4:26

just read gift it. Hey. Thank

4:29

you I've never got home and be like

4:31

wow I can't wait for a glass of

4:33

war low But maybe that's the answer I

4:35

think wine to women is like jerking off

4:37

to men honestly not bad Do we end

4:39

the podcast now? I think it's over dude.

4:41

You know what else is over what gypsy

4:44

rose and her man done These

4:46

not so fire. I feel bad.

4:48

She fucking gloat glute glute up

4:51

gloat up Don't ask tends to

4:53

glow up What do you

4:55

glue up glue up there? We go. Yeah,

4:57

she glue up feel bad, man What what my

4:59

man's up to it all

5:02

give me if he? Starts he

5:04

will and only fans Is

5:06

that we're gonna yes a 1000% ways not gonna start

5:08

a fucking start up. He might start a podcast For

5:12

the dude gypsy rose gave her rose to someone else

5:15

I mean somebody fucking write that down if

5:17

she was on the bachelor bachelorette like like

5:20

She bachelor I give it out the rose

5:22

yeah, yeah I would imagine and gypsy rose

5:25

gives off her last rose and the husband

5:27

is Down to the

5:29

final two doesn't get the rose bro

5:32

pull up an article gypsy rose my head like

5:34

I mean well I mean obviously her life has

5:36

changed dramatically in the past couple months So she

5:38

went to jail she went from jail to like

5:41

having like a contract with yeah well to like

5:43

good day America What is it

5:45

good morning America good days works, too? That's the British

5:47

version I'm crushed today They

5:51

separate after three months, so they were here

5:53

for three months three months three months rule

5:56

But you got to you got to figure like what a

5:58

rollercoaster that would have been like imagine. You're just like That's

6:00

just real lonely school teacher in the middle of

6:02

nowhere and you have a pen pal in prison

6:04

and then all the sudden you're Was on the

6:07

red carpet like yeah in Hollywood people like oh

6:09

we can make you a fucking star Like he's

6:11

probably has a big head right now. It's probably

6:13

like a big dig didn't she said yeah Yeah,

6:16

he's definitely on Cameos this cock out. I

6:18

wonder if he is on Cameos. He's gotta

6:20

be um Yeah, man. I feel

6:23

bad I feel bad for both of them because it probably

6:25

it felt like they're what they have was a love so

6:27

intimate She had the sparks wine she

6:30

did but but that but that's what it always

6:32

is man. Well. Yeah I mean it's just so

6:34

much change so fast But you don't even have

6:36

like there's so much in your head from like

6:38

this new life and stardom and and people in

6:40

your ear You can't know about your shirt. No

6:42

order her mother. Well. She didn't the other man

6:44

did all right. He was like the Still

6:47

jail she was well think about it. She was

6:49

the coach is like alright, and we're gonna go

6:52

for under oh and hot route Do

6:54

it I don't know she didn't do it

6:56

she was She was calling

6:59

the plane you wrote the plate. She drew it

7:01

up. She didn't the mad thing Yeah,

7:04

she she's like alright. No doesn't do that, and

7:06

then she's like drew circles around her mom's head

7:09

How did he god? How do you do it? We

7:12

don't stepped like they like oh

7:14

like has anybody stabbed somebody once

7:17

like I feel like they stabbed like either once or like 78 times

7:20

Yeah, there's no middle ground. There's no 11 It's

7:23

either we are it's either one that just pains me to know

7:25

there's people out there that do that type of shit What you

7:28

bring in an article, and you're like what

7:30

is happening in upstate, New York Syracuse? Dude

7:37

I will say this though. Oh,

7:40

would you really get stabbed or shot shot? Because

7:43

if you live so cool What's

7:46

cool? What's cooler? But you all got stabbed

7:48

70 times that I'm alive or I got

7:50

shot 70 that's shot Stab

7:52

70 is kind of do you think said you said actually got

7:54

shot? Or do you think it's just

7:56

a cool thing to say? That's also

7:58

true. Here's the thing that I like

8:01

it all in all seriousness, right? It's like

8:03

everything that she has been through she deserves

8:05

happiness, right? So she's right. Just wasn't happy

8:07

and here's the thing also too, bro. If

8:09

you're a dude, that's writing

8:11

like Literature

8:14

to someone in prison. I don't

8:16

know if you're that Like

8:19

I don't think I don't know if you're you

8:21

know, the dude of someone's dreams Cuz

8:24

you're bombing in real life and then you go

8:26

well, maybe Sure, but

8:29

think about it. She's like he Found

8:31

her before she blew up is like

8:34

you you're my everything and then

8:36

she blew and you know It's like it's

8:38

like when a small-time manager finds like an

8:40

act and that act blows up and then

8:42

yeah You leave she's she'll probably be dating

8:44

Pete Davidson in a week. Yeah, so she'll

8:48

So it's like she was

8:50

dating him and then blew it's like it's the

8:52

classic. I mean it happens in Hollywood every every

8:54

year There's that big actor fucking what's

8:57

his big hog salt burn now.

8:59

I suddenly you're told big hog salt burn Ollie

9:03

salt burn That's

9:12

not real no, thank God, but

9:14

um Ollie salt burn What

9:17

is going on? You're gonna

9:19

grab a very very clear you

9:21

very man. Hello had a kid

9:23

with the lady closed up salt

9:25

burn number one on Amazon Prime

9:27

November 14th Terry Dactyl leaves her

9:29

dating another woman. Oh, that's John

9:32

Mulaney. Yeah. Yes, Kevin Hart Should

9:35

we be saying I know? Gursing

9:38

what's in the news people know so I I

9:40

think that maybe it was that but I have

9:42

no idea This is what it is. This is

9:44

what it is, dude. And this is like a

9:46

true take on it how I feel about it

9:48

Okay, I think that he and

9:50

this is my take no freak out. I

9:52

don't know if he's you know

9:55

a great guy He's writing to

9:57

a woman in jail. He couldn't he couldn't

9:59

get a He couldn't get someone

10:01

out in life. He's not doing great. You know

10:03

I mean he's right into a woman in jail

10:05

and by doing that He's planting the seeds Michael.

10:07

I might never written to a woman in prison

10:09

once So I don't think I

10:11

think if you know it if you write to someone

10:13

in prison This is my point if you write someone

10:15

in prison I feel like you feel like that person

10:18

never getting out so there's security in that and then

10:20

it became real Oh, and then she's

10:22

like hey, do you want to go to McDonald's

10:24

and he's like, you know, whatever I

10:26

don't know Doing what he normally

10:28

does imagine getting left on red on a prison

10:30

note You're like you are you're you're so lonely

10:32

and I didn't do it for you. I know

10:34

for sure you saw it You're in a what

10:36

a man block what you're not gonna write back.

10:38

You're going to a party. I'm good I get

10:40

it by a friend. What if you got I

10:42

got a boyfriend from a girl in prison? Who

10:44

are you fucking a packet of noodles? Noodles

10:48

are so good like in prison. Well, yeah,

10:50

but they make everything out of it. Yeah

10:52

headboard No, they make fucking just cell phones out of

10:54

it. What's the point of a headboard to

10:56

hold it while you're fucking someone you love See

10:59

how I threw that at the land. Yeah, headboards are

11:01

fire I told you that

11:03

I have a black fucking metal headboard and I've

11:06

wrapped my hand around it I get all this

11:08

fucking leverage god sex is cool

11:12

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tragic happened to me. Actually 19 things

14:58

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15:00

When I was on tour. Also Portland

15:02

Seattle Vancouver thank you for everyone coming

15:04

out. The shows were awesome. So we

15:07

are traveling to Vancouver from

15:10

Seattle. Yep and how far is that?

15:12

Not far. Not far. Two and a half hours. Drive?

15:15

Drive. But across the border. Across the border. Across the

15:17

border. So we have to... Do you have Gigi? No.

15:20

Oh because she's American. She's American she can't

15:22

go to Canada because she's too American.

15:24

And has a DUI. And has a DUI. Let

15:26

me in your country have a fucking DUI. You

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don't like to party? No it's also like but

15:31

dude you can't get into the country if you

15:33

have a DUI even if you're not driving. So

15:35

I'm in the backseat. What the fuck? I'm in the backseat

15:37

suck them on dick and I can't get in the fucking

15:39

Canada. Without party. I made one

15:42

mistake when I was 19. Not me I don't

15:44

have a DUI. But I'm saying like hypothetically I'm

15:46

19 years old I have one DUI. It's

15:50

a great way to filter out Americans though. I

15:53

mean I can't. I don't know

15:55

the stupid sucking off maple leaves. I don't know what they do

15:57

there. Joking off to hockey players. Alright

15:59

so... You're

16:02

going to Vancouver. I'm going to Vancouver. And I'm

16:04

very excited. I did a one-nighter there before, so

16:06

fun. So we're driving.

16:09

We are, I don't know, 15 minutes

16:11

in the drive. Videographer

16:13

goes, yeah, the tire

16:16

is getting pretty low. I got it. He's

16:18

driving. He's driving. He

16:21

does that. Looks down. He

16:24

realizes there's a massive nail in

16:26

the tire. We have a tight

16:28

itinerary. It is a rental car. Day

16:30

of the show? Day of. It

16:32

is day of the show. I'm leaving him. Uber,

16:34

figure it out. Oh, we can't Uber. We just

16:36

started. I can't Uber. Three

16:38

hours across. Can you Uber across the border? Hilarious.

16:40

Because then the driver would have to be... He would have

16:43

to have a passport. What the fuck? Can you do

16:45

that? You can't. You get there. He's

16:47

like, I got a DUI. Man, how recently? Last

16:49

weekend? Good. He's like,

16:52

current Lime Hammer. So, so, uh,

16:54

nail in the tire. We're like, fuck. So

16:56

then we call all the Avises

16:58

in the area. No cars. There's

17:01

no cars. There's no way Avis

17:03

is a telephone number. Doug, well, first

17:06

of all, funny. Second of all, the one that

17:08

was closest to us that was like 15 minutes

17:10

away, literally they were like, our lot is empty.

17:12

And I go, I literally go, repeat that. What

17:14

do you... Oh, Gabe also

17:16

said he had a meltdown moment. He yelled at a

17:18

lady. I can't wait for this. I can't wait for

17:21

this. Follow it in. Circle back. This

17:23

is like a... A live PD. And we're going

17:25

live to Michael Blassen and having a freak out.

17:27

We're going to Vancouver. We got a tire. Gabe's

17:29

got a nail. Gabe's got a freak out story.

17:31

Jack jerked off a pine cone. I'd

17:34

watch that. So, uh, call

17:36

Avises. Literally they go, no cars. I go,

17:38

repeat that. They go, they go, sir, there's,

17:40

we literally have no cars. And then I go, why are you a

17:42

rental car player? You said that? I do. I'm

17:45

heated. You said that? Dude, I'm heated

17:47

because... You're doing crowd work? I'm

17:49

heated because in my head I'm... Crowd working in Avis

17:51

employee. In my head I'm like, bro.

17:54

We can't go to cross the border. I have fucking two

17:56

shows tonight. Yes. What time is that?

17:58

What time is that? So the

18:00

four okay, and it takes an hour drive to

18:02

an hour drive And we just started and the

18:04

the venue in Seattle said that they had an

18:07

act last week charter car sub-border And it took

18:09

them like seven hours. It can take a while

18:11

right yeah, we did it at night. Yeah Yeah,

18:13

you're there for that right yeah, and yeah, it

18:15

took forever either night, so I'm freaking out So

18:18

we finally get and I'm like and all the

18:20

AV's places are go are like we'll send out

18:22

a tow truck We will tow you to a

18:25

place, and I'm like all that's gonna take three

18:27

hours So I'm like fuck it.

18:29

We're gonna replace the tire, and then I go are you

18:31

guys gonna like reimburse us and they go no And

18:35

I go hold on you think man. I go hold on

18:37

charge you for a USB port I'm gonna hold on so

18:40

I'm giving you all a new tire, and

18:42

you're not gonna fuck it I'm losing my

18:44

mind so I go fuck it so we

18:46

find a tire place. That's first of all

18:48

by the way It's Easter Sunday. I don't

18:51

know if you know about the Lord has risen no one's

18:53

working Yeah, so we call like

18:55

Ford house There's no tire place open one thank

18:57

God was like a mile away We have to

19:00

fill the tire up and then drive super slow

19:02

to the tire place right we get the tire

19:04

place Thank God people working then the guy takes

19:06

the tire off lickety-split puts on thing he goes

19:09

hey. Do you know there's two nails?

19:12

There's two nails The

19:14

tire was Jesus oh Oh My

19:19

fuck I'm just realizing this on Easter Sunday

19:21

two nails and a tire two nails holding

19:23

Jesus arms up you guys get it anyway

19:25

This tire was a Jew uh yes, Jesus

19:27

was you yeah, the alleged dude you ever

19:29

get nailed to the cross so hard you

19:31

become Catholic Fuck

19:35

I might start a religion. He's Jesus. He has

19:37

abs was really in a startup company if you're

19:39

like Yo y'all fuck with this. Yes. I've already

19:41

been on a start tank, but he already said

19:43

this Catholicism was the first patreon I'm

19:46

crushing so um you

19:49

know I was crushing nails in your tire to

19:51

a thank you No, that's right right so then

19:53

so then he they patch it up Good

19:56

news yes pat news patch it up, then

19:59

we're driving okay Then we get to

20:01

the border, okay? Nick drive

20:03

easy get to the board the gentleman looks

20:05

at the looks at the the papers and

20:07

goes yeah You're not at

20:09

the right crossing How

20:13

many crossings how many fucking borders you got

20:15

was that man literally we are not at

20:17

the right crossing for the border Like

20:20

there's I get a Like

20:22

a like a la fitness parking garage, but are

20:24

you giving your papers to honestly to this day?

20:26

I don't know, but we were at there was

20:29

two different ways to cross the border in Vancouver.

20:31

We went to the wrong one What

20:34

does that let you into I don't

20:36

I don't know I don't I still to say don't

20:38

know and I go and we go Okay, where do

20:40

we go? I'm thinking it's like 45

20:42

minutes. It's not it's literally next to the thing I'm

20:44

like, okay, just I'm giving you all this because there's

20:46

a lot of fucking lot of Before

20:49

the big thing so then so

20:51

then we have to go into Canada. We

20:54

have to do a u-turn Back into

20:56

America, and you just to get your paperwork

20:59

out to you. Yes, sir. We have to

21:01

what are you in Canada a u-turn? I

21:03

don't believe it literally so then we go

21:05

we have to wait in line to get

21:07

into America. I Am

21:10

but me I'm like I'm immediately gone.

21:12

Oh, yeah, you understand, but like can

21:14

you process it? No, well can mr.

21:16

Abraham Lincoln process it. That's a $5

21:18

bill you go to jail They

21:21

even know right you can Lincoln no they

21:24

have fucking color journeys. Yeah Anyways,

21:27

you leave it gone with the hot route. I have a gun

21:30

We could have done that we could

21:32

have done that this America. So you do a

21:35

u-turn way in line to wait in another line

21:37

Yeah, so then we went to another isn't life

21:39

silly you just did a circle to do a

21:41

circle You know what silly already in you should

21:43

have been ran theft auto. I'll tell you what

21:45

silly Borders and

21:47

lines. Oh, you mean? No,

21:51

I'm real my head is turning red.

21:53

I'm sick of it. Let

21:55

me in your fucking country. Yeah I'm gonna do

21:57

it's like Canada like jokes to do jokes. I'm

21:59

not. Warner be there to data to fucking

22:01

cel bad your skin's Iowa mean you're fucking

22:04

family to and Vassar don't that true For

22:06

make a u turn wait in line to

22:08

go to America fan of a sudden a

22:10

random guy just or to walk kids walking

22:12

towards the border spite you not get in

22:14

was. Up. I

22:17

respect to though I don't like out male

22:19

mice are you to walk in whatever doesn't

22:22

have any water of the minute and you

22:24

can. Disappointing. To to end it we were

22:26

like you do to Mexico. Then. Oh.

22:30

Those. Is like when you go to Disneyland. Yeah

22:33

I. Mean I don't know but his ankles

22:35

or blows I'm on People wait outside. Naomi given

22:37

be will run to run. If. You

22:40

are seventeen and bloat good eighteen up.

22:43

Job. A good literally get

22:45

a job Ward I loved his your and or

22:47

important I don't. Heart. Portal

22:49

Now do know now he didn't like jews.

22:51

I don't like your fucking park. So.

22:55

In line. Try to

22:57

the American work we pull up to this Old

23:00

Republic to this. Fuck

23:02

can woman. I've

23:04

never been talk and booze month is

23:06

over or dog it's over. I would

23:08

never have a he talked to in

23:10

such a condescending manner in my life.

23:12

Really. So she we

23:14

pull up his his his fucking stupid

23:16

glasses on and as she goes a.

23:19

Wind. Down the window by lowering a minivan.

23:21

Wind down the window. I've ever met a man. Yeah,

23:23

what else we know read. Anything

23:26

or during don't don't really have.

23:28

We all know we afford. Okay,

23:31

Now, but here's the I hear you. Amazon

23:33

has no, no, I hear you, I hear

23:35

you. But have you been in a minivan

23:37

recently? It's like they're very, very spacious. Not

23:39

or hang out those anymore. Why?

23:41

would happen or your toast. Well.

23:44

Known and I other day at the of

23:46

where we were untenable to unpick. I had

23:48

to pick up a three say but it

23:50

has like sliding doors. He said it's really

23:52

nice. I know it's

23:54

students so easy pick up kids and Sarah

23:56

like those were like years. Ah good for

23:59

you were dead. The minivan and he

24:01

had the but the automatic doors. great. And.

24:03

Then one friend would try to close their i

24:05

fucking.is using I was of it is not in

24:08

life but on tor it's greatest is on the

24:10

luggage do you could stay you can like die

24:12

I his It's quick that we have availed sort

24:14

of to my dad when from an Infinity G

24:17

thirty five to a Toyota Sienna if that's not.

24:19

My recital. I don't know where that toss

24:21

yeah you're from my business be like oh

24:24

my guide Daddy's billiards of slogan. that was

24:26

issue. I mean little leaguer called daddy is

24:28

both way. I do it again without. Yup.

24:30

Yup, more than. Semen. Really Fucking

24:32

Daddy Them daddy? The of the center? Fucking

24:34

yeah. Diaper journeyman man. Gonna civilized? Why? Why

24:37

the window one the window down while region

24:39

Or that that's normal I put him. I

24:41

have a might not or am I had

24:43

ago. How often does that work for one

24:46

in the winter comes home a bazooka? How

24:48

of wine the window down Help. Anyway,

24:51

so sick of it way. but well how

24:53

would you give them the paper on an

24:55

on off the back window? oh these are

24:57

the back window yeah get the fuck outta

24:59

years old and a window and people whatever.

25:01

And she goes, why are you interviewing We

25:03

just we just came from whatever they see

25:05

a looming check the A license plates is

25:07

yours. Oh so this car is some you

25:09

drove all from Denver and will not a

25:11

we produce carbon Portland and she like the

25:13

wise is reds are in Denver of your

25:16

it's a rental car She was a rental

25:18

cars really yes and is and then she

25:20

literally goes. Us can't do that. And.

25:22

We go. On. Sorry what she goes.

25:24

I'm just joking. No

25:27

no ha ha ha. I'm just joking,

25:29

blah blah be. Get to this fucking

25:32

interactions and then. The videographer

25:34

goes also. Where do we were to we

25:36

go Do we go to a gone like

25:38

for seventeen to make the you turn to

25:40

go on the right thing and she goes

25:42

she was. I wouldn't do that. Big.

25:45

Pause. Then

25:47

where do we go? That she

25:49

finally tells us. but it's everything's in the

25:51

most likely moment is use phones. Because.

25:54

Women: gps what

25:56

we just it's when you

25:59

we read There's like three

26:01

different ways to go it's pretty confusing so

26:03

we're just like you work here Which would

26:05

we go to go the fucking thing and

26:07

then we say one way she goes oh,

26:09

well We wouldn't do that anyways. I'm Working

26:13

at the border my hair. She's well.

26:15

She hates herself good take

26:18

that gun you have on your fucking holster Hey,

26:20

yeah, don't eat it. I'm just that was too much. I'm

26:22

sorry um Whatever so we

26:25

ran to the fucking border we

26:27

get to the Canadian border the second one

26:30

The guy checks a little paperwork. He goes

26:32

okay sounds good. Um pull into there and

26:35

You need to get checked Fucking

26:40

what? We pull

26:42

into the fucking I mean four guys in a

26:44

minivan dog thumbs up. I hear you. I am

26:47

Enrage yeah, where are you sitting in this?

26:49

I'm in the in the like this not

26:51

this backpack with the back Okay,

26:54

no row. Thank you. That's a better

26:56

way to say it so then I Kids

26:58

on oh Yeah Heated

27:02

she had your own so shades on in the

27:04

back lounge in a minivan drive the car

27:06

I'm sick. I don't wonder they want to fucking

27:08

pat you down There's a kind of backseat

27:10

with sunglasses yelling commands pissed so

27:12

we pull up to that We immediately when we pull

27:14

up it's like a garage again area and then a

27:17

big and then a big like Man,

27:19

huh, I don't think you went to Canada

27:21

man I don't think I went this part

27:23

in to go to Canada so we pull

27:26

up and immediately as we're pulling up There

27:28

are three cops and one dude that they're

27:30

having a heated exchange like this man's like

27:32

fuck you I'm a fuck and there's three Americans

27:34

and we're like what no What

27:37

is what's what's happening? So

27:39

we pull up and then an officer comes over gets

27:41

get out of the car. No, can you

27:43

get out? Just get out of the car. So

27:45

we go out Go into the thing

27:49

And then individually they

27:51

start like pat they make us take all of our shit

27:53

out the fuck dude I think you're at the airport. I

27:55

don't know dude. I don't know where the fuck everyone. What time

27:58

is that now now? I mean, dude, this is like Like

28:00

one? Like we're like getting

28:02

close to we need to go so

28:06

we're one by one we're like uh My

28:08

buddy goes first and then I go and then

28:11

and then he goes out He goes what do you

28:13

guys all do for a living? And

28:15

then we start going I'm like whatever comic comic

28:18

and then he goes he goes so you uh

28:20

you do that full-time and Then

28:22

me my other buddy goes yeah, he goes You

28:25

do comedy Full-time

28:27

yeah, here's my chase go fuck yourself. I

28:29

mean dude. I but I was almost there

28:31

I was so I was like I

28:34

was like yeah, man Yeah,

28:36

yeah, what what I

28:39

need to go do you see in my clips?

28:41

I usually have blonde hair dumbass you know I

28:43

was so fucking mad Let me and so we

28:45

take all the shit of our pockets They're checking

28:48

is blah blah blah then they have to go

28:50

check the vehicle We're in the place for over

28:52

an hour they have to go check the vehicles

28:54

in Canada are Such a

28:56

hassle for no reason dog then they start taking

28:59

all their shit out right at

29:01

all do you have the fussy on

29:03

you? Oh, dude. Well the funny thing

29:05

is yeah, whatever the funny thing is

29:07

is before we drove from the

29:10

hotel in Seattle

29:13

We go do they don't have anything on us, and

29:16

I'm like bro I have like a vape

29:18

pen that like I used

29:20

to sleep And then we all like

29:22

collect it would be like all right man. Just fucking throw

29:24

it away We'll get one in Vancouver, but like it's not

29:26

worth it So thank fucking

29:28

God that we threw it away because

29:30

they went through I'm sorry it's illegal.

29:32

It's not illegal, but like it Hey,

29:36

we're gonna need to get it in correct

29:38

it in correct. Yeah, so they started rummaging

29:40

through all our shit, right? and

29:42

then the cop when the

29:45

cop comes into the office and Looks

29:48

at Jesse the videographer and goes hey

29:50

man Did you

29:53

have problems getting into the driver's side door?

29:56

Just goes no, then he

29:58

goes okay well my

30:00

partner pulled the handle off

30:02

the door. Guys,

30:07

did everyone hear me? The handle

30:10

to the fucking door of the

30:12

driver's side minivan door pulled it

30:14

off. And we also

30:16

were like, this can't

30:18

be, this cannot be real. He

30:21

comes back with the handle. It's

30:23

still holding it. Like, guys, this is your guys, uh, the handle?

30:26

Literally holding it. Just gives you that this is, this is what,

30:28

this is what it is. I go, does

30:30

it open? And he goes, not

30:32

from the outside. Sir,

30:36

lettuce in your fucking country. Yeah. And

30:39

then he goes, and I go, okay, who's going to

30:41

reimburse me for this? Cause, and then he goes, well,

30:43

didn't you, didn't you get the insurance? I go, that's

30:45

not the point. Who's going to reimburse me

30:47

for this? Cause this is what he goes, Oh, we'll, we'll

30:49

have you, we'll have a, we'll fill out an incident report.

30:51

And I go, how often does

30:53

that work? An incident report in

30:55

another country. What are you going to Venmo

30:57

me fucking for the thing? I was so

31:00

pissed. So then they go in

31:02

the back, they're filling out the incident report. And

31:04

then a new officer comes in

31:06

with a fucking dog and he

31:08

lets go. There's probably 20 people in the office.

31:10

Let's go to the leash. The dog's running around.

31:13

He goes, comment, search,

31:15

comment, search. This dog was

31:17

not a search dog. I'm telling you

31:19

right now, this dog didn't search for. No,

31:22

those are fucking search dogs. Nevermind. Bombing. So

31:25

the dog starts. The

31:27

dog starts sniffing Jesse,

31:29

like aggressively. Then the

31:31

cop goes over. Jesse goes, come here, empty

31:34

your pocket. I swore to God,

31:36

empty your pocket. And I literally go, sir, we've

31:38

already done this. He goes, you stop. Dude.

31:40

I was dog. I, I looked

31:43

at my buddy Daniel and I was like, dog,

31:45

I am about to, I, I was on a

31:48

million, everyone kept talking to

31:50

me. Like I ain't shit. I

31:53

was losing my mind. And then

31:55

also after you rip my

31:57

handle off, you're going to like this. I

32:00

was and then he looks at Jesse the

32:02

officer goes oh you have any weed on

32:04

you he goes no He goes well when was the last

32:06

time you smoke cuz the dog smelling it he goes I

32:09

smoked it like three in the morning last night he goes

32:11

oh Alright, so

32:14

y'all not gonna find any weed in your car, and I go They

32:17

already did that they already do

32:19

it. It comes back with another door handle Was

32:24

it easy and in your trunk they took the

32:26

whole back off comment just peed in the back

32:28

seat That's

32:30

crazy Canadian cops. Yeah, they're

32:32

riffin boy dude border like

32:35

we everyone that Worked

32:38

there was so mean like

32:40

so fucking yeah I mean that's my

32:42

whole thing with like real cops I

32:44

get it TSA and then like that

32:47

type of shit just like

32:49

there's no need to be mean Here's

32:52

my all my paperwork to get into your country.

32:54

This doesn't need to be like a fuck you

32:56

Yeah, it was a big you're in a dumbass

32:58

car, so you're a dumbass It's like nothing about

33:00

the jobs need to be like yeah, I Understand

33:04

because they probably deal with a lot of shit everything

33:07

course right understand what you have to start there But

33:09

like do you just why can't we

33:11

start just like it makes? It

33:13

just gets instilled in them that that's just what

33:15

their job is yeah, yeah It's

33:18

just like how bounces are always mean yeah

33:22

Little bartenders always mean I I do

33:24

think that it just like You

33:27

deal with so much shit every single

33:29

day that at some point you're like

33:31

alright, man I can't I got wouldn't

33:33

art that make your life more

33:35

miserable Yeah, being a mean guy or do

33:37

you like the authority? I think

33:39

it's authority for sure you think they get

33:41

off be like fuck Yeah, I made them

33:43

pull out their driver's license I

33:46

think the border cop in in the the USA

33:49

border cop for sure she

33:51

had like this weird Like

33:53

power dynamic energy sure and the

33:55

dude cop in Canada had that

33:57

he had that energy until he

33:59

poured Until he pulled the handle off and

34:01

then I guess little energy changed. Oh, yeah

34:04

I guess I don't know what that authority would feel like like

34:07

I don't I don't I hate confrontation

34:09

if I've ever had to Fire anybody. I'm like

34:11

so like yeah. Yeah, I'm so sorry. It's like

34:13

I don't know what that would be like would

34:15

that be like I Mean

34:18

it's not like having like pledges in a frat. You're

34:20

like give me a soda water bitch And they're like

34:22

yeah, like what like what is that a like where

34:24

do they get off? I think you probably and this

34:26

is just a guess I think like it being a

34:28

bouncer type thing, right? I think

34:30

maybe you start the job With

34:33

like a little more positive energy Okay And then after

34:35

six months of Saturday with like people trying to get

34:37

my fake ID people yelling about my dad I hear

34:39

that and at some point you're like dude I hear

34:41

that but if I come to you with niceness or

34:44

just even normal just like hey, how you doing? Right,

34:47

you don't need me like I'm not

34:49

doing well My hamster

34:51

got shot by a t-shirt gun dude

34:54

You know like if I

34:57

always match what they're matching if somebody

34:59

comes up to the border they go

35:01

fuck Canada Great, I'm coming in

35:03

even higher Can you get it

35:05

you think you can get into Canada if you just literally

35:07

just walk up to border and say fuck Canada? I'm

35:10

gonna go now illegal to say like but if

35:12

somebody comes up hey, how you doing happy Easter?

35:14

Hey? I'm doing well Thank you. Can

35:16

I see but to your I mean

35:18

I don't fucking know no no dude. I hear you

35:20

I hear you I mean I'm not solving anything over

35:22

here But I don't I don't I don't know if

35:24

I would nest I do I do think like their

35:26

line of questioning though in the energy They were giving

35:28

out it does It

35:31

does make you nervous. Oh my god every time I go

35:33

through customs. I forget why I'm there yeah And every time

35:35

I've done that too they go. What do you hear for

35:38

it? comedy dude It sounds

35:40

dumb as fuck But

35:42

also like they have a lot of sometimes I

35:44

have a lot of follow-up questions, and I am

35:46

dumb We're like I don't know the

35:48

itinerary so people were like I'm not joking

35:50

like oh, so what what theater you perform

35:52

at? And what time I'm not joking

35:54

it's not even like a nervous thing I was like I

35:57

don't I don't know what the

35:59

theaters called And I'm not even trying to

36:01

be like, I just don't know. And literally like, when we're

36:03

waiting in line, I had to like look at everything to

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customs killed a dude in 2007 trying

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to cross the border. They

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tased him to death He's innocent.

38:29

He got frustrated and agitated with them. And

38:31

so they tasted Fuck

38:33

until he had a heart attack. So that could

38:36

worse. Yeah, I don't know man. I've never bread

38:39

clip it I think

38:42

Yeah, I mean pulling off the handle and here's

38:44

the thing. I'm just waiting for a

38:47

bill Waiting. Oh

38:49

you haven't settled off with the no

38:51

because they're not gonna they're not gonna

38:53

just like Venmo milunis It's

38:56

gonna be a whole thing. Wait, so but when

38:58

you return to the car rental, was there any

39:00

like well I I didn't

39:02

I didn't return it right but

39:05

Well, I mean there was just like here's an incident report

39:07

blah blah blah But like I don't fucking like

39:10

the Canada Border Patrol said that a

39:12

bitch will contact them but

39:14

like Two people working for something

39:16

that yeah, they don't care like as an adult,

39:19

you know that like I mean, dude You're your

39:21

Airbnb situation. Oh my god. You're just oh my

39:23

god. You're just gonna make okay cool Here's

39:25

my head. I'm like cool. If you want to

39:27

be petty about that God

39:30

sees what you're doing. He'll strike you.

39:32

Yeah karma don't don't Indianapolis Airbnb. What

39:34

is there? It's a yellow house It's

39:36

old-timey. Fuck them. If you ever go

39:38

in Airbnb don't Don't

39:41

do them. It was like

39:43

God. I fucking it. Remember that

39:45

our ceilings leaking You Showered

39:49

in the middle of the room. Yeah, there's

39:51

curtains that hit the floor. I

39:54

forgot a funny point of the story where

39:58

the guy was like when I asked him like how how

40:00

long is it going to take me to get reimbursed?" And he's

40:02

like, well, it should take. And I go, well, I don't want

40:04

to hear – I didn't say I don't want to hear should,

40:06

but I was like, I was like, should doesn't make me feel

40:08

great. I need to like – is there a time for

40:10

me? He goes, do you want to talk to my manager? I said, absolutely. So

40:13

once they filled the incident report, I

40:16

walked up to the cop that I was talking to

40:18

and the manager. And the manager

40:20

goes, as he's like having the report turn

40:22

to me, he goes, well, apparently, we took

40:25

off the door. And I was like, not

40:27

apparently. Not

40:29

apparently. What do you mean apparently? Well, they say

40:31

all these things. I don't even make a retrack

40:34

it. What do you mean apparently?

40:36

You have the door handle in your fucking hand.

40:38

What do you mean? Dude,

40:41

apparently, I was like – the

40:43

shitty thing about it is like if we

40:45

were not in a position where he could

40:47

have ruined my night by being like, okay,

40:49

fine. You're – oh, you're resisting arrest. You're

40:51

in jail. Like I

40:53

was just around like 40

40:56

police officers. So like

40:58

you can't freak out or you're just not going to

41:00

get across the border. But it was just like, dude,

41:02

it – so what time did

41:04

you get to the show? We got to

41:06

the show like 10 minutes before

41:08

soundcheck. We left at like 8.30

41:11

a.m. and got into Vancouver at like

41:13

4.15 p.m. Okay.

41:16

And then so you don't know the final charges on

41:18

the car. Not yet. Not

41:21

yet. I mean literally a door handle

41:23

is missing. Can't be –

41:25

Like it doesn't like get back on. No, no,

41:27

dog. It's like it's in the glove compartment right

41:29

now. Like the whole thing.

41:31

But when he dropped it off, was

41:34

the motherfucker at AVIS like, sir? I

41:39

mean I think he – I mean that's – the information

41:41

I was given was he talked to them. He handed them

41:43

the Canadian incident report and told them what happened. How did

41:45

he get in the car? You got

41:47

to go from the outside or from the – like from

41:49

the passenger – you have to open the passenger side and

41:51

then walk into that thing. Dude,

41:54

it was like – Man, what's a nightmare? And

41:56

the funny – the interesting thing is I

41:58

pitched to everybody. I was like – Let's

42:00

leave it like 11 or 12 because

42:02

that'll be way enough time to get into the border two

42:04

and a half hours away We're fine. And

42:07

then when we left the Seattle theater, thank

42:09

God They said something to us because if

42:11

they didn't say that it took their last

42:13

act whatever hours to get in we would

42:15

have left It's wealth when do

42:17

you leave we left it like 830. Holy shit.

42:19

Yeah, and then we just made

42:21

soundcheck I mean it do I was

42:23

just when no fucking dog smelt

42:28

My buddy and then they made him I

42:31

was like what is probably just bored. They're

42:33

looking for anything I know do you see

42:35

your videographer who's somewhere deep in the depths

42:37

of Jacksonville, Florida? They smell him They're like

42:39

good. Yeah, he did like he looks

42:41

like he's from Jacksonville Imagine someone from

42:43

Jacksonville in Canada in Canada Well, he's look but

42:45

he looks like you're in Canada, but I but

42:47

a beer with no flannel who is this guy?

42:50

He had a beer in flannel. What the fuck?

42:52

Yeah, he just stolen valor a hundred

42:54

percent I mean, yeah any other

42:56

fun road stuff or cuz Gabe only hear about

42:58

your own Down, I don't Gabe

43:00

look at me today. He goes. I had a Michael

43:02

moment a good. Yeah, I never have I

43:04

was literally thinking about it after I haven't have you guys

43:06

ever seen me scream or yell? I never I don't think

43:08

I have any only me right now. That's a lot of

43:10

some ever heard you Yeah, I was I'm

43:13

a pretty even kill guy I don't really get

43:15

upset about a lot of stuff The one thing

43:17

that I'm very protective about is you know, the

43:19

people that I love and my dog, right? Yeah,

43:21

I love that dog And

43:23

so yesterday afternoon beautiful afternoon like 4

43:25

30 afternoon. I'm like, let's go for a walk, you

43:27

know live right above a park Let's go down check

43:30

it out. You know, I feel the sunshine so I

43:32

get down there and so the

43:34

park near my apartment is You

43:37

can enter through a driveway and you're at the park

43:39

and then if you drive a little further There's a

43:41

dog park the dog park is not part of the

43:43

park. Yeah, but I think what happens is the people

43:46

They see they Google map dog park. They

43:49

see. Oh, here's the park. Yeah Winning

43:51

off leash dogs every time I go down there, right?

43:53

Okay. So It

43:55

hasn't been as an off leash dog park

43:58

like a nude park for dogs I

44:01

yeah on But

44:04

uh see with a logic that you can like run free

44:07

Yeah Yeah, I mean

44:09

what the fuck is this response? No, no, I'm

44:11

thinking about up in gems over here thinking about

44:14

it Cuz what cuz dogs are always pretty naked,

44:16

right? Yeah, except the collar would

44:18

do when you take a collar off a dog you're

44:20

like, you're you are you were you're naked What if

44:22

you run away and nobody knows who you are? You're

44:25

in my house with no collar and I'm like, uh, you

44:27

know, it's crazy. I don't even know who you are I

44:29

always thought the chips were GPS chips. You know the chips

44:31

they put in there. No, are they? I

44:33

knew you're gonna go fuck. I was trying to get some But

44:37

yeah, it's just it's for like it's not Yeah,

44:40

yeah, we what? Yeah, there's no GPS. No, I thought

44:42

it was like a apple air tag I know but

44:44

but you put apple tag on the on the fucking

44:46

collar you take someone's dog You don't take the apple

44:48

tag off for an idiot. Oh I

44:51

know where the dog is in a raw parking lot. No, it's not. I

44:53

thought it was in case you ever ran away the

44:55

apple tag Yeah, like

44:58

let's say Gigi run away. Yeah, you're

45:00

like, oh, yeah the wind chills They'll

45:04

lose the collar sometimes that they're fucking lost so

45:06

microchips they can't lose it, you know, someone take

45:08

me back Hopefully but so I get down there

45:10

and fucking like always just a bunch of off-leash

45:12

dogs It's never been a problem before but

45:14

we're walking and then we're like kind of there's a

45:16

path in between the lawns of it And there's these

45:18

two fucking old people Probably like 75

45:20

years old a little bit of married married

45:22

couple and they weren't fucking yet They probably

45:24

were after this they're both standing there with

45:26

walkers and there's two of the you know,

45:28

the shitty little white dog She

45:31

little white dog. Yeah, I got a me.

45:33

I lost the Angeles is king for the

45:35

shitty crusty white dog Yes, there couldn't be

45:37

a higher shitty crusty white dog capita than

45:39

LA. How come all the shitty white dogs

45:41

are yellow on the bottom? wash

45:43

your dog Why she

45:45

got a cavity feet? I don't I don't get I don't get

45:48

it Do you might where we used

45:50

to record the podcast that apartment that

45:52

neighbor? It's like literally was like motion

45:54

sensor. You'd walk past it. Oh, yeah.

45:56

Oh, no, that dog was insane And

45:59

then the guy Would be out front with

46:01

the dog and the dog's losing its mind And

46:03

he's just having a conversation at a mailbox with

46:05

somebody else dogs going crazy man. Oh People

46:08

have shitty dogs and they

46:10

it just turns into like white noise for them like

46:12

yeah Well, he's always that way wait is that to

46:15

be yeah. Yeah choke him So

46:23

people fucking people people fucking standing there They're standing in

46:25

the middle of the of the little walkway right and

46:27

the two dogs are standing there and the dogs like

46:29

They're not doing anything. They're not even really paying attention

46:31

to me my dogs your dogs their dogs Just

46:34

standing there too shitty crusty white old dog. I

46:36

think okay there at least they're fine Whatever we'll

46:38

just like I'll bring the leash in tighter and

46:40

just we'll walk past As soon

46:42

as we get up to them the fucking first

46:44

dog Literally lunges in my

46:46

dog starts trying to fucking bother in the face

46:49

and your dog's very shy Yeah, and that's the thing

46:51

with my dog is like, you know, yeah, she's

46:53

shy but also like will fight back Not

46:56

afraid to scrap but a dick so

46:58

so this dog starts like fucking trying to

47:00

try to bite my dog I

47:03

fucking like although

47:05

no, I kind of kicked the dog. Oh Fuck

47:08

you. I have to good right? Oh

47:11

like shoot away. Shoot away. You're playing D

47:13

Well, I'm lucky screaming at it and I

47:15

go hey hey and I fucking yeah that

47:17

we mean then the other dog comes from

47:20

Flanking it for my job. I try to do the

47:22

same thing I fucking get down

47:24

low and I fucking scream at that dog

47:27

Other dogs trying to come back try to fucking push it away

47:29

again old people standing there no leash

47:31

in sight It's not even like they took the leash

47:33

off baby. Yeah came down here these fucking geriatrics No

47:35

leash your dog even walks away from you. You're not

47:38

gonna be able to catch up to it You can't

47:40

move they literally had walkers. Yeah. Yes. Anyway, they're taking

47:42

themselves for a walk, too Yeah, so I pop up

47:44

so I scare the dogs away They're

47:46

fucking hiding behind their people now, and I just

47:49

look at the woman and I go what the

47:51

fuck are you doing? You

47:55

do you can't have your if your dog is this much of a piece of

47:57

shit you have to put a leash on Yeah, yeah Dog

48:00

off here and she just goes okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry.

48:02

I'm sorry and I'm like, but I just like fucking went

48:04

on Yeah, and there's like everyone and I

48:06

have this makes me mad too cuz like this whole park

48:09

is just full of people with off-leash Dogs, so no one's

48:11

coming to my defense. They're all just like oh my dogs

48:13

off-leash, too Anyway, so I scream at this woman

48:15

for a while. She says she's gonna leave I walk away. I look

48:17

back She's not leaving at all. I really just wanted

48:20

to go back and be like I wasn't fucking around

48:22

like leave But I didn't cuz I'm

48:24

pussy. I called the city tried to wait on

48:26

hold for like an hour Oh

48:32

You ever try to call 311 I like some

48:34

fucking dumbass who lives in my neighborhood called

48:36

it on me Oh, yeah,

48:38

because I put a fence up and and

48:40

somebody was like, you don't have a permit

48:42

for that. Oh, that's crazy That's in who

48:44

gives a shit if you're at

48:46

that point where you're gonna wait on hold to be like,

48:49

uh, there's a That's yeah. Does

48:51

he have a permit? Yeah,

48:53

I lasted 30 minutes on hold before I gave up.

48:55

That's that's the whole point They do they keep you

48:58

on hold for an hour just to hope Yeah, but

49:00

the problem is the people who wait an hour big

49:02

enough losers to wait an hour Yeah, see you're normal

49:04

you wait 30 minutes like I'm out But it does

49:06

you got for the one you get so angry that

49:08

you have to do something and someone else called 9-1-1

49:11

Yeah, no, it is kind of nice

49:13

is that you wait for 30 minutes and it just de-escalates everything

49:15

by the time I answer You're like do I

49:17

can't what's your problem? I don't really know. Yeah,

49:20

the time is like The

49:23

thing that sucks about it Is that this is literally the park

49:25

underneath my house and it's a problem all the time there So

49:27

I'm like, I don't I'm not trying to call and complain about

49:29

that specific woman But I'm like there I

49:32

think that I literally think what happens is people get confused and

49:34

think it's the dog part Yes, people are stupid So

49:36

I just want to be like get more signs down

49:38

there or like get them to do it Weep

49:40

one day and just be like you got to

49:42

leash your dog got a leash a sweep Yeah

49:44

arrest you they just start tasing off leash dogs

49:48

You know, you know why I'm not at the first of

49:50

all if your dogs attack, you know dogs put

49:52

it down But but why

49:54

why I'm not fully on board this is

49:57

because I I

49:59

do the same thing at the dog

50:01

park by my house and it's like

50:03

clearly there are two dog parks that

50:05

have fences and you bring your dog

50:07

park, dog park, you bring the dog

50:09

into the fence, close the thing that's

50:12

the dog park. The problem is Gigi

50:14

doesn't really super love other dogs and

50:16

so she won't like run around and

50:18

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to the big field and

51:59

it says like no. off these dogs but

52:01

everybody probably does it everybody does and

52:03

also I was just like you know

52:05

coincidentally forget because I've had many

52:07

people that work in the park first off if you work

52:09

at a park go home like

52:12

I mean for real there's he literally like Ranger

52:14

though there's literally Park Rangers like at the

52:16

park I live there's Park like there's

52:19

people that work at the park to like

52:21

what's the word like fucking you know police the park

52:25

please the park police debarkment

52:30

it's not bad good not bad

52:32

lowest title view we've ever had

52:35

negative views but I get to get

52:38

to my point of me bringing this

52:40

up I've had people call whatever

52:42

the fuck everyone on me fucking board dude but the

52:45

guy came up to me he goes he was listen

52:47

man I'm a dog person but someone just called and

52:50

wanted to report your dog and

52:52

I was just like I wanted to be like no they

52:55

didn't and if they did who gives

52:57

a fuck this always 11 pounds

52:59

and there's there was no a dog here there was no dogs

53:01

here it was like 9 30

53:03

p.m. there's no the dog here huh

53:06

the Rangers are working nighttime yeah I mean dude where I at

53:11

that park I'll say it all pop off but

53:13

yeah I mean it's like it's in the middle

53:15

of it's like yeah the area it's yes a

53:17

good area so like there's like you know a

53:19

lot of like rough ends that uh rough in

53:22

dogs rough hands damn

53:25

yeah so it's her attitude towards you always calm

53:27

like oh yeah oh poor like oh

53:29

I'm so sorry isn't it the worst when you want

53:32

to be mad and they're not mad you're like no

53:34

come on let's get me yelling mad yeah I'm not

53:36

gonna meet my anger level that's why when everybody's mad

53:38

to me I try to just undercut

53:40

it yeah oh all right yeah cuz cuz

53:42

then they got no fire to deal

53:44

with you know I do that's not the right way to

53:47

do but this what my brain tells me to do is

53:49

I start laughing oh that in

53:51

my head in my head I'm trying to

53:53

undercut it some Joker shit I know but

53:55

it makes them mad did you laugh in

53:57

the Canada thing no I was fucking

53:59

I was nothing the last time I yelled at somebody

54:04

I had a pretty calm week do this woman

54:06

in Rite Aid or not right it in CVS the last night

54:08

was Losing her mind. She was

54:10

trying to you know how like everything in

54:12

CVS is locked up Like

54:15

everything. Yeah. Yeah, she Was

54:18

not waiting in line. She just

54:20

walked like on the side of

54:23

the counter, but like 20

54:25

yards away from the counter on the side It was

54:27

like excuse me. Can someone help me? There was a

54:30

line of like 10 people and

54:32

there's one person working and the woman was like

54:35

yes, ma'am We will but we have to like

54:37

get through these people and she started Like

54:40

I think she might have been drunk or like on

54:42

pills, but she started flipping

54:44

out Like the woman just

54:47

like called her like a bad boy The woman

54:49

was like being that was working at that she

54:51

was so nice She was like yes,

54:53

ma'am as soon as we handled it Well, you

54:55

need to hire more people because I'm in her

54:57

fucking rush and man like losing her mind Yes,

54:59

you guys is never easy. I was that one

55:02

died tell us over But

55:04

I went to a CVS was a big line I

55:07

see there's the walk-up the shoot to to self checkouts

55:09

right like go to one it says credit cards on

55:11

there I go perfect. I go to it. It says

55:13

out of order. Okay, cool There's a guy that one

55:16

next to me and then after then he leaves and

55:18

gets in line I go alright. I scan it goes

55:20

wait for cashier wait for I'm not

55:22

buying fucking booze I'm buying a notepad. Yeah, there's

55:24

a big line and then when there's a break

55:26

of two customers I'd look like hey, there's something

55:28

can you like scan it? And then she comes

55:30

up punches a code prints out a receipt of

55:32

what I'm buying It's a barcode of what I'm

55:34

buying and then she goes, okay, if you can

55:37

just get in line, I'll check you out She

55:40

printed out a barcode when

55:42

the notepad that I'm buying has a

55:44

barcode Try get in

55:46

line to use a barcode honestly

55:50

When when is someone gonna drop a

55:52

bomb? This Oppenheimer, no,

55:54

I mean I just hate when this is mute

55:56

miscommunication. It's like we have self checkers who's faster.

55:58

No, it's not No, it's not.

56:00

No, it's not. Also, you know what I'm sick of?

56:03

You know how like everyone's like, whoa You better be

56:05

careful. World War three. Everyone's got atomic bombs. Do

56:07

it. No But I'm just I'm sick

56:09

of it like do it or not Do

56:11

it or not, but just don't be pussy and not do

56:14

it and be like, well, I'm gonna do it Oh do

56:16

it or not do it or just

56:18

say or just say judge joking Please

56:20

don't but but I feel like somebody

56:22

is not threatening me. Oh, be very

56:25

careful Press the

56:27

button or shut the fuck up. I'm

56:29

just you know, do you know what I'm saying? I'm

56:31

getting I know I'm not because there's somebody out there

56:34

with like a button or another desk It goes nuke

56:36

and they go maybe well, but fuck a maybe do

56:38

it you pussy or shut up about it You

56:41

know, you do it only you know, I'm gonna try to fight

56:43

you know, I'm gonna fight you at a bar Yeah, I'm gonna

56:45

put you on for you it fight him or

56:47

go drink your Miller light. This

56:49

is in between bullshit Yeah, it was like that time

56:51

of fucking the the the comic-con from Burbank where the

56:54

one was like, I'm gonna leave Leave

56:56

or sit down. It's funny when people say what

56:58

about to do. I'm gonna fight you All right,

57:00

then do it punch me or

57:02

sit down or I'm gonna have sex with a girlfriend.

57:04

Oh No,

57:06

we've done we have more for three or three

57:09

to me fight with fought with sticks press the

57:11

button. There's just too many Many

57:14

variables place are either cash only

57:16

or just credit card. I went to a cash

57:18

only place I it was seven dollars and I

57:21

give him a 20 goes. Oh, you don't have

57:23

just seven dollars. Who the fuck? Leave

57:25

as I saw parking lot. Who the fuck

57:28

leaves the house with seven dollars on them.

57:30

I have a five and two singles Yeah,

57:32

I mean if you bitch you have a

57:34

cash register if you have five if you

57:36

have a five dollar bill and two singles

57:38

I mean, bro, if you're not

57:40

divorced or own a lemonade stand But

57:45

that's the thing there's too much There's

57:47

too much habit of habit of habit.

57:50

We don't do cash, but we take

57:52

cell Why am I yelling a parking

57:54

lot attendant? Hey, what's your phone number?

57:56

Oh cool. You don't have when you're

57:58

a parakeet Dude

58:03

oh, yeah, don't ask my phone about like that like Like

58:06

are you sure you want to do this

58:08

transaction? I'm paying for a fucking Rubik's Cube

58:12

First of all stop asking my phone number. What's

58:14

my phone number? 9-1-1. I'm about

58:16

to play in somebody's face and go send him

58:18

money That's it Scan

58:20

face send him $7. I think I'm done with

58:22

his life I

58:27

think I think this was the first episode,

58:29

but we didn't talk once about sex. Not

58:31

yet. Gypsy Rose and her man Oh, yeah,

58:33

do we have sex topics? We have some

58:35

socks talk secret socks that maybe gets a

58:37

little se ggs you will whoa Well,

58:40

should we get into it? I think it's not Go

58:44

there. All right. I heard the brand turning

58:47

I Def I did

58:49

a funny funny copton merch Se

58:52

and then have to Gigi like to

58:55

Gigi face and GDS. Oh, that's actually

58:57

really fire shake

59:01

Cuz Greta Gigi, you know, I get it. Oh,

59:03

huh? Someone

59:06

has a little Two

59:08

lanes that didn't need to be merged into one

59:12

I like funny lanes are like I'm ending and

59:14

then they just merged. I mean, it's

59:16

like honestly whoever Who's

59:19

who's the person who did maps? Like

59:21

just maps can't believe we follow the road Like

59:24

you think more people every day would be on

59:26

the one-on-one be like no you turn How

59:29

come you never see somebody driving the opposite direction? I mean, here's

59:31

the thing, dude I want to get to the point of like

59:34

I want to have so much money that I just don't have

59:36

to follow the rules You know, you see like a Lamborghini and

59:38

it's like parked inside a Marriott. You're like What's

59:41

happening? Yeah, I mean all those like

59:43

park anywhere. It's taking about a flat tire. I go cool.

59:45

Leave it. Oh Leave it.

59:47

Yep uber. I can't cross the

59:49

border. I can cross the border.

59:51

Yeah Canada

59:54

Canada. All right guys this time sock talk.

59:56

You want to get into it? Sock talk.

59:59

I love me This

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is from Pepper. Pepper says, uh,

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what's your take on this? I

1:00:06

see absolutely no problem with shaving my face and

1:00:08

balls with the same trigger. It's like people who

1:00:10

don't want to wipe themselves with the same towel

1:00:12

they used on their balls and buttcracks. You're clean,

1:00:14

it doesn't matter. I'm on board with that. I

1:00:17

also eat fucking trident off the ground, so I'm

1:00:19

not really a person to talk to. Get a

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manscape. Promo code stiff. I have no problem

1:00:24

with it. I don't have any

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definitely. I don't have any problem with it. Like

1:00:30

cleanliness wise, I do just have this thing in

1:00:32

my head that like a beard trimmer. I'm

1:00:34

like, oh no, you can't do that. Like that's like going

1:00:37

to you're going to get hurt somehow. You know, same shit,

1:00:39

right? I mean, it doesn't have

1:00:41

skin safe technology, but like, no, it's just a little more

1:00:43

for point. I had

1:00:45

a scare where my girlfriends might even say

1:00:47

this on my podcast. I forget my my

1:00:50

girlfriend in college's roommate had like

1:00:52

a like she like got herpes.

1:00:54

And she told she told everyone

1:00:57

like two days after and not

1:00:59

going to lie, like used her used

1:01:03

her razor to like edge up my

1:01:05

cock. And for like two weeks, I

1:01:07

was like, I have herpes. I had like a melt

1:01:09

like, you know, when you're 18, you don't know how

1:01:11

like things work. Yeah, I had a meltdown. Yeah, the

1:01:13

second you come for the first time, you're like, I

1:01:15

think I got this pillow pregnant. Dude,

1:01:18

the amount of time I came to the pillow, I'm surprised I

1:01:20

didn't. On it? You didn't. On

1:01:24

it. Alberate stuff. Crust pillow.

1:01:26

I mean, dude, I don't

1:01:28

know. Negative

1:01:30

users would be the highest ever. Would

1:01:33

you guys ever like let each other borrow? Like if

1:01:35

you guys are on the road together, it's an emergency.

1:01:38

I mean, if if I'm in LA, no, but like,

1:01:40

yeah, who gives a shit on the road? Definitely. The

1:01:42

road makes sense for all the trim to shave up.

1:01:45

What if like Michael was like staying in your place and he's like, fuck, I

1:01:47

forgot. I don't know.

1:01:49

Yeah, I don't even I don't it's I don't

1:01:51

care about any of that stuff. Yeah. I

1:01:54

probably should. I probably wouldn't even ask a

1:01:56

big. I shouldn't. Yeah.

1:02:00

And I know we're almost out of time, but does

1:02:03

water get old? I

1:02:06

feel like it does because sometimes I'll leave a

1:02:09

water bottle out for my cat and like I feel

1:02:11

like After

1:02:13

a while, it's like weird gross water because

1:02:15

the bottom of the water is like like

1:02:18

like like it's like a film Yeah, yeah

1:02:20

Yeah, what I know I'm a I'm a very big

1:02:23

way if I have like a if I have water

1:02:25

like in a what is it called? The water bottle

1:02:27

I'm so drunk In a

1:02:29

in a water bottle. Yeah, and like it's all my

1:02:31

nightstand for like a day I'm like it's old is

1:02:34

it because of the plastic of the water bottle or

1:02:36

in the water up somewhat like an actual like Oh,

1:02:39

yeah, like a metal metal water bottle

1:02:41

like that keeps water fresh. Yeah, I'm

1:02:43

like that's old I wonder if

1:02:45

you left the water you had a cold water drink I

1:02:48

put it in an ice and the next morning you put

1:02:50

it in the fridge and drink it again If you taste

1:02:52

any difference, right? No, probably not if it's in the Sun,

1:02:54

maybe but what is what like What is that oxidation though?

1:02:56

It has like the bubbles and stuff. It turns into Perrier

1:03:00

My house my apartment occasionally just looks like a

1:03:03

scene from the movie signs where there's just cups

1:03:05

of water everywhere and I'll drink them Willy-nilly,

1:03:07

I don't give a oh, no, dude. Those are those

1:03:09

no you're gonna get bacteria but

1:03:12

like Really? I

1:03:14

don't like I don't I don't know. I I

1:03:16

you gotta understand Gabe's body is built different

1:03:18

than ours Yeah, that's true. We're scared of

1:03:21

a Brita filter Gabe's body is a Brita

1:03:23

filter for drawing. That's true I mean, yeah,

1:03:25

you smoke heroin. You're fine Does water

1:03:27

go bad in a cup at home water by

1:03:30

itself doesn't go bad if it contains something that

1:03:32

germs can eat That it then it

1:03:34

may go bad or if it's exposed to light.

1:03:36

Okay, so you're right so like if

1:03:38

you're leaving it out and it's like the Sun's coming through

1:03:40

the window and Maybe the cup

1:03:42

like got some other shit. Yeah,

1:03:44

yeah I'll

1:03:46

basically drink drink it forever until it makes me

1:03:48

sick. I guess. Hmm anything old

1:03:51

freaks me out Like I throw away food.

1:03:53

That's like in in the in

1:03:55

the like one day in the refrigerator.

1:03:58

It freaks me out Yeah,

1:04:01

I mean I shove a foot in my mouth daily,

1:04:03

but that stuff is weird. That's funny

1:04:05

Yeah I can't I just any like

1:04:07

I I put food in the refrigerator

1:04:10

Like if I go food or to go food like you

1:04:13

know if I have like fucking door eyes Whatever

1:04:15

and I put it I know you're gonna not

1:04:17

eat it Really? Yeah,

1:04:19

what the fuck? I'm the king of that shit.

1:04:21

I'll throw it in there. I'll reheat it like

1:04:23

five times I'll get like a pizza from a

1:04:25

place how to slices put in the fridge later

1:04:27

pizza later pizza I like four meals in a

1:04:29

row. I'm just all we yeah. Yeah, I mean

1:04:31

you never in what you guys are right I

1:04:33

am wrong, but for no I'm my That's

1:04:37

really true. I don't know I have no idea I think

1:04:39

that the food thing like I have that tendency to if

1:04:41

somebody's been in the fridge I'll forget how long it's been

1:04:43

in there I'll get really nervous about it, but then eventually

1:04:45

I'll just be like I don't really have anything else I'm

1:04:47

just gonna risk it and then that feeling when you eat

1:04:49

the leftovers You're worried that they might be bad, and

1:04:51

it tastes so fucking good. I'm like oh, I'm doing

1:04:53

it It never has good to me in my head.

1:04:55

I go. Oh Little

1:04:58

bit yeah, I'm out because I've gotten food

1:05:00

poisoning before and it fucking is real It'll

1:05:02

take you off like three days. We do

1:05:04

food poisoning is crazy What

1:05:06

is that you poison yourself is hilarious. I

1:05:08

mean limping like I got digged down Get

1:05:12

dick down is so sick. I mean

1:05:14

you see you don't know, but I'm just saying sitting

1:05:16

there. Just getting dick down must be cool So

1:05:19

cool. Oh my legs. I can't even walk. I'm

1:05:21

like put it on a

1:05:23

t-shirt Oh, let me fuck you. I

1:05:25

hit your IUD out of your fucking cold Alright,

1:05:28

we'll speak it again pipe down. We got a stock Anonymous

1:05:31

submission says I need some advice my boyfriend I've been

1:05:33

together for over a year break up with him It's

1:05:36

over like our sex life is taking a turn for the bat.

1:05:38

Oh, no We hardly have sex anymore, and when we do it's

1:05:40

not that good I feel like he sees it as a chore

1:05:42

is the first relationship I've had where

1:05:44

we aren't on the same page sexually we have great

1:05:47

times together get along well Also,

1:05:49

I have communicated with my partner that I want to

1:05:51

have sex more and try new things But he gives

1:05:53

me the vibe that he doesn't care to have the

1:05:55

se ggs with me at all Or

1:05:57

in general is it me or do you think something's up with?

1:06:00

I mean, she already said that she's trying to be open,

1:06:02

communication with them about what she wants

1:06:04

and what her needs are. I

1:06:07

do. I've been in situations like that, and I think it can

1:06:09

go one of two ways. The

1:06:13

not great way is that sometimes you cross a threshold

1:06:15

where the person sort of becomes more of like a

1:06:17

person. And

1:06:20

I think it can go one of two ways. The

1:06:23

not great way is that sometimes

1:06:26

you cross a threshold where the person sort of

1:06:29

becomes more of like a friend and like a

1:06:31

roommate versus like actually

1:06:33

have like a sexual partner.

1:06:36

And when it crosses over into that lane,

1:06:39

I mean, I'm sure there's a world that

1:06:41

you can kind of like cross back. But

1:06:43

for me, I've done it twice with people,

1:06:45

and you don't – I've never like recovered

1:06:47

from that. But I've also been

1:06:49

in relationships where sex just

1:06:51

– it doesn't become a chore. It's

1:06:53

just like it's not the hot

1:06:56

excitement of it. It's

1:06:58

lacking, but you could – I've gotten

1:07:01

that back. And that's just like a

1:07:03

conversation of what excites you. Even

1:07:08

if you're like, oh, you're watching porn. What's out of

1:07:10

porn do you watch? And then maybe

1:07:12

try to replicate that or watch porn together or

1:07:14

like – and also there's another thing too where

1:07:16

it's like – I know

1:07:20

that if I jerk off too much, my

1:07:24

relationship to sex and my partner is like

1:07:27

– is different. So there

1:07:29

is a world too where I think another piece of advice is

1:07:32

like maybe try to have

1:07:34

that conversation with like, oh, let's

1:07:36

like not jerk off for 30

1:07:38

days. And the only time we can come is with

1:07:40

each other. I think that can help

1:07:42

as well. 30-day hard.

1:07:45

30-day hard. How hard are my friends?

1:07:48

30 days. 70-day hard? I don't fucking

1:07:50

know. I'm

1:07:52

bombing an hour and five in. Nobody's even

1:07:54

listening. Kenny!

1:07:57

Dude, I – I mean, it's a tough – What are you

1:07:59

doing? Because sometimes

1:08:02

it just, it

1:08:06

feels more like best friends hanging out

1:08:08

and losing a sexual tension. I

1:08:11

think you've got to address it. You know, you

1:08:13

really just got to ask, like, hey, this is a big

1:08:15

thing for me because it's not even about the sex, it's

1:08:17

like the overall bigger image. Are you still attracted to me?

1:08:20

And then the guys, well, yeah, babe, of course, of course.

1:08:22

We'd be like, no, like I genuinely, these

1:08:24

are things that make me think that you might not be. You

1:08:27

know, like, what is it from? Because

1:08:30

every guy is horned up. I don't

1:08:32

know one guy is like, I don't want to fuck.

1:08:35

Yeah, I do think I don't know. I mean,

1:08:37

no, you're right, I think. But I think that

1:08:39

actually brings up a good point that like, sometimes

1:08:41

when someone like, like, because she said their sex

1:08:43

life had been good at a time, right? So

1:08:45

like, and now it's not. So your worst case

1:08:47

impulse when you're thinking like, oh, does this mean

1:08:49

he's not attracted me? Or is

1:08:51

he cheating or whatever? Yeah, I guess there's a chance it

1:08:53

could be that. But there's also a chance that like, dude,

1:08:55

dudes get depressed too. And like, when I'm fucking in a

1:08:58

shitty mood or like a weird place in life, I'm like,

1:09:00

I don't really want to have sex. Like, I feel like,

1:09:02

or I don't feel confident in myself or whatever. Like, I

1:09:04

could just be like, hey, because like, this

1:09:07

is just rotting where my brand, the more I

1:09:09

think about it. Yeah. I'd also try

1:09:11

not to make it a thing, man. Because I remember

1:09:13

in one of our relationships, it became such a fucking

1:09:15

thing. What do you mean? Don't make it a thing.

1:09:17

The not having it or having it? The not having

1:09:19

it. Like, it became such a

1:09:21

couple of points of contention. But

1:09:24

it became such a point of contention, man, that like, whenever

1:09:27

like, the

1:09:29

idea of sex like started to occur,

1:09:32

it almost made me not want an even more

1:09:35

because it was such a heightened fucking thing. It

1:09:37

was like, it was like, when I have sex,

1:09:39

when I have sex, when I have sex, when

1:09:41

I'm in it, it became this like, in any

1:09:44

moment where I wanted to, I got

1:09:46

like, I had to use works, I fucking hate

1:09:49

it. I got like the ick towards it because

1:09:51

like, it was such this like,

1:09:53

thing, elephant in the room, though, oh my god, we never

1:09:55

have sex and you know, I attracted me and all this

1:09:58

Kind of stuff. So I'm not saying not have a conversation. Then

1:10:00

I'm saying like. Make.

1:10:02

It not feel. Like. Like

1:10:04

don't like to point fingers a. Like

1:10:07

this is like I want wartime. How come

1:10:10

you don't Yeah, Cause then it becomes like

1:10:12

a you problem yeah. And that's when I

1:10:14

think it. It almost can like intensify. The.

1:10:17

Feeling of not wanting to go? That's what

1:10:19

I mean. yeah I wouldn't go you angle

1:10:21

of built i feel age we says so

1:10:23

my son as vegas mean for that is

1:10:25

everything Okay yeah assimilate. why don't you want

1:10:27

to sleep with me Day I do I

1:10:30

do is your eggs it's like it it's

1:10:32

an attacking thing very as like a this

1:10:34

is because it is his eyes on subjects.

1:10:36

I'm gone up. The sun's gone

1:10:38

on, but I'm for. Him and his

1:10:40

wife yeah yeah I think is a like

1:10:43

that. I think it was more like an

1:10:45

Us problem vs like of he paid payments

1:10:47

that you problem. I like communication. I think

1:10:49

would would doesn't help, I just I just

1:10:51

want to say businesses like that. The sad

1:10:54

version. It. Is. I.

1:10:57

Think you can fall out of like.

1:10:59

I'm. Like.

1:11:02

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1:11:04

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1:11:07

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1:11:09

like. Best. friend roommate thing

1:11:11

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1:11:13

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