Jeff brings us a showdown with death! Or does he... Rich gives his heroine a life-or-death of the universe decision to make! Or maybe a dog does? Then finally Josh shows us just what a dwarf will do for love! And he WILL do THAT!Follow us on

Episode 45: Junkyards & Bodybuilders

27 days ago 1h 56m

Rich drops the bomb on you, baby, with a post-apocalyptic style, Josh spins a yarn of true romance and outright metal on metal warfare, and Jeff creates the most tension-filled family dinner since the last one he attended personally!Follow us

Episode 44: Dick & Domm

May 27th, 2024 2h 7m

Josh brings us the buck-nastiest dungeon ritual this side of the Pain Mines dark site, Jeff brings together a new team against the horrors of the inhuman secret society Gestalt, and Rich tries his hand at a brand new genre with even MORE erudit

Episode 43: Baking & Staffs

May 13th, 2024 2h 14m

Jeff's bunch of weirdos face off against a triple threat of horrors beyond reckoning, Rich's weirdos traverse hell itself for answers to burning questions, and Josh's weirdos reach across time and space to survive an unknowable foe! WEIRDOS EVE

Mid-Season Q&A Pt. 2

May 6th, 2024 1h 35m

Life and work has gotten in the way of the Lords' storytelling once more so it's time for our first ever MID-SEASON Q&A! We got such an influx of questions from our lovely patrons this time around that we're splitting the Q&A episode into two p

Mid-Season Q&A Pt. 2

May 6th, 2024 1h 35m

Mid-Season Q&A Pt. 1

Apr 29th, 2024 1h 52m

Episode 42: Bazookas & Religion

Apr 15th, 2024 2h 19m

Rich gets risque to almost the point of changing the purpose of our podcast, Josh introduces a BRAND NEW beloved character, he swears, and Jeff finally weaves his narrative together for once! The stories have started rocketing towards a grand f

Episode 41: Laboratories & Cucumbers

Apr 1st, 2024 3h 6m

GUEST STARRING VIDAZEN!Rich tugs at your heart strings, Greg introduces the greatest character ever made, Jeff finally puts ghost cats in a story, and Josh's heroes FINALLY make it to Graal!...or do they? They do. ...or do they?Follow us on

Episode 40: Rivers & Graffiti

Mar 18th, 2024 2h 19m

Jeff breaks the page count for another monster mash up of intrigue and mystery, Rich brings the heroes of a hundred timelines face to face with the final results(?) of their arduous journey, and Josh reveals the truth about the unstoppable thre

Episode 39: Cooking & Incantations

Mar 4th, 2024 2h 4m

Josh blows your balls off with ANOTHER battle of the bands you'll never forget, Rich illustrates the dangers of loving a joke character too much, and Jeff finally stops To Be Continued-ing your heart with some BIG SHOCKS!Follow us on Twitter

Episode 38: Coffee & Taxidermy

Feb 19th, 2024 2h 5m

Rich brings his heroes face-to-face with ultimate evil - CLAMPS! Jeff forces his heroes to face an enemy they can't just bash to death for once, and Josh revels in hot brown cat-digested Daranosian intrigue like always!Follow us on Twitter @S

Episode 37: Axes & Blacksmiths

Feb 5th, 2024 2h 8m

Following a run-in with real life Miasma the boys are BACK! Jeff takes nerds down a peg with Jason, Josh makes an axe so rad even Axewound can't handle it, and Rich brings it on home with the return of a cowboy so beloved he uses the same voice

Episode 36: Trombones & Miasma

Jan 8th, 2024 2h 5m

ONLY REAL 'BONERS NEED APPLY! Josh brings us part 2 of a daring ANTventure, Jeff brings us part 2 of whatever was going on with T.K. and Ghost Dips, and Rich brings us part 10 of the time-bumpin' shenanigans of his merry weirdos!Follow us on

Episode 35 - Cryptids & Passages

Dec 28th, 2023 2h 30m

Merry December 28th, Storysquires! To celebrate the festivities all three Lords: Jeff, Rich, and Josh, have all agreed to pen holiday themed one-shots for everyone! ...but do even one of them follow even ONE of the prompts?Follow us on Twitte

Episode 34: Cowboys & Fungus

Dec 11th, 2023 2h 22m

Rich takes us WAY back to the Wild West but ties it in somehow THE MANIAC, Josh tells the tell of bloody ant revenge with maximum ant puns AND yo mama jokes, and Jeff creates his own Urkel! There's other stuff too, just listen already, GODFol

Episode 33: Blood & Festivals

Nov 27th, 2023 2h 26m

Josh reveals the finale fate of a beloved book, I mean character, Jeff weaves a tale of a small-town serial killer on the loose, and Rich brings us an explosive turning point in his new Omniversal saga! THIS IS A BURNING HOT ONE!Follow us on

Episode 32 - Cards & Serpents

Nov 13th, 2023 2h 20m

Jeff brings back a beloved character and introduces a new one to hate (also horror stuff), Rich sends his beloved HUM13 and others on a road trip for the truth (also sci-fi stuff), and Josh gives the highest stakes in Daranos to it's slitheries

Episode 31 - Hogs & Rifts

Oct 30th, 2023 2h 4m

Rich brings us a sci-fi comedy tale of grief, pain, anguish, and hatred that'll have you in stitches, Jeff brings us the end of the two-part Frankenstein vs. Witch vs. Mafia syfy channel movie we've all been waiting for, and Josh brings the war

Episode 30 - Princesses & Anachronisms

Oct 16th, 2023 1h 56m

Josh continues the harrowing tale of a Dracula vs. an oncoming apocalypse caused by reading, Jeff opens the journal of a hardboiled detective caught between a witch and an international crime syndicate, and Rich brings us home with another step

Episode 29: Inns & Libraries

Oct 2nd, 2023 2h 7m

Jeff brings us a spooktacular haunt of innocent youth coming face to face with unspeakable horror in classic Goosebumpsian style (he promises), Rich regales us with a look into the past of his brand new Sci-Fi universe that introduces the most

Episode 28 - Mountains & Revenge

Sep 18th, 2023 2h 18m

Rich brings us a Sci-Fi tale with enough worldbuilding to put Sanderson to shame, Josh dishes out a Fantasy take on one of the greatest films ever made but better somehow(?), and Jeff caps off the summer with a Horror unimaginable to uncorrupte

Episode 27 - Fractures & Promises

Sep 4th, 2023 2h 11m

THE STORYLORDS ARE BACK!Rich ended the first season and begins the second season with a brand new sci-fi universe with so many new characters to kill available in it you'll never get a moment's rest!Jeff returns to one-shot horror with a sc

Season One Q&A - Part 2

Aug 21st, 2023 2h 48m

The Storylords have returned to their thrones and are ready to answer all of your hottest, most burning questions about the stories they've crafted! And because we got 33 of 'em we're splitting it into two parts - here's part two! Thanks for al